#🎪bruh-fart
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its like im treading a minefield with each video i send cause half of my favorited gifs and downloaded files have either explicit content or racism
missclick waiting to happen
ive also pinged iedy twice
butter dog
half of my gifs are cats or LTG telling you to kiss yourself
les goooooooooooo
i am checking a few of my videos before sending
cant actually post everything unchecked
part 2?!
hood classic video right here
second chocolate cookie has hit the glass
classic

@narrow lotus
+rep awesome video
Ban-worthy
dont ban my boy he posted peak
@placid sail
bz wouldnt look at it since he has me blocked
he's gonna post a screenshot of "x blocked messages"
broken video :<
Really? Let me try sending again
aw yep my video got deleted
it's frozen for me
they shot him 
yeah it's working now
im gonna be a work so im not gonna know ive been muted until about 6 hours later

I can hear it in my head
australiancunt., your new nickname is Damon
alright i got work bye

how did this video work fine before and now its broken
discord is shit dawg 🙏
@placid sail post a good meme
he doesnt have those
S5 recycling?
Really bruh?
most of yall aint gon be able to do this
This shit has been posted so many times by others
By me even 
fundamentally, its the same idea as a tractor puilled mower
Cuz it's good
the combined knowledge of every one of the infinite universes he's from has made him into yakub
because he tries the same thing over and over again expecting a different result
Romania doesnt need tanks they need bigger backpacks
When Romanian soldiers get shot they don't get hurt
They steal the bullet before it hits them
Bro scanned himself
do you have the one where mr beast donates to him?
no
i have this though
Hamma tweaking
watching vtuber and shitposting 
"retardmaxxing"
aw yep
What Long exposure of tarkov does to a man
"Profound Mental Retardation"
Don't get me into this
ive never touched tarkov, i'm an Osu!Mania player 


stay away from my family
not a child predator
nah but that B/O could kill an adult man
anyone have the higher quality version of this?
well yeah you cant let people distract you when youre grinding osu mania
need full focus yk
I am having time of my life, never got access to so many shitposts in such short time
Bro tried stealing donor 😭
okay but why tf would you even want the still wrapped raw fucking kebab
so you can cook it yourself
Romania
its still big chunk of meat for free
do you have a rotary grill?
What he gonna do? Eat it raw?
like corn on the cob?
Idk maybe
NOOOOOOO
Bald
Might as well steal my balls
how long have i been at this btw
i wish
20 mins or more
awesome
at what?
just posting shit
nearing an hour
i've actually streamlined my shitposting process by having my file explorer up so i can check every video i send faster
now i can post shit without fear of it scoring me a warn
correction over an hour
dude like 1h 30 min ago i wanted to check out Mortal Shell cause i downloaded it off epic games but i got sidetracked doing this shit
Judging by that beard, chechen ultra religious extremist
he could probably pull that off in the trenches
@broken topaz @narrow lotus @river zealot @mossy void @heady crow @grizzled meadow
The fellows art gazing respectfully
kill everyone
The sun is always at my fucking window so it's 90 degrees at all times
and my ac is shit
Blackout curtains bruh
Better than 90
and i broke my 100 dollar headphones in a haze of sweat and fucking anger
trying to get my dumbass windows open
because whoever installed them was a fucking retard
dumbass
go get some 10 dolla headphone
im boutta buy them again
are they like actually broken broken
broken fucked
you could probably fix them up yourself
wires stripped out
nevermind
plastic shattered
i had them sitting on my chair and i spent 20 fucking minutes trying to get a window open forgot about them went to sit down crack
fucking gone
SO NOW IM BUYING FUCKING BLACKOUT CURTAINS AND NEW HEADPHONES
FUCK
I FUCKING HATE SUMMER
ITS SO SHIT
why is my lazy ass not starting up mortal shell
my brain is weird bro..
i spend 20 minutes letting a game download
my dumb ass then proceeds to shitpost for an hour and a half or so
just fucking start it up already and stop chatting @pale ingot
no just trynna get you to play it
Curtains are not going to help against heat because the sun still heats them up inside the room. You either need something properly reflective or external blinds
im starting it
are you in the southern hemisphere?
ah right... summer is coming
I WISH I LIVED BACK IN WISCONSIN AGAIN
USA? I'm so sorry 
South georgia? metro atl? or da hillz?
actual tip, don't open your windows during the day, and keep the blinds shut
of course open them during the night
be vary of bugs if you don't have bug net
They get in regardless
i dont open the windows i have the blinds down all the time
it gets hot as shit because im on high elevation so the sun is always fucking beading straight through my window
It's kinda humid most of the time so night temps arent really lower
@fluid heron how was the storm? 
i slept through it and nothing got fucked up
im fucking fuming
god i fucking hate summer
LOOK AT MY HEALKTH BARE DAWG WHAT THE FUCK
🌡️ 90.0f (fahrenheit) is equal to 32.222c (celsius)
what's the temp outside?
:flag_us: Atlanta, GA, USA
:clock6: 16 March 2025, 18:06 (06:06 PM)
🌎 UTC -4.0
☀️ Day
☀️ Clear sky
🌁 31% humidity
🍃 WSW 246° | 1.34 m/s wind
🌡️ 20.85°C (Feels like 19.85°C)
69.53°F (Feels like 67.73°F)
:flag_us: Athens, GA, USA
:clock6: 16 March 2025, 18:07 (06:07 PM)
🌎 UTC -4.0
☀️ Day
☀️ Clear sky
🌁 28% humidity
🍃 WSW 240° | 3.6 m/s wind
🌡️ 22.85°C (Feels like 21.85°C)
73.13°F (Feels like 71.33°F)
it is not 70
:flag_us: Carnesville, GA 30521, USA
:clock6: 16 March 2025, 18:10 (06:10 PM)
🌎 UTC -4.0
☀️ Day
☀️ Clear sky
🌁 28% humidity
🍃 WSW 250° | 5.14 m/s wind
🌡️ 22.85°C (Feels like 21.85°C)
73.13°F (Feels like 71.33°F)
me trying to figure out where raccoon lives kek
they also say its gonna get to 36 degrees tonight which is just not fucking true
i live in canton
:flag_us: Canton, GA, USA
:clock6: 16 March 2025, 18:10 (06:10 PM)
🌎 UTC -4.0
☀️ Day
☁️ Broken clouds
🌁 39% humidity
🍃 W 280° | 6.17 m/s wind
🌡️ 19.85°C (Feels like 18.85°C)
67.73°F (Feels like 65.93°F)
canton
literally not even true

Our Temps are finally going up can't wait for that 100 degree heat with 90% humidity in my truck
mortal shell is pretty cool
So what time of year is peak summer for you?
june/july
but temperatures are known for being inconsistent here
"we dont normally get snow but when we do it's in the middle of spring" 
Sounds about right 
prolly
or did they just rawdog that shit
fucking hauled a 80 pound ac unit from my poolhouse attic to here
either they themselves sang, or they did have drums probably just beating somewhere.
second i start sweating its over
i am drenched
holy shit. cigan shopkeeper
holy shit
this shit is magical
im boutta throw my dresser out the window make this shit permanent
my room is so fucking loud right now
i have 3 fans running
i have a fan blowing towards my intake a ceiling fan and an ac unit
@river zealot @grizzled meadow @heavy peak @placid sail
@narrow lotus
holy shit non dogshit summer temps
that's some solid ass
strong women are both beautiful and extremely admirable
I'm gonna keep it real with you most if not all are not goth 
being a woman makes body building several times harder
that kind of physique is a huge achievement regardless but, in women much more so
Just blast roids like everyone else
trying to get airpods to work properly on windows is fucking hell
me speaking vs me typing
if only helldivers let you set your fucking input and output devices like every other fucking pc game
im boutta have to use my monitor speakers
actually unbelievable
Braille Skateboarding was once an unstoppable skateboarding channel, who suffered possibly the strangest downfall in YouTube history. At the centre of everything seemed to be a weird reliance on scientology, which heavily contributed to the channel's eventual fall. What went wrong?
This is, How Scientology Destroyed A Popular Skateboarding Chan...
actual worst news
i didnt know braille fell off
Luckily I don't use aple products but I heard that they are poorly compatible with anything nonapple
@glad carbon
isnt this the hotel in silent hill 2
Nope
It's windy as hell
It's the fucken storm that approaches
for a species so advanced, we were never able to make the glucose chain of cell walls safe for human consumption
or rather digestible without specialized enzymes
evolution's weird like that ain't it
lactose intolerance because of a lack of a certain enzyme as well
We can send men to the moon but we cant break down the sugar plant wall
what Im actually saying
I am aware
you can you just can't use it as fuel
without indigestion
i want to completely digest it
you're talking about like 5% of the thing dude
Im pretty sure some chemical can break down the cell wall for digestion
its sugar
eat some cow stomach enzymes
eat cows whole to gain their power
get surgery to attach a cow stomach to your digestive tract
human centipede the cow
cows got it figured out. you need two stomachs' worth of digestion to break it down
the cow digests it for you and then you eat it
i know its not the stomach acid of cows its the bacteria in its gut
for science
So true
playing hell let loose all my patients keep dieing before i can give them morphine ughhh
tell them to toughen up
Punch them in the face
They’ll wake up
They’re only sleeping :)
That’s how surgeons do it in hospitals you know
They punch the patient until they have a new heart
its kind of hard when they dont have a head
or much else
:flag_gb: United Kingdom
:clock3: 17 March 2025, 03:54 (03:54 AM)
🌍 UTC +0.0
🌑 Night
☁️ Overcast clouds
🌁 75% humidity
🍃 ENE 77° | 3.5 m/s wind
🌡️ 2.85°C (Feels like -0.15°C)
37.13°F (Feels like 31.73°F)
fuck this weather
whats up gamers
Good morning
"Your honor, you are obsessed. Do you have a license to ride a dick like that? Get over ts lil bro"
yo us 3 zomboid fans finna love this post
look who's talking
smoke crack
Living all alone isn’t living at all 😔
que Spongebob's walking sound

Are you okay?
hi cutie
you're getting flop type treatment from me 
@naive bison 
Ok homosexual
projecting on me a little dont you think
Man
bro's talking about homossexuality out of nowhere
Had a terrible nights sleep
says alot
No
No
yu uh
I will dehydrate myself in the coming hour and tax my heart
3 red bulls no breakfast
And my breakfast was 2 fried cabbage pies I bought at the grocery store yesterday
imagine the dry and lethal flatulence
The less noisy a fart is - the worse it smells

stealth killer
just ripped a loud one
Y'all ever do the tactical sheet hatch to fart at night
bro put the perks on strength
no i just let it rip
To not gas yourseld
You nasty motherfucker
It all goes up to your face
you are the weakling


he takes damage from his own farts
Hello
You aren't a smart fella
xalrider put the perks on stealth
But a fart smella
fart smella
yes i am a fart smella
literally
Nasty freak
there is always a mfer
we will be holding a funeral service for ray tinkle on april 1st 2001
A woman made a couple hundred grand doing it
At what point di you stop blaming the woman and blame the customers
allo
nah she's clever
so are drug dealers
indeed
why do we hold those acoountable then
one of them is not a crime?
might as well be

and hord them for myself
don't blame me
Distribution of flammable gasses without necessary paperwork
never buy anything off an influencer
whar
Any Arab could explain me wtf is happening here? 😂
This girl kid got bugged
idk what the fuck is even happening
5AM Spain I can't sleep, Arabic tiktok is fun tho I don't understand anything 😂
tiktok live will be studied 50 years from now
I watched 1 second and invented in my head what happens in the rest of the video
He's gooning to eyelashes
and the occasional "thanks for flowers" or some weird ass tik tok currency
Gooning?
Indeed, it's the best place to find weird people
there's also youtube shorts live
it's like when you turn a weird corner on an unkown street
I've been getting multiple ones of disabled people playing video games
Oh ill check it
Maybe its because I played tarkov with ivan
i got a disabled man playing mh wilds
mfer was better than me
I love tiktok because you can find easily accounts with low followers / viewers
Not a bad place to find depressed girls

Last week a girl told me she loves me after talking with her 3 days..
But she has boyfriend
Weird tiktok ppl
Probably a bot
defo a bot
Nope, we had videocalls
Alright but why
Screenshot from the other day, tiktok lives never deceives you
i listened to a dieing man scream for help then explode
It's okay to talk to people who are also lonely and need to talk to someone
manipulation central 
and discord ofc
Send it to her boyfriend
It is a man's obligation
hell let loose
Yes it’s very normal, I just asked why you do it
My friends live far and we barely play together so I feel lonely, so it's nice to have people to talk with every day
Adult life is not easy, yup
🪱
who up getting wormy
Why do you just lie like that? Men can't feel lonely
We are just flesh automatons driven by violence
Saddam?
our feelings get trained out of us
SOCIETY 
yo mom bouncing violently on my dick rn
Good day to you too
normalize bullying people for things that dont affect you at all
im back from work
how it feels to be hateful to all races
What is the context?
I jumped in on a dude getting hated on for his custom tank reticle which had a protogen drawing in the gunners scope
Like taking up half the screen 
He should be beaten with hammers to death
That's what I'm sayin!
he has to be beaten to death with hammers for that 100%
I wish I had a grilled cheese sandwich right now
With some eggs and bacon
Would be very nice I think
not at home?
No
timezones man
it could be 10pm rn

start one
Idk if I'm proud or disappointed
About what
idk
Joxed
I've genuinely been curious about how smooth a glide with my gut hook on a human abdominal wall would be
a good mimic human abdominal wall is deer stomach so you can get an idea of what its like if you kill a deer
chat can we cut this guy's dick off
The thing is
Ain't no mf deer been walking the past season

I mean I'm already circumcised so some of the work is done
you killed all the deer dident you
Close enough, welcome back John Wayne Gacy
Oops. I eated them all
opps all deer jerky!
Deer lease has seen better days, hogs everywhere
Although my 3rd youngest brother got his first deer recently
So it's not fucked completely
splendid
nah use as much of the meat as possible for chili and stews
less work
its so good
Not the backstrap my guy
That's some serious gourmet shit
Deserved to be turned into a nice steak
of course not
fun fact: humans taste like veal or pork with a more bitter or stronger flavour
Oh can't forget the prions

???
Wtf is this chat
just dont eat brains
Can we have retarded political arguments please
Me in the morgue
Instead of whatever this is
just dont eat the brain and make sure to cook the rest well

my granddad used to make quesadillas with it to
Noted 
🤤
Now that's a good way to use it
Me when prions
just get good
I love holes in my brain
I think the best quesadillas I've ever had are these blackened alligator ones
Fantastic
Like a sponge
Spongebob maxxing
Fr
whats ur favorite color?
Cool
im gonna kill you for liking that
Kill him with hammers
im gonna fucking kill you, red lover
Tenderise him
Grind my bones and bake a nice loaf of bread
raisin bread
Eugh
yes
I'm going to fill your sinuses with bleach
This flake of lichen likes RASIN BREAD?
He must be purged
Do you know what bleach does to human tissue in high enough concentrations
Yes
Good
elaborate 
what exactly does it do
oh lord he's typing
Chemical burns, cell death, which can lead to it spilling out from your stomach to all over your body

Yeah if he filled the sinuses to the brim you'd be having a jolly good time
Might accidentally inhale some too
so jolly
Drinking bleach is genuinely one of the worst ways to off yourself.
i think dropping into acid might be up there
If you somehow get it out of you before you are permanently burned on the inside
I mean
Burning
It's like the opposite of drinking bleach
Phosphorus
Mmmm white phosphorus
will not be killing myself via bleach 
doesnt phosporus just kill due to lack of oxygen
If you do, firearm
well not just
Incredibly flammable and sticky
And toxic
"Oh wow, I didn't know Israel got their own go go gadget!"
"Yes we did! And we made some upgrades! Go-Go Gadget white phosphorus!"
would mcnutt myself if i ever kill myself probably
Expands like crazy too
Easy to fill up enclosed places
Its a war crime for a reason
Imagine trying to breath only for your lungs to suddenly be on fire
is it war crime if people use it and no one cares ?
Well people caring is a separate matter
Another fun chemical weapon is agent orange 
laws only exist because people care
I think hollow points are also
Not hollow points it's a specific kind of expansive bullet that's illegal
Oh goodie
pretty sure US cops use hollow point
Well they're not military
Yeah hollow point is legal
Is it?
Using expansive bullets known as "dum dums" isn't
What are thems
how is invisible fire formed again? like what do you have to burn in order to get a flame outside of the human visual range
Apparently in the Geneva convention they are.
Not under conventional law though
Weird
ethanol?
Ye I thought so
i think so
The bullet expands after contacting with flesh instead of just fragmenting and yawing
bullet make like mushroom when in u. make big hurt
The amount of tissue and bone damage they cauze is absolutely insane
Oohhhhh those freaky lads
Imagine getting kneecapped by one 
i really think they are banned since they sound "cruel" but also since they arent that effective
imagine getting anythinged by on
I just thought of something
Tell that to the people who've been shot by them.
thats a first for you
Now that the houthis are getting obliterated
Thoughts?
careful there buddy
I wonder how Loufy from Hasan's stream is doing
What are the odds of him instead of being Loufy from One Piece to be in Multiple Pieces

masterph33r ur like the guy in breaking bad the movie who thinks .22 is bad then he dies
Imagine getting a satisfying life with a love of your own
Multiple pieces?
One piece?
So there is a second piece?
lmao cringe ass baby shit
im talking about how the whole legality in warfare is decided
i dont want to get shot with anything
warframe ❤️🔥
Could be his torso, could be his arm
Probably not no
I would rather be a hermit and evade taxes
Depends on the missile Americans use
Just be a billionaire
It's just that easy
win 32 games of blackjack in a row
That's El Camino 
yeah breaking bad the movie
It has a name
breaking bad the movie
Breaking bee movie
They cook honey
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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane Albuquerque New Mexico 87104. My favorite book is "Chic...
So lobotomy sounds for 12 hours and subway surfers gameplay would be "brainfart the movie"?
Doubt it. Brainfart still somehow manages to be more enriched than that
Would be a segment though
Make it the left side and on the right side its gonna be tarkov gameplay
Better?
anyway check this out
God I love the fmg-9
Imagine how interesting life would be if Alex Jones was an anomalous entity that made everything he said post-hoc be true
uh time write a new scp
He very well could be
make him a type-green
I heard someone made the truth serum in their dnd campaign work like that
pretty sure the scp community wouldnt let you make a cospiracy theory themed scp in the current climate
fuck
SCP got ruined 
The fucking oc-inserts

I yearn for QA
You didnt give up on it back in 2018?
The lore runs deep and a dive into the rabbit hole can be fun but the entire thing is just dry rotted
happened in Romania btw
Of course I did I'm just stating the obvious
even roads steal
Okay now, what DIDNT happen in Romania?
Oh shit oh god
I'm like
The Golden Years / Economic Boom
Number 1 serpents hand fan
Bc I like the idea
We are still waiting for it , our government assured us it will happen

But God especially serpents hand has been flooded with self inserts
Orsnge
weak coordination
Try therapy
Or you just work with knives a lot
Munchkin?
where
We toss razor blades around like baseballs
Bats or balls?
i think so yes
fucking rosebush literally say "FUCK you" at the pedest crossing, the little button I usually by nature just press it without realizing the bush had a branch above it
I dont know american culture

Worse sentence than salt sandwich
@naive bison 1500 euros for a Munchkin
actually autistic behaviour

Post salt sandwich. Make them traumatised
today the stupid ass disposable paper towel despensers had a but of literally razor sharp metal poking out like fuck me
Like you did the previous 6 thousand people
I only have the one vid

just wait
I mean when you have to replace a blade every other cut you don't have time to properly dispose of them. Just get your assistant (me) to pick up all of them
rolled ankle or cutting into my nail again

Your infraction list is too long for salt sandwich
You told me to
Dropping this here Goodnight
I found an old slot knife in the glue of my band hall in 2020. Criticized heavily
YOU TOLD ME TO
I shared that here
Sanctuary ruined.
so I get credit fucker


♻️ but got dayumn...
Only real internet dwellers get this
I am not one I think
(Funny)
Croed....
What is the daily internet usage for one?
16
Nole
I dont have the makings of an internet dweller
Gotta get the circadian half cylcer implant so I can stay awake 24/7
Cylcer

not a shower
And then they complain about command line
the ones with the short legs or something
what the heeelll ohh my good no waeayyeayyeayyy
propah ork clazic
channels been dead for 20 minutes shut it down
Bro what?
880 for a .22 dogshit sawed off?
australia
gun taxes plus like 0 subsidies for anything gun related pretty much
zoomer attention span
My condolences
channels been dead for 7 seconds shut it down
theres a single barrel break action 410 shotgun
for like 310 bucks
You can buy a non suppressed AS VAL here in semi auto for about 500 USD here
thats like 800 aud
Oh thats Australia dollars
yea
still crazy prices
Integrally supressed gun without the supressor

Id buy it still
Looks cool
@narrow lotus
sounds honest to me





