🎪bruh-fart

[pastel quartz]

Is that fucking zodd???

[arctic pawn]

bros are stabbing my arse and trying to surround me, guess the game is trying to be a smartass with me now

[high wing]

@glad carbon

[pastel quartz]

bruh whats kim jong goon doin on the waterjet vro

I HAVE to do cranial measurements on that lad

[arctic pawn]

those fuckers run like the wind when on water but not henry, he gets slow as fuck

[pale ingot]

the holy bow cheese:

one(1) long distance arrow

[arctic pawn]

i will give up on that quest for now and find myself a dog

i hope he doesnt die fast

[pale ingot]

thats how i dealt with black peter after all

i just sort of

ran a bit

drew bow

won

[arctic pawn]

lmao

[pale ingot]

bane potion killed me twice bro i didnt wanna deal with that again

[arctic pawn]

i just dogded all his attacks and continuosly smashed his head with my hammer

[pale ingot]

mf is out for you so bad he poisons his blade

[arctic pawn]

until the perk that makes bro fain works

faint*

then i robbed his arse

he tried to fight me, i knocked him out again

he woke up pleading

[pale ingot]

lmao

[arctic pawn]

that was so hilarious

and humiliating

he deserved it

[pale ingot]

imagine fighting black peter again after doing that to him

[pastel quartz]

wait a minute

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to .msballsack

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[pastel quartz]

fed

[arctic pawn]

i killed him after he started to cry

[pale ingot]

like you beat his ass after he tries some shit on you

[shell venture]

he is brazillian he needs the money

[arctic pawn]

i think he'd try again

very possibly

[pale ingot]

and next week he's in the tournament again

[arctic pawn]

but with what gear

[pale ingot]

imagine bro

[arctic pawn]

since i robbed him

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/ShitpostGate/status/1883907824486355025

[pale ingot]

funded by the tourney hosts no?

[arctic pawn]

possibly

very possibly...

[pale ingot]

you get like a default gear set when you do the tourney

so it should be the same for him

[hexed pasture]

Emission

[pale ingot]

until he gets asked where his own gear is

[visual stirrup]

!0days

[split canyon]

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https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/958342885005221898/1143473091431903354/znocj6Y.png

[arctic pawn]

ill try to get myself a dog

[pale ingot]

what the dog doin

[arctic pawn]

seems that those bastards are useful

whe enemies uses it i feel vulnerable

cuz they hold your arse

[placid sail]

obaaaaaaaaaa

meeeeeers

[pastel quartz]

@shell venture spred them legs

[arctic pawn]

obamers?

fan club arrived

[split canyon]

@pastel quartz _ _||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​|| _ _ _ _ _ https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1208148203673878568/1291848507606696039/GodSlapSound_Clipchamp.mp4?ex=6701972d&is=670045ad&hm=6932323e6a005f31ef56f39f2779b17228d595839b4c3d20ced6e8767735f4c7&

[arctic pawn]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HRbeTi7sq7g

[placid sail]

amazing

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/harrypotterobamasonic10inu-hpos10i-bitcoin-memecoin-btc-gif-13867777688339219125

[potent hamlet]

Harry Potter Obama

[arctic pawn]

why the bitcoin

and dogecoin

[shell venture]

idk

[arctic pawn]

[placid sail]

why not

[shell venture]

someone found it here

[visual stirrup]

a rival for sonichu

[arctic pawn]

subliminal message propaganda

[shell venture]

what

[arctic pawn]

that was a famous thing

[placid sail]

subliminal messages

[visual stirrup]

man, that meme is so goddamn old

[arctic pawn]

yeah

[shell venture]

i don't get it

what the ice cube doin

[arctic pawn]

its a piece of ad

with this painting

of coca cola

[shell venture]

dumbass i can see

[visual stirrup]

it looks like a woman about to suck some dick

[placid sail]

secret image of flop doing his thang

[shell venture]

why is it zoomed on the ice cube

[placid sail]

oh no

[arctic pawn]

really bro

[placid sail]

homeboy colorblind

[shell venture]

[placid sail]

ah no he's just slow nvm

we good

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/ice-cube-gif-22902795

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/sweaty-man-bald-sweaty-man-one-armed-surfer-ominous-sweaty-man-gif-45855256134191846

[arctic pawn]

JESUS

john the forest

[shell venture]

wait it's a chair

bruh

[pastel quartz]

face reveal btw

[shell venture]

me and @pastel quartz

[high wing]

who is who

[shell venture]

i won't elaborate

[pastel quartz]

does this give me the pass

[high wing]

[shell venture]

all im gonna say is tree is south african and im northen

[pastel quartz]

im whiter than you

[shell venture]

false

oak

[pastel quartz]

show me ur cock right now as proof

[arctic pawn]

yikes

[shell venture]

nice try birch

[arctic pawn]

the smalles the whitest

[pastel quartz]

@shell venture even stephanie knows what were gonna see with u

[shell venture]

[arctic pawn]

[pastel quartz]

gosh i hate you so much

[shell venture]

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/varg-kick-power-explode-gif-15773801

[inland jackal]

new background dropped

[arctic pawn]

nice graphics

what game?

[inland jackal]

metro exodus

non enhanced

[arctic pawn]

cool

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/omori-aubrey-twink-gif-20315953

@tidal trellis get over here

[arctic pawn]

[split canyon]

_ _||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​||||​|| _ _ _ _ _ https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1026780041461366804/1311690429103603742/Flop.mp4?ex=6749c668&is=674874e8&hm=7720ffecb5be5eb4e78fdcdfa5d8fee66c73b27876458324342d73c7ac89e00e& @tidal trellis

[tidal trellis]

I'm playing OMORI

SHOO

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/omori-aubrey-twink-gif-20315953

[inland jackal]

what is it about

[arctic pawn]

[pastel quartz]

twinks and suicide probably

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/709387082241540137/873148204647071744/tenor_58.gif

[arctic pawn]

so ass is now allowed

[pastel quartz]

its always been allowed

[broken topaz]

I'm pretty sure thats accurate

[pale ingot]

depression or something idk

[shell venture]

you will burn in jahanam

[tidal trellis]

no I wont

[shell venture]

don't play omori

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/709387082241540137/873207649766879302/tenor-170.gif

[inland jackal]

@shell venture @pastel quartz @steel bone i present

[shell venture]

🥁

[shell venture]

glorphalt

[potent hamlet]

where's Alice?

@ionic hatch oh, here she is

[tidal trellis]

ow my wrist hurts

ow

[arctic pawn]

i have this video of a dough mixing machine or some shit like that, and it looks exactly like an ass shaking

[pastel quartz]

salt in the wound

wow

[arctic pawn]

funniest shit ive seen so far

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/sml-jeffy-you-guys-suck-losers-you-guys-stink-gif-13536758253265734430

[arctic pawn]

that's true

[arctic pawn]

DAMN

https://tenor.com/view/zamn-gif-23821732

[shell venture]

here is proof @pastel quartz

[pastel quartz]

Chat are you cut?

[arctic pawn]

what does cut mean

i have no cut or boo boos

HEY

what is this bafoonery

they didnt get mine

[inland jackal]

oh i forgot

you got banned by grok

[undone wave]

Oh look tree is back

[pastel quartz]

woah

[arctic pawn]

[shell venture]

yes

[undone wave]

Delight is next allumdulillah

[arctic pawn]

what an honor

[visual stirrup]

@pastel quartz
point and laugh at the one lacking foreskin

[arctic pawn]

astagfirullah smh

[visual stirrup]

@pastel quartz

[pastel quartz]

@shell venture do u have the lebron backshots gif?

What do they do with the foreskin

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-gif-21328249

[pastel quartz]

I bet they have some weird ritual

[shell venture]

it's buried in my now uncle's backyard

[undone wave]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1196470968328134696/1255185126996967524/vcollide_wireframe.gif?width=153&height=300

[pastel quartz]

Goy like me wouldn't understand

[robust cove]

@pastel quartz welcome back my favourite african

[shell venture]

im not a jew

[pastel quartz]

Tree which country are you from

[robust cove]

This guy is definitely a jew

[shell venture]

poopoo land

[pastel quartz]

south africa

I'm a proud resident of uganda

[shell venture]

im not

im the opposite

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-pleased-amaze-excites-delight-gif-8081642

[robust cove]

https://tenor.com/view/made-up-making-things-up-misinformation-spreading-misinformation-lying-gif-5615616319157116451

[pastel quartz]

proud? lmao

[arctic pawn]

maybe they do embroidery with the foreskins

make a sweater

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/uganda-wtf-looking-what-confuse-gif-17318208

[pale ingot]

i know exactly what youre talking about and i have that gif in my favorites. but i dont feel like digging it up.

[pastel quartz]

Be grateful yakub decided to squeeze your daddy out of that test tube whigga

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/helicopter-uganda-gif-22007999

[visual stirrup]

they grind it into a fine pate and serve it with bread leavened with the blood of christian babies
everyone knows that

[arctic pawn]

i have it but i dont want to push my luck

[shell venture]

bro joined to get banned

[pastel quartz]

Type shit

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/commando-comando-wakali-wood-uganda-warrior-gif-19424297

[arctic pawn]

i hope tey just throw it away or dispose it somewhere safe

why are you makin me think that they make meals with foreskins?

[pale ingot]

beef jerky isnt actually beef in israel

[pastel quartz]

Ya who??

[placid sail]

would a culture so frugal throw away a perfectly fine piece of skin?

[arctic pawn]

i will ask my granpa if our ancestors used to eat prepuce

aint no way

[placid sail]

don't think about it too much

just eat it

[arctic pawn]

nu uh

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/eat-it-weird-al-yankovic-michael-jackson-beat-it-80s-music-gif-20427169

[arctic pawn]

fat jackson

he could call himself jackson five like this

[pastel quartz]

michael fatsonofabich

[arctic pawn]

michael fatson was peak

[potent hamlet]

i need a Vespa SS180

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/this-peaks-memes-gif-16921095133411355177

[pastel quartz]

so u can scratch ur ass like that?

ohh its a guitar nvm

[potent hamlet]

to outrun your ass blegh

[pastel quartz]

im rooted on the ground fuck am i gonan run for?

[pale ingot]

hooly shit no why is she holding the guitar like that

s gonna FUCKING FALL

the NECK IS GONNA SPLIT IN HALF

YOU DUMB FUCK

[pastel quartz]

she got a 700hp motor with quad turbo tf? whats coming out that exhaust

nitro circus

[potent hamlet]

that's called sparks and burning fuel from the 2-stroke engine

[pale ingot]

that first image you sent just fucked me up

my god bro

[pastel quartz]

i did not miss you and i hope something bad happens to you

[final rose]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1333574246261063813/c4053a86-7a5e-4994-ad68-5a1cafddb526.png?ex=6799634c&is=679811cc&hm=4c07f97adfbe2c75430fbf8407ee17848a7e99bcb9ae8f8052cffbb49ca37f0a&

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/411070507140644864/1333549692394672181/Yip-p-EEEEEEEEEE_mJRK4Xi_3QA.mp4?ex=67994c6e&is=6797faee&hm=954685f4024f8e89e2ab32a267772fd8e705b0432c8d5664ee9b3f32a4a790b6&

[narrow lotus]

no that would be @ionic hatch

with her turbo bike

how to die

[pale ingot]

cognitohazard

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/haruko-bye-foolycooly-flcl-what-gif-8858603

[pastel quartz]

"2 stoke engine"

that engine would give me 2 strokes

[potent hamlet]

its true

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1320837386074325002/CurieRobotSex.gif

[robust cove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1320837386074325002/CurieRobotSex.gif

[pale ingot]

no, fuck you. i dont care about the guitar case. i care about the picture containing a noticeable absence of it

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/flcl-vespa-haruko-driving-gif-2757621856033085419

[potent hamlet]

absence of what

[pale ingot]

stupidass. the guitar case

[potent hamlet]

oh, i thought absence of dicks you can suck

[pale ingot]

the absence of dick you get is overwhelming

[ancient barn]

[potent hamlet]

underwhelming because i only get one and you get every you encounter

all dick no bitches

[fading portal]

This shit Is a certified hood tragedy

[tidal trellis]

my poor wrist in serious pain

[potent hamlet]

too much masturbation

i see

[pale ingot]

what you need all that camo for, to hide from your insecurities? yo ass need to conceal yourself from the prospect of being a normal human being?

[ancient barn]

haha

[tidal trellis]

nono, I don't do that!

thats unwholesome

[pale ingot]

hi twink @tidal trellis

[inland jackal]

then dont soap your cat too much

[tidal trellis]

I don't do that!

ow, just typing is difficult

[inland jackal]

send us a voice message then

[pale ingot]

twink got carpal tunnel

[tidal trellis]

I don't like my voice, I'm not sending it

only 1 person in this discord has heard it

[inland jackal]

your bf?

[pale ingot]

audiohazard, that person is not the same as they were before being exposed to flop's voice

[tidal trellis]

I'm straight!

[pale ingot]

straight aiming for men

[ancient barn]

with a gun

evil flop

[pale ingot]

evil flop wtf

[tidal trellis]

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/scared-wtf-flightreacts-crying-gif-13543339207506295431

[ancient barn]

slowly he'll fall to corruption.

[tidal trellis]

ow it all hurts oww

[ancient barn]

just like all to the powers of chaos

[pale ingot]

bone hurting juice

[tidal trellis]

why are my fingers cold?!

https://tenor.com/view/hazbin-hotel-vox-imsodownbad-need-you-evilweevils-gif-12773973710128310253

[sage otter]

you need to do this

https://tenor.com/view/toxoplasmosis-gif-26137582

[pale ingot]

he's right tho

[tidal trellis]

nah im good

[ancient barn]

thats what they all say

[tidal trellis]

I know you're trying to help but if your method involves losing my soul then I don't want it

I'll throw that method into the garbage

[ancient barn]

just take others souls

[tidal trellis]

you never understood what I stand for

thus, you will be

[ancient barn]

chaos always seeps in

[tidal trellis]

no

[ancient barn]

[tidal trellis]

I'd rather die

[pale ingot]

theres a method
called losing your heterosexuality

i think we cant apply it to you though

youre ineligible

[tidal trellis]

wha

I don't think its just my hand that hurts

its my whole hand!

https://tenor.com/view/hazbin-hotel-vox-imsodownbad-need-you-evilweevils-gif-12773973710128310253

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1180886092384321616/Screenshot_20231203-154808_Discord.gif

[pale ingot]

maja apparition

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/808958498171650058/880540391068270602/omori-ok.gif

I'm not maja

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-5-fulton-this-man-mgsv-mgs5-metal-gear-solid-v-gif-12553742956627074477

[upper axle]

nah, Flop is better by leagues than Maja

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/709387082241540137/873207649766879302/tenor-170.gif

[upper axle]

https://tenor.com/view/phoenix-wright-ace-attorney-capcom-goodbye-chat-goodbye-gif-20730200

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/omori-omori-omori-omori-red-omori-chara-omori-kill-gif-15233210225542004583

[pale ingot]

dont stoop this low @pastel quartz

[tidal trellis]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/806434222046445568/870429205060542464/tenor-72.gif

[pale ingot]

omori gifs... ... .... ... .... ... ... .. ..... ... .... .... ...

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/peaky-blinders-youre-getting-soft-brother-soft-brother-gif-5674510210057534805

[ancient barn]

[pastel quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqOGDO-kSpE

[upper axle]

well fellas, come this summer im quite likely going to be going to a convention. specifically OffKai, in San Jose

a friend of mine who has 'fuck you' money randomly hit me up today and was like "hey how far away are you from san jose?" and yeah he's basically paying for the travel if i go LMAO

im not a fan of california, but i am a fan of roadtrips, and a free roadtrip sounds pretty fucking sweet to me

[pale ingot]

lucky ass

[upper axle]

but now i have to spend the next ~6 months working on a costume. because im a fucking nerd.

[pale ingot]

nerd ass

[upper axle]

im going to be RJ MacReady from John Carpenter's The Thing

[pale ingot]

whats offkai about i dont dabble in conventions of any sort

is it just cosplay related

[upper axle]

its a convention, primarily anime and related shit, but generally nerdy shit goes on there

[pale ingot]

cool

[upper axle]

yep

the primary concern i have is that im going to drive unless i absolutely cant, because i dont like flying, and i dont like rental cars

but

i drive a car that's 3 years older than i am

and i'm probably gonna have to take it to a shop to make sure it wont die on me during that trip LMAO

[hexed pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-gif-5163203352201378626

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1187030835573043301/1333585783596253275/6y5fiifeiab91.gif

I love my omori gifs

[upper axle]

on this note tho, whats funny is that this costume idea is barely a costume tbh

[pastel quartz]

who asked?

[upper axle]

i dont require consent to talk about things, get fucked tard

anyway

[pale ingot]

pfp checks out btw
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231471023187034152/1331286155659841676/777c3935c4585dd7.mp4?ex=6798f959&is=6797a7d9&hm=dcc5c1f15f8f5aa051549e1c81c24014c1c1a648f493439d63081b34df5d4188&

[pastel quartz]

good point

[upper axle]

[upper axle]

lmao

[upper axle]

seriously though i really just need to grow my beard longer and buy a surplus 'nam era pilot jacket and i'm set.

this costume? EASY

[shell venture]

he just like me

(i am the thing)

[clear vapor]

The original thing was great

The remake back in like 2012 was dogshit

[upper axle]

my main friend group legit has a running joke of comparing me to RJ MacReady because i apparently look so much like the dude

[shell venture]

i almost looked like him in 2021

[upper axle]

its really funny ngl

[pastel quartz]

ur skin is too dark nerd

complete lies

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1326521647414513706/IMG_3941.gif

[upper axle]

i just need to grow my hair slightly longer and style it a bit to make it puff out a bit more than usual, and that's all the work for it i need to do LMAO

like, the amount of growth between now and summer would be sufficient LMAO

[arctic pawn]

BRUHHH

[shell venture]

oh shit i was doxxed

oh no

[arctic pawn]

im on a crazyass quest

holy shit

[narrow sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/algérie-la-grande-algérie-gif-3744419288682613244

[pastel quartz]

u wish u looked that good

[shell venture]

holy hell

great mary beth

who made this

[arctic pawn]

@pale ingot you should definetly play kingdom cum and find the side quests

[narrow sorrel]

idk

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/romania-gif-scream-if-you-love-brock-lesnar-loves-brock-lesnar-gif-8607013991961401757

[deep topaz]

thailand nationalist

[arctic pawn]

there is one thats so fucked up

[narrow sorrel]

first giphy for "algerie"

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-birthday-kid-ice-gif-24763048

[shell venture]

don't type it in french

retard

[pale ingot]

maybe..

maybe i should

[narrow sorrel]

how else would I find such a legend

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/romania-steal-wallet-theft-thief-gif-8041312967434273256

[narrow sorrel]

what does the arabic rendition give?

[shell venture]

ALGERIA
WHERE ARE YOUR J...RETARDS

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/algerian-algeria-touhou-touhousanae-algeriatouhou-gif-12978435626914551578

[arctic pawn]

i wish i could tell you what i am doing rn

but it would be spoiler

[pastel quartz]

@narrow sorrel

this

[pale ingot]

dont

[shell venture]

this is so unreal

you posting this

[pale ingot]

I'll find out in due time

[arctic pawn]

indeed

[narrow sorrel]

Sanae country gonfirmed

[pastel quartz]

why

[shell venture]

it's like breaking the wall

between irl and the internet life

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1285956046380335187.gif

[shell venture]

i don't like it

[pale ingot]

ok im tired

no more stayig awak

[pastel quartz]

i know who you are Samir

[pale ingot]

gn twink @tidal trellis

[midnight cloud]

Ey oh who let DIS unwise shmuck in heah EH?

[shell venture]

the name is literally there retard

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1187030835573043301/1333585784124608613/pyj3tifeiab91.gif

[pale ingot]

FALCOOOOOOOOOO

[narrow sorrel]

According to wikitionary the french dont actually have a native antisemitic slur and had to borrow from German and Arabic...

[pastel quartz]

i know who you are mohamed

[midnight cloud]

FAAAAALCOOOOOOOOO

[shell venture]

[shell venture]

dumbass

read

[deep topaz]

i hate how every time i talk with my mom about anything she always comes up with a way worse idea then yells at me that I'm trying to buck her cause she's right and I don't want to admit it

[tidal trellis]

Go away ham but goodnight

[deep topaz]

no mom i don't want to make $7.50 an hour delivering pizzas getting a $5 tip 3 times an hour

[pastel quartz]

would u kindly show my blind ass?

[shell venture]

youyou

piece the rest

[midnight cloud]

Why dont you just...run away and start a new life huh?

[pastel quartz]

uhh

[midnight cloud]

Ive heard forest living is quite fashionable these days

[pastel quartz]

can u give me a hint?

[shell venture]

there is an english variant

starts with j instead

[pastel quartz]

is ur name josh???

[shell venture]

no

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/josuke-gif-26373957

joujou?

[shell venture]

close

[deep topaz]

it's just so draining having to live with someone that's like "why don't you go work a min wage job, that's enough to get your own apartment" "that's not true anymore mom" "no it is you just can't admit I'm right"

[glad carbon]

real

[pastel quartz]

juju?

[narrow sorrel]

is it an especially kabyle name?

[shell venture]

no

arabic

[glad carbon]

omg hiii oomfie

[idle veldt]

Yeah old people just don’t get it

[pastel quartz]

jamir

[narrow sorrel]

...Jamal ?

[glad carbon]

idk man

some get it and some are stuck living in the 80's

[midnight cloud]

We must shove old people into fertiliser machines and finally use that cash for something useful...like hookers and drugs and maybe beer

[narrow sorrel]

you need a roommate or 3

[pastel quartz]

joujou is close

[glad carbon]

3 roommates in a studio apartment

[shell venture]

no lmao

[idle veldt]

I’m just agreeing with schleppa to mend from last night

[pastel quartz]

can u give me the first 3 letters

[shell venture]

the english variant was in the bible

[pastel quartz]

jobe

[deep topaz]

i tried to live with one friend in a home for a few months

[shell venture]

no

[pastel quartz]

uhh

junjun?

[deep topaz]

the supposed 1,000 a month ended up over 2,000 once all the fees and shit and utilities

[narrow sorrel]

Joseph?

[shell venture]

yes

[deep topaz]

we simply couldn't afford it

[shell venture]

youcef

[pastel quartz]

yosef?

[narrow sorrel]

[idle veldt]

Where you live at

[deep topaz]

PA

[glad carbon]

hiiii @idle veldt

[pastel quartz]

ok can i get ur moms maiden name ur location and ur credit card info next?

[glad carbon]

you sleep okay?

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/my-name-is-walter-walter-white-negrea-aroya-lane-wlater-h-artwell-white-my-name-is-gif-24688286

[idle veldt]

I slept very well

[pastel quartz]

there is no audio i still heard this shit in my head

[idle veldt]

Can you ballpark the location

[glad carbon]

can i take the train from baltimore to you

[dreamy flax]

:clock2: 28 January 2025, 02:11 (02:11 AM)
🌍 +2.0 (Etc/GMT+2)

[pastel quartz]

[idle veldt]

I pay 2000 ish for a 900sq apartment

[deep topaz]

Rochester PA

[idle veldt]

Home of the Rochester redwings

[shell venture]

goodnight retards

[glad carbon]

pittsburgh jr

[idle veldt]

Triple A affiliate with the nationals

[pastel quartz]

do u want a slap goodnight?

[shell venture]

sir yes sir

[split canyon]

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[deep topaz]

they have a dive bar with a great sandwich

the brelloch bomber

[shell venture]

feels good to be back

[deep topaz]

2 grilled cheeses as buns with a cheeseburger between

[pastel quartz]

ill be gone soon dont worry ; )

[shell venture]

just like bideo game

[pastel quartz]

go to bed

sleep well

ill be here for u in the morning

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/ziarastars-gif-1796587429294461550

[potent hamlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1pArcUKrlg

so that's why the instrumental ringed a bell so bad on my head

[idle veldt]

Cancer

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/miku-hatsune-miku-confessions-of-a-rotten-girl-sawtowne-what-gif-12638892794824489351

https://tenor.com/view/bokusatsu-tenshi-dokuro-chan-gif-20206635

[hazy finch]

relationship goals

[potent hamlet]

BOKUSATSU TENSHII
CHISIBUKI DOKUDOKU DOKURO CHAN
BOKUSATSU TENSHI
SHINZOU DOKUDOKU DOKURO-CHAN

FUNDE SHIBATTE TATAITE
KETTE JIRASHITE TSURUSHITE
Demo sorette boku no ai nano

https://tenor.com/view/dokuro-chan-gif-15850066268754799163

[pastel quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1IE9zLKBrw

[pastel quartz]

no hables espaniol senior

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/dokuro-chan-dokuro-dokurochan-gif-15335068451946445323

i want a smoke break

@ionic hatch lets go for a smoke

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/dokuro-chan-gif-27141150

[real tinsel]

gaay as hell

[potent hamlet]

lmao i love this gif so much

[potent hamlet]

you're not even gae, you're straight up an homosexual

[real tinsel]

i am

[pastel quartz]

#🇪🇸-general-spa message

[glad carbon]

[real tinsel]

why are you as a man smoking cigarettes which are cylinder-shaped

[glad carbon]

ezoni its here

[real tinsel]

do you like other cylinder-shaped things in your mouth?

[glad carbon]

and its 30$

[solar coral]

Eggroll

[glad carbon]

[real tinsel]

do cigarettes remind you of those cylinder-shaped things?

[solar coral]

Yes

I love eggroll flavored ciggies

[real tinsel]

i love dicks

[solar coral]

We can tel

[real tinsel]

cigarettes are some fagg shit though

[hazy finch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1078401872165081190/1107633464028708935/ezgif-4-362af41962.gif

[potent hamlet]

i am a woman

[real tinsel]

worse even

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/hahaha-gif-9979399

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-ball-gif-20054204

[pastel quartz]

my honest reaction

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-death-dies-of-cringe-davy-jones-dying-of-cringe-gif-22207406

the cow

[pastel quartz]

wdym

cunt

oi cunt answer me question cunt

[hazy finch]

touch the cow

do it now

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/fear-and-loathing-hunter-s-thompson-johnny-depp-gif-12651186943445948270

[pastel quartz]

i did now what

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/mustard-ketchup-hotdog-gif-12866307

[pastel quartz]

worth it

[potent hamlet]

what the fuck lmao

[pastel quartz]

MY BROTHERS DONT DIE WE JUST VOSSI BOP

[potent hamlet]

3 PICKUP TRUCKS?

Is that being common joe?

[idle veldt]

I have family members with 2

I can imagine a third that doesn’t work that was from a grandpa or something

[potent hamlet]

not chinese ones?

[idle veldt]

Uhhhh, what are we talking about

[pastel quartz]

damn right

[deep topaz]

every redneck is required to have an old shitty beat up RAM 1500 or F150

no exceptions

bonus points if it won't pass state inspection unless you slip the inspector a 20

[potent hamlet]

I'm wearing my knockoff racing jacket

[deep topaz]

every lesbian i know drives a suzuki

[potent hamlet]

If I could I would get a GSX-R

Ngl I wanna make this jacket again

But really baggy like Nascar ones

I would also get the Suzuki Carry or Samurai or probably Jimmy 2 doors

I don't like the 4 doors version

The Suzuki Carry is such a vibe

Specially modified

[potent hamlet]

A Jeep Willys would be crazy to have

I want to have a really good car for 4x4 but that it's also unique to flex with my bf's family at meetings

Since they live in semiurban area and they like to go to unknown places to go camping, I want to join them and go full equipped for everything

Although Jeep Willy's aren't the safest thing to bring to town

[pastel quartz]

SUZIKI FOOKEN JIMNOOOI

[hazy finch]

ooooooooo your going to drive 80 on the freeway in a car that dosent have doors oooooooo

[potent hamlet]

I can buy one and put a Toyota engine

[potent hamlet]

It's a Willy's, dumb tree

You should've seen drunk soldiers crashing in your grandparents sometime

[pastel quartz]

get a jimney instead SILLY BILLY PANTS YOU FUCKING SILLY PANTS HARASAKI UR PROBABLY WEARING UR SILLY PANTS RIGHT NOW

i cant handle these fucking sillpanters bro

[upper shore]

Ooooooo you're gonna smoke some meth and then go to your local national guard armory and steal a tank which doesn't require a key to start oOooOoOoo

[potent hamlet]

In wearing black pants lmao

[pastel quartz]

this fits ur vibe

[sage otter]

How about you start getting a job first

[potent hamlet]

Maybe getting a Willys and put a Subaru engine or a Toyota Hilux

[potent hamlet]

I mean, I'm gonna have a job, I know a place that you need some hard labour, but nothing I can't handle and they're always hiring

[sage otter]

go tommorow

why didn't you get there yesterday even

[potent hamlet]

Small Twinkie boys thinking they can withstand carrying meat cars

[potent hamlet]

I'm still studying I end up in like 2 weeks

[pastel quartz]

u gonna take flop with u then?

[potent hamlet]

Flop can't lift a chunk of meat

[pastel quartz]

congratz on the exile btw

[foggy mantle]

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[potent hamlet]

I also have a bunch of friends that are mechanics and electromechanics

[potent hamlet]

Thanks, I fought for it

[pastel quartz]

u won the good fight

unlike me

https://tenor.com/view/timeout-for-that-one-time-out-for-that-one-colossal-is-crazy-gif-16703930701785367308

[sage otter]

Next step after getting exiled is to ping Grok and tell him you'll drag him by his balls

[sage otter]

If you follow the tree storyline that is

[pastel quartz]

i have a longer and more thoughful plan in mind for grock

wait n see

[sage otter]

I don't doubt, sadly you didn't have time to explain it all last time

[remote vine]

I seen so many jimny's near my area you'd think suzuki owns this town

it's a bit too common imo

[pastel quartz]

cuz they fkn work

[potent hamlet]

That means they're reliable

If it looks like a dog, smells like a dog and barks like a dog, it's a dog

If you see a lot of the same Jimmy's for years and a lot of people have it, it's because it's good

Unlike Kia Souls lmao

[sage otter]

could be a furry

[potent hamlet]

I can't remember who said that they had a Kia Soul as family car and it broke really bad and they decided to get another fucking Kia Soul

I think it was something like Swaggersouls or someone like that

It wasn't Zach and Mike because I would've remembered his voice

[sage otter]

Dude wanted a car with "soul" in its name

fcking retard

that's what he gets

I'd rather buy a e-bike than a kia

[narrow sorrel]

...wait what this is a thing?

[idle veldt]

My wife’s first car was a Kia soul

It got broken into and stolen

And then when we got it back the catalytic converter was gone

[upper shore]

Yes apparently some people are extra mad at drone operators in particular

[potent hamlet]

Who was that

That dude that made discord calls videos watching cursed shit and he got cancelled because he was a pred?

[narrow sorrel]

was this a thing in obama days actually?

[sage otter]

It was, but people freaked out recently because of the abundance of footage and it's FPVs not Shaheed type

[upper shore]

Syria? I think that was treated more just like bombings

[pastel quartz]

gypsy crusader

i think

[upper shore]

wait what

Gypsy was a hunter of the children?

[pastel quartz]

nah im playing

[upper shore]

Okay I was boutta say, seems out of character

[potent hamlet]

It was Carson

[pastel quartz]

ohh

callmecarson

https://tenor.com/view/callmecarson-callmecarson-reaction-callmecarson-punch-camera-punch-streamer-punch-gif-27012621

woah hes still posting

ong the views aint bad hes still racking up 100k views per vid in a few days

despite the stuff

on both his yt channels

[potent hamlet]

Yeah, pretty much

[solar coral]

he didnt get cancelled for being a pred i think it was that he came clean before any drama could start

which like yeah more power to him for that, redemption arc and all

but how hard is it to just not talk to minors

[potent hamlet]

At least in like 4 years he hasn't lifted any dust so I might say he's pretty much clean

[potent hamlet]

Apparently very hard

[pastel quartz]

but like broooo i miss the old days of ignorance his shit was good when him jschlatt and the gang were still together

[signal cobalt]

my friends name on discord is "El Padre Le Cancer" which according to google translate means: "His Father Cancered Him"

[solar coral]

Jschlatt is still based

[signal cobalt]

like wtf?

[pastel quartz]

yea i dont like his reaction farming vids lately

[potent hamlet]

Like, how hard is that when you're going to flirt with somebody, ask them for their real age?

[solar coral]

Jschlatt almost matched dan hentschel levels of power when it comes to character acting

[sage otter]

El and Le are the same, google translate is tripping

[solar coral]

Its just for funding bigger projects, same thing pyrocynical does but just less self aware and open abt it

[pastel quartz]

yeaah

im still salty tho

[solar coral]

Hey blame the system

[potent hamlet]

I know somebody might lie, but if you're unsure, just don't interact?

If I were a YouTube "star", I wouldn't interact with nobody tbh, just get a manager and they'll see that shit

[solar coral]

It wasnt even a pyrocynical situation where it was an adult server with only confirmed adults and he just happened to pull the one minor who got thru all the hoops

[potent hamlet]

Well that's just pure bad luck tbh

Or malicious intent even

[pastel quartz]

literally the thing u have to do dont talk to nobody

[solar coral]

It was malicious intent when it came to pyro drama yea

[potent hamlet]

Because why doing all that shit just to flirt with your favourite Youtuber?

Specially being a minor

[potent hamlet]

I knew it

[potent hamlet]

Pretty much, that's why a manager is the way

[solar coral]

And now in the modern day we have pyro reposting fat furry art every half hour on main

[pastel quartz]

yea but u gotta pay a manager

[potent hamlet]

That's why I said YouTube Star

[pastel quartz]

as if

[potent hamlet]

Like, if you're very famous, you gotta make some extra money to pay a manager I guess

[pastel quartz]

if i tried to make a yt channel the best ill go is a niche gamer

[pastel quartz]

reek

reel

[solar coral]

A manager isnt going to police who you ERP with

[civic panther]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/550869975385112606/1333611002100453456/Videoleap-1C8C0-VideoToMp4.mov.mp4?ex=67998588&is=67983408&hm=94eb43a574261f1fea832e129f948d3e79bc088b983014ebcbb3051824e05271&

[potent hamlet]

No, but it will avoid me getting weird shit while I just wanna play videogames and shit

And get paid

[solar coral]

Managers wouldnt even do that, they basically get paid to recieve a DM going "can i do this" and responding yes or no

[potent hamlet]

Dude being a famous streamer/youtuber has to be easy as fuck, like, they pay for everything

[solar coral]

depends

[potent hamlet]

Like, you can pay editors, managers, you can even pay people that post the fucking videos

[narrow sorrel]

ah yes, the famous galvanized steel voice

[solar coral]

i mean being easy as fuck, there are certain streamers who force themselves to stay up for multiple days straight

like ok its not manual labour

[potent hamlet]

Yeah, but I mean normal streamers

[solar coral]

[potent hamlet]

Or common day for streamers

[solar coral]

no streamer is normal, they're all psychopaths

[narrow sorrel]

the real cringe was the youtube content creator economy

[potent hamlet]

Not "Extended stream for 56 hours until I get a stroke" kind of streamer

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/greedy-greed-krabs-mr-krabs-money-gif-17230860844697545851

[potent hamlet]

Pretty much

[solar coral]

me when im mr crabs and have a huge money ass

[narrow sorrel]

do you tho?

[potent hamlet]

Maybe that's why they can stand all that shit

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/car-wash-mr-krabs-shaking-spongebob-hot-pants-gif-16939901

me fr

[lapis zinc]

Zamn

[pastel quartz]

u think thats zamn? check this out🥴

[solar coral]

can we get meteorologists to become twitch streamers

[potent hamlet]

Like I follow a couple of youtubers that are just themselves, and their fanbase knows that they're normal people and if you don't like it, you can go to watch another one

[solar coral]

"the hurricane has so far killed 200 people, thank you pussyfart9k for the 10 gifted"

[lapis zinc]

You can't be doing that dude. Made me have an earth shattering nut on the train.

[mossy void]

jarvis, kill this guy with hammers

[potent hamlet]

There's this dude that I like to see sometimes that literally has a cool life, he has a metal band, he goes out running everyday, he plays videogames, he has a Flat Eric, he has a wife, a car, a house and all that and he's going through his 40'a

[mossy void]

"who is he talking to?"
YOU

[solar coral]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-jarvis-island-scream-scream-if-scream-if-you-love-gif-1930487172570698654

[mossy void]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-tony-stark-iron-man-meme-dank-memes-gif-8688445319860298090

[gleaming grove]

So beans and bread

[potent hamlet]

The only thing I would try on British food is probably fries and vinegar

Fish and Chips with Malt Vinegar

[mossy void]

totals !!11!

[potent hamlet]

At least looks good

[hexed pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/war-thunder-tutel-t95-fly-gif-26208128

[remote vine]

british meat pies are pretty good

[potent hamlet]

Also that

It looks decent at least

[lapis zinc]

Meat pie and beer my beloved

[potent hamlet]

You're listening to Kino, you're as British as I am Japanese

[pastel quartz]

arnet u a chilli?

[lapis zinc]

Fortunately you don't have to be British to drink and eat

[potent hamlet]

That's why

[lapis zinc]

I'd kill myself if I was

[pastel quartz]

ur more like a jalapenese @potent hamlet

https://tenor.com/view/champoy-el-risitas-kek-issou-etu-gif-17837830

[potent hamlet]

Jaja dijo pene

[pastel quartz]

🤝

[sage otter]

gottem

[pastel quartz]

jalapeno

[lapis zinc]

Tu pene es muy pequna

[pastel quartz]

japanese

jalapenese

[potent hamlet]

Jaja dijo pene

[lapis zinc]

@pastel quartz this kid is going places

[lapis zinc]

Wholesome sheep

[pastel quartz]

@tidal trellis

[potent hamlet]

Leave him be, he's probably getting railed up

And not by me

[lapis zinc]

If Osaka is jalapenese then flop is from plapistan

[pastel quartz]

plap plap plap get istan get istan plap plap plap

[pastel quartz]

out of pocket for that shit bro

[potent hamlet]

I thought a mosquito bit me and it wasn't that

[lapis zinc]

I'm sorry it's Deep Vein Thrombosis

[potent hamlet]

I just fucking cut a whole in my feet

With my damn nails

[lapis zinc]

Better put a bandaid on it before your socks get stuck to your foot

[potent hamlet]

And now it itches like hell

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/kie-kie-harimaze-vampire-deads-claws-finger-crack-gif-15646759912192893900

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/halloween-creepy-nail-art-bugs-gross-gif-12409990

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/lcdf-chatdufutur-wut-1-wtf-gif-6382327444354360073

[potent hamlet]

eeeeeeewwwwww

[potent hamlet]

duuude can we go back to cursed shit?

[sage otter]

the throne

[potent hamlet]

i loved this shit

[fallow trellis]

oh hes back

i knew it was too good to be true

[pastel quartz]

Do u... like takin shit to another level?

[potent hamlet]

the kind of shit i cook

[pastel quartz]

Hoe

[fallow trellis]

medium rare chicken

[pastel quartz]

Common chicken

[pastel quartz]

Seeing this made me want to say a slur

That chicken died for no reason

[potent hamlet]

i mean it can still be saved

just grab it, let it boil for a couple minutes, then put it in the grill or the pan

[lapis zinc]

Whats Chilean food like

[pastel quartz]

Broken glass and aids needle

[lapis zinc]

Based

[pastel quartz]

In fact if you ask for food a guy just walks up and shoots you through the dome

[pastel quartz]

Yommers

[lapis zinc]

Better than the Hood Barber

Get that thug cut

[lapis zinc]

Looks good

[pastel quartz]

Did you just dare to disrespect Brandon currington in brainfart? Thats like walking into a church flashing images of jesus smut to the churchgoers.

[pastel quartz]

In this household the erotic barber is a hero dammit

[lapis zinc]

Do you remember the video where the first white boy to get a thug cut came in

[potent hamlet]

MAN I FUCKING WANT SOME EMPANADAS

[lapis zinc]

It's funny as hell

[pastel quartz]

Mods, inject synthetic adrenaline into him while degloving him and skinning his face

[pastel quartz]

Yeah, peak lmfao

[potent hamlet]

and sopaipilla

[lapis zinc]

Looks baller

[potent hamlet]

picarones

picarones

[lapis zinc]

The video where Brandon and his compatriots are "dancing" in the barber shop but they are edited to be SS is gold

[potent hamlet]

dude

[lapis zinc]

Looks amazing

[potent hamlet]

Picarones are the fucking best thing

[lapis zinc]

What is it

Looks like an onion ring

[potent hamlet]

i feel sorry everytime i get reminded that a lot of people have never tried chilean food

[deep topaz]

those look good

what are they

[potent hamlet]

its a sweet made out of wheat flour and pumpkin

[lapis zinc]

Baller

[deep topaz]

punkin bread

[potent hamlet]

and fried

[lapis zinc]

What is the sauce

[potent hamlet]

and the sauce is just pure sugar cane honey

[lapis zinc]

Zamn

[potent hamlet]

like, unrefined sugar cane juice

[lapis zinc]

I usually don't like sweet stuff but I'd try it given the opportunity

[potent hamlet]

its literally the best thing you'll ever try

cazuela de pollo

Cho

rri

llana

fucking chorrillana

high quality for posers

[lapis zinc]

This would make a phenomenal sandwich

[potent hamlet]

and the best fucking abomination you'll ever taste

[pastel quartz]

I know I sound crazy but why does this look ai generated

[potent hamlet]

it probably is

[lapis zinc]

If it was eggs medium instead I'd give it a go

[potent hamlet]

the original never looks good in camera

[sour inlet]

ai images are usually over saturated so thats why it might look like it is

[potent hamlet]

i like it like this

fries

onion

sausage

longaniza

beef

and egg

all fucking combined together

[idle veldt]

Heart attack

[potent hamlet]

okay, but have you ever heard of Papapizza?

[lapis zinc]

No

[potent hamlet]

Papapizza is literally my favourite food

[sour inlet]

meat and potatoes is a combo that will never disappoint

[potent hamlet]

the original place that sold it and invented it straight up closed

[lapis zinc]

I used to make hash browns scattered well with eggs, sausage, and steak with hot sauce

It was so good

Might make it later this week now that I think about it

[potent hamlet]

this shit was literally fire

Fries

cheese

[lapis zinc]

Hell yeah

[potent hamlet]

tomato

ham

[lapis zinc]

Should use chorizo instead of regular sausage though

Now that I'm thinking about it

[upper axle]

Because it's drawn for the target audience. People who get hot and bothered about nice guns (me)

[signal cobalt]

still hilarious

[pastel quartz]

yall ever seen a dookie log the size of a football? cuz i did one time

Seen one? brother I produce those weekly, it's one of the few things I look forward to

I get industrial grade chimp feed, shit has enough fiber to kill a bear

[upper shore]

So you're the motherfucker!

[pastel quartz]

I make sure to always drop it off at my local gas station, I think they have a warrant out for me at this point

drove past and I saw the guy guarding the bathrooms was packing a switch

They call me mansa pootsa, king shitter

on god

ts sounds like a dracula flow verse

[slender rock]

two part epoxy fumes

OOOOWEEE

[gleaming grove]

One came the sight of AR15 bolt violently violates the bore at 900 RPM

[solar coral]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roland_the_Farter

Some guy saying UK cops couldnt put down an American without lethal guns, bitch i'd like to see anyone try to stay standing after taking a beanbag to the chest

[sage otter]

Why is this person saying this like the average american is a supersayan

Also american cops handle other americans just fine with tasers

So idk what this guy's on about

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/ShitpostGate/status/1884047239024369839

[mossy void]

She forgot she needs to breathe when she speaks

[gleaming grove]

Cuba

[worldly gate]

Clearly it is Japan

[deep topaz]

Paris

[visual stirrup]

false

i don't see any

gentlemen

[fluid heron]

my new manager fucking sucks

Everything in the store is locked down no keys to anything

The fucking employee doors are ziplocked shut

[sage otter]

cut the ziplocks

[fluid heron]

New manager gave me a fucking quiz to do when I walked in

[pale ingot]

wtf

what sort of job do you have that yo manager thinks to give you a quiz

[solar coral]

I dont think ive ever seen a video of a guy taking a beanbag and not immediately collapsing or giving up

those things will ruin your day

also : they used a donut operator clip as evidence :C

More love to this goober

[sage otter]

atleast it's a beanbag and not a rubber slug

cause those are still lethal under 50m

[solar coral]

the difference is one paralyzes you over 10ft and the other paralyzes you under 10 feet

[deep topaz]

couldn't they just use like, basically a pillow with a low charge of gunpowder

just cloth

nothing too fancy

[solar coral]

thats basically what a beanbag is

but its still powerful enough to shatter your ribs and spine

also remember these arent meant to be used on regular civillians

these are crackhead pacifiers

they are meant to put demi gods in cuffs

[deep topaz]

why not taser slugs

[solar coral]

https://youtu.be/6jli5MwO9Qk?si=NEGTjLkKaS5w78QF

I also fw CS, not cuz its effective but cuz it gives me an excuse to wear a sick ass M50 gas mask when im out protesting

[sage otter]

Yea my point was you have to be careful between those two

With the beanbag if he's too close he'll go to ER, if he's too far he won't stop running
With the rubber slug, if he's far enough he'll fall right there, if he's too close he'll die

They are supposed to be effective up to 80m, but I think it's lethal under 20

Oh nvm the manufacturer says lethal under 35

[solar coral]

point of the beanbag is to put someone down thats rushing you or close quarters home invasion type shi , point of rubber slug is to kill the mf

[sage otter]

Pretty much yea

I wouldn't grab my shotgun to load beanbags to defend my house tho

I get the handgun and serve the mf 9mm