#🎪bruh-fart
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Well yeah obviously
okay it's not real
Bro saying “reason: they’re black” is so transparently bait
That’s why I don’t call them real people, they arent engaging with reality
Hot take i dont think anyone should tell anyone they should get raped unironically
Listening to boring moralizing and having zero humour has that effect on others
yes, i think she could have worded her frustration better
Show proof
https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2023/feb/17/viral-image/no-kfc-didnt-tweet-a-chicken-drumstick-for-black-h/
https://www.reuters.com/article/fact-check/kfc-did-not-tweet-drumstick-image-for-black-history-month-idUSL1N2UX1NF/
"I hear you, I see you and I stand with you," reads the text in what looks like a tweet from KFC for Black History Month
ok nerd
Johnny Somali after getting out of prison
i totally trust politifact.com
Still my headcanon
Xalrider doesn’t trust politifact
This only says official KFC twitter didnt tweet it? KFC did post it on a regional account
This is my source
How is this a fact check false
Why would I trust a site called "PolitiFACT"


if u own a website called politifact.com i will throw rocks are your windows
Hola Qunn, XALFACE, Gek, Rob, Swampman
yeah that's why I grabbed another link
FACT CHECK FALSE, THEY DIDNT TWEET IT, IT WAS AN INSTAGRAM POST
🤝
You need to clean your bubble straw man that is nasty
I found a crack pipe in a cookie jar once
I wanted a cookie 😔

Qhat do you expect they posted a brainrot ad with skibbidi toilet and squid game on instagram
Came looking for silver and found gold
TCL social media is already fucking tripping
a fallen angel
It says "FALSE" and not "missing context", why would I trust them?
drink the bong juice
Companies are something else on insta, I just happened to have a friend named Aiden so I started sending him every single nutter butter ad
Vomit speedrun
DON"T DRINK THAT MY GOD
You should read the Reuters article
warning
Vile
Mmm chocolate water
DRINK THE BONG JUICE
not real I call horse shit
do NOT drink the bong juice
I did, which is why I'm asking why it says FALSE and not MISSING CONTEXT
If this is real I dont think they quite understood what they posted
Hoptal
that's the fucking worst part of smoking the
is the resin build up and the bong water
Stomach will have to be pumped
KFC did post an image of a fried chicken drumstick casting the shadow of a black power fist
bong water
How relevant is which account on which platform did it?
Nah the worst part is the chance you'll develop psychosis 
that's if you wake and bake every fucking living second
It being a small branch vs the entire tree is very relevant
Heavily depends on what strains you get as well
Nope
hence why i don't smoke anymore
Did you know everytime you do drugs theres a chance you can unironically develop schizophrenia
𓀐𓂸
https://www.tiktok.com/@tcl_uk/video/7478303740114586902 I dont have a tiktok account so idk but I think this is an official TCL account
Lots of modern strains have lower amounts of the chemical that counteract that risk
yes
Yooooo
oh no
Just had to survive 5 minutes in the bathroom trying to not laugh my balls off at this statement
Middle school bathroom walls for no reason
Weed it would be psychosis
CURSE OF RA 𓀇 𓀈
idk last time I had any it was too much and I felt like puking
But yes
bong water
People who have genetic predispositions to it should be very wary of it
That's why the only drugs I do are nicotine and alcohol. Tried and true classic
Or just dont do drugs
idk it doesn't play well with SSRIs
Its not that hard
Also robotripping that one time that was fun
I know breezy is one of those people who thinks things just happen to people and they have no control over them
drugs are bad then takes pain killers, ok hippocrates
I took a 400mg gummy one day and woke up 3 days later
Like being gang members
One of my old business teachers told me about a story about how a high schooler got schizophrenia due to acid
He was a good student but did acid and after he became a mess because of it
Don't remember what happened
Its just socio economic status
Grossly incorrect
You can't not be a crip
God forbid I medically induce a coma onto myself
Look man you either a crip or a blood
Never smoked or drank or dond drugs
Real life hack right there just put yourself into a coma and get out of work
Greening out is just time travel
@naive bison i think I you deserve to be
there are things that happen to people and they have no control over them
Your missing out on the joys of finding 5$ in an active addiction
haram
god, I miss the old "Duty Gigachad" sticker this channel used to have
Wanna try that again?
an example is me fucking your mom
Outside influences can be extreme but if all it took was outside influence then it would be 100%
As that’s not the case, obviously, choice is involved
But pretending that because people have a choice there isn’t a need to change the system is fuckin stupid
Another example is me being big spoon to your dad
Yep, also grew up in south sac and the meadowview area where half of my family were heavy smokers
No one cares
@naive bison i think you deserve to be killed with hammers and whatnot
you fucking take that back
Bro what
Why? :(
I'm just a silly guy
Sorry too far 😔 😔

you suck
You don’t have to defend yourself, xalrider is lying to bait you into arguing
Why? :(
also when are gonna awkwarly wave to eachother
smell like a poopoo
No, not into arguing
We are going to kill you with hammers!!!!
Which is why I’m not reading any of his responses currently
You are not a person
Just rage baiting and proving to myself that he reads my every message because he is obsessed and is in love with me
Alriiiiiiiight
@naive bison this man right here speaks of what we will do to your wretched flesh
yeah it's called a federal agent
factually false, untruthful, deceitful and maliciously fraudulent,
If you see a paki man its a 50/50 chance its me
I'll have to yell "ди своей дорогой, Сталкер!"
Lol
Just shit yourself
shit yourself while making eye contact with the instructor
send poo pics in chat like you're edp
What classes do you have next
No, arguing is if I was gonna respond
I just wanted for him to write an essay I wasn't gonna read and I would just tell him to kill himself
You can just walk out of class
Cause I know he would read the bait
Damn I got work in 7 hours
College is cool like that
I doubt you're the old man who walks up and down mack rd from meadowview so
unless
Im not but i think i know that man
Xal is in middle school
You pay to be there so leaving is stealing from yourself it’s so based
Oh right I forgot
Nevermind
Criminal and civil law lectures and civil law seminar
perhaps
Rip
are u a law student?
He did that?
why block someone if you're going to read all their messages?
I don’t
I got like 6.5 hours left to go

get to it then ya slacker
are u a law student?
you were made for trolls like mikail
I read one every once in a while
Yeah why
a diet that consists purely of bait
i discriminate against lawstudents
What a fantastical lie
Reads every single one, even this one
It’s great to just respond and then completely ignore further responses
Thats honestly based
Like I’m currently doing now
We are the self hating types
I enjoy pinging him only for him to screech into the void
like busy hates himself
idk man my dad told me to go here idk about you
@naive bison
I don't even know if we have loans
if u went to lawschool because you want it, theres something wrong with you
nah most of my civil cases atm (obligations) are just loans, and insurance frauds
Yeah probably
Oh I thought you meant like a student loan
oh no thats just something everyone lives with
My condolences
yeah you know that first investigation that outed him as a pedophile to the public
he straight up sent shit pics to someone he thought was a kid
The only way someone doesnt have it is if you're family is rich 💔💔
If thats you on the profile picture you dont look like it 
I wonder how edp felt about the last super bowl....
I didnt know he was sending shit pics
I know he was sending selfies like he thought he was cute
i dont have student loans because my dad pays for it, but then again he wanted this and not me
No unaccompanied children 😔
It wae a huge turd i saw it
almost everyone i meet here is either part time or racking up loans
Moistcritikal said the pics by edp looked like he was hiding under someone's bed
Bro what 
EDP and Dr Disrespect have weekly meetups to plan abductions
Are you trying to make me shit myself
You can google kt but my friend sent it to me for no reason
@naive bison
@mossy void
You two gibbering retards were made for each other
not two minutes apart, you both did the "look how triggered you are" thing
My son cosmo did not say this
hey its me

Woah guys my credit score went up to 701 yippee!!!
I’m not allowed to look for context
I think its redundent to block people unless they are spamming stuff like during raids
Orc cat
Soybot my strength is waning I am need of you...
Urag Groshub
I’m banned from engaging in the conversation because someone I don’t like is part of it
Yeah would be good for you
its useful when blocking mods
?
I actually blocked someone here cause their attention seeking personality was so incredibly disgusting to me.
Like it was bad
Really bad
Wellll the whole interaction was started by him so 🥀🥀🥀
Was it maja
Definitely
literally not my point
your literacy has not improved since the last time I argued with you
Forgot their name already
Osaka?
Flop?
Not Osaka or flop
Only 2 that come to mind
Oh no its the most uncomfortable lecture hall 😭
That trans mod?
Only.active in newbie chat
My ass will combust
Mod?
any lecture hall is uncomfortable if its in a lawschool
Shine?
Not a mod but was trans and CONSTANTLY brought it up
Uh yeah i got no idea
Iedy.
Doesnt ring a bell
Mwadi?
I made a joke about my hairline receding to the point of strelok and got told to take hrt
wait that's fucked
Can you shut the fuck up
I can block someone and occasionally choose to read their messages, when the vast majority of the time I choose not to
I am allowed to use this app however I god damn well please
still not my point
read
Never heard of him
I guess I outlived?
discordia constitution
Actual annoyed me so much dude I can usually deal with attention seekers
Possibly
so a trans bih seeking attention desperately and wanting to push their agenda so bad they tell people with problems in life to transition
And if I’m not seeing your point then that’s because you fail to present it properly
23rd amendment to the articles of discordia
As always
Hes being chuddy
He's flop but not actually enjoyable to stomp into the floor
Literally how
he is a chud though
Basically
I think its chuddy to block someone only to end up reading their messages
We do it anyways tho
my point is that YOU AND XALRIDER both did the "I send messages just to trigger you, I am le clever" thing
Xal did the same thing TWO MINUTES BEFORE YOU
go back to school and acquire basic reading comprehension
Like whats the point
You act like I read all of them
You dont but you still read the majority
If I read all of them then yes there is no point
Which is why I don’t
Also, no
I don’t
He does, every single one
Breezy and xal sitting in a tree
Fell for the tactical rage bait, the retard
Idk man it didnt even seem like you had him blocked until you said you did

I’m not reading the ones he’s currently sending and haven’t for the last several dozen
Oh cmon youre telling me ive spent 5 minutes searching for nothing
Found it anyway
k i s s i n g
More than that
Yall afraid to be corny but I was born on the cob
first comes love
Fuckin, whatever, I choose to read because of context and self-defeating curiosity
Oh and after an argument i blocked them and made it clear I didn't want to interact with them again cause every time they were in chat they would annoy me, yet they still decided to get other people to ping me with their messages occasionally 
Which I am allowed to do
Can i just say how most trans people pick the most retarded names
Eden is such a shitty name
Nope, not if you have someone blocked
What is this referring to
amazing
9/10 its literally the name from a popular show aswell
If you block someone and actively do actions to read their messages - you are actively mentally ill
It's always some shit name like that too I don't get it
I'm not touching this one 
See there you’re wrong
Because I don’t send messages JUST to trigger him
He does that
I'm just cripwalking on the line to not get banned
I don’t even have that intent the majority of the time
Bro had a choice to pick a new name and picked Keith ☠️
Crip walking because of socio economic conditions
Pronounces in name? yep this one is getting ignored
Can't not Crip walk
It’s only like 2% of the intent
You know its true
Keith is only respectable if you are a middle aged white guy who's been successful in life
Oh wow yeah two examples must mean that’s the entire purpose 100%
You know its true
great job dude you cornered me
The only possible reason I would ever engage is to make him mad

nothing will happen lmao
Not even being hateful its just straight up true 😭
I have to stay unbanned to actively lower the IQ of the channel so redditors like breezy and Robert dont get uppity
Fuck on
Fuck on
So true thank you king
The fucking is on
I was remarking that you two did the exact same retard cope two minutes apart
I don't think xal does it 100% either
you're like that "Oh, so people who like waffles should kill themselves?" level of literate

Im just saying, he wont even be added to brainfart 2 if he gets banned
And thats a low bar
They should
We need camps for waffle eaters
Jesus fucking christ what the hell gave you that idea
Pancakes are objectively superior
WAFFLES ARE BETTER
All jelly eaters should be sent to the mines and castrated
happens
“I like pancakes” “oh so you hate waffles?” Is NOT who I am
Both are good but pancakes have been my lifeblood for years
A soft waffle is a crude imitation of the culinary superiority of the pancake
THE SYRUP GOES INSIDE OF THE BOXES
Preserve kings should rule the land
What do i even have to say to get xalrider to block me
And the notion that’s how I am is fucking insane
I think he loves me too much to block
Cope and seethe, waffle chuds
He probably wont block you anyway lol
no
that's your level of literacy
are you reading what I'm saying?
This is you rn
are you actually struggling?
I don't block people anymore
What is brainfart 2?
Brainfart heaven
Average gears in a box dev losing their fucking minds over valves horrendously terrible code
I only have bots and weseli blocked but its just cause they actually broke NSFW and posted porn
Jesus christ you say that I’m like that and then say I’m not
Pick one
I love hoi4
Please do not invoke the Lord's name in vain, thank you
Sure
Oh gl with that 
He doesnt show his face around here anymore because everyone knows he posted gooner shit in this channel lol
No, that's all he did is the thing
"I am like a skinhead in the sense that I'm bald"
"oh, you're a skinhead?"
"No. I am like a skinhead in the sense that I'm bald."
Furry shit, gooner shit
Lord please, crack the sky, and strike this forsaken channel, and every sinner in it
Honestly that's funny I might use that if I ever go bald
can your mind hold a thought more than two clauses deep?
Idk why he excused it with the bot
i love these
Again, I’m not like that
Mods' fault
I don’t do shit like that
Cyclists fault
COME GAMBLE AT MY CASINO
They saw and didnt ban until he posted an actual photo of a woman sucking cock and covered in cum
Coushatta tribe are doing well with their billion dollar casino in my state
Chief Beer chiefin that ho, literally
I'm chief grand Cherokee, from the parking lot
Look at that cigar
I have never done shit like that and if it looks like I have it’s because of the reality of debating through text
you literally just did it
"You are like (twitter user) in the sense that you can't read."
"You are saying that I'm like (twitter user) in every way?"
"No. You are like (twitter user) in the sense that you can't read."
Why are you arguing with him? He's retarded
He posted like 3 naked women before it but the excuse was thag it was from the back anf their yk what wasnt showing
Yeah as I said mods actively encouraged it
I have a problem accepting the retardation of my fellow leftists
I will never stop your retardation because you're to the right of me
You say one thing, I say “that’s not accurate” and then say “I wasn’t making the claim that’s how you behave” when that’s literally what you just fucking did
LMAO
At this point I’m convinced it’s bait
NOW THIS IS REAL POLITICS
It has to be bait
"To the right of me"
infighting my beloved ❤️
Lol, lmao even
"My political allies are fucking retards" type shit
Forgot she died
it's what the american left has been dealing with for like
40 years
You say “you act like this”
I say “i don’t act like this”
You say “you fucking idiot I’m not saying you act like this”
minimum
Political
Everyone's a retard except only me, even my constituents
"No don't develop a class consciousness you were so busy with identity politics"
Why does the UK still accept the existence of the royal family?
the citizens united in question
How far removed is the UK from feudalism
You can only ally with green people not YELLOW
Both sides are gae and retarded the people uptop wont listen to anyone other than their rich friends or the people black mailing them (hint hint a certain "allied" nation)
as far as I can tell it's like Japan where the royalty are just glorified rich people without real power
Speaking from multiple buddies in the UK they really only cared to see how far elizabeth would go and now they are really just a joke
Basically gimped in political power
Its not always left or right
Which is why their existence is wrong, they dont even serve purpose like other rich people who create jobs n shit
mfs who talk about spirit animals
GODDAMN mf got 3k in chrome on his desk
easy there Adolf
At least Elon musk owns like car and rocket factories where people work to make cars and rockets
I actively avoid using absolutes, by the way, so wrong again
it's more complicated than this but generally right wing politics economically focus on less restrictions of capital, whereas left wing politics economically focus on the restriction of capital
I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT JEWS
Literally me
Cause of fucking internet popularising a political theory which is not even supposed to show your actual worldview and pushing into absolute
that's my interpretation

so good
as for why we're like this I don't fucking know, politics are more complciated than that
liek so much more
I was hoping for a 80085 jokes
But this good too.
but american politics are literally orange man vs corpse
so what do you want from me
oh my god the filter cuts out and shows this retard crawling on the floor 
Generic old white guy vs more generic, older white guy
nah, but there is a spectrum that developed due to political conveniences and convenient interpretations of history
we've been lobotomized to the point of swearing fealty to a color instead of an ideology
@visual stirrup I think you should stop interacting with him after calling him a fucking retard
i thought so to on my first watch
we're playing halo CTF

The human brain is too complex to be portrayed by little colored squares you heathens
no matter who you vote you will not get what you want
I have had a certain person tell me that im dumb because i saif the last election was a lose lose, literally
Pile of shit vs pile of shit
That's why the centrist meme popped up
they're two piles of shit but I did vote for one, since I believed they'd at least be a stop gap
Lord, please napalm #🎪bruh-fart
at this point I'm just hoping people are radicalized enough to do something drastic
You can do it
I voted independent, even tho they never win im still gonna vote them lol
You know we are fucked when my dad who was an original trump supporter let's out a tired sigh when asked who he's voting for and just responds with "the lesser evil"
Lock it down
yeah idc who you voted, it doesn't really matter lmao
LMFAO
Political
let it land on me first
Trump on his way to put a rich afican WHO IS NOT AMERICAN into a seat of power
lord, deliver me from these fools
Oh yeah. Ermm... Apparently this isn't normal idk I like bread and salt
Elon is defunding stuff then using that same money to give his own buddies and companies contracts
I am being sent to chop fucking wood
I will say that the accelerationists are fucking WINNING rn
which is never a good thing
you never want that.
1984 in real life
This conversation has been hilarious but I gotta go to bed
Just put the Ukraine Russia deal in the bag and explode yourself
LMAO
All I'm asking for
Crazy how once you get introduced to national politics you struggle to get back into the bliss of not caring

I think libertarians are retarded but this was just funny to me
Breezy only thinks this because he is consistently wrong on literally every single topic he engages in, its quite fascinating honestly
Xalrider closer to a ban each day
What? I can't call for the end of the war?
My bad
I have entered the bliss of not caring only because it has been forced upon me; I would argue it's actually quite easy not to care, as the average citizen is overwhelmed in the modern era by the never ending deluge of information specifically designed to break your concentration on any one specific matter
If you ban xal you have to ban breezy aswell
I’ve done nothing wrong
Doable, we banned osaka after all
Everyone must die
So be it
I oppose the calls to political violence and think its gei
if I get shot for being political I'll just ask to be muted so I can go back to lurking
This is a compromise we are willing to accept.

I'm just gonna lurk now...
You’re biased anyway
Everyone must have their "other"
I quite like the shitposts here
hey its the warthunder emote
i always wondered what it is
Russian badger
Doesn’t have to be me
Explain to me what's wrong with that message you coward 
I typically don't think of it that way I just think it fits certain situations very well
Nothing im just yanking your pizzle
Not even the people who actively shitpost
Very universal emote
And again, I’ve done nothing wrong
People want to argue and then get mad that I argue back that’s on them
Ok I fell for the bait then 
It has to, you two have the biggest beef, if one is banned the other is non stop gonna jerk their shit about the other being banned
You do every time, cock rider
LMFAO
Incorrect
From the past hour its pretty correct
I had a feud with ryry, and he got banned, never once mentioned him until just now
Well, maybe mentioned him once but eh
Holy shit who let him have a gun
Trueeeee
reee
No
As soon as xal is gone you're gonna crank your hog about it
If you're gonr then tbh xal is probably gonna crank it for a day before forgetting
The subtitles have random capitalisation grr
Xal
I dont See what's wrong With That
You are taking baits like a kid in a candy store
Because I am talking about him when he is currently here and others bring him up, must mean I will bring him up ad infinitum?
@narrow lotus
they both did the "Look how triggered you are" thing three minutes apart
Alo
"I annoy you, therefore I am le clever"
I really won’t
like the common troll
I don’t gloat
No, i forsee you will nonstop masturbate about xal being banned
Medium or Dark roast coffee, answer honestly
Medium, I guess
To maintain balance you both need to be gone if one is banned
I won't be gone because I dont break rules (that seriously)
I don’t do that and wouldn’t anyway, I legitimately don’t care that much about him
PERFECTLY BALANCED... As ALL THINGS Should BE
I even ask mods before I post spicy memes to have a fallback

are you xal?
Idk as long as you dont mention the forbidden war you'll prolly be fine
Light, I want to feel the caffeine going through my veins, coursing through each limb
I replyed to the wrong person
the memes bro sends me are cinema
your message landed on the wrong guy
FUCK THIS PROGRAM
he would get thrown in jail in some countries
I noticed now
I only did in the context of calling for the end of it, surely that's not bannable right
well fuck

Would have been true if you didnt say something like "i ping him to make him mad"
The preworkout one lives rent free in my head
Medium is a good solid choice tho
drama in brainfart ? the fuck
#1 wanted criminal in the UK

but Xal needs to fucking answer tho
Is one of these countries Germany perchance
post memes
the worst thing in life is when you're being a smartass to somebody only to find out that you were in the wrong
What question do you have?
OH Were allowed to request mediation?
Medium or Dark roast coffee bean water
Misrepresenting what I said
I said I enjoy doing it for that reason, that is not the same as saying “the only reason is that”
Yeah ledy I got a shitpost for you to check out 
Thats just semantics
I cannot handle two russians so you will have to risk and get banned
Idk medium I guess
Half hot water
Half room temp
1 spoon of coffee
1 spoon of sugar
Lots of milk
Not Russian we've been over this
Pragmatic mix, very nice
hmm
Milk drinker 
ughhh
HEY
belarus?
don't shit on the cow tit milk
So he gets his own personal mod?
Milk is based
that shit makes it rich and creamy
Azerbaijan
(Skyrim insult)
HOHOHOHOOOO DAN BILZERIAN
Milk is for real men
because if I ask for the other milk in the coffee I get weird looks
The stupidest slur in all of fanasty media. "Milk drinker"
Now gen Z turned into kinky shit instead
Yeah I drink milk, straight out of ur mom 
We are cooked
is it the [REDACTED] rage fine preworkout for men by any chance
Nah half of gen z is racist / neo nazis the other is super liberal
Parents didn't teach me Azeri they taught me Russian
It's literally never been more over....
Based
Can't wait to enlist for civil war 2 return of dixie
I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT
This gave translation error
IVE SEEN IT
Its the "I am a convicted sex offender" preworkout with rich Piana on the label
What slur did you call me iedy
With interesting knuckle tattoos
@dreamy flax pls translate
Dont post it
strange, I do that with your sister
i have the meme sitting around and ive been thinking about getting a custom mouse pad made of it
it speaks to me like the green goblin mask
Remember, no Russian.
Nah I be drinking the ghost tiddy milk of your great grandma
Have you seen SATAN ______ RAPE MADNESS PRE WORKOUT?
Its real
That's a classic
I... I... more power to you
Think that was the one that started them all
if you like, 100+ milk powder
I don't have one
did you censor the wrong part
Bro what
No theres a other word in there
Why is the chocolate candy staring at me like that
yes ive also thought of using the pregnant Clippy meme to
you are supposed to eat the candy not the ass
you can write rape but theres another word thats censored ?
Have you heard of Oedipus complex
i mean the fuck
regarded
Worm regards
Oh shit mb puts green m&ms away
Those who knoe lol
Best regards,
Are you this stupid
yes, and no... shut up
i think the 2 we are talking about are the same pic but i cant post it to confirm 
Tucker Carlson complaining the green mnm isn't sexy anymore is so funny
who the fuck are you
Peak use of internet traffic
Anymore? It was??
Wed get smited here
Worm regards is the best typo because a and o are on opposite sides of the keyboard
better yet what the fuck is that?
100 percent
Yes, it was.
I guess he just can't bust anymore idk
not even a doubt in my mind
i dont even know what "worm" is a typo of
Warm
warm regards ?
???
What is this?
also, warm regards implies theres cold regards and hot regards
Actually I dont wanna know
Def 2 dudes
Lukewarm regards
of course, being straight on discord nowadays is a crime
boiling regards
Nah one just dosent know 
Thats why you are a mod
Hot regards is flaming hatred
Warm is like a hug
Regards,
Or would that be cold regards
Wrong as usual
Cold would probably be hatred
when i see the word flaming, i am instantly reminded of another word that also starts with f
Mr bean
Regards would be like talking to your boss
Flamin hot cheetos

Some American memes are too esoteric
"Allah willing you will annihilate your government" with lightning in the background in an open field
No logic
Warm regards being friendly means hot would have to be very friendly
“Nooooo you can’t ask questions and answer them honestly!!!!”
Why won't he just do it himself
anyways Goodnight fellow 
You can, its just that no one fucking cares
Gn
flaming regards
👋 
Cause it's a cia agent posting it and he would be out of a job.
Cia is severely underfunded
They couldn't kill trump 3 times
“Attached is an explosive”
This is a joke!!!!
You see they thought incorrectly, they thought it wouldn't work as we all think there will be no more prophet after Muhammad PBUH, however since most of thr taliban are retarded it prolly would have worked

I want to replace this liquid with cyanide and drink it all in a go
If the cia was in their prime like the JFK era it would be a different story
The CIA couldnt kill castro so they killed jfk instead kek
That was a joke
thank you ted kacynsky or whatever your names spelled
There is no joke when its true
Stupid polish name
Yeah in 2022
Rest in piss
Rip gang
rip mailman of the year
Bro died very sad
Great mathematician
why you lie to me on the interwebz
My b
He would hate exactly this
The industrial revolution is bad
My solution is murder :D
Yes which is why im posting it lol
Clever chap
Spicy take
Spicy take: dont subject people to government experementation without their consent
I like to put regards at the end of my emails because I don’t know how else to end emails
I should be able to kill my opps of i want to thats the beauty of the united states 🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅
Where are the mcfucking units
George carlin once said “if I say or do something you don’t like, you should be allowed to kill me”
L take
104 "fuck thats hot" sir
@tight rune
Ofc you like Carlin
one day a typo will fuck your life up lmao
I find it funny how most people ignore how he got into i think UC berkely at like 16 and got mind fucked by mk ultra experimentatiob
Redditor comedian for redditor
would be much cooler if it wasnt ai
Ted was actually really smart if he wasnt he wouldnt have graduated at 16 and started going to a top college
funny picture who care
eh its not that funny
Smart people dont send explosives in the mail trying to stop technology
Also i was wrong he graduated at 15
xal just mad he cant send pipe bombs
This goes hard
Government kidnapping people and stuffing them with drugs in an attempt in mind control is a good thing, actually
That was only after he got mind fucked by mk ultra
thats what im saying
Mk ultra isn't real ur crazy
Okay xal
Psyop
Yeah I can? Wdym
Ill take your word for it
check your mail
Agent

Thankfully I am very particular about editing and revising and proofreading
Stfu
no
:(
just for that
im giving her big boobs
It would be funny to say at the end of a customer service email
“Re*ards, my name”
I mean
T and G are very close together
Would be very easy mistake to make
Get tf out
So true
never
battle tits
31 years old btw
That one sports team post that accidentally spelled out the hard r in the word "nuggets"
ok and?

Putting words in my mouth lol
ill put dick in your mouth if you want
putting tits in your mouth
I wonder what would happen if your parents saw your message history...
What parents
I am NOT touching this
hmm wonder what yours would say..
Teaching them early
They would be proud lol
"By the Rings Tone, we need to whack this fucking guy!"
Its a truthnuke
99% of the time i dont post retarded things online
The 1% is when i get racist
My DUI infraction list is insane
What do DUIs have to do with racism
Is that like when Shane Gillis said racism is a spectrum
You get cut off in traffic and get some slurs slip
My uncle let slip a few ard Rs when a fellow sailor nearly rammed our battle barge (car)
The hard R was ARRRRRR MATEY
Mods can see your deleted messages
Dummy
I'm explaining my dui
Honestly thats based
We almost got into a fist fight with that guy too
Road rage in America is risky
He was like drunk asf and following us after we callrd him out on him nearlt ramming into us at 80 mph
Is it true in America basically theres no way to avoid a criminal charge if you show a gun but dont use it? Even in self defense
This was being repeated in my ear the entire time
That can't be true right?
Depends on your state but yes brandishing is still a charge
But thats retarded
like
It is
If its a justified use of a gun
And you pull it out
the guy starts running
You can't shoot him in the back either
I think rhe idea is your only pull it out if you wanna use it THATS RETARDED
Tf do you do then
Prolly start blasting when they get inside their car and dont immediately drive away
Yeah if someone brandishes a gun at you and you dont immediately bail you're literally asking to get into a gun fight
BEWARE FEMALE PASSENGERS TOO if you decide "if this asshole tries to open my car door or break my window im shooting him" and you pull it out your passengers gonna say smth stupid like "dont pull out that gun" hella loud
And thus you get switch cheesed as your opponet had full range of mobility and you're still seated in your car seat
Nah you're going to prison
You could just drive away then
are all of you still mentally regarded
@dreamy flax who is more evil , Randy Pitchford or Neil Druckman
I don't care about your pointless debates over who might be more "evil." Both of these guys have their own shortcomings. Just pick a side and move on with your life. It's not like their actions are going to change your reality. Enough with the theatrics.
fuck you xela
Fuck you, you rat
are you hopelessly unhinged, all americans are, this is satire, or all of the above?
double the trouble ayyyyy
blurry boy is it normal for civilians to play out the fucking shootout scenarios in their head while they drive around?
yeah
nono you're one of the definitely unhinged ones too
people who make guns a big part of their identity spend all day fantasizing about using them in self defense, fantasizing about being the victim of stupid laws, or fantasizing about shooting atf agents
I'll wait for musical boy's popinion
intentional
stole it somewhere long time afo
me gaming on the SnailC
i wish you all a skibidi day
when am i not here


