🎪bruh-fart

[shell venture]

actually im lowkey excited a little bit

surely after bl3 and wonderlands it can't be worse

also they said less focus on """humour"""

[deep topaz]

thank god

[worldly gate]

So less cringy humour and more lore butchering then

[worldly gate]

I'll believe that when i see it

[shell venture]

i don't give a fuck about lore and story anymore tbh

[deep topaz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/771388713212051478/1074208991703466015/5C99B515-2A93-40A7-995E-CA0E4CCC8FBA.gif

[shell venture]

give me bl3 with more qol
and less dialogue and pauses

bl3 biggest issue (other than shit writing) is waiting for npcs to yap

and the "talk to lilith" objectives

[stoic girder]

EU is cooked

[deep topaz]

EU is charred

[high wing]

EU is congratulations

[thorny wind]

Better late then never.

[idle veldt]

Based EU

Non democratic countries can eat shit

[deep topaz]

ungary is hungry

[stoic girder]

I dont know man sets a dangerous precedent

[glad carbon]

yeah shes got the uhh

arm thingy

like the pre sequel ice lady

[high wing]

yeah

full of whatever that purple stuff was

eridum?

[glad carbon]

she probably does that ice lady thing but every element

[high wing]

erwiwiw

[glad carbon]

or maybe she is a siren but shes doped up 24/7 on eridium

performance enhancers

[high wing]

[glad carbon]

@high wing do you think well get slag back

or is it cryo/shock/fire/corrosion again

[high wing]

radiation is rumored

[idle veldt]

Wrong, Hungary blocks more than half of the eus foreign policy

[high wing]

i doubtr it tho

i mean slag was part of bl2 story no?

[idle veldt]

They should probably be kicked out completely

[glad carbon]

yeah i suppose so

no reason they couldnt have more slag tbh

[high wing]

we are in a totally different planet too iirc?

[glad carbon]

shipped over by expeditionary fellas

only in barrels and guns

[high wing]

yeah i suppose

[glad carbon]

no pools like the badlands in 2

yeah anyways slag is literally its namesake

leftover slag from refining eridium by dahl

no reason there wouldnt be more in a planet with a ton of eridium

[stoic girder]

eu doesnt have a foreign policy

[naive bison]

Gm

[idle veldt]

Wrong

[glad carbon]

hi pretty fella :3

[idle veldt]

Hi cat

[glad carbon]

meow :D

[idle veldt]

How are you

[glad carbon]

uhmm

woke up at 7pm

[naive bison]

Are we having political arguments this early?

[glad carbon]

it 9 now

[naive bison]

Without me?

[glad carbon]

got class tomorrow

[idle veldt]

Why did you wake up so late buddy

[stoic girder]

What are you thoughts on EU picking and choosing which countries are allowed to vote?

[naive bison]

Idk bruh

[idle veldt]

They are doing this through a vote btw

A democratic process

[glad carbon]

recycle these nuts @naive bison

[idle veldt]

Damn get recycled frotta

[glad carbon]

robert wanna see this conspiracy theory i believe in

[idle veldt]

YES

[ionic raft]

Can anyone screenshot it and send it pls it's for a meme meme funny

[idle veldt]

Smart people conspiracies are the best

[naive bison]

No kys

[naive bison]

Who's smart people in this sentence exactly?

I have a bunch of fun conspiracy theories I laugh at

Cause it takes like 1 brain cell to disprove them

Chem trails: do politicians not also breathe air?

[stoic girder]

All my conspiracy theories proved to be true

[naive bison]

Like what

I've read EU is trying to make coffee classified as some dangerous chemical that shouldn't be ingested type shi

Caffeine specifically

[stoic girder]

There is no way they are that retarded

[naive bison]

They are banning it as a pesticide https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2025/02/21/coffee-is-dangerous-for-you-warns-eu/#:~:text=Coffee is “harmful” to humans,harmful to humans if swallowed”.

But they say specifically caffeine is dangerous

Caffeine dangerous therefore banned as pesticide is what I got from it

[stoic girder]

So is alcohol

dont see them banning that

[naive bison]

Poland would leave the eu

[stoic girder]

fuck man everyone would riot

there is a reason prohibition didnt work

[deep topaz]

people's lives are way too shitty to ban alcohol

[stoic girder]

Humans have been consuming alcohol since we first started agriculture

[glad carbon]

nah

ban alcohol and legalize weed

[naive bison]

Nothing is getting done then

[glad carbon]

replace one vise with a slightly better one that doesnt turn you into as much of a deadbeat parent

[naive bison]

I love how sports ban weed as if its a performance enhancer

[naive bison]

Vice*

[glad carbon]

mfw i take weed before running the 300m dash because i think its a performance enhancer but I just feel sluggish

[glad carbon]

nah thats the mediocre youtube news channel

[naive bison]

news

mediocre

The only vice I know is the one I squeeze on my nutsack

Repub if agree

@glad carbon what time is it for you right now yank

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/dokibird-doki-gif-5321667797876088789

[shell venture]

i would kill myself

[naive bison]

Why

Slag is based

Rad is cringe

[shell venture]

ofc the retard thinks slag is based

slag is ass
rad is cool

[naive bison]

How

[shell venture]

yes i love having a x3 debuff be required to play the game

very fun

[naive bison]

Skill issue?

[shell venture]

?

[naive bison]

Also thats not a slag problem

Thats a bl2 thing

[shell venture]

they balanced around it

[naive bison]

You didn't need cryo for everything in tps

[shell venture]

slag is ass

same with rad

you don't need it

but it's a cool element

[naive bison]

What other game did slag appear in beside bl2

[hazy finch]

hack the golden keys so you get infinite gold chest weapons to go around it

[shell venture]

none

cause it was ass

[naive bison]

All that did was break my game

[hazy finch]

skill issue

[naive bison]

:(

[high wing]

skill issue

what a loser

[hazy finch]

:)

[shell venture]

actual skill issue how did golden keys break your game

[high wing]

cause even randy hates xal

[naive bison]

No, editing the game to have infinite of them does

[high wing]

so he personally broke xals game

[shell venture]

idk if that's good or bad

[naive bison]

Thats true, I'm not underage

[shell venture]

it doesn't

i had like 999

just use gib

[high wing]

he delete system 32

xddddddd

[naive bison]

Maybe cause my game wasn't on steam

[shell venture]

mine too

even more of a skill issue

[naive bison]

Hey fuck you buddy

[shell venture]

don't play bl3 in chinese

[naive bison]

Being very rude right now

[shell venture]

it's even worse

[naive bison]

Why

[shell venture]

infinite yap

worse than english

[naive bison]

But it boosts your irl BAR

aka social credit

[deep topaz]

i wish beef jerky wasn't so expensive

i gotta get my dehydrator out and make some

[naive bison]

Well its not THAT expensive

It is but it takes a lot of meat to make a bit of jerky

[deep topaz]

it's literally like $40 a pound

unless you're getting sliced car tire from Jack Links

[naive bison]

And how much meat does it take to make a pound of jerky?

[deep topaz]

2 or 3 to 1 ratio

depends on how leathery you want it

[naive bison]

Plus electricity cost and delivery plus wages

I googled and it says 4 to 1

How much is 4 pounds of beef

[deep topaz]

look man it might be economically necessary but holy shit that's a ton of money

4 pounds of like, standard roast is like $15-20

[naive bison]

I dont disagree but you are getting what you pay for

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/Amanseeks/status/1897342942630830099 @solar coral

[glad carbon]

[deep topaz]

nevermind it's actually a lot more expensive

[naive bison]

Tell em Californian

How bad things really are

[solar coral]

Ive seen this one lol

acfa my beloved

https://tenor.com/view/armored-core-armored-core-for-answer-for-answer-ac4-ac4a-gif-13672809027405539072

[eager igloo]

Cover the black sun on the left

[river zealot]

@placid sail

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/ihl-gear-neco-arc-gif-26313697

[naive bison]

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBcx6ny3mhg

[river zealot]

Hey myshyshyshinka

[naive bison]

Reminds me of the csgo player deadfox

Who's face naturally looks photoshopped to be smaller

[eager igloo]

Hi

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/jd-vance-vance-green-smile-funny-gif-7800502706939661510

[pale ingot]

tiny face having ass

[shell venture]

z.g vlorb

[pale ingot]

so true.... thats..vso fucking....v...... ...rea l.

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/kingdom-come-deliverance-henry-of-skalitz-kcd-kcd-2-kingdom-come-deliverance-2-gif-8513144675739880089

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-scav-for-real-stare-junker-gif-8675013241675918395

[dreamy flax]

@shell venture (youyou1992) has been muted for 1 day for reason: Posted lgbtq black sun or whatever that is -1d

[slender rock]

Osaka could've done this shit but

[high wing]

what he post???

[slender rock]

BUT

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/ericandre-gif-9555554

[slender rock]

nope

[naive bison]

Why would xalrider do this?

[high wing]

DID XAL BAIT YOU YOU NOW

god damn this man

https://tenor.com/view/played-fiddle-mad-tricked-mgs-v-ground-zeroes-gif-17339391

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/he-cant-keep-getting-away-with-it-gif-19335672

[high wing]

@narrow lotus youyou said it was a mistake to make it 12hrs

[eager igloo]

Stinky

[high wing]

just saying if that was me id add 12 more hours

https://tenor.com/view/druski-shrug-idk-iono-hands-up-gif-7122581203490458147

[narrow lotus]

morning myshinks

[high wing]

[high wing]

even youyou reacted

[eager igloo]

I thought muted people can't react

[naive bison]

Cocky want rescue helicopter

[glad carbon]

do you want boing boing

[gleaming grove]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyN-I9v6gsM

[naive bison]

Mods

[glad carbon]

call me xal rider

[naive bison]

Murder this man

[glad carbon]

[naive bison]

Alriiiiiiiight

[high wing]

hi xal rider

how are you

[naive bison]

Ehhhh

Could be better

[high wing]

im not talking to you

[naive bison]

Oh

:(

[high wing]

im talking to xal rider

[lyric horizon]

Its over

[naive bison]

Rdr2 is slightly woke in that no one in the gang is racist

Is there a full spreadsheet

[lyric horizon]

Didnt someone make fun of Javier?

[naive bison]

I wanna have a laugh

[naive bison]

Yeah one of the characters but thats not racist at all for the time

[lyric horizon]

Beware

This tool can be dangerous in the wrong hands

Treat it carefully

https://wokedetector.cirnoslab.me/

[naive bison]

Racist would be beating him to death

[high wing]

they did cut a white dudes head off

but that was by a rival gang iirc

[lyric horizon]

Their ex member

Which was irish iirc

[high wing]

felt kinda bad

[lyric horizon]

Oh and Charles is a black native american

[naive bison]

Who's they?

I didnt play in a while

[lyric horizon]

Woke 😔

[naive bison]

The rivals dis right?

Did*

[lyric horizon]

Odriscolls

[high wing]

yeah them

[naive bison]

Ye rival gang

[high wing]

fuckin odriscolls

[lyric horizon]

Colme Ow'driscawl

[naive bison]

I would say the rating for rdr2 is accurate? But its believable still

I don't wanna play as a racist guy

Non believable is the black Germans in ww2 cod game

And women

[lyric horizon]

He redeems himself by killing kkk members

[naive bison]

I guess

[naive bison]

No I meant that the main character isn't racist where he probably would be but I'm fine with it

[lyric horizon]

Aa

I see

[naive bison]

Like there was that one black fella you help

The doctor who got his cart stolen

That was a neat mission

[lyric horizon]

He was afraid of getting the same treatment

[naive bison]

?

[lyric horizon]

Wasnt that the one?

One sec

https://youtu.be/T3wZtG5gpRk?si=U706MEoWDHBy7yzd

[naive bison]

Yeah I think that

[lyric horizon]

Yee, he was afraid that Arthur would be aggressive towards him too

[gleaming grove]

wait

racism exists?

[slender rock]

No way

wow

[hazy finch]

[solar breach]

Ima keep it real the way this rates some games is dog shit

Bro has never played proper gmod

[hazy finch]

oh no not my slopfest 1944 RP servers where its just nepotismRP

[solar breach]

Not those

[hazy finch]

ah figured thats what you were talking about since thats what it says on the site

[solar breach]

I did fuck around on one got a license to produce cocaine legally

Which was fun

But was

[hazy finch]

holy zased!

[solar breach]

Utterly cringe otherwise

[hazy finch]

join the 3rd reich we have cocaine!!!!!

[dreamy flax]

australiancunt., your new nickname is Frodo

[solar breach]

Think my favorite gmod server was a fucking Mexican Border rp shitpost

[pale ingot]

what about meth

[solar breach]

Great stuff, built a lot of bases including a mega base on there

And pissed mods off a lot.

[hazy finch]

you gotta ingest 1KG of cocaine before you get issued meth chocolate sorry

[pale ingot]

damn

[hazy finch]

anyway i got my work uniforms today and i also got a company issued autism hat

[solar breach]

Can my pinwheel rainbow hat be uniform

[naive bison]

:(

[naive bison]

I am living proof

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/clapping-hands-pepe-the-frog-smile-happy-clap-gif-17745411

[hazy finch]

(dont worry about the broken glass at a bus stop)

[solar breach]

Woops

[naive bison]

Check counter strike

[hazy finch]

which one

[solar breach]

Fuckin

[naive bison]

All

[solar breach]

I feel like with how shitposty that site is they shouldn't be delving into such subtle details and it should more like

[naive bison]

The guy who wrote the article kicked it

[solar breach]

"This game is homosexual, moving on."

[naive bison]

League of legend

[solar breach]

Obv

[naive bison]

Also @hazy finch check tarkov

[hazy finch]

every fucking assassins creed is woke

[naive bison]

Why

[hazy finch]

"One of the opening screens is a diversity disclaimer."

for basically all of them

[naive bison]

What's a diversity disclaimer

Also tarkov has only one woman and she's a nurse

[solar breach]

That NPC in whiterun is literally made to be annoying btw

[coarse bear]

"There are non-Americans in this game"

[solar breach]

So dissapointed by this I was expecting funny remarks not actual losers

[solar breach]

Apparently it was compiled from some steam group

[coarse bear]

You expected a depressing website to be funny?

[solar breach]

Yea

[solar breach]

That's what I just said

Fuckin moron

[hazy finch]

NO NOT HITMAN

[coarse bear]

[narrow lotus]

the sight of a strong woman does many things to me , but not offending

[narrow lotus]

[slender rock]

Same

[hazy finch]

hell yea overlord is safe

[solar breach]

She's so fucking annoying though and it's not just you she's like that to its other npcs

[solar coral]

i love how 99% of the non woke games are like hunipop and anime porn games

[pale ingot]

is cruelty squad on there

[coarse bear]

You'd think it woke how Overlord has women that dictate your powers

[narrow lotus]

i tested finisher animations on her

[hazy finch]

not yet

[slender rock]

gooners not woke apparently being that their dicks are in their hands so

[pale ingot]

stalcraft?

actually shit

try the stalker series

[solar coral]

overtly DEI
literally a race war

[solar breach]

[slender rock]

Are they serious

christ almighty

[naive bison]

I mean I can't disagree, black people can't be engineers

[solar coral]

one of them is woke cuz it has woke mods

[river zealot]

Yeah, finisher animations...

[solar breach]

This gotta be ragebait atp

[naive bison]

Especially women

[slender rock]

this isn't real

[high wing]

which is funny cause they had a female in the previous game

[idle veldt]

It’s not ragebait

[hazy finch]

they can be scholars and doctors and shieeeeet though

[naive bison]

All women know is charge they phone

[idle veldt]

It’s been up for like years

[naive bison]

Eat hot chip

[slender rock]

nah this bait ™️ through and through

[naive bison]

I'm not touching this one

[solar breach]

It's truly remarkable how whiterun is host to nazeem and that bitch, obv one is more memorable

[slender rock]

fuck you discord

[high wing]

"if my space marine isnt white i dont want it"

[idle veldt]

It would be an incredible bit if they weren’t keeping it updated for years

[naive bison]

Love overlord

[solar coral]

all they know is mcdonalds, charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip, and lie

[river zealot]

They can be whatever the fuck they want, but usually they dont have the money for education

[solar coral]

SPYRO IS WOKE GARBOGE LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE

[naive bison]

Real true and factual

[solar breach]

Lore wise most of 40k humans and space marines tend to be white, there are bits where marines from other chapters are shocked by the salamanders dark skin. That being said they still exist

[solar coral]

i was really expecting this one to be not woke, color me surprised

[solar breach]

PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH

[narrow lotus]

[river zealot]

How are both pro dei and anti dei people so fucking sensetive

OOOH BABUSHKA SAVED ME IM MAD

[solar coral]

lorewise the people who made the game control the lore

40k is a fucking mess

[solar breach]

Yeah, and it's lovely

[naive bison]

The only one finishing was you, bud

[solar breach]

I LOVE THE OMNISSIAH

[hazy finch]

hell yea my favourite hl2 mod that i played all the time 5 years ago is safe (the game is fucking dead and im banned from a server for racism i dont remember what i even did)

[naive bison]

0.1 hrs

[solar coral]

This would never happen under trump's america

[solar breach]

Nah trump will ascend to the golden throne and become God emperor of mankind in a few years

[naive bison]

It is

[hazy finch]

noooo not my game that has official vibrating buttplug support

[solar coral]

so dead and fused to a wall?

[solar breach]

Damn now I need a Vance edit of rowboat gullible

[naive bison]

I remember some country had a parade where trump is the god emperor to... make fun of him?

[coarse bear]

We got em

[solar coral]

Fear and hunger : has dead people that are fused to walls
W40k : has dead people that are fused to walls

LITERALLY THE SAME GAME

[naive bison]

"I portrayed you as Chad thundercock, bet you're mad now!"

[solar breach]

You know what buddy, if that's how you wanna interpret my joke sure.

[naive bison]

[solar breach]

(Literally the coolest thing ever)

[solar coral]

look for funger

[naive bison]

Ikr

[hazy finch]

"all units can attack dinosaurs"

[solar breach]

I dont even like him anymore but that shit was crazy first time I saw it

[solar coral]

NOOOOOOO

yet another funger L

[naive bison]

I bet he would like it if its named Jurassic klans

[solar breach]

My dissapointment has merited some pleasant surprises

[solar breach]

Fear and hunger players are concerning.

[coarse bear]

Not Woke: Confirms dinosaurs existed alongside humans and that the earth is only 6k years old

[solar coral]

https://tenor.com/view/fear-and-hunger-termina-fear-and-hunger-funger-fear-and-hunger-olivia-fear-and-hunger-pipe-bomb-gif-2301574188335924039

[solar breach]

Ableism?????

[solar coral]

and uncensored ass destruction

[solar coral]

(dont worry its relevant to the lore so its fine)

[high wing]

i never wanna play that game but i wanna know more about the lore

[solar breach]

I think the game who's devs concern me the most is Evenicle. I still remember Seth's vid on it.

[pale ingot]

the penis

[solar breach]

Forced anal sex

[coarse bear]

Is it in the list

[solar breach]

I hope not

[coarse bear]

"Not woke"

[simple orbit]

Oh they Can't do this to ME !!!

[solar coral]

Old gods make world and abandon it, new gods try to rule it but they get forgor over and over and also theres alot of grape for some reason, new old god (of fear and hunger) made from a minor and leads humanity to modern era, modern era fucking sucks so piss king tries to make everyone a robot, piss king dies

[high wing]

i know some of it

[solar breach]

K it's not

[high wing]

i just wanna watch a video talking about it

[solar coral]

it is genuinely such a well written game but the game itself sucks absolute fucking dogshit

[high wing]

cause its hard?

[hazy finch]

piss king radiates hitler particles

[solar coral]

no

its made in RPGmaker

[solar breach]

I like jojos and I'm tired of pretending I don't

[solar coral]

piss king is a dead person fused to a wall

[solar breach]

RPGmaker games are always freaky

[solar coral]

like ok in the late levels the combat is actually pretty fun but holy shit everything else about the game other than the lore and late game combat is horseshit

[coarse bear]

I have fucked up ideas I want to make into a videogame
The ever reliable RPGmaker:

[prisma quartz]

super woke

[high wing]

ive seen that movie

[hazy finch]

i require a sex scene in the style of rpgmaker combat

[high wing]

its okay

[pale ingot]

[high wing]

furry

[prisma quartz]

how is mixed race couple woke

[high wing]

thats not even a joke

the husband is literally there for a bit

and then never shows up again

[coarse bear]

[solar coral]

because they're racist but dont worry its only for the bad races

[solar breach]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[high wing]

hes like "ok im going on a business trip byeeee"

they never call him or anything

[coarse bear]

The funny concept of "race traitor":

[solar coral]

@coarse bear are you a true fungerer

[prisma quartz]

yeah but like i didn't think they'd just openly admit they don't want race mixing

you usually hide that shit

[solar coral]

you're implying these people have enough social skills to know how to do that

[simple orbit]

I will Not Accept This ...

[solar coral]

it has black and women and also no race wars (lie)

[coarse bear]

I've only played like an hour and made it to about.. The garden area with sex addicts

[solar coral]

also 2 games with the main focus being a race war is woke

[solar breach]

Entire site is ragebait

[prisma quartz]

demi-humans are an allegory for "......"

[solar breach]

At first I thought it was just overly nit picky but nah

[solar coral]

OHHH that place, yeah i use that area to restore my health

[coarse bear]

You assume them to be smart

That's on you

[solar coral]

Funny monkey

you know whats also a good game

prey 2017

[coarse bear]

BECOME THE LAST COMMUNIST

[simple orbit]

I'm Going to Strangle the Person who Made this Website

[solar coral]

"whether pro or anti is unclear" me when im fucking retarded

didnt they literally credit marx

[prisma quartz]

i'm gonna be real for a bit, but too much diversity in something historical or attempting to be grounded ticks me off, and this is independent of whatever the "default" race is in that setting

[solar coral]

it sells better

[coarse bear]

Overtly pro-dei and subtly pro-lgbtq

Ah yes

[simple orbit]

Oh Dear God

[solar coral]

same way companies are now dropping their DEI programs, they arent being forced to it just sells better

[prisma quartz]

the wheel of time adaptation is like that, every shitty village has 12 races all mixed, you'd think they would've all melted into one already

[gleaming grove]

how is a Blahaj a trans symbol

[prisma quartz]

it's kind of jarring

[coarse bear]

They (transgender people) just bought it a lot

[solar coral]

I wanna see a futuristic gameworld where the world has gone through mass race mixing and everyone is now completely race ambiguous, and they have to get bigotted over like belly button size or smt

[hazy finch]

and they took a bunch of pictures with it on twitter

[hazy finch]

wisdom teeth would be a large group i reckon

[solar coral]

how are they not

[solar coral]

we would prob revert back to left/right hand

or eye color perhaps

or y know

gender

[high wing]

remember when a color changing octopus was nazi symbolism

[coarse bear]

Now we get

[solar coral]

and ikea supported it :)

[glad carbon]

hiii @coarse bear @solar coral @high wing

https://imgur.com/Tb43HCT

[solar coral]

also the blahaj kinda looks like the trans flag

[coarse bear]

Ello

Car stole potat

[glad carbon]

hows it goin sergal fellas

[glad carbon]

he just a hungy lil fella

[solar coral]

i miss my cat

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/blåhaj-haj-mobil-weeeeee-speed-driving-gif-5591280404365460062

[solar coral]

nah i dont have a blahaj

[eager igloo]

I miss my wife

[solar coral]

i miss my cat more

[eager igloo]

I do

His name is Hammurabi

[solar coral]

I have this tho

[eager igloo]

No way

[solar breach]

I've been conditioned to automatically assume that people who have a blahaj are weird

[glad carbon]

i miss menace

[solar breach]

And usually bottoms.

[solar coral]

I also have something dry will like (hate)

[glad carbon]

[solar breach]

This also applies to my sister who owns one and is very weird.

Something we share in common

[solar coral]

@coarse bear

[coarse bear]

[high wing]

Burn it

[glad carbon]

sergal fursuit head

[solar coral]

specifically the sergal plush

[solar breach]

The fuck am I looking at

[coarse bear]

It's your money you're spending, bud

[solar coral]

its the only image of the sergal plush i had lol

[coarse bear]

[solar coral]

No not the fursuit you fucking morgon

also that cost like 30 dollars so far

[high wing]

Oooooo

[eager igloo]

Twink ass cup

[high wing]

Talking mean to mods

[glad carbon]

gonna make a dry plushie

[high wing]

Execute him

[solar coral]

dry is a mod?

[coarse bear]

Why do you have @tidal trellis 's cup

[glad carbon]

can i have it

[coarse bear]

Are you his alt?

[solar breach]

Either belongs to a single white lady ranging from 30-70 or a twink

[solar coral]

I thought his name was red cuz he was on his period

[glad carbon]

hows work been today dry

[eager igloo]

Its in the common kitchen stinky

So now its mine

[coarse bear]

When I'm in a being unfunny competition and my opponent is Czech:

[coarse bear]

Slow

[solar coral]

isnt winning a bad thing?

[solar breach]

Therefore I withhold the right to assume you are a white lady ranging from 30-70 or a twink.

[eager igloo]

I read "knows a lot of racist facts"

[eager igloo]

Im mid 20s

[coarse bear]

Old fart

[solar breach]

Still assumed

[solar coral]

bros got one foot in the grave

[glad carbon]

playin anything good later?

[simple orbit]

I Certainly Have Not Expected This Plot Twist

[coarse bear]

Probably not, just GAMMA

[glad carbon]

😔

[solar breach]

Love these random ass vids

I burned out of gamma and shifted over to obsessively modding TES again

[glad carbon]

dry needs to get on a good game like uhhh

kcd 2

or abiotic factor

[solar coral]

prey 2017

[glad carbon]

real

[solar coral]

:)

[coarse bear]

I finished it

[solar coral]

I love my friends :3

[glad carbon]

reactors too?

[solar coral]

I revived a thermal phantom and they killed a weaver and a telepath somehow

[coarse bear]

Yes

[idle veldt]

They just stopped making games like prey

[glad carbon]

woah this fella is great at games

i stopped at dam

[solar coral]

no they shut down all the studios making immsims LOL

[solar breach]

Play a real game like CoQ

[glad carbon]

actually

[solar breach]

Hehe cock

[glad carbon]

perfect dark next year

get real

[solar coral]

prey 2017 was genuinely the last AAA game that expected you to think

[glad carbon]

@coarse bear @eager igloo I should add you fellas on steam i think

[solar coral]

so is psycho patrol X

[glad carbon]

thats this year

get real

and its psycho patrol R

[solar coral]

no

[solar coral]

X is the sequel

[glad carbon]

there will never be a sequel

[idle veldt]

That can’t be AAA

[solar coral]

apparently the combat in it is really fucking good from what the early tests say

[solar coral]

cruelty squad is not AAA yes lol

[idle veldt]

Is perfect dark AAA?

[coarse bear]

Cruelty Squad is triple F
Finland Finland Finland

[glad carbon]

yes

microsoft published

[solar coral]

indie game published by xbox

its more like AA

[solar breach]

Finland is cool cause it's not sweden

[solar coral]

like helldivers 2

[solar coral]

finland copied the place from my summer car

[glad carbon]

AAa

[solar breach]

So true

[glad carbon]

its AA but it also has xbox games studio money so its basically AAA

[solar coral]

AA is indie studio with AAA backing

[solar breach]

I would to be the man on the rights manager

[glad carbon]

its not really indie though

[solar coral]

yeah

its AA

[idle veldt]

Yeah crystal dynamics is big enough

[glad carbon]

the studio is made up from ex AAA studio devs and this is their first game

[solar coral]

wasnt it formed in 2018

[simple orbit]

What Prompted This Man to Do This

[glad carbon]

yeeeep

[solar coral]

better wayy too late than never ig

[solar coral]

star citizen ahh development time

[glad carbon]

7 years seems fine for a studio to make its first game

[idle veldt]

What’s another game that will never finish

[glad carbon]

tarkov

[idle veldt]

Look

[solar coral]

an immsim? literally just copy ex machina or system shock and reskin it

[glad carbon]

it is just deus ex reskinned

[solar coral]

those textures better be fucking godly

[glad carbon]

its deus ex but it has the same look at system shock 2

[glad carbon]

looks like unreal 5, idk if it is

[solar breach]

He didn't even cut into it he just lightly pushed the blade into some feathers

[solar coral]

system shock 2 or system shock remaster?

[glad carbon]

get read for 60 fps on the 9070xt

[glad carbon]

remaster*

[solar coral]

ah i was abt to say, AAA dev making ps2 ahh game

[idle veldt]

Mankind divided was fun

[solar coral]

cant wait for flop

[glad carbon]

its got a weird style to it

its not like gritty like mankind divided

[simple orbit]

Which One Yall Picking

[glad carbon]

which is what you'd expect from perfect dark

[solar coral]

system shock remaster has a pixelated semi voxel style

[idle veldt]

Did the remaster flop

[solar coral]

so its not sepia filter

[solar coral]

no?

it was like one of the best games of 2023 lol

[glad carbon]

from their gameplay demo last year

[idle veldt]

I saw some complaints about it before from fans

[glad carbon]

release date is maybe 2026

maybe 2027

[solar coral]

[solar coral]

this just looks like a system shock clone holy shit even the pistol

[glad carbon]

thats what im saying

its like system shock remaster

[solar coral]

but with AAA dev forcing you to buy a new GPU

[glad carbon]

but it feels off

its like starfield esque

especially this one shot

[solar coral]

im calling it, absolute mid and its not even an immsim

[glad carbon]

they want to make their games look good but dont want to spend time/money optimizing

[idle veldt]

That’s a hitman level

[solar coral]

there are ways of making your game look good without giving everything 8k textures and 4 morbillion polygons with no tessellation

[glad carbon]

gonna be an imsim

not gonna be good though

[solar coral]

its saying its an imsim'

[glad carbon]

id like to be surprised tho

[solar coral]

but its not going to have anything that makes an imsim good

[river zealot]

Hey brota

[solar coral]

also theres going to be horrible ghosting and smearing cuz UE5

[glad carbon]

hi cutie

[glad carbon]

real

[river zealot]

Brata

[glad carbon]

isnt indiana jones ue5

that game looks really good and runs well too

[idle veldt]

Doesn’t that game require ray tracing

[naive bison]

Why are you Americans not in bed

Shoo

[eager igloo]

UE5 ain't bad from what I heard

[broken pebble]

exactly

[solar breach]

I have work in the morning that's an astounding question

[solar breach]

Maybe if you actually optimize it correctly

[naive bison]

You, bed, pajamas
You do the math

[river zealot]

Man my spine hurts

Ugh

[naive bison]

[eager igloo]

You wear pajamas?

[naive bison]

Backshot king

[solar breach]

I sleep with the chocolate starfish hanging over the side

[river zealot]

Backshotting so hard it hurt my back too

[naive bison]

Bro is boogeyman's best friend

[river zealot]

Dreamt of nothing and woke up tired

[glad carbon]

yeah

[solar breach]

Everyday

[naive bison]

Brother is a sloth

[glad carbon]

artyom how long did you sleep

[solar breach]

My dreams stopped

Or are less frequent

[river zealot]

7 hours or so

[solar breach]

I used to have some crazy ass dreams

[glad carbon]

i can only sleep 12

it sucks

[solar breach]

There was one that always woke me up

[river zealot]

I sleep 14 when im free

Every time

[naive bison]

Brotha

[river zealot]

FOR

[naive bison]

My sleep schedule is like

[river zealot]

FOR

FOR 14 HOURS

[eager igloo]

I rarely dreamt but recently every night almost

[naive bison]

5 hours on workdays

10 on off days

[eager igloo]

Tiring

[glad carbon]

damn

[solar breach]

Have yall never slept for so long before

[glad carbon]

my dreams have been fucking me up recently

[glad carbon]

i slept 20 once

[solar breach]

Nice

[naive bison]

About what

[river zealot]

This generation really has fucked up sleep schedules huh

[glad carbon]

dreamt I was stuck in uhhh

[solar breach]

Oh always

[glad carbon]

ds1 starting prison

[naive bison]

Guantanamo bay

[glad carbon]

and i thought it was real life

[naive bison]

[river zealot]

[naive bison]

If you die in the game you die for real

[glad carbon]

tried to fight the big demon and lost and woke up in my dream covered in bugs

woke up 2x

[naive bison]

"Spiders as big as the door"

https://youtube.com/shorts/71lzQu_5Vsk?si=tiRoG-30VZJcMx4D

[simple orbit]

What the Hell did Annoying Orange mean By This

[naive bison]

SPIDERS ARE AS BIG AS THE DOOR 🗣️ 📣 🔥

[broken pebble]

its 4 years ago mate, the world was different back then

[simple orbit]

Yup

[solar breach]

I've dreamt of
Wheat fields with a floating upside triangle with a circle monitor on it that let me see where I was sleepwalking but couldn't control myself.
The flesh monster dreams (a series)
The millions large metal balls swirling around me leaving an about 5 foot wide circle locked together rigidly then proceeding to vibrate and create white noise so loud it wakes me up.
A sense of falling that lasts for about a half second then wakes me up.
Watching my family die to radiation poisoning and being damned to walk a wasteland.
Isolation in space, witnessing beauty beyond words with no one to share it with.

Those are just memorable dreams so there are on the more extreme end.

[glad carbon]

yeah i woke up with my nightstand as my bed and my bed as my nightstand

[broken pebble]

i had a dream once where i was being chased by jesus in some woods.

[solar breach]

Amazing

[solar breach]

[solar breach]

I'm honestly not sure how my brain managed to create a dreams dreamscape that let me see where I was sleepwalking but that's cool

[solar coral]

I actually had a lucid dream last night

[solar breach]

And yes I knew I was cause I asked my mother about it that morning.

[solar breach]

Luckkkkyyy

[solar breach]

I've only had one years ago and that was me trying

[solar coral]

I imagined myself petting a komodo dragon for a few seconds before i lost it and woke up

[broken pebble]

why is it, when you have a dream it usually gets better just before waking up?

[solar breach]

Something something rousing brain neurons

[solar coral]

because the dopamine / serotonin wakes you up

[solar breach]

Idk the brain is impossibly complex for a single person to understand

[broken pebble]

[mystic tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/hamster-tussiniiduk32-gif-27701794

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-gif-11816971814746635421

[broken pebble]

then i fuckin hate waking up

[solar breach]

If the brain is so powerful why can't I just shut it off

[broken pebble]

real

ngl tho

[solar coral]

I actually have a pretty deep sleep so i can feel joy or intense fear in a dream and not wake up

prob why having lucid dreams are easy for me too

[broken pebble]

when you realise your brain uses happy stuff to wake up, you know you're cooked

[solar coral]

I slept thru a tornado alarm 2 nights ago :

[naive bison]

https://youtu.be/AyNFgJb7amk?si=tyVJxj4uEUgc56nX

[solar breach]

It's been a while since I've had vivid dreams but they usually involve overwhelming amounts of white noise

And just

It's not quite fear

It's an odd feeling to describe

[solar coral]

I feel full on like terror at some of my dreams

sometimes i dream of me going to class and then going back to bed and i think i already went to that class so i end up accidentally missing it

[solar breach]

The flesh monster basement which is a pretty goofy sounding description would be one

[coarse bear]

Holy shit

Intel B580 is finally here

[solar breach]

Involved me running from some fuckin robot into a basement of these alive mounds of human research things

Sewed together

[solar coral]

i had this pretty fucking horrible one where i stepped into like a dimensional trap and was just lost in an open field for hours

[coarse bear]

And they're more expensive than RTX 4060

[solar breach]

Spilling guts on the floor

[coarse bear]

The wait was for nothing

[solar coral]

mind you not like a grassy field it was just an open concrete floor

[solar breach]

The wheat field when I was sleep walking was like that. Nothing for miles and miles. Just me, the triangle showing me my pov, and inability to control myself

Lack of control is a terrible feeling

[solar coral]

I also found out I can end my dreams by falling

[solar breach]

That's pretty much most people

[solar coral]

its either pinching, looking in a mirror, or falling

[solar breach]

I've never been able to have full falling dreams like some just split second feelings

[solar breach]

Or death.

[prisma quartz]

msrp or actual retail?

[solar breach]

Well near death

[solar coral]

idk i dont think you can actually experience death in a dream

[solar breach]

You cant

You'll just wake-up

Your brain dosent know what happens on the otherside

[coarse bear]

Actual retail, naturally
Import costs fucked us over

[solar breach]

Hard to say what would happen if you didn't wake up when you die in a dream

[coarse bear]

Not by a lot, but they're 25% more expensive than the 4060s

[solar breach]

Also I need to sleep fuck

[simple orbit]

Where Can I Purchase This Vehicle

🤓

[coarse bear]

Ayy dragon fruit with ice cream

[high wing]

das an animal

[eager igloo]

I don't think I ever had dragon fruit

[river zealot]

I tink im gonna have a nap

[river zealot]

Hey bzuzy

[coarse bear]

I've had it once in a fruit salad
It's pretty good

[placid sail]

stop whining

[river zealot]

Why does me(small, cute and tired) has to deal with man made horrors beyond my comprehension(work)

[placid sail]

because you ain't caring about yourself

[river zealot]

What do you mean by this

[placid sail]

I got myself some kfc recently

and I wonder if I could even say the punchline

[placid sail]

because the number of my order was 1488

[ancient barn]

[river zealot]

[placid sail]

oh hey the automite is not that schizophrenic nice

[river zealot]

One day im gonna see some dumb number like 80085 and burst out laughing

[placid sail]

the southern asian cashier had no clue what I meant when I said "I'm here for the problematic number order", but the caucasian looking one asked " how problematic?" and laughed when I said it

[river zealot]

[placid sail]

it was extra funny because the "call the support" button in the app under the number was looking a lot like Hitler

shit got me tripping and thinking I somehow missed Russia going full on wolfenstein new order

... well it's halfway there but you know what I mean

[stone blade]

bro was getting his back blown out

[ancient barn]

[river zealot]

Youre gonna be like me Ivan

I know how your fucking posture looks

Fucking shrimp

[stone blade]

I have old grandma wooden chair

[placid sail]

red dyed malnourished shrimp

[stone blade]

my posture is good

[river zealot]

🦐

[narrow lotus]

Me : im 1.75m tall
Girl : I like only 1.70m smaller but i guess you will do

Is this a trap chat?

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/gupitaro-moo-cat-60fps-you-better-not-be-tweakin-gif-24530157

[stone blade]

yes

[placid sail]

fueled by energy drinks and racism

[river zealot]

Me and him both

[narrow lotus]

Ousskha

[stone blade]

Takes one to know one

[narrow lotus]

Monster in fridge

[river zealot]

Whats the worst that can happen

[stone blade]

he gets pegged

[river zealot]

I said the worst case

[placid sail]

how's that worst for iedy

[stone blade]

[stone blade]

MOOOOODS

[eager igloo]

Hope the girls not in ur class

[narrow lotus]

Dont make jokes like that

[placid sail]

speaking of grooming ha

[river zealot]

🤨

[narrow lotus]

IN ALL HONESTY she looks like she gonna drop that onlyfans on me any second

Oh well

[placid sail]

I love the american play dough man memes

[hazy finch]

its vivek in the top right

[narrow lotus]

JD Vance will never recover from the internet

[river zealot]

good looking woman
She got an onlyfans dude

[narrow lotus]

Big diff between good looking and only pics in underwear

[river zealot]

[narrow lotus]

Nah thats a man im not that lucky , next!

[placid sail]

at least in the worst case scenario iedy can always throw five bucks her way and rub it out to her feet pics to feel better

[eager igloo]

Ur never gonna find anyone being that picky smh

[narrow lotus]

True...

[placid sail]

mf musters the courage to speak with a woman for months yet picking out the candidates like he's a hollywood star or something

too much porn and Instagram, criteria all fucked up

[narrow lotus]

I enjoy the silence

[placid sail]

I can understand the former but if I see A SINGLE "five red flags in a woman" video on your YouTube feed iedy, I'm cursing you to forever love and want only flop

[narrow lotus]

Nah that shit is made by 12 year olds lol

Absolute bollocks

[placid sail]

okay you're not completely hopeless, good

[narrow lotus]

5 red flags in men he plays tarkov i mean cmon

That aint true

[eager igloo]

[pale ingot]

nooo they got skype

[narrow lotus]

Skype o7 dead but....forgotten as well

[placid sail]

5. he plays tarkov
6. he plays tarkov
7. he plays tarkov
8. he plays tarkov
9. he plays tarkov

[fast wasp]

easily #1 red flag is being a tarkov player

[narrow lotus]

In gonna show her my Kappa achievemnt that should count for smth right

[placid sail]

restraining order

[narrow lotus]

@river zealot has one too and he is young as well

Artyom has a bright future with bitches ahead

[river zealot]

Not if you're on the bdsm stage

[fast wasp]

though I think being an ex tarkov player is a green flag because it shows you have boundaries and don’t like being abused

unless ur into that, then being a tarkov player is a green flag

[placid sail]

"I got banned from game as one of the biggest cheaters"

[hazy finch]

honourable mention: he dosent play a game where you move armies on a png of the world

[placid sail]

:|

:(

[narrow lotus]

[fast wasp]

strategy game player = green flag

[narrow lotus]

My 1st real game was Rome total war

[placid sail]

well okay lets specify

if you play civ or total war you're good

[coarse bear]

1. he plays map games

[placid sail]

paradox games - mild concern

hoi - you have exactly ten seconds to get the fuck out of my house

[narrow lotus]

I just killed Serbia in my total war campaign

That has to count for smth

[fast wasp]

gulp

[coarse bear]

Really just want Weseli dead huh

[placid sail]

that's what I fucking thought

[hazy finch]

HOI3 is the exception cause you get to play as a high ranking general that has no idea what hes doing but somehow its working

[fast wasp]

does it count if ur hoi play time is about the same as ur playtime with other strategy games

[narrow lotus]

What about OSU

[placid sail]

Serbia is already on it

[fast wasp]

total war warhammer, green flag or red flag?

[placid sail]

warhammer attracts women as much as a decomposing raccoon carcass would

and honestly the fandom deserves it

[pale ingot]

Death

[river zealot]

Busy would shoot me on sight huh

Tarkov hoi4

Ck3

Bannerlord

[fast wasp]

Ck3 is a green flag and I will not hear otherwise

[river zealot]

Straight up executed

[hazy finch]

mass stoning

[fast wasp]

Ck3 is canceled out by both hoi4 and tarkov tho

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/savages-pocahontas-gif-5458002

[narrow lotus]

Bannerlord such a missed potential

[river zealot]

I executed my 1 year old tolder once because he was frail and was my only heir

[fast wasp]

I wish bannerlord actually had content, I would settle for dlcs at this rate

[narrow lotus]

Why is that ukrainian flag on his hat

Busy do we need to talk about rules

[fast wasp]

valid 🙏

[placid sail]

brairotted bird

[river zealot]

I think i have like 800 on hoi

And 2.5k on tarkov

[fast wasp]

I think I have like exactly half that on both 😭

Actually prob slightly less on tarkov

I think I’m just under 1k

[ancient barn]

i'm in a tabletop simulator 40k and there are some women who do learn the game n' junk for the sake of their partner kek.