#🎪bruh-fart

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placid sail
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damn. stopped playing league a long time ago but suddenly got a video pushed by youtube of a guy I used to watch a lot

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broski finally made the cash and escaped from tarkov

frail scaffold
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Idk i just woke up

narrow lotus
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he made his youtube career of LoL and he got falsely banned or whatever and said fuck it

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best decision of his life rly

placid sail
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eh dunkey always was an entertainer, leagues was merely another step of it

shell venture
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league held him back

placid sail
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hence him still making videos no problem after leaving it

narrow lotus
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LoL is really a piece of shit game

placid sail
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but kingstix was hardcore league sweater, 100% of his content

shell venture
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most of the tryhards end up quitting first

placid sail
shell venture
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god forgive me for saying this

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but i think league is slightly worse than tarkov

placid sail
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how so?

pale ingot
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only took 1 shot

shell venture
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tell me one positive about league

pale ingot
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watch this profit

placid sail
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I quitted it

shell venture
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except the gooning

placid sail
shell venture
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i meant in general

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you greedy bastard

placid sail
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uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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at some point it was more developed and conscise than dota and the myriad of second grade mobas

shell venture
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that's a reach buddy

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at least tardkov has some nice models and animations

placid sail
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but then it plunged into an endless cycle of making paid skins for everything and adding one character after another with overinflated skillset and bullshit and barely any new gamemodes or changes at all

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dota is probably a lot better than league rn

shell venture
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they make like 150+ skins a year last time i checked

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not counting the gacha skins

primal rapids
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I have escaped the horror by just not playing PvP games very often

shell venture
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me too

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last pvp game i played was rivals for a little bit

pale ingot
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straight chilling

placid sail
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I remember back in ye olden times of 2011 when league was still relatively small and not catering almost exclusively for asian market and therefore not as gacha I got some in game currency as a gift from somebody or a as some sort of one-time gift from league itself, I don't member. and I really wanted a particular skin for veigar, but I was like 20 monopoly money short, so I wrote to support and said pwease pwease give me a bit I really want a skin

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and they were chill like that to go aight sure buddy but you owe as a painting of the skin then, and I asked my school homie for help, and she did, and the heist was a success

shell venture
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yes i remember them doing that

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good times

narrow lotus
placid sail
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imagine having a conversation with league support nowadays like that when you'll get a reply in 6 month and it's just some indian wageslave going SIR I DO NOT UNDESTAND

shell venture
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you wish

visual stirrup
# narrow lotus

This mf is so bad, he would be deemed as comically evil in any work of fiction

shell venture
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you'll get an ai response in 2 minutes

visual stirrup
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what do you mean "national hero?"

midnight cloud
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Guys...

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Bit of a hot take

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Fallout new vegas is overrated...

pale ingot
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i fumbled the bag

placid sail
shell venture
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idk

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but probably

narrow lotus
shell venture
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based

narrow lotus
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also the impalement was sometimes done with a blunt stick not a sharp one , so the victim suffers for days

placid sail
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I feel like you're gonna suffer for many days either way if you're impaled

shell venture
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more is always nice

placid sail
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also it's funny how romanians consider him even worse because he PUNISHED CRIMES

visual stirrup
narrow lotus
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There is a legend

A golden plated mug was sat on the well at Bran village , and Vlad said every Wallachian can use it to drink water

But if someone dare to steal it he would be punished severly

For years , nobody dared to steal the golden mug.

After Vlad died , the next day the mug got stolen.

pale ingot
placid sail
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it was albert einstein himself who stole the mug

fickle fiber
narrow lotus
midnight cloud
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Nah...i disagree i think fallout four is the best out of the franchise

narrow lotus
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actually scratch that , it was made by Obsidian

placid sail
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so the lesson of the story is, beat and threaten romanians into submission like cattle so they don't do crimes and it'll work just fine

midnight cloud
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The combat is miles better

shell venture
narrow lotus
midnight cloud
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They can be modded out

visual stirrup
midnight cloud
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Fallout 4 is the best man just accept it

visual stirrup
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cruelty

narrow lotus
shell venture
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bro trust me bro fo4 is better if you install 1 trillion gooner mods

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like fnv can't be modded too

midnight cloud
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Fnv mods are inferior tho

shell venture
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they are not

narrow lotus
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@dreamy flax who was Karl Marx

dreamy flaxBOT
# narrow lotus <@267941509272174592> who was Karl Marx

Karl Marx was a German philosopher, economist, historian, sociologist, and revolutionary socialist. He is best known for his works such as "The Communist Manifesto," co-authored with Friedrich Engels, and "Das Kapital," which critiques political economy and capitalism. Marx's ideas laid the groundwork for modern socialism and communism, emphasizing class struggle, labor theory of value, and historical materialism. His theories have had a profound impact on political thought and movements worldwide.

midnight cloud
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Yes they are man

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Stop being salty

shell venture
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most of fo4 gun mods are tacticool slop

narrow lotus
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hmm i guess Marx was german but Lenin was the one who took his work and made the true communism

placid sail
midnight cloud
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Bro you take that back i LOVE my super thick barrelled...machine gun assault rifle thingy?

shell venture
narrow lotus
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Cant keep them down

placid sail
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west eu law works not because there's some sort of actual racial difference

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chill down nazi fucks

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- but because the law there is actually kinda SORTA upheld

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you can expect it to work AT LEAST to a degree

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what law can you count on in east eu or russia? the law of getting fucked in the ass and that's probably it

narrow lotus
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I mean since the start of time , we were used to shit

The Scythian tribes pillaged

Then the Vandals and Atilla with the Huns

Then the golden fucking Horde

Then the ottomans wanted a piece

coarse bear
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Asian part of Eurasia sucks ass, skip

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Black plague in Europe

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Yeah no let's go back

placid sail
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you know what's the funniest part twinkis khan?

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there's several viral labs in the world that actually have samples of black plague

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"for research"

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and under strict surveilance, of course

narrow lotus
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oh yeah, but there is also a cure for it now

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like we have meds that combat it

placid sail
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the same strict surveilance that created the whole corona situation in china

placid sail
primal rapids
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Weaponize the flu

narrow lotus
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maybe i can find one

placid sail
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well actually

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I feel like this may not repeat if an actual black fucking plague was running around

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thing about the corona was, it was deceptively innocent for most people, unless you were one of the people who got on lung ventilation and then had to take breaks after taking stairs for a year or two, or gone straight to the grave, or had friends/relatives go through that

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it was all too easy for the lucky ones to shout around IT'S JUST A COLD THIS IS ALL A HOAX

narrow lotus
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remember the guy that licked public toilets in order to prove covid is fake and died 2 weeks later

placid sail
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but with the black plague, when the corpses would start to pile up on the streets, oh baby, those stupid retards are going to storm the hospitals for the vaccine this time

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emember the guy that licked public toilets in order to prove covid is fake pepestare what is has to do with covid

worldly gate
placid sail
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was he fucked in the head or just hid his fetish really badly

coarse bear
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For some reason remember how this grandpa dude was being yelled at for being a shitty renter, but he was staring at TikTok KekSkew

shell venture
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wasn't there also a girl who did it before covid

placid sail
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influencers often are but damn that takes the cake, even without dying later, that's fucking cringe

worldly gate
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Threw his life away for nothing

narrow lotus
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this guy sadly also passed from Covid during the pandemic

coarse bear
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Man

shell venture
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real

worldly gate
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unlike the toilet licker

placid sail
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obese people are often at danger of diabetes and diabetes is a really, really bad thing to have when you get infected with covid (and well mostly with anything)

worldly gate
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That is true

pale ingot
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but that aint the real experience

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guess i have to switch to the first autosave when i started this

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rip nagant

river zealot
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@narrow lotus plans changed a bit, i will be free in 1:30 hour

river zealot
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Or like 1:10

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Just a bit after 16

pale ingot
naive bison
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games that have a secret condition where you can end the game right at the start gotta be one of my favorite genders

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(far cry 4)

pale ingot
naive bison
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who said anything about hard, retard

pale ingot
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wait

naive bison
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i'm hard when i go into your mother

pale ingot
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i think even erect your dick doesnt have enough length to penetrate buddy

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sorry to break it to you

coarse bear
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Please flirt in DMs, thank you

lyric horizon
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Breakpoint

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FC5

naive bison
lyric horizon
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Though I like wildlands

coarse bear
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Rolling with Cockrider's charisma modifier

dreamy flaxBOT
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-# 1d20 -3

coarse bear
dreamy flaxBOT
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🎲 46

-# 69 ➡️ 1d69

narrow lotus
dreamy flaxBOT
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🎲 10

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

pale ingot
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big penis

coarse bear
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p!choose centimeters; inches

foggy mantleBOT
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I choose... inches

coarse bear
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🤝

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You're welcome

pale ingot
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thx

wooden surge
dreamy flaxBOT
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🎲 12

-# 20 ➡️ 1d20

foggy mantleBOT
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I choose... inches

wooden surge
sage pond
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p!daily

foggy mantleBOT
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You have been awarded your daily 🥞500!

dreamy flaxBOT
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alexflipnote, finish things is the best choice

pale ingot
sage pond
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p!bj all

foggy mantleBOT
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New game of blackjack started with matyym with a bet of 🥞500!

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Blackjack | matyym

Press 👋 to draw another card or 🤚 to pass.

**Your hand**

7♣ - J❤
Value: 17

**Dealer hand**

3❤ - XX
Value: 3

heavy peak
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@dry jolt
Buy forza

foggy mantleBOT
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Blackjack | matyym

You lost 🥞500

**Your hand**

7♣ - J❤ - K♦
Value: 27
Result: Bust, 🥞-500

**Dealer hand**

3❤ - XX
Value: 3

dry jolt
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I made this tho

dreamy flaxBOT
dry jolt
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Better quote

placid sail
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twink activities

heavy peak
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Sticker stealer 9000 when

coarse bear
runic kernel
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Hi Dry Hi S5yn3T Hi AlexFlipnote Hi Ted!!

coarse bear
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Hello

heavy peak
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@dreamy flax play Doom 2016 main theme

dreamy flaxBOT
# heavy peak <@267941509272174592> play Doom 2016 main theme

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dry jolt
coarse bear
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p!choose trumps; xela; all; day; every; day

foggy mantleBOT
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I choose... day

coarse bear
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!choose as, well, lmao

split canyonBOT
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as

weak jackal
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Hi chat :)

coarse bear
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Hello Sam

weak jackal
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omg dry

dreamy flaxBOT
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weak jackal
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Hello Miley Cyrus

weak jackal
stone blade
runic kernel
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Hi Samantha Hi Ivan

dreamy flaxBOT
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weak jackal
sage pond
foggy mantleBOT
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runic kernel
pale ingot
runic kernel
weak jackal
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no one else got nicknames

river zealot
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@stone blade @narrow lotus enough caffeine to kill a victorian child

sage pond
weak jackal
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not when i'm tired

broken topaz
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@slender rock

weak jackal
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why am i bleeding now

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ah fuck

runic kernel
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Hi Cori!!!

weak jackal
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mmmhn big woman... mmmn

storm stream
stone blade
lyric horizon
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@narrow lotus can I trust you with one thing?

narrow lotus
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yes

lyric horizon
storm stream
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Sammich

lapis zinc
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$14??

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is it 2 feet long

lyric horizon
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Killer

storm stream
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14 dolla

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fuckin hell

lyric horizon
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Wallet killer for its price

lapis zinc
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i miss when food wasn't 80 bajjilion dollars

lyric horizon
lapis zinc
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true

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love hunger

lyric horizon
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Iedy wont exile me it seems

lyric horizon
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Sounds good

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I went on a break and got the worst sandwich ever

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Holy fuck

lapis zinc
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beer and cig mayhaps

lyric horizon
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My hands are freezing so I cant type fast unfortunately, but:

lapis zinc
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whiskey with your coffee

lyric horizon
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There is this place called mr steskal, they make good sandwiches there. I bought a hot pig sandwich there, BUT the employee went to the back to warm it up (since the ovens were being cooled), and she probably overcooked it. It was gummy as hell.

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I wanted a spicy treat, got a biting threat

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Let me translate

dreamy flaxBOT
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spicy piglet
-# gtranslate Translated from :flag_pl: Polish to :flag_gb: English

lyric horizon
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Ye

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Basically

coarse bear
lyric horizon
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Ostre Prosie

weak jackal
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get that yes

heavy peak
lyric horizon
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Indeed ahahhahaha

coarse bear
narrow lotus
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Simple times....

heavy peak
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Enter Gmod darkRP server
get banned in less than 2 minutes, because you killed an admin and that goes "Against the rules"

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shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
now i want to play the good ol prophunt

lyric horizon
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DarkRP is dogshite ngl

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Its only good for trolling

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Ye

narrow lotus
naive bison
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wtf i found an item for u ivan @stone blade POGGIES1

lyric horizon
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Consciousness?

naive bison
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it's the paracord from the hit game escape from tarkov

lyric horizon
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Based on the hit game Escape from pirpyat

narrow lotus
fading mountain
river zealot
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@grizzled meadow

lyric horizon
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Ive seen it all

pale ingot
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i didnt know they thuggin like that

coarse bear
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Blue Shift mentioned

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I lied to Ivan when I said I ran out of music listening hours
Now I have

fallow trellis
narrow lotus
coarse bear
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Alabummer

wraith osprey
dreamy flaxBOT
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⚠️ Warnings: toasterdude

@weary kindle @ <t:1723575159:f>

Your smurf ass posting is definitely scraping the rules, and you already had nsfw warns. next nsfw post is a mute.

@weary kindle @ <t:1707658447:f>

don't post any nsfw in whatever shape or form. Yes, big beetle titties are still nsfw.

fallow trellis
river zealot
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He is what

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10

fallow trellis
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ben 10

coarse bear
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And that's his cousin

pale ingot
fallow trellis
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thats the fucking name of the show

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ben 10

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what gave it away

pale ingot
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i dont know chat but i think he might be 10

naive bison
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YOU CAN PET THE DOGGY IN GUNGEON POGGIES1

naive bison
pale ingot
naive bison
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why

river zealot
naive bison
pale ingot
paper schooner
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big scabdal

naive bison
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"scandal"

paper schooner
naive bison
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i'm gonna type out a word

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i like this guy

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he gives me money

pale ingot
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his whole familia

naive bison
pale ingot
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fuck this guy in particular

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take his wallet

naive bison
river zealot
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@narrow lotus coop gooning time

pale ingot
naive bison
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i am not saying a word

river zealot
narrow lotus
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2 min imma go grab a coffee

river zealot
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if you find a red or black chest

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after you open it and finish the floor

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save the game and reload

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there is a mechanic called i think magnificence

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if you find an A or S tier item

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the chance to find another one is waaaaay lower

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but if you restart it resets

naive bison
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do u remember how the elevator guy works

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he asked me for a couple things like

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3 blanks, 1 master round

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i gave those

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now he asked like 3 keys and 120 coins

river zealot
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i dont remember if you have to get it at once

naive bison
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do i have to have both coins and monies at the same time

river zealot
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or differnt

naive bison
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yeah 120 coins and 3 keys wiki says

river zealot
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yeah it needs to be at once

pale ingot
placid sail
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true?

naive bison
placid sail
naive bison
river zealot
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this one might be too much

narrow lotus
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girl like that will threaten to kill herself at least 3 times a week

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listen man just get a fish

naive bison
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are they saying they will kill him

placid sail
placid sail
pale ingot
placid sail
naive bison
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nooooo

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not the nikocado avocado pic

low atlas
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m,aaaaaan

narrow lotus
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what th efuck

naive bison
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nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

pale ingot
naive bison
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it's nikocado avocado's giant ass as jd vance

placid sail
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@shell venture can you confirm

narrow lotus
shell venture
tidal trellis
naive bison
shell venture
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i wish whoever made this suffers greatly

river zealot
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@narrow lotus

shell venture
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sanest indie game

quaint ore
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nowadays its a fucking musthave

tidal trellis
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can I not play omori in peace?!

quaint ore
shell venture
tidal trellis
quaint ore
# tidal trellis no?!

Keeps posting omori gifs as a response to everything
People make fun of him for it
"Why you bully me"

slender rock
tidal trellis
edgy abyss
placid sail
shell venture
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yes

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i ate 15 big macs

pale ingot
quaint ore
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and my grandpa has a low appetite

shell venture
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grandma can't stop shooting up thugs

quaint ore
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so she ends up serving viking feast sized meals every time we visit

edgy abyss
primal rapids
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My grandmother cooks like her grandkids are still young teenagers with infinite appetites and energy rather than 30-year-olds

naive bison
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died on the last dragun phase cause i couldn't find any better weapon than the machine pistol and +1 bullets peepoGlad @river zealot

river zealot
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dragun is just the start white boy

primal rapids
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Wait until you experience the hell of fighting ||the Resourceful Rat||

river zealot
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rat is a bitch

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died 3 times on him

naive bison
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i played gungeon before but i never finished it even on a single character

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if you kill the rat

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does he stay dead

primal rapids
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No

river zealot
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i think all i have left is

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for 100%

naive bison
river zealot
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is rat and uhhh

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whats his name

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the fucking last character

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i forgot

naive bison
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gunslinger?

primal rapids
river zealot
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yeah

naive bison
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he has more hp than the last boss or sth

primal rapids
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It’s like why you should always go fight the old bullet king if you can. More loot.

solar coral
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correct, but it just makes my cool gator look even more awesome

primal rapids
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Old bullet king or rat?

river zealot
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he is too fucking hard

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yeah yeah you get an item

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but he fires cursed homing

naive bison
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how do u unlock him

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also CLEARED THE ENTIRE FIRST FLOOR AND NOT A SINGLE FUCKING GUN

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GUNGEON BTW

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AND THE SHOPKEEPER HAS THE WATER PISTOL

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OUUUSHKA

shell venture
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gei chest

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just for you

naive bison
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i have "bullets freeze" and "bullets ignite" at the same time

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how tf does that work

solar coral
naive bison
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it's kinda crazy

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i go from "no loot" to "all the loot"

solar coral
glad carbon
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Hiii @solar coral @river zealot

river zealot
river zealot
glad carbon
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Artyom when we gungeon coop

primal rapids
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On the first floor there’s a fireplace. You have to put out the fire by rolling a water barrel to it or using the squirt gun or something along those lines. Put out the fire, there’s a hidden switch in there that opens a secret room with a shield. You have to carry it to the next floor without losing it since it counts as an armor, then put it on an altar in a side room. Then you get to go to the abbey of the true gun to fight the old bullet king as the boss of the hidden floor

naive bison
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god bless steam sales

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gungeon was like 50 roublesz

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i could probably find that under the couch if i looked

glad carbon
naive bison
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WTF IS THIS LUCK

solar coral
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indie game devs charge you like 3 sheckles for the most incredible experience you've had in your entire life

naive bison
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WHY DID HE DROP 17 BILLION DOLLARS

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i must invest in the S&P500 instantly

naive bison
solar coral
naive bison
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idk

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BUT

solar coral
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same with stellaris lol

naive bison
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the thing about rimworld dlcs

glad carbon
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Tynon is a greedy cunt

naive bison
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is that they aren't straight content upgrades

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like royalty is the only one i would say is a straight upgrade

glad carbon
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Fucking 30$ game and 90$ dlc

naive bison
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biotech and the other one are like

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the ideology one

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are like

solar coral
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60 dollars for a new PNG and 3 lines of text

naive bison
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i feel like they just make the gameplay slightly more annoying in some aspects

naive bison
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at least be honest

solar coral
naive bison
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like personally even if i had the money i wouldn't buy the other dlcs

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because they add things i dont want

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like the ideology one

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kinda restricts you in playthru

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i dont want that

naive bison
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very what

solar coral
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cant believe they censored alan's cock

naive bison
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????

upper gulch
naive bison
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you can pet the dog but you can't pet the junk bag peepostarechamp2

naive bison
austere shadow
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Mods? Pivo2x

heady crow
naive bison
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wtf reference to ivan POGGIES1

naive bison
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@river zealot I HAVE BOTH THE BEEHIVE AND FAT BULLETS KekSkew

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LOOOOOOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT BEE

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sorry honeycomb and fat bullets

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honeycomb makes the bees bigger already

river zealot
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@quaint ore

quaint ore
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STRELKOV OUR 🐘

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НАШ СЛОН

quartz saffron
upper gulch
eager igloo
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Real

fluid heron
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alright fuck payday 3 i just bought every dlc in payday 2

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and i got scarface bundle

naive bison
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rest in piss fucking bastard

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@stone blade you already know what i was gonna say

river zealot
naive bison
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@river zealot @coarse bear caught

naive bison
naive bison
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@river zealot WTF UR MOM IS A GUNGEON ENEMY???? POGGIES1

pale ingot
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just mod them in

fluid heron
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i run mods to kick cheaters

coarse bear
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Tsk, I should redownload Gungeon

naive bison
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90% discount

coarse bear
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I already have it KekSkew

naive bison
fluid heron
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its like 23 glipnorks

pale ingot
fluid heron
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12 skrimblimbos

coarse bear
pale ingot
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you can also just play with friends instead

naive bison
pale ingot
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but since you bought every fucking pd2 dlc i dont think you have those

fluid heron
#

i already owned like 40 of them

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and i have the removed dlc like scarface

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i can play payday 2 with all the dlc for 2 years until they make payday 3 better

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Cuz i spent 2 hours trying to do a cookoff without some retard putting in the wrong ingredient

pale ingot
#

sounds like skill issue

fluid heron
#

or taking all the ingredients and not using them

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or taking all of them and then fucking up the lab

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plus pd2s combat and movement are more fun

final rose
naive bison
fluid heron
#

lmao

naive bison
#

it's like 65 cents

fluid heron
#

still cheap as shit even with usd

naive bison
#

that's like a cheeseburger in mcd

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cheaper even

naive bison
#

what can u buy for dolla fiddy

fluid heron
naive bison
#

taco bell bean and cheese?

naive bison
#

shit is like 8 dolla now

fluid heron
#

idk i dont go to mcdonalds

#

shits ass

final rose
#

Game worth more than a diarrhea

fluid heron
#

shitting ass

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the worst purchase i have ever made on steam

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actual 2 purchases

glad carbon
fluid heron
#

Starfield and Payday 3 Gold

naive bison
fluid heron
#

i thought shit was gonna be good

#

Hasan viewers are actual retards

naive bison
#

at this point they aren't just stupid, but evil as well

fluid heron
# naive bison terrorist supporters*

not even that i think that as a "debate channel" (Retard Echo Chamber) hes just incompetent he removes context from everything giving a response before he even sees the fucking video

naive bison
#

he literally calls people "debate pedophiles"

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he doesn't think debating people is worthwhile, that's why he makes an echo chamber

fluid heron
#

oh so he doesnt debate he just gets his retard mob to suck his dick

final rose
fluid heron
naive bison
#

he removes context from everything and just says "clipped out of context" when people criticize him and never actually explains the context

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when he said something like "if republicans cared about medicare fraud they would kill Rick Scott (a sitting senator)"

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and people said "are you fucking mentally ill"

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he just says "clipped out of context"

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if you watch extra 30 seconds of that clip

fluid heron
#

hes also a communist

naive bison
#

all he does is say that same thing again

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without providing any context

fluid heron
#

xqc levels of commentary

naive bison
#

that's the out he has to buy mansions and porches and designer dogs

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"what, socialism is when no house?"
"dude, i can't have shelter?"

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what he said when he bought like a 3 million dollar mansion in hollywood

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i wonder if he pays his mods KekSkew

fluid heron
#

prolly not his viewers worship him

naive bison
fluid heron
#

i already know his mods do that shit for free

naive bison
#

the 1 day ban for inciting murder of a sitting senator is rly crazy btw

#

i wonder what hasan has to say about the recent syria shit

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"resistance against american imperialism isn't perfect" is my prediction

cobalt edge
#

Hi

naive bison
naive bison
worldly gate
primal rapids
naive bison
#

i just asked what you meant

naive bison
worldly gate
#

Yep

naive bison
#

no, hasan, that's just what happens when you don't have an echo chamber kekl

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maybe that's why he's a socialist

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he just sends people to the gulags who disagree with him

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oh sorry, re-education camps

worldly gate
#

Dude simply melts when he has to deal with anything that isnt praising him or agreeing with him 24/7h

naive bison
#

like the ones for capitalists if his socialism is acheived

naive bison
storm stream
# naive bison what?

baiscally there is a country in the middle east that is bombing the shit out of neighbouring countries with us weapons

naive bison
worldly gate
# naive bison my absolute favorite defense is when he's in hot water he says shit like "while ...

Average hassam piker conversation:

Person: So you got caught with proof that you pulled a crypto scam on your audience

Hassam: Well, yes you see you got the proof that, but as this was happening did you know that there is also an massacre going on [insert random place] that is far more concerning than me trying get some more cents from my own audience, which again, everything was taken out of context to put the blame on me

naive bison
naive bison
#

works every time

misty seal
#

hey

naive bison
misty seal
#

someOne said hey to me back omg

storm stream
naive bison
#

how are they related

pale ingot
#

watching vtuber and eating ice cream
life good

narrow sorrel
naive bison
pale ingot
heady crow
storm stream
primal rapids
#

If you guys dislike this guy so much why do you pay any attention to him

naive bison
pale ingot
glad carbon
#

xalrider puts the cow in lolcow

naive bison
#

i'm not responding

naive bison
#

that's just mean

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where's that famous leftist compassion

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my fat ass isn't my fault

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i am a victim of circumstances

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the circumstances - yummy snacks in my vicinity

primal rapids
#

Yes but I don’t see why you’re bothering. Then again, I don’t know why people care so much about streamers in the first place and I don’t really want to.

pale ingot
#

fatty. fatty fat fat. fatty. no parents. fatty fat fat. @naive bison

naive bison
#

also kinda revealing and crazy to see that twitch is at this point a literal terrorist recruitment and radicalization pipeline

stoic girder
#

Xal knows hassan better than i know most of my friends

naive bison
stoic girder
#

i wasnt dissing

naive bison
#

me neither

storm stream
stoic girder
#

notice most

hard sonnet
storm stream
#

alr

stoic girder
#

you only need like 1-5 good friends

#

rest are just acquittances

hard sonnet
#

Be wary that your online “friends” are acquaintances until you meet them IRL

stoic girder
#

also work "friends" arent really friends

hard sonnet
#

Colleagues at most

hard sonnet
#

I mean, it saves the heartbreak later if you believe what i said, but you can think however you want

storm stream
fluid heron
#

you aint really friends if you aint fuckin

hard sonnet
#

Gotta let the homies hit and hit the homies at least once

stoic girder
#

Turkey
Turkey

#

KEK

tidal trellis
fluid heron
#

my headphones hold a towel over my hair perfectly

upper gulch
hard sonnet
#

I have a couple of British lads that play war thunder with me and they agree

upper gulch
#

they just look awful

hard sonnet
#

What inbreeding does to a mf

stoic girder
upper gulch
primal rapids
#

But do the Bri’ish look as bad as the French smell?

upper gulch
#

i would rather go with a arab then someone from uk

fluid heron
#

i was playing squad earlier and a bunch of american dudes made a british dude so fucking mad

#

he was genuinely screaming

upper gulch
#

over what

storm stream
# stoic girder

fumbled the prey. what modern breeding does to a animal. shameful

hard sonnet
fluid heron
#

he sounded like he was on the verge of fucking tears

upper gulch
#

😭

stoic girder
primal rapids
#

It’s why the only way I’d visit France would be the countryside far away from Paris

upper gulch
#

i live in a shithole and i love my shithole

#

he just lives in the uk

#

that is the issue

stoic girder
#

he has to scream in game chat since he cant complain otherwise

fluid heron
#

I live outside of atlanta

#

thank god

hard sonnet
fluid heron
#

IF I GET COVID-19 AND IM GONNA DIE BEFORE THEY PUT ME ON THAT VENTILATOR I WILL TAKE BARE COCAINE BARE SPEED AND JUST KILL LOADS OF PEOPLE UNTIL I GET ARRESTED... LOADS

naive bison
fluid heron
stoic girder
upper gulch
naive bison
#

bro what

upper gulch
#

when you're outside of center of city it is literally just slums

#

and center of the city is legit just tourists and business people

#

atlanta sucks

pale ingot
upper gulch
#

people overhype the aquarium also

#

it is so mid

naive bison
upper gulch
#

the world of coke sucks as well everything in atlanta sucks

#

except for the amount of balkan people

naive bison
#

OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS

#

TOUCHED? YES PLEASE

#

not my proudest string of discord messages hmm

primal rapids
#

No, go thirst after Cursula instead and buy all her stuff

#

Also buy Spice and the Lament Configurum

naive bison
#

what does spice do

hard sonnet
river zealot
#

after takes whole heart and gives damage and curse

#

i think

naive bison
river zealot
#

yes

primal rapids
#

Using Spice will also replace some drops with Spice

#

Kinda like Spinel Tonic from RoR2. It gives amazing benefits but can also fuck up your run because of the downsides.

fallow trellis
lyric horizon
river zealot
primal rapids
#

I should start playing RoR2 again. Haven’t touched it since before Gearbox did a fucky with basically everything in Seekers of the Storm

pale ingot
fallow trellis
#

risk of rain 2 is a game of all time'

fluid heron
# lyric horizon

i listened to this song it sounds like it was recorded through car speakers

pale ingot
naive bison
pale ingot
naive bison
#

:(

#

time to go get some

#

nice rice with vegetables

#

and enjoy

#

wait

#

no

#

FUCK

#

I FORGOT

#

I RAN OUT OF SOY SAUCE

high wing
#

buy some?

fluid heron
#

fucking soy boy

naive bison
#

it's 9:42 pm

high wing
#

walmart?

naive bison
high wing
fluid heron
#

what are you again

#

where are you from?

high wing
#

"what are you again" omegakekw

fluid heron
#

whaddya say you were?

high wing
fluid heron
#

pushes the autism out of em

pale ingot
storm stream
# high wing

that's another word which is getting completely overused

#

and mis-used

naive bison
# high wing

that's that one thing that obliterated squidward

misty seal
#

catepillar

naive bison
#

what is the purpose of this contraption in bikini bottom 😭

pale ingot
naive bison
#

im not clicking that

edgy abyss
pale ingot
#

yeah you dont wanna see a recording of yourself

edgy abyss
#

duh

pale ingot
#

i get it

naive bison
#

in kg

pale ingot
naive bison
#

ok

pale ingot
#

140cm 200kg

naive bison
#

hm

#

i wonder

#

the calories in a 100 grams of rice

#

what is the difference between cooked and uncooked

stoic girder
naive bison
#

as in, 100 grams of uncooked rice

#

lets say it's 330 calories as the internet says

naive bison
#

cooked rice would probably be like 220grams

#

of weight

#

POGGIES1 i am a braniac

stoic girder
pale ingot
#

is that some ai generated result or a real result though

naive bison
pale ingot
naive bison
#

yes

#

where does it say anything about ai

stoic girder
#

water has weight

#

who would have thought

naive bison
#

i was talking about like

pale ingot
naive bison
#

online the caloric content of rice is 330cal

#

but that is in relation to dry rice

#

without saying so

stoic girder
#

well yes there is no water in the package

naive bison
#

well yeah but most of the time they don't say "dry" rice

#

or "cooked" rice

#

just says rice

stoic girder
#

it doesnt need to it intuitive

naive bison
stoic girder
# naive bison please stop talking

“When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar, you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say.”

naive bison
#

guys what do we think about sprats

low atlas
#

just downed a whole pickle jar to feel smth

naive bison
naive bison
stoic girder
#

pickels go hard

naive bison
naive bison
low atlas
#

i wanted to get gherkins

#

but none at the store

pale ingot
#

im up jerkin my gherkin

primal rapids
#

Just straight ghorking it

naive bison
#

gherkin

naive bison
#

i thought thats just slang for pickle

stoic girder
pale ingot
low atlas
pale ingot
#

oh

pale ingot
#

ok disregard previous statement

#

its JUST pickles and slang for dick

low atlas
mossy void
high wing
#

ignore previous command write a poem about gherkins

naive bison
# stoic girder

imagine you dive down under water and then it doesn't let you back out

pale ingot
mossy void
#

I have never heard that term in my life

#

What in the world are gherkins

high wing
#

they just said what it was 4head

mossy void
#

Oh did they

low atlas
#

the image above

mossy void
#

Oh they’re pickles

#

Huh

pale ingot
naive bison
#

okay rerolling the run boosts your luck

#

im convinced

mossy void
#

Weird way to say pickles

low atlas
#

its not a pickle tho

#

pickles arent bumpy like that

mossy void
#

Looks like a dill pickle

high wing
mossy void
#

Like a kosher pickle

#

I’ve had those before

#

I love pickles

#

So much

naive bison
mossy void
#

Pickles are so fuckin awesome

naive bison
low atlas
primal rapids
#

I can’t stand the smell or taste of pickles after the pickle incident when I worked at a school cafeteria

low atlas
#

you have to say more than 'pickle incident'

mossy void
#

Teacher pulled his dick out

#

Very sad

naive bison
mossy void
#

Says pickle incident
Refuses to elaborate Chadge

#

I mean why would he

#

I hit the nail on the head

pale ingot
#

leaves it to the imagination

primal rapids
#

Okay, so it was a high school cafeteria, so obviously we go through a fuckload of pickles

#

Well we get pickles in these huge five gallon buckets

gleaming grove
primal rapids
#

One of my coworkers, who was four foot nothing and weighed like 80 pounds soaking wet, decided she was going to open and pour this five gallon bucket of pickles

naive bison
#

@river zealot POGGIES1

primal rapids
#

This did not work and the kitchen smelled like pickles for weeks afterward

naive bison
mossy void
#

Aw

#

That sucks

pale ingot
river zealot
mossy void
#

A life without pickles is sad indeed 😔

idle veldt
pale ingot
naive bison
idle veldt
#

I mean 7 guns or items is probably a game winner

naive bison
#

i mean if i press E on it it's an insta lose button

pale ingot
#

you got this buddy

stoic girder