🎪bruh-fart

[gleaming grove]

I am crying

This is ass

I just want to get calc 2 over with

[narrow sorrel]

this is calc2 you'll be fine

ironically the calculus class I did best in

[gleaming grove]

2nd week and i already need to memorize 20 trig integrals

And has to brush my head with 30 old trig identities

I shoulda have been a Historian instead

Maybe a Firearms Historian

Firearm Keeper of British Royal Weapon and Artillery

[narrow sorrel]

what country are you suffering in again?

the yuck?

[gleaming grove]

God blessed terrible healthcare

[narrow sorrel]

dw the NIH is being defunded we will join you shortly

[gleaming grove]

NIH?

[narrow sorrel]

national institutes of health

[gleaming grove]

That sounds shady

[narrow sorrel]

the funni us federal gov biomed research agency

[mystic bluff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1206678306427240488/1339276642350006352/pfk.mp4?ex=67ae2212&is=67acd092&hm=1a8d6a11383c291ae3c45dbbf2daf30f61869d9116260e77cb12be6da72b8298&

[narrow sorrel]

it mostly just distributes the funding

[gleaming grove]

The ABC agency

Well imma get myself a glock so I can kill some papers

I am just tired w this

[narrow sorrel]

use your fucking integral notation

[glad carbon]

real

[gleaming grove]

@glad carbon raining hard rn

[glad carbon]

not over here

[gleaming grove]

Damn

[glad carbon]

starts at like 6pm over here

ur sacramento?

or LA

[gleaming grove]

Orange

[glad carbon]

ohh

ok basically LA

i gotta go on a hike today before it starts raining

[gleaming grove]

Pretty much

[glad carbon]

need to pump up my miles

[eager igloo]

They really named a city orange

[gleaming grove]

I usually hike w plate carrier and assault pack

[glad carbon]

orange county

[gleaming grove]

There is yes a city name Orange

[glad carbon]

I just hike with the bag I use for college with a bunch of old textbooks in it

[gleaming grove]

You still go to college?

[glad carbon]

yeah wdym

[gleaming grove]

Nah I thought you are those just start working and get hella drunk on friday night

[glad carbon]

nah I cant drink

[gleaming grove]

Wdym

[lusty sonnet]

Still students tbf

[glad carbon]

i aint 21

[gleaming grove]

Wtf

[lusty sonnet]

Not a problem

[gleaming grove]

No way you arent 20s

[lusty sonnet]

Cant let them see you drink

[glad carbon]

not even 20

[lusty sonnet]

Madirex age

[gleaming grove]

Bro what

[naive bison]

i would just respond this with "i disagree"

[gleaming grove]

I thought you are 23 like me all this time

[glad carbon]

i think madirex is like a couple months younger

[lusty sonnet]

Ohno

[gleaming grove]

Are you like 19 Frota

[glad carbon]

yeah

[gleaming grove]

Damn

Baby

[shell venture]

sperm

[glad carbon]

ok old man

i bet you got back problems already

[gleaming grove]

After 6 years in the military?

Who wouldve thought

[glad carbon]

cuppa were you just like

infantryman or whatever

or motorpool

[quaint ore]

Are you infantry or what

[narrow sorrel]

they let you join at 17?

[gleaming grove]

You never know you can?

[narrow sorrel]

the uk still uses child soldiers confirmed?!

[gleaming grove]

I dont even live in UK

[quaint ore]

UK allows mfs from 16

[gleaming grove]

I am pretty sure California isnt a city in UK

Its not even a city to begin with

[quaint ore]

You can get a parental permission to join US Military at 17

[narrow sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/do-you-have-any-idea-how-little-that-narrows-it-down-that-narrows-it-down-clear-now-its-clear-now-i-understand-now-gif-21256627

[green schooner]

It’s great

[gleaming grove]

Only US has terrible healthcare

[green schooner]

I’m going to Benning in December

[quaint ore]

https://tenor.com/view/seriously-laugh-laughing-you-serious-jk-simmons-gif-6107729

[narrow sorrel]

I had an october burfday so it wasnt ever a concern

[naive bison]

thank you

[green schooner]

np Madi

[narrow sorrel]

not that I was going to join the us armed forces to begin with

[green schooner]

buddy system with me

Jk

[quaint ore]

The only reason people join is that they either dont have anything else to do or they are absolute psychos which manage to get to SF.

[narrow sorrel]

what about careerists

[naive bison]

[quaint ore]

They can be either

[green schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1172255806406799390.webp?size=96&quality=lossless&animated=true

[narrow sorrel]

@gleaming grove gi billing it or active duty and in school?

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-or-not-orange-cat-smile-cat-smiling-orange-cat-gif-23340477

[naive bison]

my bals

[glad carbon]

does cuppa know whats gonna happen to the GI Bill

[green schooner]

Non existent

[narrow sorrel]

mil academy babbies?

[quaint ore]

Usually the first option

[narrow sorrel]

but they have plenty of other shit they could do

you need to convince your legislative representative to go to those iirc

(proof they are all psychos?!)

[green schooner]

go to what

[fallow trellis]

My president

[narrow sorrel]

mil academies kek

[narrow sorrel]

doesnt affect you why do you care

i know you always push to main

[green schooner]

Usually gae

[narrow sorrel]

just different flavors of gae, always gae tho

[narrow sorrel]

prison gae vs. school gae vs. seaman gae

[quaint ore]

You can get into SF after finishing conscript service here

From what I saw its very much like SFAS

[narrow sorrel]

how do you join the exclusive military officer cadre tho

[quaint ore]

Become a warrant officer or finish the academy

[fluid epoch]

Something gonna happen to the GI bill?

[glad carbon]

that bill aint governmentally efficient enough

[fluid epoch]

[green schooner]

n

o

Other then being expanded

[shell venture]

@potent hamlet @inland jackal

[placid sail]

the grand council of froggert

[glad carbon]

hiiii

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/can-i-desmin-borges-wilson-wilson-utopia-may-i-gif-18584164

[severe flicker]

Me when I live in the UK

If I were forced to serve, I'd try to take my own life but the fucking L85 would just fucking jam on me

And break like legos

(I'd be trying to take my own life because of the l85)

[green schooner]

your not American

[heady crow]

do i need citizenship to enlist

[green schooner]

yes

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1091359044998012978/1338543892630470677/togif-12-1.gif

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/fozzy-fuck-bar-i-fucked-up-facepalm-gif-4950549

time to join the irish military i suppose

[pastel quartz]

how brainfart feels when flop is gone

[primal rapids]

https://bskyx.app/profile/samanthamaich.bsky.social/post/3lhmtsvlvdc22

[glad carbon]

hiiiii @tidal trellis @edgy abyss

[edgy abyss]

[glad carbon]

whats up emt fella

hows ur classes been

[edgy abyss]

good

hard

and long

[glad carbon]

[edgy abyss]

[glad carbon]

so you've been enjoying it then?

[edgy abyss]

ye

[glad carbon]

[austere shadow]

Flop is gone?

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W-Z_6P3i38

[placid sail]

amazing

two thousand years later and after being already cucked by marvel, overbotch 2 is releasing the pve content

which they had already promised long time ago and scrapped

[split canyon]

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[glad carbon]

buzy when are u gonna play kcd 2

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to dokuthecow

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP - GIF

[pastel quartz]

mhmm

[glad carbon]

weseli alt?

[pastel quartz]

fuck this guy

[placid sail]

never, I'm not interested in it

[glad carbon]

lmao hes such a bitch

doesnt wanna get muted again so he gets other people to post porn for him

[heady crow]

just bcs hes russian you spell his name with a Z

wow

[glad carbon]

🐝

[pastel quartz]

@coarse bear can we give @inland jackal an extra day to his mute for this?

[river zealot]

[placid sail]

I haven't even considered froggert to be capable of such foul evil before you mentioned it

[austere shadow]

https://www.instagramez.com/reel/DF68yC8RjQe/?igsh=MTVrenBvYWNqYzYydA==

[naive bison]

wish it had more episodes

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[glad carbon]

its buzzy >:(

ur a bee

[placid sail]

you used one z though

I dunno man

getting kinda sus now

[glad carbon]

idk busy you can think whatever

[river zealot]

[glad carbon]

idc

u already hate me

[river zealot]

its hard to belive frota could be so based

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-homelander-the-boys-homelander-sad-homelander-its-peak-homelander-peak-gif-14542009839452529163

[glad carbon]

nah busy is just some generic russian man

xalrider is the fella i'd make fun of with Z's

[lusty sonnet]

Did weseli get banned?

[shell venture]

muted

and rejected

[glad carbon]

that dude has to have like 7 fake accounts on facebook to post weird state-funded slop

[lusty sonnet]

@inland jackal

[placid sail]

holy shit

I never expect shit from blizzard anymore and they still surprise me with how mid they've become

YOOOOO LET'S GET HYPED UP WE'RE CHANGING OVERWATCH LETSSSSGOOOOO

ʰᵉʳᵉ'ˢ ᵃ ˢᵐᵃˡˡ ᵇᶦᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵈᵉᶜᵉⁿᵗ ᶜʰᵃⁿᵍᵉˢ, ᵃ ᵇᶦᵗ ᵒᶠ ⁿᵉʷ ᶠᵉᵃᵗᵘʳᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ˡᵒᵗˢ ᵒᶠ ⁿᵉʷ ˢᵏᶦⁿˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᶜᵒˢᵐᵉᵗᶦᶜˢ ʷᵒᵒʰᵒᵒ

ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᶦˢ ᵃˡˡ ᵇʸᵉᵇʸᵉ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵖᵃʸ ᵐᵉ ²⁰⁰$

[shell venture]

oh no

anyways

bad game bad
bad company bad

[placid sail]

silence somalian

the absolute peak of humor here is not in how mid they are

but how all of it is designed like a big deal

[shell venture]

reported for filter bypass

[placid sail]

huh?

[shell venture]

small text is banned

[placid sail]

you mfs in wakanda use "somalian" as a slur?

[shell venture]

no

it's just fuckers with yakub head

[placid sail]

it can't be true

[shell venture]

it is

try it

[fallow trellis]

cant handle it

[primal rapids]

Looks like someone really flew off the handle

[eager igloo]

Tf they have fully automatic doner knives in Berlin

[placid sail]

no full auto in buildings myshinka

[tidal trellis]

Who was behind this!

[tidal trellis]

Hii

[pale ingot]

Wtf

2077

[placid sail]

gaze upon this brainfart

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dOp6uJFKav0

consume the cum

[marsh widget]

dudes help i ate like 6 even tho i knew it

[gleaming grove]

Cum zone

[eager igloo]

And nothing changed?

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-funny-wtf-jesse-walter-white-gif-25245234

[marsh widget]

i still need help tho if know my meaning broo😉

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/bad-company-2-battlefield-hell-yes-hell-fucking-yes-gif-12037480140484624190

[glad carbon]

hi cutie

[heady crow]

HOLY SHIT MY FAV BATTLEFIELD GOT REFERENCED IN BRAINFART

[shell venture]

[glad ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/882353430193123350/1339293592719593564/men-only-want-one-thing.tiktoksss.app-tiktok-downloader.mp4?ex=67ae31db&is=67ace05b&hm=6be79a8aa738f353931493fa5730de7f31cd126b71ba4edfc3d7f83c33a8d7ca&

[eager igloo]

Mf hit a needle in a hay stack

[tidal trellis]

i'm not cute!!!

[glad carbon]

you are >:3

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1187030729004167279/1334994308876599343/kel-omori-sure-angry-rcl1dx8sax5hw831.webp

[marsh widget]

femboy ? 👀

[shell venture]

[glad carbon]

hi yoyou 😻

[eager igloo]

[shell venture]

[lusty sonnet]

[mossy void]

Face the wall please

[steel bone]

[modern falcon]

what yall keking about=!

?!

[coarse bear]

He's got the fucking itch

[modern falcon]

hm yepp i am totaly out of the loop here

[high wing]

do it do it

extra mute

[steel bone]

Extra mute for you

[spring ledge]

letist language detected

Opinion disregarded

[modern falcon]

i dont understand.. what is going on?

[steel bone]

In #🎪bruh-fart there's nothing but yapping about things

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-chile-moment-gif-4363270009349957760

[steel bone]

No lore behind (almost)

[fluid epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-my-honest-reaction-to-that-information-relax-and-take-notes-joji-tick-tock-gif-8955833437935743285

[placid sail]

brainfart

I am downloading pillars of eternity to refresh my decade-old memories

how cooked I am

[naive bison]

kys

[naive bison]

he's so cuuuuuuuute

[upper shore]

damn I lost

[naive bison]

water go slapslapslapslap

i did that when i was little

but then i would slap the water very hard and it would go everywhere and my mom would yell at me

[green schooner]

@tidal trellis twink

[upper shore]

@tidal trellis do you have a grenade

[tidal trellis]

AAAAAAA

[tidal trellis]

no! bad!

[tidal trellis]

no

and I'm playing omori! do not disturb!

[green schooner]

Twink

[tidal trellis]

BRU-

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1187030729004167279/1334989436408172574/vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv.gif

[fiery anvil]

Look elsewhere

[steel bone]

Where do you find these non-hetero gifs

[upper shore]

Vehicle graveyard, in truck with plate that says FRDM420

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1336322298709278811/1336323327295361064/mari-omori_2.gif

[gleaming grove]

The more I learn Calculus 2

The more I guh

[fiery anvil]

The flop effect

[gleaming grove]

My mental is retardeding

[fiery anvil]

I feel that

As long as u ain't like me u good

[river zealot]

THEY HIT THE PENTAGON

TURN ON THE TV

ITS ON EVERY CHANNEL

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/they-hit-the-pentagon-smiling-friends-lyle-wake-up-pentagon-distress-gif-26698267

[summer flame]

Niche medical meme

Who will get it

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

why does he look like the kcd 1 icon

[pale ingot]

no like he actually does

thats what i thought literally instantly

[glad carbon]

dude the video is so fucking funny

hes trying so hard not to laugh at this kids sob story

[placid sail]

so strange, very bruno of a post which bruno never actually posted

[austere shadow]

I'm more of a bruno than Bruno

[placid sail]

dam

[summer flame]

What is that from

[upper shore]

Black Hawk Down

It's the scene where Kurt 'Doc' Schmid is treating a soldier with a leg injury iirc

[deep topaz]

this is not skibidi sarge

he's losing all his gamer fuel

[upper shore]

"WHAT?"

https://tenor.com/view/black-hawk-down-gun-firing-soldier-warzone-war-gif-20230187

I CAN'T HEAR SHIT

[cedar ridge]

[steel bone]

https://tenor.com/view/yep-smiles-gif-25713012

[frail scaffold]

@shell venture

[prisma quartz]

first time I saw this guy I had such a strong hunch he'd find something I just hid behind a boulder until he found gold and lassoed him

[glad carbon]

hiiii @frail scaffold

[glad carbon]

you ;3

[heady crow]

you hate me??

[slender rock]

mashing this bag

into my facehole

[gleaming grove]

Furry

[glad carbon]

nuh uh

[glad carbon]

only as much as you

[frail scaffold]

you deffo a furry

[glad carbon]

🦦

[slender rock]

I might regret eating the whole bag

💀

[frail scaffold]

is that ur fursoña

[gleaming grove]

Would you rather be furry or bald

[glad carbon]

i dont have one

[frail scaffold]

furry

[frail scaffold]

cmon bruh get with the times

[gleaming grove]

No Guh allowed

@frail scaffold he is Frog

Frota is his fursona

[glad carbon]

make one then

[frail scaffold]

pay me

https://tenor.com/view/look-stare-face-mean-bruh-gif-27645430

[steel bone]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-awesome-mario-twerking-gif-23644561

[glad carbon]

1 pound sterling

[frail scaffold]

[storm stream]

Chinese Lays?

How?

[slender rock]

magic

it was like a roasted chicken flavour

it was good

MSG laced

lol

[storm stream]

Nice

[heady crow]

me to @glad carbon

[glad carbon]

[low atlas]

a lot of cbt, I had to go back to basics and learn from there, failed once in computational math, but passed the second

[narrow sorrel]

for me it's the mapo tofu

[slender rock]

👀

[stone blade]

alo

[steel bone]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-dog-hello-hello-balls-ballscord-gif-5112365321554546883

[stone blade]

охуел?

[steel bone]

https://tenor.com/view/мама-твой-батя-твая-gif-8835656477250604636

[stone blade]

охуенная тема

[civic panther]

dont make me say it....

HOLY FUCK

https://tenor.com/view/steve-harvey-based-zased-so-fucking-based-gif-26983336

[stone blade]

Brother

what the actual

may allah smite you

[high wing]

https://x.com/WendyWanderful/status/1889184871286796468?t=7k11kqH2vMm4zXAY8C9XQA&s=19

Wendy Wanderful 🎟️ 🌟 【YUME 🧡】 (@WendyWanderful) on X

I WAS LOOKING FOR NEW KEYCAPS WHAT IS THIS?????

X · Feb 11, 2025, 5:29 AM

[stone blade]

are the opps a day missing vitamin C?

[frail scaffold]

then they need some orang

[stone blade]

funny you say that I'm drinking fanta orange

[deep topaz]

As if the default Fanta isn't orange

[gloomy wraith]

Lemon is good but orange will always be best

[austere shadow]

Any idea what this icon to the left means?

[frail scaffold]

Stream to screen

[austere shadow]

Huh

Okay thanks

[gleaming grove]

Hope you arent watch cornhub

[stone blade]

the button which I never want to press when watching hentai

[frail scaffold]

Or screen mirroring if you wanna be extra correct

[austere shadow]

Nah

[atomic crane]

Wholesome yaoi

[stone blade]

@austere shadow @frail scaffold @gleaming grove @stoic girder @high wing @narrow lotus @inland jackal @river zealot @shell venture

[frail scaffold]

Wholesome old man yaoi

[stone blade]

time for some T&J cinema

[frail scaffold]

I remember this episode

[stone blade]

Me and my dad would religiously watch tom and jerry on the cartoons channel

[gloomy wraith]

It was so good

[stone blade]

is*

[stone blade]

also

Jerry easily solos goku/dormamu/thanos/kratos

and all the rest

[frail scaffold]

Fax

[stone blade]

it had to be said but its the truth

[stone blade]

I think its time for Jack ...TO JACK OFF

[frail scaffold]

AND IT WILL CUM

[stone blade]

LIKE A FLOOD OF CUM POURING DOWN ON ME

[atomic crane]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/962135529116278794/1073762460181479464/divinity.gif

[stone blade]

So bored I will watch all of this

https://youtu.be/_P40-ftLnhk?si=fdJz7HKLBUYAEJOJ

cuz why not

[upper shore]

bro wtf playstation 3 eyecamera you using

i love it do more

[slender rock]

apparently the worse one

[frail scaffold]

Honestly looks like a dsi camera

[stone blade]

I love being a hater

[gleaming grove]

Does that clear him of his felon

Now that she gives him all consents

[ancient barn]

[stoic girder]

i think they might argue that consent of one action does not retroactively give consent to the other

im not a jew

dont know the law

[gleaming grove]

I dont think you need to be one to know the law

[shell venture]

fly high

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/communicate-failure-to-communicate-what-weve-got-here-is-failure-to-communicate-gif-13143919

[ancient barn]

https://tenor.com/view/silent-hill-2-james-mood-gif-13640149633284658042

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/silent-hill-james-sunderland-silent-hill2-gif-18479645

[stone blade]

@fresh rose @inland jackal

[frail scaffold]

!sean

[split canyon]

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[gleaming grove]

Inner furry

[shell venture]

me

[fresh rose]

[cerulean wing]

https://imgur.com/UvfqYZX

[gleaming grove]

Man fumbled hard

[cerulean wing]

low accuracy player

https://imgur.com/a/BWruTZK

[stone blade]

ZOO WEE MAMA

@shell venture @frail scaffold

https://tenor.com/view/eyes-popping-surprised-wow-popping-eyes-crush-gif-18120881

[frail scaffold]

Clean up on aisle MY PANTS

[stoic girder]

She'd be hotter in full armor

[frail scaffold]

Also true

[stone blade]

would

next question

[frail scaffold]

Will

Next question

[stone blade]

real

[stoic girder]

SONY STATE OF PLAY

bloodborne pc pls

[ancient barn]

need some copium with that state of play?

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-meme-pepe-frog-gif-26117735

[frail scaffold]

Bloodbornium

Cant wait for sony to miss another opportunity to sell a game thats already released and made, again

So they can release another pointless remake for that loser chud neil dickman

[stoic girder]

bloodborne pc port would be so low effort

you could sell it for 60€

[frail scaffold]

Fromsoft have literally said its out of their hands

So its either sony or Japan studios. Whatever that daughter company is called

[stone blade]

as a Bulgarian who grew up with need for speed , serious sam and deus ex I can comfortably say that japanese games look hella mid

I"M SORRY OK

it had to be said

[frail scaffold]

You play elden ring ivan

[stone blade]

ok but thats different

thats turbo peak

I'm talkingabout

final fantasy

pokemon

and such

[frail scaffold]

You just dont like jrpgs

Thats ok

[ancient barn]

kek

[stone blade]

THEY LOOK SO ASS

[stoic girder]

thats like looking at concord and saying that western games suck

[stone blade]

and not the good kind

elden ring was peak though

man I love gathering rowa fruit

gn

[frail scaffold]

Ninii

[heavy peak]

P!magik 237635783249494016

[ruby owl]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q75eEbeNp4

[pale ingot]

we live in a dystopia

[river zealot]

I wonder if he is actually retarded or just had a brainfart

[pale ingot]

A what..

[idle veldt]

People can be wrong about things

[civic panther]

some real HOA type shit

i ate prunes from a tree at my friends house

[idle veldt]

Why

They got dirt

Animals eat dirt

[slender rock]

why the fuck am I tired

fuck this bullshit

huh?

[slender rock]

nice

[stoic girder]

this is the kind of shit where they say killing animals for meat is wrong but think grocery meat just appears

[slender rock]

[idle veldt]

What

Oh

That might happen

people would rather not think about where their meat comes from

They don’t think it just appears

[glad carbon]

yo shine

did u see the uhh

new elden ring game will be 40$

its so awesome

@heady crow hi cutie

[ionic lily]

TSD Total Sony Death

[arctic pawn]

i jus tlost my shit with that honk

oh god

[frail scaffold]

40$ more than i got

[glad carbon]

i got an extra 40 dollars laying around

[frail scaffold]

Dont, i don't even think ill like it

[glad carbon]

ok oomfie

[frail scaffold]

I appreciate it tho cx

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-funny-cat-tongue-white-cat-cat-fun-cat-cute-gif-17563023

heyyy

[glad carbon]

whatcha doin :3

[heady crow]

nothingg

just finished watching some sopranos

what about youu

[glad carbon]

omg awesome

[heady crow]

yeah the show is awesomesauce

[glad carbon]

i was playing vintage story with some friends

[heady crow]

oohhh nice

[glad carbon]

gonna kingdom cum now i think

[heady crow]

how far are you in kingdomming?

[glad carbon]

im at the stables thing

ginger

[heady crow]

nice

you wanna stream it?

@glad carbon

[glad carbon]

not rn

i can s tream later tho if ur still awake

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1143414026810970152/1329232959022305290/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker-1.gif

okie dokie

[glad carbon]

[fallow trellis]

mods are asleep

[hazy finch]

how much protein

[fresh rose]

7 trillion calories and a truck load of cholesterol and a heart attack

[stoic girder]

didnt even specify human

[mossy void]

Bro would create the weirdest religion of all time

[mossy void]

Go down in history as a major event

[fallow trellis]

congratulations the genie has violated every rooster on the planet

[fallow trellis]

so glad they are dead

[mossy void]

Every male of every species of every creature on earth in fact

QUEEN ELIZEBETH IS DEAD

[fallow trellis]

no as in he could just suck some roosters, wish didnt specify what cock it is

[mossy void]

IT’S A SHAME THAT BITCH DIDN’T DIE 87 YEARS AGO

[fallow trellis]

could have just went with penis so its unambiguous but they gotta let the genie play

[fresh rose]

Ai so weird

[mossy void]

Indeed

[stoic girder]

This is just Don Lee

[mossy void]

Bruh

Imagine being racist

[fallow trellis]

if i had a wish granting genie my first wish would something be like making all things not exist anymore

[mossy void]

Bro at best looks like Don Lee’s father

[fresh rose]

RAMSES IS JUST STILL A GOLD STATUE

[mossy void]

I would wish for him to add one proton to every atom in the universe

[fallow trellis]

you have atoms

[mossy void]

Did I stutter

[fallow trellis]

your mother has atoms

[mossy void]

Did. I. Stutter.

[fallow trellis]

damn

[mossy void]

It would be funny

I would like to see what happens

That is if I didn’t die instantly

[fallow trellis]

Element 118 would have an extra proton then cease to exist in less than half a second

[fresh rose]

Money, non taxed, that doesn't inflate the worlds economy, unlimited amounts of it, not illegal, and only I can spend and know about it

[fallow trellis]

at that point get a lawyer to fix a contract to make sure he doesnt screw you over

[stoic girder]

i would make it so that no one would be able to understand each other

[fresh rose]

You see if I don't specify it like that the genie would troll me

[mossy void]

I would wish for the genie to live the life of every human in history, going back to the first human all the way to the last human

[fresh rose]

Like every genie does

2nd wish

A permanent baseball bat made of metal hitting the genie repeatedly in the head

Then leave him for 5 days like that until he grants me infinite wishes

[arctic pawn]

Bungas

[fresh rose]

Plan of the century

[fallow trellis]

he probably create a currency thats worth 1:1 morbillion in exhange so it fulfils the non inflation part

[fresh rose]

Then obv i free him when he hates his life

[stoic girder]

monopoly money

[fallow trellis]

technically that fulfils the wish

[mossy void]

I’d spend my first wish to override the inability to change the rules, second wish to change the rule that prohibits wishing for more wishes, third wish to get infinite wishes

[stoic girder]

use the first wish to force the genie to explain how he will fuck you over after you explain you wish and require a secondary confirmation.

[fresh rose]

You can add real currency to the sentence

Or specify the currency

[fallow trellis]

yeah thats smart you should do that

cant say something plain tho like dollars

gotta be specific

[fresh rose]

Euro

Simole

Simple

[stoic girder]

oh and specify when you want it

[fallow trellis]

horrible

id rather have monopoly money

[fresh rose]

Horrible why

[fallow trellis]

Its e*ropean

[fresh rose]

Its worth more than the dollar

Like unironically

[fallow trellis]

its the principle that matters, wont see me holding those

[upper shore]

If yo genie can't read yo mind and sense yo intent, he ain't a genie he a bitch!!!

[fresh rose]

K when you have your infinite money i will have infinite money +2

I win i have more money

[fallow trellis]

practically the same

[fallow trellis]

but atleast i dont have to hold e*ros

[fresh rose]

Wait actually the genie could potentially fuck you with usd

Just put shit tons of lead in the ink for no fucking reason

Lead poisoning

Think abt it

[true sedge]

dont most games do this by analysing ur microsoft acc or something

[fallow trellis]

is there any down sides to wishing people were nice to me all the time like a buddy for 10 years

[fresh rose]

If you wished for 1 million loyal friends and made a product snd recommended it to them

Product is 20 bucks

Thats 20 million snd then you could make it something reusable like soap

[stoic girder]

they are forced to and they remember

[fresh rose]

Infinite money glitch

Genie genie i want this

[arctic pawn]

whats the name of this dude lmfao

[mossy void]

Bruh you could just ask for 20 million dollars

[arctic pawn]

lgo is so fucked i cant even understand

[heady crow]

which dude

[arctic pawn]

the artist

[heady crow]

bladee

[fresh rose]

Here you go 20 million guatamallen dollars

[arctic pawn]

so that is bladee

[mossy void]

I mean sure start your soap business but the logistics would be a nightmare

[heady crow]

yeah its waster from him

[fresh rose]

Just hire someone to do it for you

You have 1 million loyal customers

You got the money

[mossy void]

You fail to consider that you have to make an actually good product

[fresh rose]

Wish that the genie was in charge of the company and then cus ur his boss make em work 100 hr work weeks

[mossy void]

Loyalty isn’t blind it’s earned and maintained lol

[fallow trellis]

i wish I had the patent to soap and i earn royalties for every purchase of any soap

[fresh rose]

Tell this to people playing league, dota, cs, any pvp game

Any pvp game thats popular

[stoic girder]

This cured my racism

[mossy void]

BRUH
RATSUNE YOU DING DONG

SUCH A MISSED OPPORTUNITY

[fallow trellis]

what kind of martial arts is that

[fresh rose]

Jacky Chan knows it

You kill people with furniture

[fallow trellis]

what does that have to do in blaming other

[feral kiln]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1076392167418888244/1339346924817481889/271630488_1052889232223209_1930531762604261285_n.mov?ex=67ae6386&is=67ad1206&hm=c289a0da5152d6df0810667dfc818d75a6abe28e8b7697e2f0f9dc941e7c6883&

[glad carbon]

hoob more like

goob

[feral kiln]

Yup

[mossy void]

https://tenor.com/view/kendrick-lamar-not-like-us-they-not-like-us-robbery-gif-2514355087898840175

[pastel quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTo6E9FWhFU

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/look-at-my-brown-role-gif-5432096895809450795

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/thug-shaker-thug-shake-low-tier-god-banned-meme-gif-190071374130785213

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/thug-shaker-thug-hunter-you-got-some-money-face-bruh-gif-25439921

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/wise-mystical-tree-gif-26966293

collecting all the puzzle pieces to acquire the wise mystical trees secret thug shaker video

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/tree-meme-twerk-dance-funny-gif-14494203691009250480

[arctic pawn]

that was intense

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/ninjago-ninjago-fortnite-ninjago-ship-ninjago-cartoon-network-ninjago-finale-gif-18737193

[arctic pawn]

bro's shaking that shit alright

[glad carbon]

oh god not these youtubers

enlightened centrist retards with roman busts as their pfps

and likely stoic in their name

[pastel quartz]

I think you are making far too many assumptions about him

he isn't of that sort, more of a samonella academy derivative

[glad carbon]

i probably am but idk

[pastel quartz]

probably the only samonella derivative I think is actually really good

[glad carbon]

bro fits so much into the category

[pastel quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFZLv9WBH2I

he's just samonella but schitzo

[pastel quartz]

I know what you mean, the people with stuff like this as their pfp?

if so no, he's not like that

and I share your distain for those of that sort

[glad carbon]

yeah kinda

those weird shadowy ones are the worst since theyre almost always uhh

idk esoteric?

like how the nazis latched onto the roman's stuff

[arctic pawn]

is this racist?

[pastel quartz]

hmm?

what do you mean?

[arctic pawn]

nothing, ive seen those edgy war edits with that difure

figure*

[pastel quartz]

the image itself? no, just much of the people with it as their profile picture or use it happen to be in that direction

[arctic pawn]

wonder if it has something to do

[pastel quartz]

the emoji is labeled as "aryan", and I could imagine you know the context of that word and how it's often used

[arctic pawn]

didnt even noticed that

lol

wtf

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/904058827534635038/1066808125967048704/ezgif-4-c496eaa812.gif

[pastel quartz]

https://media.giphy.com/media/usZDkU9CQmPD4LVIGq/giphy-downsized-large.gif

[arctic pawn]

DAVE CHAPELLE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

what is this movie

looks interesting

[true sedge]

i always hated that scene

needlessly dramatic

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/benadryl-gif-24527985

[upper shore]

Is it overly dramatic because death should always be anticlimactic as it is, or is it overly dramatic because this character just isn't important to the story?

(I haven't seen whatever this comes from so I have no idea)

[true sedge]

its the malcom x documentary

it was such a weird choice for an actual guy who died

[upper shore]

Hm, alright I had a suspicion that they were going for a Malcom X look, so that makes sense

[upper shore]

I mean, this happens for any documentary/film about real people, no?

Unless, the rest of it is like a straight-to-the-point documentary and they just were dramatic for this particular scene, then that'd be weird and I'd agree

If it was a feature film and the whole thing was dramatized then it'd make sense, like Oppenheimer

[quartz saffron]

“Hey… can we turn off that annoying sound I hear every now and again”

[deep topaz]

my cats per minute is off the charts

[primal rapids]

Get that video of a guy holding up a geiger counter to a cat and it going wild

[primal rapids]

https://vxtwitter.com/amerpipedream/status/1889010269101203626

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1126786016678793306/1339401762078982255/RPReplay_Final1738216881.mov?ex=67ae9698&is=67ad4518&hm=d1e52993aa763877d5c671c7c31806a8ab4dfd3ae4b25482fef284794ee607be&

[deep topaz]

thank god

[deep topaz]

pepper warrior

https://tenor.com/view/tole-tole-humble-cat-humble-fish-glo-glo-gif-5213219921735092029

[idle veldt]

Gup

[prime zenith]

https://cdn.7tv.app/emote/01GQKF6QBR000BHKB4S3WVNMJT/4x.avif

[fallow trellis]

a buncha girls invited me to lunch and i dont know what to do

[primal rapids]

Call them slurs

[fallow trellis]

i was told by a woman that that is not approproate

what really is

cant have both way smh

[pseudo robin]

lore dump stalker for an hour straight

[fallow trellis]

oh

thats actually good

but stalker is really gai

i dont want them to see me like that

[pseudo robin]

Perfect for you then

[fallow trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1335717963860545586/SPOILER_SPOILER_4x.gif

[primal rapids]

Don’t lore dump Stalker on them, lore dump Roadside Picnic so they think you’re well read and sophisticated

[pseudo robin]

[mossy void]

Aw shit it’s cropped weird

[pseudo robin]

[mossy void]

There we go

Fixed the cropping

I fucking love the Lich

Especially the fall meme

https://tenor.com/view/adventure-time-fall-finn-dies-lich-gif-26899939

[idle veldt]

What do you want them to see you like

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/430056167977517057/1339232346834075729/KCD2_Henrys_come_to_see_us_and_he_has...brain_damage-_r-kingdomcome.mp4?ex=67adf8d1&is=67aca751&hm=378b4f0a5a8084377d15a5d463aa6bf9e3763c5ba878b5518a259d11e015e658&

[green schooner]

@tidal trellis twink

[narrow sorrel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pD-f45TbvEw&t=52s

[hazy finch]

erm immersion ruined thats supposed to be a free hanging sign if henry were to hit it it would simply swing back and would at most cause bruises or perhaps even a small cut if theres small splinters still on it 🤓 ☝️

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1286765302444720180/1338563232561889351/681.gif

[primal rapids]

https://vxtwitter.com/NoCapMediaa/status/1889570132307153094

[mossy void]

Oh yeah clearly it’s the POV driver’s fault

They should have used their telepathy to sense this person was about to do something incredibly fucking stupid

Imagine not using your telepathy

Rookie mistake

It’s funny because I like to play a little game when I’m waiting to move onto the road.
I like to gauge what moment would be the worst possible moment to pull out into the road as people pass

[pseudo robin]

Literally unplayable

[mossy void]

What timing would cause the worst possible accident with the highest likelihood of a solid collision

[hazy finch]

even oblivion had functioning hanging signs smh the games industry is nose diving into satans ass

[pale ingot]

and then when you determine a situation has a 100% chance of killing both parties you actually do it

[mossy void]

Exactly

“Aaaaaaand now.”

Oh that reminds me

I have been working on the limo stop

Being able to stop the vehicle without the little bump when it comes to a complete stop

I’ve gotten pretty good at it in just a week or two of conscious practice

[hazy finch]

whenever someone mentions working on the limo stop immediatly in my mind im imagining that person driving and as soon as they reach the white line that marks where they are suppossed to stop they immediatley slam on the brakes

and after a while they start thinking to themself "maybe i shouldn't slam on the brakes"

[mossy void]

That’s funny but, that’s not why I’ve been doing it

[hazy finch]

sure

[mossy void]

I hate slamming on the brakes

Whiplash sucks

But man, I’ve gotten it so that I’m very consistently stopping as smooth as silk

Now sometimes I’ll have a little trouble easing on and off the brake a little too quickly, or not quite easing off enough, but I’ve gotten a pretty solid handle on it

[mossy void]

Now all I need to do is get down my limo start

I have a tendency of hitting the gas too hard

My end goal is being able to put a lidless cup of coffee on the center console without spilling a drop

But, y’know, not gonna actually do that

But the ability to do it, that’s the goal

[narrow lotus]

[mossy void]

[idle veldt]

On the console meaning not in the cup holder

Question mark

[mossy void]

Yes

Just sitting on top

[naive bison]

good morning brainfart

[mossy void]

Completely free sitting

Yes, stupid and totally irrisponsible

But that’s why I’m not ever actually going to do that

The point remains, driving smooth enough that I could do that and it would never be an issue

[idle veldt]

Ok I’ll bite

Why do you want to do this

[mossy void]

Because being able to drive that smoothly is a good goal to work towards, imo

Speaks to very mindful, focused driving

And, bragging rights

The ability to make the ride of my passengers, should I have them, the most comfortable possible

It’s not about the coffee, it’s about the ability to drive so smoothly that it’s as though you were gliding through the air

[narrow sorrel]

...HACHI ROKU?

[idle veldt]

Ok breezy

[mossy void]

I wanna say I know what that means

But I don’t

[stoic girder]

no turn signal either

[idle veldt]

I’m going to say the cops are wrong

BUT

[narrow sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/initial-d-water-ae86-drift-gif-16466970

[mossy void]

Oh yeah! Initial D

[idle veldt]

insurance would probably claim the POV driver has the responsibility to brake last

[mossy void]

Well it’s a good thing they obviously turned away from it and very very likely also hit the brakes

[mossy void]

Effectively this but the liquid in the cup being perfectly still

Or as close to it as possible

[idle veldt]

Turning away is a big positive

But I’m going to be honest, I wouldn’t have hit that car

I would have expected that person blindly turning into the lane

[mossy void]

I fucking hate laptops

I have always had a bad time with laptops

[stoic girder]

they are the warm coke of computing

more unwieldy than a pad and not powerful like a desktop

useless

[mossy void]

Especially the really fucking fancy ones that run as hot as a fucking furnace and require being plugged in for days to get 3% charge, but hey they look so sleek and oooo stainless steel! Lick my taint

The only way I will use a laptop is if it’s provided by my employer

Won’t catch me buying one unless I absolutely have to

[mossy void]

It gets better and better

[sacred mirage]

I'm so glad that I upgraded to a proper pc

I absolutely love that modded Minecraft actually runs at a reasonable pace

[hazy finch]

moving around like a cheap chinese wind up toy that barely has a center of mass that wont tip it over at the slightest movement

[hazy finch]

as a gaming laptop user i can confirm though ive pulled the battery out of mine and keep it permamently plugged in so its just a mini PC now basically

[hazy finch]

i just got a job offer so i might be getting a proper pc soon enough

[pale ingot]

[steel bone]

[dreamy flax]

:flag_ro: Romania

:clock8: 13 February 2025, 08:14 (08:14 AM)
🌍 UTC +2.0
🌅 Sunrise

☁️ Overcast clouds
🌁 50% humidity
🍃 E 80° | 1.02 m/s wind
🌡️ -4.15°C (24.53°F)

[eager igloo]

That's still sensible in travel

[hazy finch]

yea it is ill still hold onto my laptop dont worry its still a little power house and can run most modern games fine at medium settings or so

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/пригожин-gif-2730111336305269567

[eager igloo]

Thats nice

[hazy finch]

its got a 2GB 1660 GTX and 16GB of either ddr4 or ddr5 ram and a 11/12th gen CPU

[eager igloo]

I got my laptop for uni but most I could run on it sensibly was rimworld I think

[narrow lotus]

2gb vram gpu

[eager igloo]

Its a laptop

[narrow lotus]

i thought it had 4

[eager igloo]

What do you expect

[hazy finch]

you only say that cause your masochism addiction simulator requires more than that

[narrow lotus]

many games require more than that

[coarse bear]

Ending support for public transport rn

[lyric horizon]

2gb 1660???

[narrow lotus]

idk depends what u play

i thought it has 4gb tho

[lyric horizon]

My 1650 has 4

[narrow lotus]

who the fuck makes 2gb vram gpus even for laptops nowadays

the PC version i know has 6gb

but the laptop one has 2 ?

[hazy finch]

i was able to play cyberpunk 2077 on medium settings just fine at 50-60 fps

[narrow lotus]

[eager igloo]

Wow

[lyric horizon]

HOW

800x600?

[narrow lotus]

then you dont have 2gb

[hazy finch]

lemme check cause i havent checked the specs in a while

[lyric horizon]

Bro has 12

You would have textures not loading with that amount of vram

[hazy finch]

ah it is 4GB nvm

[lyric horizon]

[narrow lotus]

[lyric horizon]

Still

[narrow lotus]

yeah i mean that can work

[lyric horizon]

Cp77 with medium settings?

[eager igloo]

My first large purchase after getting a job

[lyric horizon]

Whats your cpu

[narrow lotus]

it's basically a 1070 ish performance which is doable

[lyric horizon]

The 1070Ti is still holding on good

[narrow lotus]

mine was a fucking fuel pump for my car

[hazy finch]

custom medium i put civillians down to the lowest and got rid of all the bloat graphics settings (motion blur chromic abberation etc etc)

[narrow lotus]

then it was the 4070

[eager igloo]

[lyric horizon]

Mine was fridge

[coarse bear]

kekpoint car haver

[lyric horizon]

[coarse bear]

Mine was all the PC parts for my current PC

[visual stirrup]

imagine living in a dysfunctional country that can pave fucktons of asphalt for highways, but can't seem to figure out buses and railways

[narrow lotus]

thats a decent laptop

how is the temperatures

if you are from australia

you must suffer

[narrow lotus]

couldnt be Romania , making 10km of highway here is like national holiday

[hazy finch]

playing 2077 it went between 60-75
i had a laptop cooler for it though that broke but when i was using that it was 60-65

[visual stirrup]

🇺🇸

[naive bison]

More Matan Even unhinged interview questions

[narrow lotus]

wdym buses? you dont have f150 truck

Non gasoline user , laugh at him

[naive bison]

He asked a rabbi "do you ever think about hanging up the rabbi big and doing something more honorable, like a used car salesman?"

[coarse bear]

It's okay, friend, they're gonna defund the department of transportation too
Department of Tesla rise up

[hazy finch]

f150 truck could be used as a school excursion mini bus if they put a roof on the back end

[narrow lotus]

elon will make Tesla Model Kek

[naive bison]

And "what advice would you give a mentally deranged person who's pointing a gun at you?"

[coarse bear]

Elon will probably actually fly the Kekistani flag in DOGE

[visual stirrup]

motherfuckers will complain about traffic as if they themselves don't contribute to it
every vehicle on the road is traffic

[lyric horizon]

I bought a property in Egi...

[silver bluff]

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[feral kiln]

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[pseudo robin]

Hail benevolent leader musk

[narrow sorrel]

"My life isnt worth those bullets bro, have you seen the prices for ammunition these days?"

[naive bison]

Thats not advice is what Matan would say

He also kept telling the rabbi the entire time someone is gonna come and throw slime at them like Nickelodeon

As a bit for the podcast

[hazy finch]

old people in cars are a conspiracy by the government to intentionally impede traffic and attempt to cram in electric vehicles and public transportation for "simplicity" and "convenience" they simply have remote controlled cars that have electric powered mannequins that move their arms and look around to pretend to be a real person tell me have you ever seen a old person in a car that dident have a little bit of tint in their windows? thats to slightly mask the mannequins so that you think that they are real people