#🎪bruh-fart
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People who have cocks long enough
You clearly never experienced this
SIR YES SIR
oorah
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done
One of the birds of all time
people who move out of Chicago buy this bird to fall asleep to familliar sounds

We should do a BL2 playthrough together before inevitably having schedule conflicts that cause it to go nowhere
Wish you could own one
Do that in South-America and people start blasting instinctively
They are intelligent and very respectful
they look like nice fellas
but very loud
amish gen z kid named skibidiah

Scientists have bred woolly mice on their journey to bring back the mammoth. https://ti.me/4i6lHdM
oh my goodness gracious
hi twink @tidal trellis
IM STUDYING SHOO
Roundhouse an omori fan, twist omori fans heads off, catapult omori fans into the sun
osaka alt what are you doing here

youre right
it all makes fucking sense now
nice try
just drank a protein shake and ate a banan
i dont know shit about guitars
FUCK!
Wanna learn today? 
no
Why are you posting attention whore egirl stuff
stress relief otherwise I am about to commit warcrimes
trust me it's better this way
meanwhile
Sire, may I provide an answer to your query
yes
this you?
black hole sun?
Basil
hamster with extra steps
got twink
The vile xenomorph:
Ham I swear to god

yeah, absolutely lost in the sauce
add some muesli and yoghurt for taste
mmmmh
me
I got so tired of cleaning the blender that I just drank water with the protein powder
rancid sensation but quick way to get protein in
like dry scoop it or?
put it into a cup of water
hamster with extra steps?

oh my goodness gracious
75% discount on kcd1
freaky rat
Say thank you - little german boy with a lolipop
Doom goes to 'Nam.
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This is ...
the minion one is fucking great lmao
based
"Please stop i find it funny ur not insulting me so stop"
No one thinks memes are funny buckaroo!!!
Can confirm
"Please stop asking about my dream job i would never dream of working"
Floof
winter myshinka
Fake
very good for cleaning kitchen surfaces
Man in labcoat holding them that means its actually real
gaze upon mammoth mice in silence, furry
i said it once but i'll say it again
you sound like a flat earther
hamster with extra steps
You think the earth is flat?
bro he said 1 word

you're probably the guy who thinks all asians look the same
Thats how you know hes seething tho
I think the earth is a disc being held up by four elephants on the back of a turtle
What is this
The only thing rent free in my head is the brain worm eating my motor functions
scientists are aiming to create mammoth exactly for that, to create another planet for colonization
Fucking moron its a cone
rfk log off

And mount everest is the peak
Really fucking kute?
What about the other mountains
Awww thank you xal
Those arent real
But is Mount Everest full of stars?
i meant RFK Jr.
They're illusions
From what
@solar coral
Really fucking kute jr omg xal wtf
kill yourself

The furry who invented military exoskeletons i think
brotha that's what i use to wash my back in the shower
cute cat
camera way too close
thats better
Why do cars do this
silly guy
idiot cat
Skype
I wonder what was going through the head of the artist that designed the samsung embarrassed emoji
Ketamine prob

Hammering a screw? How queer
What is the Vaporeon in the other Pokeball doing though
a queer? how queer!
holy, nicotine lootboxes
False, don’t open the door at all, just shoot multiple times through the door. Opening the door invited unnecessary risk.
it asserts dominance
See, this is the right idea. I personally prefer using my Browning M2, and if that fails, one of my seven spare Browning M2’s.
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
The future is now old man, everyone has at least four Browning M2's in their house
Grapeshot cannon > browning m2
I saw this the other day
god bless instargam
I can smell those comments I can visualise them in 4 dimensions
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ionelule, trebuie sa coacem
🤨
what, this is brainfart, all languages are allowed
Jesse Omroz si Walter Alb

nu mai este walter alb, este direct walter cenușa
Cenusa Prinde-le - protagonistul Pokemon
inloc de a face metamfetamină ei pur si simplu topesc cupru pentru a fi turnat in forma de fir
They are stealing the memes
adevarat , n-au nevoie de sistem de filtrare scump cand au catalizatoarele de la masini
ya
They are stealing brainfart
Stefan cel Mare , Voievodul Romaniei ! URA URA
pai, daca un catalizator e 2000 de lei sau chiar mai mult, cand vreo 20 grame de metamfetamina e undeva pe la 80 de lei
YO YOO YOO
what
inhale
the furniture started floating man
OOOOOOOOOOBAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
de unde știai
bro stfu
⬇️
Stephen the Great, Voivode of Romania! HURRY HURRY
nu le am cu drogurile eu m-am oprit la bautura
⬇️
How did you know?
și eu, doar am estimat prețul
eu cel mai mult sunt manufactor de droguri ca stiu destula chimie
Ha! Moldovan
these 2 are at it the building started floating because of them
now you die
Bro Moldova might speak Russian soon as official language pls

moldova is NOT connected to romania
listen
I really want to belive the michael obama theory
moldova is a leech
It would just be so fucking funny
is that macedonia is bulgarian
what theory
AAALOOO
5.80 for a bar of chocolate
KINDEERRR
ce vremuri baaaaaaaaaa
toate sunt scumpe , o mana si un picior pentru o ciocolata
pa bune, dar ar fi fost cel mai bine daca si prețuri erau ca pe vremuri
Pula 
aproape 1 euro drq
dar ce vorbim ca si o sticla de suc s-a facut 10 lei +
adevaraaat , inghetata aia Nestea la 1 leu
cand gaseai 1 leu pe jos erai barosan
cu ciocolata pe afara si interioru cu vanilie inauntru
well that answers that question
pe vremea cand lumea chiar se apleca sa ia banii dp jos
we stole it
ba, nu se aplecase nimeni sa ia 50 de lei
nimenea
erau pe jos
acu cateva saptamani
bungas
leul a devenit ca banii de monopoli
valorosi daca te joci jocuri cu ei
nu ne bruia discutia ocupatule altfel te pedepsesc cu 10 minute pauza
o sa fur pamantul
le boiolé deour asholé
voi fi cryon care a furat si vandut pamantul
sorry sir I have no money to share goodbye
📚 Yank
- A term used by the British to describe all Americans.
- A term used by American [Southerners] to a. describe Union Forces during the [American Civil War]; b. Post Civil War reference to Americans from non-Southern States.
- Slang for male masterbastion.
- A term to describe pulling something very hard and fast (see [number 3])
LMAO
Doamne Fereste si Apara
I look away for ten minutes and come back to this
invazia română
That mishelle is obama's highschool friend that transitioned
oh this nonsense again
it always amused me because despite how absolutely any american president should be definitely having some dirt around him
the internet in its stupidity hasn't conceived anything better than "YO WIFE SO UGLY SHE A MAN"
are you implying they get rich and famous in politics nowdays withotut having dirt ???
You are Russian btw
internet cannot comprehend women that are ugly existing so they call them trans
sorry I don't speak romanian
real
In Russia Diesel fumes are cleaner than politicians
Trans or ugly eastern european, call it

god bless the us
there is no such thing, east european women are gorgeous
Iedy, got a second?
He is right with this one
Хочу альтушечку
teachers don't count in this one do they?
Blur , end it
Oh they do
Math teachers now versus the one i have
All my english teachers in school were good looking
Heh , same
Ironically, my best English teacher that i learned a lot was 62 years old and died of a heart attack mid semester


My math teacher was really good
rip, hopefully shes up in heavn
time to traumatizet Brainfardt
1 in a million
sadly in my school we had no good looking teachers
everyone looked like a ran over dog
we had a hot as fuck 21 year old as our english teacher
it is what it is
I mean she looked like that
But she was a good teacher and a nice person
She really liked our class
I mean my colleague from previous school was 35 with 2 kids
Everyone from 4th grade to 8th graders + me and the PE teacher were thirsting
woman looked fine af

💀


the whole school is crazy
it was full of gypsies thats why i feel lucky i moved to a city one
ngl i couldnt have handled another year there

how many belongings you lost in that old one
love the grindset @uncut yew
i didnt cause i never brought anything in , but there was one time two 8th grader gypsies skipped the first classes to sell a stolen bike from a neighbour and they got caught
police brought them in
cinema
mortii lor de prosti
retardații
I got my bike stolen in 8th grade and I still think about it sometimes
man fuck those guys
eu care sunt aproape de țigani, ce sa mai zic, am alergat dupa unu care mi-a furat trotineta
și tot l-am prins
Starts with N ends with S
is going to be the biggest response
🇫🇮 💪 🐻
It looks like a fucking bicycle seat
You should see some of the ways people start DMs with us, real single digit IQ stuff sometimes 
Imagine an adult man walking into a day-care, walking up to the nearest employee and saying "booboo" and showing off a small papercut on his index finger by shoving it into the face of the employee. That captures the essence. Alternatively they just scream in Russian.
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@wraith ingot
THIS BOSS IS A FAAAKE
hi twink @tidal trellis
ok vegan
get doxxed loser
yummy yummy yummy
yummers
not good enough cook it more
that looks like a shoe
Carcinogenmaxxing
Mmm.... Leather ...
I'm glad I don't
this you
cat butt straw
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messi up to no good
Thenazipropagandaiscrzy
what
pmc
when the impostor is sus meme
politicians dont care about normal people
unless you like
kill them
woah who knew
idk i think its chuddy to post things like that
man who hates my fucking guts and wants less taxes is now taxing me and 99% of all people more
man who makes more than 70% of all citizens pays no taxes cause idk
oopsie
who nutted on the king
Bro has a .50 in his door 😭
Ew gross, glaze on cheese pizza? The hell?
Glaze goes on cinnamon sugar
Rev up the Bugatti ueyyyyy
yes...glaze
@narrow lotus birb

alt osaka postin again
so
why the fuck is this shit behind a paywall to download a doc file
so stupid
i refrain from elaborating further
Ищу русскую девушку
the chairman himself
Dolan Dramp
he ate trump
Trump if he was allergic to spray tan
who's this bum ass
A real man
Restored footage from the gun camera of a USAAF pilot Capt Raymond R Withers' P-51 Mustang, showing a dogfight with a German Messerschmitt Bf 109. The footage shows the Bf 109 attempting to evade or outrun the Mustang. Eventually catching a burst of 50 cal to the wing which causes so much damage the wing blows off.
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There is a surprising amount of WW2 footage
Surprisingly good quality too :0
i wish there was more air to air footage from world war 2
its so PEAK
Gary Numan On Songwriting & Not Learning Theory
Ah the good side of the mh community
A lot of German cockpit footage was burned by the soviets
I've watched multiple though a skilled pilot taking out a bombers engines with well placed 20mm bursts, and even a ground attack run the legendary 75mm duck plane
What do you think about this sentiment
music theory is for NERDS
australiancunt., your new nickname is Hopeless
I hit drum, it make sound, I happy

@placid sail
oh yeah?
ya know what
big dingle check
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the other breaker tripped
fuck
FUCK
house fire imminent
here
we're so back
Why muted 
j.d vance
he did an osaka
he dmed me he said "i knew
"

slander
Smh traitor
i have un deniable proof
doctored photo
nuh uh
they removed my nitro
discord hooked me up with the free 2 weeks to get me addicted
?
it was delivered


hey man if iedy didn't see it no one would've knew
gonna triple check every post on facebook from now on
@heady crow
that's just like your political opinion man
I saw atleast 30 variations of him
Holy Shit
a new era of memes
taking "america is a fucking joke" to a whole new level
small lizard critter is one of my favorite archetypes
you might be a furry
i have no idea what this one is referencing
a guy with their cock out

Dick Vance
jacking dick vance
kobolds are funny
deleted what 
and yes i am
go cook
someone make jd vance the funger guard with the huge fucking stinger
I cant I gotta leave in 5 min
my paint skills are not that high
rude bwoy do I get lamb bhuna at the indian restaurant tomorrow or should I get something else
lamb good

Come on

Its clean now
i remember that pic
schizophrenia
iedy take your meds
me when i travel back in time to meet my great grandpa named wee, but i accidentally teleported into dave diddler's house
how about u fuck outta here ezoni

the fuck going on in my fyp
very quick tutorial
in theory couldn't you have a super basic and shitty trigger made out of just a piece of metal and a rubber band with a tack in it or something
pull trigger, releases rubber band
Something is.. Amiss

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this is absolutely horrid
hearing about some of these recipes
virgin boy piss eggs
that's insane
chinese three penis liquor
stag semen beer
BEAVER ANAL GLAND SCHNAPPS
ttongsul is absolutely vile. fermented child poop wine
Thanks For Posting this Cognito Hazard
I Cannot sleep now
Actually got Psy damage Irl Now
watched the video its a homemade welrod
it actually shows how to make it though theres no measurments and its sped up with some phonk music in the background
you wanna see some cool homemade guns though check this out
I made a homemade shotgun modeled after Johnathan Browning's Harmonica Rifle. Johnathan Browning was the father of his famous son John Moses Browning. His rifle got that name because his 5-round magazine reminded people of a harmonica. My magazine holds 8-rounds.
Kojima holding a .38 to del Toro's back
The first woolly mice have been breed, putting us closer to bringing back the woolly mammoth from extinction solving global warming.
and 3 pieces of toast with banana on top
i was expecting herbert to join it and then all the chris's do that scream that chris does during that AI generated family guy 9/11 episode
and i added coffee seasoning (chcolate pellets, cinnamon pelletes, sugar) into the banana

What mammoths even bring to the table in that sense
Is it the tech to restore organisms from the brink of total void
woolly mammoths knock down trees and stomp around, it will lower the temperature of the earth
woolly mice ---> ????? ---> woolly mammoths!!!
Tbh they plan not to bring a 1:1 recreation but a replica of a mammoth
@stone blade @river zealot
Chugged half a liter of coke in the middle of the night once
Best thing i ever had

farken ciggie butt brain bryan
📚 british
Good people that have my respect any day. Any of [my fellow Americans] who [trash talk] the UK can go to hell. Likewise for any brit who trash talks Americans. Only uneducated and uninformed people(s) trash other nations people. It's okay to speak out against the government, but the government and people are too separate things. Usually these people who trash talk have never visited the other country, thus they judge their whole opinion on [skewed] media and television.
📚 Real / reɪ'ɑl
- Being or reflecting the essential or genuine character of something
- Used as intensifiers;
real' is sometimes used informally forreally'; `rattling' is informal - Capable of being treated as fact
- Having substance or capable of being treated as fact; not imaginary
- Any rational or irrational number
📚 real
essentially you say this when you relate to/agree with someone or something. its similar to for real (fr) in the way that people would say “i insert action here fr” on tiktok and twitter. it is said in the comment sections of tiktoks or in the [repost] messages of reposts you find on your for you page ([fyp]) on tiktok.
[TL;DR] when someone says something you agree with you would respond with “real”.
where are their tusks. their tiny toothpick tusks. get out of my office and don't come back without tusk
unironically how does it get so bad you have to smoke an entire pack at once
yes
at that point just smoke crack clearly nicotine aint doing anything for you anymore

hell yea
2028, canadians and russians will be riding woolly mice
@stone blade @narrow lotus ALOOOO
yoooo
send this guy to the 3rd circle of hell
The hell guy reminds me of that boss in isaac
The one that throws bombs and goes into the holes
Loki i think
Yeah its very good
Good
Kot
now you know
I had Revo with the Same taste but it was less sweet
peepee pisspiss drinker

little kidneystone peepee boy
I rememeber my mom being furious not cause i got 4 but cause she knew the teacher and was a cunt
mine would be happy when I got a 4
Yeah think ive seen that. Im kinda suprised its not atleast somewhat hydraulically assisted
@grizzled meadow
this is like watching patrick nail a board to his forehead over and over again every day
fuck I'm tired
gotta drink some energy ahhh much better
FUCK I'M EVEN MORE TIRED NOW
Shut yer trap
aye
Only tired in the morning my great sire
that's just called being sleepy if it happens in the morning!
Mi gwan bredda how come you went back to pirate life
@slender rock @river zealot @stone blade
dar be bombaclaat treasure out on de sea
seen ?

Images you can hear
The sad reality
I dont wanna accept it
Inject caffeine straight into my veins in the morning
you can do a little morning workout and that sad reality immediately disappears
I have a big morning workout
I wake up and i immediately have to go to phys therapy
and that still doesn't wake you up? do you have a proper breakfast?
I feel physically awake but mentally tired
If you know what i mean
Dont really eat breakfast
No time really
ah
bro
im watching the recap of the first time kanye went mental
when he went on alex jones
that time
and i didn't know
that in the famous clip of "i cannot say the nationality of the doctor... it was a jewish doctor"
or should i say infamous clip
i didnt know he also held up on his phone a picture of the happy merchant meme

You should keep yourself safe 

@narrow lotus @heavy peak @pale ingot @river zealot
NOT THE PLUSHIE

SAMEEEEE

Morbing idioto
❤️

Blonster Juiced
monitor propped up on the keyboard box 
I enjoy my cold brewed coffee as we speak
i dont drink piss juice
Yeah, because it's the "don't piss" drink juice 
Hope that helps
I used to heat water for my coffee before but at some point I became extra lazy I made the coffee and just put 2 ice cubes inside
the petrification potion
I brew mine 
and maybe fanta
I buy speciality and grind it at home
@heady crow you use any hair styling, white boy?
oh youre one of those coffee snobs
Yeah, but not the hardcore kind
The priciest thing I own is hand grinder that cost me 50$
can you grind weed in it?
You could
But not sure how good of a grind it would be
For that I have normal grinder 
Is weed legal there in bulgaria
its not
there be treasure
but people dont care
stole your booty, scallywag. get fucked
Same
shiver me bussy
booty in bio
Don't believe me? Check your brig..
Back on his nefarious shit
If I get a dream like this id be happy cause I would understand that I have an actual aspiration
You did pirates already
Shut up https://open.spotify.com/album/1BykQV2nA2F8zXzsUJ6DQ2?si=e1c4e67ceba84d65
summer white girl music is playing
It's just inna tho
the incomprehensable need I get to buy an e60 m5 after listening to this album
Where more white girl music
Port wench took the rum money 😔
SHUT IT

aye...
Work hard and you shall receive
My photo gallery recognised ryan gosling as a person and now I have an automatic collection of memes with him
Me too 
Nah i dont, it naturally swoops back when its long enough and usually its short enough to not need anything
I mean if I post one of the memes I send to @river zealot I get insta banned
Awooskha
we dont hair style we let out hair grow out like real men
buy cheap shampoo its enough
last time iedy saw me I had small beard now I look like fucking zz top
@glad carbon
Just do a super set and move to the next machine
Nah, i prefer it short which i usually cut and maintain myself

hey hey people
Baked french potatoes
We call them
I have some left over from yesterday
Probably gonna finish them today
where did you even find hell in ukraine
Its in every shop
They got a lot of them
Fucking martians are writing this code who named variables globring and globobs
its a damn good drink
Hell, burn, non stop are the most popular ones
big cans dont have much variety sadly
There is also "Воля" but idk never had it
hell is hungarian
I wish we had non stop here 😭

Strikes me as a cheap ukrainain made one
Do you have tiger
Mongoloids
FREEDOM MENTIONED
RAHHHHHHHHHHHH
jk
non stop is the one associated with Stalker 2 or somthing?
yes
Started using hair paste cuz my hair is all fucky wucky
And wont stay in one place
Yeah
are you growing it out artyomka
I think i sent photos where i had the stalker styled one
That's cuz you have to train your hair iirc
How fucky wucky?
posted this a long time ago
My dad's hair just naturally goes into that one hair style he likes
And since I never ever brush my hair
??

okay









