🎪bruh-fart

[edgy abyss]

I wonder if I would be allowed to dress like this on Halloween as a Paramedic?

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/god-my-blessed-father-love-gif-18228456

wrong ping

sowwyy

[edgy abyss]

UwU ?

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/wizard-gif-17931650074449548857

[potent hamlet]

Anyone here knows how to report massively by bots on Instagram?

[arctic pawn]

[potent hamlet]

I need to take down an account that was hacked

[arctic pawn]

like, getting bots to report for you?

damn thats crazy

[potent hamlet]

You're Brazilian, you gotta know about that shit

[potent hamlet]

Yeah

[arctic pawn]

[potent hamlet]

Or even a doxxing would be enough

I just want to scare the dude away and send him pizzas or something

[arctic pawn]

lmao

i wish i had those skills

[potent hamlet]

Damn

The Brazilian doesn't know how to hack and scam peoole

[primal rapids]

Dox a man, use his credit card info to buy an oil drum’s worth of lube

[potent hamlet]

Is there an Hindu here?

[potent hamlet]

I would do that ngl

Just steal his credit card and buy a lot of shit

[arctic pawn]

indeed

i tried to hack someone a long time ago, but i ad to convince him to click on a link

[potent hamlet]

Or publish it on 4chan so people use it instead

[arctic pawn]

and i think that shit wouldnt work on today's computers

[potent hamlet]

And I have the deniability

@pastel quartz dude you know about computers

[arctic pawn]

to be playing stalker gamma?

almost everyone from this place probably knows about puters

[high wing]

calm down diddy

[arctic pawn]

only puter rats would bother

[high wing]

@shell venture

[shell venture]

real

[steel bone]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-meme-gif-1604373818055948736

[steel bone]

https://tenor.com/view/plastic-man-real-real-powder-powder-that-makes-you-say-real-animated-comic-plastic-man-gif-7493651428267836743

[pastel quartz]

Kind of, why do you ask?

[shell venture]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUhc5YZZjTY

[final rose]

Is that Osaka is alt?

[potent hamlet]

I need to do some devious shit

[potent hamlet]

.

[pastel quartz]

what shit do you want to do?

[potent hamlet]

Bot mass report or even doxxing

[pastel quartz]

I don't know much about bot stuff sadly, hope you can find another online degen to help you out

[potent hamlet]

Damn

[shell venture]

@pastel quartz

[shell venture]

#hard-images 🥶

[pastel quartz]

stop pinging me

[shell venture]

no

[green schooner]

@tidal trellis

[narrow lotus]

[pastel quartz]

STOP IT

[green schooner]

@tidal trellis twink

[tidal trellis]

BR-

I'm VC'ING with someone!

do you mind!

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/brazil-gif-15571371183264064225

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1344220885367656469/angry-omori.webp

[shell venture]

stupida fackin emote

[green schooner]

never

[dreamy flax]

📚 slice of life

[The best and worst] of life, conveniently sliced and packaged in the form of books, television, theater or cinema for your viewing pleasure.
Things that are "slice of life" are generally emotion [provoking], [insightful], moving, but also realistic.

[green schooner]

Twink

[tidal trellis]

aaAAA

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1344220884675596308/you-sneaky-little-shit-how-the-fuck-do-you-keep-pulling-that-off.webp

[narrow lotus]

you are what?

what kind of kinky shit is this flop

[pastel quartz]

next person to ping me gets touched

istg

[tidal trellis]

voice chatting with someone my friend

[shell venture]

he is in the toilet with someone

[shell venture]

hello bbg

[narrow lotus]

what is ur friend doing

[tidal trellis]

he's playing a game

and I'm watching whilst playing smth myself

I just have the stream window open

on the side

[narrow lotus]

what game

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/help-stuck-jar-vypustite-gif-27653134

fucking bird

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-gif-11816971814746635421

[tidal trellis]

you'll have to be specific

what game he's playing or what game I'm playing

which

[narrow lotus]

WHAT PIECE OF GAMING ENTERTAINMENT IS YOUR FRIEND PLAYING

you handicapped?

[tidal trellis]

NO IT JUST WASN'T A SPECIFIC QUESTION

he's playing gmod!!!!

[narrow lotus]

oh nice

you are not playing with him/

[shell venture]

they are doing rp

[pastel quartz]

hes playing with himself

while they play together

[shell venture]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAYXlLCb1qo

[idle veldt]

Think I’m turning into a flop hater

[tidal trellis]

nah I'm playing l4d2, he's on gmod

[shell venture]

flop with his "friend"

[narrow lotus]

l4d2 goated

[tidal trellis]

he's also the one who introduced me to GAMMA and in-turn, I got into this server, so you have him to thank for my presence

[shell venture]

who is this friend so i can thank him

[tidal trellis]

im not telling u

[shell venture]

schizo

there is no friend

[tidal trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/omori-sunny-omori-sunny-mari-omori-death-gif-26093457

[pale ingot]

@tidal trellis hi twink

[tidal trellis]

GO AWAY HAM!

[narrow lotus]

@fast wren thank you for bringing flop to GAMMA

[tidal trellis]

no thats not him

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1187030835573043301/1333585784124608613/pyj3tifeiab91.gif

[narrow lotus]

MILS

Man I Love Sandor

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/no-that-is-not-solid-snake-mgs2-metal-gear-solid-2-sons-of-liberty-solid-snake-gif-15761381229199770984

don't know why Solidus looks like he has a fuckin horshoe of dip in his mouth

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/sandor-clegane-chickens-chicken-hungry-gif-9683848

[visual stirrup]

or maybe his cheeks are swollen

[tidal trellis]

who??

[heady crow]

season 8 was dogshit but atleast cleganebowl happened

[visual stirrup]

the guy with white hair in the gif

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/you-gonna-die-for-some-chicken-someone-is-someone-is-going-to-die-gif-16804749

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/sam-lake-coffee-drinking-relax-black-and-white-gif-12547460540050172657

[heady crow]

peak writing

only for the fat fuck to never finish the books

[heady crow]

worse fat fuck than nikita

[tidal trellis]

never heard of em

[eager igloo]

I got a random week of nitro

[heavy peak]

https://tenor.com/view/mgs-mgs-ocelot-revolver-ocelot-pipebomb-ocelot-gif-23960676

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/topsecret-cannon-cafeole-blackman-black-gif-19410325

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1344220903763873814/omori-aubrey_1.webp

[narrow lotus]

bro flagged PvP on

wtf was that

[stone blade]

@heavy peak @grizzled meadow @shell venture @narrow lotus @pale ingot

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/784487027063914499/1344731146835070986/owStrpi24qrWcayb.mp4?ex=67c1f9f9&is=67c0a879&hm=832c3c93bef01efeac0b1544fa520b54599a7faac62351148f7e31b3e2307fba&

[stone blade]

BUSTED

image is bright because snipping tool doesn't like hdr

[runic sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/mao-zedong-hello-chat-mao-gif-22461031

[clear vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-love-gif-26357650

[runic sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/maomao-gif-14459552650234032744

[clear vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/poochain-gif-27252222

[runic sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/mike-tyson-cheeks-nsfw-mike-tyson-walking-boxing-gif-14716674980635295263

[stone blade]

aight I got a question

if enough people cross streams at a toilet it creates a little wirly thing
question is how many peoples stream would it take to make enough cetrifugal force to flush the toilet?

[runic sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/blackbeard-blackbeard-writing-taking-notes-writing-gif-17583038544116987898

[stone blade]

Thanks

[eager igloo]

Ancient Athens:

[pale ingot]

wyd when miyabi @narrow lotus

[primal rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/414985748974927882/1344718240860999820/why-does-it-exsist-v0-1cm0a72lhjle1.webp?ex=67c1edf4&is=67c09c74&hm=bc13e014382d2235e9d876b185022231097748d07064dde288b441f48115a992&

[green schooner]

@tidal trellis twink

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-homelander-the-boys-homelander-sad-homelander-its-peak-homelander-peak-gif-14542009839452529163

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/miyabi-hoshimi-miyabi-i'm-all-ears-im-all-ears-miyabi-im-all-ears-hoshimi-miyabi-gif-1067293683967029173

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/711144992311214122/1344220903763873814/omori-aubrey_1.webp

[hazy finch]

holy fuck its omniman

[tidal trellis]

I'm-

what the

[narrow lotus]

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1336322298709278811/1336322881151438898/omori_2.gif

[hazy finch]

makes sense he fucks bugs surely theres a planet with big titted dinos on it that he found

[pale ingot]

HOOOLYY SHIT... ..

[runic sorrel]

the pig who sold the farm

[fading portal]

https://tenor.com/view/scorsese-absolute-cinema-meme-gif-9523375912274476782

[slender rock]

what the fuck is that

WHAT IS THAT!

[primal rapids]

Thompson wearing the corpse of a P90

[ancient barn]

flayed ones

[wraith osprey]

https://fxtwitter.com/RivalSkins/status/1895016014363963598

@shell venture

[runic sorrel]

Pure fyah mi man

[stone blade]

end it already please

[narrow lotus]

what the flying fuck

[primal rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/340410957081870339/1342343671005319270/IMG_7546.png?ex=67c1dc36&is=67c08ab6&hm=7d0593e40e79d27ec4d18c8ad214bfaeb5d02913e61ef517bbd07d6ccb0ebb5c&

[heady crow]

gypsies

[steel bone]

https://tenor.com/view/zenless-zone-zero-zzz-miyabi-ears-neko-gif-452346671575291907

[stone blade]

you people need help

[steel bone]

First time posted this and already need help

[stone blade]

you need help simply for posting this

[steel bone]

What can you do to help me useless piece of internet profile

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/bloody-mary-cocktail-archer-vodka-gif-5448070

@winged phoenix ngl i get archer vibes from you

[stone blade]

ngl

I might go get me some cola

mmm

yes

[slender rock]

ooof

[stone blade]

Too late for cola

[runic sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-pmc-ash-12-durability-scav-gif-12956699381550853795

[stone blade]

Guns in tarkov after 5 shots @narrow lotus

azure was quicker

[primal rapids]

Which will degrade faster, guns in Tarkov or guns in Far Cry 2

[gleaming grove]

Miyabi gooning

[visual stirrup]

Nikita wants weapon condition to be a relevant stat and to have malfunctions be an actual mechanic
so now guns significantly breakdown after a few hundred bullets, and two consecutive magazines will cause a suppressed weapons to jam

[runic sorrel]

your charctere

[visual stirrup]

because the meta of chads prefiring every corner with AP ammo wasn't his vision

[stone blade]

it's not his vision

but everyone does it either way

Because the way its implemented is ass

gun is perfectly fine until 93

oh it hits 92.9 instant jam

Guns dont have 100 durability in tarkov they have 7 durability and thats it

[heady crow]

game not supposed to be fun

[potent hamlet]

Finished job

6pm

6:30 actually

[stone blade]

the fk you work

[stone blade]

who is this little character on your pfp

[potent hamlet]

Cleaning

A happy meat farms complex

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/jose-mourinho-sweet-trouble-gif-26762341

[visual stirrup]

I suggested that nikita needs to punish extract campers by having their extract timers run faster than the timers of normal players
everybody else answered that it isn't realistic
fucking braindead take

games use artificial mechanics to deincentivize degenerate play, and force players to engage with the mechanics

spawn in with low gear for hatchet runs/mosin man? marked and cursed
stay too long in one place? Partisan.
not too mention the whole Found in Raid thing

[potent hamlet]

I mean, I clean blood

[stone blade]

You don't even need partisan bro

[potent hamlet]

Mostly blood

And weird stuff mixed with ut

[visual stirrup]

I can't beleive Tarkov now has arbitrage due to the effective removal of FIR

[stone blade]

They could make it so that the game tags you and curses you IF you stand in area around exfil

[visual stirrup]

where are all the realism retards now?
I hope they don't use the flea

[potent hamlet]

Maybe like when the game would shit you down if you got too close to a gate

[primal rapids]

https://x.com/LocalBateman/status/1895021056639017419

Your Typical Local Man (@LocalBateman) on X

X · Feb 27, 2025, 8:00 AM

[visual stirrup]

[latent fog]

The hardest of choices requires the strongest of wills

[potent hamlet]

You don't remember that time?

I watched it lmao

Wait, no, it was from Tarkov Raid

The dude would get shot if he didn't move because he couldn't remember the password

And ran away after that

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/archer-gummybearsandscotch-alliveeaten-gif-9590786

[potent hamlet]

I'm paid pretty well for the job ngl

I'm still waiting to see the money lmao

I'm getting paid next month

And probably a bit this month

[quaint ore]

I discovered a gold mine of memes but they are so fucking insane that posting at least one of them will get me banned for extremism

[heady crow]

go for it

be brave

[potent hamlet]

The Gmod terrorism ones?

[quaint ore]

No worse

MGE Status

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1114916388755218457/1344737523649482865/72xy8ytqgmvd1.gif

Shit like this except there is so much insane slavic posts

[potent hamlet]

Oh shit

Lmao

[heady crow]

this makes me patriotic for lithuania

[quaint ore]

Should I send you the Ukrainian ones

[heady crow]

think i got a few of them alrdy

do send em

[visual stirrup]

that's just a magazine fed pistol with extra steps

remember
the same bullshit gimmicks that are everywhere in gun culture have always existed

[potent hamlet]

God I send me 1 buck for a beer please

[visual stirrup]

there are cut down m1 carbine pistols that were marketed for similar bullshit reasons as ar15 pistols

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/you-need-to-get-a-job-marcus-burnett-bad-boys-ride-or-die-you-gotta-find-work-sony-pictures-gif-13327111345775158540

[potent hamlet]

I have a job

[hazy finch]

looking like a level 1 assault rifle in a borderlands game

[potent hamlet]

They don't pay till next month

[deep topaz]

Send them my way

Do they still even make 30-30 for the carbines? Or am I thinking of a different cartridge

[heady crow]

thats what im saying

but thats why i like you

[hazy finch]

5-76543456798765434567876543234567898765432345678987654323456787654334567876543456789876543456789876543456789

[potent hamlet]

Yeah, they still make 30-30

[quaint ore]

Enjoy peak slavic schizophrenia

[deep topaz]

Huh

[deep topaz]

Did your translator chip give out

[visual stirrup]

🎵 "Not a big fan of the government." 🎵

[potent hamlet]

My phone dying

See ya later

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/freshleb-egg-live-reaction-gif-17284652704169710927

[visual stirrup]

are y'all confusing .30-06 and .30 carbine?

[deep topaz]

Boil you later squidnator

I know the garand and bar and such used 3006

Thought 3030 was a carbine round

[visual stirrup]

https://youtu.be/MyvwacFNPxc?si=ohBHuHRuzJsmRve5

[deep topaz]

Or is 3030 like 7mm rem but updated

[visual stirrup]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.30-30_Winchester

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[shell venture]

fuck my shitty chungus life

[edgy abyss]

@heavy peak

[heavy peak]

Ugh
Ekstra

[edgy abyss]

ugh
Alus

[heavy peak]

Švyturys Draught

[edgy abyss]

[ancient barn]

ted do you play 40k or magic

[shell venture]

i play pot of greed black lotus

[ancient barn]

i play both with only one game kek

magic

and 40k

[austere shadow]

You're so pretty

[heady crow]

i know

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8wcrwLTNdA

PSA

lip smack

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/nice-smack-delicious-meme-gif-8375212

[glad carbon]

hiiii @edgy abyss @idle veldt @heady crow

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rLxjsk3NAKM

[ancient barn]

yeah tabletop sim is always $20, but it'll prob be 10 in march

thats uh

warhammer fantasy

[edgy abyss]

yo

sooo... none at all

[ancient barn]

[primal rapids]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/iYqVe-28Lm3vgMJhAFIAWxMi0jpHDSeP36WRbt21AO0/https/files.catbox.moe/r6r3bf.png

[heady crow]

Give him a break, hes employed

[heady crow]

Hiii :3

[glad carbon]

hi cute fella

[deep topaz]

p900

[primal rapids]

https://fixupx.com/NoContextCrap/status/1894963670041481538?t=XhRm88JGxzT-xrnD1xySsQ&s=19

[glad carbon]

whats with this dan hentschel knockoff

https://tenor.com/view/virtual-sin-forgiveness-dan-hentschel-absolved-sins-sin-forgiveness-gif-5529119985214096225

[oblique hemlock]

Honestly would not be surprised if it was Dan Hentschel

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/958815967914389544/1344793500297859103/fire_ahh_beat.mp4?ex=67c2340b&is=67c0e28b&hm=f555c280d65b942ae502480a92bd47f0a45bc2b999afae0fff906405763f1917&

[high wing]

https://x.com/achapripi1110/status/1895073441365270861?t=SFYW974iO3Sdhr67HO2O7g&s=19

あちゃ (@achapripi1110) on X

お待ちなさい！！

X · Feb 27, 2025, 11:28 AM

[potent hamlet]

no, 30-30

[slender rock]

Legit how it is, not even bullshitting

[visual stirrup]

aforementioned weapon uses .30 carbine
not whatever this is

[potent hamlet]

im dying in this ship

https://tenor.com/view/ship-sinking-ship-sinking-boat-boat-gif-24038444

[slender rock]

die like a tard

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/sinking-sinking-golf-cart-malcolm-in-the-middle-smiling-going-down-gif-10976512401242148510

[slender rock]

glug glug

[potent hamlet]

i loved that episode of Malcolm

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/bryan-cranston-breaking-bad-walter-white-what-did-you-just-say-gif-27492493

[heady crow]

Whos he, is he in the middle in the gif?

[slender rock]

I knew that was coming

[potent hamlet]

He's actually in the back seat

[heady crow]

Malcom in the back seat huh

[visual stirrup]

is there some joke i'm missing?

[slender rock]

yes

[visual stirrup]

oh

[slender rock]

the show is MALCOM IN THE MIDDLE

[visual stirrup]

malcolm is in the middle

[heady crow]

Arent you american?

[visual stirrup]

ok

[heady crow]

Yeah

[slender rock]

and HE IS IN THE BACK RIGHT SEAT

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/green-mile-im-tired-boss-michael-clarke-duncan-gif-2375696290766999196

can't pick up jokes when I get tired

and a write dumb shit

[potent hamlet]

Because he's the middle sibling

[heady crow]

Go rest buddy

[visual stirrup]

that's how I ended up with this username

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/ratatouille-shades-sassy-oh-please-come-on-gif-5095266

[heady crow]

Whats with the sass

[visual stirrup]

the guy in the gif is asleep

[heady crow]

Or is that like a weekend at Bernies thing

[visual stirrup]

he is being piloted by a rat

[heady crow]

Oh

[potent hamlet]

Francis, Reese, Malcolm, Dewey and Jamie

[heady crow]

Like pacific rim?

[ancient barn]

bro never watched a classic childhood movie

[ancient barn]

brun your vids are borken

[visual stirrup]

go watch Ratatouille
can't believe i'm old enough to be nostalgic for late stage pixar and disney movies
even Frog Princess is so much better than the recent shit

russian dub Dr. Facilier is so good

https://youtu.be/Hla8AgT7ibo?si=KWmk7gibEPjdj_Iv

I accidentily turned on the Ukranian dub of the movie when watching it online
I felt like I was having a stroke

non euclidian language

I promised myself to never pay for a GW shit after the end of TTS

but I got so excited for Rogue Trader that I forgot about it

[ancient barn]

???

what?

yeah you got alot of faction choices in the tabletop 40k

ofc i'm always orks

do you know what factions in 40k you like

[visual stirrup]

GW legal behavior is the reason Bruva didn't want to continue accepting money on patreon while making If The Emperor Had a Text to Speech Device
no patreon means he now has a job and the series is on an indefinite hiatus

that's how I remember it

[ancient barn]

oh

text to speech

its the same acronym

for tabletop simulator

do you know what kinda aesthetics you like?

[ancient barn]

yeah and yet they still somehow are still standing against the horrors of the universe

all you need is the emperor

emperor protects

[visual stirrup]

in a world that has the warp, zealotry has a point

disgust is my shield
hatred is my sword

[deep topaz]

i thought it was contempt is my shield

[visual stirrup]

and like Guilliman said
the misery of any citizen of the imperium makes them a point of ingress for chaos

[ancient barn]

i love playing on tabletop sim, cause i can just choose any models available.

and also maps are already available on a preset table

and alot of other ways to make dice rolling real fast

[deep topaz]

roll 87 d3s for my first of 12 attacks this round

[ancient barn]

hold'on

i gotta roll 40 dice, reroll dice, and then roll more wounds then dice i started with.

theres many cannibal factions...

the flesh eaters

successors of the blood angels

technically all marines can eat the brains of any ally or foe and gain the knowledge from it

[high wing]

Yummy brains

[storm stream]

"Fuck it, G36-es your AK"

[ancient barn]

knawledge

[deep topaz]

from a distance, you'd think it was the real thing

[ancient barn]

well you see

[storm stream]

The knowledge of how to cook brain

[ancient barn]

primarchs are very unlikely to die

unless its other primarchs

[storm stream]

Oh you're talking about 40k

nvm

[ancient barn]

no only knowledge

kek

i killed a thing called a sanguinor when i was playing vs a blood angel player a bit ago

its not cards...

its models

and dice

i killed this thing

with one of these

da shockjump dragsta

[deep topaz]

ard to it me wit a sword wen me goin too fasta

[ancient barn]

it can teleport and shoot

so i can put it all the way in the back of my deployment

and then advance it to activate its teleport and then shoot from there

and i can place it anywhere on the board 9" away from the enemy

i have x3 of these in my speed freeks army

its mostly for character sniping

[ancient barn]

so its movement is 12 inches, 4 toughness (its compared against weapon strength for wounding rolls), and then saves when it gets wounded (there is ap that modifies saves) 7 wounds being its health, 6+ leadership roll and 1 objective control.

[deep topaz]

eg

[ancient barn]

gives models rerolls on battleshock/leadership tests.

plus decent melee

[ancient barn]

egg

[primal kiln]

Brezhnev YTPs my beloved

[deep topaz]

i must kill this woman

uh oh

EIFFEL TOWER OBLITERATED!!!!!!

humanity wins again

[ruby owl]

France is destroyed = Humanity wins

The only two French people I respect are Grok and this sexy goth tiktoker 😳
https://www.tiktok.com/@lalalilalana?_t=ZN-8uHL5aJQtq2&_r=1

[deep topaz]

does anyone know of any fuzzy creatures that like...turn into a ball of fur when scared

like they roll up in a ball

cause I saw something doing that the other day

[ruby owl]

My cat

[deep topaz]

the color was a very light brown. almost sandy

would've looked just like a rock if i didn't see it...wiggle

[civic panther]

https://fixupx.com/Shrek/status/1895142370313666634

they're pulling a megamind

[deep topaz]

would would would

ZENDAYA

nevermind

[civic panther]

https://tenor.com/view/emesis-blue-tf2-team-fortress-2-jane-doe-soldier-gif-5823670898662900142

[deep topaz]

boner obliterated

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/Jc58ZaiVgX9tYD2XMw_0oW9UtBYodD6P47GJWKVOfo8/https/media.tenor.com/REEtk8SV6dMAAAPo/floppa-caracal.mp4

[potent hamlet]

Finally on my clothes and on my customs

Shit it tastes like glory

When the glory tries to tempt you

It may seem like what you need

But if glory makes you happy why are you so broken up?

So tell me, how it felt when you walked on water?
Did you get your wish?
Floating to the surface quicker than you sank
Idol, idol

Don't say you lose
Just yet, get up and move ahead
And not only for yourself

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/writing-fire-gif-523038869044733220

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/2pac-tupac-rapper-goat-thinking-gif-4754570

[deep topaz]

alright gang if you're cleaning a 12 gauge just take the barrel off instead of trying to do both the breech and the barrel

did a lot of scraping

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/958815967914389544/1344837375003721892/the-writers-still-got-it-man-v0-hcs92ntbshle1.webp?ex=67c25ce8&is=67c10b68&hm=af6370de99d0b80f2c0dae496f6f06bbf6af77e5680d2e82dae39bb2f6ce19aa&

[primal rapids]

https://xfixup.com/PostsOfCats/status/1894807830143640062

[arctic pawn]

[deep topaz]

I'll give him cash

damn

[arctic pawn]

😭

[storm stream]

Pump or break-barrel?

[deep topaz]

pump

[storm stream]

Actually that was adumb question.

Breakbarrels don't have a breech

[ancient barn]

when games were peak

[arctic pawn]

[final rose]

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-bite-cat-kitty-pet-gif-17924889

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-in-eric-andre-wanna-come-in-gif-13730108

[deep topaz]

Hoppes 9 smells like bananas

[pastel quartz]

@high wing hi kitten

[high wing]

meow :3

[pastel quartz]

how is my little 31 yr old male cutie pie doinggg :))

[ancient barn]

[fallow trellis]

please jump in lava

in minecraft

play minecraft loser

[deep topaz]

i think it's a big missed opportunity for energy drinks to not try and look like batteries

[fallow trellis]

its usually called a lawsuit

but like if you think theyre missed opportunities who am i to judge

[deep topaz]

i mean, not all batteries look the same

[ancient barn]

battery companies should just start selling energy drinks so when you go to buy batteries you get confused and buy a fucking energy drink.

[fallow trellis]

that

thats actually a good idea

i would buy that

[deep topaz]

well it's just a very easy link. battery is energy for item, energy drink is energy for me, both supply energy

[deep topaz]

yes

LIQUID ASSHOLE EVAPORATOR!!!! DRINK THIS IF YOU WOULD EAT MAGMA!!!!!

https://tenor.com/view/sogga-sogger-chloe-serval-chloe-the-serval-gif-23022611

well yeah but it has a decent idea

getting water at parties was always a pussy move so now you can blend in

you really ought to not give a fuck but it helps I guess

I just gotta sell jeans with built in packers so all the tiny dick guys will buy

today I saw a F450 with those weird thin, huge rim tires, chrome, undercarriage lighting, fully blacked out, with a fart pipe

his dick is so short it's probably lodged in his own ass

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/god-my-blessed-father-love-gif-18228456

[formal bane]

https://tenor.com/view/orbarbs-cat-hands-gif-22348626

[pastel quartz]

No u

[deep topaz]

what does this say

[shell venture]

.

[deep topaz]

curry goat or de curry chicken? Wat is your favorite?

[shell venture]

chicken

never tried goat

[solar coral]

https://tenor.com/view/eels-made-me-pizza-gif-13314825796222314669

[deep topaz]

goat is interesting

it's gamey, kinda has the texture of dark meat chicken

I got a whole jerk snapper from a jamaican joint once. Delicious

[shell venture]

[weak jackal]

https://fixvx.com/Gamingspens/status/1895231084113416497

[arctic pawn]

.

I CANT BELIEVE THIS SHIT

this is a fat bullshit

[deep topaz]

huh

[shell venture]

what

[arctic pawn]

"Everyone thought that the Ogre that appeared in the Shrek 5 trailer was Felicia, but it was Fergus, Felicia really does have blue eyes.
And yes, the film will be more realistic, bringing references, memes, and updates to the reality we live in."

trans ogre

i will stick with bullshit

they wouldnt do that

[shell venture]

wait

what the fuck

shrek 5 ?????????

[arctic pawn]

yeah

[shell venture]

why

[arctic pawn]

one of the cute babies are trans apparently, but i will deny it

its fake news

[ancient barn]

[deep topaz]

yeah this being who isn't even sentient yet is trans

[shell venture]

i was listening to shrek songs earlier man

[arctic pawn]

its shrek like

15 years lates

later*

the babies grow up and one of them is LGBTWEIQUEIOWQWHEOIWQ+

[shell venture]

what the fuck man

[deep topaz]

none of them look correct

[arctic pawn]

i indeed wondered why they changed te girl's eyes

the baby girl had blue eyes

[shell venture]

[arctic pawn]

haha

she's playing a trans ogre

[shell venture]

what the fuck is this

this is surreal

[arctic pawn]

yup

[arctic pawn]

shrek using the mirror as an iphone

and wathing tik tok memes

[shell venture]

omg i just realised

do you guys know that one vid

that said shrek 2 is secretly some message about homosexuals

he was right all along

[arctic pawn]

wha

lmao

[shell venture]

im in tears man

[prisma venture]

This people

[arctic pawn]

[shell venture]

this isn't even the original wtf

i found another

[arctic pawn]

why

why is it queer culture

wspecifically

[pastel quartz]

shrek gives me a boner

[shell venture]

i don't fucking know man

haha popular thing you like gei

probably cause of that bartender

[shell venture]

[deep topaz]

I'd like MH if every melee weapon either only did 1 damage or took 2 business days to fucking swing

and both have a hitbox the length of your arm

[ancient barn]

saying that in jest even, hurts bro

darkest timeline

[high wing]

kill that guy

[shell venture]

she switch on my axe till i amp

fuck you nitro

what the fuck was that emote name

i tried to do

[deep topaz]

true

[shell venture]

[deep topaz]

trying to sit on the toilet after you did a ridiculous leg day is torture

[shell venture]

trying to stand the next day is worsze

what are those things called
little bubbles you get when you walk too much

[deep topaz]

saata andagi

[narrow sorrel]

USE THE PERFECT CAST

[narrow sorrel]

CHAOS CONTROL!

[glad carbon]

@river zealot @strong cliff

hi cute fellas

[river zealot]

Hey frota

How are you

[glad carbon]

[glad carbon]

good

got a ride home from class by my professor

[slender rock]

Frots. Artem

Alo

[river zealot]

Hey blur

[slender rock]

even worse

[deep topaz]

crash the car

[glad carbon]

this will be motorola in 2020

[deep topaz]

completely evaporated

city state gone

[river zealot]

Hey ratg

Still sick?

[eager igloo]

Oh my god discord notifications now have these dumb response suggestions

How to waste engineers time tutorial

[solar breach]

Punished by God to walk the Earth for 700 years.

[narrow sorrel]

random events in civ7?

[eager igloo]

Mostly coughing now

Pretty good otherwise

[deep topaz]

apocalyptic mode on Civ 6

[river zealot]

Got blessed with very good immune system

Barely get sick at all

[deep topaz]

after climate change 7 every fuckin turn has like 4 asteroid strikes

[narrow sorrel]

alpha centauri global warming be like

[deep topaz]

entire sectors of the map have been obliterated

trying to get a sci victory before it all goes to shit

[narrow sorrel]

inb4 wins by domination

[narrow sorrel]

[river zealot]

Get well lil one

[eager igloo]

I usually get sick like once every two years at most

[solar breach]

[deep topaz]

domination takes so long

its annoying unless you beeline it from the start

once you start rolling you just can't be stopped

when I see da gyat

[solar breach]

I used to play freeciv a lot late game domination runs were very very interesting because i would spam nukes leading to nuclear winter leading to mass starvation meaning a race against time before every single person starved

[deep topaz]

what's freeciv

[solar breach]

It's an old open source civ clone

[slender rock]

fuck

[solar breach]

I mean old it dropped in 96

[slender rock]

CHINA vs AUSSIE on FALLUJAH

[high wing]

https://youtube.com/shorts/uWEoCuncXmE

[slender rock]

fuck sakes

[pastel quartz]

Just had the crispest teeth brushing of my life

They feel like polished pearls

[pseudo robin]

China number 1

[river zealot]

Well werent you sick like a month ago or something

[eager igloo]

Yea

That's why I say usually

[deep topaz]

Had some Icelandic brand water today

Very very tasteless. Good

[coarse bear]

Maybe UK is okay sometimes

[idle veldt]

America sinking has raised all other nations

[deep topaz]

the lack of free speech in the UK will always make it uninhabitable for me

[narrow lotus]

you know what is funny, xal asked me if he can post that poster and i said no

[high wing]

Ban dry

Keel him

[hazy finch]

what the fuck did i just hear
i think i just heard my brother doing the goofy (the dog) hiccups

he got pissed from dying in gta online and did that

[stoic girder]

That is the kind of meme that UK would jail you for if it went in the other direction

[narrow lotus]

@steel bone it is time for you to finally pull the trigger

https://tenor.com/view/furry-murderer-furry-doom-slayer-doom-eternal-gif-25517260

[steel bone]

[deep topaz]

Look man if you can't drink responsibly then do it at home

[coarse bear]

[deep topaz]

Don't wanna go to a bar and drink the piss stream of beer

[coarse bear]

Thank you for ensuring that he doesn't get first dibs on anti-Musk campaign posters

[deep topaz]

@coarse bear have you seen this littol boye

[coarse bear]

What a fine older gentleman

[deep topaz]

Or the zigster

[coarse bear]

This is my cat rn, really noisy and clingy

[deep topaz]

I wish I had a noisy clingy cat. What a blessing to be some little creature's whole world

[river zealot]

@placid sail have cat

[stoic girder]

heh, a pecking order

[deep topaz]

Seeing birds do anything is such an odd experience

Strange little dinosaurs

[gleaming grove]

I casted

Testicular Torsion

[high wing]

kratos palico

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ndMmKD5OTts

[hazy finch]

"zeus you son has returned, i come seeking the~~ weed ~~catnip of Olympus"

[high wing]

I love the fortnite meme where he keeps dying and coming back

[hazy finch]

they dont wanna pay taxes simple as

[eager igloo]

Look at this mf

Weird ahh cat

[hazy finch]

"god is coming" ahh mf

[high wing]

https://x.com/crybabybuick/status/1895242996255465807?t=yJmIhOcI_g-OKY_NmFFlxA&s=19

schizzy (@crybabybuick) on X

First date idea

X · Feb 27, 2025, 10:41 PM

[eager igloo]

Forbidden 69

[keen jetty]

drinking beer and watching fellowship of the ring

y'all wish you were me

[hazy finch]

hell yea

[dreamy flax]

australiancunt., your new nickname is Redsox

[keen jetty]

it's the little things fellas

[hazy finch]

holy fuck i just found the best minecraft movie scene ever

[hazy finch]

https://x.com/king_of_limb/status/1895209554994176340
green villager get brutally mudered (deserved you useless bastard)

Lark (@king_of_limb) on X

I am genuinely losing my mind what in the ever-loving hell is the minecraft movie

X · Feb 27, 2025, 8:29 PM

[astral grove]

there is definitely a gun pointed at their heads off camera

[keen jetty]

I gotta watch this fuckin movie bruh wth

[hazy finch]

smoke some weed then watch it gonna be a hell of a trip

[keen jetty]

real

[steel bone]

For a reason

[fallow trellis]

so thats why they dont tie their shoes

???

[deep topaz]

I wonder what's going on whenever I sometimes feel random veins start pulsing in rhythm with my heartbeat

Like I'm doing nothing and a particular vein in my neck swells and pulses, but with no pain

Then goes away

Like a ton of blood just got sent down the freeway for no reason

[glad carbon]

bruh

[astral grove]

helo

[glad carbon]

hi vro

how was ur day

[haughty radish]

Does it correspond with activity or just kinda random

[astral grove]

garbanzo

physics midterm tomorrow...

im cooked...

[slender rock]

Schleps uhm

[glad carbon]

yummers!

[slender rock]

hypertension?

[astral grove]

https://tenor.com/view/goonicide-fortnite-speed-laugh-ishowspeed-gif-18060685220105300642

[hazy finch]

had one happen with my eyebrow one time felt weird asf

[deep topaz]

Completely random

[haughty radish]

Ok

[deep topaz]

Been laying in bed and it happens

[glad carbon]

anyways vro are u prepared

[haughty radish]

Is there any tingling in the extremities? Like fingers etc

[astral grove]

no

[hazy finch]

stage 3 boob cancer

[astral grove]

last test i had i got 30%

[haughty radish]

Or numbness as well

[astral grove]

and the current unit i barely can comprehend

[deep topaz]

Absolutely no sensation other than the vein pushing itself out

[haughty radish]

Ok cool

So good news u don’t have super fucked up blood

[glad carbon]

cuz is so cooked 😭

[pale ingot]

casting evil fucked up blood on you @deep topaz

[deep topaz]

I have weird problems but this is an odd one

I don't know if it's random muscle spasms but they seem to be focused on spots right where my veins are

No pain no anything

[hazy finch]

i cast weird mysterious homo magic to make it so a perfect chain of events happen to where Dr house cuts open your hand and black sludge bleeds out

[haughty radish]

Get your blood pressure checked out next time u see a doc

[haughty radish]

Or do it yourself if you have a cuff

[frail scaffold]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/910320933347131412/1344846870153007218/-8814033915216415461.mov?ex=67c265bf&is=67c1143f&hm=63ad56b1ad5607af18f9f9bdca678ce62f83c074704c02718fdf2b9c34f39c65&

[deep topaz]

My BP has always been either normal or low, which is very surprising considering my weight, diet, and heart issue

[astral grove]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-lebron-james-nba-basketball-player-shades-gif-17549011

[slender rock]

WHy

[astral grove]

yep thats me

[deep topaz]

My main aorta is 10% too small so my body is always playing oxygen catch up

[haughty radish]

Oh ye I get the same kinda sensation and i’m hypotensive

[frail scaffold]

Idk

[slender rock]

I'm borderline Hypertensive, which probably adds to anxeity

[hazy finch]

im just retarded

[slender rock]

higher blood pressure increase heart-rate and anxiety you're already fucking stressed

so

hahah

FUCK

[frail scaffold]

Yeahhh

I was pretty bad at one point from anxiety

[deep topaz]

Just gotta accept what you can't change man

Or get medicated

Both worked for me

[slender rock]

hopefully I'll die before being an old crusty fuck

I don't wanna be around for that long

[haughty radish]

Boo, you’ll never become a sick ass litch this way

[deep topaz]

I hope to God I'm lucky enough to die in middle age

[frail scaffold]

139 over 92

Damn

[haughty radish]

Try and live forever

[slender rock]

I don't want to

I hardly can tolerate people

that's why I am here.

[haughty radish]

Thats why you get a castle

With a bunch of skeletons

[slender rock]

don't want it

too much upkeep

cleaning all those rooms

fuck that shit

NO

[haughty radish]

The skeletons do that

[slender rock]

yeah but won't do it correctly to my standards

I am a picky bitch alright

👀

[haughty radish]

U control them with ur brain

[slender rock]

nop

[haughty radish]

Tbh if your circle isn’t talking about raising strong as fuck skeleton warriors get new friends

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/not-gonna-happened-no-way-not-happening-nikki-aint-gonna-happen-gif-12457517

[slender rock]

assuming one has friends

[frail scaffold]

Im ur friend

:(

[haughty radish]

O sorry I said friends

I meant like

A cult or a coven perhaps

[astral grove]

tap?

@glad carbon

[slender rock]

I have more friends that are in different states and countries than here locally

[placid sail]

blur stop alluring hello kitty girls with your depression, you know they can't feed on you and will perish, that's animal abuse

[haughty radish]

Its like when they shave dogs at the vet for invasive procedures

[glad carbon]

[slender rock]

damn it

[glad carbon]

sure idk

[frail scaffold]

Same! My best friend is Canadian

[astral grove]

lmao

[slender rock]

BZ let me have things

[astral grove]

youre not non-chalant crodie

[placid sail]

я вам запрещаю срать

[astral grove]

i see u blushing

[glad carbon]

cant believe they had to remove that twunk furry's kidney

[slender rock]

HEY HEY

[astral grove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/679004506025099286/1164902219154468894/togif-1.gif

[frail scaffold]

Yes

[slender rock]

that's a important fuction of the body you asshole

[placid sail]

too bad

[glad carbon]

idk man im more towards no abs

[astral grove]

WHAT

are you into whales

[naive bison]

i bet that shit grips like a fucking T-Rex jaw

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/chao-garden-where-the-fat-bitches-at-fat-bitches-chao-garden-funny-sonic-fat-bitches-gif-2861966936774297628

[glad carbon]

no i mean like a twink with no abs but still kinda athletic

[slender rock]

then you are forbidden to speak your mother tongue now only american english is the only form of communcation you will know all the way to the grave

[shell venture]

[haughty radish]

Real.

[astral grove]

i thought you were into fat people

[glad carbon]

no thats another user i wont call out rn

[frail scaffold]

Then whyd you post a muscular gey

[glad carbon]

wdym shine

[placid sail]

sonny you'll be fluent in Russian yourself by the end of four years

[naive bison]

is that the gooner

[glad carbon]

goonicide

[frail scaffold]

Replying to this

[slender rock]

you're probably right

I mean fuck, this server is...

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/furry-murderer-furry-doom-slayer-doom-eternal-gif-25517260

[astral grove]

noooo iedy

[glad carbon]

iedy dont kill yourself 💔

[ruby owl]

Great

[narrow lotus]

i hope you do tho

[frail scaffold]

It just be like this sometimes

[slender rock]

@placid sail hows about this... if you see someone selling a old school shitty soviet era electric guitar I want it

[naive bison]

why is he posting squissy

mods

take him out

[slender rock]

then we'll be even

👀

[shell venture]

modcockrider

[naive bison]

[frail scaffold]

The 7 string ones?

[glad carbon]

love you too cutie

[slender rock]

no the ones with the weird ass pickups

let me try to find the video I saw of one

[frail scaffold]

Ah electric

[slender rock]

I just want the pickups

[frail scaffold]

I want one of the acoustics

[slender rock]

hmm

[frail scaffold]

Ai generated meme honestly

[fallow trellis]

kys

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-tKIr9JY14 @frail scaffold

[frail scaffold]

'Almost amazing' bro is never happy

[slender rock]

built in effects

[placid sail]

the musical wankery has never been that cheap and affordable before

[slender rock]

well

[placid sail]

you only need... to accept me as your lord and absolute master

I need more agents overseas

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/tkkra-ugh-gif-21715060

that's treason though

[placid sail]

mf your entire gov is currently dismantling the political system

don't give me this shit

[frail scaffold]

That is a pretty cool guitar

Idk what'll be my first electric

Something to worry about when i have money

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

[slender rock]

I KNOW

don't remind me

💀

[placid sail]

it's so nice that you can now actually partake in cringing from the country you live in to the point you almost dissociate

we're almost like brothers noe blur

oh

oh no

[shell venture]

not me

[placid sail]

my mildly hungover ass has remembered that today's the ballcrushing day at the factory

[narrow lotus]

she doesnt know we are socially inept

[slender rock]

shit

[stone blade]

its a bot