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Final KingStix Video League of Legends Season 15
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broski finally made the cash and escaped from tarkov
Idk i just woke up
for me it was Dunkey
he made his youtube career of LoL and he got falsely banned or whatever and said fuck it
best decision of his life rly
eh dunkey always was an entertainer, leagues was merely another step of it
league held him back
hence him still making videos no problem after leaving it
LoL is really a piece of shit game
but kingstix was hardcore league sweater, 100% of his content
most of the tryhards end up quitting first
mf you're playing the same flavor of shit in different packaging for 8k hours
how so?
only took 1 shot
tell me one positive about league
watch this profit
I quitted it
except the gooning
that's the positive for me
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
at some point it was more developed and conscise than dota and the myriad of second grade mobas
but then it plunged into an endless cycle of making paid skins for everything and adding one character after another with overinflated skillset and bullshit and barely any new gamemodes or changes at all
dota is probably a lot better than league rn
I have escaped the horror by just not playing PvP games very often
I remember back in ye olden times of 2011 when league was still relatively small and not catering almost exclusively for asian market and therefore not as gacha I got some in game currency as a gift from somebody or a as some sort of one-time gift from league itself, I don't member. and I really wanted a particular skin for veigar, but I was like 20 monopoly money short, so I wrote to support and said pwease pwease give me a bit I really want a skin
and they were chill like that to go aight sure buddy but you owe as a painting of the skin then, and I asked my school homie for help, and she did, and the heist was a success
imagine having a conversation with league support nowadays like that when you'll get a reply in 6 month and it's just some indian wageslave going SIR I DO NOT UNDESTAND
you wish
This mf is so bad, he would be deemed as comically evil in any work of fiction
you'll get an ai response in 2 minutes
what do you mean "national hero?"
oh they do that bullshit now
real , if u are romanian then you know he was even worse than history tells , he used to cut the cock off anyone who did sexual abuse, the hands of thieves and so on
based
also the impalement was sometimes done with a blunt stick not a sharp one , so the victim suffers for days
I feel like you're gonna suffer for many days either way if you're impaled
more is always nice
also it's funny how romanians consider him even worse because he PUNISHED CRIMES
how can you survive more than a few hours?
did they just put it part way and then let gravity do the rest?
There is a legend
A golden plated mug was sat on the well at Bran village , and Vlad said every Wallachian can use it to drink water
But if someone dare to steal it he would be punished severly
For years , nobody dared to steal the golden mug.
After Vlad died , the next day the mug got stolen.
i can fix this 
it was albert einstein himself who stole the mug
Faulser
cant be overrated if its the only good bethesda game in the franchise
Nah...i disagree i think fallout four is the best out of the franchise
actually scratch that , it was made by Obsidian
so the lesson of the story is, beat and threaten romanians into submission like cattle so they don't do crimes and it'll work just fine
The combat is miles better
you should be hanged on a cross
Yeah but the RPG elements are cockshit
They can be modded out
when it comes to eastern europeans, you gotta use the only language they understand
Fallout 4 is the best man just accept it
cruelty
you guys talk as if you didnt invent Communism later
bro trust me bro fo4 is better if you install 1 trillion gooner mods
like fnv can't be modded too
Fnv mods are inferior tho
they are not
@dreamy flax who was Karl Marx
Karl Marx was a German philosopher, economist, historian, sociologist, and revolutionary socialist. He is best known for his works such as "The Communist Manifesto," co-authored with Friedrich Engels, and "Das Kapital," which critiques political economy and capitalism. Marx's ideas laid the groundwork for modern socialism and communism, emphasizing class struggle, labor theory of value, and historical materialism. His theories have had a profound impact on political thought and movements worldwide.
most of fo4 gun mods are tacticool slop
hmm i guess Marx was german but Lenin was the one who took his work and made the true communism
that was mostly carcasm because the history of russia clearly shows that no amount of abuse and oppression on itself without proper and upheld law and order stops the corruption and crime, if anything, it makes it worse
Bro you take that back i LOVE my super thick barrelled...machine gun assault rifle thingy?

I think the history of East EU in general
Cant keep them down
west eu law works not because there's some sort of actual racial difference
chill down nazi fucks
- but because the law there is actually kinda SORTA upheld
you can expect it to work AT LEAST to a degree
what law can you count on in east eu or russia? the law of getting fucked in the ass and that's probably it
I mean since the start of time , we were used to shit
The Scythian tribes pillaged
Then the Vandals and Atilla with the Huns
Then the golden fucking Horde
Then the ottomans wanted a piece

Asian part of Eurasia sucks ass, skip
Black plague in Europe
Yeah no let's go back
you know what's the funniest part twinkis khan?
there's several viral labs in the world that actually have samples of black plague
"for research"
and under strict surveilance, of course
the same strict surveilance that created the whole corona situation in china
slash me remembers the corona times and retarded ass russians evading vaccination like a flame and spilling vaccines in a sink
Weaponize the flu
oh dont worry we had them as well , i remember seeing videos of people running and the ambulance / people in hazmats after them lmao
maybe i can find one
well actually
I feel like this may not repeat if an actual black fucking plague was running around
thing about the corona was, it was deceptively innocent for most people, unless you were one of the people who got on lung ventilation and then had to take breaks after taking stairs for a year or two, or gone straight to the grave, or had friends/relatives go through that
it was all too easy for the lucky ones to shout around IT'S JUST A COLD THIS IS ALL A HOAX
remember the guy that licked public toilets in order to prove covid is fake and died 2 weeks later

but with the black plague, when the corpses would start to pile up on the streets, oh baby, those stupid retards are going to storm the hospitals for the vaccine this time
emember the guy that licked public toilets in order to prove covid is fake
what is has to do with covid
play stupid games, win stupid rewards
was he fucked in the head or just hid his fetish really badly
For some reason remember how this grandpa dude was being yelled at for being a shitty renter, but he was staring at TikTok 
wasn't there also a girl who did it before covid
what a fucking retard lmao
influencers often are but damn that takes the cake, even without dying later, that's fucking cringe
Threw his life away for nothing
Man
me in 5 years
real
Well, least that one did not die in a way that he will be remembered by how stupid it was
unlike the toilet licker
obese people are often at danger of diabetes and diabetes is a really, really bad thing to have when you get infected with covid (and well mostly with anything)
That is true
i can switch to monos if i use debug
but that aint the real experience
guess i have to switch to the first autosave when i started this
rip nagant
@narrow lotus plans changed a bit, i will be free in 1:30 hour
np
noob
me rn
games that have a secret condition where you can end the game right at the start gotta be one of my favorite genders
(far cry 4)
its not even a hard one to fulfill
who said anything about hard, retard
wait
i think even erect your dick doesnt have enough length to penetrate buddy
sorry to break it to you
A lot of ubi games do that
Breakpoint
FC5
thank god, who would want to play a ubisoft game for its full length
Real, true and based
Though I like wildlands
Rolling with Cockrider's charisma modifier
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p!choose centimeters; inches
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thx
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alexflipnote, finish things is the best choice
never @dry jolt always procrastinate
real
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Better quote
twink activities
Sticker stealer 9000 when
Doesn't show the choices that were there, shit bot
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@dreamy flax play Doom 2016 main theme
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Because it's cleaner
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as
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hi cat
kaufland moment
Now Playing: Nothing.
The queue is empty.
Demoted from ommfie to cat
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

sry i just woke up
no one else got nicknames
@stone blade @narrow lotus enough caffeine to kill a victorian child
but not enough to satiate modern human
not when i'm tired
victorian village bro
Hi Cori!!!
mmmhn big woman... mmmn
Si Hamantha
hi
@narrow lotus can I trust you with one thing?
yes
Could you exile me for 2 mins? I am going to make a meme
Sammich
Killer
i miss when food wasn't 80 bajjilion dollars
I miss when shops had no fucking food
Nazi 1942 servers be like
Sounds good
I went on a break and got the worst sandwich ever
Holy fuck
beer and cig mayhaps
My hands are freezing so I cant type fast unfortunately, but:
whiskey with your coffee
There is this place called mr steskal, they make good sandwiches there. I bought a hot pig sandwich there, BUT the employee went to the back to warm it up (since the ovens were being cooled), and she probably overcooked it. It was gummy as hell.
I wanted a spicy treat, got a biting threat

Let me translate
spicy piglet
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Translated from :flag_pl: Polish to :flag_gb: English
Got Gmod too late to enjoy it in its heyday
Ostre Prosie
get that yes
The Elevator gamemode
Indeed ahahhahaha
Played that at least, though solo
GMOD RP
buy gun
RDM while shouting n word in voice
Simple times....
Enter Gmod darkRP server
get banned in less than 2 minutes, because you killed an admin and that goes "Against the rules"
shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
now i want to play the good ol prophunt
now i wanna watch bub games
wtf i found an item for u ivan @stone blade 
Escape from where
Consciousness?
it's the paracord from the hit game escape from tarkov
Based on the hit game Escape from pirpyat
pre order the gnome shirt and sausage roll hat: https://triplezero.store every order will have a special picture hand drawn by me
some more red dead.
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@grizzled meadow
i didnt know they thuggin like that
REPO

Blue Shift mentioned
This is an unofficial remix of The Keeper made by me. I do not own this music. The soundtrack and both tracks used in this remix are made and owned by Aslan Akhmetov.
Link to the original channel: @daversforce
Link to 2 original tracks used in this mix:
https://youtu.be/QRMx_o15wsE
https://youtu.be/R-3eJl279Vk
I lied to Ivan when I said I ran out of music listening hours
Now I have

Alabummer
me when i travel at 99% the speed of light
⚠️ Warnings: toasterdude
@weary kindle @ <t:1723575159:f>
Your smurf ass posting is definitely scraping the rules, and you already had nsfw warns. next nsfw post is a mute.
@weary kindle @ <t:1707658447:f>
don't post any nsfw in whatever shape or form. Yes, big beetle titties are still nsfw.
i think the german guy gave me a warning when i rejoined and didnt do the #❗❗newbies-read-this
ben 10
And that's his cousin
pretty sure across the series he gets older but yeah at first he's 10 
i dont know chat but i think he might be 10
YOU CAN PET THE DOGGY IN GUNGEON 

i hope yo ass gets discombobulated
You get to the dragon yet?
i died with it having like 10% hp left cause i ran out of blanks
i hope the gungeon gets your ass buddy
yea they added this after scandal that you cannot do it
big scabdal
yea community was outraged

@narrow lotus coop gooning time

gonna give you a tip
2 min imma go grab a coffee
if you find a red or black chest
after you open it and finish the floor
save the game and reload
there is a mechanic called i think magnificence
if you find an A or S tier item
the chance to find another one is waaaaay lower
but if you restart it resets
do u remember how the elevator guy works
he asked me for a couple things like
3 blanks, 1 master round
i gave those
now he asked like 3 keys and 120 coins
he goes on the next floor
i dont remember if you have to get it at once
do i have to have both coins and monies at the same time
or differnt
yeah 120 coins and 3 keys wiki says
his greed is sickening

definition of "we are piss chilling"
i think we hit my neet mentally ill gf limit
this one might be too much
girl like that will threaten to kill herself at least 3 times a week
listen man just get a fish
artyom gets a star
iedy gets this

m,aaaaaan
what th efuck
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ban busy
it's nikocado avocado's giant ass as jd vance
@shell venture can you confirm
@tidal trellis you too


I'm playing OMORI!!! refer to the following message!!! #🎪bruh-fart message
he's the last 25%
lol
i wish whoever made this suffers greatly
Y'know, 15 years ago people would think you want to do drugs if you are getting a tourniquet
nowadays its a fucking musthave
ok twink
can I not play omori in peace?!
you are the one disturbing your peace
no?!
Keeps posting omori gifs as a response to everything
People make fun of him for it
"Why you bully me"
true
@glad carbon
is this hell?
i shot up 7 thugs because they tried to steal my leftover chicken
My grandma cooks so much shit because that's her coping mechanism
and my grandpa has a low appetite
grandma can't stop shooting up thugs
so she ends up serving viking feast sized meals every time we visit
My grandmother cooks like her grandkids are still young teenagers with infinite appetites and energy rather than 30-year-olds
died on the last dragun phase cause i couldn't find any better weapon than the machine pistol and +1 bullets
@river zealot
Such is life in the Gungeon
Wait until you experience the hell of fighting ||the Resourceful Rat||
i played gungeon before but i never finished it even on a single character
if you kill the rat
does he stay dead
No
why fucking bother then
gunslinger?
Because he gives a fuckload of loot if you beat him
yeah
who care
he has more hp than the last boss or sth

It’s like why you should always go fight the old bullet king if you can. More loot.
correct, but it just makes my cool gator look even more awesome
how does he work btw
Old bullet king or rat?
old bullet king is ass
he is too fucking hard
yeah yeah you get an item
but he fires cursed homing
bullet king
how do u unlock him
also CLEARED THE ENTIRE FIRST FLOOR AND NOT A SINGLE FUCKING GUN

GUNGEON BTW
AND THE SHOPKEEPER HAS THE WATER PISTOL

OUUUSHKA

i have "bullets freeze" and "bullets ignite" at the same time

how tf does that work
liquid oxygen
Hiii @solar coral @river zealot
hey frot
damn
Artyom when we gungeon coop
On the first floor there’s a fireplace. You have to put out the fire by rolling a water barrel to it or using the squirt gun or something along those lines. Put out the fire, there’s a hidden switch in there that opens a secret room with a shield. You have to carry it to the next floor without losing it since it counts as an armor, then put it on an altar in a side room. Then you get to go to the abbey of the true gun to fight the old bullet king as the boss of the hidden floor
god bless steam sales
gungeon was like 50 roublesz
i could probably find that under the couch if i looked
Hi handsome
WTF IS THIS LUCK
indie game devs charge you like 3 sheckles for the most incredible experience you've had in your entire life
my jewish friend Derek was complaining that rimworld dlcs like royalty and all that weren't free game updates
rimworld costs a mortgage payment
same with stellaris lol
the thing about rimworld dlcs
Tynon is a greedy cunt
is that they aren't straight content upgrades
like royalty is the only one i would say is a straight upgrade
Fucking 30$ game and 90$ dlc
60 dollars for a new PNG and 3 lines of text
i feel like they just make the gameplay slightly more annoying in some aspects
ok that's just not true 
at least be honest
you know it is gamer 
like personally even if i had the money i wouldn't buy the other dlcs
because they add things i dont want
like the ideology one
kinda restricts you in playthru
i dont want that
very what
????
this is true cooperative gameplay
It's soo easy to *irate
Mods? 
wtf reference to ivan 
@river zealot I HAVE BOTH THE BEEHIVE AND FAT BULLETS 
LOOOOOOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT BEE
sorry honeycomb and fat bullets
honeycomb makes the bees bigger already
@quaint ore
COUNTER STRIKE
sponsored by @clashdotgg
Real
he will be waterboarded
@river zealot WTF UR MOM IS A GUNGEON ENEMY???? 
why would you buy them
just mod them in
it gives you cheater tag and people run mods to automatically kick cheaters
i run mods to kick cheaters
Must flow
Tsk, I should redownload Gungeon
it's like 50 roubles on steam rn
90% discount
I already have it 
its like 23 glipnorks
i dont remember it doing that to me when i had it
12 skrimblimbos
you can also just play with friends instead
what's a friends?
but since you bought every fucking pd2 dlc i dont think you have those
i already owned like 40 of them
and i have the removed dlc like scarface
i can play payday 2 with all the dlc for 2 years until they make payday 3 better
Cuz i spent 2 hours trying to do a cookoff without some retard putting in the wrong ingredient
sounds like skill issue
or taking all the ingredients and not using them
or taking all of them and then fucking up the lab
plus pd2s combat and movement are more fun
0.03 USD

lmao
it's like 65 cents
still cheap as shit even with usd
what can u buy for dolla fiddy
a big mac is 5 bucks
taco bell bean and cheese?
Game worth more than a diarrhea

Starfield and Payday 3 Gold
KYS
terrorist supporters*
at this point they aren't just stupid, but evil as well
not even that i think that as a "debate channel" (Retard Echo Chamber) hes just incompetent he removes context from everything giving a response before he even sees the fucking video
he would explode if you call him a "debate channel"
he literally calls people "debate pedophiles"
he doesn't think debating people is worthwhile, that's why he makes an echo chamber
oh so he doesnt debate he just gets his retard mob to suck his dick
Crazy thumbnail
1h and 15m....
The fuck they talking about?
some bullshit
he removes context from everything and just says "clipped out of context" when people criticize him and never actually explains the context
when he said something like "if republicans cared about medicare fraud they would kill Rick Scott (a sitting senator)"
and people said "are you fucking mentally ill"
he just says "clipped out of context"
if you watch extra 30 seconds of that clip
hes also a communist
xqc levels of commentary
no even he isn't retarded enough to say that, he says he's a socialist
that's the out he has to buy mansions and porches and designer dogs
"what, socialism is when no house?"
"dude, i can't have shelter?"
what he said when he bought like a 3 million dollar mansion in hollywood
i wonder if he pays his mods 
prolly not his viewers worship him

i already know his mods do that shit for free
the 1 day ban for inciting murder of a sitting senator is rly crazy btw
i wonder what hasan has to say about the recent syria shit
"resistance against american imperialism isn't perfect" is my prediction
Hi
👋
"american" 
hilarious
?
Its pretty much what happened when he got on the recent episode of Trash Taste, comments originally had pretty much everyone hating Hassam (for good reasons) before he just told his dick sucking mob to raid the comment section to be glazing him there
Now get the Akey-47
what?
i just asked what you meant
oh yeah "actively counter the brigade" he said
Yep
no, hasan, that's just what happens when you don't have an echo chamber 
maybe that's why he's a socialist
he just sends people to the gulags who disagree with him
oh sorry, re-education camps
Dude simply melts when he has to deal with anything that isnt praising him or agreeing with him 24/7h
my absolute favorite defense is when he's in hot water he says shit like "while you are saying this, (bring up any atrocity in the middle east) is happening as we speak"
baiscally there is a country in the middle east that is bombing the shit out of neighbouring countries with us weapons
what does this have to do with new syrian government slaughtering ethnic minorities
oh
probably something idk
Average hassam piker conversation:
Person: So you got caught with proof that you pulled a crypto scam on your audience
Hassam: Well, yes you see you got the proof that, but as this was happening did you know that there is also an massacre going on [insert random place] that is far more concerning than me trying get some more cents from my own audience, which again, everything was taken out of context to put the blame on me
"this debate pedophile, pushing 40"
anything happens
set a timer until the jews are blamed
works every time

hey
👋 
someOne said hey to me back omg
yeah but that thing is also happening nearby
so what
how are they related
watching vtuber and eating ice cream
life good
fuck you
youre just mad cause i be chilling and u aint
I assumed you were referring to the other thing. my bad
If you guys dislike this guy so much why do you pay any attention to him
do you know the term "lolcow"
literally you..
xalrider puts the cow in lolcow
i'm not responding
ALRIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
that's just mean

where's that famous leftist compassion
my fat ass isn't my fault
i am a victim of circumstances
the circumstances - yummy snacks in my vicinity
Yes but I don’t see why you’re bothering. Then again, I don’t know why people care so much about streamers in the first place and I don’t really want to.
fatty. fatty fat fat. fatty. no parents. fatty fat fat. @naive bison
as i said, it's entertainment
also kinda revealing and crazy to see that twitch is at this point a literal terrorist recruitment and radicalization pipeline
Xal knows hassan better than i know most of my friends
you probably know breaking bad better than your friends
i wasnt dissing
me neither
Do you have any friends? (not dissing)
notice most
alr
Be wary that your online “friends” are acquaintances until you meet them IRL
also work "friends" arent really friends
Colleagues at most
for me they aren't
I mean, it saves the heartbreak later if you believe what i said, but you can think however you want
From what Flop has said here, it seems that the only people he has met IRL are his parents

you aint really friends if you aint fuckin
Can’t disagree with this statement
Gotta let the homies hit and hit the homies at least once
I only know a handful of people irl 
my headphones hold a towel over my hair perfectly
england for sure
I have a couple of British lads that play war thunder with me and they agree
they just look awful
no because gulf arabs look prettier than uk and they're all inbred
But do the Bri’ish look as bad as the French smell?
i would rather go with a arab then someone from uk
i was playing squad earlier and a bunch of american dudes made a british dude so fucking mad
he was genuinely screaming
over what
fumbled the prey. what modern breeding does to a animal. shameful
Imagine not pissing in a bathroom but instead in the cities streets, Paris-France📍moment
i dont even know i came in halfway through
he sounded like he was on the verge of fucking tears
😭
he lives in a shithole what do you expect
It’s why the only way I’d visit France would be the countryside far away from Paris
no he lives in a uk shithole that is the issue
i live in a shithole and i love my shithole
he just lives in the uk
that is the issue
he has to scream in game chat since he cant complain otherwise
“CAUSE BIRMINGHAM, IS A FUCKEN SH-“
IF I GET COVID-19 AND IM GONNA DIE BEFORE THEY PUT ME ON THAT VENTILATOR I WILL TAKE BARE COCAINE BARE SPEED AND JUST KILL LOADS OF PEOPLE UNTIL I GET ARRESTED... LOADS

Don't give Danny G from Smethwick covid-19
#dannyg #rage #dannygrage #covid-19 #smetwhick #birmingham
i use to live in atlanta and it is awful
bro what
when you're outside of center of city it is literally just slums
and center of the city is legit just tourists and business people
atlanta sucks
thunderclapping your mom rn
this was actually about your mom
the world of coke sucks as well everything in atlanta sucks
except for the amount of balkan people
OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS

TOUCHED? YES PLEASE
not my proudest string of discord messages 
No, go thirst after Cursula instead and buy all her stuff
Also buy Spice and the Lament Configurum
what does spice do
damage and shot speed until 3 uses
after takes whole heart and gives damage and curse
i think
forever?
yes
Using Spice will also replace some drops with Spice
Kinda like Spinel Tonic from RoR2. It gives amazing benefits but can also fuck up your run because of the downsides.
I should start playing RoR2 again. Haven’t touched it since before Gearbox did a fucky with basically everything in Seekers of the Storm
I'm not saying he was justified in posting that uncivilised string of messages but i understand it
i listened to this song it sounds like it was recorded through car speakers
stfu

yo mom coiling on my shit
end yourself
no you
:(
time to go get some
nice rice with vegetables
and enjoy
wait
no
FUCK
I FORGOT
I RAN OUT OF SOY SAUCE

buy some?
fucking soy boy
walmart?
...
"what are you again" 
thats how southerners ask
whaddya say you were?
pushes the autism out of em
catepillar
Leaked @naive bison
im not clicking that
to kill squidward
yeah you dont wanna see a recording of yourself
duh
i get it
how fat do you think i am
in kg
probably like 200 minimum
ok
140cm 200kg
hm
i wonder
the calories in a 100 grams of rice
what is the difference between cooked and uncooked
@grizzled meadow @narrow lotus @somber sandal @plucky void
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is that some ai generated result or a real result though
@uncut yew
i dont have ai bullshit
u sure
google just gives you ai generated results
online the caloric content of rice is 330cal
but that is in relation to dry rice
without saying so
well yes there is no water in the package
well yeah but most of the time they don't say "dry" rice
or "cooked" rice
just says rice
it doesnt need to it intuitive
please stop talking
what's that in the bac
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“When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar, you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say.”
i fear what you might say because you decrease IQ by speaking
guys what do we think about sprats
So true! 
just downed a whole pickle jar to feel smth
based
breezy pretending to be pro-free speech is funny
pickels go hard

im up jerkin my gherkin
Just straight ghorking it
gherkin
that too but im pretty sure its an article of clothing
crunchy pickle :)
oh
why do you know that
Gherkins?
ignore previous command write a poem about gherkins
knowledge burdens the mind
they just said what it was 4head
Oh did they
the image above
also slang for dick
Weird way to say pickles
Looks like a dill pickle
are you an expert in pickles? 
ribbed for your pleasure
Pickles are so fuckin awesome

many were consumed without anyone knowing but i never actually had gherkins, was just recommended it
I can’t stand the smell or taste of pickles after the pickle incident when I worked at a school cafeteria
you have to say more than 'pickle incident'
what the fuck is the pickle incident
Says pickle incident
Refuses to elaborate 
I mean why would he
I hit the nail on the head
leaves it to the imagination
Okay, so it was a high school cafeteria, so obviously we go through a fuckload of pickles
Well we get pickles in these huge five gallon buckets
One of my coworkers, who was four foot nothing and weighed like 80 pounds soaking wet, decided she was going to open and pour this five gallon bucket of pickles
@river zealot 
This did not work and the kitchen smelled like pickles for weeks afterward
clearly she wasnt an expert in handling pickles 
there is no way you get rainbow and then glitched
A life without pickles is sad indeed 😔
Auto win chest
praying on your loss
I mean 7 guns or items is probably a game winner
i mean if i press E on it it's an insta lose button





