#πͺbruh-fart
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I had a uncle whose Wife died when he and her were very young and he told me that everyday he misses her, and the only reason he had not killed himself due to his pain of being lonely was because he hoped they would meet again.
Im being serious here Flop life comes at you fast, when you are older you will ask yourself "why did i not marry when i was a younger man for now it is nigh impossible for me to marry now and i shall be alone for the rest of my life"
the YPG, the Yekineyen Parastina Gel, basically the Popular Protection Unit
the terrorists in Syria?

no, pretty much just kurds protecting their places
@tidal trellis when you get married not only are you finding love foryourself you are finding a companion that will be with you through your most monumentus moments in life, and In-shallah to your peaceful deaths
you are greatly misinformed
Hes Turkish, he might be a bit biased
Syno is turkish
So he hates everything kurd related
YPG is created by Ocalan who also created PKK
the groups are connected
The ygp and their allies have commited terrible acts in turkey
I wonder why 
idk i just named a group i can remember easily
However their fight to me is still valid, as terrible things happen but their root cause is still for their own good
kurds have not been opressed since the 80s
or 90s
before that there was military in charge
i mean
not the turks problem that much
Look man, I am not fit for that
so it'll be easier and healthier for me and others for me to just be single and remain friends 
PKK kills more kurds then turks anyway
they massacred kurdish villages back in the day for not supporting them
then Daesh appeared idk
the turkish government has been trying to make a agreement with terrorists
for decades
can you fucking believe that
I hope this immature time in your life will be subsided by, i once thought that way but it is not the way that life works. Everyone here may patronize you but i genuinely think you are headed down the wrong direction
socialist
Does massacres
Where the fuck have i seen that before
Yeah fuck them
if them being terrorists wasn't enough
Bomb them to the ground
ottomans
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Nah I'm good
Kurds are a 50/50 some are cool people but others genuinely think they should get parts of like 6 different countries to form their own countries
he is headed towards dicks
When you are old and alone you will remember this
It will be a paining memory one that will remain until your demise
Ew! No!
oh, like diehard mapuches
@potent hamlet 
i mean like i said
Also him being a student clearly shows how much unis have made westernized men shut them down
PKK kills kurds a whole lot more then Turks
since kurds also are in the turkish military
Make them go to madrasa and not be massive homosexuals AMEEN!!
we should send flop to the serbian coal mines
I think the Syrian stuff in there is way too weird tbh
them trying to control Syria and get autonomy is just another part in their dream of Kurdistan
since they never had a nation
they always were under control of another nation
Let's not
We should send Flop to Brazil
afraid?
Or better yet.
to chile
No you should be sent to the foji instead
Please don't put him in danger by sending him to south America
then why they just dont give them a small place?
p!ohio
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/1166453565435412500/trim.DD621788-783A-4578-AD20-8DC7EB9F834D.mp4
His weak ass will never escape the Pegging dungeon
why should anybody give them a small place?
Modern nations giving up land, also the kurds would just ask for more and more
(Like isreal)
this
to make them go there and stop whining?
Its cheaper to shoot rebels than it is too lose taxed people and resources
saying will instead of would implies hes already in one 
Truthnuke also
like: ''Here, now shut the fuck up and dont call me again''
They tried that with isreal and look how thats ended up
The what
I was just gonna say 
who tf would ruin their land integrity for some people that have never had a nation or hold any ground at all
THE FOJI
they did not get conquered they always lived under another nation
well, actually it would be like Bolivia asking Chile for access to the sea
I have...no idea! What that is
Another way is
Fauji
The ARMY!! nitwit!
flop doesnt have internet to search stuff
why would us give a bunch of land to another country that just doesnt care about us and is just asking for shit?
I don't do none of that
Flop said he doesn't speak Pakistani
then you will passively take dick every day
Got it, putting Flop in the coastguard
Ew!
urdu
Yeah thats the one
pakistanis speak urdu, yet he doesnt know it
May Allah never punish me with a son simmilar to you
i would like to visit Afghanistan and shoot guns ngl
and probably buy nods
The 2nd worst would be a disabled child
dependin the disability
You're a woman so probably wouldn't happen
@tidal trellis did your parents ever beat you?
Hey, my mom really wanted a son and behold, I was created/ given 
No, they're nice people
At this point, pretty much a daughter
No wonder
thats why you are gae
I mean, who would notice in the middle of nowhere?
do you remember the story of a woman tourist who travelled with a motorbike?
They should have beaten you with Chapul
what position did they use so i can avoid it
she rode through Turkey, Iraq, Syria, Afgahanistan even took a pic with Taliban and then got raped and killed in India
I'm their son! You numpty 
The buyer? If you do have your father and or male representative go with you to make sure nothing goes wrong
There is no fucking way
Got through multiple war zones only to die in India
conclusion
you can even travel to Afgahanistan
but never go to India
especially as a woman
also i could get there, get a damn pistol and just keep it with me in case somethin happens
g
my g is failing
i noticed my g is kinda failing
so clueless
i have no idea what it means
What the hell game i just said GG 6 times and ive been banned!!! Come on game!!
i mean, i truly have no damn idea
It's going to say gg five times
i have to send it in dm just to be sure
i got banned for saying gg multiple times
what the hell ubisoft?!
its probably some nazi shit
To ensure this doesn't happen im also gonna beat my son
Only when he deserves it tho
Any disrespect to me or worse his mother and im bringing out the metal ruler or slipper

If he commits crime or anything retarded like that its gonna be either a belt or a wire clothing hanger
Gonna learn boxing to do it more efficiently
I feel like beating your kid has to happen to make them a decent person
and then they be like "dude this tastes just like mustard"
Not like a beat down for 0 reason but for discipline
so true
That's horrible
My father beating me kept me from doing anything bad for me
that's not how it works! U numpty muffin
he will come out as homo and sadist or masochist
yes
All u gonna do is make him hate u
I feel like it should only be kept as the extreme punishment
And he will be beat to death 
Okay but imagine if my dad caught me smoking or anything when he used to discipline me if i yelled at my mom or disrespected her
Well he only did it when needed
There is better ways
If my son or daughter disrespect my wife
i have been threatned with very extereme stuff if i was ever caught smoking
and it sure has worked
Father's are supposed to be kind, loving and protect you
smh
i've always thought about if im having a toxic relationship or an abusive father, im probably gonna make him a Private Pyle
This is why you are a femboy
yes and beatings are protecting you
Thus is why you are a man lover
No I'm not!
But beating your kids is a last resort
Doing it too much will make him only fear consequences and not make him a good person
But if he fears the consequences then he will be a good person by not doing bad things
Sure buddy
And if I had a rock id kill someone with it
But i do agree
Younger kids especially need to be beat to be taught a lesson sometimes
No belts or anything like that unless they do something truly awful / commit a crime
Something like that, the game has a heavy sexual and fetishistic pretext.
It somehow spread to younger audiences and roblox specifically, which the OG creator very much hated as he saw it as grooming.
no, they'll do it and learn to hide them from you
there is a line between abuse and discipline
There are a lot of times when bad things have no or little consequences in the moment
"Saw as"
He is right
if my father beats me because i did something bad then that's disciplining me
Life is Roblox
Yeah I do agree with him on that
Well yeah dont beat your kids if they dont do anything wrong
There is also a line in beating someone
beat your wife first
that's where its just abuse

Just do it the military way, have your kid do push ups when he fucks up, thats what my dad did.
I draw the line at physical stuff ( like bruises or scars ) and especially at blood
You are 12 years old
Go play outside
Idk if my son ends up like flop im going to beat him for entire moon cycles
NO SON OF MINE WILL BE A FEMBOY
Yeah I feel like this is the best
I will watch his search and viewing history
no
But make sure he understands what he did wrong
I won't have any children
also not a beatup like your child is a punching bag
That is not a worry for you
Not like you would get the chance to 
I expected that from tam, but fucking hell from you...
you shit
Crazy work
What'd be so wrong about being like me?
I'm doing well!
I feel like everyone should have a kid, even adopt one too if you dont want your wife to give birth
Nope
Yeah but you have a omori pfp and act like a homo online
None respects you
only catdad
alex dont get a kid
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or pets
Diddy would be with you
I will and you cant stop me
animal dad yes
YoungBoy Never Broke Again & WhoGangDee - Try Me
No I don't, and this isn't a omori pfp
even if it was, nothing wrong with the game, is good game
arab father be like, WHY YOU NOT GET WIFE AND GIVE GRANDCHILDREN
Same difference you dont act normally online
right the pressure of famial duties
guys i ate a whole mango yesterday
I fear my father more than i fear what will become of my children
I already have children, theyβre called dogs and they give me unconditional love and are immune to internet brainrot.
things i learned:
1)the skin is tough and inedible
2) there's a large pit inside with a husk surrounding it, so like 30% of the mango is inedible
Also my dad had heart issues from birth, and had a rough time getting me and my siblings
Stop making it about yourself child
Go outside and play
you gotta eat the mango a lot like a watermelon, cut the arches
Smh
are you okay?
I'm perfectly normal 
He went through crazy lengths to havr children, i am a healthy man with nearly 0 health issues it would be disrespectful for me atleast to not have kids
fair
I need yo ass frolicking around and playing with a ball ASAP
stop messaging me
and pretending i'm a minor
it's really fucking weird
Did you eat your veggies Xal.
mass sleep spell
hitting the griddy on my kid because he didn't rizz up livy dun
When you grow up as a kid thinking "everyday i spend with my dad could be the last" you realize how important being healthy is
You realize the importance of life in general
granny hates you so much she's dissociating
not everyones dad can be spent time with too though
:(
the tiny frame of a cat barely can contain so much scorching hatred
@tidal trellis i want you to know that your main end goal in life shouldn't be "i should be alone" your end life should be making sure you sre surrounded by loved ones and comfortable for when you pass on
I think she actually is starting to like me
I grew up thinking when is the last day
Healthy relationship with your family helps you being a good person, which is proven by how many people with real life issues don't have a healthy relationship with their family

hahahahahahhahahahaha please shut up
Alo Ted π
Tryna 2 eat breakfast ere
smh
Here to prove me otherwise?
TRUTHNUKE BOMB DETONATION DETECTED
nope both sides of mine kinda suck ass
Cats sleep for 16 hours a day because their bodies can only withstand 8 hours of that level of hatred and contempt
My dream is the kitty sleeping near me
Awwwww
Literally what I just said
He thinks he is one of them
@pale ingot new stalcraft update dropped, arsenal update
you gotta find a signal in endgame areas (labyrinth/stillwaters) and a tp will appear in front of you
you are then given a list of items to improve rep with the arsenal guy Arsen
I had a good relationship with most of my family (except for that one side who are caniving thieves and scoundrels)
Not all cats are full of hatred, some are full of stupidity (orange cats)
both sides are a bunch of selfish pricks who don't give two shits other than a few cousins who I barely talk to
cousins orange cat always cuddles me when i visit
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So you don't have a healthy family relationship and are in a gamba server in the brainfart channel. Proves me right 
otherwise it's just my mom, brothers and niece and nephew are pretty much all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyJzElgYWyw @fresh rose
Counter-Strike (CS) je jedna od najpoznatijih i najpopularnijih pucaΔkih video-igara iz prvog lica (FPS - First Person Shooter) svih vremena. Prvi put je objavljena 1999. godine kao modifikacija (mod) igre Half-Life, koju je razvio Valve. Counter-Strike je ubrzo postao toliko popularan da je Valve otkupio prava na igru i razvio je u zaseban seri...
Tbh i didnt talk to a lot of my family, only my close family
I didn't fucking say you where wrong you dildo
mirage best map
Not so jolly stuff happening rn
You are not old enough to be playing that game
I'm aware. I have a partial problem in the same department. In my defense I'm on the clock working from home
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ok dr disrespect
I'm jolly, happy where I'm at in life despite how bad it was
I have food, live in a good sized flat have some spare cash to spend on a new motherboard and CPU to play gamba
Monolith, I hate monolith
Anywat imna sleep now but
If you knew what's good for you, you'd love creatine.
@tidal trellis dont end up like the ruckshaw drivers who are 60 and alone
I need to get an axe
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"If this keeps up, the war will go on forever."
#Duty #VS #Freedom
My friends are mostly dumbasses, yet somehow my path always crosses them :/
Neither
Ew monolith
Considering my options rn
Being dumb doesn't mean they can't be good friends
It is wednesday, my dudes
Idk what that is but no thanks!
Bunch of egoists, thats all I'm gonna say
what the freak
Hows Wednesday treating you, bz?
Ah welp, that's a different case
you read it correctly
almost died of boredom because one of our directors loves the sound of her voice too much
but it's alright otherwise
Work meetings
Can it be xalrided, pleatty pwease
Mood
Meetings huh
I have a few good ones + one that was with me since school times, yet I haven't heard from him for long
When I find out where he lives
I have to contact him
Maybe reach out to them see what's up
Most highlight part of Jojo
thank god I'm on remote and can just dissociate while playing some game while she runs her stupid mouth for so long, too long
Where do you live stinky
Agreed. Fuck meetings
Yeah, buster, whats wrong
π€
that's a fucked up evil gif
Doesnt load for me
fucked up evil rat creature #2
he doesn't know
It's supposed to be like that?
Click it
I installed fucking fiber yesterday, how could something not load 
FOGGEEE
What's AOL?
Kids these days will never know the wonders of dial-up internet
I will make a book cover from your skin
wtf based?
I'm not a kid but I used it
What's the book about?
When making coffee from scratch, I totally failed at roasting coffee, and I want to redeem myself.
#shorts
Why so mean, if so frien shaped
In your life, not in my eyes.
@river zealot π«΅

You're right. Then again, I succeeded in tricking you
I'll take my jester's fate

π€ 
myshinka: agression, threats and insults 24/7
also myshinka:
Guys usually don't have a very tight relationship with daily contant etc but it's a strong bond when we just see each other from time to time and talk about everything and nothing over some booze
not even a turbo vigrin anymore he's one step above that
He would monetise communism if he could
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that's honestly just a regular communism
Isn't that the normal communism though?
Exactly
The best argument about communism is that no person from a communist country is allowed to agree with you
They can't complain
In a literal sense
Yup
Muscles reacting/contracting
The brain is dead but the body is still functional
Aka
The flesh is willing
We are just a brain with long nerves controlling a flesh golem
M E A T P R I S O N
Mad honey?
me when your mom
r e a l
You must either be old or be really desperate to go for my mom
The hell is this?
Divine light severed
I know your tricks
I've just used them myself, you'll see it if you scroll up
The loading light
Its so realistic
The best trick is to use the same gray color for your name/rank as the background is
Try again
@glad carbon
You'll learn, or not
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I still have hopes, they just changed to other ones which are also more likely to happen
I'm eating!!!

I'm still having a great time
You're still wearing a christmas hat you freak
Please learn to use them
If you use a top bubble speech it points to your fucking name
please change your name/pfp you are currently being the internet version of the single mother that keeps the christmas decorations up until the middle of july
yessir that is me
It's still january
There is snow outside
For me snow is one of the main points of the jolly christmas spirit
HATEuary
I also use the jolly guy as a title 
Next month is FebuHATE
Due to how many people have gotten christmas hat PFP's from me
I fucking hate summer
Based???

I fucking hate the sun. Bring me the rain and the clouds.
Fuck bugs.
Fuck people.
Fuck.
I love spring and winter, autumn is nice. Summer is terrible
I'm gonna get a christmas hat then
I love you
Thankfully girls wardrobe for summer is good looking
Play stupid games win stupid prices
Hopefully he'll learn to either not do it or spend some time to develop that skill
You're right, bicycles are stupid
You don't need to be to wish it to someone who is
It's the cyclist most of the time 
That's a good point.
Bikes themselves are a great transport
I disagree only because I am a clumsy retard
cyclists when they think they are a car
I can break shit pretty good
It's healthy to drive one, it's way faster than a skateboard or other similiar ways of self powered transportation. Better control than most of other ones. You can use it for more than just commute, trips, further distances, a place where you can't get with a car like a lake in a forest.
I'm only good on my feet is what I mean
I can't fuck with bikes or boards
I agree with that motto. That's why I chose to live next to a brothel 

Ah welp, you can still learn.
I'm terrible at boards myself
I can use rollerblades but I despise them
Why would you even use rollerblades
Especially if you despise them
My girlfriend wanted me to try them out
oh
I learned that I despise them afterwards
I didn't trip or anything but they are just so fucking inconvenient, they are neither safe, comfortable or fast compared to a bike
hiiii
Why's that?

hiiiiii
If you find someone you love then it's a blessing to be married
h
I have seen marriages do nothing but fail, in-person at least.
Oh yeah, most marriages fail
hiiiii
But that's the same with most relationships
The only successful marriage I have seen was because they are utilitarians and they treat their marriage like a business/military unit
hiiiiii
lmao
Most people just don't work with themselves
Plus the thing I hate most is dealing with people that I can't just fucking make disappear- or I should say, walk away from
Family can be like that, we don't chose them and it's harder to argue/deal with them if they are just wrong or doing something bad
But you'll be exposed to them since they'll pop up due to being family
Internet is great, if someone pisses me off or if I suddenly want to stop for any reason I can, and the odds of something bad happening are almost zero unless I just told an anonymous hacker that he's fat and has no bitches or something
I've seen a few but you are right in that most marriages do fail
That's mostly due to how people treat relationships, lack of attempts from both sides to understand each other and try to work things out
Especially with current culture of "red flags"
Does X, or doesn't immediately "click" then abandon ship
People don't love the person they are with but their lists of requirements which they try to project onto their partner
real
Red Flag obsessors are red flags
I don't have the fuckin' energy to deal with people as it is, last thing I'm doing is fucking around trying to figure out a relationship or god forbid have children
Not fucking around with a pet, either
My shotgun is perfectly adequate company
what will you fuck around with
My shotgun
balkan boydinner
i see
What the fuck
ooo
No, no "ooo"
i love spice
Spicy sauce is for things that have no flavor, this is a fucking tragedy

Okay spice is also good on certain dishes but come the fuck on, skittles!??!!
iedy it's just some random woman in a swimsuit
your goonery is getting out of hand
You had me at woman , pal
may lord have mercy on your cum-stained soul
Rare straight person in brainfart moment
Yeah, going straight to my local section 8 to recruit men for my gae sex army
maybe they changed the formula so it tastes nice
π§π»ββοΈ
I don't know, I've never even seen these, let alone tried them
I would be willing to try them at least once
i just had a quick dream
nice
it was some kind of family vacation to some very important religious place in Syria
mashallah at last this silly latina realises the folly of her ways and embraces the light of the true faith
im always like paranoid and when the dude that's guiding us see me, laughs and says: ''Dont worry, this place wavent seen combat in 5 years''
and suddenly we visit the place and its like some musque, and in the way back, bullets start flying around


Should've manifested an M16, dream sucks
it's the goon squad shooting! take cover! protect your rear!

Goons on Woods
and we go and lower our heads and we start running back to the hotel and end up getting in the middle of the gunfight
buzy do you eat pickles
we see dudes with multicam and ak's and green duct taped into their arms and legs and helmets and they're like the defensive group of that, decently equipped i gotta say
yes
just dill?
?
theres a bunch of types
@potent hamlet 
my family being stupid, start poking their heads out of one window
provide me with the whole range of types
and i keep saying: ''Keep your fucking head down or you'll get shot'' while lighting a cig
uhhh idk the 3 are like
and then see an insurgent get in and our guide comes and kill him, he gets like 5 shots to the chest with no plate and he stumbles down
dill, kosher dill, garlic dill
leaving an AK right in front of me
and i go like: ''Oh, finally something useful''
I don't think our pickles ever are just plain salt brine, it's always dill and some other spices
dunno about garlic though
i grabbed it, the mags and his helmet and then i raise it to hit somebody in the face and i get a flashback from some weird mission very Metal Gear-like
osaka for the love of god
Yeah right
spicy pickles are good
Cringefart
but as if Boss was a pussy and sends a white-haired girl in a damn skirt and blueish shirt and military pants, and she goes just running through multiple military places while not engaging, just running while listening to a dude telling her about the mission
like cut into 4 long ways slices
Doubt u can remember such a dream in detail
I mean you can cut them when you cook something, but pretty sure all our pickles sell by a whole pickle
the spears are really good
perfect size for snacking
i can when it just happened
and specially when its really good
also I've remembered that my favorite pickles are called uhhh checks papers gherkins? it's like smaller cucumbas, they're nice and very crunchy
yummy
I don't think I've ever seen pickles pre-cut in a jar
they get weird and soggy in the coin shape cut
I know right? americans pre-cut pickles, insane
the spears stay crunchy
We got those once and they were ridiculously sweet
sees what
Oh I've been awake for the last 8 hours, don't worry
you've been banned from ever visiting India
i remember one dream i had that was about me getting kidnapped by aliens and adopted by them and they sent to some weird half-dome planet with a whole school and university in the dome but it was so damn giant i wasnt able to believe it it was only for an academia
(good for you honestly)
bread and butter pickles are a plague
never get those
whoever invented those is a freak
as a reaction just looks like it's judging the post directly above
Anyway
Racist stereotypes? In my # -fart? 
then i met a boy that was made out of rock
whats a kazahkstan sterotype
Uhhh, iunno
There's funni wojak slander vids and that's about it
I get being tired of social contact, dating scene is a lot of effort to find someone. I'd like to have a child though, give them love and have them grow up to be a good person. Because remember if you don't do it, all the assholes will. And then the kids they fail to properly raise will be ones you'll have to deal with. Also dogs are lovely, they require so little to be happy. A stick and a few belly rubs.
I'm off the clock so I'm heading out of here
It was nice chatting, have a good day
discount mongolians,, uhhhh
Kyrgyzstan>>>>
different place
and then a girl that was like from Acchi Kocchi but she had a bigass mouth with little small eyes
like an anglerfish
is it though?
and she started to follow me around and trying to bite me sometimes
osaka shut up already
osaka you autistic anglerfish who are you even talking to

dreams are the most fucking boring thing you can talk about
The last dream i remember seemed like going through a normal day, running errands, etc. Then the grocery store started playing smash mouth and koolaid man was desperately trying to free the popcicle aisle
I remember thinking "oh for fucks sake" then waking up annoyed
tell us about how you went on a walk and saw a bum throwing bottles at someone or something thats actual real
they're funny sometimes, but at least attempt to retell it coherently and in a single message and
not
like
this
in
between
all
the
other
fucking
messages
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can today be ΠΆΠΎΠΏΠ°Π»ΠΈΠ·ΡΠ½fart?
i do remember some dreams and pretty good too
im gonna go check the fridge for pickles now
who said that osaka
i think im out but idk
Watch iedy be unable to find the channel
are you pregnant, what's up with sudden pickles fascination
pregante car
i need some brine
boypreggers
nice
Gregnant
it's time for some boibortion
zhopolis?
@narrow lotus said it
Π° ΡΠΎ Π·Π° ΠΆΠΎΠΏΠΎΠ»ΠΈΠ·?
blame him
ass licker
ΠΠ°ΠΊ ΡΡ ΡΡΠ°Π»ΡΠ½Ρ 2
once he muted me for a whole week
how could i be so foolish to not realize portuguese comes from portugal
pathetic.
that the superior portuguese is from brazil
Portugal is a variant for portuguese
How didnt you know?
HAHAHAH
lol
Is this the other miyazaki?
The one that made that anime studio?
Gamagoma or something
google translate got support for 110 more languages and thats the first one i noticed
Gandon
Oh shit
snsskeenwji channel named changed again
Is Zulu there?
Bless you
ΠΠΎ Π·Π΄Π΅ΡΡ ΡΡΠ°Π»ΡΠ½Ρ Π΄Π²Π°
Nice
π
OBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
why do u want my blackuage?
Π ΡΡΠΎ ΡΡ, Π½Π΅ Π·Π½Π°Π΅ΡΡ?
amabele
Iedy said that there was no way i was able to remember dreams that well
and i was proving him wrong
@old kettle Π΄Π°Π²Π°ΠΉ Π·Π΄Π΅ΡΡ, ΡΡΠ°ΡΡ Π²Π΅ΡΠ½ΠΎ
maybe im
Tree
Back then portuguese from Portugal was the best translation of games I could get
hallucinating
You are from SA?
osaka I'm fucking shitting yourself
yes
move on
God of war 3 had Portugal voice over
black
why is the name of the channel ass licker fart now?
Why not
ΠΠΎ ΠΎΠ½ΠΈ Π»ΠΈΠ·Π°Ρ ΠΆΠΎΠΏΡ Π±ΡΠ±Π»ΠΈ
Bootleg dutch
zulu is 80% xhosa 20% and whites its afrikaans 40% english like 60% and most people here speak a mix of all 3
Say something in black
||bigge||r
this is tree man if you even care
It adds up to 200%
yup
Viva wakanda
busy
ni||ssan||
bro got the phone out

Americans seriously have yellow buses for schools?
Here we had jelcz pr100 or bike

"behold as i torrent water into wine"
Pirated water
SODA
i like rowley alot
and the other characters
The only thing louder than the dinosaurs' roars were the voices of gamers worldwide demanding the return of a survival horror classic π©Έ
We've listenedβthe legendary Dino Crisis and Dino Crisis 2 are back, fully playable on modern PCs!
Dino Crisis: https://bit.ly/DC1_GOG
but i hate the wimp kid
greetings #πͺbruh-fart
School buses come in other colors?
cool nickname you have

beat both, very excellent game
specialy 2
style is the same as resident evil but the gameplay is way better
i love the chinese reaction images, they are so fucking alien and unhinged
This reminds me, i need to see if the deepseek passes the Flop test.
They are copied so many times that they degrade to this
Gabagoola
how dare u troll me
ΠΌΡ ΡΠ΅ΠΉΡΠ°Ρ ΡΡΡΡΠΊΠΈΠ΅
Claude writing absolute peak by having a random viking side character say "By odin's balls, thor is going to be pissed!" after showing them what .50 BMG does to plate armor
hi @steel bone hi @manic cave
ja
what book
Ja Bruder

kuss digga
Not book, just AI shit.

Ich werde dich berΓΌhren
hey
Smh
VerrΓ€ter
its not homo
- 100δΈͺη€ΎδΊ€ε¦ε

εζ§ζ
alright relax with google translate
fire writing is fire writing.
Where else am i gonna get a medieval setting where Archbishop Browning decides to stop a siege by revealing hes been hiding a crate of rune-blessed BARs with dragon blood tipped ammo?
i literally have a book series for you
Its not traditional writing, but hes a creative bastard
"one more rep bro come on"
fantasy x modern military but not anime slop
forgotten ruin and The Lost is the best 2 series
I'll check it out. I don't count it as writing, but its pretty good at creative improv BS
if you want pure scifi too the writer has a really good series
a couple actually
new series too???
land of the black sun
We do not care
hai
I've been camping it for th past hour how are you getting access >:(
it keeps fucking me off saying servers are busy
halyo
YOOO wind is doin metallurgy too?
no. jus writing some small paper
π aint no way my professor just has a link to internet archive for the textbook
Openrouter has api access 
Curvy house
is that from the joker movie where he gets ass raped and stabbed
boss beard
yeah joker 2
apparently the director thought people were gonna hate the first movie and when he realized people loved it he basically wanted to fucking kill the character
to show those chuds
joker goes to prison, it's heavily implied he gets ass raped by the guards and then "the real joker" stabs him and Arthur dies
Xals daydreaming
risky placement but respectable
Man I should get into modding
no
if you do i will post negative reviews on every post
OpenAI made a statement that they have proofs DeepSeek used their AI model for training of theirs
(proof: we want our money back pretty please)
time for stupid g'ay baby AI stock market to swing again
OpenAI had open source code
its all so tiresome
Finally done with work
Its all just training data Ouroboros at this point.
time to do it again in 6 hours
if this is a libtard state in america good fucking luck
it takes like 12 months before it even gets to court
all powered by seven years of flop shitting himself online over and over and with investments in billions and billions
life is a comedy

also no chatgpt is not open source
it used to be
I have survived retail hell once more and am now sitting in my car waiting for it to warm up
they made it private before before going full corpo
uhm excuse me I was waiting for five minutes for anyone to notice me wtf
I would like to speak with the manager
I am the manager. Fuck off.
sooo just squatters then?
i would like to speak to your manager then
uhm you suck and I will file a complaint to the director and the president and now I will throw a tantrum right here and shit on the floor wtf
My manager would also tell you to fuck off
And my managerβs manager doesnβt work this early so good luck with that
@grizzled meadow
i open gamma for the first time in years and i see an always sunny meme
who are you
i'd like to get to know you better
chat is this real
you're my friend now
poggers?
Ronaldinho socceeeeeeeeeeer
oh wait you're actually khaytil
long time no see sand dweller
wym actually
this implies there's a skinwalker of me in here
it means that I don't always click on someone's profile
and your pfp and name are some random bababooey
Khaytill is not real
imagine a legendary battle of osaka and khaytil
go get your bird back n-word
isn't that the alice copy
correct
why would i fight alice she's chill
but she's more schizo

she's allegedly a woman, and that is a sin
except for pedos and government officials
if it's a woman and is like alice she's cool
if it's a man he's still cool
idc about gender
here, I've made a handy guide to differentiating them
You suck people equally



