#🎪bruh-fart

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ancient barn
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(its the creator)

wooden surge
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((John Microwave))

ancient barn
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story of microwaves is funny

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should learn of it if you haven't

placid sail
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isn't microwave making the bowl hot usually means it's a shitty bowl with micro fractures

slender rock
placid sail
quaint ore
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5 times in the past week

pale ingot
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bo bo claaaaayt

quaint ore
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How down bad people are

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There is no bottom of the barrel

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Its an endless pit into the void which stares into your soul, rending it apart with its sheer depravity

placid sail
slender rock
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_i625dS5UAo?feature=share

YouTube
Tech One Daily
Ian Davis, a mechanical engineer who lost four fingers in 2018

Ian Davis, a mechanical engineer who lost four fingers in 2018, began designing his own partial hand prosthetic after his insurance company refused to cover the cost. 💪

Leveraging his engineering skills, Davis is creating a prosthetic hand that resembles one from The Terminator.

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#ai #artificialintelligence #aitools #aih...

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arctic pawn
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is the bike okay?

placid sail
river zealot
arctic pawn
eager igloo
river zealot
steel bone
fallow trellis
heady crow
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It means "at someones house"

pale ingot
broken pebble
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@tidal trellis

tidal trellis
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Omg he's Soo cute

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My heart

haughty radish
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It looks like a bat :)

wooden surge
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That cat is dope

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Dude just chill maxxing

haughty radish
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Most dilated pupils

broken pebble
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no english speakers in vc, me sad

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i am coming.

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pale ingot
broken pebble
wooden surge
broken pebble
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nice crop

wooden surge
steel bone
quaint ore
tidal trellis
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3 whole pings!!

steel bone
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Stop sending gae gifs

tidal trellis
steel bone
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The shout of the World

tidal trellis
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My gifs are fine

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See it's just mari

steel bone
broken pebble
sullen linden
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Upon further observation Flopper is still innocent of any misconduct

steel bone
broken pebble
naive bison
broken pebble
steel bone
naive bison
steel bone
naive bison
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As in I won't play

quaint ore
steel bone
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Is there any hetero game left at all

wooden surge
pseudo robin
naive bison
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Kcd stands for kock cum dick

quaint ore
naive bison
quaint ore
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Only real mfs can appreciate the gachibass of KCD 2

steel bone
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Gachi is straighter

quaint ore
tidal trellis
quaint ore
steel bone
dreamy flaxBOT
wooden surge
native aurora
runic sorrel
river zealot
narrow lotus
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Also Falco crying about me posting spoilers when this guy posts the whole cinematic

river zealot
mossy void
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Flaco Hernandez

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Wild west gunslinger

solar breach
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@astral thicket I do not sorry, I used to have crashers but they patched those years ago

steel bone
eager igloo
mossy void
placid sail
steel bone
pseudo robin
river zealot
pseudo robin
steel bone
solar breach
solar breach
tidal trellis
pseudo robin
solar breach
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Can't wait to go to heaven and be able to fight omori fans to the death in the fight pits God himself created. hmmtodayiwill

steel bone
pseudo robin
solar breach
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Best movie ong

river zealot
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@potent hamlet

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solar breach
naive bison
solar breach
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I know that's why the devil is a spectator. He's the one who sponsors the fights.

naive bison
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video so good it deserves to be in brainfart too

river zealot
naive bison
placid sail
river zealot
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i shall take a nap

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honk shoo

naive bison
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while ur mid snooze

river zealot
naive bison
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type shit

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ur the guy in the green shirt

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accurate height too

steel bone
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Bro's 1.5m

solar breach
naive bison
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i wanna post LTG videos

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but that guy is so fucking vile in every thing he says

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i can't without being banned

mossy void
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Your life is everything

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You serve all purpose

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You should treat yourself now! kys

naive bison
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breezy serves no purpose

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his purpose in life is reading my blocked messages, stay on my dick daily

mossy void
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Kill yourself

narrow lotus
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i would underhand grenade xalrider if i could ngl

prisma venture
naive bison
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what did i do

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i'm a nice guy

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never threatened anyone with violence

narrow lotus
naive bison
prisma venture
pastel quartz
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woman...

mossy void
naive bison
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i live rent free in your head

mossy void
naive bison
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shit or get off the pot

mossy void
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2 blocked messages

naive bison
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unblock me or keep pretending you don't read my whole ass logs

steel bone
naive bison
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got them printed out on A4 paper, using em as wallpapers

naive bison
prisma venture
steel bone
naive bison
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i meant to post peepoGlad

mossy void
prisma venture
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so @mossy void whats the deal with xal?

naive bison
mossy void
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Xal and I havent ever gotten along

prisma venture
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ah

steel bone
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Drama in brfrt POGGIES1

naive bison
prisma venture
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aha

mossy void
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So I blocked him to give myself the choice to interact rather than just seeing his shit

prisma venture
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typical of discord arguments yes yes

naive bison
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i dont care i'm blocked, if i am - stop reading my shit and interacting with me

naive bison
mossy void
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He makes me regret trying to interact in a positive way

steel bone
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😂

naive bison
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makes a concious decision to do it

prisma venture
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this shit keeps getting better

naive bison
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which is even worse than reading a message randomly

naive bison
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whatever

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time to post memes

mossy void
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I try to be cool, he spits in my face, and for whatever reason I keep trying

solar breach
mossy void
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He’s a very angry little man

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Very sad

prisma venture
mossy void
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Shut up

wooden surge
naive bison
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZpao3FgGLo&ab_channel=DomingoPepperoni

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which one is falco

prisma venture
steel bone
mossy void
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It’s really sad too because I try to be nice to this fucking mental case

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He wants none of it

steel bone
prisma venture
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so today i went to work for the first time and first shit i saw in the changing room was naked man around 6 am btw

steel bone
solar breach
narrow lotus
solar breach
prisma venture
narrow lotus
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Modern slavery

solar breach
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Was it an old head by chance

narrow lotus
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Nice

wooden surge
prisma venture
wooden surge
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Some dudes will simply just do it with others present

mossy void
steel bone
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😂

solar breach
prisma venture
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btw took a huge shit in my work to assert dominance

solar breach
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But if you want to continue ranting like a baby go ahead.

steel bone
mossy void
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Can you two both stop being dicks

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Jesus

narrow lotus
steel bone
wooden surge
prisma venture
mossy void
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All this over someone asking a question and me answering it

naive bison
solar breach
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You ain't the most literate in online discussions are ya.

prisma venture
naive bison
narrow lotus
prisma venture
wooden surge
prisma venture
mossy void
solar breach
# narrow lotus

Steam when you get down to it has some really scummy shit going on behind the scenes, but their competition has been repeatedly blowing off their own limbs with a ks-23 and lobotomizing each other so it dosent exactly matter.

prisma venture
naive bison
steel bone
naive bison
pale ingot
naive bison
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i know what kind of man you are

wooden surge
solar breach
narrow lotus
mossy void
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Skibidi bladerunner

steel bone
wooden surge
prisma venture
narrow lotus
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P!avatar 917140963531583489

foggy mantleBOT
narrow lotus
naive bison
prisma venture
mossy void
naive bison
prisma venture
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psh

solar breach
steel bone
wooden surge
prisma venture
solar breach
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Kanye be fighting a losing battle against ye

mossy void
steel bone
solar breach
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Also reminder during his first "incident" there was a wax museum that removed his statue for anti semitism, same museum also had a hitler statue KekSkew

narrow lotus
wooden surge
naive bison
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hey

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listen

prisma venture
naive bison
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nvm no matter what i say it's gonna come out bad

prisma venture
naive bison
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I HATE ADOLF HITLER

solar breach
atomic crane
prisma venture
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lies

steel bone
mossy void
prisma venture
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so what

mossy void
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Just another in the pack

wooden surge
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🤨

naive bison
# prisma venture

i was gonna say "that was the old me" but that wasn't even me, that was KANYE'S TAKE

solar breach
naive bison
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you know what

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im tired of you guys

prisma venture
solar breach
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Xal how could you say that

naive bison
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nvm ur baiting

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i love you so much guys

prisma venture
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u have to search it

atomic crane
naive bison
prisma venture
solar breach
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"Baiting" ah yes me being sarcastic

wooden surge
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It's true

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I was there

mossy void
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Shrodinger’s racism

prisma venture
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AHA KEY WITNESS

solar breach
wooden surge
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I hit him with the 🤨

prisma venture
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he was there so its true

mossy void
wooden surge
prisma venture
naive bison
solar breach
prisma venture
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gm_construct

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🙏

naive bison
# solar breach

there's shadows in the water there's shadows in the water there's shadows in the water there's shadows in the water there's shadows in the water there's shadows in the water there's shadows in the water there's shadows in the water there's shadows in the water there's shadows in the water there's shadows in the water there's shadows in the water

atomic crane
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iykyk

prisma venture
mossy void
austere shadow
pseudo robin
prisma venture
pseudo robin
prisma venture
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Want to see it in dms?

pseudo robin
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Sure

deep topaz
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Found those thingies you see in wild west movies

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Caution: flammable

prime zenith
bold kettle
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hey what are those long armed and legged zombie like things called again?

surreal sandal
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@old kettle @lean oak

lean oak
old kettle
lean oak
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Будешь?

old kettle
pale ingot
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fractures?

bold kettle
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yeah, i think

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one of them dropped fentanyl, i laughed for like 5 minutes

pale ingot
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osteoporisis demons

eager igloo
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@glad carbon I worked out a really nice system for working iron blooms

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I made an iron anvil so I have two now
Two blooms heating in forges
I take one, remove slag manually on one anvil, and let the helve hammer do the rest on the second anvil

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While it works I prepare the next bloom

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I didn't time it but I'm pretty sure it doesn't even take a minute to get one ingot

mossy void
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Otherwise known as the “Russian Thistle”

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Most likely seeds got mixed in with crop seed imports, and since the wild west is a perfect climate and landscape, they thrived
A single tumbleweed becomes a trail next year becomes a field the next

frail scaffold
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i didnt know they were russian but did know they werent native

mossy void
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Yep, CGPGrey has a whole video about it

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The Trouble With Tumbleweeds

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Very cool stuff :)

frail scaffold
stone blade
narrow lotus
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!busy

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narrow lotus
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Busy gooning?

mossy void
solar breach
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Actually a mad impressive feat

pseudo robin
placid sail
solar breach
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Unfortunate KekSkew

eager igloo
placid sail
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do it yourself you kfc frier prepack

eager igloo
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Gonna add it to your coffee

placid sail
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I don't drink coffee

solar breach
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Gonna add it to your water heater

storm stream
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Hello Buzy and Menace. jokergehalt
I hope you have a good rest of Tuesday and week

narrow lotus
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you dont drink coffee you dont drink monster , russian aldo here

tulip glacier
fallow trellis
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I got this from a porn website

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in the comment sections

placid sail
solar breach
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You can buy whole frozen skinned gators down here it's great

fallow trellis
eager igloo
solar breach
broken pebble
storm stream
eager igloo
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Irish coffee

storm stream
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Would Irish coffee have whiskey in it instead of liqueur?

placid sail
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cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum

heady crow
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bzeek broke

placid sail
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boke boke

heady crow
shell venture
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woke up
vision is blurry

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is it over

steel bone
shell venture
stone blade
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@narrow lotus @heavy peak

prisma venture
river zealot
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@placid sail pisi

placid sail
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ᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉ

magic tartan
prisma venture
narrow lotus
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ice pick fell down on woman , killed her

heavy peak
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Sharp pointy things tend to do that

narrow lotus
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hmm actually this wasnt even an ice pick, it was just block of ice from the roof

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broke her neck instantly

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death jesus christ

heavy peak
prisma venture
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womp womp

narrow lotus
prisma venture
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noting

shell venture
potent hamlet
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My first day of work has been going great lmao

bold kettle
narrow lotus
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eager igloo
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frail scaffold
pastel quartz
shell venture
pastel quartz
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pastel quartz
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how is this

prisma quartz
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can't believe people only twerk for money nowadays

pastel quartz
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would u?

prisma quartz
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nuh uh

pastel quartz
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i would

prisma quartz
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i would do it for free

pastel quartz
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whore

prisma quartz
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philanthropist

pale ingot
pastel quartz
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@steel bone

steel bone
pastel quartz
steel bone
narrow lotus
bold kettle
steel bone
bold kettle
misty seal
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gm

shell venture
bold kettle
visual stirrup
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we need a porn channel for all you fucking gooners

narrow lotus
bold kettle
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we'll just call it server apropriate. Something fitting like

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Err

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J.E.R.K.M.A.T.E. shadow of gooners

deep topaz
prime zenith
pale ingot
prime zenith
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elp

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eeelp

pale ingot
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no elp

prime zenith
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i did it

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👏🏻

stone blade
green schooner
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@tidal trellis twink

tidal trellis
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Wha-

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OH MY

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It's you!

green schooner
tidal trellis
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I'm studying Charon!!!! Go watch some videos or something...IDK!!! Whatever Charon does!!! madge

green schooner
tidal trellis
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You can't just -

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AAAAAAA

green schooner
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Yeah your gae

pale ingot
visual stirrup
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GET OUT OF HERE, GOONER

tidal trellis
broken pebble
prisma quartz
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damn 😔

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clear bear
glad ingot
low atlas
tidal trellis
tidal trellis
native aurora
bold kettle
prisma quartz
visual stirrup
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that shit would go hard

tidal trellis
native aurora
clear bear
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pov ur flop

prisma quartz
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they must be saying nice things

bold kettle
tidal trellis
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Guh? weirdge

bold kettle
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So many new plot additions

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Oblivion cut content

native aurora
deep topaz
broken topaz
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The source

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:D

tidal trellis
bold kettle
deep topaz
native aurora
native aurora
prisma venture
shell venture
prisma venture
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@shell venture https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJTBOo8V4l4

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prisma venture
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i mean german beer is not bad

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but czech beer is just better in my opinion

native aurora
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just drink any beer if u want to get drunk

narrow lotus
native aurora
prisma venture
narrow lotus
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man i love beer

native aurora
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hello

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i only drank it once
and it was some expensive one

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tasted good

prisma venture
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which one?

native aurora
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no idea im in russia

tidal trellis
native aurora
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i already polished it with a cup of vodka.
so i had fun

prisma venture
prisma venture
native aurora
prisma venture
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home made slivovacia 😘

tidal trellis
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Finally time to get on PC kek1 my brains all melted from studying

native aurora
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its not like i have like
whiskey, beer, vodka and wine somewhere in house clueless

tidal trellis
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Yippee

native aurora
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(my dad is going to drink it all)

native aurora
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its late

prisma venture
native aurora
prisma venture
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goood good

native aurora
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so that's reasonable

civic panther
native aurora
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he has the most crazy dad lore i heard

gleaming grove
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Rat birthday

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tidal trellis
native aurora
native aurora
prisma venture
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but this badboyy

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gat daum

tidal trellis
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I got stuff to play

native aurora
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go sleep

native aurora
tidal trellis
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madge I got stuff to play and do and people to VC with!!!

bold kettle
native aurora
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ur too young

tidal trellis
native aurora
broken topaz
native aurora
gleaming grove
broken topaz
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flop

primal rapids
native aurora
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flop irl photo got leaked in brainfart again

frail scaffold
broken topaz
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ugh

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slivovice

prisma venture
broken topaz
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slivovice is not for drinking

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much like grappa

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its to be poured down the drain

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vile drinks

tidal trellis
frail scaffold
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whats ur fav booze

tidal trellis
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He's too traumatized to be this

tidal trellis
broken topaz
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but its whiskey

native aurora
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whiske

broken topaz
frail scaffold
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i didnt like whiske

prisma venture
frail scaffold
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or brandy

tidal trellis
broken topaz
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so dw

prisma venture
frail scaffold
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i had uhhhh

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uhhh

bold kettle
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One time i mixed blue pepsi with whiskey, it was great

frail scaffold
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whats the other brownish liqour

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are day drinkers

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with substance and anger management issues

frail scaffold
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nvm i did actually like the brandy

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it was brandy i had at that one party

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dont like whiske tho

prisma venture
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@broken topaz where are u from?

primal rapids
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I manage a gas station, at least half of our regulars are day drinkers

frail scaffold
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or smokers

broken topaz
primal rapids
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Or instant lotto addicts

frail scaffold
prisma venture
broken topaz
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i guess its not that surprising

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I have this one guy who comes in here almost every day and spends upwards of $400 dollars on instant lotto

broken topaz
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because at first i thought you were someone else

bold kettle
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You know, technically speaking its way healthier to drink during daytime instead of nighttime because it wont interfere with sleep as much

primal rapids
broken topaz
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and was inclined to tell you

frail scaffold
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cus when i worked cashier all i had to do lottery wise was cash in tickets

frail scaffold
prisma venture
broken topaz
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European

gleaming grove
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eupean

broken topaz
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eupee

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We could have it set up to do automatically but that requires a newer machine which would cost money and we aren't nearly valuable enough for that and neither is our time.

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Which is why it irritates the shit out of me when people come into my store, buy instant lotto, immediately scratch them off there at the counter, and hand them back, multiple times

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I'm not a fucking slot machine, you want to gamble, go to the casino

potent hamlet
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The power went off lmao

tidal trellis
frail scaffold
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when my ex gf worked a gas station she still had to do the lottery shit manually and it looked like torture

broken topaz
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You dont have my address

frail scaffold
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idk how the customers deal with it either it looks annoying for every part involved LOL

broken topaz
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only like 3 people from this server have my address

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which is already too many

frail scaffold
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thats more than 0

primal rapids
frail scaffold
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going to the headshop at 10pm and theres one guy gambling his life away on the slots when i just want a pre roll

heady crow
broken topaz
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At this point i thought you had my address tbf

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Santeri does

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Of course I also have plenty of alcoholics, some of which know they can't afford the beer they bring to the counter so they immediately look for the tip jar to steal from

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Which is why whenever it's my shift the tip jar doesn't fucking exist

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It isn't real

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the ones that gave me the most issue was cigarette smokers

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they think just cus we aint a smoke shop they dont need ID

primal rapids
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I had this one blind guy in there that somehow didn't know his preferred brand of smokes by name and wanted to preemptively open and feel the cigarettes before he bought them.

frail scaffold
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LMAO?

prisma venture
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lmao?

frail scaffold
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hes looking for the braille on the filter

high wing
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skill issue

heavy peak
broken topaz
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me too

prisma venture
broken topaz
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i had to buy 50 dollars worth of audio stuff

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just to fix myy issue

primal rapids
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There's also the Karens who don't believe anyone who works at a gas station is a real person and they should drop everything they're doing to wait on the Karen's every whim

broken topaz
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The average person has little basic common curtesy left anymore

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or they just dont care about your average service worker

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Customers make messes, never put shit back, carry shit through half the store only to abandon their entire cart somewhere

primal rapids
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I had one that didn't know how to pump gas, didn't know what kind of gas her truck took, and wanted me to leave the store to pump her gas for her while I had five people in a line at the counter, then called me a soulless and rude piece of shit when I wouldn't.

broken topaz
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i love when people ask something i go "we dont have it"

prisma venture
broken topaz
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"But are you sure, can you check in the back, in the storage?"

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"Miss, we dont even have storage"

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"beyond this door is a 5 foot long hallway that leads to a dingy little room and a bathroom"

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"we most definitely have nothing in storage"

primal rapids
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Or when they don’t believe me when I say their lotto wasn’t a winner and try to get me to pay out whatever number they pull from their ass

broken topaz
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you're so real for that

primal rapids
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The lotto machine’s word is god, I pay out exactly as much as it tells me to pay out.

broken topaz
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I would atleast pretend to look through storage

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if we had storage

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xd

primal rapids
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Then there’s the current issue at work where our walk-in cooler is broken so everything in there is room temperature and every fucking customer is like “did you know everything in your cooler feels warm?” No fucking shit? I had no clue. I just threw out all the dairy products as a joke.

broken topaz
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On the contrary i once helped someone find what they were looking for

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in a store i didnt work in

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Also some old grand dad had some insane rizz towards one of my coworkers

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dude must have been like 80 and my coworker is this 24 year old russian girl with a nose piercing

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comes in

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Points at her nose ring "you got a husband that pulls on that, or are you free later?"

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as a joke

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but thats good rizz grandpa

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im gonna write that down

primal rapids
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And then there are the old fogies that get upset when I don’t have their ancient niche cigarettes in a tiny ass gas station where everything is fighting for space and the planograms are meaningless because they’re made for shelves twice the size of ours.

broken topaz
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some old dude recently asked if we had composite video cables

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like bro

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ever hear about hdmi???

primal rapids
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And then there are the people who think it’s still 1980 and they can pay for their gas after pumping it and act surprised and appalled when I inform them that’s not the case.

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Like what tiny backwoods podunk do these people live in where their gas stations still do that

misty seal
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whats podunk

broken pebble
broken topaz
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butger

misty seal
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Rural. Out of nowhere.

upper shore
broken pebble
river zealot
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Interesting dream i just had

upper shore
river zealot
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Killed a guy because he mugged me caught

misty seal
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mugged a guy because he killed me

upper shore
misty seal
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tht would be appropriate for dreams

primal rapids
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Killed a mugger because he guyed me

upper shore
misty seal
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what steal my air

upper shore
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For instance a ghost drank my milk a very long time ago

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100% true

misty seal
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that was you

primal rapids
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Was it Santa?

river zealot
upper shore
river zealot
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And he was brown

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Which we dont get much here

upper shore
primal rapids
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Put Cry of Fear guy in FEAR and see how long he lasts against the Replicants

upper shore
broken pebble
misty seal
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i got flashbanged

upper shore
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simon, meet simon

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broken pebble
midnight cloud
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Uuuuuuuuughhhhh

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OOOOUUUUUGGHHHHHHHH

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.....

primal rapids
midnight cloud
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AAAAAARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!

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OOOUUUUAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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Ugh

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EEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH

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....

misty seal
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inadqute

midnight cloud
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AAAAAAAUUUUUGHHHHHHH PFPFPFPFPF

misty seal
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screaming in the public restroom

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

midnight cloud
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

misty seal
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

midnight cloud
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OOOUUUGGGAAAAAGGAAAAAAHHHHH

slender rock
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KYA~~~~~~~~~~~~ IKU!!!!!!!! YAMAAATAAEEE

midnight cloud
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AAAAAAAAARRRRGGHHHHHHH!!!!

misty seal
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...

midnight cloud
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...

misty seal
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

midnight cloud
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

high wing
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moddds

midnight cloud
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UUUUUUUAAAAAARRRGGGHHHH

shell venture
broken pebble
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too fat

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its eye candy but simply too big

high wing
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thats an elites ass

broken pebble
broken pebble
bold kettle
shell venture
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there is never enough ass

broken pebble
broken pebble
shell venture
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mfer just jokerge2 react and move along

broken pebble
shell venture
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it's not even real

broken pebble
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just wait and see.

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aliens one day will come along, trust

shell venture
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until that happens this isn't real

bold kettle
shell venture
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me too

broken pebble
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dude imagine

bold kettle
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I am

slender rock
shell venture
river zealot
broken pebble
prisma venture
broken pebble
lyric horizon
slender rock
bold kettle
prisma quartz
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i can't stop singing this

steel bone
prisma quartz
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this is like the third time i posted this

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everyone needs to have it stuck in their head

steel bone
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😂

heavy peak
stone blade
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Gave that bitch morning wood to nibble on call her a beaver dracula

heavy peak
frail scaffold
steel bone
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not the slipknot Wahh

heavy peak
# steel bone not the slipknot <:Wahh:1031215422999113758>

https://youtu.be/at2BufPf6bo

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SMART Parody of Psychosocial by Slipknot (James Corden, please have...

This is insane— Slipknot played MY version live!! https://youtu.be/RLavtb7f1jE

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Insane thumbnail

heavy peak
# frail scaffold Insane thumbnail

What's more insane
https://youtu.be/RLavtb7f1jE

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EVERYONE in Pennsylvania sang along to MY version of Psychosocial 🥺...

Can't tell you guys how much this means to me. Thank you to Slipknot for promising to never play the old version of Psychosocial again

Here’s the non-live version https://youtu.be/at2BufPf6bo

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frail scaffold
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LOLL

steel bone
stone blade
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shine

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just realized

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your little thingy character looks like webber from don't starve

heavy peak
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P!magik 802322512204529684

foggy mantleBOT
steel bone
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🫃🏻

heavy peak
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Damn, minimal change

steel bone
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damn once i sent preg emoji, grok woke up

naive bison
steel bone
shell venture
naive bison
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what?

steel bone
stone turret
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why is that an emoji

shell venture
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cockrider

steel bone
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he meant " LipBite "

shell venture
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was LipBite always here ?

steel bone
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yes

naive bison
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caught caught caught caught caught caught caught caught caught caught caught caught caught caught caught caught GUESS THE GAME

shell venture
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!busy

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sit down, that's an F-

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see me after class

tidal trellis
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eh may aswell

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!busy

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tidal trellis
river zealot
low atlas
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naive bison
naive bison
low atlas
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oh no

river zealot
naive bison
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Concerned ???

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venom hella cheeked up here no? am i tweakin?

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bro the regular venom model without a host is so fucking scary monkaS

stone turret
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lotta cake in chat today

naive bison
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im hungry today

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my dinner was an orange

misty seal
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people out there

upper shore
stone turret
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both were aliens too oddly

heady crow
upper shore
misty seal
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where can i getwhite knucle

upper shore
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I bet it's a steam indie / itch.io thing, I haven't played it only saw a demo. Matter of fact I don't know if it's actually out yet.

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Oh ok yeah it's on steam and there's a demo you can play for free

naive bison
upper shore
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ELECTROLYTES

stone turret
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With all of those electrolytes, does that mean it is now an apex predator like cocaine bear?

upper shore
#

we will ask the snake to aid us in battle

stone turret
#

give that snake a zyn

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deathtoll in the thousands

naive bison
solar breach
naive bison
upper shore
river zealot
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Wife

upper shore
grizzled meadow
upper shore
narrow lotus
heavy peak
upper shore
proud cipher
naive bison
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I DO NOT CONSENT

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🖐️ peepostarechamp2

hazy finch
upper shore
river zealot
upper shore
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shower taken successfully. they won't know what hit 'em

proud cipher
naive bison
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warning: emotional

proud cipher
hazy finch
sour inlet
hazy finch
proud cipher
narrow lotus
eager igloo
river zealot
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@stone blade

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naive bison
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what is a connoisseur

dreamy flaxBOT
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📚 Mixology Connoisseur

a person who is especially [competent] to pass [critical] judgments on [the art] of making drinks

naive bison
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wait is that how you spell it

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news to me

manic pagoda
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Let’s go 😎

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river zealot
manic pagoda
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Mgo1?

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naive bison
ancient barn
frail scaffold
naive bison
frail scaffold
river zealot
naive bison
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and he's running back onto the ice

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dumbass deserves to not be saved

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fucking idiot

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🖕 peepostarechamp2

solar breach
naive bison
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idk wtf happened

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did the rocket fly back or sth

glad carbon
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hiii @placid sail @frail scaffold @mossy void

frail scaffold
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solar breach
frail scaffold
naive bison
frail scaffold
solar breach
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"wahhhh data transfer is expensive" maybe you shouldve thought of that before opening a chatroom whos main appeal is ease of use smh

solar breach
frail scaffold
solar breach
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a certain gif comes to mind

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that i dont have access to

glad carbon
river zealot
sullen nimbus
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glad carbon
river zealot
frail scaffold
sullen nimbus
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Fucking cnc shops hate me

glad carbon
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ur gonna have to settle for lathes

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sorry vro

sullen nimbus
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Nah imma go for a maid 😂

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At this point its paid more

slender rock
#

even that is a bit of a circus act in itself

frail scaffold
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Itd be more fun for sure

sullen nimbus
glad carbon
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i love lathes more than cnc imma be honest

frail scaffold
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@slender rock wanna see this 12 string i restored? I think you were the one postin instruments

glad carbon
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i know one can like instantly kill me if my hand slips but like

frail scaffold
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Wait are they not the same thing

slender rock
glad carbon
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lathes just sound and look cooler

frail scaffold
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Older than me i think

slender rock
frail scaffold
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No, thats the other one

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This one still old tho

slender rock
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still counts

frail scaffold
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The bottom saddle piece was held together with toothpicks before i got to it

slender rock
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