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Those two tend to fail more often if you drink less water
I think both handle detoxification
I think so
Liver is more multirole apparently
I knew about bile
But it also handles metabolism, hormones, protein synthesis, clotting
On one hand, not even morphine stopped the pain and I felt unable to eat for like a week.
On the other, I was fucking zeeted on tha good juice
Livers kind of important
LEGAL OPIODS 
they taste better when it's a felony
π
stick that finger in his ass he will mostly like it

How did you find this gif? 
This dude is italian
awhile ago too, shit is like halfway down my gif favorites
Hiii shine
Should I move from Linux to BSD?
shrek's sack hangin low
i plead guilty to all charges
Bro uses arguably the worst shotgun in the game as his go to
Pepelaugh
Also broβs gonna take his salami? 
At least buy him dinner first
Jeez
everyone knows knife is best weapon
Why?
omg hiii cutie @primal kiln
hi robert

Hi frota
hi handsome
hello Wikipedia article for frotting @glad carbon
Next steps I feel
Closer to CLI and just better control over my device
I've been learning how file systems work and C
Desktop or laptop
Laptop
Oof
(nerd shit)
Maybe I'll try something for filesystems
Id reccomend openbsd but their laptop support sucks by design
But that was Years ago
Might be better now
π
Maybe I could write some stuff up for myself eventually
Wait
I'm sounding like terry
Uhh
Weird take, but he's onto something
whattup pretty fella
Ur dad was a weird take
Speaking of my dad he just got diagnosed with stage 4 last Friday. God works in mysterious ways. β¨ π

@glad carbon
100% real, but it's all good. Shit is what it is. I'm out getting breakfast, gonna get some eggs benedict
going out for breakfast
mods
kill this man


it's only justified to go for breakfast when it's like
mcdonalds mcmuffin
that one is based
egg ham and cheese

?
McGriddle my beloved
not 100% prevention
I have this breakfast place two blocks from my house that's been here since 1935, and it slaps
unlucky
How much is the breakfast
The temperature
I can never really justify going out for breakfast when it costs the same as dinner
how much
Except for travel I guess
Solid 80
:flag_us: Santa Rosa, CA, USA
:clock9: 14 March 2025, 09:50 (09:50 AM)
π UTC -7.0
βοΈ Day
π«οΈ Mist
π 94% humidity
π SSE 153Β° | 2.24 m/s wind
π‘οΈ 5.85Β°C (Feels like 3.85Β°C)
42.53Β°F (Feels like 38.93Β°F)
Not cold no mo

π‘οΈ 80.0f (fahrenheit) is equal to 26.667c (celsius)
It's $16 for a full plate usually.
You know what place is rad af? Black bear diner
Well thats a fuckin fortune
i can justify going out for breakfast because mcdonalds doesnt serve the mcmuffin outside of the breakfast time

buster ass company
Aint no way you think that
Im not american
When I was in germany dinner was like 18-30β¬
And thats much for me
Ah
But for breakfast I wouldn't give more than 6β¬
No idea the conversion
I mean, fair. Economy must be good there, West coast US is kinda pricey
Wish I spent more time in germany
your presence on the world works as a good enough contraceptive buddy
his greed sickens me
I've always wanted to visit Germany, hopefully I can just experience a chill day eating food and drinking.
cori is a goober
That is a great looking cat.
So true bestie
hi goonfie
So true! I'm glad we see it the same way
Well, if all works out with the rest of this year, I should be due a big promotion. I'll start traveling more. I want to hit Korea, and Japan before hitting Europe
Whatβs in Korea
kpop
more akin to KPoop
I love big boobs
I want to pet big boobs
i want to play with big boobs
π£οΈ π£ PLUH!
Watched too many brainrot
poopoo invasion
real
our colours are now estonian flag
just imagine the brown is not brown
so true
i connected it to my phone and you can use the touchpad to controll the phone 
there's also a phone app that lets you control your pc
you can use the phone as a mouse
i dont have bluetooth on pc
Twink
tyla durdo
your mother having a bountiful harvest
harvesting shrimp
for the shrimp rice
imagine how based it would be if TES Oblivion was on mobile
would not be based..
would be awful
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/o1XmkNhlRSw?feature=share FPV drone in sqaud modded
controls of oblivion wouldnt port to mobile well
mobile controls on tes I guess
use controller
@river zealot
you could make a better TES game for mobile out of something like daggerfall
wassup
but idk it wouldnt be bad controlls either i dont think
crashes
like whta buttons do u think u would nead

it isnt buttons you would need its just you would need place to put them
you would fill up the HUD quick
you still would need health bar somewhere and you would need to actually see game
not just UI buttons
compass
yea
quest markers 
playing fighting games on mobile also sucks usually because you dont have mouse or controller triggers so to swing you would have to have a button not only to take sword out but to swing it
and then if youre trying to do that while moving and looking around it gets fucky
need to block in oblivion too
strafing? good luck 
real
steel divison has them i think
it would be good if you were using controller yes but at that point why play on mobile
the cost of oblivion is honestly less than a controller and most people have PC that can play oblivion since its 2006
This ai bullshit is majority cursed
that is real footage i take with my gopro
quest markers are where the compass is tho
did u forgor
what the fuck is this?
helo peple
@stone blade @river zealot @heavy peak
how r u
thank you bulgaria and romania
gotta send em to the glue factory π
i hope u explode 
can we kill xalrider chat
no please 
thank you
we gotta kill you with hammers
shit ass lethal company clone
flavor of the month
your mother
yea kinda
not very nice
Not sure
Playstation loves to shove bullshit to prevent third party stuff
Welcome back Weseli
a new game like this always comes up every now and again
π² π³ π π π π π π
π π π π
π π π
no
peak gaming
If he didnt have glasses hed look like Barron Trump
if you could live in metro or fallout
π ππ
π π π π π π π π π π π
@stone blade @river zealot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAdPMqRTUpg @narrow lotus
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GTA SA
noob
JUst don't hiccup.
doom 2016 is 2 dollars right now

DOOM SLAYING EXPERIENCE AT AN AFFORDABLE PRICE?
SATISFACTORY
i bought dying light 2 for pretty cheap
!true
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!vero
i live steam sales
i die steam sales
im lowkey tempted to get for honor...
same
i miss playing it

red dead 2 is also 15 bucks
do not, trust, its the only game I have positive win% and kd in, and I gave up on it
ive played it back on my ps4
i only ever played against the bots lmao
based
i wish someone would copy for honor and make a single player game
gotta give it to FH the combat system is good
i will buy atlyss 
everyday i thank god for not giving me a good pc around 2016-2017
I remember watching a episode of this tv show that would review games n' shit, it was at the time Nobushi released
this is my vibe rn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slZTkRNVgZc
All old skype sounds, ripped from old exe file.
Original WAV files: https://ulozto.net/file/Y3wWBi3w40EF/skype-all-old-sounds-zip
0:00 BUSY
0:02 CALL_ERROR1
0:04 CALL_ERROR2
0:06 CALL_IN
0:10 CALL_INIT
0:12 CALL_OUT
0:16 CALL_RECONNECT_CONTINUOUS
0:23 CALL_RECONNECT_FRONT
0:28 FORWA...
so true
you have to press ctrl + c like 5 times for it to work
sissy
cope
-# 
people
person
π£οΈ "Tourner dans le vide"
human
homo sapiens
friends ?
fellows

what he was doing in romanian jail
Mate
he was dropping the soap
the question is, was it on purpose?
of course it's tate
yeah definetly
This is my very own customized laptop. Inbox for details.
does it increase the ram?
no it takes 10% of your ram every month for protection
it threatens your ram to perform more
Albanian Computer tecknology
we all know you did
and what would that be, sir 

he probably didnt because he is cockrider he likes MEN
@Swag_K1RBY I thought I'd throw my hat into the ring
https://girlcockx.com/Bim_Carcus/status/1899254334488969588 I think iedy will resonate a lot with this one
I dont get the appeal of miside
Like everything ive seen about it is corny
gooner weebs
haha anime girlfriend
le horror
π€―
I hate weebs because it makes me ashamed to like anime
@broken topaz
One of my favourite anime
Has a banger opening too
time to give myself an osu mania induced brain aneurysm
nuh uh. not osu mania
osu mania is big penis sexual predator game
watched that ep yesterday lol
yeah thats definetly motivation damn
i hope
looks like
you and me both bro
Real
who up on they
@grizzled meadow @narrow lotus
new friend
gator cuz its snout is a U shape
green totodile
Its always the same joke
Π― ΠΠ ΠΠΠΠ Π₯Π ΠΠ‘Π’ΠΠΠΠΠΠΠΠ

oy blya
i think i mightve genuinely lost my mind
@narrow lotus @river zealot
Hey, random person! want a good game recommendation and/or a good meme?
stfu
pandas aren't real
see this? a psyop
fake
AI generated
since the beginning
waiting for the post to be deleted
bro posted the gamer word

also ancient ass memes too
da vinky is what, 2019?
why would I not
correction 2022
wrong
both of us
posted august 17th 2020
now that video in particular obviously after but
the meme itself
though advice, delete your first meme
gonna get slapped for that
hope they don't notice
they most certainly will
they review this channel regularly
just delete the fucking thing stop being a baby
or don't I don't care
I didn't post it
@placid sail
I'm doing you a favor by warning you of potential punishment
telling you about damocles' blade
move out of the fucking way or let it fall, I genuinely don't care
holy eyeroll
alright that's enough go get your medal
you try to help people and this is what you get 
"hey bro you might get in trouble so be careful"
"BLEH FUCK YOU REE"
it was leonardo dicaprio
like shut the fuck up
I painted the Mona Lisa.
you're leonardo dicaprio?
yeah he did it when he was filming titanic
just while he was there in that headspace it just came to him
why didn't mona lisa leave space for him on the door?
there was enough space for both of them
Tbf half life rtx is like the only game id justify it in cause it redoes the whole game graphically instead of just literal things you will never notice ever
ancient ass meme
"I can fix him" mindset + attraction to bad boys
I don't care if y'all think it's an incel myth
typical women will ignore a dozen nice guys and go for probable domestic abuser
Bitch be throwing gang signs
HALO Games
γQRT of SwagKirb (@Swag_K1RBY):γ
'Name a more tragic backstory than this'
wdym you dont get it
its just a revoice of a scene from monsters vs aliens
so much studying
everything hurts
no
I don't smoke
I wanna keep my lungs nice and healthy
I'm not going near no substances or such
no thanks
don't wanna die from caffeine
- I never needed it
I got enough energy

Not even...for a SINGLE scooby snack?
Chris chan?
I don't need no caffiene!!!
I'm energetic enough 
Guys...i need a joke like right now man. A good joke thatll give me a belly laugh
And no "youre the joke" jokes
I need all of your best and brightest brain cells on the job
You WILL be rewarded

and facial hair too? ewww
I should go lift
caught with pants down
what
π£οΈ π₯ π₯
flop has never been so confused
all I know is, I don't go through lots of razor cuts just to be compared to some goober with facial hair, ew, no thank youuu
oh crumbs the time its late
@placid sail

@shell venture
someone: no you cant do tha-!
me already putting 7 pounds of ice into the deep frier
wtf are they gonna do? complain? theyre already having a closed casket funeral
as i said, they can fry all they want, they cant open their casket
cant unclose the casket gamer
Reminds me of what happens when you throw meat into a volcano
The water flashes into steam all at once.
Thermal explosion
thermal explosion is also what happens when i toss a pipe bomb in your window
Fire bomb
thermal explosion tho
it is an explosion
that results in thermal energy
Thermal explosion is exclusive to large amounts of liquid water being converted into steam extremely fast

Rather
man you a fuckin NERD

too many fancy words
i aint reading that
these are all normal words
A super massive thermal explosion almost happened at chernobyl
i mean
Bubbler tanks were full
no liar
we already had a massive thermonuclear one
Core was melting down, superheated
Not like this
what everyone said before chornobyl went boom
its kinda nuts that we dont need to worry about that much about nuclear fallout from nuclear bombs anymore
Several thousand gallons being instantly converted to steam, ejecting fuckloads of extremely radioactive material, at force, into the stratosphere
Which will then rain down on the surrounding area in a cloud of radioactive smoke and particulate spanning massive swaths of land
The explosion wouldnβt kill many
The aftermath would have been incalculable
Narrowly avoided thanks to three brave men in scuba gear
Itβs like putting one of those hot metal balls into a cup of water except the ball is the size of a house and never cools down
Itβs less of an immanent threat and more a silent slumbering dragon now
Only way to kill it is unified global pushback from the civilians of the world against nukes in any country period
Itβs one of those buttons best not even put on the control board
i was more talking about them all being hydrogen bombs
Oh right I forgot
I mean actually arenβt hydrogen bombs only possible with conventional nukes?
Like the only way to get proper compression is through a nuclear blast?
talking about radiation on a stalker mod server
inb4 it's not politics

Less about politics more about nukes and nuclear fallout and radiation yeah
It's fine then
My bit was politics though
This was politics
But other than that no
Tactical nuclear prox grenades
thats where it starts
make people confortable to using mini-nukes
hear me out , fart spray on drone
after a while tactical nuclear strikes dont seem that bad
We should bring back the ww1 gas
Vaccinate their entire army with dormant murder nanobots in it
Nanobots whose only purpose is to kill and destroy and reproduce
Convert surrounding material into more nanobots
using ai to read your brainwaves for wrong think
Too much effort
hear me out elon tusk voice in drone
Just the ministry of truth will do
ministry of truth is real
Shhh youβre not supposed to know that
Itβs not real :)
Donβt worry about it :)
Disinformation Governance Board
read
Does
u said read
That even work
why do you sound like me
yes you are reading them
Yes and recreating the words as imagined sounds
Thats how it is for everyobe
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
you dont hear the person you speak to
Thatβs how I hear people out through text
You all sound the same to me btw when i read your messages
you sound middle eastern in my head
Holy based???
asalam bratha
Because although no sound is being generated in a literal sense there is sound in the mind
may god bless you
Walaikum Salam
Breezy sounds like pirate software
No i wont
Im gonna start assigning voices to people know
Iβm kinda deep voiced but not that deep
Master you sound like Shakespeare
Mao
ID TAGGED WEAPONS USED BY ID TAGGED SOLDIERS
what did you eat today
Mrrp
π
I do not see the egg on it
π
Eggplants early in development
π³πͺΊπ₯
DICKPLANT
purple plant
CUS IT LOOKS LIKE BALLS AND THEN DICK
Someoneβs really fucked up weird pp but a pp nontheless
Eggplant
Itβs an eggplant and aubergine is so very british
Whatβs sexual about male body parts
soon you will say egg looks like balls
Thatβs quite literally what I just said yes
oh
See
Ping Tung Long eggplants
japanisu
Now granted, the eggplants that are small round and white are a variety called Applegreen
so someone just took green apple and reversed it
dont lie to me again
Hense: similar
In fact I even confuse them
The chinese and japanese variety are very similar
Long and skinny

Chinese are lighter purple
Japanese are darker
The main reason theyβre called eggplants though is the shape
Many many many of them aside from the popular one are stubby and round
are those european or wht
π i believe this one is American but I could be wrong
He called it an aubergine like the fucking redcoat he is
I dont own a redcoat

Lobsterback fuck
π¦
Itβs a british soldier back in the 1700s
Youβre all the same to me
who
Europeans
interesting
German, swedish, french, shut up none of that complicated mumbo jumbo
Youβre all british

I know your language an d you dont mine
Iβm being a shit
dichotomy of man
Nothing some .50 AE wonβt fix
There is no problem that cannot be solved with a big gun
it would devour you
"o i love this murderer"
ok bud
And I would die happy knowing my final moments were in service of helping him live his best life
screaming in agony is not happy
reported said the G word
hey
Bro pulled off absolute insane levels of force
Punching out car glass is NOT fucking easy
Bro has that fatherly instinct coursing through his veins
Let there be war
Stalker 2 bug be like
@shell venture

Iβm so fucking pumped for the ||reanimarks||
Invincible spoiler
Next year bro
Itβs coming

literally my dog when i try to get his toy back so i can throw it for him

βErm actually cheetahs mature quickly compared to humansβ βοΈ π€
isnt she a jaguar tho
I confuse them
Looks like a cheetah
The print on the back of her head yells cheetah
Jaguars are like
Solid color right
ye i get you, they're pretty much the same just slight difference in fur and pattern
Oh right no yeah jaguar and cheetah print are very similar
Key difference is cheetahs have black on their faces
Cheetah vs jag
Respectively
Very similar
I thought of the black jags tho
cheetah pattern reminds me of fking crepes when u flip them over dont ask me why
Puma technically but
lmao
Pumas are jags
Just black and therefore called puma
I like the name puma though
Itβs a nice soft round name
Pleasing to the eye and mind
Puma
Feels like silk on the tongue
ironic aren't pumas tongues pretty sharp, or was it all big cats in general?
even house cats?
ye i was always a dog person, well my family was so my experience with cats is non existent but mkes sense
Not so fun fact about chickens and the egg industry
Common practice to wait until the eggs hatch, then sort by gender andβ¦ well. βDisposeβ of the male chicks.
When they can very easily check the eggs before they hatch
@glad carbon I bought Gates of Hell Ostfront, this game is hard as balls π but its fun, just way more micro than id expect.
yeah a lot of mass food industries are terrible whats new
probably in some of the 3rd world countries i guess
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Most of us love animals bu...
Huh
Weird
Different thumbnail
Anyway I saw this the other day
I love this channel
No itβs not anti-meat or pro vegan itβs just pro sharing information about reality
They donβt preach to you, they tell you what is currently happening
I love meat but, I hate the way the animals are treated :/
Shit barely saves any money anyway
ive never actually made any research about this shit i just assumed shit like that is happening cause it made sense
its just bussiness after all so
Makes meat like 1-2 dollars cheaper per pound
The most awful terrible horrific shit they do saves all told about that much
Generally
all they would have to do is market meat thats happy as tasting better
you know funny thing not caring helps a lot with my life
Apathy
Itβs still good to know
I think regardless of whether you care or not itβs important to know the truth
Better to know and not care than not know what to not care about
I like seeing how the sausage is made, because now I can make a more informed decision
Like, for example, searching for higher quality, lower suffering meat, and vote with my wallet
humans were never designed for the complexity of modern living
To speak on what you said earlier though cortisol does definitely impact the taste of meat
Cortisol being the stress hormone
Animals that suffer immeasurably before they die will produce copious amounts of cortisol which depletes glycogen and makes meat tougher and less flavorful
says the filipino
Cortisol and adrenaline
ketchup
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