🎪bruh-fart

[narrow lotus]

[slender rock]

Gah

Eugh

screams

[river zealot]

Yeah this guy has 8k

And he wonders why he cant get any bitches

[narrow lotus]

Blur choked on that cock

[fast wasp]

I think it only truly becomes unattractive when it’s paired with being chronically online

[narrow lotus]

I mean if u are a weirdo thrn u are a weirdo

Nobody likes that

Friends , women , men , dogs , God

So dont be a weirdo

[ancient barn]

tfw you have to go outside into shops or talk to people to play the game

[fast wasp]

Yeah, most people out there have nerd hobbies or are dorks in their own way, just don’t be weird and most people will never give a shit

[fast wasp]

relatable

[fast wasp]

scary

if I go outside I lose the comfort of my courage the cowardly dog plush

[placid sail]

hostage situation 😔

[placid sail]

also sorry for your condition 😔

[ancient barn]

[ancient barn]

what tf

take that back or i'm throwing the bucket of dice

[placid sail]

yeah yeah go drown your sorrows in painting Fulgrim's crotch or something

[ancient barn]

only thing that matters iz orkz

[wooden surge]

Where's your Stompa

[ancient barn]

woe, dice upon ye.

[ancient barn]

i'm too broke for a paint brush rn, let alone any models.

[slender rock]

it would be better if they were d20s

😠

[ancient barn]

all we need is d6

[wooden surge]

Do it like the one orkz dude I seen on IG, weld them from scrap metal

[ancient barn]

its the only thing we roll in 40k

[slender rock]

i refuse

[placid sail]

too difficult for wh tabletopers

[ancient barn]

bruh

[slender rock]

fucking weak

[placid sail]

all the brain juice already spent on managing and positioning their plastic fortune on the table

[ancient barn]

well we also got a shit ton of abilities spread out through out our army

for example.

[river zealot]

Why is busy so mad about table toppers

[wooden surge]

You try to argue with bz you know that?

[ancient barn]

start of the movement phase my gretchin roll a d6 and on a 4+ they get me a command point i can use for shenanigans

[placid sail]

just as an exception, I'll clarify for you, smalltyom: I actually play dnd myself and don't mind wh. it's what we call a little bit of trolling

[naive bison]

i am eating

delicious cracked pea soup

:)

[ancient barn]

argue?

i'm just happily talking about 40k rn

[placid sail]

Tau are better than you and you know it

[ancient barn]

i've fought tau a good amount

[narrow lotus]

@stone blade @river zealot

Busy dissapointed it wasnt breast milk

[ancient barn]

all this spotting and greater good stuff only to get walked up by a boy with a rusty choppa and chop down a battle suit because he believes the choppa can go through it.

[wooden surge]

Continue to do so

And god forbid you from getting 3d printer

[ancient barn]

hmmm

[river zealot]

Hate me all you want but white monster is kinda ass

[fast wasp]

I play dnd and I DO mind wh, I am actively praying on the downfall of every player ever

[river zealot]

And normal is too sweet

[ancient barn]

honestly tho

why?

[placid sail]

Farsight would like to have a dance with your green ass

[river zealot]

Infact im gonna have a white monster later to remember the taste

[ancient barn]

hold on let me pull up his statline

[river zealot]

So i can tell you that its ass

[fast wasp]

I actually don’t mind, but I’m still praying on ur downfall

[ancient barn]

well, to make you feel bad. i pray you find absolute contentment and find true purpose.

[fast wasp]

as you should be

[narrow lotus]

American

7 OZ

[river zealot]

Ton

I cant do it anymore Ton

[narrow lotus]

P!monday

[foggy mantle]

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[fast wasp]

as the rightful ruler of all mankind and lizard person kind, everyone should be praying for my success until I am crowned king of earth

[naive bison]

btw racist aah company name

[narrow lotus]

Everyday we stray from God

[slender rock]

choob

[placid sail]

I like your words magic man

[ancient barn]

[placid sail]

oh he has a dawn blade, but counts as a greater good faction

[ancient barn]

it actually doesn't look like he has that ability

nvm

its 1 am

[placid sail]

ah wait nvm they accounted for his bit of trolling

[ancient barn]

brain is footsloggin it

ain't speedfreekin

[hazy finch]

[slender rock]

PISSING RAIN

[ancient barn]

ye, they try to be lore accurate but its def not 1to1 here

[hazy finch]

i got work on that wednesday too

[ancient barn]

ghaz is THE ork character.

[placid sail]

vicariously I live while them townfolks die

[quartz ridge]

I stopped playing 40k when they neutered SOB and astrum militarum

[eager igloo]

Back in work to look at a shitty, unoptimised and uncommended code after a week of digging through vintage story beautiful source code

[quartz ridge]

Im a horus heresy enjoyer now

[eager igloo]

[hazy finch]

it seems it gets better from there though (all days after next friday are below 25C)

[slender rock]

Black
Then
White are
All I see
In my infancy

[quartz ridge]

If i got into IT i would be shamming so hard

[slender rock]

Gek

Alo

[quartz ridge]

Hello blur

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/laser-beam-gravitational-beam-emission-gbe-beam-gif-26277087

[slender rock]

BEAM!

[quartz ridge]

BEAM

[slender rock]

BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/mcgee-sacramento-kings-light-the-beam-kings-win-gif-12835813642761934441

[ancient barn]

rn they are pretty fucking strong

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/light-the-beam-domantas-sabonis-starting-5-purple-beam-sacramento-kings-beam-gif-10805544881877440292

[ancient barn]

and sisters might be getting something soon

[placid sail]

the altar of lean

[quartz ridge]

Astrum militarum has been made so that you can only use certain units that have special equipment / heads

Its retarded

[ancient barn]

wdym

[placid sail]

is there a playable ordo sinister in tabletop?

[ancient barn]

whats that again?

[placid sail]

ah you know, a personal regiment of Emperor's top secret giant ass titans powered by forbidden psycker-enchancing technology, powered by a bunch of bound and tormented alpha-level psyckers and piloted by a Null, which results in a skyscraper-sized psycker who also emits an aura of complete and utter terror

[ancient barn]

hmmm

[placid sail]

but judging by your reactions, it's not a thing

which is whack

[quartz ridge]

Arent those only used by grey knights

[placid sail]

nope, separate thing

[quartz ridge]

Like 99% of the cool shit tbh

I see

I would assume big E's super secret stuff would go to grey knights most of the time

[placid sail]

big E just have to have every secret and directly controlled powerful organisation at once, he can't help himself

[ancient barn]

there are the knights which are the warmachines.

is there any named things for this ordo sinister

[placid sail]

well uhh

shuffles papers

the king of terrors perhaps?

[ancient barn]

not seeing anything like that

seems very niche

[quartz ridge]

Ive literally only heard of psi titans twice

Once in this conversation and another time was like 2 years ago or smth like that

[placid sail]

you'd think a giant ass robot that induces a paralyzing fear in a span of a decent city and could level said city in seconds would be more noticeable

[ancient barn]

votann is the most recent faction with emperors children coming soon

[quartz ridge]

Is lucius going to be a unit in the EC

[ancient barn]

yes he is there

i almost had to play against him

[river zealot]

[ancient barn]

but then again

[river zealot]

Nerds

[ancient barn]

i had ghaz

ok bro

[placid sail]

ok if I can't play cool murder hobo titans

I choose the nameless king

wait no

silent king!

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/dan-hentschel-guy-drinking-guy-in-car-danghentschel-reaction-gif-4508293040296194934

[eager igloo]

Era Indomitus smells

[ancient barn]

c'tan

[placid sail]

fucking deviantart ass names

[river zealot]

@quaint ore ha, wotan!

[quaint ore]

Yes it is an actual 40k faction

Leagues of Votann

[placid sail]

mad because second imperium citizen

[ancient barn]

space dwarves

[eager igloo]

But age of sigmar smells even more

[quartz ridge]

Dwarve looking fellas

Literally deep rock galactic

[river zealot]

Children of wotan huh

No comment

[ancient barn]

there is the knights

[quaint ore]

WOTAN JUGEND HUH

[placid sail]

what doesn't smell for you at all aside from vintage story, you angry smelly rat

[quartz ridge]

Would be nice if they werent so expensive 🥀🥀

[ancient barn]

true

however you can just play them on tabletop simulator

[placid sail]

wowie. medieval titan chivalry militia from the local Dneprovsk of a planet. riveting.

[ancient barn]

alright i guess necrons appeal more

[quartz ridge]

I hope we see more of thr golden age of technology

[ancient barn]

not like i haven't krumped a good bit

[quartz ridge]

Its such a cool concept

[placid sail]

I SAID GIVE ME GIANT SOUL-SCORCHING TITANS OF HORROR

[ancient barn]

kek

[placid sail]

nope

[quaint ore]

There is 2 types of slavs in 40k

Soviet Red Army (Valhallan ice Warriors)

And the western slavs (Vostoryan Firstborn)

[placid sail]

never happening

[quartz ridge]

Because GW hates fun

[quaint ore]

Shishkebabing that T'au bitch

[ancient barn]

goes hard

[quartz ridge]

Imo prateorians are the peak guard faction

[placid sail]

because dark age of technology is only fun until it's an abstract age of technological wonder and horror, and because lore-wise it should be so insanely powerful there simply can't be any competition

unless your homebrewing ass would somehow add the old ones and necrons at the top of their power to the mix I guess

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-warhammer40k-vraks-siege-of-vraks-death-korps-gif-20931228

[naive bison]

stinkyyyyy

[quaint ore]

Imma be real

[naive bison]

crusty lil guy

[quaint ore]

DKoK is so over used it's fucking cringe

[placid sail]

hey man

[river zealot]

[placid sail]

the entirety of warhammer is cringe

you not cringing from one thing simply means you've found your own flavor of power fantasy

[quartz ridge]

Truthnuke

[ancient barn]

everything is cringe

but who cares

[eager igloo]

Stuff like a ship that's been working for 25 000 years and when you ask nicely it will destroy enemy fleet with a miniature black hole

[quaint ore]

The one issue I got with Death Korps of krieg is the same 3 fucking jokes

[quartz ridge]

Fr

[ancient barn]

muh shovel

[quaint ore]

like holy shit get a funny quotes book for once

[quartz ridge]

THEY ARENT SUICIDAL

THEY WANT TO DIE FOR THE EMPEROR BUT IN A USEFUL WAY

[quaint ore]

Reminder: they once got scared so bad that they killed their commissars to retreat

[quartz ridge]

EXACTLY

siege of vraks

Literally EVERYONE IGNORES THAT

Yes they have a undying loyalty but if they think their commisar is going to get them killed for no reason they will crashout like everyone else

[placid sail]

gaslight girlboss gatekeep (an entire planet into penitent servitude)

[quaint ore]

Krieg are insanely good at trench warfare, but they are extremely utilitarian and martyr-like, not fucking suicidal and idiotic

[quartz ridge]

Btw it was only really due to the fact that there was a huge counter attack by the vrakians which they didnt expect but still they retreat and are willing to blast commisars

[quaint ore]

lot of commissars end up being retards anyways

[quartz ridge]

Its a theme of how kriegers hate most commisars who arent from krieg because they know they will die for no reason

"Why sacrifice so many men to kill orks when you could have shot them with arty"

"Its because arty shells are valuable"

[ancient barn]

me fr

[quartz ridge]

If you ever make a krieg shovel joke near me irl i will beat you to death

[ancient barn]

ez way to get a krump going?

[quaint ore]

I like the old design of the custodes

[placid sail]

barely sentient balkan shrooms hellbent on eternal carnage being someone's power fantasy is beyond me

[quaint ore]

like WHY CANT WE GET MORE OF THAT

[quartz ridge]

THE ONLY REASON THEY BEAT THOSE CSMS WAS BECAUSE THEY LITERALLY JAMMED THEIR CHAIN SWORDS WITH HOW MANY PEOPLE THEY WERE THROWING AT THEM

[placid sail]

but it's probably because I'm not balkan

[eager igloo]

Balkan shrooms

[quartz ridge]

I liked it better when they were half naked and looked like they came straight out of jojos bizzare adventures

[ancient barn]

you probably forget i'm 🇺🇸

[quaint ore]

THIS IS THE SHIT

[ancient barn]

[quaint ore]

NOT THE GOLDEN RETARDATION

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/tts-custodes-pillar-men-gif-15519847

[quartz ridge]

Certainly makes them more menacing

[placid sail]

did someone say naked custodes

[quaint ore]

As they should be

[quartz ridge]

Custodes should never have gotten so watered down in terms of drip 🥀🥀

[placid sail]

you probably wished you were killing your balkan neighbors in seventh generation

[quaint ore]

They are not some honor guard, they are Emperor's personal defense and the men he refers to when he needs shit DONE

[ancient barn]

whatever that means lmao

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/emperor-text-to-speech-triumphant-arousal-custodes-gif-27361741

[quartz ridge]

Im so glad the custodian teleporting a nuke into the throne room was retconned

[quaint ore]

These are the fucks who will go through hell and highwater on his orders without a second thought

[ancient barn]

i think both have their spots but i agree with your take on the black custodes being much cooler

[quartz ridge]

💖💖

[quaint ore]

and will shove a guardian spear up a greater daemon's ass if demanded

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/tts-santodes-excitement-excited-thermic-reactor-gif-19902740

[ancient barn]

kek

[quaint ore]

this looks better

[ancient barn]

it is peak

if i were to paint them

thats probably the way

[quaint ore]

Shadowkeepers>>>>>>

I do not consider female custodes canon cause I dont want to think that emperor sees butch lesbians as peak human form

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/emperor-text-to-speech-custodes-erogenous-metaphors-gif-27361743

[quaint ore]

she looks like a fucking ork

[ancient barn]

slap a metal jaw on in photoshop

[quaint ore]

if she had a metal jaw she'd look better

this just looks like someone was drunk when sculpting her model

[ancient barn]

one like an ork or one like raiden from Metal gear

[quaint ore]

raiden jaw from MGS would 100% make her look better

would make sense for her to look like that

and would show that custodes can tank absurd punishment

[ancient barn]

where is it from anyway

[quaint ore]

the fucking

warhammer + show

i dont even remember how it's called

[grizzled meadow]

...okay, but Nvidia average FPS are higher in the video
I'm still missing something

[ancient barn]

hm, well i would say that one is not canon in my head anyway

[quaint ore]

yeah

[placid sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1270474121481814146/ezgif-4-8d8953bfa4.gif

[quaint ore]

"Everything is canon"

Ok then I will make consider that female custodes look actually good and appropriate for what they are, same as male.

[ancient barn]

chaplain do you play guard

[quaint ore]

too poor to play tabletop

and I live in Lithuania

so there is basically no one to play with

[river zealot]

@placid sail

[placid sail]

so half a palace worth of mute bald women is not a turn off for you

[ancient barn]

something to consider with the game i sent

[quaint ore]

Emperor is a homosexual misoginyst because only men receive his seed and all the women surrounding him dont talk

[ancient barn]

sisters of silence kek

all nulls and shit iirc

meaning they can kill daemons and shit but actually instead of just a warp banishment typical of a daemon death

[river zealot]

🤨

[ancient barn]

its a joke about adeptus astartes/space marines

[placid sail]

took you this long to figure out wh fanbase is ragingly homiesexual?

[eager igloo]

Weren't psychic nulls repulsive to be around

[placid sail]

correct

[naive bison]

small hungry stinky idiot

[placid sail]

so it's a whole campaign of bald, mute women that instinctively disgust anyone normal and bring acute and life-threatening pain to any psyker

[quaint ore]

Yes

[naive bison]

el gremlino

[placid sail]

so in other words

a regiment of twitter women

[naive bison]

[quaint ore]

[ancient barn]

battlewagons ingame are awesome

can hold 22 ork infantry models

[placid sail]

this boy longs to be a part of waaagh so hard

[placid sail]

it's okay brainfarters, scary warhammer creatures are gone, you can come out!

[naive bison]

why he sideway

[ancient barn]

i'm never gone, just dormant.

[naive bison]

is that allowed

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/beaverborn-timberborn-beaver-born-timber-gif-22854963

[naive bison]

what am i looking at

[eager igloo]

Bober

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/stachu-johnes-stachu-johnes-gif-18194881

[eager igloo]

I should kill my colleague

We've been waiting for that stinker for 2 hours so he downloads a game

After which he went "nuuuh gaem hard lets do tutorials first then we will play together"

[placid sail]

you expected him to immediately jump in?

[eager igloo]

Yes

We did in fact

[placid sail]

does he look like a real gamer™️ like that?

[eager igloo]

He's obese

[placid sail]

I'm at loss of words

https://tenor.com/view/twitch-rat-rigada-run-dokales-gif-17318963

[eager igloo]

Clearly I overestimated him

[placid sail]

this is some south park level shit

"you're black of course you can play bass"

[eager igloo]

We played civ 5 multiple times

Dickhead has probably 5k hours in paradox games

But a game thats literally civ with extra steps is too hard

[placid sail]

the most normie stable girl with a family and a child on its way I know played civ multiple times

[narrow lotus]

you will never see him open the game again

[placid sail]

civ is not at all paradox level autistic, it's pretty normie-friendly

[placid sail]

oh god

is she pulling poor guy into hearts of iron?

[eager igloo]

Is hearts of iron civ with extra steps?

No, we wanted to try out old world

I don't play paradox games

Except for magicka

[placid sail]

not at all, but you've just said you think being obese is a sign of being a gamer, so my expectations for your congitive abilities are already pretty low

[glad carbon]

hii menace

[placid sail]

old world...

hm

oh hey, another civ clone

interesting

speaking of civ clones

[eager igloo]

u just read the parts that suit you

You should be a helper

[placid sail]

it's funny how the entire short-lived legacy of the supposed civ killer called humankind was that the next iteration of civ would steal one of their mechanics

[narrow lotus]

that is such a busy moment

[placid sail]

ironic

[placid sail]

stay mad little guy

https://tenor.com/view/chonky-gif-17010233362517085999

[narrow lotus]

oh my god Conquest is here

[quaint ore]

[steel bone]

Can you explain what meme is this

[wooden surge]

No

[steel bone]

[wooden surge]

It's JD Vance

[steel bone]

Ah

[hazy finch]

https://x.com/Grrted/status/1897065488720781671

Garret (@Grrted) on X

Still thinking about the time I bought a figure of my roblox avatar and the company that made it posted this

X · Mar 4, 2025, 11:23 PM

https://tenor.com/view/serbia-gif-10490450246331073660

i keep getting serbia related stuff on my FYP

[wooden surge]

Based Serbia enjoyer

[fresh rose]

Glory to Serbia

[tepid pebble]

fuck serbia

[wraith osprey]

TAKO JE!!!!!!!!!

[tepid pebble]

wont elaborate further

but when you think about it, they acted so retarded that nato bombed them

[wooden surge]

[wraith osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-if-you-love-pedro-pedro-love-pedro-tough-guy-gif-17826582742245980615

[stone blade]

did you draw this shit?

https://tenor.com/view/scream-if-you-love-bulgaria-scream-if-you-scream-if-scream-scream-bulgaria-gif-17302763914499349828

[river zealot]

Do i look like i can draw

[river zealot]

Wait arent you serbian

[tepid pebble]

nah, we enslaved serbians and used them as soldiers

[wraith osprey]

Turk in channel

https://tenor.com/view/baka-mi-bye-baka-mitai-baka-yakuza-yikes-gif-16198663826791911797

[tepid pebble]

how nice that you instantly know

you know im pulling your leg right

[wraith osprey]

Yeah
Pulling my leg to Istanbul

[tepid pebble]

come breh ill order you kebab

i wish someone pulled my leg to belgrade

[stone blade]

you dont

[frail scaffold]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/910320933347131412/1346956300067536987/-8216791718931374315.mov?ex=67cabb0f&is=67c9698f&hm=1f3e301181cc036448ece0627cf55e4c3395c985839b5470784a573931e9f14e&

[eager igloo]

This doesn't look like a problem with shark cards so support won't care

[frail scaffold]

Support dgaf about them either

[stone blade]

playing gta v in 2025 is kinda sad ngl

[frail scaffold]

Wdym

They havent released another one

[stone blade]

idk I find it very boring

[frail scaffold]

2 friends in a public lobby fucking around is peak gaming time for highschool me

Holy fuck i was playing gta V in highschool

[green schooner]

@tidal trellis twink

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1345335328935903243/omori-miserable.webp

What do you want Charon!

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YtnQHHEzPI

[naive bison]

hes back

[frail scaffold]

Hes not dead

[naive bison]

mods

kill the guy above me

[eager igloo]

Damn, randomly remembered finale of cp2077 phantom liberty

[steel bone]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-meme-gif-1604373818055948736

[tepid pebble]

which finale tho

shit

[pale ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/706943077839011864/1311941606722637916/QGQ9ROD.mp4?ex=67c9e915&is=67c89795&hm=55d057b98bd2bbc777d3966bd942f69fab5f0bf259d9879da5632c48fc58cfc0&

[eager igloo]

|| I went with SoMi ||

[tepid pebble]

||i killed somi ||

[naive bison]

@eager igloo

you look like the oblivion one

[eager igloo]

Oof

[eager igloo]

Go away stinky

[tepid pebble]

i ||ended her misery , thats how i cope||

[naive bison]

:(

[frail scaffold]

Xal not stinky

Just russian

[tepid pebble]

oof

[naive bison]

what's that supposed to mean

[frail scaffold]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/910320933347131412/1347081895179063296/628193.gif?ex=67ca8747&is=67c935c7&hm=72225cdf5af1072ccc8a0455312a0c96f3047affa7b6de41f838a1e1ebc570f8&

[frail scaffold]

Genuinely IDK

[naive bison]

did it pass

[frail scaffold]

No

[naive bison]

👍

[frail scaffold]

I just say shit sometimes

Sometimes its funny

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/695022453021474860.png?quality=lossless&name=huntershruggy&size=48

[narrow lotus]

killed fucking idris

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1034272530850140250/1235526290384224266/FrqkdisWIAIv4m-.gif

V is fucked whatever happens in Cyberpunk

[frail scaffold]

Isnt that the point of a dystopian setting

[glad carbon]

star citizen mfs be like

[narrow lotus]

the "best" ending is the surgery one from the DLC where you become a normal non augmented human, at least u are alive , but V's personal goal was to become a legend or shit

however literally every other character 's story shows us why that is stupid and it will only lead to death

Johnny, David Martinez , Adam Smasher

[prime zenith]

spoilers

[narrow lotus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1327684252782952580.gif

[frail scaffold]

Lol

[narrow lotus]

my honest reaction

[naive bison]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/721898296771215414/1339295704698589194/fuelass.gif

[prime zenith]

my honest reaction spoiling peak

you should be banned

[frail scaffold]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1039161925331853365.gif?quality=lossless&name=Rat_reaction&size=48

[naive bison]

i cant even see his face

[prime zenith]

⭐

[narrow lotus]

[frail scaffold]

Take your mouse off it then

Smfh

[prime zenith]

then it says GIF

[frail scaffold]

Cant make anyone happy

[hazy finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1039161925331853365.gif?quality=lossless&name=Rat_reaction&size=48

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/reading-gosling-reading-blade-runner-gosling-search-ryan-gif-1080068411954777847

[hazy finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1039161925331853365.gif?quality=lossless&name=Rat_reaction&size=48

[prime zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/mouse-rat-stare-look-selfie-gif-17528653

[frail scaffold]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1039161925331853365.gif?quality=lossless&name=Rat_reaction&size=48

[naive bison]

i dont have auto play on

i cant see him then

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/clapping-hands-pepe-the-frog-smile-happy-clap-gif-17745411

[hazy finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1039161925331853365.gif?quality=lossless&name=Rat_reaction&size=48

el ratio

[hazy finch]

fuck i just said ratio not ratio

[prime zenith]

ratio not ratio

[wooden surge]

Cyberpunk

[frail scaffold]

Cyberspunk

[wooden surge]

Cybergunk

[frail scaffold]

Glunk

[hazy finch]

defective cybercock

[wooden surge]

Clunk

[frail scaffold]

Uploading "erectile_dysfunction.exe" to everyone in the bar

Netrunner

[wooden surge]

Spunkrunner you mean

Uploading furry_femboy_zip_bomb to your neuralink

[pale ingot]

the horrors

[frail scaffold]

A zip bomb would be funny cus all it'd do is just make them essentially freeze up

[pale ingot]

send this guy to the blackwall and have his consciousness melded into the infinite digital hellscape that is the old net

[frail scaffold]

Turn into a fent zombie

https://tenor.com/view/stuck-in-time-virus-boy-got-that-virus-that-boy-got-that-virus-stuck-stuck-gif-27603933

[pale ingot]

(light trolling)

[wooden surge]

That's the point

Then you lock him in a fridge

[frail scaffold]

Bro rebooting

😭

[wooden surge]

Hes got that virus

[hazy finch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTHBrcFP-sE
primitive blackwall

[pale ingot]

i should do a netrunner playthrough of cyberpunk sometime maybe

oh right it wasnt the firewall it was the blackwall 💔 i forgor

[eager igloo]

|| What's wrong with a trip through Soulkiller ||

[narrow lotus]

you die in 6 months anyway

or let johnny take over and you "die" anyway

[hazy finch]

i accidentally got this ending the first time i played cyberpunk
i thought those other missions were just side missions and was gonna do them later then i ended up shooting through arasaka and then it dawned on me that those were not sidequests

[eager igloo]

Not really, no

Not using spoiler tags smh

[narrow lotus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/929514117692268574/1321792540953022464/G.A.M.M.Aduckassfast.gif

[coarse bear]

Spoiling Poland's greatest export smh

[pale ingot]

how long has it been since the game dropped anyway

[coarse bear]

I've still not played it

[naive bison]

can't spoil alcohol, bud

[pale ingot]

lazy ass

bum ass

[coarse bear]

I bought it so a friend could play it through family sharing

Cause it's like 50% cheaper for me

[eager igloo]

Its called caring

[wooden surge]

You can skip the whole DLC storyline by accident

Dry ban the spoiling ones

[hazy finch]

i made a new game and chose the option to just start at where the dlc starts

[frail scaffold]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/832787397112102952/1347147559189086209/money_for_nothing.mp4?ex=67cac46e&is=67c972ee&hm=ed1df2cb43793710b9993d635a42da63be0f349d9b617ff81ada5f9fae2571ed&

[hazy finch]

cant be fucked doing the intro shit again

[wooden surge]

I just did it on my base game 100% save

[hazy finch]

i like the side missions where you just punch the shit outta people

its almost skyrim/fallout4 melee combat but way better

[eager igloo]

Speced heavily into agility

With a side of hacking and rifles

[wooden surge]

The boxing ones are goated

[frail scaffold]

When i want to play the game eventually i wanna do a cyborg ninja

[wooden surge]

Sadly gorillas trivialise them

[frail scaffold]

Grayfox type beat

[pale ingot]

oaoaoaoaoaoaoaooaoaoaoao

[eager igloo]

At the end you literally fly between people turning them into kebab

[hazy finch]

i just quicksave before the fights and spammed sandvestian as much as i could and just haymakered them a fucktom of times until they die

[frail scaffold]

Perfect

[pale ingot]

it goes hard

[frail scaffold]

Now i just need to look cool doing it

[pale ingot]

im pretty sure i did that

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/macaquinho-gif-17267953830504704456

[frail scaffold]

And im on pc so unlike my bitch ass friend i got MODS

[wooden surge]

You literally do the same but have gorillas installed, you win all of them without sandy. Bare the last one and Sasq

[frail scaffold]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/854898645979627570.gif?quality=lossless&name=abongoblob&size=48

[wooden surge]

Full on agility and cool and you can kill them with katanas/throwing knifes

[eager igloo]

Fist fighting that animals fighter was bonkers

[pale ingot]

i ran like

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-mgs-cyborg-ninja-fatalistic-make-me-feel-alive-again-gif-18137106

Me asf

[pale ingot]

pistols and snipers and whatnot

it went hard

[eager igloo]

It costed nothing so it was actual fun

I didn't save scum anyway

[wooden surge]

Sasquatch is based fighter

Never lost and when you win aganst her, she respects you

[eager igloo]

Wasn't sasquatch a boss at one level?

Its not the same one

[wooden surge]

Wait i mixed up names

[grizzled meadow]

@somber sandal
CP77

[pale ingot]

bro turned cyberpsycho 😔

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/vince-mc-mahon-walking-walking-out-walking-back-bye-gif-22873869

[hazy finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1039161925331853365.gif?quality=lossless&name=Rat_reaction&size=48

[pale ingot]

FALCOO NOO
DONT ABBREVIATE CYBERPUNK FALCOOOO

[eager igloo]

Rhino

[hazy finch]

GET OUUUTTT

[eager igloo]

Thats her name

[wooden surge]

Yeah

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/richtofen-cod-points-zombies-gif-15617219922460393769

[wooden surge]

Both are goated tbh

[wooden surge]

Palco how's cyber77 playthrough

[eager igloo]

Is it because they are massive muscular women?

[wooden surge]

Perhaps

[lusty sonnet]

Falco aint got no time for games anymore

A real snake

[wooden surge]

(also they just based)

[grizzled meadow]

Can't play anything right now

[wooden surge]

Woe, more free time on your hands

[grizzled meadow]

Not at all ahahahah

I'll probably start a new run in June when I'll get back home

There is a mod pack I want to install

[lusty sonnet]

[wooden surge]

Mans travelling

[hazy finch]

you should uh quit moderator and give me mod trust

[wooden surge]

Just mod Ted

[lusty sonnet]

We all know you're gonna struggle setting up the modpack and then abandon it

[grizzled meadow]

It's the opposite

I manage to install stuff, then abandon the game

[eager igloo]

Vro's gonna start selling gamma premium packs

[lusty sonnet]

KH modpack

Didnt you fuck that up?

[wooden surge]

Yeah I bet he's gonna do like 2-3 hours in and just drop it

[grizzled meadow]

No, just lost the saves because Windows shit, had to format

[pale ingot]

mod skyrim for 2 days straight and then play the modpack for a total of 2 hours type shit

[grizzled meadow]

This but with Morrowind

[wooden surge]

He's gonna delete every channel and leave only #casino

[lusty sonnet]

Bugiardo

[grizzled meadow]

I'm serious ahahahaha

I was at fucking Agrabah

[lusty sonnet]

Ok fair

[grizzled meadow]

Lost my saves

[lusty sonnet]

I'll believe you this time

[grizzled meadow]

Now I need to do everything from scratch, including the fucking spaceships travels

Or the Alice in Wonderland level

[lusty sonnet]

Wonderland is ez

Deep jungle parkour is something else

[grizzled meadow]

Fucking real

Those hippos or whatever happened there

[lusty sonnet]

And clayton's shotgun

[naive bison]

post the one with dr diddy

[grizzled meadow]

The lianas (DeepL moment)

[lusty sonnet]

Liane

[grizzled meadow]

Yes, in italian

[somber sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/vince-mc-mahon-walking-walking-out-walking-back-bye-gif-22873869

[wooden surge]

When new vote

[somber sandal]

sorry im trying to make minced meat pita

for my mom's birthday

[wooden surge]

Why not cake

[somber sandal]

too expensive

also wanted to do smth different

anyways back to the kitchen

🏃‍♂️ 💨

[lusty sonnet]

Oui oui je parle italiano

[wooden surge]

[heady crow]

Hey i was gonna say that

[lusty sonnet]

Can say it as well

[heady crow]

@river zealot

[lusty sonnet]

Oui oui je parle suomi

[heady crow]

Oui oui je parle italiano

[heady crow]

Ja ja, jag talar engelska

[lusty sonnet]

Knew you were a swede all along

[stone blade]

COCK

[stone blade]

is she restarted

[pale ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/706943077839011864/1328501640386314333/9152ce44c04349db16b27bf272a1b873.mp4?ex=67cad451&is=67c982d1&hm=31c98f6d6abc71c1f7221b77507868624ea96a7f85582af3f73cf98e43f7f8f8&

[stone blade]

SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

[frail scaffold]

SEXXOOOOOOOO

[wooden surge]

Don't worry bub, we can slowly mellow into it

It's a small price to pay so Palco can play some gaem

[pale ingot]

legalize nuclear bombs

[wooden surge]

Just to go back, ban some scrubs, just to then get demoted and banned

Peak performance

[fallow trellis]

Perfect Cell Theme on Loop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpkeAQG6kQw

[frail scaffold]

better yet, disappear into the woods

[wooden surge]

https://tenor.com/view/perfect-cell-balling-perfect-cell-dragon-ball-z-ballin-cell-ballin-gif-6400456760564649584

[naive bison]

vtuber trying to be funny

[pale ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/428684524868861953/1320891089758064751/XvReC2Bb.mp4?ex=67cad3f0&is=67c98270&hm=ea137ba073f8fa791211348feb7a07f388e7305450754c4afd439befc4989800&

[naive bison]

weird pedo bait avatars

mod check him pc

[pale ingot]

why my pc

[modern falcon]

whats up in the most saine place at gamma?

[pale ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/590182452706672643/1253761703330582599/7aa3a4ec10d8221f.mp4?ex=67ca8253&is=67c930d3&hm=294b53e7efc876794d657f4260c7c0c14fe4cc66e55ed61e2248ac58de3ae305&

[modern falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/james-franco-wait-what-wut-wtf-nani-gif-25479769

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/kcd2-kcd-kingdom-come-deliverance-discord-investigate-gif-12724251996629790693

hiii @edgy abyss @grizzled ingot

kcd 2 goobers

[naive bison]

ayo

[wooden surge]

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/kingdom-come-deliverance-kcd-kcd-2-bunny-attention-gif-16142439579934073168

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/big-trouble-if-i-speak-if-i-speak-i-am-in-big-trouble-speak-big-gif-23519858

[pale ingot]

freak on

[wooden surge]

Frotter paused the chat, boys had to goon one out

[glad carbon]

coop when

[wooden surge]

Im a lowly Bronze Beater

I don't want to tank your elo Grandmaster Gooner

[frail scaffold]

bronze beater

😭

[pale ingot]

emerald edgers in the chat

[primal rapids]

https://vxtwitter.com/Tet_dash_yu/status/1897095015412928906

[wooden surge]

[glad carbon]

beat dry, finish dry, thats the way you gotta do it

[wooden surge]

Poor Dry 😢

[glad carbon]

nah poor kreo

bronze beater 😔

ill carry

[wooden surge]

Bless

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/443522014934859787/712590133324677130/3wkA3fNnPFlU-hqX.mp4?ex=67cab547&is=67c963c7&hm=481cdc8daf3dce54868a20630cde159c6d35a1838a0768382185364ca7b61375&

[naive bison]

what did dry do to deserve this?

[hazy finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1039161925331853365.gif?quality=lossless&name=Rat_reaction&size=48

[pale ingot]

freak on

[wooden surge]

Guys I found video of @glad carbon

[edgy abyss]

I am SO fucking tired

[river zealot]

I am scared of her

Idk why

But i am

[pale ingot]

spidey sense

[glad carbon]

same

and i got another uhhhh

18 hours to go

[river zealot]

I imagine frota as a little orange kitty that needs protection

[tepid pebble]

there are people in this fucking channel right now, that says "activate windows" on their displays

are you fucking kidding me

[edgy abyss]

I participated today in a mass incident training with actual EMT people who came to help and act as first incident responders, while the students(me) had to carry the injured out of the incident area and provide first aid

we did that 3 times, from 9am to 14pm

[glad carbon]

[river zealot]

Maybe its all that twink energy waking up the parental instinct in me

[edgy abyss]

I am so fucking tired

[glad carbon]

what a handsome strong fella

[tepid pebble]

what a useful day huh

[stone blade]

wtf did I just read

[river zealot]

You heard me white boy

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-meow-are-you-kidding-me-are-you-kitten-me-right-meow-seriously-gif-27226081

what kinda rizz is that

[prime zenith]

I cant believe it

12C today

[edgy abyss]

it was, the experience was great and useful, just exhausting

[stone blade]

artem is fully embracing the pipeline

[tepid pebble]

was that a professional training for you or just general

[river zealot]

I aint no homosexual

[edgy abyss]

I'm trying to become a EMT myself, so if I pass the class, I can work as an actual EMT

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-disbelief-what-huh-gif-15892515

[naive bison]

[primal rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/340410957081870339/1347136441171447829/XA-3LZ8XHoZyaBmzyiQ3rSI4PycJaonj3PcN3BOlJO0RVSpJ_C0NGusM1uZIHDRIY6aige82tPoByAs640-nd-v1.png?ex=67caba14&is=67c96894&hm=aa2b6c4f4a777e094c0d13107dd766c65a8599ac86839dc9dd33f22b2052f631&

[prisma venture]

agreed

[tepid pebble]

i fucking want that

[coarse bear]

Just make it fit a Monster and Ivan will get it

[tepid pebble]

monster 🤮

[naive bison]

this emoji is blowing shrek

🤮

straight to the glurpin

[tepid pebble]

OH FUCK

NO

TAKE IT BACK

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[naive bison]

No.

[tepid pebble]

fucking cant unsee

fuck you

i just wanted to shit on monster drink

why have you done this to me

[deep topaz]

You're definitely going to harvest my organs

[edgy abyss]

atleast 2 of 'em

[tepid pebble]

repo man

[river zealot]

SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS

[tepid pebble]

I LIKE YOUR ASS

YOURE LYING MORGAN

[pale ingot]

show stolen kidney collection

[tepid pebble]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69FdCYGkss0&list=PLbKzMliZGLqt09LmEXnk2PgdGuaPSHrFR

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/kingdom-come-deliverance-kcd-kcd-2-bunny-attention-gif-16142439579934073168

[prisma quartz]

certified classic

[heady crow]

Your mentor?

[glad ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/520089238662807593/1347217054671048816/-5931323619751870973_120.jpg?ex=67cb0527&is=67c9b3a7&hm=3fcba82d056d3d69610ee59038f72dda49420e15cffb8537f439af6c646d418c&

[naive bison]

bro

listening to lowtiergod cry

i just heard him complain that people basically hate him but in the future end up agreeing with him

and the example he uses is him asking "what do black people offer to society in 2024?"

the only way people remember LTG fondly is if the 4th reich starts up?

[river zealot]

Shawty chose to be with a demon

Sounds like her problem to me

[grizzled meadow]

No mod for you

You are mod

[river zealot]

The duality of a man

[heady crow]

Mfs dont remember how aldo was moving on this server when there was no set rules list

[river zealot]

https://open.spotify.com/track/58cStsS5TiA8YqKDPXwRAL?si=OnhymPlDRga3OTYqwdvBGw @quaint ore

[narrow lotus]

p!ehehehe

[foggy mantle]

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[dreamy flax]

:flag_ua: Dnipro, Dnipropetrovsk Oblast, Ukraine, 49000

:clock5: 06 March 2025, 17:12 (05:12 PM)
🌍 UTC +2.0
🌇 Sunset

☁️ Scattered clouds
🌁 46% humidity
🍃 WNW 286° | 6.01 m/s wind
🌡️ 13.85°C (Feels like 12.85°C)
56.93°F (Feels like 55.13°F)

[river zealot]

Bro why is it so fucking hot

[solar coral]

"food on a grill turning into animals" hehe this is gunna get so many likes on instagram

[river zealot]

@placid sail Ton, i cant do this, Ton, please dont make me do this

!monday

P!monday

[foggy mantle]

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[river zealot]

16 fucking Celsius

I woke up all sweaty

I hate hot weather

Bring back winter

Gretta thumberg was right, climate change is upon us

[naive bison]

climate change is when 1 celcius

[deep topaz]

Idk if any of you have seen this but I think it was yesterday or the day before

Absolutely no humanity

Context: brain cancer survivor DJ, 13, given honorary secret service title

[placid sail]

mf this is warm

[river zealot]

Too hot

[placid sail]

wait

previously you were complaining it's too cold

and now it's too warm?

[river zealot]

I changed my ways

I am one with the cold

[placid sail]

this moody child istg

[tidal trellis]

Wha- WHAT IS THIS

WHY

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1135987620795658355/1345335349043527803/iwjlhhfeiab91.gif

I look in here for a second

[river zealot]

@placid sail

[river zealot]

@stone blade

[real tinsel]

it's you flop

that is you floppy boy

[tidal trellis]

No it isn't!

[real tinsel]

i'll give you 10 seconds

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1345335329288355882/omori-omori-sunny.webp

[primal rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/385701106035982348/1347028409280102460/VqXSSmQ.png?ex=67cafe37&is=67c9acb7&hm=85efcc3e0e6a563ac98d2513ae3644102d58c0145ce2b0c783b10447304e4d3a&

[real tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/miku-rule8-rule8-hatsune-miku-alkruhn-gif-7089686636519559385

[tidal trellis]

I'm not your butler, get ur beer urself

[real tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-diddy-pdiddy-hatsunemiku-miku-gif-7073440642099749548

[real tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-hatsune-miku-cry-about-it-gif-370731688579143979

https://tenor.com/view/teto-kasane-teto-teto-plush-kasane-teto-plush-crush-it-gif-16166927453889012815

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1135987620795658355/1345335844428316682/deadmoshi-kale-made-a-gif.webp

[real tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/neru-triple-baka-gif-4020195958583057836

https://tenor.com/view/anamanaguchi-miku-i'm-thinking-miku-miku-oo-ee-oo-うーいーう-gif-5046691342079042897

[river zealot]

All bark but no bite

[placid sail]

I'm eating doshiiiraaaaaak

I'm eating dooooooshiraaaak

yeaaaah yeaaaah yeaaaaaaah

[river zealot]

What they voided your pay for this month?

[placid sail]

on the contrary, thanks to the bonus I'm currently rich enough to buy Ted a small coffee at where he usually hangs out

can't mf like an instant ramen?

[narrow lotus]

he bites the pillow

[tidal trellis]

u sleep on pillows, not bite them

[glad carbon]

[tidal trellis]

what barbarian is biting pillows

[split canyon]

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[glad carbon]

ill make you bite yours

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1344220884205830244/what-was-that-for-wtf.webp

[tidal trellis]

I don't get it

guh?

[naive bison]

Bro I got a freaky ass ai video

https://youtube.com/shorts/Wfj4HXfarvs?si=PeYOD10hDyq5kMFj

As recommended

[placid sail]

froggert being his usual barely pretending to be civil and not a horny animal self

[glad carbon]

the joke is flop getting fucked

[river zealot]

Yeah it's better if you dont

[placid sail]

you love to see it

[tidal trellis]

EW EW NO!

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1135987620795658355/1345335794205982750/basil-omori.webp

[glad carbon]

[river zealot]

[tidal trellis]

I don't bite pillows I sleep on them!!

Goobers

[idle portal]

i sleep on two!

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/516504307902971904/1204076139694391347/caption-59.gif

[tidal trellis]

Well I use 2 for sleeping as well

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1135987620795658355/1345335841958137877/omori-basil-omori.webp

[idle portal]

what do you use the third one for though

[tidal trellis]

What third one

[idle portal]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-duck-gif-1363576254939741235

[placid sail]

the fever is finally here lesssgoooooooooooooooo

[stone blade]

@shell venture @river zealot

[primal rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/340410957081870339/1347219428105912340/image0.png?ex=67cb075d&is=67c9b5dd&hm=3f228ed97513e64e4e59d56453dd660582912f0a273426ff933c50b278368e80&

https://vxtwitter.com/bigwaynex/status/1897072013958910028

[eager igloo]

Someone's reading ludic

[real tinsel]

is flop of legal age

i need to know if the jokes i've been making are actually appropriate

i just realized this yellow n word might be a teenager

[deep topaz]

Woken up out of a dead sleep cause I had to shit

That sucked

[rancid garnet]

https://youtube.com/shorts/tIz-l9LE4oA?si=5v5l5dxkWiwQbIiY

[quaint ore]

My dog on it's way to my room at 7 AM (She wants for me to sratch an itch)

[arctic pawn]

lmfao

[deep topaz]

My dog walking into my room just to stare at me for 20 seconds, fart, then leave

[stoic girder]

oh no

[naive bison]

whar

[idle veldt]

Heaven is Chinese meme

[tidal trellis]

https://media.tenor.com/rOdgYUkiCH4AAAAM/omori-omori-sunny.gif

[stone blade]

@river zealot

ISAAC REFERENCE

[river zealot]

Ethernet memes are so deep in my head that i will see a congonese guy and laught out loud

[stone blade]

[pale ingot]

this is the guy

[gleaming grove]

Awesome

[primal rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/301825757930455040/1347160416345919498/unknown.png?ex=67cad068&is=67c97ee8&hm=6ff2c0ea3bd89fea590a9741b88b9c8536fba948e47184e001248e7d3d971224&

[wooden surge]

Waddup waddup

[wooden surge]

Wdym Congonese, this is medical student

[primal rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/411070507140644864/1346822575489028116/kmv1ltseurme1.png?ex=67cae744&is=67c995c4&hm=c5d3e58991b5d879b4cb70d23f727cc3304f7b6fc3222bbdfaf54106a6ac9970&

[bold kettle]

its all coming together now

[river zealot]

Buy squad bro its so good we have to play it

And then i buy it and im the only one playing it

I dont wanna play squad bro its boring

[prisma quartz]

[stone blade]

hop on lighthouse

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/sam-hyde-fishtank-gif-10292001164288932113

[storm stream]

??

[bold kettle]

name

[stone blade]

why are you this way

[placid sail]

because I can!

[idle veldt]

Busy…

[river zealot]

Bad busy bad

[placid sail]

snowflakes

[storm stream]

Is the idea that this pokemon shoots water, or that it doesn't and it would be an unnatural job for it?

[primal rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/576079120300113950/1347048888997249055/pro_tip_to_get_the_oil_out_of_you_car_you_gotta_squeze_it.png?ex=67cb114a&is=67c9bfca&hm=ab2b927ce79aa540adc7db554c5579f20dacefa52c233f1ff9eb809996509dbf&

[idle veldt]

Stop

[river zealot]

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO FIGHT HORNY NOT JOIN THEM

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/sticker-yung-joc-crying-meme-man-crying-meme-thebeyonderrrr-gif-828328460466032722

please lord

i will go to church everyday

i will do anything

i will do whatever it takes

just give me a neet gf

[prisma venture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1120571377628495873/1123503926868705411/d568uqz2k1ka1.gif

[primal rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/784487027063914499/1346441163250597950/GlJ6XAbWQAAF-63.png?ex=67cad58c&is=67c9840c&hm=ea33ccbe02e9311791e9de3c5b4540b521c9eb392715a9daf69ff667bbca289f&

[civic panther]

watches watamote once
"WIIIFE WIIIIFE WIIIFE!!! "

[stone blade]

yooooo

this son of a bitch

MODS

KILL HIM

EAT HIS WAFFLES

[civic panther]

whats the deal

[river zealot]

i sometimes forget discord is banned in russia

because everyone is using vpn anyway

[primal rapids]

Sir, this is an IHOP

[primal rapids]

Where’s Corvus when you need him

Or Leman Russ. Or Lion’el Johnson. Or Jaghati Khan.

Why did all the loyalist Primarchs just fucking disappear into the Warp/webway

[eager igloo]

My wife occupies my computer sometimes

Think carefully if you want that

[naive bison]

[eager igloo]

What do you want

[river zealot]

it is a sacrifice i am willing to make

[eager igloo]

Good lad

[prisma venture]

does she know that u are on this discord server?

[eager igloo]

She does

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/may-god-have-mercy-on-us-all-michael-bryce-ryan-reynolds-hitmans-wifes-bodyguard-lord-have-mercy-gif-21612876

[primal rapids]

And she’s still with you?

horrible choice, really

[high wing]

i hate it

[idle veldt]

https://youtube.com/shorts/4kb5QXQ3Zek?si=oPPNgJRY-Qt5kiTA

[quaint ore]

Bitch you can ask me

I liked squad

[idle veldt]

I would play it if you asked

[river zealot]

a good amount of people play it in this chat

i can get at least 3 i think

[primal rapids]

If I had a nickel for every time a friend convinced me to do a BL2 playthrough with them that never went anywhere, I would have at least five nickels

Same with Divinity Original Sin 2

[placid sail]

I serve no master, fool

[idle veldt]

Dude I’ve played act 1 of divinity like 8 times with different 8 people

[coarse bear]

Me with one nickel

[placid sail]

rpg village bike