#πŸŽͺbruh-fart

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shell venture
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twink proof

bold kettle
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uh huh

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i dont get it

tidal trellis
shell venture
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it is

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only twinks say guh

solar breach
tidal trellis
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Now, I'm going to go BACK to studying

shell venture
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the video is outdated btw

tidal trellis
shell venture
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it's not normal

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and it's not a phrase

tidal trellis
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My friend says it all the time! (Infact I learned it from her kek1 ) So it's normal!

solar breach
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its not normal

shell venture
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her

bold kettle
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wow i think i am more confused now than before asking, great

solar breach
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i dont know how you dont understand how homo you are

fallow trellis
shell venture
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he does it on purpose

fallow trellis
quaint ore
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Yeah

tidal trellis
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I don't do anything on purpose! I just be myself and people be mad at me!

quaint ore
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Its not even fun to bully him about that anymore

solar breach
fallow trellis
tidal trellis
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I just be myself and u gets get mad me and then blame me for being myself, how does that make sense!

fallow trellis
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hell i dont even get mad at you for that

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i just do

tidal trellis
solar breach
idle portal
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are you gonna open the door before or after the days

naive bison
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2 WORLD WARS letsgooo

eager igloo
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@stone blade give me my money back madge

solar breach
tidal trellis
naive bison
idle portal
idle portal
idle portal
eager igloo
stone blade
idle portal
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tldr : hates people

tidal trellis
idle portal
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sounds brutal ryo_laugh

river zealot
tidal trellis
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Stardust diving is engraved into my brain now

idle portal
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this fucking gif

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holy hell

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LMAO

lyric horizon
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what the fuck did I stumble upon

river zealot
tidal trellis
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I don't troll! Tf are u on about!

idle portal
idle portal
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(that came out worse than i thought it would...)

slender rock
slender rock
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read the shirt

eager igloo
slender rock
eager igloo
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Maybe 4/10

river zealot
lyric horizon
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I fell off my bike

solar breach
lyric horizon
slender rock
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eager igloo
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Falling apart tortilla drowned in mild sauce

eager igloo
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It was edible, meat was okay

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eager igloo
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But it was just extremely meh

slender rock
eager igloo
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The mehest kebab I had in years

slender rock
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placid sail
tidal trellis
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I'm trying to study!!!

placid sail
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YOOOUUUU WAAAANT IT ALLLL BUT YOU CAN'T HAAAVE IT

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slender rock
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Faith No More - "Epic" (Official Music Video) from the album 'The Real Thing' (1989)

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eager igloo
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Is it its is?

placid sail
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IT'S IIIIIIIN YOUR FACE BUT YOU CAN'T GRAAAAB IT

slender rock
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solar breach
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eager igloo
prisma venture
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trilions even

slender rock
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@placid sail Sense of security
like pockets jinglin'

placid sail
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it's already a stretch what I recognise

slender rock
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you have played san andreas

solar breach
placid sail
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oh wait no I do know it

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goddamit

slender rock
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damn

placid sail
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uh like

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5 hourts

slender rock
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eh

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that's better than like 2

placid sail
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but I'm that forgetful either way

severe flicker
placid sail
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stop animal abuse

river zealot
slender rock
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I managed to get like 3 hours maybe inbetween being woken up number of times

placid sail
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I was woken up by a soul-crushing diarrhea

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slender rock
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πŸ’€

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don't shit the bed

placid sail
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indeed it could have been even worse

slender rock
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don't be the typical

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kek1 hoffmann

severe flicker
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Idk I wake up at like four but I can't move

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And then I feel like shit and its been two hours and I remember nothing

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(Other than weird noises)

placid sail
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is it necessary for brainfart membership to sleep that badly

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why are y'all abusing yourself like that

shell venture
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yes

severe flicker
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Shrimple as

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Idk why tho

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Maybe its the salt sandwiches after all

shell venture
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the what

placid sail
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... salt sandwiches?

severe flicker
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Bread

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Salt

fluid heron
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what the fuck is a salt sandwich

placid sail
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THAT'S NOT A SANDWICH MF

severe flicker
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WEVE BEEN OVER THIS ALREADY

placid sail
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THAT'S SALTY BREAD

fluid heron
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are the sanctions that bad?

shell venture
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are you aware that bread already has salt

severe flicker
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Hold on I got a vid

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Almost got banned from a different server for it idk why

shell venture
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are you british ?

placid sail
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mf probably had a water tea with his salt sandwich

fluid heron
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bros eating like its the 16th century

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shell venture
severe flicker
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Get out or my hear

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GET OUT OF MY HEAD

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GET OUT OF YNKB HEAD

fluid heron
high wing
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My hear

severe flicker
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HET OUT OF YM BUT AD

slender rock
shell venture
severe flicker
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What's so bad about the salt sammij

shell venture
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just cut up a tomato

placid sail
fluid heron
slender rock
fluid heron
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how often do you eat this

slender rock
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it's fucking

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NOTHING THERE

severe flicker
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I like the taste of salt idk

shell venture
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i think sand sandwiches are better

severe flicker
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And I like bread

coarse bear
shell venture
fluid heron
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doesnt toast the bread or nothing

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slender rock
placid sail
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he's growing his bone spines with all that salt to become new meth head wolverine of london

fluid heron
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no butter just raw ass white bread and salt

slender rock
coarse bear
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Brainfart
Let's open a gofundme for him to buy butter

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shell venture
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i live on a lack of sleep

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never had the urge to raw dog salt

slender rock
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you don't count

shell venture
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fair

severe flicker
slender rock
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you're not from this planet

severe flicker
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Then MAYBE

placid sail
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tbf during my childhood in a small village we ate black bread with vegetable oil and salt

severe flicker
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JUST FUCKING MAYBE

placid sail
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but that's at least three ingredients!

coarse bear
slender rock
shell venture
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jandice

fluid heron
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bro has jaundice

coarse bear
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fluid heron
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(that was a joke)

shell venture
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my dad used to have breakfast with a glass of milk
and dipping bread in olive oil

severe flicker
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You said that while a mod is here

fluid heron
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the setup was too good

placid sail
placid sail
fluid heron
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i be eatin casseroles and shit

severe flicker
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So no issue with salt sandwich after all

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Nice

fluid heron
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no there is a issue

shell venture
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no there is an issue

severe flicker
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I won't be gaslit so easily

placid sail
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definitely an issue

fluid heron
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you willingly eat that shit

coarse bear
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You're rawdogging salt

shell venture
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if you were broke i understand

fluid heron
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you eat it rub your belly and go get another one

shell venture
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but you have vegetables right infront

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fluid heron
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thats whats fucking wrong

shell venture
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only time i raw dog salt
Is like 1 fucking small crystal

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not a whole ass sandwich

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fluid heron
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I make actual food

placid sail
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placid sail
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IT'S

quaint ore
placid sail
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RIGHT

coarse bear
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THE VEGETABLES ARE RIGHT THERE

severe flicker
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I miss ΠΊΠΎΡ‚Π»Π΅Ρ‚Ρ‹

placid sail
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IN THAT VIDEO

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THE FUCK YOU MEAN

grizzled meadow
fluid heron
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bro is literally eating like hes in famine

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fucking crazy

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coarse bear
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Bro.

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fluid heron
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have you ever actually cooked before?

grizzled meadow
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fluid heron
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oml

coarse bear
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Broski

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fluid heron
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bros a fucking pantry pirate

severe flicker
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Hold on

placid sail
coarse bear
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Go cut a tomato into like quarters right now
Salt the flesh
And eat it.

severe flicker
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I don't like tomato on its own

coarse bear
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It's with salt tho

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That's definitely a big factor for you

fluid heron
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the absolute lack of any practical cooking skill is fucking crazy

grizzled meadow
fluid heron
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fucking hell

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grizzled meadow
fluid heron
dreamy flaxBOT
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πŸ“š cunny

The most hilarious slang term for vagina. Try to [use it] in a sentence without [laughing]. [Go on]. Just try it.

Dude, [your mom's] cunny is so...([breaks] off [laughing])

shell venture
ancient barn
coarse bear
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Feel like that was different before

fluid heron
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somebody on discord changed that one

grizzled meadow
ancient barn
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yeah its a fruit

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so what

pastel quartz
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@dreamy flax ar u smart or what?

fluid heron
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ive eaten a tomato raw

pastel quartz
ancient barn
fluid heron
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ive eaten a whole tomato like an apple

grizzled meadow
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You can make a salad out of a tomato, another reason to call it shit

fluid heron
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i try every ingredient i use too

grizzled meadow
ancient barn
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there is only a few things i don't like

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and that is cauliflower

fluid heron
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i fucking hate zuchinii

fluid heron
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if you like zuchinii fuck you

severe flicker
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I'm too autistic to just like something

ancient barn
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white fake ass brocoli

shell venture
fluid heron
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and cucumber

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ancient barn
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cucmber is fine because cucumber becomes pickle

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fluid heron
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but i dont like cucumber

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i like pickled tho

grizzled meadow
ancient barn
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lmao

fluid heron
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I fucking love pickled eggs them shits slap so hard

shell venture
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the best veggie is onion

shell venture
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if you disagree kys

fluid heron
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i love onion

ancient barn
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garlic my beloved

grizzled meadow
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deep topaz
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Strange root vegetable

fluid heron
fluid heron
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its not

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but we are gonna stop talking about it

river zealot
coarse bear
placid sail
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lmao

river zealot
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and it turns them 10x better

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placid sail
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Falco the chicken nuggie boy

deep topaz
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Cunny is slang for loli gooch

grizzled meadow
fluid heron
river zealot
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deep topaz
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Usually paired with uuuooogh

grizzled meadow
fluid heron
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its what pedophiles use to identify other pedophiles

severe flicker
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Dog whistle man

deep topaz
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No it's just kid gooch

deep topaz
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Broken arrow

fluid heron
severe flicker
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So was almost getting banned from another discord server a valid reaction to my salt sandwich on the servers part

fluid heron
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yes

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falco ban him

severe flicker
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How come

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What?

fluid heron
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MAKE REAL FOOD

severe flicker
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What makes it bannable

fluid heron
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you are going to die by the age of 30

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severe flicker
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Why

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What is so abhorrent here

fluid heron
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this dude gets no vitamins from anything other than bread which has low nutrional value and salt which is harmfull in high amounts

severe flicker
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This is a staple meal

placid sail
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banning him won't do any good, he'll keep eating his vile "sandwich"

fluid heron
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NO ITS NOT

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STAPLE?

placid sail
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we must torment him istead until he renounces his fucked up twisted ways

fluid heron
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this dude is insane

high wing
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fluid heron
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beyond hope

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high wing
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this man has no water in his body its all just salt

severe flicker
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Or

fluid heron
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no wonder your kidneys failed

severe flicker
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I drink twelve cups of tea per five hours

high wing
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brother...

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high wing
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yeah called kidney failure

fluid heron
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it targeted your weakest fucking link

severe flicker
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That's not virus -> gastrointestinal -> kidney

ancient barn
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suddenly

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everyone doctor time

fluid heron
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eat actual human food

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read a fucking cookbook

ancient barn
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let the man eat and suffer

fluid heron
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please

severe flicker
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Bread is a cornerstone of civilisation

fluid heron
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this isnt the 16th century anymore

glad carbon
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hiii @ancient barn @high wing @placid sail

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fluid heron
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yeah but they also ate other things

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lots of stews dried meat

severe flicker
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Its a snack man

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A snack

naive bison
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@river zealot letsgooo

fluid heron
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you just said it was a staple fucking meal

severe flicker
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Sometimes

fluid heron
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oml

naive bison
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i wanted to say "wish me luck" before the fight but didn't cause that one time it fucked up my chance to kill the past of the pilot

severe flicker
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Sometimes its THE meal sometimes its A snack

severe flicker
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I love scrambled eggs

naive bison
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@glad carbon are you just waking up?

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glad carbon
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suck my nuts

naive bison
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facking muricans

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gm

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?

fluid heron
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im gonna go make a salad this dudes eating habits have me fucked up

buoyant ravine
severe flicker
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It is not that bad

pale ingot
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yeah i wonder why people put salt on food bro

naive bison
fluid heron
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its called fucking seasoning

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fluid heron
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that is pretty bad

slender rock
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wait

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fluid heron
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we just outlined why

slender rock
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@stray zealot where are you in the world?

fluid heron
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explains alot

slender rock
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hmmm

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not brown enough for FLAVORTOWN

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fluid heron
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you can have salt on other things that have actual nutriotinal value

glad carbon
fluid heron
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you like salt? make a stew

severe flicker
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Yk it's been a while since I've had goulash

slender rock
fluid heron
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a salt sandwich

slender rock
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but what kind of bread

fluid heron
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atleast he eats eggs

fluid heron
slender rock
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Okay lock his ass in a basement

severe flicker
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???

slender rock
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white bread is the worst

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fucking

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ugh

severe flicker
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Why is my staple meal being libeled

severe flicker
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You don't vibe with me

slender rock
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WHEAT BREAD YOU ABSOLUTE CRETIN

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that's even a low bar in itself but fuck

severe flicker
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I am vibin with my STAPLE MEAL

slender rock
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this is a true staple meal because it HAS ACTUAL FIBER AND NUTRIENTS IN THAT BITCH

slender rock
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Chad bread

severe flicker
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My mobile data isn't loading it

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Looks like a gravel path

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Oh I DONT like that

#

I like sourdough

slender rock
#

you're a lost cause homie

severe flicker
#

Or black bread

severe flicker
#

Or one of those factory made loaves of white bread

severe flicker
#

I don't get it

severe flicker
#

Why is the man pouring water onto the floor

naive bison
sage otter
slender rock
#

god he's sheltered

naive bison
#

@narrow lotus @stone blade @river zealot

naive bison
river zealot
slender rock
#

Xal, as much of a turd you are, but you know what the reference is of pourin a 40 out

naive bison
#

i think he meant to say "R-rated"

lyric horizon
naive bison
#

as in violence and gore

naive bison
#

what did i ever do to you?

severe flicker
slender rock
naive bison
#

also what's "sheltered" about not knowing that pretty obscure american cultural reference

slender rock
#

but its okay

naive bison
lyric horizon
lyric horizon
#

πŸ˜”

naive bison
#

i very rarely try to piss people off intentionally

slender rock
#

I am not letting him pass with an excuse

severe flicker
#

Saltwich second

lyric horizon
#

in character

slender rock
lyric horizon
naive bison
#

@high wing go on

#

i'm listening

lyric horizon
#

adults only is rare

slender rock
#

oh wait

river zealot
naive bison
#

ok pipe down then libtard jokergehalt

river zealot
#

i dont see anyone care anymore

slender rock
#

this is a better breakdown

naive bison
#

RP stands for that thing osaka said

high wing
#

osaka wasnt enough

naive bison
#

what reaction

slender rock
naive bison
slender rock
naive bison
#

dumbass

shell venture
#

osaka did both you retard

#

blur is right

naive bison
slender rock
#

quotations and a "ayo"

#

I will touch you xal

mossy void
#

Kill him

naive bison
mossy void
#

Kill him with hammers

naive bison
shell venture
#

im gonna fuck a spider

severe flicker
slender rock
#

i mean

#

like

severe flicker
#

Let me guess you're gonna find a huntsman spider

slender rock
#

although there's not much there tho

naive bison
#

you're not Shang Tsung

#

pipe down

slender rock
#

Nah I am worse

pastel quartz
#

1 year

naive bison
pastel quartz
shell venture
shell venture
naive bison
#

what's it called again?

shell venture
#

shadow of war

naive bison
#

yeah

#

i wanted to play the first game

#

shadow of mordor

shell venture
#

i did

naive bison
#

but because a retard named them

slender rock
# pastel quartz 1 year

ESRB wasn't made to have logical sense it was a lobbist thing because parents got scared instead of fucking parenting

shell venture
#

finished it yesterday

naive bison
#

i downloaded the sequel

#

instead of the prequel

shell venture
#

my friend did the exact same

naive bison
#

i hope that guy is laid off

#

he deserves it

#

overall not a terrible game duology

#

pretty fun

#

kinda not linear enough maybe?

fluid heron
#

I'm making a glorious ass salad

naive bison
#

feels like a very big sandbox with not much progression

severe flicker
naive bison
#

"glorious ass salad"

fluid heron
severe flicker
naive bison
fluid heron
#

That salt fucking sandwich made me realize I need to start cooking more

severe flicker
#

Its good actually

fluid heron
#

That is awful

naive bison
#

mcdonalds hot coffee 2.0?

fluid heron
#

Anyways I'm boiling eggs now for the salad

severe flicker
fluid heron
#

I got blackberries to eat while I wait

slender rock
naive bison
#

what?

slender rock
shell venture
naive bison
#

where

#

when

naive bison
# severe flicker

nothing you say from this point forward is credible or should be taken seriously

midnight cloud
#

that looks delicious

fluid heron
storm stream
lyric horizon
severe flicker
shell venture
severe flicker
#

THANK YOU

severe flicker
lyric horizon
midnight cloud
#

i prefer without any seasoning though

lyric horizon
#

It's so good

#

Rare ubisoft win

shell venture
#

yeah

fluid heron
#

I don't think he's being serious

shell venture
#

but it's ubi game

#

it got too repetitive for me

lyric horizon
#

It has traces of being ubi

#

its badly optimised

severe flicker
river zealot
shell venture
#

it ran fine for me

fluid heron
#

Just said he prefers it without the seasoning

lyric horizon
#

I love doing missions on different ways

storm stream
shell venture
#

what i played was pretty good tho

lyric horizon
#

this time stealth, this time helicopter rocket launcher, this time a tank, this time a sniper...

shell venture
#

felt like the game could've been waay better

solar breach
severe flicker
shell venture
#
  • your team mates are kinda retarded in solo
fluid heron
#

I'm gonna boil a bunch of eggs actually so I don't have to do it again later

lyric horizon
#

I can hear the munching in my nightmares

severe flicker
lyric horizon
river zealot
lyric horizon
#

SURP, HAYZEE, EVERYONE IS SCARED OF YOU

severe flicker
#

Why is this so bad I don't understand

shell venture
#

profile per server

severe flicker
#

Also I just recorded another one god I'm hungry

severe flicker
lyric horizon
#

first the voice messages

#

n word meme

severe flicker
severe flicker
lyric horizon
severe flicker
#

Come on

ancient barn
#

sometimes bro, self awareness saves you from embarrassing yourself because i for one don't talk about all the weird shit i do

prime zenith
#

is this breakpoint

storm stream
lyric horizon
#

HOLY FUCK

#

SAM FISHER HOLY FUCK

severe flicker
#

Nineteen Eighty-Four

#

One thousand nine hundred and eighty-four

severe flicker
upper gulch
#

me

river zealot
# river zealot

@dry jolt, sir, please, can we get both server and profile banner, the same as with pfps

dry jolt
river zealot
river zealot
ancient barn
dry jolt
#

Just waiting on Discord to release a new thing so I can release my version AlexUpsidedown

river zealot
#

Nice work

dry jolt
#

hoi

#

Thanks, also you know you can choose if she's rude or not right?

#

Then you have yourself to blame for the rudeness AlexLUL

high wing
#

we secretly like when shes rude

#

uwu

dry jolt
#

kinky AlexTwiddle

high wing
#

how ya doing alex

dry jolt
#

Doing good, fixing things here and there on xelA, just did 4-5 patches just today AlexDed

#

You?

high wing
#

nice nice, im alright getting ready for work

tranquil basalt
#

iedy lurking

heavy peak
high wing
#

Iedy hasnt worked in over 20years

dry jolt
heavy peak
#

So arnoldhalt

high wing
#

do it

#

release it now alex

dry jolt
#

Like.. it's ready-code lmao

heavy peak
#

Nothing is ever truly ready

tidal trellis
#

release sooner than planned, break the bot, force discord into another lock-down like last time someone abused the bot kek1

high wing
#

beloved??

dry jolt
#

It started 3 weeks ago at least

dry jolt
#

brb going to make another [at]everyone exploit

high wing
heavy peak
#

Ye i heard

vale sand
dry jolt
#

All is fixed, sorry mate

split canyonBOT
#

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severe flicker
#

Stfu

split canyonBOT
#

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severe flicker
#

@winged phoenix gigachadhandshake

high wing
severe flicker
pastel quartz
severe flicker
#

A man who eats bread with salt on the regular commands more respect

#

Absolutely devious

#

Embed fail

high wing
severe flicker
#

But wtf is that file title

glad carbon
fluid heron
#

Looks fucking tasty

storm stream
fluid heron
#

Y'all needa buy some of this shit it's good

fluid heron
#

No croutons cuz I don't fuck with em

storm stream
#

Ah nice

fluid heron
#

i was going to but i had none

#

i already had all the shit cut up so i said fuck it

#

the poppy seed dressing is pretty strong so i wouldnt taste it much

#

this shits so fucking good

storm stream
#

Salad your seasons

fluid heron
#

a thinking man

#

i made alot of salad too

#

so i can get more later

#

I fucking love taco salad

#

took a bit longer to make it than it was supposed to because i forgot eggs and had to boil em

river zealot
glad carbon
river zealot
naive bison
fluid heron
#

i used to have a ferret

naive bison
fluid heron
#

he was a pet for my older brother when he was young so its life kinda fucking sucked

#

it got treated like a big hamster kinda fucked up

#

it lived 14 fuking years tho

fluid heron
#

you know how they like jump backwards

river zealot
naive bison
naive bison
#

fucking peak

glad carbon
fluid heron
#

hed do this

#

all the time

glad carbon
#

critter

mossy void
#

It takes a lot more effort to properly care for a ferret than people think

fluid heron
#

now that im an adult and have 4 dogs i am aware of how much effort it is

mossy void
#

I notice, you said A ferret

#

you had only one?

fluid heron
#

not 2

#

yeah i know they companions

mossy void
#

Yep, first mistake right there as you know

#

They get lonely and need someone to hang out and play with

fluid heron
#

mhm

placid sail
#

by the nine I'm tweaking

mossy void
#

They’re exclusive carnivores, and have silly straws for a digestion system

mossy void
#

They’re prone to all manner of different physical ailments

fluid heron
#

we did play with him alot atleast

mossy void
#

They’re expensive, finicky, and complicated
But they’re beautiful and wonderful

#

Takes a special kind of pet owner to handle a ferret
They ain’t fkn hamsters that’s for sure

#

Internet is really bad currently :/

fluid heron
#

now i have a stray cat with no name thats pregnant

mossy void
#

Oh fun

fluid heron
#

i did a random name generator for a black cat and the first popup was blackie so i think it will remain unnamed

solar breach
narrow lotus
solar breach
#

unoriginal

fluid heron
#

its name is kitty

mossy void
#

Archduke Franz Ferdinand the second lord of catstria

fluid heron
#

im gonna start calling it dipshit and see if i can imprint that as its name

fluid heron
fluid heron
#

lmao

storm stream
pale ingot
fluid heron
naive bison
#

do you know what's the name of the cat that lovecraft owned was?

fluid heron
#

yes

#

yes i know

naive bison
#

that's why he's like Mr. T

#

what happened to Mr. T anyways?

#

i know him from rocky

fluid heron
#

isnt he dead?

shell venture
#

retard it's cause of the mohawk

naive bison
#

i know him from the A Team

#

idk anything about him since

shell venture
#

he had an npc in wow

fluid heron
naive bison
#

no he's still kicking @fluid heron

#

72

shell venture
#

cockrider with the racist remarks

fluid heron
#

oh ok

#

oh hes still on twitter

naive bison
#

That's Mr. T in the fucking White House dressed as santa with first lady Nancy Raegan on his lap

#

i'm not even gonna comment

fluid heron
#

thats crazy

naive bison
#

the fucking what

fluid heron
#

actual perfect name

#

or maybe ill name one of her kids that

#

idfk

placid sail
fluid heron
#

the prison ink is way fucking worse honestly

placid sail
fluid heron
#

some fucking millenial sells the kit for 100 bucks

slender rock
#

yeah

placid sail
#

some poor puddle got crudely tattoed by some rich child rip doggy

slender rock
#

real ogs use tape cassette motors

#

and a bic pen

placid sail
#

real ogs use proper equipment blur

slender rock
#

and a sowing needle

placid sail
#

not a fucking aids dispenser 3000

slender rock
#

lol

placid sail
#

come bro

slender rock
#

I didn't say they were good

#

Bro

placid sail
#

surely sacramento isn't bangladesh

slender rock
#

I am being SARDONIC HERE

slender rock
placid sail
#

where did you learn that word

#

I'm ratting you out to trump patrols

slender rock
#

but yeah in seriousiness Sacramento used to be pretty bad

#

it was like Hickville and gangs and shit during the 90s in the south area and pockets of different neighbourhoods that are now gentrified

fluid heron
#

alright its 4pm now i can get drunk and not feel like a bum

placid sail
#

peepostarechamp2 alcoholic

slender rock
fluid heron
#

i love abusing substances

slender rock
placid sail
#

young me always thought gta had a lot of an artistic exaggeration but seems like it hasn't

slender rock
#

@quartz ridge

slender rock
#

but during the time that 90s riots and shit

#

some of it did make its way up north yes

#

but Sacramento is a hybrid like innercity gangs shit to like Hells angels level shit

#

and racist gangs shit in like north area of sac towards the trailerparks back in the day

#

:/

heady crow
#

youll go to bed at a appropirate time and so on

slender rock
deep topaz
slender rock
#

vintage VHS

deep topaz
#

Thanks taco bell kuwait

slender rock
placid sail
#

i'm dfying

high wing
#

stop that

fluid heron
#

holy shit that is awful

high wing
fluid heron
#

This shit is fucking ass

#

it feels like im drinking fucking jim beam not a seltzer

slender rock
#

usually people would rather do jim beam

fluid heron
#

jim beam is fucking ass

slender rock
fluid heron
#

jim beam is the reason i associate peach smell with vomit

fluid heron
#

wonder where the dog is

shell venture
#

@naive bison goodnight baby girl

high wing
#

they cant handle the neutron style

fluid heron
#

shit tastes like green apple vape juice and hot breath

naive bison
#

hmm im thinking

fluid heron
#

if i had a hitler painting i probably wouldnt burn it cuz it would be expensive as fuck

narrow sorrel
#

appreciating asset? omegakekw

fluid heron
#

deadass

fluid heron
#

im not gonna compare it to owning a van gogh painting but its pretty similar

fluid heron
#

just cuz of the association

naive bison
#

nothing morally to think about when owning a van gogh painting

#

i wouldn't OWN a hitler painting

#

idk i wouldnt burn it, put it in like a war museum or sth hmm

fluid heron
#

i would sell a hitler painting but that requires ownership so

naive bison
#

i wouldnt keep it in my house though

fluid heron
#

wouldnt hang it up on the wall to talk about it to guests

naive bison
#

that's more morally unambiguous that just keeping one in the world existing

fluid heron
#

morally im not very moral

high wing
naive bison
#

...would it be in poor taste to give the hitler painting to like a holocaust museum? KekSkew

#

like idk where to put it

fluid heron
#

not near the pictures of the victims

#

thats for fucking sure

naive bison
lyric horizon
#

The world is beautiful

naive bison
fluid heron
#

so it wouldnt go anywhere in a holocaust museum

#

it actually has no place in any museum

naive bison
#

idk about that

#

for sure it does

#

you preserving it doesn't mean it's good

fluid heron
#

unless they have a dictator painting museum

naive bison
#

that's a very silly thing to say

naive bison
#

stalin got his wholeass house as a museum

#

this mf got similar kd to hitler

fluid heron
#

didnt stalin kill more than hitler?

naive bison
#

just maybe stalin's killings weren't as morally unambiguous

fluid heron
#

yeah 20 million people

naive bison
river zealot
fluid heron
#

what a fucking thought provoking question not

#

20 million died national hero wasnt even in the running

naive bison
#

rest in piss btw

fluid heron
#

yeah they do that

lyric horizon
#

National fucking hero?

placid sail
#

I no longer pray for help, I just ask you to finish me off

naive bison
#

wait who's supposed to be the national hero in that sentence?

fluid heron
#

Stalin

lyric horizon
#

Stalin