🎪bruh-fart

[potent hamlet]

SpongeBob
SpongeBob SquarePants, who lives in a pineapple under the sea
Absorbent and yellow and without blowing up
But this time he does blow up

[idle veldt]

Bob leponge

[astral grove]

https://tenor.com/view/o-block-real-beautiful-block-gif-17572203911508155030

[potent hamlet]

I usually leave a couple stuff in and then when I have nothing else to do I clean the mountain of dishes that appears

[fluid heron]

This just made me realize I haven't done dishes in weeks I've been eating at work whole time

[potent hamlet]

That's better tbh

[fluid heron]

I've only used cups at homr

[potent hamlet]

I love my new pfp tbh

[visual stirrup]

*"The problem with the internet is that people can just lie whenever they want."
-V.I. Lenin

[fluid heron]

Nah cuz this shit makes me blast out of both ends

[potent hamlet]

Of what

[fluid heron]

I be shitting out my ass and puking

And my new managers a fucking bitch

[potent hamlet]

Damn

[slender rock]

eugh

rough

[potent hamlet]

You're gonna have to start bringing your own lunch

[fluid heron]

I work 10 hours wake up and do it again

I don't even have time to make food I need so much sleep

[potent hamlet]

Daaaaamn

That's what I'm scared of ngk

I want to get a lot of money, but I would like at least some time to cook some shit

[fluid heron]

The money isn't there servers ain't make shit after holidays

I've been walking home after ten hours with nothing for days

[potent hamlet]

God damnit

[slender rock]

.

[potent hamlet]

I'm unemployed but pretty willing to do any kind of job ngl

Not prostitution obviously

[idle veldt]

Can you drive

[potent hamlet]

Yeah

Not licensed but I can

Manual

[deep topaz]

do scoober eats

[idle veldt]

Ok without a license is pretty bad

[potent hamlet]

I can drive pretty decently in manual

I've driven a 5-ton truck

Don't ask why

[idle veldt]

Yeah but wouldn’t jobs want you to be licensed

[potent hamlet]

Or when

[primal rapids]

Do you live near any grocery store or gas station? Chances are they’ll take anyone with a pulse, license or no.

[idle veldt]

She probably doesn’t want any customer facing position

[plush zodiac]

what the hell

[potent hamlet]

Tu mamá

[plush zodiac]

sexito?

[primal rapids]

Work night shift, rarely talk to anyone, completely ruin your sleep schedule, age ten years in five. It’ll be fine.

[harsh wigeon]

hello my name is quandale dingle

[plush zodiac]

Understable, have a great day

[primal rapids]

My name is Smitty Webenjagermanjensen

[potent hamlet]

I mean, if I get like 3k usd in a couple months, I can take it idk

[harsh wigeon]

can yuo tell mea wot tuo talk in zis chatt pwease?

[harsh wigeon]

nice to meet you smitty wabhgeialkwaskfjkgopamjensen

[idle veldt]

We don’t do baby talk in this chat

[potent hamlet]

Pedobait

[idle veldt]

Except when a mod is here

[plush zodiac]

Indeed, it's webnajsja123405jensen in person

[harsh wigeon]

im 3

[primal rapids]

It is I, John GAMMA

[harsh wigeon]

john who?

[potent hamlet]

A human, a monster and a prince from the dark

[deep topaz]

so many new people lately

[plush zodiac]

say that in Amomawy server, they get mad

[harsh wigeon]

nyet amomawy

[plush zodiac]

amomawy

[idle veldt]

What is happening

[potent hamlet]

John Madden

[primal rapids]

aeiou

[harsh wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-stalker-anomaly-my-beloved-my-beloved-meme-gif-25328230

[plush zodiac]

Things

[plush zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-stalker2-anomaly-explaining-fov-gif-22384734

[harsh wigeon]

me realistic fov 100 enjoyer and don't accept more than 100

[potent hamlet]

John Madden

[harsh wigeon]

Aeiou

[slender rock]

ugh

[plush zodiac]

I can give you 80 and I'm taking a risk

[harsh wigeon]

90?

[idle veldt]

Brainfart stock tumbling

[primal rapids]

360 FOV

[plush zodiac]

95 and we have a deal

[harsh wigeon]

Fish

[plush zodiac]

psychopath

[potent hamlet]

My name is Pinkie Pie

And I am here to say

[plush zodiac]

Honey pie

[slender rock]

Alica

shut

[potent hamlet]

I'm gonna make you smile and I will brighten up your daaaaay

[harsh wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/deal-handschlag-abgemacht-einigung-geht-klar-gif-11963036

[potent hamlet]

It doesn't matter now

[plush zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/maksas-the-cat-deal-its-a-deal-gif-20624996

[potent hamlet]

If you are sad or blue

Cuz cheering up my friends is just what Pinkie's here to do

Cuz I love to make you smile, smile, smile

Yes I do

[primal rapids]

Commit die

[potent hamlet]

It feels my heart with sunshine all the while
Yes it does

Cuz all I need is to smile smile smile from these happy friends of mine

[potent hamlet]

I have the Brainfart Exile badge and not you

[primal rapids]

You get what you deserve

[potent hamlet]

I carry this badge with honor

[ancient barn]

they enjoy containment

[potent hamlet]

Gary now I know I was wrong

Sorry I can't sing that one in English

It feels wrong

Gary ya sé, que estuve mal
Te descuidé, y ahora no estás

Gary lo lamento, te olvidé
Y no pensé que iba a perder
Ahora me dejaste solo
Estoy sin ti

Tu miau es música si pienso en ti
Vuelve a casa pronto, vuelve a mí

[gleaming grove]

Not would

WILL

[undone wave]

does it come with frag rounds?

[gleaming grove]

Yessir

[undone wave]

Also
the USAS-12 is the most Brazilian looking gun to ever come out of South Korea

[fluid heron]

Nut tapped myself so fucking hard

damn near puked

[idle veldt]

Boy does anything go right for you fatracoon?

[fluid heron]

No

Amazon won't deliver my fucking flashdrives to flash my motherboard bios

So my cpu won't work

[deep topaz]

why would an auto shotgun need a bipod

[fluid heron]

Why not

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473658772099694612/1333254625838632970/RDT_20250126_081951.mp4?ex=679adca1&is=67998b21&hm=486f91691fa2793cf8e2b9bccd8750a4f771a0b56a209c6f8d459ec30bba5489&

[fluid heron]

Istg if I build this shit and I'm missing a single header adapter I'm gonna lose my mind

[primal rapids]

Don’t swear to God, swear to the Omnissiah.

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/juan-jojo-jojo-part7-jojos-bizzare-adventure-steel-ball-run-gif-20695545

[harsh wigeon]

im blue cuz im mercenary

[undone wave]

Ivan hiding from the mods cops

[potent hamlet]

lmao

[plucky void]

running while pissing his pants

[fluid epoch]

Any Stalcraft enjoyers? I unlocked the guitar finally

[gleaming grove]

Thats like saying SPAS15 is the most Brazilian gun ever came from Italian

It looks similar

[potent hamlet]

@river zealot @inland jackal

[quartz ridge]

Tbh it looks like those Turkish Ar shotguns

[fluid heron]

We got usas at home

[pastel quartz]

just added a few more games to my library, hope I get around to them soon

list keeps getting bigger...

[fluid heron]

Have you played quasimorph?

[pastel quartz]

not yet, I saw sseth's video on it a while back so I got it a while ago when it was on sale

[fluid heron]

It's fun

[pastel quartz]

it looks really good

[fluid heron]

when I first got the game I saw you could amputate parts and immediately sawed my own head off

[pastel quartz]

peak lmao

I gotta play that one soon

[fluid heron]

Exanima is also very fun

But it will piss you off to no end till you understand the combat

[gleaming grove]

Well

There is a Turkish SCAR shotgun

[ancient barn]

examina is pretty peak.

[gleaming grove]

Plagarism as the purest form

[fluid heron]

I used to literally wrestle in exanima

[pastel quartz]

This is my full list actually

[fluid heron]

you got Kenshi?

You fuck with it?

[pastel quartz]

oh man

Where do I begin

[fluid heron]

I love kenshi

[pastel quartz]

kenshi is top 5 games of all time for me like unironically

it's flawed as fuck but it scratches an itch nothing has gotten close to apart from maybe rimworld

[fluid heron]

Man I needa build this PC I wanna play arma

[pastel quartz]

first kenshi playthrough I will always remember

[ancient barn]

underrail

[pastel quartz]

I want to get more into mgsv so badly but the gameplay loop feels so repetitive

maybe i'm not too deep but so far it just doesn't quite rope me in

I should just go back and play older mgs games

I think I would like them more

[modest oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/peppo-gif-27351069

[pastel quartz]

absolutely once I finish fo2

what build should I do?

[ancient barn]

what do you like

[pastel quartz]

I love making unique builds that are surprisingly good

that makes no sense but

[ancient barn]

eeeeh

[pastel quartz]

for example in cyberpunk I did strength and intelligence for my build which sounds wack but could be op since it let me abuse overclock

[ancient barn]

i mean

thats what i've done for about 2k hours in underrail

but ik what doesn't work

[pastel quartz]

that is a crazy amount of time in underrail, is it super replayable/long or do you just really love it?

[ancient barn]

a bit of both

[primal rapids]

My last build in Cyberpunk was Reflex/Tech/Cool where I’d use a sandy to shoot my own midair grenades to instakill groups of enemies

[pastel quartz]

that's a cool one

I want to make a sandy ricochet build

[ancient barn]

i would recommend doing something like gun build first for a smooth experience through out.

we got alot of guns

[pastel quartz]

I love a rough time, don't worry about me getting dissuaded by a harsh start

[ancient barn]

SMG,Pistol,Sniper,Shotgun,Assault rifle, grenade launcher. chemical pistol.

and we have heavy weapons

LMG's

and miniguns

[gleaming grove]

You can do that pretty easily without Sandy tbh

[pastel quartz]

yeah but is it in badass slow mo?

I think not

checkmate LIBERAL

[gleaming grove]

If you already stack Cool and do pistol build you already be able to shoot the grenade as with pistol you will auto aim the grenade

And the grenade hitbox would enlarge

Its my favorite way of me to defeat boss

[primal rapids]

If only it did even more damage and AoE if you stuck it with a throwing knife

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/uncanny-cat-gif-4893204234749945848

I despise of the "new here" badge

I have been here for like 2 years

[primal rapids]

I’d be more tempted to experiment with a Body build if I didn’t have dogshit options in terms of weapon variety versus Reflex and Cool

[primal rapids]

Game gives us a metric fuckton of pistols, katanas, SMG’s, but God forbid we get more than two (2) LMG’s

[pale ingot]

just wait until i get max strength and max tech and replace all my bones with mr studds

[pastel quartz]

You see that's why I just use gorilla arms. I call is the "surprise gorilla" build. 15 cool for the auto cloak and sprint crouch, 20 int and body for all the hacking, attacking, and healing stuff, and then funnel the rest of your points into wherever you want in the other 2 trees

I run around invisible before springing out like a well, surprise gorilla, and beat the fucking shit out of people

[primal rapids]

I mean there’s no reason to NOT use the gorilla arms if you’re speccint Body because blunt weapons also have terrible variety

[pastel quartz]

use overclock+body hp boosts to make everyone in the zip code blind and unconscious so I can more easily beat them to death

[primal rapids]

There’s ONE iconic sledgehammer and it slows you to a crawl

[potent hamlet]

i want a cig

[fluid heron]

Is it bad I kinda fuck with the 556 aks

Like the kr101 is fucking sexy

[pastel quartz]

Yes

Pierce your orbital bone with a screwdriver

[pale ingot]

we gotta lobotomize this guy like we performing ikejime on a fish

[idle veldt]

I like all guns equally

[potent hamlet]

i like them

[fluid heron]

I would love a zenitco'd 101

God damn

[idle veldt]

We should natoize all the guns

[narrow lotus]

@river zealot

[river zealot]

My death was greatly exaggerated

[gleaming grove]

Why most Zenless Zone female characters are equipped with ballistics

[gleaming grove]

Use airsoft one

[pale ingot]

gotta stay strapped

[gleaming grove]

It might shatter faster but its what it is

[pale ingot]

new eridu dont play

[fluid heron]

Blender to yo dih use airsoft parts on a real gun

Just blend my shit up gang 💔

[gleaming grove]

What the hell is that dialect

[pale ingot]

the blender

[high wing]

what did he say

[pale ingot]

he wants to put a blender to someone's dick

he evil

[gleaming grove]

What blender

The one that goes zoom zoom

[pale ingot]

The blender

[gleaming grove]

Or the one that made 3D model thats beyond your comprehension

[pale ingot]

idk ask him

[harsh wigeon]

i love m200

[minor cypress]

They're neat, but the straighter mag fucks with my head a ton

[fluid heron]

I think they kinda rock if they are still ak styled

[minor cypress]

Yeah looks like they make both, just depends on setup

[primal rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/463097867028922369/1334027398076829726/IMG_9861.png?ex=679b0954&is=6799b7d4&hm=50765d80459f4f62772439b35882ecf9df3868405d202a0c33e26308d735959f&

[potent hamlet]

my car only uses Lucky Star motor oil

[visual stirrup]

of course it does

[ancient barn]

https://tenor.com/view/scorsese-absolute-cinema-meme-gif-9523375912274476782

[coarse bear]

There's a hypetrain?

[potent hamlet]

this is the only image i can see and think it was me during my university era

[primal rapids]

Properly finish your fucking cigarettes before lighting more

[feral kiln]

overpriced

[potent hamlet]

i got my fingers burnt so many times by chainsmoking cigs that now my fingers are very sensitive to heat

[feral kiln]

do not buy

[coarse bear]

Mfs that say they smoke a pack a day:

[fluid heron]

smoke like gta

Just one drag and flick it away

[idle veldt]

Red dead 2

Waste that shit

[quaint ore]

Reminds me of my older brother smoking like a fucking wildfire

Every 40-50 minutes he went out for a cig

[fluid heron]

That shit still pisses me off let me smoke a cigarette

[primal rapids]

I don’t even smoke, I just want them to die of lung cancer more quickly

[idle veldt]

Dude the eating animations should be like 4 times longer

Breaks my immersion

[potent hamlet]

i used to go out pretty much every 30-50 minutes out

[fluid heron]

I'm quitting smoking once this vape dies

[idle veldt]

You need help

[potent hamlet]

now i can spend hours and even days without smoking, but i still have that urge during the night lmao

[potent hamlet]

i needed help at that time

[idle veldt]

What changed

[potent hamlet]

lowered smoking stuff and at least i enjoy it now

[quaint ore]

Didnt get to he point where I smoked, but I think it will devolve into alcoholism later

[fluid heron]

I already have an alcohol dependency

[idle veldt]

Guys

It’s easy to be clean

[gleaming grove]

I have no dependency

I am fueled by depression

Actually and a lot of caffeine

[idle veldt]

I’m dependent

On my wife

[potent hamlet]

i used to smoke the cheapest and longest shit available because i was so stressed out

[quaint ore]

How to cope with reality: take the delusion pill

[gleaming grove]

Man instead of Zinc and Chewable tobacco

They need chewable Coffee

[fluid heron]

if the matrix vr shit existed I would rather live in that

[idle veldt]

Stop

[gleaming grove]

Actually they do

[quaint ore]

I think there is coffee patches

[fluid heron]

Caffeine gum

[quaint ore]

Probably has a rancid aftertaste though

[potent hamlet]

yeah, dont study something because you'll get fucked upp

i never saw not even one party

[quaint ore]

You will get sooner or later

[potent hamlet]

and still i developed a taste for beer and nicotine addiction

[fluid heron]

I spend 99 percent of the time I'm not working crossfaded

[potent hamlet]

yeah, but i wanted to say something that only gives money

[idle veldt]

Jeez

[quaint ore]

Either the military or the uni will do it to you

For those who picked a job it will be the middle managment driving them insane

[fluid heron]

Fuck corporate

[primal rapids]

I somehow made it through community college without getting into alcohol, cigarettes or weed. Then again I never went to university.

[potent hamlet]

like, you have no interest in the subject and still you have to study it because at least it'll give you money SOMEDAY in the future, when? who knows, but someday

[fluid heron]

never went to college barely passed highschool even got expelled

[idle veldt]

This guy

[potent hamlet]

and since i have ADHD, i am genetically nerfed to study

[idle veldt]

You know they make medication for that

[fluid heron]

it just turns you into a zombie

[tepid pebble]

ended up in brainfart

[idle veldt]

No

[fluid heron]

And I'm gonna end up dead by 30

[fluid heron]

I used to just fucking stare at walls and drool off that shit

[tepid pebble]

i hope not

[idle veldt]

What were you taking goddamn

[fluid heron]

I don't remember I was young

but it was awful

[idle veldt]

When I was prescribed vivance it changed my life

[fluid heron]

I think it was vyvanse that had me fucked up

[idle veldt]

I would do school work because I wanted to, not because it was required

[fluid heron]

I wouldn't do that shit even if it was worth my whole grade

I hated school so bad

[idle veldt]

Do you think this attitude may have led to your current situation

[hazy finch]

i took ritalin for my adhd in primary school been trying to get "rediagnosed" ever since so i can get back on some kind of medication for this shit

[fluid heron]

idk prolly

I wouldnt have done well in any university

[visual stirrup]

how old were you when you first got your own smart phone or computer?

[potent hamlet]

i took meds, made myself a schedule for studying, spent 3 years trying to be good with the dream of someday ending up with a good job and getting money

that's why i dont like them now

[fluid heron]

And now you are unemployed

at least someone made money ig

[idle veldt]

You did well in school, and now you don’t like them?

[tepid pebble]

who likes schools regardless

[idle veldt]

I loved school!

[potent hamlet]

13?, no, i think that i was 11 but only used it for emulators and minecraft Pocket Edition

[idle veldt]

I love learning

[tepid pebble]

i like learning too, but fuck schools

[potent hamlet]

i didnt do well in school, neither in uni

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/theodore-kaczynski-ted-kaczynski-gif-22081042

[fluid heron]

I got my first computer when I was 9

[idle veldt]

Well you said you were chain smoking in university

[visual stirrup]

surely, there won't be any repercussions for abusing this stream of stimulation during childhood

[idle veldt]

So something went wrong

[visual stirrup]

we didn't know back then, tbh

[potent hamlet]

dude that DBZ game from the Gameboy was literally gold

[hazy finch]

i remember playing kerbal space program on my dads computer when i was like 9 or 10

[visual stirrup]

"literally"

[quaint ore]

I dont have ADHD or any other mental problems

Maybe except some anger impulses but thats it.

[potent hamlet]

i remember when we were like 13, i genuinely popularized two stuff

[visual stirrup]

"stuff "is uncountable
the word you're looking for is "things"

[potent hamlet]

playing dragon ball Z fighting game in our phones via bluetooth and playing Pokemon Cards

[idle veldt]

Your telling me you popularized Pokémon

[visual stirrup]

in her local community

[potent hamlet]

playing pokemon card games

[fluid heron]

Yeah i was boutta go off about that one

[potent hamlet]

in my school

[visual stirrup]

lots of people got introduced to emulation by people they know IRL

I showed my sisters how to emulate GBA on their phones

[hazy finch]

i remember when two kids almost started beating each other up in school cause one stole another guys pokemon cards

[potent hamlet]

DRAGON BALL Z SUPERSONIC WARRIORS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXd6Mp-Pdh0

i am not joking, you were able to play these games with bluetooth

[idle veldt]

Kind of an impressive game for game boy advanced

[potent hamlet]

we also played Zelda Four Swords

and traded pokemons

school was fun because we werent able to go to the school gym without getting shot by a bigass brute playing football

shot, tackled, etc

[idle veldt]

Huh

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/running-the-pet-collective-tackle-fall-roll-gif-17640246

basically getting slammed like this

or at least me being a girl

https://tenor.com/view/kid-falling-gif-25674519

this

[idle veldt]

In the gym

[potent hamlet]

yeah

and the school backyard

[idle veldt]

Like the soccer field

[potent hamlet]

pretty much

[potent hamlet]

like a multisport field

that was concrete

[idle veldt]

They don’t got grass

[potent hamlet]

smooth concrete at least

[potent hamlet]

not really

[idle veldt]

Was this like, a prison

[potent hamlet]

it was a ceiling covered field

[idle veldt]

Yeah that’s a gym

And it was concrete

[gleaming grove]

@potent hamlet https://youtube.com/shorts/K_tfJMOEH9Q?si=CKOqgZpi2rxHdpYi

[frail scaffold]

https://girlcockx.com/DagothUrTheGod/status/1880854090911289558?t=GOHCbKEI1L4MGjGb-Eb81A&s=19

[idle veldt]

Thank you

[potent hamlet]

and then to a side a large but narrow concrete place with like two trees on it lmao

and the cafeteria in the middle

and the front place was like 3 stories where the classrooms were

man, i miss my school

[idle veldt]

But you don’t like classes

[potent hamlet]

it was weird, i got bullied at the start, but after taking care of that, it was very cool

[potent hamlet]

i did like classes

[idle veldt]

So what went wrong

[potent hamlet]

i was pretty much always trying to pay attention to it

[potent hamlet]

university

[low atlas]

Sounds about right

[potent hamlet]

that place made me actually plan about my suicide

[low atlas]

dw

90% of the university population has planned it in their uni days

You ain't alone

[idle veldt]

I had a much better time in university than high school

I was on my own, doing my own schedule

Making friends and shit

I was away from my wife though and that sent me into depression for a while

But I wouldn’t blame university for that

[potent hamlet]

not only people were completely stupid, the teachers were ruthless and almost felt almost they were trying us and for as much as i tried and forced myself, i never got very good grades when in school i never had Straight A's but i wasnt a failure

[low atlas]

losing grades in uni is like the passage of time

i know a girl who broke down because she didnt get an A+

in one subject

idk how these people are meant to survive

[potent hamlet]

In school i was pretty much mixed grades, sometimes were good and sometimes were bad

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to xj_.9

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[inland jackal]

What is this now

[potent hamlet]

Me

[inland jackal]

Porno

[low atlas]

as it should be. you arent expected to be perfect

well you are, but fuck those expectations

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to mr.chaplain

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[potent hamlet]

and imagine that, to absolute dogshit grades

i had good ones, ofc

[low atlas]

legit university is the professor deciding whether they like your work or better yet, if they like you

[inland jackal]

Surrae you cant get a chiliean tomboy

[potent hamlet]

but apparently never in the ones that were important

[low atlas]

i dont need one when i have you

[potent hamlet]

i always got a lot of troubles with math

[inland jackal]

No homo

[low atlas]

none at all

[potent hamlet]

so i studied like thrice as hard as i did in school

and it didnt work

[inland jackal]

Whats the topic

[potent hamlet]

i passed one barely, the second i got stuck, passed it the next year and so and so

[low atlas]

yeeep, the only subject i failed in uni/school was related to math

[inland jackal]

Alicias education?

[potent hamlet]

why i hated uni

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/944877816250531872/1321990452706017320/ec571bc99a259994a458a441e7ba6f8c508de19ea94996d5af1099b49b8fb022_1.mp4?ex=679ac08d&is=67996f0d&hm=99c081c891c8b90eeb4bf7e74e8dd7144eb1b2ce42970448e219b34994df5b38&

[quaint ore]

People saying that mathematics is like gym fail to account that gym goers dont overtrain as much.

[inland jackal]

Fair

[idle veldt]

Crazy anxiety

[low atlas]

computational methods my beloved

[potent hamlet]

i failed a couple more but the rest were easily recovered

[quaint ore]

Mfw I learned trigonometry in 10th grade while US students do that in college.

[potent hamlet]

i was able to make pure A+'s from gym class

[low atlas]

lmfaoo

[primal rapids]

I remember back in ye olden days how every math teacher said you won’t always have a calculator on hand.

[idle veldt]

It’s like baby trig though

[quaint ore]

We implemented it with geometry and whatnot

I am very bad at it

[low atlas]

i wish i didnt have a calculator on hand all the time

this shit sucks

[potent hamlet]

the thing is that you do

[low atlas]

cant have an excuse to not do math

[potent hamlet]

your boss will never trust your mind alone to do shit

[quaint ore]

I am genuinely way better at analysing and creating solutions rather than learning several formulas and beating my head against a wall to apply them

[primal rapids]

As a manager I don’t trust my employees even with calculators because they still find ways to fuck everything ip.

[quaint ore]

I have a 3.5/10 in maths (Strengthened Program though)

But I had a 9/10 in C++ Programming where we had to write holiday calculators from scratch

[inland jackal]

@low atlas i think you might be interested in this

[low atlas]

wtf does that mean 'your definition of internet'

[idle veldt]

It’s like a bunch of pipes

And shit goes through it all

[potent hamlet]

see?

[inland jackal]

Like internet is a huge network connecting devices across the world

[low atlas]

weird task, but okay

[idle veldt]

Like a network of pipes

[inland jackal]

It would be better if he just let us pass

Only 3 of us go on that choice subject

[low atlas]

he cant be fucked and just wants you to submit somethnig

[idle veldt]

Sorry I meant “series of tubes”

[inland jackal]

That prof preordered that assassins creed tokyo

[potent hamlet]

the worst of all has been that my family will never accept i actually tried to put effort into it

[primal rapids]

Imagine preordering games in [Current Year]

[low atlas]

time to stop pleasing.

nobody spent those sleepless nights but yourself

they were all asleep when you were studying

[inland jackal]

Yea, pleasing is @tidal trellis's job

[low atlas]

im gonna touch you weseli

[potent hamlet]

to my family everything that's worth is that i probably never attended and i never studied

[potent hamlet]

pretty much

[inland jackal]

Aight, frota2

[low atlas]

im 2nd honors student and my family still think im playing videogames all day and not working on my studies

soon to be 1st honors

[fluid heron]

I'm prolly gonna be living in a trailer in a few years doing meth

[primal rapids]

Speaking of sleepless nights, I’m currently covering the night shift at work because my coworker’s car somehow overheated in the dead of winter

[potent hamlet]

i personally dropped off because i wasnt able to keep up

[inland jackal]

My parents think i play games all day, and they are right
Im still doing great in college

[idle veldt]

Suspicious

[potent hamlet]

like, genuinely

at that point i was so stressed out and i was genuinely thinking that i was going to try and kms if i had another semester

[inland jackal]

Have they never heard of antifreeze?

[potent hamlet]

so i paused and next year i wont come back

well

now is next year

[primal rapids]

Thankfully I get tomorrow, or rather today, off and it’s a delivery day. My boss isn’t enough of an asshole to force my zombie ass to handle that after an all-nighter

[inland jackal]

You working on gas station?

[primal rapids]

Yes. I am a good little corporate drone working at the perfect corporation Shell that treats its employees like a family.

Can you tell how sincere I’m being?

[inland jackal]

Moment

[dreamy flax]

📚 Sincere / sɪn'sir

• Characterized by a firm and humorless belief in the validity of your opinions
• Open and genuine; not deceitful

[low atlas]

thank you for dealing with all the crackheads ❤️

[inland jackal]

I couldn't tell

[potent hamlet]

i hate naps because i cant sleep later

[fluid heron]

I spend 10 hours in this bitch to walk out with almost nothing if this dumbass manager fucks with me I might crash my car into this bitch

[low atlas]

give it one last shot, give it your all and if it doesnt work, then you wont live with the guilt that you could've done more

[potent hamlet]

im gonna go and get a cig and then try to sleep

[idle veldt]

You should not be a server bro

[low atlas]

maybe you dont have to do all that gymnastics hopefully

[primal rapids]

I normally don’t have to deal with the crackheads since I work in prime daylight hours

But I’m currently covering the night shift

[inland jackal]

Dont take a nap

[potent hamlet]

i wont, thanks

[inland jackal]

And tell when is the next thrift sesh @potent hamlet

[primal rapids]

I’ve already had a guy in here that had to choose between cheap cigarettes and gas for the drive home.

He chose the cigarettes.

[potent hamlet]

lmao

cold and lost but with cigs lighten up

[low atlas]

whatever works best for ya

[deep topaz]

Cigarette smokers would die if they knew about cheap cigars that have more nicotine than a pack of smokes at 1/5 of the price

[fluid heron]

Cigarette smokers would die if I shot them

[idle veldt]

True

[deep topaz]

Cigarette smokers would die if impacted by an asteroid

[primal rapids]

Asthmatics when I hit them with a neutron star

[inland jackal]

@narrow lotus

[potent hamlet]

lmao

[deep topaz]

These are dirt cheap. Less than $2 if bought in more than a single

[idle veldt]

Factory smokes

[fluid heron]

Dude smoking on foreskin

[inland jackal]

Get into boxing if you want flop to splash you like that

[deep topaz]

5 inch pack of 20 for $40

[inland jackal]

Lets check my aliexpress recommendations

A fucking delorean

[deep topaz]

These, also by Drew estate, are hands down the best cigars I've ever smoked

[manic cave]

blegh smoking

[idle veldt]

Do they have to look like sausages

[deep topaz]

Very sweet, aromatic, not much bite at the back of the throat

[inland jackal]

Look at that bread

Gad damn

[potent hamlet]

Yes of course

[idle veldt]

Why not wrap them in something not brown

[potent hamlet]

It would be less healthy

[deep topaz]

They're wrapped in dried leaves

[idle veldt]

Is health really the concern

[deep topaz]

Dry leaves are brown

[potent hamlet]

It's tobacco leaf

[primal rapids]

Wrap them in asbestos

[potent hamlet]

You wanna smoke plastic?

[idle veldt]

Yeah right

[idle veldt]

Does it have to be plastic

[inland jackal]

Gooners watch porn, Gentlemen watch AliExpress Fashion category

skelebones hung himself

[primal rapids]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/tvprRiOraU-XytG0y00zLQmBlXGOWZz8wqXCcklkjjA/https/media.tenor.com/_WXMIK91suYAAAPo/majima-yakuza-4.mp4

Embed fail, I will now die

[inland jackal]

Look at that cake

@shell venture

[river zealot]

Go to sleep, you tard

[inland jackal]

@potent hamlet

[idle veldt]

Hi hello

[primal rapids]

I wish I could sleep but I have another five hours until I am released from this torment

[gleaming grove]

gooning

[inland jackal]

@river zealot

Gad daym

Where do they even find these models

[low atlas]

bro you so down bad you're looking at online store ass!?

[inland jackal]

Cant see the whole product from all the ass

[inland jackal]

Nah im searching for my mother
March 8th is coming soon

[river zealot]

[potent hamlet]

That's cool

[inland jackal]

Theres a fuckton of goth stuff now that i scrolled a lot

[potent hamlet]

I have some shorts like the green ones

[pale ingot]

holy ass

[inland jackal]

Wack trousers

[potent hamlet]

I wanna wear my red striped sweater

[inland jackal]

Can we see them in action

[potent hamlet]

Should've bought it in grey

[potent hamlet]

Already seen em

I sent pics here

[quartz ridge]

Calm yourself brother

[potent hamlet]

I want to get kneepads for them

[quartz ridge]

What would your father or mother think if they see these messages

[inland jackal]

[fluid heron]

Vape ran out quitting smoking don't want to go get more juice

[gleaming grove]

best goth outfit fr fr

[river zealot]

@inland jackal Lola the cat is judging you

[inland jackal]

"at least you are talking with a girl"

[potent hamlet]

I wanna get a green stripped sweater

[quartz ridge]

Unironically 90s swat js a vibe

[river zealot]

Loud incorrect buzzer

[quartz ridge]

Then you sre truly cooked (women dont exist online neither)

[gleaming grove]

Taliban cosplay

[low atlas]

did you find her yet

[quartz ridge]

If i ever get back into airsoft instead of real larp ill buy a green headband and a tracksuit

[quartz ridge]

Tbh i get such a disconnect sometimes im brainfart

Not to sound mean but i forget how online some of you are

[river zealot]

@heady crow

[inland jackal]

You missed yesterday's meme wave

[river zealot]

@placid sail

[quartz ridge]

I was at work

Unironically thinking of going to college now

[gleaming grove]

recent ZZZ gooning trend are, gyatt damn, arm pitt and furry

[inland jackal]

@potent hamlet

This one is actually dope

[quartz ridge]

Them again ill be like " im a grown ass man why am i doing homework"

[river zealot]

For what major?

[quartz ridge]

I dunno yet

I might go engineering

[potent hamlet]

i want one of these

[river zealot]

Ey, studying is always good

[potent hamlet]

i only have the red version

the basic one

but tbh i like green and blue

[quartz ridge]

I got decentish grades but not like all As because i didnt like doing homework

Half of it is useless

[inland jackal]

Imo, stands out too much

[fluid heron]

you can't own women anymore sorry

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/cod-waw-call-of-duty-world-at-war-cod-world-at-war-call-of-duty-waw-gif-12924659322008428516

[river zealot]

Only go if you actually decide on it, just going because college, is kinda retarded

[potent hamlet]

i still like it

[river zealot]

Thats the whole point

[quartz ridge]

Im gonna sell my morals atp LOCKHEED MARTIN HERE I COMR

[river zealot]

[quartz ridge]

As soon as i say i have thousands of hours into warthunder ill either be immediately blacklisted or hired

No in-between

"God hes here to leak shit" or "hes a massive autist isnt he"

[gleaming grove]

hm

[inland jackal]

This screenshot is dm exclusive, but gad damn her whole ass fell out

[gleaming grove]

I can offer you something you can't refuse

[quartz ridge]

A job application

[gleaming grove]

here ya go

[river zealot]

Also, my pants arrive soon, and i still dont have a worthwhile belt for them

[quartz ridge]

I basically inherited all my belts

My dad bought atleast 30

So ill be fine

[potent hamlet]

no thanks

[quartz ridge]

I dunno mannnnn life is like " its so peak" and then it swaps to " i wanna kill myself '

[river zealot]

My dad had exactly one

And he never wore it

[inland jackal]

Time for stalcraft grind

[gleaming grove]

alright hold on

[river zealot]

Thats how it goes

Just have to push thru and get to "its so peak"

[gleaming grove]

https://ceas.ca/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/McDonalds-Application-Form.pdf

[potent hamlet]

there's no available mcdonalds here

[gleaming grove]

there is

[potent hamlet]

there are not

[river zealot]

I was to McDonalds like thrice in my life

When i was to big cities

[potent hamlet]

i heard from a guy from youtube shorts that the best for the cold was a mesh shirt underneath

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HmZ3KncCyXQ

mesh base layer

in theory it makes sense

[river zealot]

I trust this guy honestly, he is in estonian military, i dont thing his vids are ads, and shit, i even saw his vid on an sf guy's channel

[river zealot]

Also it wont get that cold there anyway

Just wear a jacket

[potent hamlet]

i swear my body is very suceptible to cold weather

[potent hamlet]

i can wear a hoodie and jacket and it wont be enough

[potent hamlet]

im still gonna feel very damn cold

[river zealot]

At 0C i wore a shirt, jacket and a hat

[potent hamlet]

god damn

[river zealot]

Some people do feel it differently, cuz i scottish guy i know melts at 15C

[hazy finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/546727346355568652/1296950998295777300/giphy.gif

[river zealot]

Mf literally dies of heat

[potent hamlet]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/e8kM5ND2Xhg

I KNEW WATERPROOF SOCKS WERE A THIN

THING

I WASNT CRAZY

[slender rock]

ughh

[hazy finch]

trenchfoot delux

[glad carbon]

im awake again @river zealot

[potent hamlet]

so wool is good for socks

[river zealot]

Mornin, fren

[glad carbon]

i hate it

[river zealot]

You gonna go hiking?

[glad carbon]

i already did

hiking on 28 hours no sleep

[hazy finch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/963115086724075603/1127241059773194340/maximum-tension.gif

[eager igloo]

Vro ran it through a full BOS cycle

[fluid heron]

This one dude who comes in to eat makes me feel so good about myself no matter what this dude is completely socially inept broke and draws furry porn in the booth

[glad carbon]

arent you commissioning him

[fluid heron]

no I just bring him his food

[glad carbon]

does he tip

[fluid heron]

No

[glad carbon]

wtf

[fluid heron]

That's what makes it funny

[glad carbon]

furry smut artist and doesnt tip

this dude must be drawing 5$ ych's all day

poor mf

[fluid heron]

He was asking me what would happen if he couldn't pay for his 8.50 meal

i was feeling like shit earlier now I'm on cloud 9

[river zealot]

[river zealot]

Hey ratg

[eager igloo]

Hel 👋

[glad carbon]

man i was a little thirsty so i had some water at the start of my hike

i think i nearly popped man, having to hike for an hour like that

[inland jackal]

@eager igloo

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[tidal trellis]

Excuse me I'm trying to wake up!

[split canyon]

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[tidal trellis]

It's too early for thi

[sinful rune]

Good morning Flop

[tidal trellis]

HEY

NO

to early for this

[inland jackal]

@tidal trellis

[sinful rune]

I have very little context here but I'm pretty sure he enjoys it

[tidal trellis]

What do you want?!!

[sinful rune]

Otherwise he'd mute the pings in this channel

[eager igloo]

Shocking

[inland jackal]

to make you forget you were ever a twink or gae

[river zealot]

Im still a bit confused to why you chose to hike after not sleeping for a day

Like you havent planned it with anyone

Just do it a different day

Unless you're training for something

[eager igloo]

Go be stinky somewhere else

[inland jackal]

stalcraft is under maitenance

[glad carbon]

no its raining this week

[tidal trellis]

I'm not weak!

That's why I don't!

[sinful rune]

Adorable

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1187030835573043301/1333585784124608613/pyj3tifeiab91.gif

[glad carbon]

good morning @tidal trellis @coarse bear @steel bone

[sinful rune]

gm

@stone blade

[tidal trellis]

Greetings!

[glad carbon]

[inland jackal]

twink game

[coarse bear]

Ello

[sinful rune]

Very much so

[inland jackal]

at least flop doesnt play that furry game "changed"

[coarse bear]

Eh, I've seen twinkier
Like WH40K SM2
Why are the men built so big? For smaller men to admire?

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-20631930

[glad carbon]

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1187030835573043301/1333585784628056187/9okwubheiab91.gif

It isn't!

[inland jackal]

he wearing a skirt

[narrow lotus]

[inland jackal]

@tidal trellis do you like skirts?

[narrow lotus]

Keep the cock cool

[sinful rune]

What

[inland jackal]

@steel bone

he doesnt know

[sinful rune]

The Scottish do, since the zipper always alerted the sheep

[river zealot]

But is it really worth almost passing out for

[quaint ore]

Why do they induce artificial swamp ass

[river zealot]

How much did you hike btw?

[inland jackal]

a game about a boy who becomes a boykisser

[steel bone]

Eventually, he will

[glad carbon]

only like 4 miles man it wasnt that bad

[quaint ore]

Yes.

[narrow lotus]

@river zealot welcome back, Hatsune Miku

[sinful rune]

So the weeb equivalent for feeling loved/like they belong in their made up scenario?

[inland jackal]

yep

[tidal trellis]

It's shorts!

[river zealot]

My death was greatly exaggerated

Might wanna wipe that one of my audit so i dont get immediately executed the next time

[eager igloo]

Ur not doing sport nor going to gym so

[river zealot]

You are weak both mentally and physically

Can you even do 10 pushups?

[steel bone]

Another brainfarter got pardoned

[stone blade]

hello>?

[river zealot]

God forbid i visit offtopic again

[quaint ore]

Nah its worse

The games premise is that you are in a lab filled with latex entities which transform people into furries in a symbiote type assimilation

My morbid curiosity will be the end of me.

[tidal trellis]

Physically I am but mentally, I am sound

[steel bone]

How about freeing Delight?

[tidal trellis]

[quaint ore]

FREE MY BOY HE DID NUFFIN WRONG

[midnight cloud]

Ayo what?

[river zealot]

Im gonna disagree on that one

[steel bone]

Ye too much amnesties recently

Why not giving Delight a second chance

[river zealot]

My boy has low self esteem, is a twink, and is a pacifist

[quaint ore]

Delight was an inside job

[tidal trellis]

How, I haven't had a mental breakdance, how am I weak

[eager igloo]

A what

[tidal trellis]

Friend disowned from what I hear he's had many

[eager igloo]

Who was inside delight 🤨

[tidal trellis]

I love him but like... yk!!!!!

[stone blade]

I go buy energy drink

[tidal trellis]

Yes, go kill kidney

[steel bone]

Counting from his ban. Not his cases avoiding one

[coarse bear]

Lemme consider it
Done
No 🤝

[steel bone]

You can't expect Dry consider anything

[river zealot]

Yk, now that i think about it, i only once got something similiar to a panic attack

[sinful rune]

So they turn you into a furry so that you can escape into your deranged fantasy instead of accepting the real life

[tidal trellis]

Ehh, I'd count it as (1) and the ban as putting ur foot down, I miss em but this is server for modpack first and foremost and sometimes shit happens (still miss him though )

[river zealot]

Shells were landing within like 10 meters of my house and i ran instead of staying in cover, almost killed me

As i was running one landed, and I could hear shrapnel fly above me and hit cement

[tidal trellis]

Wha- BRO ANYONE WOULD HAVE A PANIC ATTACK OVER THAT

[river zealot]

[eager igloo]

[sinful rune]

It's hard to stay reasonable when panicking and it's natural to be afraid

[stone blade]

I will

[hazy finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1149542167333851136/1333599776964477008/Givemethesthugshaker.gif

[stone blade]

I got a redbull

[river zealot]

I thought it would be safer to get out, incase it actually hit me and i had rubble around me

[tidal trellis]

Nono

[tidal trellis]

You gave me a flashback

[river zealot]

Now with some more experience, i would probably stay inside

[sinful rune]

Rubble is less deadly than shrapnel

[ruby minnow]

when the mod team has a grudge against you, you will not survive

[river zealot]

I was in my basement at the time

[stone blade]

I remember when artyom was at the house and a mortar hit the next house

bro RAN

popped a 3btg

[hazy finch]

falco sending a good night video to flop for the day:

[ruby minnow]

hyper car wednesday

[stone blade]

I know that place

[lyric horizon]

Did I miss something?

[hazy finch]

@lyric horizon yea this

[lyric horizon]

MAMMA MIA

[ruby minnow]

the joke here is that falco grooms femboys and twinks but unfortunately it is not a joke

its infact the reality

[lyric horizon]

They hit flops dms

[lyric horizon]

What

Since when?

[ruby minnow]

since the dawn of time

[tidal trellis]

Only reason they would is if I mess up and I do, I'd understand, u big dummy

[ruby minnow]

Falco groomed twinks since the bronze age

[lyric horizon]

I am learning italian and I said good morning in the chat

[lyric horizon]

Dayum

Did his grandfather, Felicius Fembofuckeros VIII, fuck girl-looking men during the ice age?

[ruby minnow]

idk

[visual stirrup]

tell em
"fotiti tu madre" or whatever
I think it means good afternoon

[ruby minnow]

idk if he even has a father

he could be a cosmic entity that the woke has put in our reality

[visual stirrup]

pretty sure Falco is just the roman god Bacchus

lover of depravity

[hazy finch]

falco is the last surviving roman and through the power of his grandest legion "fartentari" he will restore what has been lost

[lyric horizon]

Guten Morgen, Cazzo

[visual stirrup]

Vate Borte, Cazzo

[stone blade]

Man i love being a racist

[potent hamlet]

life is a highway

i will ride it all night looong

[lyric horizon]

Vai in mona, Porco dio

[visual stirrup]

wait
it was "vada a bordo, cazzo"

[lyric horizon]

vai a cagare

[potent hamlet]

porcoo dio porco da

[river zealot]

Man, did you sleep at all?

[potent hamlet]

no

why would i

[river zealot]

Dumbass

[visual stirrup]

amongus

[potent hamlet]

i had a couple naps

but my body doesnt wanna

LIFE IS A HIGHWAY

I WILL RIDE IT ALL NIGHT LOOONG

[quartz ridge]

I got sick today so i slept in most the day

[potent hamlet]

IF YOURE GOING MY WAY
WELL I WANNA DRIVE IT ALL NIGHT LOOONG

[river zealot]

Youre gonna fuck your sleep schedule again

[lyric horizon]

ho fatto uno stronzo

[primal rapids]

I am still trapped at work at 4 in the morning

[river zealot]

I do that sometimes too

[quartz ridge]

The worst experience a man can have is a fever and or clogged nose

[primal rapids]

Coffee is not enough to sustain my old man bones

[quartz ridge]

Breathing through my mouth pains me

[potent hamlet]

it has been fucked up a couple days ago

[quartz ridge]

SO TRUE

When i get a fever its like "is it my time to go?" Just complete and utter pain

[potent hamlet]

lmao

ive had days that i felt like that, but most colds or fevers i get i just pass them with no problem

[quartz ridge]

As a kid i powered through falling out of a 2nd floor window but adult me basically dies when i have a fever

[potent hamlet]

a mild inconvenience

[quartz ridge]

No ALL fevers for men are like this

[ruby minnow]

i had flesh bits cut out of my fingers and arms

and i did not even cry

[hazy finch]

mild back pain:

[potent hamlet]

well, im a girl

[quartz ridge]

That too

[ruby minnow]

but i had to be carried to a hospital for fevers

[potent hamlet]

we're supposed to have higher pain tolerance

[hazy finch]

i had an acid reflux last week worst heartburn i ever had legit thought i was having a heart attack and major upper back pain for a day or two but now its turned pretty mild

[quartz ridge]

I dunno man i can tolerate normal pain but not like sickness pain

[potent hamlet]

idk why but im pretty sure that its because of menstrual colics and cramps and shit like that

[quartz ridge]

If i cut my hand its no big deal but being ill is 10x worse

[potent hamlet]

like it hurts like hell sometimes, but then you get used to it

[quartz ridge]

Heart burn suckkkks man

[river zealot]

Inflamed appendix was nothing compared to having to live thru a fever and a clogged nose without meds

[potent hamlet]

yesterday i felt like i was going to puke and i stayed like pretending nothing was happenin

[tidal trellis]

Hiii Osaka

[quartz ridge]

Sometimes it seems like i gag a bit then my throat burns a shitton unless i actively try to hurl it out like a cat

With water and milk it gets 10x worse

[potent hamlet]

i ended up bleeding from my nose for some reason

[river zealot]

Man, I really like tangerines, but every time i eat one i get heartburn

[potent hamlet]

maybe i was getting a heatstroke? idk, i just know i didnt wanted to attract attention in class and ended up doing it lmao

[quartz ridge]

Man i soldiered through getting my hand cut open but was likr a whiney bitch when i got the flu once

[quartz ridge]

That works for me sometimes i try to trick my brain into thinking "im fine its not that bad"

[split canyon]

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[tidal trellis]

Oh come on!

[quartz ridge]

It works really well for when adrenaline is wearing off

[quartz ridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1326555706123354142/9g0efd.gif

[inland jackal]

i will do a magic trick on you
you will forget you were ever gae or a twink

[potent hamlet]

i just go like: ''Captain Price would look you as weak'' and thug it out

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1187030835573043301/1333585784124608613/pyj3tifeiab91.gif

[inland jackal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1326555706123354142/9g0efd.gif

[quartz ridge]

Thats actually crazy i should try that

[inland jackal]

@hollow fog

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1187030835573043301/1333585784628056187/9okwubheiab91.gif

[inland jackal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1326555706123354142/9g0efd.gif

[inland jackal]

skirt wearer

[potent hamlet]

to me mentally well you gotta be a little mentally deranged

[inland jackal]

@tidal trellis what job would you like to get

[tidal trellis]

I'm not a animal!

[quartz ridge]

"The emperor of man would be ashamed if he saw me fall to a simple cold"

[inland jackal]

an*

[tidal trellis]

What job?? I'm a student!

[potent hamlet]

if you think that Goku would be proud of you for brushing your teeth, say it and think about it

[eager igloo]

ARTHUUUUUUUUR

[inland jackal]

after you finish school

[river zealot]

Well, you won't be a student forever

[inland jackal]

retarted twink

[tidal trellis]

For time being,I am

[quartz ridge]

OOOOH im gonna think next time "Vegeta is patronizing you for being sick so dont be sick"

[river zealot]

And after?

[inland jackal]

so you have failing grades

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-the-hedgehog-glowing-eyes-metal-sonic-robot-gif-10056143246847785556

be my prostitute, flop

[quartz ridge]

"Only a fool wouldnt brush their teeth!!"

[tidal trellis]

Huh?!

[eager igloo]

@potent hamlet Im living in your walls

[inland jackal]

@eager igloo

[tidal trellis]

Osaka 😵‍💫 damn

[quartz ridge]

Flop a woman is hitting on you please for your bloodline's sake act normal

[visual stirrup]

this is chile; there are no hoes here
you are going to get pegged to death

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/destroying-wall-breaking-door-meme-gif-16847221

[tidal trellis]

She's already dating someone u numpty, she's just being funny!

Plus, my bloodline is ending with me

[inland jackal]

flop has no manners, acting like an animal

[tidal trellis]

[inland jackal]

thats dark, even from a twink

[potent hamlet]

i just heard like a spring in my ear?

[eager igloo]

Its tewminal

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/mirage-ultrakill-spring-gif-17495435514505321379

[inland jackal]

but fr flop, if you want bloodline to end with you
why not do it now

[tidal trellis]

I'm not suicidal! I still wanna live

[quartz ridge]

I volunteer at your local Masjid and go ask the baba's if any of their daughters are marrying

[visual stirrup]

it's all the same from evolution's point of view

[river zealot]

Tinnitus?

[quartz ridge]

What will you say when you are 60 and alone

[inland jackal]

yea, 1 less twink wont make a difference

[visual stirrup]

if you have no kids, evolution doesn't care if you die at 4 or 40

[quartz ridge]

You will have no children, no legacy and will be sad and distraught

[potent hamlet]

no, like a doing-oinonionionionioniooing song

[tidal trellis]

No thanks

[inland jackal]

he wont have money to live he gonna get murdered at 23

[potent hamlet]

he's joining the YPG

[ruby minnow]

WHO

[potent hamlet]

damn that's from Syria

[inland jackal]

Young Pakistan Gaes?