🎪bruh-fart

[narrow lotus]

or its just minecraft mod

[stone blade]

originally a minecraft mod but became a standalone game

[eager igloo]

Completely different game

[narrow lotus]

how do u get it

[stone blade]

buy it

[eager igloo]

Buy it on their website

[narrow lotus]

20 euro

[stone blade]

or if you're balkan [REDACTED]

[narrow lotus]

[hazy finch]

its just like minecraft in that the vanilla experience is perfectly servicable however modding the shit out of it will definitely provide a better experience (in taste)

[eager igloo]

Tbf it is open source

Its a very pretty code too

[narrow lotus]

is it multiplayer as well ?

[hazy finch]

it recently had a new major update with it being 1.20 and because of that alot of mods are not yet ported to 1.20 so you might be better off with 1.19.8

[hazy finch]

yes

theres alot of rp servers for it

[eager igloo]

Nice and ordered C# instead of smelly Java

[hazy finch]

though theres normal servers for it too

[narrow lotus]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[eager igloo]

Vintage story erp

[fluid epoch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1156194960845049876/1349537483280355470/Snapinst.app_video_AQM5vGVvWSLcbeUj9wtNpjuMg_pQ37BgTXeY-sfSNQvtyIi95HmHSGgmHJMyQuEeQBC0-h4SoRGS0R5G-HVGHW5qu_IKIoX73UmjR5Y.mp4?ex=67d37639&is=67d224b9&hm=0750e2acc8dbc17d3a06327faf57048f55377753d10a2255b0cbe90c057a5647&

[frail scaffold]

Vintage story pog?

[hazy finch]

theres pretty cool mods for it
theres a magic mod a alchemy mod alot of QOL mods theres a massive mod project that aims to implement all the flora and fauna from the past million years or so

[pale ingot]

oaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaooaoaoaoaoaoaoa

[hazy finch]

just all kinds of shit you really just have to look for it yourself to get a full scope of all the mods for it

[hazy finch]

so true

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-monkey-gif-21553825

[river zealot]

Titus 1:10

[pale ingot]

Bigus Titus

[primal rapids]

Thaumcraft 4 was my favorite mod back when I played modded minecraft

[steel bone]

Fire mod

[primal rapids]

While things could be automated or broken, a lot of things were stuff you had to do yourself. Made it feel more involved and personal.

[river zealot]

Titus 1:10 For there are many unruly and vain talkers and deceivers, specially they of the circumcision:

[primal rapids]

And also hilarious when you severely underestimate how quickly a hungry aura node could spiral out of control

[narrow lotus]

how did we end up like this

[pale ingot]

i wanna play minecraft but too boring too fast

[river zealot]

Black magic alright

[pale ingot]

no friends to play with either

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/leqitmicha-sigma-constantinople-scream-if-you-love-scream-if-you-love-constantinople-gif-15489525411975948694

[frail scaffold]

If too fast is the issue vs would be good

[pale ingot]

vintage story is a lil better but i dont feel like grinding it much either

[hazy finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1190574968820465726/1348561501916758077/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker.gif

[frail scaffold]

What grinding in vs?

Like

[broken topaz]

Depends on your settings

[frail scaffold]

I genuinely don't know what ppl mean by that

[broken topaz]

Can be very grindy cause some materials are hard to find or only pop up in low quantities

[hazy finch]

the true grind on VS is collecting sticks and grass to use pit kilns

[broken topaz]

Lots of searching and mining

[hazy finch]

leaf cutters and sythes are fucking godsends

[broken topaz]

Steps for building and crafting take preparation

Burning coal and making pottery takes a bunch of time waiting

Its not difficult, it's just minecraft slowed down

[hazy finch]

not to mention the chance of having to travel thousands of blocks to find a specific rock type (limestone) to be able to make leather

[frail scaffold]

See when i think of grinding i think of terraria farming 1 mob for 2 hours for a drop

[broken topaz]

Skill issue

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/hopontimberborn-timberborn-gif-26495574

[broken topaz]

I had a huge limestone quarry where i last settled down

[broken topaz]

Its not quite like that

[frail scaffold]

But yeah i have some qol mods like more sticks

[hazy finch]

a long time ago i had set up next to a whole land full of chalk

[broken topaz]

But imagine running around for 2 hours

[eager igloo]

I made an entire roof out of clay shingles

[broken topaz]

Breaking blocks

Cause youre trying to find tin

[frail scaffold]

The quarry mod is necessary if you wanna build anything large out of stone

[broken topaz]

For bronze

[eager igloo]

It requires the right kind of autism

[frail scaffold]

Prospecting? I love the prospecting

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/angryasshit-gif-18908100

[broken topaz]

You're gonna be doing lots of it

[eager igloo]

Tried to find chromium

[frail scaffold]

Gives me a reason to explore

Which is half of the game

Exploring

But i get it im not trying to like

Shut u down

[eager igloo]

Anyway who up playing with their bobers

[frail scaffold]

I think vs hits a particular spot for me cus i love building in mc but i like having to work for it

If i cared about getting a house design purely to design id just play creative

[eager igloo]

Same

[frail scaffold]

Yeah cus i play mc with friends, usually end up finishing my build really fast and stop playing

[hazy finch]

i like adding mods like alchemy mod and butchering mod cause you get to expand your base in cools ways
for example i made a little outgrowth of the roof area to accomodate a little herb farm for my alchemy potions

[frail scaffold]

Butchering is great for having a nice butchering section

That was another point i was gonna bring up

The game wants you to make space for utilites

[eager igloo]

I did that in vanilla still

It was great

[hazy finch]

the only problem i face is "what kind of base do i wanna make" and it almost always ends up being a square with everything having a corner for its stuff

[quaint ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1286304897372917805/1349703477953171517/Look_Stylish_with_our_exclusive_vintage_jackets_check_profile_for_more_f1_formulaone_formula1_f1meme_f1memes_f12024_redbull_mercedes_ferrari_scuderiaferrari_redbullracing_edit_motorsports.mp4?ex=67d410d1&is=67d2bf51&hm=41773aaa7ba6e8b518730f0218ded4c206893a3d10dbc87c156eac63c1d50af2&

[hazy finch]

the only exception to this was my last base in 1.19.8 which actually looked like a house with a attic and basement and a little greenhouse

[quaint ore]

@river zealot @stone blade

I will never touch the femboy juice again, red bull is the shit

[frail scaffold]

peak

i just semi finished the interior on my current base

[hazy finch]

unfortunatly i accidentally deleted the world in my attempt to port it to 1.20

probably for the best since i had a bunch of mods that would of shitted itself if it went into 1.20

i have a video of a old version of it

[stone blade]

sadly incorect

[frail scaffold]

only thing i dont have made is cellar

[frail scaffold]

RIP

[quaint ore]

Monster turns you into a caffeine addict, redbull will turn you into a caffeine addict and show you some balls to the walls stunts on top

"Ah yes lets sponsor a fucking skydive from SPACE"

[frail scaffold]

whats the floating aged wood in the back lol

i like the lil shelf under the butcher table too tfff

[hazy finch]

i found a ruined town from the better ruins mod and sorta just cannibalized all the buildings to make one big one

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/vince-mc-mahon-gulp-gulps-nervous-uh-oh-gif-16217862

[frail scaffold]

real

[hazy finch]

that was supposed to be the alchemy area

but i just made that the barrel area

[frail scaffold]

barrel zone

[hazy finch]

yea

[frail scaffold]

absorb the village into yourself

become one

idk some deadspace quote after that

[hazy finch]

think of this spot having a little outgrowth of wood platforms and fence support legs onto the ground with dirt in it to grow herbs

[placid sail]

the legendary needlessly giant roof mansion!

[frail scaffold]

see i usually make my builds too small

[broken topaz]

Very cool shack

[hazy finch]

i dug out the rest of the floating cobblestone here and turned that into the greenhouse area

[broken topaz]

Now that the update is fully out i might have to start up a new world

[frail scaffold]

heres outside

[broken topaz]

I like it

Very whimsical forest cottage

[hazy finch]

my current spot in my 1.20.3 world is pretty cool
i spawned on a island right next to a ruined church my plan is to rebuild the church (i have the age/sound of conffesion mods) and make a giant port area for boats gonna call it bismuth bay (cause i found a bunch of stuff to make bismuth on the side of a clifface)

[frail scaffold]

im also gonna build a lil port area

[ruby owl]

lmao who asked

[frail scaffold]

cus i made a canal into the lake that my cabin is next to

[frail scaffold]

i did

[eager igloo]

Are those chiselled stairs?

[lyric horizon]

Leaks

[frail scaffold]

yessir

[eager igloo]

Damn girl

[frail scaffold]

support beams for the angled parts

[hazy finch]

though i might have to abandon my little project
1.20.X has been a real pain in the ass for me cause it seems so fucking unstable in terms of performance i dont know why i had almost the same mods from 1.19.8 minus the ones that arent compatible with 1.20 and i keep getting stutters every 5 minutes or so that get worse over time

[frail scaffold]

it is really bad performance wise

stutters were never this bad in 1.19

i blame half on AMD, other half on update

[hazy finch]

might just go back to 1.19.8 tbh im only missing out on what sailboats and whatever the ridable mount is called

[hazy finch]

ive got nvidia shit so its not a AMD problem

[frail scaffold]

quarter logs....

[stone blade]

@frail scaffold

[frail scaffold]

me

[hazy finch]

dunno what that is

[frail scaffold]

the blocks the house is made of in the pic i sent

[hazy finch]

oh those right

[frail scaffold]

this one

good log cabin core

[hazy finch]

eh seems like something i can do with chiseling anyway

[frail scaffold]

maybe?

[hazy finch]

i remember seeing reddit posts about someone doing that with chiseling on 1.19

[frail scaffold]

i mean i dont doubt it

just a lot of uncesssary work when the blocks exist

[dreamy flax]

australiancunt., your new nickname is Sticks

[frail scaffold]

long as youre on update ofc

especially since vanilla still has no way of copying chiseled blocks

outside of creative mode

[hazy finch]

also 1.19.8 has the swordz mod and 1.20 does not

[obtuse narwhal]

how is the multiplayer in vintage story

[hazy finch]

no idea never tried it

[obtuse narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/stabby-cat-stab-knife-attack-gif-8323277341918006992

my friend keeps talking about it and it does look really cool from those pics

[frail scaffold]

i was thinking about joining a server

but just lazy

like playing at my own pace

[hazy finch]

probably for the best right now
outside of RP servers theres really no way to not have your shit ransacked by some random if you go offline

theres some mods that add padlocks but thats about it

[frail scaffold]

padlocks exist in vanilla

[hazy finch]

oh they do?

[frail scaffold]

ye, im pretty sure

at least i dont have a mod that specifically adds locks

ive seen mods that REWORK how padlocks work

[hazy finch]

fuck ive had rimworld open this whole time i forgot about it

[frail scaffold]

you know what i wanna see in vs

[hazy finch]

fucking had a toxic wasteland thing happen for like 2 weeks and right up at the end i had to kill my one muffalo to have enough food to survive long enough for my hydroponics to grow food

[frail scaffold]

toggelable curtains

[frail scaffold]

lmfaooooo

job market cooked

might as well start sending my patreon link in applications

the odds of them sending money through it will be higher than accepting it

scrolling down WFH tab on indeed and half the jobs arent WFH

[pale ingot]

its nice

[hazy finch]

smoking that neolithic kush to get totally zoinked out of my gourd dude!

[frail scaffold]

bro smoking dookie

straight poop

[river zealot]

@quaint ore gonna have a first aid course on Saturday

[frail scaffold]

caturday

[river zealot]

Its mostly about stopping bleeds tho

[stone blade]

learn how to use surv12 da

[river zealot]

The hemostats da

[stone blade]

da

[wooden surge]

Tourniquet

[river zealot]

I actually carry 2 with me

[wooden surge]

Good. Hope you never have to use them 🙏

[naive bison]

this the shit that killed tupac

Bhutanese shadow garden grown dark evil pack

[stone blade]

BAM hahahaah

[deep topaz]

Nice crop shitlord

[hazy finch]

thanks bro

[naive bison]

i loooooooooooooooooooove how clearly suppressed it is

because you can see it thinking in real time

and it just says "aw that entire thing i typed out? sorry i actually can't help"

[eager igloo]

No one ever said that idiot

[worldly gate]

Chill out, i just yoinked this from another server lol

[eager igloo]

Didn't ask

[primal rapids]

https://youtu.be/5GsqeWeArJI

[river zealot]

Oh hey myshinka

[eager igloo]

Hi

[storm stream]

Menace still in pain?

[naive bison]

@eager igloo 👋

[eager igloo]

H

[primal rapids]

“What the heck is appdata roaming?”

[storm stream]

back in th'day you could copy soundtracks right from the game files. Now shit is encrypted into strange formats

[naive bison]

open the cfg file? What's that?

[primal rapids]

So you can buy the digital soundtrack for like ten dollars instead of just downloading it from elsewhere for free

[solar breach]

And I'll still find a copy of it somewhere for free instead of paying for something I already own

[feral kiln]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1076392167418888244/1349748108870815765/Cagmk18.mov?ex=67d43a62&is=67d2e8e2&hm=0335e4d06db83dc4df4425b15553a113ef18541f8ad8b23cc058ecdc8bf7dc2a&

[naive bison]

i picked up my $11 ps4 third party pad

and it's honestly good quality

not even joking

the plastic doesn't feel cheap, it worked straight out of the box with MK9

the sticks feel good too

[naive bison]

it even has the stuff like the 3.5mm jack and built in speakers

[mossy void]

Boomer humor

[stone blade]

I got a question

Why is mf named james
when its only 1 person
shouldn't that shit be
jame

[bold kettle]

if you showed that to a boomer they would get a seizure

[naive bison]

no

[mossy void]

They would share it on facebook

With a emoji

[bold kettle]

yeah that sounds about right

[bold kettle]

you know, the last two letters of james stand for the country of origin, in this case espanol

[naive bison]

boomers don't understand any of it either

[mossy void]

Jame’s

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/heavy-tf2-team-fortress-2-heavy-weapons-guy-dead-death-gif-9045752817451426578

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/993584762289659964/1349755756395888744/AQOpNmNHzZK-xUtPiMzUJy0TItxosn36AemgqsgP61bFhT8lx4Tlj9AKRFnBAhDLs40dXIqZpPwAu0Ek6mMhh5YZ.mov?ex=67d44181&is=67d2f001&hm=b84e15afb770dc30c221fdfd70aa10d4a95250beeb447de697b03b8f76ca1c32&

[primal rapids]

Why is the plural of goose geese but the plural of moose isn’t meese

[fallow trellis]

take your meds

[narrow lotus]

[grizzled meadow]

Honestly real

https://tenor.com/view/joker-imtiredofpretending-gif-23464955

[river zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1256270414649364640/FullSizeRender37.mp4?ex=67d44b7f&is=67d2f9ff&hm=addcb1f23eee5674e6b3040adab70ab1dd6f3106985946c3bff04859bc6bb967&

[upper gulch]

this needs to be done to all indians

[river zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1216443623399362750/1262371417299882034/0232A122-0DDD-4C40-AEC6-9D0FBB31EEAB.mov?ex=67d413ff&is=67d2c27f&hm=e0f6064f7b9a64f95c925dbd02a3a7063ed7087af138e306b44628a35f5fe8d9& @heady crow

[river zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/704346741918662726/1195879780093014026/RPReplay_Final1704992430.mp4?ex=67d41a15&is=67d2c895&hm=9694d531fc64552572aece603a6b343a08020e5fe7b1c803cb923920978d9946&

[river zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1324479156725088256/af7b8c957933cab8e73e3c946bbca715.mp4?ex=67d3ed16&is=67d29b96&hm=8184fd875018f03eff35c4112296dd3bcd5fe6e7a5a190ea962e96383fc87424&

finally found it

[upper gulch]

😭

most of nihilists online don't even know what it is or who are even nihilist philosophers outside of the wikipedia page

[river zealot]

@stone blade

[lyric horizon]

nihil?

[river zealot]

nihilist when i buy a white monster and enjoy my day to the fullest

[upper gulch]

i hate the old church slavonic writing its everywhere here

[solar breach]

Mom can we leave the jobsite the Mexicans brought their radio inside

[primal rapids]

What if they’re playing Feliz Navidad on repeat

[prisma venture]

bro is about to sleep like a bear lmao

[upper gulch]

fr

[narrow sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/stirner-my-beloved-max-stirner-gif-26635170

[narrow sorrel]

wtf no!

it's supposed to be Suavamente

[upper gulch]

stirner sucks

[narrow sorrel]

It doesn't matter, nihilist

[upper gulch]

ye

[primal rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/664556404186546196/1349052369022877857/tumblr_f999577dbd5f01179b6f8c373605dd89_3f0703ff_500.jpg?ex=67d4556c&is=67d303ec&hm=31947d7d8b89935965dead36975eeb1b3e1d5bf2b316b25274d8b8b960949cb6&

[mossy void]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-team-fortress2-video-game-gif-17569262

[prisma venture]

KURWAAA

[deep topaz]

Polish people seem to describe Poland both as living in heaven and hell

[solar breach]

Poland is an enigma

And I love it for that

[naive bison]

the dota 2 one cause he has a black hole ability and that literally sucks, much like poland

👍

[solar breach]

Why would I care about Dota

https://tenor.com/view/goku-prowler-goku-goku-mad-goku-dbs-dbs-gif-11120329515669448575

[narrow sorrel]

https://youtu.be/6PZwk9t0iY8?si=EYOg_Lh6roqZ0S65

[naive bison]

the perfect black hole is the one on your mom

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-incredible-uncanny-gassy-gas-this-page-needs-a-hero-gif-15134328584969287517

[narrow sorrel]

She has more than one thanks to refresher

[arctic pawn]

this server needs a hero!

[hybrid patio]

[solar breach]

[primal rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/927684638913204244/1348734163947225250/FB_IMG_1741560060675.png?ex=67d3d5d2&is=67d28452&hm=5da82556b44215376961d76e17cb1d9bdf2728cdb1d3872ac80c250e870ef523&

[fallow trellis]

i stopped watching when she said she was polish

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-nuke-truth-true-soyjak-wojak-gif-14828627546768133163

[civic panther]

HUGE mistake making this announcement so damn early

now every dumbass in the discord is going "omg, waste of my money, sm2 is gonna die because of this "

[primal rapids]

I mean I’ve already burned out on SM2 since I’ve 100%’d it except for Eternal War

[primal rapids]

Tactician with plasma incinerator is best class

[primal rapids]

Can confirm, am large burly man and like crunchy peanut butter more than creamy

[solar breach]

What the fuck were they thinking announcing this already

[pale ingot]

said the small effeminate twink

[solar breach]

Assault 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥

I LOVE CONSTANTLY BEING DEAD

I put iron hands on my assault favorite chapter cause I'm a mechanicus boy and assault already has eye augments

[civic panther]

the best part is this announcement means literally jack shit other then they are eventually going to START making one

[primal rapids]

“Oh boy I can’t wait to use my special abil-“ (instakilled by enemy ranged unit)

[solar breach]

Bane of my existence

One of my moronic friends told me to run blocking once.

It did not go well.

[primal rapids]

Besides Tactician my favorite class is probably Heavy because “seven majoris enemies? Lol. Lmao, even,” (charges heavy plasma incinerator)

[keen jetty]

I don't believe you

[primal rapids]

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

[keen jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/mmhmm-spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-gif-17862990

[primal rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/larry-spongebob-observe-watch-me-gif-26839256

[magic tartan]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/925940555974856735/1349746040604983326/20250312_161938.jpg?ex=67d43875&is=67d2e6f5&hm=6f963bcc6abdad148507574d5519e829e8b2b5621a509c5c86e0140da6ae8b6e&=&format=webp

[solar breach]

Assault will always be my first and foremost favorite but the my other favorite is sniper

The perk that makes you go invisible instead of going down is so unbelievably useful

Combat knife is also good for parrying

[pale ingot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/753092521717923931/1058351451870601236/image0-30.gif

[narrow lotus]

• Improved the look of Trosky castle from far away

[primal rapids]

My main problem with the Assault is that everything it does, other classes can do better. Want to nuke the cannon fodder? Tactician, Vanguard, or Heavy with melta can easily do that. Want to instakill a majoris? Sniper can do that before you can react. Want to delete everything in melee? Bulwark says hello,

[narrow lotus]

[solar breach]

Yeah but its fun

I get a big hammer and my favorite pistol like

I'm gonna fucking play it

[primal rapids]

Stop having fun, it isn’t optimal /s

[solar breach]

SUB OPTIMAL GAMEPLAY

[solar breach]

Whenever someone brings up stardew valley farms I always yell sub optimal at them

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-erase-gif-1159901542694943356

[primal rapids]

Also, have you tried Assault with the charge attack perk and the power fist? It’s hilariously strong once you get used to it.

[solar breach]

I have not because I don't like power fist

[primal rapids]

Power fist lets you kill things at range with the shockwave charged punches. It’s funny.

[solar breach]

Goofy

[primal rapids]

Built right, you can put Rubrik marines into execution state in one punch on Lethal

[glad carbon]

@frail scaffold

[pale ingot]

this is literally me rn if u even care..

[magic tartan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1321650265136304159/1348057010444177491/cohort_takeover.gif

[glad carbon]

omg hii cutie

[magic tartan]

hi babygurl

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-big-eyes-stare-gif-888673693017621763

[magic tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bite-catbitcord-cat-cat-meme-cat-explosion-gif-17827142058596640794

[glad carbon]

[primal rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/532820632166072320/1349022637313233008/image0.jpg?ex=67d439bc&is=67d2e83c&hm=5f953d0fb73cd1e3d2b091e12a51ff4f796956470dfade33bbd0750d0958aa13&

[solar breach]

Damn I need that mod

[solar breach]

LOL

I might have to use that

[primal rapids]

Please someone put Detroit in a painted world and seal it off from the rest of reality so we don’t have to interact with it

[final rose]

game?

[shell venture]

kcd2

[narrow lotus]

Your Mother on Steam

[final rose]

kys.

(keep yourself safe)

[high wing]

kingdom come 2

[slender rock]

CHAD.

[primal rapids]

Same

[final rose]

why you brown

[high wing]

cause hes a shitter

[slender rock]

lol

[final rose]

arent we all

[slender rock]

true

[upper gulch]

real

[austere shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/miyabi-miyabi-zzz-hoshimi-miyabi-zzz-zenless-zone-zero-gif-17968473699138503336

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-meme-gif-1604373818055948736

[pastel quartz]

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1349301497489526894/VID_20250312_013726_659.mp4?ex=67d3ebf1&is=67d29a71&hm=dfe576d95846c6f7d1bb6a44205d7ec287316d67012a87822a0d3df7f454f549&

[pale ingot]

ivan every video you post is stuck on the first frame for me

[bold kettle]

same here

maybe its a format issue

[river zealot]

@placid sail

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus @stone blade @river zealot @glad carbon

BROTHA

MK11 IS TRYING TO KILL ME WITH THE SHRAPNEL OF MY GPU WHEN I PRESS ACCEPT

[slender rock]

lol

Hahah

it'll be fine

[placid sail]

get yourself kids, it will be fun

[slender rock]

...they said

[river zealot]

how are you today buz lightyear

[placid sail]

full of pelmenis

[narrow lotus]

[narrow lotus]

Loaded into Woods with a scav backpack, a half-broken VPO-136, and 30 rounds of PS ammo I found in a toilet on Interchange last wipe. My plan? Hit Shturman, yoink his key, and flex on the boys in the Discord. Spawned near outskirts, immediately heard the crack of an SV-98—some gigachad already camping the lumber yard. I prone in a bush like a rat, sipping an apple juice I looted from a dead scav’s pocket, praying my PMC’s asthma doesn’t give me away. Five minutes of silence, then I hear it: ‘Cheeki Breeki Iv Damke!’ A scav waddles by, and I dome him with one glorious tap. Loot? A sugar and a pack of croutons. Living the dream.
I creep toward the sawmill, dreaming of that sweet, sweet SVD, when I hear the bushes rustle. Panic-rotate, mag-dump into the void—turns out it’s just a bunny. Reload, heart pounding, and then BAM, Shturman’s AKM lights me up like a Christmas tree. I hobble behind a log, blacked legs, bleeding out, popping a CAR medkit I stole from a guy who DC’d in Factory. I kill one guard with a lucky headshot, but the big man himself chucks a nade—sky-high, gear gone, back to the menu. Check the stats: 12 minutes, 1 scav kill, 37 rubles profit. My buddies call me a loot goblin, but I’m still queuing up again because this game owns my soul. Praise the stash, nerf the flea, amen

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-gif-19996625

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/tldr-gif-21356699

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/whats-wrong-with-you-whats-wrong-what-the-actual-fuck-is-wrong-with-you-gif-17662694

[primal rapids]

Ah yes, that quest where stealth doesn’t matter because there’s a scripted fight at the end

And half the quest endings don’t matter either because you can just sequence break it very easily

[heady crow]

youre so right artjom

[prisma venture]

any good civil u.s war movie?

[slender rock]

oh shit they used a ring mod?

I didn't know that

😮

I thought it was a fuzz

[slender rock]

SAY NO MORE

[tidal trellis]

https://media.tenor.com/rOdgYUkiCH4AAAAM/omori-omori-sunny.gif

thats just wrong

[slender rock]

shush you

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7Y7oP-gPnFU?feature=share

[fluid heron]

God fuck Allen keys turns what should take 5 minutes with a Philips head drill into an hour of sweat and bruised knuckles

I hope whoever invented these is fucking burning in hell

[solar breach]

Then after a while of barely being used your universal Allen wrench thing loses a screw and falls apart

[fluid heron]

I've stripped 3 fucking Allen screws

With my fucking bare hands

[slender rock]

fuck

[solar breach]

Same thing with star heads, I just need to replace a watch battery in this gameboy game but no bc I don't have the correct star head

I enjoy restoring old game consoles and shit and I got so frustrated I just broke a game gear in half to get inside once

Fuck star heads

[fluid heron]

Never had a star head that didn't strip

[solar breach]

They are always so goddamn tiny too

[slender rock]

what sucks is the actual driver handle not being LONG ENOUGH

need some LENGTH

[solar breach]

I had one Philips head that was super long and magnetic but I've misplaced it

Perfect size too

[fluid heron]

Fucking love white knuckling an Allen key

And they dig in your hand so fucking hard

[split dock]

[solar breach]

Hmm yes sophisticated way to remove these special screw heads we've made.

A single piece of bent metal

[fluid heron]

Bent metal stick

[split dock]

Tire iron

[solar breach]

Tire irons are diff cause they are pretty damn big

[fluid heron]

Just finished building my pc

my Philips is magnetic but it's short as shit

So I did only my corner standoffs

[pale ingot]

its got personality

[fluid heron]

Tryna get inbetween the cooler and the fucking top of the case

[storm stream]

Put a metal pipe over it. However, the keys may not be designed to take much more torque than you can apply onto it with hand

[heady crow]

@river zealot

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-chigurh-no-country-for-old-men-ok-oops-javier-bardem-gif-10579690

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/barbie-ken-cool-so-cool-awesome-gif-10422211538329482274

[solar breach]

Anti war people when they go to war and realize it's all cool people with rocket launchers and tanks and explosions

[fluid heron]

I'm almost done I can soon throw that thing into the woods

[heady crow]

@river zealot

[solar breach]

I do not fw fat bitches

[river zealot]

she could raid my trench

[heady crow]

go for those north koreans

[pale ingot]

I HATE FAT BITCHES

[mossy void]

Chubby girls are pog though
Just a little extra, not too much though

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/noel-deyzel-gif-27591406

[river zealot]

no fat bitches in north korea

[mossy void]

No fat people* in north korea

Except the ruling class

[upper gulch]

MANUL

[haughty radish]

Skill diff

[wooden surge]

Okay

Drawing you fat rn

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/enochj-lip-bite-lip-light-skin-rizz-gif-27143694

[dry jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-wizard-pizza-gif-10679363666336772915

[pale ingot]

all the fat gone to my penits

[solar breach]

Do me, I need to bulk

[wooden surge]

Chug oil

[wooden surge]

Don't let this man near preschool

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-gif-19996625

[wooden surge]

Dont use Miku images in vain

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/chatting-bean-twitch-gif-22634143

[wooden surge]

Dietitians hate this one SIMPLE trick

[pale ingot]

you are what you eat i guess cause this guy is built like a fucking bottle of oil

[storm stream]

The rocket launcher in question: kills their APC
The tank in question: runs over their legs, leaving them left for dead in agony
The explosion in question: blows them up, leaving them permanently crippled

How bout you quit yapping absolute bollocks

[heady crow]

look at this anti war guy

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-mario-reddit-super-mario-hilarious-super-mario-reddit-memes-lol-hilarious-mario-among-us-gif-21426032

[solar breach]

Man you are a fuckin retard huh

[heady crow]

hope he becomes woke some day and sees war for what it is

cool guys, music and explosions

[solar breach]

Literally

[ancient barn]

so true

[pale ingot]

Wow, you're not a Sigma.

[quaint ore]

Its rampant alcoholism

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/how-i-keep-the-rent-low-in-my-neighbourhood-meme-funny-shitpost-shoot-into-the-sky-gif-25501744

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/straight-face-not-funny-didn't-laugh-not-funny-eminem-gif-16233262439972971032

[mossy void]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-nuke-truth-true-soyjak-wojak-gif-14828627546768133163

[heady crow]

true, the guys in my company used to get drunk on hand disinfectnent bcs there was nothing else

[quaint ore]

The best description of the military is that it's a blue collar job

[solar breach]

ESPECIALLY if you are a tanker

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/leaf-blower-crashout-crash-out-rage-rage-quit-gif-1730377666638273041

[digital quartz]

wtf Gura dont say it

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-green-screen-creem-garvy-discord-gif-21105824

didnt know gura had the pass

[wooden surge]

[naive bison]

gamer word

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/everybody-just-calm-down-supt-joe-donovan-hudson-and-rex-everyone-take-it-easy-settle-down-guys-gif-24465700

[pale ingot]

fuck off narc

[naive bison]

bro used an opportunity to sneak the n word thru and wasted it on a dogshit anime meme

kys

🖕

[pale ingot]

where yo dick at

[heady crow]

dont get your panties twisted xal

again

[pale ingot]

where yo balls..

[wooden surge]

[pale ingot]

tiny ass dick...

no balls having mf..

[digital quartz]

snitch ass

[wooden surge]

All talk

[pale ingot]

gotta give this guy stitches

[naive bison]

wym again

i love slurs

i hate anime

[solar breach]

He went skinny dipping in a septic tank but there was a scratch on his balls 😔

[naive bison]

well

[wooden surge]

https://tenor.com/view/not-a-sigma-sorry-you-are-not-a-sigma-sorry-you're-not-a-sigma-you-aren't-a-sigma-you-are-not-sigma-gif-337838532227751572

[naive bison]

im off to bed

[heady crow]

you always get mad over useless stuff

[pale ingot]

good

[quaint ore]

The tiktok username reeks glowie

[solar breach]

Penis

[quaint ore]

Thighs

[solar breach]

Blinding levels

[pale ingot]

type shit

[quaint ore]

come home
eat
do homework
play mass effect 2
look at the time after a few quests and its already bed time

Jesus fuck

[storm stream]

Why?

[river zealot]

oh its fucking ted

bruh

[heady crow]

whos tordas

[solar breach]

Adoring fan jumpscare

[pale ingot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1038971392550514768/1053505704482320494/image0.gif

You called

[digital quartz]

its either a food item or a southern californian slang term for oversized latinas

[heady crow]

can ted handle a torta?

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/run-twin-run-cat-gif-11721473836057368714

[solar breach]

Are you saying women are pigs?

Sexist bigot

[pale ingot]

I'm not a fan

[heady crow]

whotef

whiteface

[solar breach]

Need the left in my life so bad

[pale ingot]

[digital quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/swvtesfaye-barber-gif-21663474

SPICE BALL

[heady crow]

AAAAAA

[pale ingot]

noo youre not supposed to accept that im different youre supposed to be hateful and angry and call me fatphobic or whatever the fuck

[digital quartz]

that seems tiresome

[solar breach]

Why would I be scared of a fat person

[digital quartz]

what if they are jumping on you?

[pale ingot]

The boulder

[heady crow]

too much for me to handle :/

[pale ingot]

what if they start rolling on the ground like a boulder and run you over

[split dock]

!true

[split canyon]

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[pale ingot]

indiana jones type shit

[wooden surge]

Roll them up the hill

[pale ingot]

thanks

[solar breach]

I'm fast tho I'm the fastest kid on the playground

[digital quartz]

one must imagine sisyphus happy

[ancient barn]

damn, the american version of the british knife meme.

[pale ingot]

proof

yeah buddy..

im faster

[solar breach]

Go check your front door

[heady crow]

@placid sail translate? 🙏

[solar breach]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-prowler-goku-goku-mad-goku-dbs-dbs-gif-11120329515669448575

[pale ingot]

check your bank account

[split dock]

[solar breach]

"1.24 USD" is something supposed to be diff?

(That's not a joke)

[pale ingot]

unlucky

[quaint ore]

"In order to neutralise the effect of the deadly toxins, the deputee has assigned to get rid of the root of the problem any way possible."

[pale ingot]

i think you gotta start selling crack

[solar breach]

I got like 400 bucks in cash

I'm just lazy

[quaint ore]

Something among the lines

[solar breach]

And don't wanna take 15 mins out of my day

[heady crow]

erm thank you but i wanted to bother bzeek

[pale ingot]

i see. where do you live

[placid sail]

I think we've been through that some time, but sure
in order to neutralize the effect of lethally dangerous toxins, the chairman made it a an order to eliminate the main reason of the ecological catastrophe by any means

[heady crow]

thank you bzeek

[solar breach]

In the sewers of Detroit

[placid sail]

||and them clowns just being incompetent in the background||

[pale ingot]

nvm bro you good

im not coming over there

[quaint ore]

Isnt that the fucking chairman of Uryupinsk satire

[solar breach]

It's not so bad, safer down here than up there

[pale ingot]

you still live in detroit

[solar breach]

True that

Crackheads keep stealing my damn pants

[placid sail]

it's a tricky question because while I'm 100% sure this video is a joke, it is the usual level of incompetence here

[digital quartz]

I think there was actual footage similar in some russian news report

[pale ingot]

you gotta fight to the death

[digital quartz]

and this sketch is kind of a satirical recreation

[pale ingot]

assert your position as the top sewer dweller

[solar breach]

My current streak is 7 wins

With a gut knife

[fluid heron]

This desk is so shit

[solar breach]

Mfer with a pipe fucked my leg up

[fluid heron]

I had to stand on the metal to bend it to get it to fucking catch the threads

[solar breach]

Like I said still safer than above ground Detroit

[placid sail]

that would be surprising, russian media is usually under a threat of mass balls removal for showing anything directly showing the incompetency or responsibility of the government for something bad

[pale ingot]

i bestow upon you a gift of goodwill

[digital quartz]

in ancient rome they made prisoners fight each other blind and if you won you got to fight another one while blind and then another one and then another one

[digital quartz]

I think the highest streak was 9 or something

iirc

[solar breach]

Holy redneck engineering

[pale ingot]

i dont even know what it actually shoots

[solar breach]

Surely it can't be more than 9mm

If you shoot something bigger than 9mm from a pipe gun you are asking for issues

[quaint ore]

I vaguely remember seeing these vids back in 2019

[solar breach]

Shotshells are also usable

[digital quartz]

they weren't throwing the barrels on the ground like that just unloading them in the middle of nowhere

I think they thought it looked good

[pale ingot]

pulling up to the function with the shinzo abe blick

[solar breach]

I had a ton of manuals on improvised weaponry like a table leg smg but I've lost them

heres one really simple one

[pale ingot]

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/mark-cuban-shark-tank-notes-taking-notes-remember-gif-15073512

[solar breach]

Improvised guns are fine federally as long as it falls within legal regulations

[visual stirrup]

I was expecting you to post the Abe Blaster

https://tenor.com/view/gun-japan-rotating-comission-japanese-gif-9191295529463315642

Imagine getting assassinated and the whole country just goes
"Yeah, the assassin kinda had a point. Fuck them korean cultists."

[solar breach]

Certainly an option

[solar breach]

Ty fbi

[glad carbon]

hi @heady crow

[solar breach]

I will be sure to use it on local politicians

[heady crow]

hey frot :3

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/ferret-yawn-pets-scratch-sleepy-gif-3310536045190425961

[split dock]

Word

[river zealot]

#🚽сральня🚽 message

what are the russians posting

[narrow lotus]

p!play linkin park somewhere i belong

[foggy mantle]

Queued

Somewhere I Belong - Linkin Park

In position #1

[narrow lotus]

p!play empathic - stronger

[foggy mantle]

Queued

Secret Garden - EmpathP

In position #1

[narrow lotus]

p!skip

[foggy mantle]

Song skipped.

[narrow lotus]

p!skip

[foggy mantle]

Song skipped.

[narrow lotus]

p!play emphatic - stronger

[foggy mantle]

Queued

Stronger - Prismo

In position #1

[narrow lotus]

p!skip

[foggy mantle]

Song skipped.

[narrow lotus]

p!play nine thou superstar remix

[foggy mantle]

Queued

Nine Thou (Grant Mohrman Superstars Remix) - Styles Of Beyond

In position #1

[narrow lotus]

wait this isnt the bot channel

@eager quest cf fa

[pale ingot]

it is now

[river zealot]

you fuicking retard

[narrow lotus]

i mean what can happen

mute me?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1328528748445831190/1330263105485279333/togif-24.gif

[river zealot]

i wish

[pale ingot]

lose mod

[narrow lotus]

[visual stirrup]

(wildlife documentary voice)
"The beer can hisses at the human when it senses danger."

[grizzled meadow]

@eager quest 🖕

[heady crow]

hes still here?

[grizzled meadow]

In spirit

[narrow lotus]

always been i just think he has it on mute

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-birthday-gif-15101299756201457924

[stone blade]

@eager quest Igot kappa in tarkov

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/packwatch-gif-22219180

[narrow lotus]

he is a young man now

he has priorities

[stone blade]

YOUNG MAN

[narrow lotus]

( pass exams )

[primal rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1122047682878394418/1349724107440259123/Screenshot_20250306_193405_YouTube.png?ex=67d42407&is=67d2d287&hm=e52279d65108bbf8691f35500d9b7bd3521dfa2428a405b97c14afd367497c96&

[eager igloo]

Real

[idle portal]

oh not sure if anyone remembers but iasked for the gif of the workouts

i found it

https://tenor.com/view/exercise-meme-gif-11869302736302645320

[pale ingot]

!5x30

[split canyon]

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[pale ingot]

me rn

[steel bone]

peak

https://tenor.com/view/5x30-gif-2210760483908509295

[upper gulch]

otherside picnic is a wild name

[slender rock]

smooth bore right?

[glad carbon]

[slender rock]

means of survival man

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/chris-chan-christian-weston-chandler-christine-westone-chandler-escape-escaping-gif-26595617

[broken topaz]

"Wait can you repeat that?"

continues not to listen

many such cases

[haughty radish]

It’s like roadside picnic for girls 👍

[upper gulch]

it looks awful

i rather just read roadside picnic

[ancient barn]

[glad carbon]

cori get in here

[broken topaz]

where

[glad carbon]

pee zone

[broken topaz]

im in bed

what are you guys doin

[glad carbon]

gooning

[broken topaz]

you can goon without me

[glad carbon]

no :(

[deep topaz]

I miss sporkborg

[ancient barn]

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/kms-shoot-me-belt-gif-14734478

[crimson flame]

these people vote btw

[placid sail]

he kinda looks like blur if brainfart had been the least fucked up place he hangs out in

[upper gulch]

he definitely vote

[upper gulch]

saying that right after blur send something is wild

[stone blade]

@shell venture

🗣️

[wraith osprey]

i bet this fucker can single handedly fix a vaporized motor

[haughty radish]

It’s actually pre good

[fluid heron]

back on pc for the first time in almost a year

kinda lost in the hype i dont know what to play i just built this fucking thing

[twin shell]

Stalker Gamma

[midnight cloud]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!🗣️ 🗣️

[visual stirrup]

what's that?

[twin shell]

very bad game

[visual stirrup]

only gibbering autistic retards play it, I bet

[fluid heron]

alright 2013 assassins creed black flag it is

a true challenge for my new mach9ine

[heavy peak]

@narrow lotus
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1195467901495427112/1349797673435271250/howmuchhaveyouhadtodrink.mp4?ex=67d4688b&is=67d3170b&hm=5739aa1fef32abf8abfb03784bb342b223697d7cda561820bd0e8fcb9ac4e04c&

[primal rapids]

I mean if they’re still that dextrous after twelve shots they can definitely hold their liquor

[deep topaz]

Making bungers again

Charcoal chimney makes this way easier

[placid sail]

man

I hate youtube and google turning into content catering bullshit so much

I so miss the days when you googled some seemingly random gibberish and it understood what you're looking for immediately, and now you google the literal name of something and still get random shit returned

back in my day

I will never see that silly video again

[hazy finch]

hes gonna use a rubber band a glass bottle of beer cut in half and a stick to unseize any engine that crosses his path

[digital quartz]

mildly impressed there is no spelling mistake in the caption

[civic panther]

[heady crow]

dont leak my gym program dawg wtf

[fresh rose]

Wouldn't it just be more effective to abduct Chinese warthunder players and teach them to fly

Like yes they will probably leak military documents

But money saved

[deep topaz]

uh oh

new infuriating vehicle

[clear vapor]

its adorable

lets call it joe!

[deep topaz]

48 missiles on a vehicle going 100 km/h

[clear vapor]

annoying grind incoming!

[deep topaz]

any other US/LATAM tards: blood moon tonight

3 AM ish

blood worm moon actually

[broken topaz]

Loool
Aaron paul is in invincible season 3

And he brings real

HE CANF KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

energy

[digital quartz]

as a VA or an actual character?

[broken topaz]

VA for a super villain

Tryna kill invincible

guy called invincible
Gets hurt in every fight??

[deep topaz]

it's mister jedse

meth

[digital quartz]

I recently learned that midget vs woman was one of the most favored Gladiator matchups

[deep topaz]

even playing field

[broken topaz]

Id pay to see that

[deep topaz]

half a man versus half a man

[broken topaz]

Let the games begin i say

[digital quartz]

apparently there also was some buff ass gladiator women but those were professionals

buried with all their gear

[broken topaz]

The people require diversion

[digital quartz]

bones twice as thick as modern women

[broken topaz]

brot und spiele

[deep topaz]

gladiator slaves and professional gladiators were very different

[digital quartz]

also

apparently they had battle royale events?

and sometimes they would set up a stage in animals vs people bouts

and make the arena look like the habitat of the animal

[deep topaz]

whoda thunk it

gladiators v animals was very common

[digital quartz]

imagine bush camping in 10 A.D.

[broken topaz]

Can we reopen the gladiator pits already

Or legalize televised battle royales

This dystopian reality is far too boring so far

[digital quartz]

give it a few years

only a matter of time until we get the prisoner battle royale show

[broken topaz]

I recommend something like in the movie Gamer

[digital quartz]

gladiators also had like class loadouts and some matchups were super fucked

like 80% winrate fucked

[broken topaz]

Violent criminals get their freedom if they survive 10 games of a violent shooter game, letting their bodies get taken over by vr nerds

[digital quartz]

they shoulda patched the matchmaking

[broken topaz]

Love that movie

[deep topaz]

they tried to keep it somewhat fair. no fun watching some guy get obliterated in 2 minutes when you paid out your ass for a ticket

[high meteor]

The new gun meta fucked up the balancing for years

[digital quartz]

they didnt pay for tickets though

at least plebs didnt

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-c-hall-dexter-gamer-movie-gif-18432966091827625510

[deep topaz]

still a bummer to watch a one sided affair

[broken topaz]

I could kill a tiger

If i had a sword

Bring it

Put me in the arena coach

Or dominus

Whatever

[digital quartz]

apparently iirc the gladiators won the majority of the animal v gladiator fights if they were professionals

[broken topaz]

Yea

I could do it

[digital quartz]

you gotta put on like a 100 pounds though

[broken topaz]

Fuck id love this watch

Holy shit

[broken topaz]

My sword cuts fast and true

[digital quartz]

you need some buffer zone of fat and muscle to survive the claws

[broken topaz]

I got that

[digital quartz]

there also was a source claiming an elephant picked up a spear with its trunk and killed a combatant

idk if that was true though

imagine

[broken topaz]

Im not a skinny stick

[broken topaz]

Fucking based

I could imagine it

[broken topaz]

Elephants are smart enough

[digital quartz]

there was one other instance where an elephant picked up a shield with its trunk and threw it

that one has multiple mentions

[broken topaz]

Actually so true

Glass is so goated

[stoic girder]

Its super easy to chemically temper glass now... you could make it paper thin and still strong enough to hold up vs the aluminum.

[broken topaz]

If its so easy

Do it, make your own company

[digital quartz]

glass is cool and all unless you have to pay for the logistics I guess

[broken topaz]

Become a gorillionaire

[stoic girder]

cant, big oil would clinton me

[broken topaz]

Right now anything is possible

Do it

[stoic girder]

the problem is it is in the environment now

the train has left the station as they say

[slender rock]

cori

[broken topaz]

Oh yeah its joever

[slender rock]

alo

[broken topaz]

There is plastic in my balls

Aloo blur

How's it going

[slender rock]

it hailed and on and off rain

today

[ancient barn]

just make better glass

[ancient barn]

grandpa: lead, father: asbestos, me: microplastics

[digital quartz]

glass 2.0

they are not ready for glass 2

[stoic girder]

son: cosmic rays

[deep topaz]

drinks taste way better out of glass

[ancient barn]

atomization*

[stoic girder]

or radiation

[digital quartz]

glass>can>plastic bottle

[stoic girder]

this guy doesnt know that cans have a plastic film on the inside

[digital quartz]

I do but it doesnt change the hierarchy

[deep topaz]

glass is simply peak

[stoic girder]

if i have to choose between plastic inside me or in the environment id rather not choose at all

[hot solstice]

good thing you don't get a choice

[primal rapids]

I am filling your groundwater with microplastics as we speak

[hot solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/sunoogles-haechan-gif-7233449910030389107

[quartz ridge]

So real

[deep topaz]

the uhhh

[idle veldt]

I’ve been wondering this too

[deep topaz]

pepper thrower

[plucky void]

I wish I had a friend like this

[high wing]

https://youtube.com/shorts/2lLHfBd_14E

[slender rock]

New Mexico A3 "El Cactigat"

[primal rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/301825757930455040/1349878602312974387/GlPaHNaWcAAT51f.png?ex=67d4b3ea&is=67d3626a&hm=0f5b58e652eaf0fe6d9e32afda2b6cca1ef99052b669cb9d8b98e8bbe36bcbf5&

[slender rock]

https://youtu.be/qswsv86QbYg

hmm

basswood body

that wood is soft, like one step above balsa wood

[ancient barn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/565675701337063465/1335471246317588520/advanced_3.mp4?ex=67d45d44&is=67d30bc4&hm=5b76cef7a8cc9dfb64d4472443a438c40c96a71fff752455f8f62585d9e21851&

[deep topaz]

if the orks weren't so stupid they'd be unstoppable

[ancient barn]

ye

but we'z just 'ere for a good time

[stoic girder]

but consider this: Orks are happy

[deep topaz]

yeah but they could take over everything

defeat anyone

[high wing]

https://youtube.com/shorts/huG1r3XQSbk

[stoic girder]

Jokes on you apes i think everyone else is retarded.

[visual stirrup]

okay
but what does JD vance have to do with it? why is he in the pic?

https://tenor.com/view/jd-vance-freaky-gif-12383307270061891675

such a big fucking face

I hate looking at this guy

[high wing]

https://youtube.com/shorts/0XMCET_xMjg @narrow lotus

[mossy void]

Same

[slender rock]

oh look another fucking california moment™️

false call apparently?

Christ

[mossy void]

Manbaby edits are just showing his true nature

Lifting the mask so to speak

[quartz ridge]

all the stupid gun laws and it can't stop this

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/963051327351562332/1076052773906432000/e74f909fd14a4ff50279c8fd3c2295be.gif

[slender rock]

not even guns or laws

it's the people

sick people, bound to have problems

our mental health is a fucking joke

[deep topaz]

if it wasn't a gun it'd be a knife

people who want to hurt others find a way

[slender rock]

exactly

unrelated there's a huge spider on my wall just chilling

well

medium sized

[deep topaz]

keep an eye on it

nothing worse than a disappeared spider

[slender rock]

might be a wolf spider

nah he's a homie

[deep topaz]

if I ever saw a spider as big as a huntsman i'd probably throw a molotov at it

[slender rock]

-.-