🎪bruh-fart

[civic panther]

and how fucking massive is your handwriting to make that much paper

[potent hamlet]

Ever seen a telephone book?

[stoic girder]

Should have done more reps

[gleaming grove]

Kinda like me I just want to collect cute looking stuff or military tactical gear

The duality of me

[primal rapids]

Do they still make phone books

[potent hamlet]

Yeah

[naive bison]

what does q stand for

[potent hamlet]

I had a 2018 version

[civic panther]

nobody has a telephone books worth of paper for what clothes they'd wanna wear

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/big-trouble-if-i-speak-if-i-speak-i-am-in-big-trouble-speak-big-gif-23519858

[narrow sorrel]

queer

oh wow

[naive bison]

how big is the stack of papers

[narrow sorrel]

It worked?!

[potent hamlet]

Don't ever ask Shein bitches about their account

[narrow sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-discord-mod-moderator-moderation-clash-of-clans-gif-24080525

[naive bison]

what does that mean

[gilded blade]

What's the G stand for?

[potent hamlet]

They have at least 25k of clothing items

[stoic girder]

its being 120% gey

[narrow sorrel]

Unironically?
Unusual, weird,

[potent hamlet]

Quads

[naive bison]

breaking news

[narrow sorrel]

(aka everyone in fucking brainfart)

[potent hamlet]

Glutes

[gilded blade]

Gluteus maximus

[potent hamlet]

Yesterday I saw a Twink with a damn fat ass

It was @tidal trellis

[civic panther]

what

oh

nvm lmao

checks out

[narrow sorrel]

It's LGBT's strategy to include practically everyone and thereby be super OP

[potent hamlet]

I was like: "Bitch what are you doing with all that ass?"

[gilded blade]

Knew it was flop because of the smell

[naive bison]

???

[potent hamlet]

Double cheeked up, on a Thursday afternoon the sun is still up

[naive bison]

???????????

this fucking chat

[potent hamlet]

Of course you can smell it, greedy and fat

[naive bison]

when is the R coming

[gilded blade]

Dude needs a rag on a stick at this point

[naive bison]

for "racist"

[civic panther]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/813161028460085282/1341188352921174026/Screen_Recording_20250217_140844_YouTube_1.mp4?ex=67b5167d&is=67b3c4fd&hm=e1aebe8fd97ae1a7dcc05ba385648ef8f5647da4a4849cd6804d41ec38cf654a&

[mossy void]

So based

[potent hamlet]

I thought it was for retarded

[mossy void]

KILL THE FUCKING CRAB

KILL IT

[potent hamlet]

KILL THE FUCKING RICH MAN

[civic panther]

man its been so long since iv had good seafood

[mossy void]

I thought that’s what he was going for too lmao

I was a little worried

[naive bison]

what did he do

[civic panther]

my family used to do a crab/seafood night once a year way back when

[naive bison]

mr crabs feeding the entire city and never compromises on quality

[mossy void]

He’s a selfish pos lmao

[naive bison]

W man

a single father as well

[mossy void]

Sold his loyal frycook’s soul for 62 cents

[narrow sorrel]

...damn I'd eat the rich too if they were all crabs

[potent hamlet]

Your mom feeds the entire town and never compromises on quality

[naive bison]

alright

[mossy void]

Town bike ass

Lmao

[narrow sorrel]

is this from spy kids?

[naive bison]

you rly wanna do this?

[mossy void]

Close!

[naive bison]

[mossy void]

A shitty marvel sequel

(It was not good)

[gilded blade]

yes it's George Lopez in Spy Kids

[naive bison]

name a good marvel movie that's not iron man 2

[potent hamlet]

There are two bitches in a bike, and your mom falls off

[narrow sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/where-is-the-h-why-are-you-gae-h-simon-simon-kaggwa-njala-gif-313592632879243887

[naive bison]

"should homosexuals be given attention" such a petty title

[gilded blade]

Infinity War

[naive bison]

wrong

[mossy void]

Just about every one between iron man 1 and endgame
That entire sequence of movies was really good
Everything after that was shit

[narrow sorrel]

oh this is the one with "atom bomb" line!

[potent hamlet]

The Mermaid

No wait

[naive bison]

captain marvel is somewhere in that spread so its dogshit

[gilded blade]

!delight

[split canyon]

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[mossy void]

Ragnarok was pretty mid at points

[potent hamlet]

Batman 2022

[mossy void]

Captain marvel was pretty mid too

[civic panther]

iron man one

[naive bison]

that's DC you fucking retard

[narrow sorrel]

all of the movies with daniel brühl

[mossy void]

That’s why I said just about every one and not every one

[naive bison]

it has Terrence Howard in it

[potent hamlet]

Still better than any marvel movie

[gilded blade]

He made a suit in a cave all by himself

[mossy void]

TONY STARK BUILT THIS IN A CAVE

[potent hamlet]

Fucking THE KILLING JOKE

[narrow sorrel]

(actually those were shit but brühl act gud)

[mossy void]

WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS

[mossy void]

SO TRUE

FUCK THE NEW STAGE

SHITS SO ASS

[naive bison]

end game had captain marvel in it

[civic panther]

ok?

[mossy void]

So

End game was a good movie

[naive bison]

whole movie ruined

[mossy void]

Very very good end to a very very good series

[naive bison]

all the time travel alternate universe bullshit

[stoic girder]

i dont want to watch 1.5 hours of tv slop to get the plot in a marvel movie

[naive bison]

like

im out

[potent hamlet]

Batman: The Dark Knight Returns
But the animated movie

[pale ingot]

WHAT THE FUCK

[potent hamlet]

That shit was gold

[civic panther]

the tobey maguire/andrew garfield spiderman movies

[mossy void]

There are a few notable exceptions to post endgame

Being bad I mean

[naive bison]

yeah spiderman 1-3 were good

[potent hamlet]

Captain America: The Winter Soldier

[mossy void]

The spider trio was really good

[civic panther]

[mossy void]

I loved that one

[gilded blade]

What's up with the anti flash like what a freak

[narrow sorrel]

https://youtu.be/y8BtfeQQEK8?si=SxPhz6z2FLaTb5tj

[mossy void]

Dr strange sequel was dogshit

[naive bison]

it's crazy how well the CGI aged in spiderman 1-3

[stoic girder]

the girl power scene kinda took me away at the end of endgame

[naive bison]

meanwhile the fucking floating face in thor

[mossy void]

Loki the show was pretty good

[civic panther]

the guardians of the galaxy movies are all pretty good as well

[naive bison]

time travel alternate reality bullshit

[mossy void]

Those were secondary i find

Kind of in their own little world

[stoic girder]

I loved the aesthetics of the TVA

otherwise meh

[civic panther]

yeah, but still marvel universe movies, and still good

[mossy void]

I thought it had a really good ending

[narrow sorrel]

....tennessee valley authority?

[mossy void]

Yes

That

[potent hamlet]

Flash has never been a decent character

[mossy void]

Sure

[stoic girder]

gave me scp vibes

[deep topaz]

finally got me stupid blu ray drive to work

[narrow sorrel]

"I AGED YOUR MILK!"

[deep topaz]

powered usb hub and VLC media player

[mossy void]

And then we have she hulk, the greatest piece of media ever made by man

[civic panther]

age of ultron was good simply because ultron was a fucking peak character

[narrow sorrel]

IT WAS ME BARRY

[stoic girder]

this stupd bitch still uses blu-ray

[gilded blade]

The fact that his arch nemesis is a fucked up version of himself that just seeks to screw with him all day so strange

[naive bison]

age of ultron
dies in an hour and a half

[civic panther]

what the fuck did i do

[naive bison]

[mossy void]

She Hulk was the magnum opus of all film or tv show, nothing will ever top the mastery of She-Hulk

[narrow sorrel]

does he actually do anything other than have a metal arm?

[civic panther]

he was a good bad guy while he was there, pretty fucking memorable as well

[potent hamlet]

Bucky Barnes was literally WHY I started to watch marvel movies

[narrow sorrel]

or is he in the category of normie "super" heroes?

[potent hamlet]

He killed Iron Man's parents

[naive bison]

when she twerked i could feel the force radiating of every single woman around me

[potent hamlet]

And I love him for that too

[deep topaz]

and what else would I use

[naive bison]

snarky robotman #2149

[civic panther]

the first thor movie was pretty alright

[narrow sorrel]

there are women near you?

[potent hamlet]

Then he caused the division to make the Civil War in the avengers

[naive bison]

your mother

[potent hamlet]

He made Captain America kill people too

[civic panther]

he was one of the first

[narrow sorrel]

ah, fair enough

[mossy void]

So true

Shit made me want to off myself

[stoic girder]

A cognitohazard

[mossy void]

Every moment of that show made me suicidal

[narrow sorrel]

it wasnt just a woman in greenface?

[potent hamlet]

He gave Iron Man a good fucking beat up accompanied by Captain America

[gilded blade]

The division was about a plague wiping out New York

[mossy void]

I watched like two episodes

Just to get an idea

Of how fucking bad it really is

[potent hamlet]

The division in the avenger's team

[stoic girder]

fuck man they ruined the whole green amazon giantess fetish of mine

[potent hamlet]

He killed the president

[gilded blade]

Tom Clancy

[civic panther]

oh yeah, completely forgot
marvel doesn't stop at the avengers, x-men movies, deadpool,THE BLADE MOVIES

[mossy void]

The fucking.
Jeep cherokee
Vs
A man capable of picking up and throwing abrams tanks like they were made of cardboard
Lost to a fucking jeep

[potent hamlet]

Bucky Barnes is literally my favorite character because he used weapons

[naive bison]

why watch it

it's obviously gonna be dogshit

[potent hamlet]

Then he got fucked up by cutting his hair and giving him PTSD

[gilded blade]

The Punisher??

[narrow sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/sam-fisher-splinter-cell-ubisoft-tom-clancy-gif-23351587

[stoic girder]

"you havent suffered like i have" says the woman to the man who tried to kill himself

[naive bison]

saying "i control anger better than THE FUCKING HULK because im a woman" should qualify as some sort of warcrime

[mossy void]

Just to see if it’s as awful as people say
And I didn’t watch it
I just watched two episodes and then saw cringe compilations

[potent hamlet]

The Punisher too, but I feel like he's more like a killing machine with some kind of moral compass

[gilded blade]

I want a new good splinter cell so bad dude

[potent hamlet]

Bucky Barnes was full bad because he was controlled

[narrow sorrel]

The Punisher but he just makes puns

[naive bison]

the most useless thing in all of marvel: a gun

[potent hamlet]

Pretty much

[pale ingot]

man made plague.. ou noo... genetically modified smallpox...

[civic panther]

something that sorta peeved me was everyone liking the wandavision show, but literally 100% of everything happening is just wanda being completely unable to handle loss as an adult
because yeah, losing your husband and brother sucks, but im not gonna have sympathy for you after you ENSLAVE AN ENTIRE TOWN OF INNOCENT FUCKING PEOPLE

[potent hamlet]

But give a gun to a character that knows how to use it and he'll make any avenger tremble

[gilded blade]

Tom Clancy's covid-19

[stoic girder]

and they are aware of for every second

[potent hamlet]

They literally couldn't defeat Bucky in the start of his attack

[civic panther]

and the end scene where some dumbass says "they will never know what you sacrified" WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!

[naive bison]

and people treated her like a victim

[narrow sorrel]

It always bugged me that you had actual beings of great power and then "normal human (black widow)", "normal human in a suit" and "normal human with funny arm"

[potent hamlet]

The Punisher fucked up like twice or thrice the blind dude

[pale ingot]

i dont even remember if it like spread across more than just ny

[narrow sorrel]

oh, and "normal human with a bow"

[stoic girder]

imagine getting back your mind and now you are married to some stranger because wanda wanted a tv show

[civic panther]

fucking retarded ass show, honestly felt like one of those "strong female character" type pandering pieces that refusd to admit that a women made a mistaske or did something wrong

[naive bison]

dw guys hawkeye is very good and useful

[potent hamlet]

He killed 31 prisoners with a couple sticks and shit

[mossy void]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-vs-wintersoldier-gif-21649164

Shit made me loose my mind

[gilded blade]

It did in The Division 2

[narrow sorrel]

he jumped off the cliff gud

[stoic girder]

actual cinema

[mossy void]

Bro is crazy strong
I fucking love spider man

It’s wild

[potent hamlet]

That part made me so mad

[civic panther]

as well as the moment where mr fantastic literally TOLD WANDA about that one guys powers, like holy shit, actually fucking stupid

[mossy void]

Bro took that punch like it was just a prosthetic

[potent hamlet]

Like, just punch him with the other hand

[pale ingot]

thats like 6 months after first contact but then how far did it spread

[mossy void]

When it’s capable of disintegrating concrete

[potent hamlet]

You can't let fucking Spiderman humiliate you like that

[stoic girder]

He was holding back, buchy hasnt seen spider-man

[mossy void]

When you have a hand capable of denting tanks, and it gets fucking caught
Tends to stunlock people

[narrow sorrel]

mannn, I wish the thanos lieutenant guy got more development

[mossy void]

Like “what in the fuck did you just do?”

[gilded blade]

I genuinely can't remember, plot kinda wasn't good in either of those games aside from a cool setting

[civic panther]

dont you start disrespecting spiderman
in lore spiderman is actually fucking INSANELY strong, while bucky just has a fucking metal arm

[stoic girder]

then he talks, and its just a kid

[potent hamlet]

Nah fuck that

[stoic girder]

flashbang

[pale ingot]

division 1 wins out in atmosphere over 2 for sure

i love division 1 darkzone

[potent hamlet]

IN LORE, NOT IN THE MOVIE

[mossy void]

I will never get over how insanely strong spiderman is

[civic panther]

also COMPLETELY ignoring spidersense

[stoic girder]

Division 1 had a cool vibe with the snow

[civic panther]

FUCK YO MOVIE CRACKER THAT DUMBASS SHOULDA BEEN KILLED, HE KILLED A BROS PARENTS

[potent hamlet]

I'm pretty sure Spider sense can be bypassed with enough punches

[narrow sorrel]

bucky I guess can superior combat experience his way put until spoderman just straight punches him I guess

[pale ingot]

this man has never walked through the entire darkzone 1-9

[gilded blade]

https://tenor.com/view/the-division-snow-tom-clancy-gif-15746985

[potent hamlet]

Some multimillionaires that were bad either way lmao get rekt

[pale ingot]

the darkzone alone makes division 1 > division 2

[stoic girder]

you mean the survivalist part?

[civic panther]

this is like some "what about goku" type shit
as if a normal guy with just a metal arm is gonna throw punches fast enough

[pale ingot]

the open world darkzone

[mossy void]

The bit where spiderman is fighting mysterio, and he is behind spiderman, and spiderman throws a punch at his face, only for it to connect with concrete, which makes a fucking spiderweb crater in the pillar

[civic panther]

yeah lets just not mention all the shit he did with hydra

[mossy void]

Bro was ready to kill

[gilded blade]

Yeah but who would win Goku or Spider-Man

[potent hamlet]

I mean yeah, if your strong punch gets caught, sweep the leg and try again

It usually works

[mossy void]

If that punch connected mysterio would have died

[narrow sorrel]

What was the point of hydra anyways?

[pale ingot]

goku wins bro

[mossy void]

Obviously

[narrow sorrel]

just being a silly little human menace for silly little humans?

[potent hamlet]

Goku

[mossy void]

Goku has teleportation

[civic panther]

you are an anomaly that drops womens average iq by DOZENS every word you speak

[mossy void]

Now maybe if spiderman goes serious he’ll have a fighting chance for a little bit

But if goku goes serious, no shot

[civic panther]

even i would say goku, but thats just because the power scaling in that show has gotten so fucking stupid its not even worth talking about anymore

[narrow sorrel]

who would win:
kid goku vs. spoderman

[mossy void]

Like fight to the death, they’re trying to kill each other, goku wins every single day

Now KID goku on the other hand

[gilded blade]

What SSG Gojeto Blue is too much?

[mossy void]

Gets fucking washed

[pale ingot]

kid goku gets rinsed

[civic panther]

once something goes into universe/multiverse type territory, its just dumb as hell arguing with it

[hazy finch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/963115086724075603/1127241059773194340/maximum-tension.gif

[civic panther]

see now THATS a good fucking fight, i think spiderman would have a genuine chance

[pale ingot]

i wonder which Goku is a good match up for spiderman

[potent hamlet]

You've never kicked another person's leg to a side to break their defense?

[potent hamlet]

None

[pale ingot]

kys

[potent hamlet]

You first

I got a haircut

[pale ingot]

Together?

[civic panther]

that works against normal fucking people who aren't spiderman
like what???? he's just gonna do a fucking handstand on lieutenant dans arm

[potent hamlet]

You not

[gilded blade]

On three

[civic panther]

probably whip his dumb ass around and THROW HIM

[mossy void]

The kind that really isn’t interested in winning, but just having a good honest sparring match

[potent hamlet]

Suplex bro

[civic panther]

you are so fucking stupid

[mossy void]

No crazy super sayian tricks and teleportation shit

Just speed and strength

[pale ingot]

im saying like which goku at which point in the series

[civic panther]

its too the point where i cant tell if your baiting or ACTUALLY this dumb

[pale ingot]

would be equal to spiderman

[gilded blade]

What about Kaioken?

[mossy void]

That’s a much more difficult question

[pale ingot]

i was thinking of like, goku on namek saga

before he gets super sayian

[potent hamlet]

You seen how Saiyan's fight in real time?

[gilded blade]

So Kaioken only Goku

[mossy void]

Goku before he gets the ability to phase shift and shit

[pale ingot]

yeah

[mossy void]

Idk I haven’t watched too much of the show

Just have a general handle

[civic panther]

still goku, even with no ki blast, kamehameha, no ki MANIPULATION, flying, kaioken, etc etc, gokus raw speed and power in hand to hand would wipe the floor with spiderman if he felt like it

[pale ingot]

this guy might be real

[potent hamlet]

https://youtube.com/shorts/aqS3QPnTGkQ?si=f1OovaD6JfKFPCOQ

[pale ingot]

the goku i just mentioned can train under 100x earths gravity and survive

[gilded blade]

Still extremely powerful but nowhere near as strong as super sayian

[pale ingot]

ion know if spiderman can do that

[civic panther]

i can accept pre-sayian no bs goku whiping the floor with spiderman in hand to hand, that makes sense
but some random fuck ass soldier with the super power of "leh metal arm" aint doing a fucking THING to spiderman, and it makes no sense to act otherwise

[potent hamlet]

Just shoot him at point blank

He can't run from that

[pale ingot]

honestly only equal matchup i can think of might actually only be goku at the start of dbZ

[gilded blade]

Spidey sense

[pale ingot]

namek saga prob too strong

[civic panther]

even teen goku right before fighting raditz would be able to beat spiderman, but would at least have a maybe rough time with it

[pale ingot]

i dont think he's a teen in Z, is he

[civic panther]

and yet everyone forgets that peter parker us usually, in most every universe, smart as shit and not retarded

[civic panther]

i cant remember, i think he has gohen then, so no

[pale ingot]

or am i forgetting how it all went

yeah

[civic panther]

all i know from dragon ball is

[pale ingot]

i was gonna say that he already has fuckin gohan

[potent hamlet]

Spide this sense bitchass

[civic panther]

tfs abridged

[potent hamlet]

You don't know DRAGON BALL AF?!

[pale ingot]

i watched up to around the namek saga so thats my extent of knowledge on dragon ball

[civic panther]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man2-spider-man-spider-man2train-fight-tobey-maguire-train-fight-gif-26415193

we are forgetting some stuff here

[gilded blade]

There's actually a thing about Spider-Man's writers having to purposely not write in spidey sense because of how ridiculously powerful it is and it just starts ruining stories

[civic panther]

i watched abriged dragon ball from team four star
i know dragon ball enough to know the basics of what everyone else knows, plus a bit more

[pale ingot]

so is it like a form of foresight

i dont actually know how powerful spiderman is

[gilded blade]

He gets like an upset stomach for a little bit whenever he's about to be killed yeah

[potent hamlet]

In reality he's really fucking strong and powerful

[pale ingot]

ik he strong i just dont know how strong

[civic panther]

he gets up there
with the iron spider suit most definitely negating bullets, as well as his in built strength, agility, not being a dumbass, and webbing (which can either be tech or built in depending on which spider)

[civic panther]

he stops a fully moving and loaded nyc train from falling off of the tracks with his hands and webbing

which is both insane about how strong his arms must be to not get pulled off
and his webbing not snapping/ripping

[potent hamlet]

He got angry once and beat up the shit out of that big mf

Or when he was venom and he was way wilder and unmerciful

[civic panther]

kingpin? yeah, he did do that, because in that comic, kingpin hired someone to find and kill peter parker, who he realized was spiderman, but he doged the bullet (spideysense) and it hit aunt may instead

[dreamy flax]

@grizzled meadow, you got a lick from @gilded blade

[civic panther]

[gilded blade]

I thought this would be really funny not weird

Didn't work

[potent hamlet]

I also remember when he stopped Rhino

[civic panther]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-miles-morales-gif-19656818

[potent hamlet]

And also can sustain a good amount of hits of Rhino or Kingpin

[potent hamlet]

Villains who with normal humans can kill them instantly

[pale ingot]

sexual assault type beat

[gilded blade]

I was trying to make a Peter Parker versus Miles Morales Poll and I saw reactions lick and I thought it might be funny but it wasn't funny

[potent hamlet]

Man I've always loved Videl

Especially when she had short hair

[civic panther]

https://tenor.com/view/videl-broly-dbz-throw-woman-gif-18603964

dodging a punch from super broly is actually a big feat for a human

so game recognize game ig

but then that clothesline hits

https://tenor.com/view/broly-dbz-videl-throw-woman-gif-18603950

[mossy void]

When he was swarmed with gun droids he out maneuvered every single one

[potent hamlet]

and sustaining a long fight with broly too

[mossy void]

And

Actually

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-spiderman-spider-man-far-from-home-mysterio-gif-10469093802659037497

Bitch

Point blank my ass

Bro had a gun to his head

Didn’t flinch

[civic panther]

the guy was invisible to

[mossy void]

Exactly

[civic panther]

so point blank guns are not a problem

[mossy void]

Bro had a gun inches from his temple from a man he couldn’t see

Caught that shit the moment the finger was on the trigger

He senses danger before it happens

You can shoot at him and he’ll know where the bullet is going before you even pull the trigger

[civic panther]

actual precog, with his speed, agility, and strength, makes him more op then you think

[potent hamlet]

when Videl, Goten and Trunks fought Broly, it was pretty impressive that 2 kids and a human were able to sustain a fight that long before Gohan was able to arrive

[civic panther]

yeah i feel like they nerfed the fuck out of broly for that one

[mossy void]

When spiderman stops pulling his punches he becomes a fuckin monster

[civic panther]

because in the first broly movie he had literally fucking EVERYONE gasping for air

[mossy void]

The only thing standing between spiderman and piles of bodies is his own restraint

And that’s part of why I love him so much :>

[civic panther]

https://tenor.com/view/fight-back-fight-back-gif-broly-goku-broly-vs-goku-gif-24966563

[civic panther]

oh, and his writers

dont forget the writers

they fucking HATE is ass for no reason

[pale ingot]

the divine beings

(writers)

[mossy void]

Well

[civic panther]

https://tenor.com/view/vegeta-broly-dbz-fight-gif-25648421

[mossy void]

Why would they write him as a killer

He’s no killer

I mean yeah there was that one comic

With kingpin

[civic panther]

https://tenor.com/view/broly-villain-saiyan-fighting-goku-gif-17670503

[mossy void]

Beat his ass into the ground

[civic panther]

z broly was something else

[mossy void]

Still didn’t kill him

[pale ingot]

light trolling

[civic panther]

not writing him as a killer, but making every worst possible fucking thing happen to him

[mossy void]

When spiderman fought kingpin as peter parker

[civic panther]

https://tenor.com/view/broly-running-gif-26450098

[mossy void]

The tragedy of great power

Gotta be some kind of tradeoff

The critical difference between a villain and a hero

[civic panther]

there's one where he becomes an actual spider person, and eats his family and lays eggs in them

[potent hamlet]

was it Gohan or Goku? i cant remember

[potent hamlet]

well, maybe he was injured or slowed because of the first coming

[potent hamlet]

He gave Gwen Stacy cancer

[pale ingot]

with great power comes great evil writers

[potent hamlet]

Mary Jane dies

Uncle Ben dies

[mossy void]

A terrible thing happens, a hero says “I’m never letting this happen to anyone ever again”
A villain says “I’m never letting this happen to me ever again”

[pale ingot]

[mossy void]

Something along those lines

[potent hamlet]

Aunt May dies

[mossy void]

Yep

[civic panther]

he then kidnaps and eats his HS crush

its really bad

[pale ingot]

theres some kind of fetish at play there

[civic panther]

and then there is that one where he gets an actually fucked up radiation diseases and dies on the street without any skin

[civic panther]

YO FUCK MARY JANE

MANIPULATIVE WHORE

[mossy void]

How else do you teach a boy with supreme power the value of said power

If not the hardest lesson of all, loss

[pale ingot]

i think after a while he learned bro why he keep losing

[civic panther]

ig, but they could probably let up with ACTUALLY torturing him

[potent hamlet]

yeah, he's a pain in the back

[mossy void]

Well at the same time like

For the sake of plot

If there is no conflict nothing happens

[civic panther]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk_ts-ZwdXI&t=44s&pp=ygUUbWFyeSBqYW5lIHNwaWRlcm1hbiA%3D

[mossy void]

There needs to be some kind of driving factor

Okay zendaya MJ is not a bad one

She’s great

And Tobey MJ is not a bad one either

She had no choice in the matter

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/amazing-spiderman-gif-7833663

[mossy void]

In fact like

I mean

[potent hamlet]

WHAT THE FUCK

HIS MASK JUST POPS

[mossy void]

I can’t think of ways to see mj as a bad person

Or gwen depending on the universe

[potent hamlet]

HIS MASK DISAPPEARS FROM HIS FACE AND HAIR

[mossy void]

Editing error lol

[civic panther]

she's awful in the tobey maguire movies
gwen im pretty sure is fine

[mossy void]

How is MJ awful in those movies

[potent hamlet]

I want to see her dead tbh

[mossy void]

She broke up with him because she was forced to like

She had no choice

[potent hamlet]

i just wanna know how they'll kill her now

[mossy void]

And also because he fuckin tossed her aside

[pseudo robin]

Peter should of banged that chick in his building not mj

[civic panther]

watch vid rn

[mossy void]

Not even just the venom shit

Like, she goes to him talking about her problems

And he makes it about him

“When spiderman blah blah blah” like brother NO

[potent hamlet]

imagine she's going like: ''You can do it peter, im with you'' and then get killed by fragments of a nearby explosion

[potent hamlet]

he was telling the truth

he was warning us

[mossy void]

Ok so many points are bad here

Women sometimes date assholes

That shit happens

ESPECIALLY in high school

So invalid

[potent hamlet]

i remember once making a villain on a superheroes roleplay and i won because they didn't know how to get rid of me

[stoic girder]

What is up with them shoving zendaya into everything

I think her agent must be well connected

[pale ingot]

skill issue tbh

[potent hamlet]

i just was some unabomber girl with a fascination to blow up police stations and stuff

[glacial cipher]

Is your pfp the acting mail man man?

[dreamy flax]

australiancunt., your new nickname is Sticks

[mossy void]

Second, every move peter made was very very very mild, and he never really gave strong signals he was that interested in her, more so infatuated. Meanwhile Harry makes moves on her, and she likes him a little sure but not really
Then spiderman saves her fuckin life, giving him a thank you kiss is not outside the realm of reason

[potent hamlet]

i infiltrated into their school and blew up the place

[mossy void]

Also bear in mind

We’re talking about high school kids

Like

Legit

Teenagers

[potent hamlet]

giving them alot of time to find the bombs and to find me

[stoic girder]

Green goblin was right about MJ

[pale ingot]

naurghh

[potent hamlet]

and the only one who was able to find me decided to surrender

lmao

[glacial cipher]

Nah they are adults wdym. If the actors are old so are the characters OBVIOUSLY

[pale ingot]

school bomber villain is crazy work

[potent hamlet]

literally the most realistic villain

and win

[pale ingot]

against superheroes

emphasis on super

[mossy void]

It’s easy to forget that because they look like grown ass adults xd

I often forget myself

[glacial cipher]

Ik lol

[mossy void]

I forget how so

[potent hamlet]

i had no real power, just intelligence and i was able to create materials

[mossy void]

Haven’t seen that trilogy in years

[pale ingot]

bro was just a villain
not super

but evil enough

[stoic girder]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-rRvbFxYGY

[potent hamlet]

lmao very fucking evil

we actually had to reset the roleplay because i just legitimately won

[pale ingot]

dumbasses cant win against one normal(evil) person

[mossy void]

Oh yeah
That is the goblin, most definitely not norman lmao

Indeed

[potent hamlet]

i was way too evil to even make a resistance like Batman would

[mossy void]

Tbh eeeehhh kind of

I can see why he would fear that

Considering the fact that he just got fucking stabbed in the back by everyone he’s trusted

Of course he will smell treachery everywhere

Doesn’t mean it’s real

MJ wasn’t like that, she was dating harry because he was a good man who showed he cared about her, and she was still in her teenage girl era

[potent hamlet]

My character was literally just a damn nerd with a lot of hate to society and some minor superpower

[mossy void]

She didn’t really like him but, people get into relationships at that time because they don’t want to be lonely

[potent hamlet]

I also had a superhero that was just female John Wick but waaay crazier

[pale ingot]

legit just kaczinskiy

[potent hamlet]

like, she killed cops and people who would stop her from fighting, not even defeat, kill and cause amputations

her fave gun was a damn trench shotgun

[pale ingot]

you roleplayed as the type of minor villain that would get his shit pushed in within 10 minutes and never make an appearance again
and you won

[potent hamlet]

pretty much, i wanted to be that small villain that makes some minor annoyance and its stopped everytime and because of their arrogance, i ended up becoming feared lmao

and it was waaay before Batman 2022

[pale ingot]

probably couldve won with no superpowers at all at that point

light work no reaction

[upper shore]

superpower: slam-fire

[potent hamlet]

literally

Superpower: PTSD

she was pretty much some kind of Captain America, like, she fell down an iceberg and now was alive

but she wasnt even very strong

her superpower was being: ''Extremely lucky''

basically her superpower was nothing

[pale ingot]

sounds like the average roleplaytard making an invincible character that isnt even particularily interesting or justified in his apparent invincibility

[potent hamlet]

She ended up getting kicked out of the school and classified as a villain because she was too savage to be a hero

[pale ingot]

makes sense

makes a lot of sense actually

[potent hamlet]

nah, my character ended up very badly injured after every fight

[pale ingot]

im talking about the crazy john wick bih

[potent hamlet]

yeah, me too

[potent hamlet]

She was literally always getting injured, but she popped adrenaline and meds to keep fighting to the point that her body gave up

[pseudo robin]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-homer-simpson-the-shining-urge-to-kill-fading-rising-gif-20445727

[pale ingot]

crackhead

[potent hamlet]

Fallout Jet popper

Basically that lmao

[pale ingot]

superpower was actually just being a painkiller addict

[mossy void]

It’s YOUR fucking fault the air is poison

You and your smokestacks

[potent hamlet]

pretty much

[mossy void]

Me too actually I have like 18 smokestacks whose entire purpose is to burn coal

And spill smog into the air

And create toxic ash to dump into the rivers and lakes

[primal rapids]

Me trying to just do my nine to five and get my bread but my manager got fired and rather than promote the assistant manager who has been working this location for years, my manager’s manager brings in some random that has never managed before and knows less about his job than I do

[pale ingot]

he's a scrooge and he's evil

[mossy void]

Nah it’s not evil if I don’t profit from it

I do it for the love of the game

[pale ingot]

true true mb

[signal fulcrum]

I’m a bricklayer, I hate everything, fuck everyone

[mossy void]

I like to create acid rain

[mossy void]

And poison water supply so there is nothing to drink and no fish to eat

[pale ingot]

mf can lay bricks but he can't lay bitches

[potent hamlet]

in the end she ended up like Roberta from Black Lagoon but the difference was that she got a bunch of prosthetics

[signal fulcrum]

Why don’t you go ask ur mom why my jizz is on her upper lip then

[potent hamlet]

but she also was too traumatized to even fight again

[signal fulcrum]

And why your dads asshole whistles when the wind blows, it’s cuz of me boy

[pale ingot]

[mossy void]

Because she bit your balls off lmao

[idle veldt]

Hey now, don’t shoot your shot like that

[pale ingot]

the retard

[pseudo robin]

Bro just hit you with that middle school burn

[potent hamlet]

pretty much lmao

[mossy void]

Bro is so cool

[pseudo robin]

It must suck being a bricklayer and having your body fall apart by 30

[idle veldt]

Dave did you make this

It’s really good

[signal fulcrum]

Yes I did

[signal fulcrum]

And yes bricklaying does fucking suck

[mossy void]

r/iamverybadass moment

[idle veldt]

I wouldn’t have admitted that in court

[signal fulcrum]

It sucks so fucking hard

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/yugioh-pot-of-greed-gif-18427038806640110767

[pseudo robin]

They couldn’t of got me to admit it in guantanamo bay

[idle veldt]

Chinese water torture couldn’t have gotten it out of me

[mossy void]

I don’t use reddit as anything other than a punchline

[potent hamlet]

i've never been tortured but i think that chinese water torture would've made me even more mad

[upper shore]

Understood, carry on.

[mossy void]

Lmao

[idle veldt]

Do you want to be tortured

[potent hamlet]

no thanks, had enough with school and uni

[idle veldt]

🫵

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/disco-my-honest-reaction-gif-27477707

[potent hamlet]

only said it once, never again

now i dont puke when i drink

[pale ingot]

one of these days I'll actually play disco elysium

one of these days

[upper shore]

Play it NOW

[potent hamlet]

Disco Elysium is free

[upper shore]

yarr?

[pale ingot]

no

[pale ingot]

i already have the game bought and in my steam library

[slender totem]

Do it, its like reading a book, but not boring

[gleaming grove]

god

[pale ingot]

its been there for months

j just haven't played it

[gleaming grove]

https://tenor.com/view/venom-snake-walk-mgsv-mgs-mgs5-gif-27690753

I am a devil now

[gleaming grove]

who started a PMC Military in the middle of bump fuck nowhere w people I kidnaped using an airlift balloon

[pale ingot]

theres so much shit i gotta play now that i think about it

perhaps when i get some free time

[idle veldt]

You should play

Uhh

[potent hamlet]

yearr, and also very deserved

[potent hamlet]

shame on you

supporting horrible publishers

gn guys

[pale ingot]

yeah

im evil

is there a problem

[upper shore]

Indeed, begone fiend!

[gleaming grove]

I absolutely love this song

this song is literally me

[pale ingot]

i bought a key for it thhough

[pale ingot]

so i dont think the money went to anyone actually related to the game

[hazy finch]

primal instincts kicking in when you see a big booty latino:

[upper shore]

WHERE!??!

[pastel quartz]

I made the mistake of getting DE before finding out the publishers sucked balls

[pale ingot]

the hole

[pastel quartz]

but it was on sale so they got like a grand total of 13 bucks

[lyric horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/peepo-arrive-meme-pepe-laugh-frog-gif-17020861

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-space-run-pepe-gone-pepe-bye-bye-gif-20984604

[coarse bear]

The Pole has escaped the Great Attractor, get his ass

[mossy void]

Me at the end of dead money

[lyric horizon]

Great attractor?

I escaped the multiverse

I'm heading towards the omniverse

[primal rapids]

Obsidian when 90% of their playerbase entirely ignores the message of Dead Money and glitches their way back to the Mojave with all 37 gold bars

[coarse bear]

Yeah there's a thing relatively close to the Local Cluster that's pulling a buncha shit together

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/mgsv-metal-gear-solid-phantom-pain-doritos-mmm-gif-26768774

[coarse bear]

Pretty sure it'll happen after Andromeda hits into Milky Way so don't get too ready

[primal rapids]

I mean the distance between stars is so massive that chances are we’ll be largely unaffected if we haven’t killed ourselves by then

[deep topaz]

nihilists when the earth will be gobbled up by a blackhole in 1 million years

[naive bison]

Tell Father Elijah to come get these gold bars back in blood

Bitch ass mf

[primal rapids]

The real treasure of the Sierra Madre is the vending machine that spits out basically free meds, repair kits, and rifle ammo

[naive bison]

Carrying that marksman carbine with no stock, no scope and extended mag

[idle veldt]

Optimists when we move the earth away from the black holes with rockets

[naive bison]

Pull up on powderganger opps lettin that choppa sing "jingle jangle" 😈

That jet got me leanin

Sadness and depression when you see a man with down syndrome genuinely enjoy life:
https://youtu.be/q2o2M9b92wU?si=5J8v_y9jA5h3ciRt

Wait

Even he has a girlfriend

I am no longer happy for him and pray for his downfall

[idle veldt]

?

[cerulean wing]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/504159094354083844/1341295408248524911/RVIgSO1.gif

First time playing Metro Exodus, holy hell this game has alot of cutscenes. I managed to eat dinner while waiting.

[pale ingot]

is it worse than death stranding's first string of cutscenes before the game opens up

[primal rapids]

Is it MGS4 levels of cutscenes

[cerulean wing]

I was on the train part where the characters are like, "i cant believe we did that, how could you not tell me, what do we do now, this is our only hope.", finished my dinner, and now im in that first open world part that wants me to go to the church.

[primal rapids]

Go to the church and ask the Tsar-fish to forgive you

[cerulean wing]

Its alot of, watch this cutscene, now press E to crawl thru here, now watch this next cutscene, now crouch thru here to see this cutscene.

[primal rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/700517660940828784/1341294217737146471/v4-728px-Cube-Rule-of-Food-Step-1.png?ex=67b57915&is=67b42795&hm=53508ae5f1420b9408bdd6696c3f61c724e7047b62372cd889da5d43e565a06e&

[fluid heron]

When are we gonna start doing chemical warfare again

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/sable-cute-dog-tiny-puppy-gif-26160652

[pale ingot]

death stranding makes you go through like atleast 2 hours of cutscenes before you can actually start running deliveries. and even after that point theres 1-2 more hours of cutscenes betore the game opens up

[cerulean wing]

I think thats what Konami was reigning in. Kojima is like a mad scientist who is left to his own devices with no one supervising.

[worldly widget]

https://tenor.com/view/guten-morgen-guten-morgen-mein-schatz-good-morning-sharilina-gif-9860907983098781280

[naive bison]

There is microplastics in your brain

[tepid pebble]

kojima is a hack

[shell venture]

you don't have a brain

[cerulean wing]

I think hes a bit overrated like Yoko Taro.

[naive bison]

Why are you always such a negative nancy

[shell venture]

im not negative im just stating the obvious

[naive bison]

You're german

Dont talk to me

[tepid pebble]

taro isnt even a developer, hes a writer

[shell venture]

you're even worse than german somehow

so shut the fuck up

[naive bison]

2 world wars

Hold the L

[shell venture]

i can't talk about your major L country

cause the mods would feel so bad for you and mute me

[cerulean wing]

Taro also has a huge fanbase who worships him, Nier was brilliant (as was MGS), but the stuff he did before like Drakengard was very forgettable (much like Death Stranding is now)

[naive bison]

[tepid pebble]

who angered the german

[naive bison]

Non Germans most of the time

[shell venture]

im not angry
this is how we show appreciations in germany

[pale ingot]

[naive bison]

I thought you do the one finger salute for that nowadays

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/jose-mourinho-sweet-trouble-gif-26762341

[cerulean wing]

If Death Stranding didnt have Kojima attached to it, nobody would play it.
If Kings Field didnt have Fromsoft attached to it, nobody would remember it.
If Drakengard didnt have Yoko Taro attached to it, nobody would play it.

[naive bison]

Exactly

[cerulean wing]

https://tenor.com/view/kings-field-from-software-dark-souls-chest-surprise-gif-21535557

[tepid pebble]

spoiler that shit

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789650510377910273/1340686878625501214/RDT_20250216_091038.mp4?ex=67b53db4&is=67b3ec34&hm=fa0c1fec983835353d8c6e520da399da4ebaaa50429d1bdcf1a2431ba124d7c9&

[tepid pebble]

got spook

[cerulean wing]

Love Elden Ring. But, Kings Field is a pile of dog garbage.

https://tenor.com/view/bye-chat-king's-field-gif-13934534782974524375

[primal rapids]

It’s too late for you, your inner skeleton has been drafted into the skeleton war

[naive bison]

Wtf is this dogshit

It looks like fps RuneScape

[shell venture]

i mean it's very old

[cerulean wing]

game before dark souls.

[naive bison]

It looks like that dogshit game AVGN reviewed

3d hydelite or whatever

[cerulean wing]

King's Field ---> Dark Souls ---> Elden Ring

(well i leave out demon souls, but yea)

[shell venture]

isn't it the first dungeon crawler game ?

[cerulean wing]

My point is, Nier Automata, while great, Yoko Taro is no genius, his previous game Drakengard was a bad clone of Dynasty Warriors.

[tepid pebble]

a flesh automaton thats held upright by calcium deposits

[pastel quartz]

there's more than that, fromsoft used to make all kinds of stuff, they once made a niche cartoony rts

[primal rapids]

Divine light severed

[pastel quartz]

fromsoft needs to make more silly shit

[shell venture]

what's the ninja game they made

[cerulean wing]

Yeah, i leave out Demon Souls. but King's Field is pretty much the starting point for their Souls games

[shell venture]

that one was hot dogshit

[pastel quartz]

I'm bored of miyazaki we need more SHOVELWARE GODDAMIT

[naive bison]

Sekiro?

[shell venture]

no

waaay before

[primal rapids]

FromSoft needs to give me more Armored Core

[pastel quartz]

yeah

[shell venture]

it's filled to the brim with qtes

[pastel quartz]

its kinda mid apparently

[shell venture]

ninja blade

my friend used to swear by it

[primal rapids]

I need more mech games in general

[shell venture]

it was so ass

[cerulean wing]

https://tenor.com/view/zero-drakengard-drag-on-dragoon-dod3-drakengard-3-gif-9992464239702498830

[cerulean wing]

Bushido Blade, ever play that one? Its dope

[shell venture]

nope

[pastel quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeIsALI_A98 what is this

[primal rapids]

I was more emotionally invested in Armored Core than a lot of games despite us never actually seeing what 99% of the characters looked like

[shell venture]

didn't play much ps1 games

i used to love virtua fighter

[tepid pebble]

your age shows

[primal rapids]

The voice in my head calls me studmuffin and tells me to betray Handler Walter

[shell venture]

i thought it was street fighter when i was a child

[mossy void]

Put a shirt on when regarding the public you oaf

[cerulean wing]

True and real

[pastel quartz]

silence prude, let a real street whigga air out his nips in peace

[shell venture]

don't let mods see this one

[tepid pebble]

can we write gai yet

[primal rapids]

Didn’t they straight up delete Johnny’s nips in Guilty Gear

[pastel quartz]

literally 1984

[mossy void]

A man without modesty is a man without honor

[tepid pebble]

well god shouldve deleted man nips too but he forgot

[mossy void]

And putting yourself on the global stage in such a state brings shame to himself and his family

[primal rapids]

We can have Baiken’s tits flopping all over the place but showing a man’s nips? That’s too far.

[mossy void]

Do not mistake my focus on this guy for a double standard

Lol

[tepid pebble]

man nips are as useful as pocket lint

or belly button lint

[mossy void]

A man needs his nipples not I find

But, they were put on our bodies for a reason

[tepid pebble]

no reason, just remnant of optimization

[mossy void]

Everything has a reason for existing

[tepid pebble]

nips are developed before the gender stuff happens

[mossy void]

And that is a reason

[tepid pebble]

ugh

[primal rapids]

Hand it over. That thing. Your appendix.

[mossy void]

Purpose and reason are two different things dear boy

[tepid pebble]

i didnt come to brainfart to engage with religious talk

shoo shoo

[mossy void]

What gives you the notion I’m speaking of religion

[primal rapids]

You don’t want to hear my preaching of thighdeology?

[mossy void]

I said they were put there for a reason, not that they were put there because the gods ordained it

[tepid pebble]

i may be very interested in that, if you mean what i think

[pastel quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvzDAj2JQN0

[tepid pebble]

your sentence "they WERE PUT there" implies an outside meddling hand, and thats religious talk

[mossy void]

Bah

Nonesense

When I bring up the gods you’ll know it

[tepid pebble]

i live in middle east breh, i can smell religion even before you speak

sometimes literally smell

[mossy void]

Put there may imply what you think it does, but not always

The same way you were put where you are now

Be it because of fate or chance

Whether it were an otherworldly hand or simply the roll of cosmic dice, doesn’t concern me

What is here is here, how the universe came to be is a question nobody is capable of answering with any amount of certainty, I’m more interested in the mechanics of it all, really

[tepid pebble]

i literally told you the mechanics of males having nipples

[mossy void]

Of which I am acutely aware

[tepid pebble]

i can explain you the mechanics of big bang and celestial objects drifting away from each other faster than the speed of light too

[mossy void]

Of which I also have a decent handle on

[haughty radish]

Its because during development male and female individuals are basically the same until their sex chromosomes develop and the development of nipples happens before this. :3

[mossy void]

Again

I am acutely aware

that is what I was implying

Not the gods

[cerulean wing]

its just there to make milk, dont think so deep into it.

[tepid pebble]

designer argument, fuck me

[mossy void]

What is your obsession with the notion I am claiming the gods or god have anything to do with anything

As I said before, the big Why does not interest me

[deep topaz]

god has created me to bless this barren earth with eyebrow singeing gas

[tepid pebble]

designer argument doesnt imply god or gods, simply an outside hand

[haughty radish]

There’s just also alot of variety in the ways primary and secondary sex characteristics can develop, anatomy is alot of fun.

[tepid pebble]

even aliens if you prefer

[haughty radish]

Bodies are super weird

Did you know you’re rusting rn?

[mossy void]

No one on earth is capable of answering the big question of Why to any degree of certainty

[haughty radish]

Its how your blood carries oxygen

[mossy void]

Which is why it does not concern me

Whether intelligent design or random chance

All I know is what I know to be fact

It’s here

That’s all I’m interested in

[deep topaz]

why not just evolution

[coarse bear]

I too watch science YouTube, Lilac

[haughty radish]

Im studying nursing actually hehe

[deep topaz]

after x amount of years we developed nipples and milk production since water wasn't good enough for babies

[mossy void]

Evolution is random chance yes

[tepid pebble]

what i am thinking lately is

[mossy void]

Brings me to the notion that humanity is not at all special

Just lucky

[tepid pebble]

say, you die and go to some kind of afterlife, which is another plane of reality

[coarse bear]

Oh neat, best of luck

[mossy void]

And just unique enough to be able to move away from the wild

[deep topaz]

eventually, any and all planets able to harbor life will end up having it

[haughty radish]

I find the anatomy/pathophysiology side way more interesting than the sticking tubes in people side tbh

[deep topaz]

we're just one of those worlds

[naive bison]

What did I miss

[tepid pebble]

at that moment, you now know that there are more than one plane of reality

[naive bison]

Why are people talking about god

[tepid pebble]

and you start thinking, well, who can say what is the topmost layer plane of reality ?

[naive bison]

I wouldn't trust a single brain farter with my body

[deep topaz]

does this look decent for kebab

anything to add or replace

[haughty radish]

Two people arguing over semantics, I’m yelling into the void about blood, bones and body bits.

[deep topaz]

I want to make something good

[naive bison]

No

[cerulean wing]

https://tenor.com/view/hardgay-plan-hard-gay-has-a-plan-gif-22889124

[mossy void]

My thoughts exactly

You read my mind

[deep topaz]

do you know a good recipe

[naive bison]

Yes
Go to a kebab shop you like

Foolproof strats

[deep topaz]

i am in whiteville

not an option

I just want beef I can skewer and cook over a fire

[naive bison]

Just ask for no avocado

[deep topaz]

what

[tepid pebble]

so just do that, skewer in this order : meat/onion/tomato

[haughty radish]

I wouldn’t trust a single nursing student with my body with the shit I’ve heard

[tepid pebble]

this way every piece of meat touches both onion and tomato

there, you have the best kebab

[haughty radish]

“The function of the alveoli is to help your lungs to breathe :)”

[coarse bear]

I mean, technically

[haughty radish]

Yea its not like, wrong

[hazy finch]

misread that as ravioli

[tepid pebble]

like this breh, buth with onions

[deep topaz]

Are kebabs and kabobs not different?

If I want a kabob that's what I'd make

[tepid pebble]

the fuck is kabob

[deep topaz]

Shish kabob

Meat with veggies on stick

[tepid pebble]

shish is also kebab breh

[deep topaz]

So they're the same thing

[hazy finch]

spongebobs cousin

[tepid pebble]

shish literally means skewer

[coarse bear]

I've never in my life read "kabob"

[hazy finch]

probably an accent thing

[deep topaz]

Well in the north east US, meat and veggies on a skewer are called kabobs

Shish kabobs

[tepid pebble]

shish kebabs

[hazy finch]

ah the north east US known for the funniest accents ever

[deep topaz]

It is said and written kabob

[hazy finch]

ey i walkin ere!!!

[tepid pebble]

kah-bob ?

[deep topaz]

New York is its own hell hole

[hazy finch]

what about kaboobs

[deep topaz]

I say it as one whole thing, kabob

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/793611159185129532/1336532676403793941/Shut-up-and-take-my-cash-1738592379321.mp4?ex=67b54a0d&is=67b3f88d&hm=7ad761d9dbbbede8bf48d1fff5152da858d7dab5af317060475d8a3617d5c5b4&

[deep topaz]

Ka-bob

[coarse bear]

[primal rapids]

Behold the power

[tepid pebble]

english is such a retarded language, i cant even write what i want to make a sound of

[deep topaz]

If kabob and kebab are similar, then what is ground beef or lamb on a skewer

Kofta?

[tepid pebble]

kofta is literally meatball

köfte*

[primal rapids]

I hunger for kebab and pierogi

[tepid pebble]

kebab does not imply if its lamb or beef

[deep topaz]

This is the kinda stuff I'm talking about

[coarse bear]

English when you gotta westernise and generalise a word

[deep topaz]

Packed beef on a stick

[hazy finch]

skill issue tbh

[tepid pebble]

if something like that is served here, there would be war

[hazy finch]

literally looks like a shit on a stick

[deep topaz]

If you've ever been to an Arab place, they're really good

Ground beef or lamb mixed with spices chargrilled

[tepid pebble]

i like their shawarmas

[primal rapids]

I live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere northern michigan, there are no Arab places. There aren’t even Indian or Chinese places.

[deep topaz]

Ouch

[naive bison]

Those ones aren't ground meat tho no?

Its chunks

[tepid pebble]

well my favorite syrian shawarma place closed down after syria got liberated lmao, they went back

[hazy finch]

Imagine never knowing the taste of honey coated chicken with some seasoned vegatables and meat

[deep topaz]

Life without Chinese food is pain

[hazy finch]

also prawn crackers

[primal rapids]

We don’t even have a Panda Express up here. Which is far from authentic Chinese but those are usually everywhere

[deep topaz]

What I know as a kabob is cubed meats with veggies, not ground meats

[coarse bear]

[tepid pebble]

you want the best

[pale ingot]

holy shie..

[primal rapids]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/Cqf-hvEQ2nUh1XJjYYwqLw8djZPmQeBtt7ifqKbmVYY/https/i.imgur.com/ALhDEIE.mp4

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-gif-9541042

[deep topaz]

I mean of course I'd like cubed steak with veggies, but I'd like to know what goes into those ground beef mixtures on skewers

Guess I'd have to look for Arab recipes

[deep topaz]

Mods ban this man for sexual content

[shell venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1335717964472909965/SPOILER_SPOILER_4x.gif

[tepid pebble]

https://yemek.com/tarif/adana-kebap/

[pale ingot]

already came

[tepid pebble]

translate this to english

[naive bison]

Another W for intervensionism

This is why the US military needs to have a nation wide draft to fight the Mexican cartels

[primal rapids]

https://fixvx.com/Alphafox78/status/1889781775905468612

I’m lactose intolerant and trying to be better about my diet and I would still eat this

[deep topaz]

Money pepper

Dessert spoon salt

[tepid pebble]

welp

[primal rapids]

Remember, a comically large spoon is still a spoonful

[deep topaz]

Eat lactose enzyme pills. Gives your stomach the bacteria to dissolve milk

[coarse bear]

There's also https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lula_kebab
Cooked these last summer

Without the wraps though

[narrow lotus]

[coarse bear]

He's already banned here

[narrow lotus]

sadness

[shell venture]

type that in chat

[pale ingot]

newbie moment

[primal rapids]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/3fGGwX-DZaGGe00ZGbhq5cxqiqBtvITPspYHf51sS9M/https/media.tenor.com/KWMg8hfohPsAAAPo/bobross.mp4

Embed fail, I will now die as required

[shell venture]

it embeded

it's half embed fail

[pale ingot]

questionable embed success

[primal rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/549296575306924036/1335848610989998120/Screenshot_20250202_205133_Firefox.webp?ex=67b56ff7&is=67b41e77&hm=442d00e2f3576141c80622bbc78e323223a1d8fab39a71a268409c6ba8e9ae19&

[naive bison]

Delulu kebab