#🎪bruh-fart

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mossy void
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5'11" 130 pounds you're a fucking twink my guy

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like

mossy void
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the only thing keeping you from being a fullblood twink is body hair OH WAIT YOU HATE BODY HAIR

fluid heron
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im like 5'6 i weigh 140

tidal trellis
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I'm not!

quartz ridge
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What do you weigh flop

fluid heron
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you are a fucking stick

tidal trellis
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I don't like bodyhair, yes I shave it off

fluid heron
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TWINK

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TWINK

mossy void
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GRRGRGRGH YOU FUCKINg

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DENIAL IS THE FIRST STAGE OF GRIEF

tidal trellis
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That's normal to do! To shave it!

fluid heron
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who you got touching on your body that you need to shave it off? other men?

mossy void
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YES IT IS NORMAL

fluid heron
tidal trellis
mossy void
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IT IS PERFECTLY FINE TO BE A TWINK MY DUDE

mossy void
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there is not a shred of shame to be found there

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idk why you're so against the idea anyway

tidal trellis
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Cause I'm not one!!!!!

fluid heron
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you are a fucking twink

mossy void
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do you know what a twink is

naive bison
shell venture
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zeeple florp

quartz ridge
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i hope a rackshaw hits you

tidal trellis
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Why!

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Is my life not valuable to u! madge

quartz ridge
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i think you're a slur

quartz ridge
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if i ever had you as a son id just blow my own head off

mossy void
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Twink is gae slang for a man who is usually (but not always) in his late teens to twenties whose traits may include a slim to average physique, a youthful appearance, and little or no body hair.[5][6][7] Twink is used both as a neutral descriptor, which can be compared with bear,[8] and as a pejorative.[5][9] wikipedia twink article

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of course they use a y in the g word

shell venture
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i would like to click on number 8

quartz ridge
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the disappointment is so strong i can feel it all the way across the world

shell venture
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anyone played that avatar fps game ?

tidal trellis
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For the record, my dad loves me madge and he's done a lot for me, you'd be a bad one!

mossy void
# shell venture i would like to click on number 8

Baker, Paul (2004). Fantabulosa: A Dictionary of Polari and G*y Slang. Continuum International Publishing Group. p. 79. ISBN 0-8264-7343-1. Archived from the original on 4 July 2023. Retrieved 4 December 2007.

quartz ridge
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flop you have single handedly made me rethink the modernization of pakistan

quartz ridge
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i think we need to stay as mostly tribal villages now

shell venture
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fanta mass producing geis

quartz ridge
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we need to destroy the big cities

mossy void
tidal trellis
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Modernization is not bad! You goober!

high wing
mossy void
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you shouldn't have kids then bro I mean

shell venture
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true

mossy void
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idk what to tell you

tidal trellis
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Exactly! Breezy gets me!

fluid heron
tidal trellis
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No!

mossy void
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acceptance of your children is a cornerstone of good parenting

shell venture
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me when "modern" is just a new term for backwards

primal rapids
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Imagine fulfilling the biological imperative to reproduce, couldn’t be me

tidal trellis
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Oh crumbs I need to get up is getting late

fluid heron
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"oh crumbs"

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who the fuck says that

lyric horizon
quartz ridge
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i think you need to beat your children to enssure they are good for society

shell venture
quartz ridge
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if my son ever shaved his chest hair id A. cry and B. get the belt

mossy void
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holy wrong batman

fluid heron
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if my son isnt 6'4 and the next lebron james hes out on the fucking streets

mossy void
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beating your children does nothing but generate a child who keeps secrets and lies to you

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this shit is basic human psychology

quartz ridge
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it ensures that they dont end up as a femboy

shell venture
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i think beating should be very lightly and in extreme situations

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like smack him on the ass type shit

mossy void
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they don't learn not to disobey, they learn to disobey in a way that makes sure you don't find out about it

quartz ridge
primal rapids
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I think the beating should continue until morale improves

lyric horizon
shell venture
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so true

quartz ridge
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like that scene from starship troopers

shell venture
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iron brand

tidal trellis
mossy void
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hitting your kids makes liars, not honest people

fluid heron
shell venture
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what's the word used when you chop a horse balls off

mossy void
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learning to lie to avoid a belt is the most natural course that ALWAYS takes

lyric horizon
tidal trellis
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No! Now I need to wake up madge cause it's getting late

lyric horizon
fluid heron
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castration

shell venture
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bring that back

quartz ridge
mossy void
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gelding

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the word is gelding

tidal trellis
shell venture
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yea gelding

fluid heron
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Gelding is for horses castration is like a general term

mossy void
shell venture
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gelding sounds more brutal

mossy void
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teaching them violence is acceptable

fluid heron
shell venture
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castration sounds like you're holding a shit

lyric horizon
mossy void
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and a worthy response to things you don't like

quartz ridge
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it is

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its raising them right

shell venture
quartz ridge
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i got beat, my dad got beat, so did my grandpa

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all succesful men

fluid heron
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my great grandpa had no thumbs and beat the shit out of his wife

mossy void
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and slavery happened for generations too doesn't make it okay omegakekw

fluid heron
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cut both of them off with a chainsaw

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you think you would wisen up after the first one

lyric horizon
quartz ridge
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if it worked 3x before itll still work

lyric horizon
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Okay

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What the fuck is happening

bold kettle
mossy void
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they were successful IN SPITE of the beatings, not because of them

lyric horizon
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Child beating now castration

shell venture
lyric horizon
shell venture
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get your sensitive ass back to pl general

quartz ridge
fluid heron
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get your ass back in stalker general

mossy void
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you don't behave because it's the right thing to do, you behave in public view because it's what keeps you out of trouble

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that shit is bad

lyric horizon
tidal trellis
lyric horizon
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@fluid heron did you ever try tequilla?

shell venture
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i see a patern

fluid heron
primal rapids
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Eat the tequila worm

mossy void
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sucessful is a very subjective term anyway

lyric horizon
fluid heron
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im reinstalling gamma for the first time in like 3 years

lyric horizon
tidal trellis
bold kettle
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if beating off makes you successfull then wheres my million dollar company

fluid heron
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trust

bold kettle
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oh i see

mossy void
shell venture
mossy void
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hmm yes

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I see

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understandable

lyric horizon
mossy void
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indubitably

shell venture
mossy void
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yes, quite

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I concur

primal rapids
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Perhaps

lyric horizon
quartz ridge
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i think you're father is secretly hiding his disappointment

mossy void
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IIIIIIIIII SHOT THE SHERIFF
BUT I DID NOT SHOOT THE DEPUTY

lyric horizon
mossy void
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so true

mossy void
quartz ridge
mossy void
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your skin has wires under it

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wires and circuitry

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harvest the copper

mossy void
quartz ridge
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The hate for flop is so strong im going back to college to study engineering (unironically) then going to get a job at lockheed martin and set the corridnates of a bomb to flop's house

lyric horizon
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I watched 2 hbo shows so far

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Sopranos and True Detective

quartz ridge
eager igloo
mossy void
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he is a goober

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lovely character

mossy void
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:

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(

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:((((((((((((((((((

shell venture
quartz ridge
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I got a theory

bold kettle
quartz ridge
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Is flop trans

quartz ridge
shell venture
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and 8

bold kettle
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what, why

mossy void
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bro has a fucked up dick

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pencil dick

shell venture
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8===D

bold kettle
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guys its obviously a rocket cmon

mossy void
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put it into a pencil sharpener

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8====>

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result

quartz ridge
fluid heron
shell venture
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𓅢𓅿𓀕𓀂𓀧𓁂𓁉𓀾𓁀𓁚𓁜𓁥𓂏

mossy void
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Said nothing about length

bold kettle
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a real man can handle all sorts of swords

mossy void
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hah

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gae

fluid heron
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i heard flop can handle 4 swords at once

mossy void
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5 but yeah

tidal trellis
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WHA

bold kettle
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i didnt know we had such a skilled swordsman in our midst

mossy void
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while you were posting memes flop was studying the blade

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at his local brothel

shell venture
quartz ridge
mossy void
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rice with vegetables

fluid heron
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rice vegetables and soy

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all that makes ups xals diet

mossy void
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add some steak to it and you have yourself a solid meal

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slices of tender beef

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as long as there's broccoli included too

tidal trellis
fluid heron
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go get your big ass in the kitchen talking bout beef and brocolli

mossy void
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beef and broccoli fucking slaps

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it's my absolute favorite asian style meal

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by far

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well

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chinese

fluid heron
mossy void
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japanese has gotta be sushi

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he's not a man for swords guys, put it away

shell venture
quartz ridge
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A true man eats all sorts of food and had a balanced diet / meal

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If you dont have meat, then some fruits and veggies along with it you're doing smth wrong tbh

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Its why eating out sucks if they had apples and strawberries it would be peak

shell venture
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eating out is such a scam

fluid heron
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pause

shell venture
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unless it's some fast food joint with good prices

fluid heron
shell venture
fluid heron
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they are all expensive and dogshit

shell venture
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there's always a fast food joint the size of a toilet ran by some old man

mossy void
shell venture
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shut up

mossy void
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oh you're talking about food

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my bad

quartz ridge
quartz ridge
tidal trellis
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THIS CURSED BATHROOM LOCK I CAN'T OPEN IT, IT'S STUCK, WHY IS IT A SLIDING LOCK, WHO IS BEHIND THIS FOLLY

shell venture
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i have my people to make meals for me

mossy void
fluid heron
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your feeble twink legs wont be able to thats why you havent done it

quartz ridge
shell venture
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start crying in the toilet

quartz ridge
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SHARUM

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SHARUM

mossy void
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if you cry enough you will flood the bathroom and you can swim to safety

fluid heron
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your gonna have to sustain off toilet water sorry dude

tidal trellis
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CAUSING PROPERTY DAMAGE IS NOT A SOLUTION

bold kettle
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shouldve watched more bear grylls

mossy void
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or you can yell for help and deal with the embarassment of getting the fire department involved

tidal trellis
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My dad will strangle me if I so much as destroy this door

mossy void
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figure it out my guy I believe in you

tidal trellis
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No I'm not trapped in the bathroom, it just won't open in general

mossy void
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you're a clever lad

mossy void
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you can unlock it

tidal trellis
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Not even my mom could open it

mossy void
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you locked it

fluid heron
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find a fucking solution instead of messaging on discord

shell venture
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shit on the floor

tidal trellis
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Even my dad's struggling to open it! And he's the physically the strongest man in the house

quartz ridge
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How old are you

tidal trellis
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Oh he got pliers

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He got it open with those

quartz ridge
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How old is your dad flop

mossy void
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oh he's at home

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I see

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private property damage, bad call then

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if it were public and their bathroom door was fucked than yeah you breaking it to escape is on them

tidal trellis
mossy void
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bruh

quartz ridge
tidal trellis
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He doesn't even know his own birthday even

quartz ridge
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Whats your DOB

tidal trellis
quartz ridge
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Well actually

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You have a few years to get your act together

naive bison
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hello guys

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👋 peepoGlad

narrow lotus
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@stone blade @river zealot

Little me : I hurt my leg

Mom : Aw it will be fine dont worry

Dad : Lets cut it off

fluid heron
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HAHAHAHAHA

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THATS SO FUCKING FUNNY

mossy void
fluid heron
crimson flame
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hello cockrider

narrow lotus
tidal trellis
naive bison
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soy isn'

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t

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bad, per se

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it's cringe if you use it as meal replacement

fluid heron
naive bison
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the weird soy drinks

placid sail
naive bison
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i was at macdonald today

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and bought a large potato wedges

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and cheese sauce

eager igloo
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This dog is loafing PepeHappy

uneven dew
stone blade
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mannn tinder is full of fat bitches

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I got shadowbanned

fluid heron
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Meet people in real fucking life

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tinder is awful

naive bison
fluid heron
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it is quite humorous

naive bison
naive bison
placid sail
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I'm having a little grub on my way to some chore in a what seems to be a k-pop restaurant and every waiter here is a twink

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flop if you see me I won't rat you out if you don't do the same

fluid heron
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gotta wait for the streets to be not flooded

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then i needa buy groceries

bold kettle
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asian women love twinks

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its their whole culture

placid sail
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apparently so yeah

mossy void
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Japanese women do yeah

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They don’t like muscular big tough guys

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Because it’s very intimidating

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Or beards

bold kettle
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i heard they like babyface

mossy void
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Yeah they don’t like beards, i think because it comes off as dirty

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Or like you’re wearing a mask

bold kettle
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yeah, men kinda adapted to that over there

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like with every mammal, the female dictates the mating strategies. its actually interesting how different it is on every part of the world

mossy void
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And yet they are often treated as second class

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Across the board

bold kettle
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i mean there are good explanations for as why that is, evolutionary speaking, but i really dont wanna go into that

mossy void
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Yeah nor do I

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It’s a whole thing, and we know what it is, no need to get into it

placid sail
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yellow cocoa curry and citrus tea are pretty good actually

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but all the young k pop stan girls make me feel old

tidal trellis
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(well he is old but he doesn't have to worry about reading this kek1)

tidal trellis
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Idk what that thing is

broken pebble
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Its you

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A feral creature.

bold kettle
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i figured out why that happens sometimes, its a screen recording in the HEVC-format. i think discord doesnt support that properly

broken pebble
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You have extremely shit internet OR a shit phone

bold kettle
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im on pc

broken pebble
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Or a dogshit pc

bold kettle
broken pebble
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My pc aint got dat problem

bold kettle
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Step one: make a tattoo appointment for your private area

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step two: tattoo artist shaves private area

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step three: stand up and leave

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step 4: profit

stone blade
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are you ok in the head?

bold kettle
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listen man, sometimes you gotta share useful lifehacks with your homies

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your turn

stone blade
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in that case

meet goth woman
get pegged
bam you can shit easier now

bold kettle
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damn

stone blade
bold kettle
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thank you

stone blade
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Shit about to be so lose poop just falls out

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like a slip 'n slide

stone blade
river zealot
river zealot
river zealot
tidal trellis
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I wouldn't! I value his life!

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Even if he doesn't value mine

mossy void
placid sail
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also

native aurora
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piwo

river zealot
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@stone blade @narrow lotus

mossy void
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I LOVE MY COUNTRY! letsgooo
I live in a porta potty

naive bison
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@river zealot

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WHAT THE FUCK POGGIES1

naive bison
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3 DIMENSIONAL FRUIT IN MY 2 DIMENSIONAL ROGUELIKE?

mossy void
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He discovered the orang

river zealot
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It heals you

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Its also one usr

naive bison
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this gun is rly strong

river zealot
placid sail
prisma venture
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horse meat is lowkey good

naive bison
prisma venture
naive bison
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you should google that

prisma venture
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what the fuck

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i just like to kill the horse and eat him thats all wtf

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you are freak xal

mossy void
narrow lotus
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damn Serbia is on fire

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holy 1 million people in the streets

eager igloo
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Go rob them while they are away

prisma venture
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hopefully ill get to do some war crimes

naive bison
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has to be a reference to this, right?

prisma venture
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gypsies ofc

narrow lotus
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This shows how DOGSHIT the Serb government is lmao

stone blade
stone blade
naive bison
narrow lotus
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Being Racist as a government official on media is pogchamp the best way to fuel the riots to hate u even more

prisma venture
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based

eager igloo
foggy mantleBOT
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stone blade
narrow lotus
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Now not only Serbia hates the government, but so does Romanians , and naturally Bulgarians as well because we are together in this

naive bison
eager igloo
eager igloo
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Taking ur carrot

naive bison
stone blade
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the government is walking a thin line knowing what the balkan people are capable off

naive bison
final rose
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Bust?

naive bison
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@river zealot i got a stinger rocket launcher and the item that reloads 1 bullet per dodge roll

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😈

river zealot
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It has very high dps

hazy finch
river zealot
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Also save the game and reload to reset s item spawns

stone blade
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in that regard we are unmatched

naive bison
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with dodge reloading

river zealot
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With dodge

naive bison
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also because you have to dodge a lot in boss fights

river zealot
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Maybe

naive bison
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the disintegrator has a long wind-up

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before it even starts shooting

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so there could be like 5 second gaps

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of you not shooting

river zealot
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Yeah stinger will probably be better then

naive bison
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what is this?

stone blade
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@river zealot

river zealot
naive bison
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i will shit on his porch then

river zealot
naive bison
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fucking 1984

river zealot
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You need to buy the rat ket from second floor

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Than you need 3 blanks i think

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And then you need to get all rat msgs from all chests

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They are on the bottom of the item gunomicon

naive bison
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got the sunlight javelin

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i rly like that gun

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one shots almost everything

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but not that good for bossing

primal rapids
stone blade
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@river zealot friendly reminder that none of what you play in isaac is actually real its just a bedtime story and the characters are him in wigs

stone blade
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@river zealot

river zealot
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@placid sail

pale ingot
naive bison
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thank you, large blacksmith wife

naive bison
pale ingot
quaint ore
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Fuck vanilla armor design, embrace true stormcloak.

river zealot
quaint ore
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Tfw you got drafted into the Avatar Assault Brigades

fallow trellis
fallow trellis
quaint ore
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The khajit

quaint ore
stone blade
fallow trellis
naive bison
fallow trellis
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argonians seem like the more outdoorsy type

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u read too much argonian maid

runic kernel
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Hi Shine :3 Hi Quinn Hi Ivan Hi ham

stone blade
naive bison
naive bison
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RARE BALLSACK ROOM PATTERN POGGIES1 @river zealot

placid sail
river zealot
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i personally see tits

bold kettle
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either way those are sum hefty choinkers

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6/10

placid sail
naive bison
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love king of the hill

paper schooner
fossil swan
river zealot
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hey ted

gusty willow
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Ted is it windy as fuck by you?

naive bison
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@eager igloo

eager igloo
river zealot
eager igloo
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Large

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Walk in the rain bad for the dog mood

naive bison
gusty willow
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I'm only up cause the wind be loud af lol

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Room for 1 more? KekSkew

runic kernel
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Hi Menace Hi TED!!! Hi Srgtofdeath Hi Artyom

gusty willow
lyric horizon
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Dinner is gonna be ready soon

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:D

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Spaghetti Bolognese

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And chicken soup

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I had to hit a shop to get minced meat

hazy finch
naive bison
lyric horizon
primal rapids
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Me: “Are you a member of our membership program?” Customer: “Yes.” Nothing happens. I stare at the customer. The customer stares at me. Me: “Are you… going to enter your membership info?” Customer: “Oh! How do I do that?”

hazy finch
lyric horizon
hazy finch
hazy finch
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havent been paid for the past 3 weeks cause im a fucking idiot and gave the wrong bank info and now i gotta call up the bank to get 350 bucks put into the right account

primal rapids
hazy finch
primal rapids
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No and no

hazy finch
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wtf

primal rapids
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Only time I’m allowed to pump gas for customers is if they’re handicapped

hazy finch
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there was a job position for a servo attendant in my town and they listed that you get a discount on the fuel

primal rapids
# hazy finch wtf

Listen, Shell is a tiny, barely profitable company, they can’t afford to give their managers discounts like that.

hazy finch
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oh shell

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right

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this one was from a different company

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i think its called the ECG group?

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1

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00000

hazy finch
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ampol

primal rapids
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Minimum wage depending on location

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I thought you meant entry level, no, I make a whole THREE DOLLARS MORE

frail scaffold
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Dad got a 1 dollar raise after 20 years at the same company

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"All we could do" lol

lyric horizon
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And a signed picture of the CEO

hazy finch
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i get paid minimum wage which is 24.10$ an hour though on weekend work that gets bumped up to about 30$ and on sundays about 35$ and then public holiday work is like 48$ an hour

lyric horizon
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I hope they deserve it, that you are not just spoiling them

primal rapids
#

Your reward for getting employee of the quarter at Shell is a cheap plastic placard and a $25 gift card

lyric horizon
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Thats cool

primal rapids
lyric horizon
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I'm gonna hit you up and buy a hotdog

primal rapids
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This site doesn’t have hotdogs, it’s small and old as fuck

lyric horizon
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Well then

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Uhh

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Mentos?

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Ooo

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How long?

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Damn

eager igloo
runic kernel
lyric horizon
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Is it because you are a good guy, or you lack things to invest your money into? kekl

hazy finch
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yea its not bad could be better but for my first job its servicable

lyric horizon
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Well, I wish you and your team further successes

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Via will or force, that is

primal rapids
#

Why work your team to the bone when you can work them to the marrow?

lyric horizon
#

They are going to be thankful for having a boss like you it seems PepeHappy

hazy finch
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bit lost there mate

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fuck he doing in germany

runic kernel
# hazy finch bit lost there mate

Ahahaha
Which fucking mining company do you think accidentally sent the fucker
Bet some poor aprentice didnt check a shipping container

hazy finch
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he looks young too probably a month or 2 old hid in a box and got shipped to germany

lyric horizon
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They are worth more than such cash

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Treat them well and they will reach higher than that

heady crow
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@quaint ore another conscript tradition is rolling up another guys bunk inbetween a stool calling it the "combat oyster". Scary stuff to come across

hazy finch
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ah fuck i got work tomorrow and its midnight

heady crow
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Omg hi teedd

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For a second i thought you were one of the queers till i checked your profile ngl

hazy finch
heady crow
#

My units examples to the bridge laying leo guys which were with us for a while and left

quaint ore
#

Kekkus

heady crow
stone blade
hazy finch
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alright i got bed bye

stone blade
lyric horizon
# stone blade

Why did we consider these days bad, and now we treat them great?

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Why is today bad

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Will 2025 10 years from now be considered great?

runic kernel
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Will there be a 10 years from now?

lyric horizon
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10 years methaphorically will be a few minutes

heady crow
#

A merry time, not a long one

naive bison
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unironically a based gun @river zealot

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just a Shotgun(tm)

runic kernel
heady crow
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@river zealot

lyric horizon
#

One shutters to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie beneath that mask...

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And its Ted

heady crow
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Id say true but im often said to be one of the girlies

dreamy flaxBOT
#

🖼 Avatar to brunobratwurst

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

heady crow
lyric horizon
heady crow
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Idk i dont have avatars on so i dont really care about mine

lyric horizon
#

I saw a lot of screenshots without avatars

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Is that just a discord setting?

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Or third party launcher

heady crow
#

Compact mode

heady crow
lyric horizon
naive bison
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@river zealot fucking ITEM PEDESTALS FROM THE BOSS CAN BE MIMICS?????????

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this game KekSkew

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no fucking rules

naive bison
#

@river zealot ANOTHER GLITCHED CHEST POGGIES1

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this time i'm ready jokerge2

primal rapids
#

Everything can be a mimic, even the walls

naive bison
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@primal rapids wait how does it work

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if i kill the glitched beholsters

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do i just go to the next floor

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or do i return to my current one

primal rapids
#

I honestly can’t remember

river zealot
naive bison
#

do glitched chests despawn somehow

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i've had times where a chest i came back to was randomly broken

river zealot
#

no

bold kettle
naive bison
naive bison
# river zealot no

so the best play is to clear the floor boss and then go kill the beholsters?

naive bison
#

BRO @river zealot

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THERE WERE LIKE 7 PEDESTALS

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AND 4 WERE MIMICS

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thank god they dropped like 40 hp

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the beholsters

primal rapids
#

Get the ring of mimic friendship

river zealot
#

@heady crow

naive bison
#

i got like 3 synergies from that fight

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WOAH

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I got some synergy that makes projectiles destroyed by blanks turn into friendly bees

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and i got the table flip tech blanks

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me when i catch my nuts with a zipper POGGIES1

naive bison
#

time to kill my past

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@river zealot is it hard

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as the pilot

eager igloo
river zealot
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the biggest issue is not knowing the patterns

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otherwise its fairly easy

naive bison
#

WAIT

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WHERE'S MY SCREEN

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HELLO?

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I CLOSED THE GAME

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WHAT

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NONONONONO

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#

IT

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I LAUNCHED THE GAME BACK AND IM IN THE FUCKING BREACH

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I HAVE TO DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN

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CAUSE THE FUCKING GAME BUGGED

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im done for today

stone blade
placid sail
fallow trellis
trim pulsar
trim pulsar
red glade
#

omw

pale ingot
trim pulsar
pale ingot
#

oooh hnoooo i just got a random friend request from some guy who's only activity on steam is 91 hours on cs2

pale ingot
trim pulsar
#

what if its the nigerian prince with a morbillion dollars? sadge

pale ingot
trim pulsar
stoic girder
river zealot
edgy abyss
#

@red crane

stone blade
gleaming grove
signal cobalt
#

meme dump ^^

edgy abyss
signal cobalt
narrow lotus
signal cobalt
#

ive been up for 20 hours straight, you put some respect on my na- snore

signal cobalt
#

comic said otherwise

narrow lotus
#

I dont think either because Thragg was not affected by the virus

signal cobalt
#

your worst nightmare

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(youre a helper, im a moron)

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greatest enemy

signal cobalt
#

but conquest was injured while infected

signal cobalt
#

meaning shit wont grow back

narrow lotus
#

Ye i think Thragg wasnt even born during the virus incident

signal cobalt
#

idk i think he was

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all remaining viltrumites were

narrow lotus
#

Thragg is younger than Nolan

signal cobalt
#

because they all came from the era of the purge

signal cobalt
#

because they discovered ragnars

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and nolan fought them

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which was during the scourge virus

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thats how conquest lost said arm and eye

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and thragg is far stronger given how the fight went in comics

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||fighting on the surface of a sun is metal as fuck and thragg did that with mark||

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spoiler (duh) ^

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although i love that viltrumites just dont know what a will is

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||since nolan was literally born from the ruling bloodline of viltrumite society meaning he should have been the leader after his pops died, same with mark (who eventually did become the ruler of the viltrum empire)||

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anyways good talk iedy

gusty willow
#

Anyone find any worthwhile steam deals?

signal cobalt
#

if youre not an immersion freak

#

and then theres ghost recon breakpoint, not a bad choice

gusty willow
#

Battlefield 5?

signal cobalt
#

doom and doom eternal are decent/steal priced

signal cobalt
crimson flame
gusty willow
#

Own it already lol

signal cobalt
#

what about doom

solar breach
#

chrono trigger for 3.74 🔥

signal cobalt
#

doom 2016 is literally like 2 dollars

gusty willow
signal cobalt
#

ghost recon

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the whole franchise

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most of it is cheaper

solar breach
#

rdr2 for 15 bucks

signal cobalt
#

10/10 bair

solar breach
signal cobalt
#

would bait again

narrow lotus
signal cobalt
#

just said "imma head out" then returned to slap that down and leave again

narrow lotus
#

sowwy

signal cobalt
narrow lotus
#

i took a piss

signal cobalt
#

based

solar breach
#

chile is my favorite

signal cobalt
#

i forgor how many there are, usually i could answer this, but "been up for 21 hours" me cant

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im fucked up rn, but i gotta make it 8 more house

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fuck

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hours

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house seems to be what i type instead of house

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fuck

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instead of hours

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im giggling like beavis rn

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i gotta stop watching random videos

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i just heard the word SWAWS yelled into my ear

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and im just completely flummoxed

river zealot
#

oh hey its @naive bison

undone wave
gleaming grove
dreamy flaxBOT
#

kekpoint @clear bear (fuckus) has been muted for 3 days for reason: Posted questionable memes including anti LGBTQ and Rape

river zealot
tight rune
solar breach
#

im a real swamp wizard. I created a swamp island from nothing

undone wave
#

Outscored both ferraris single handedly while not being mentioned a single time on broadcast

stoic girder
red crane
pale ingot
narrow lotus
digital quartz
river zealot
placid sail
primal rapids
#

But can you eto bleh your way out of that one

gusty willow
#

Can always teehee our way

mossy void
#

uwu owo your way out of every situation

primal rapids
#

Vergil in Monster Hunter would be hunting for his monster zero ultra and plastic chair

primal rapids
#

Why are there drinks on the floor

stone blade
quaint ore
gusty willow
stone blade
primal rapids
#

Unyun

stone blade
#

unyun

gusty willow
#

Guh?

austere shadow
severe flicker
naive bison
gusty willow
#

!guh

mossy void
#

The truth hurts donut

gusty willow
#

Guh isn't a command anymore?

primal rapids
#

They probably got tired of people spamming it

mossy void
#

Guh?!?

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What even is guh supposed to mean

#

Lmao

gusty willow
#

I think huh

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But with a g

mossy void
#

Like “what?” Sometimes but like it feels like it means something else other times

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Just a weird expletive

naive bison
#

guh is the sound that cryptard made when he lost like 80k USD

#

in robinhood

gusty willow
#

Egahhd

mossy void
#

Oh egads! My roast is ruined!

#

But what if…

gusty willow
#

A roast sounds yummy

mossy void
#

A rudest would be good yeah

#

Love a good roast

#

Potatoes and carrots and celery in there

#

PO TAY TOES

gusty willow
#

I make such tender roasts

mossy void
#

Boilem mashem stickem in a shtew

mossy void
deep topaz
#

i had a dream where i got banned from here cause i posted a gif of a guy eating pizza with his ass

stoic girder
civic panther
stoic girder
primal rapids
mossy void
# naive bison

When you pick it up the little flavor text is simply “son”

naive bison
mossy void
#

Go fuck yourself xal
Always so god damn mfing negative

primal rapids
#

What if they massaged you instead

naive bison
#

attention seeker and unhinged

stoic girder
slender rock
#

FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK SIM

naive bison
naive bison
mossy void
#

Like fuck man
Can’t a guy at least TRY to cut the stupid ass contempt and animosity?

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But no you want NONE of it

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Just block me too then dickhead

naive bison
#

no one cares, stop crying and stop engaging with me @mossy void

stoic girder
#

both of you are acting like women

#

stop

mossy void
#

No the fuck I’m not

#

I’m trying to move past the stupid bullshit between us

naive bison
#

@primal rapids is there any way to increase money gain?

mossy void
#

HE is the one holding a grudge

naive bison
#

why would i engage with you

mossy void
#

Carry that shit your whole life it’ll never make you happy

primal rapids
naive bison
primal rapids
#

Jammed enemies drop more money. So get hella cursed so more show up.

naive bison
mossy void
naive bison
#

@primal rapids is there any way to mod the game? Like there's that one Isaac mod that has a hud that basically acts like the wiki telling how items work

heavy peak
naive bison
mossy void
#

Difference of opinion does not warrant an apology dummy

naive bison
#

it's like a single shot room clearer

fiery anvil
primal rapids
#

I’m sure there are mods but I never really went looking for them.

naive bison
#

ah

primal rapids
#

Another way to get a lot of money is to get the loot bag unlocked and find it

mossy void
naive bison
#

actually i don't care, we don't have to interact

mossy void
#

We haven’t done anything to each other except be rude

primal rapids
#

To unlock the loot bag it needs to show up in the shop and you need to either steal it or cause the shopkeeper to close the shop by shooting guns in there or bringing the Lord of the Jammed there

mossy void
#

Which, I am willing to move past

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And you are not

naive bison
fiery anvil
naive bison
naive bison
#

so it can't be bought, you HAVE to steal it