#🎪bruh-fart
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@snow fiber Then you wonder why youre too fucking scared to talk to girls, because you like pulling your meat to much
Who tf is that
y'all know what gun accesory I want?
something like an inverted version of those "dog leg to picatinny" adapters that AK's and SVD's have
so you can put a PSO on an M4A1
that sounds extremely cursed, i love it
and then you attach a normal "Dog leg to picatinny" adapter to that
so you can have the most bulky and inefficient riser of all time
He lives in cologne. I can find him and send you his address
why
what about a picatinny to dovetail inverted(?) rail
that's the beauty
you have an M4A1 with a picatinny rail
you attach my hypothetical device meant for the PSO or Kobra optic
but instead of attaching an optic, you then add a normal (already existing) dovetail to picatinny adapter for use with modern optics on soviet weapons
so you have two pieces of metal that cancel out, and do nothing
ad infinitum
"Tarnished. From where didst thou acquire that hat?"
until you have six or seven feet of height over bore
my brain hurts
i didnt pookie whasup
half braincells
hi catslug
In main menu?
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So you called me a retard for no reason
Hey
@inland jackal
donk
hii
time to start new monolith run

same as every time, vintorez, 50 point armor and 50 point mask
all you need

hi pookie
forgor mags redux 
heya
wait
dont start a monolith run.
start a zombified run.
hhi twink
hi twink @tidal trellis
then i wont be able to speak in crcr
I'm going mad
i could try
twink
play zombified..
hows it goobin, buddy?
its like being a monolith but with cock and ball torture included

because your only allies r mono and sin anyway
man I don't like this 
undertale for twinks
that would just be undertale
i don't really think that nutdealer or whatever is much twinkier
wait
deltarune
my brain almost autocompleted it to "delta green"
Nutsealer
im gonna spoil omori
i own it

chillin wbu
omg same :3
GET A room you two
nothing wrong with kissing a homie relax
imagine your card decline at the abortion clinic and the doctor start nutting in you
?
sorry
sometimes keep the thoughts inside
no 
Least unhinged ivan post
shine knows whats up
IVAN WHAT THE FUCK

💥
I love how shine is the least bit unbothered by this
shes used to it
or , it , he they
no one should get used to it
I mean crazier has happened here.
She!
hiii @high wing
Hi
Im only 4 years older than u
Shim
damn you ancient
What’s crazy is that if someone were determined enough they could learn to shrug off tasers 
I'm 22
its the child mindset
imagine
fancy pants rich mgcee over here
I also found out that if you want to carry pepper spray, it’s actually a very good idea to take the hit yourself
Nuh uh
Go to a pepper spray class and learn how to use it properly, and at end they spray you with it
Spray it on your food
Happy birthday
It’s good to take the hit because one, you know what it feels like, and two if you get into any legal trouble, you’re covered there too
I say it now cuz I will forget
Unless it was definitely assault
legit so ancient
Self defense a pepper spray class helps
when shine gets up at home in the morning archeologysts have to use the brushes to unearth her
a 9mm begs to differ
joke's on you
pepper spray just gets me hard
Mike
They unearthed me from my tomb and the first thing i did was microwave ramen
@tidal trellis
so 
ok gn
Houngry
just forget to eat

happens to me all the time
how much could you eat..
none of that
stop
shut it
hey! 
Hold on guys i have a video for this bear with me

holy shit flop leak
3 miles away
online 19 minutes ago
do not! 
hi twink
millions wear the hats
don't u got somewhere to be!
oh no
Having nonlethal options available helps prevent unnecessary death
Obviously it’s smart to do both
Pepper spray as a warning, gun as a more permanent solution
?
permanent
riiight
hiiii @mossy void @idle veldt

I'm stuck in fartbrain with you! 
we got a cop baton sitting around somewhere
thats what!
I forgot how lit psys songs are
Pepperspray is only temporary
:3
Howdy

yes
while i decide what to play
doesnt battlefield 20 whatever even have a story
i wonder if shock batons are legal
Not in most places of NA
idk
the balkans dont exist
can confirm
it would be so cool to have a baton that zaps
Everything is legal if you dont get caught
ok im sorry
forgiven
It would be so much more funny if it wasn’t scripted 
When I found out it was a skit I was so bummed
ehh its still good
Very funny
@stone blade if you ever need a guide to the US i got you
Les go 

Good my foot ain't stepping there
@inland jackal 
Absolute cinema
P!roast @arctic pawn
@arctic pawn, I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.
you gotta at least once bro

Children of the corn the movie
where we droppin
Agartha
[PSI-EMISSIONS TOO HIGH IN THIS AREA, TURN BACK NOW]
the left one looks like @glad carbon
How
please dont be judgemental
lmao
Bro shaped like a bowling pin
thats dandy
dandy nooooo 
@grizzled meadow
LMAOOOOOO
what the slug doin
I should play rainworld again you're right

me when i get you
Techs it
ignores it
Wait there’s a channel to talk in all this time?!
I thought I got server muted for a whole 24 hours
no, you got exiled
Smh my Aussie humour isn’t appreciated
prety gud hbu
goob
Why dont YOU do it

Oh good 
ill do you
It was kem
Not pepsi
Chilean pineapple soda made by CCU
The same that brings Pepsi
pineapple soda sounds good
UGH
ok
most powerful nord nationalist when he sees an argonian
Man I gotta check the weapons mercs can start with, see if I can get something else goin
true sons of skyrim coming home to their khajit wife
@potent hamlet are you from south america?
Sí
Sou brasileiro
Eu seu brazuca
No problem
I'd like to learn Portuguese, it's pretty funny to talk
I want to escape brazil to another country on SA, i was thinking about chile and paraguay
Paraguay is really good or so I've heard
Good economy
And Chile too but it's not that good of an economy
Here comes the sonne
@potent hamlet Does Chile need programmers? im taking a technical course in web development
Probably, idk, I don't really work in that stuff
let me rephrase, i hate myself for learning/knowing of it
I like more of a security stuff and sewing and stuff
I don't really likes computers that much, I know how to work them and that's why I don't like them
Saki 
Nice to see you're not banned
hmm theres a gif i want to post though im unsure if this is what gets me banned
eh fuck it
where is ziderman
in belarus
@somber sandal @high meteor
yesterday my toe got obliterated while sparring in karate
Like, not even stomped
full on twisted upward
never give an fnf fan the aux cord

you cannot stop me
castro
castro or staling, they play rock paper scissors for it
that's... not the m4 protector right?
also jesus my state not even top 5, sadge
last 3 on other page
I like how this hat is so large it takes up the entire character preview
please delete this slop immediately
AUUUUUUUUUU CcC
bro is not beating the allegations
@glad carbon u
thats @potent hamlet
literally
temu ecuador
@grizzled meadow this burger place i just went to has straws made of pasta instead of plastic or paper
crazy part is, they work well
better than paper
What the
Pasta is epic
it aint even soft and its been like 20 minutes of sippin on a water
paper staws would be fucked by now
lives in a nuclear plant
the future
italian propaganda
before you know it, you'll be talking with your hands and growing a moustache
already there
bababooey
still feel bad for that poor kid
me when i get you
smackem
День без еды Месси переносит очень легко, но просыпается среди ночи чтобы погрызть цветок или деревянные книжные полки 😅 #cats #animals
I love those furry cosplays
theyre actually creative
dude
my older cat went to sleep with me
and i get scared at her breathing or cleaning herself
damn my feet actually really fucking hurt
but at least i did like 80% of my room
why is russian so funny to listen and read?
so true
idk i hate the weird anime eyes it has
I mean, Plinka or Plinkna is just the way i would name my second new cat
I hate those disney-style furries
i prefer anime boogey eyes other than Disney-looking asses
i wouldnt have a kemonomimi, but i like them
Ecuadorian is cooking I swear
i might get actually banned for this but i cant let Ecuador go mentioned without this masterpiece being attached to it
Is this number 10-1 / 10+1
so true
i am as old as it
yeaaaah
somehow japan always makes shit look better
Whats that one type of furry with the cyberpunk head
With LED eye face expression
Someone made one and I want one
oh the uhhh
synth?
protogen?
protogen? or a synth?
Proto
didnt you have one @solar coral
my car is as old as you
i wish i didn't wake up
do you know why the enby kid is not to be mess with?
awesome
because they'll get mad and then they/them
just dont
can't help it
hi pookie
i've wished multiple times to keep dreaming and i end up waking up, from ash and dust
osaka when are you gonna be silly
i wear my proud and i sweat my rust
im breathing in the chemicals
there were some videos that gave me heart attacks about meat moving by its own
then i learnt about anatomy and my fear became curiousness
why not? theres like mountains and shit you can look at when ur awake
osaka can u stop yapping
i only repair the damage and perfect my defenses
i hunger for the day when i am either entombed forever or effectively exiled from my own home
i cannot
its the only way y'all dont forget me
wellp i'm fucked
cant go anywhere on my current save
I'm hitting G forces on the supra that would make a fighter pilot shit himself
Just turn on the gas
hitler dropping burzum and cod black ops zombies soundtrack 
he getting the aux
already do
i drink my weed and smoke my beer
Hello forza
rekt , caught in 3k @high meteor
kawai



Long ahh legs
thought it was gunna be pyrocynical
OP fails to mention that it was a zeppelin full of fucking hydrogen
Goob morning artyomovitch
Hey myshinka

How are you
Whatever u say hydrogen hater
Functional
Also there was more than one blimp crash and combustion
We also still have some blimps flying around, though not many whatsoever
why does it say futa
autists refuelling their brain with the daily dumbfuck juice
That's awesome
Banned

Men when see boobs for the 1st time : 
Men when see boobs for the 69420th time : 
me when i see boobs for the billionth time
hello deez
When I see boobs: 
No matter what time
No matter which time
Heey fartyom
any time any place any hood any state
seeing boobs makes my day 1000x better
How you doin'
I thought you said you like femboys
Hopefully women boobs.
It's just the aura you're giving
i agree
Ivanka looks like she's cold 🥶
I am now considered a femboy fucker

😔
who is that
👀
Just now?

Truly a die enjoyer
I have work at 6 am
Your fault, you being weak
No, I'm just better


What hour is it?


Still can't come to my house tho
Bro in what kind of server are you?

Quit capping bro, I know you're dravidian

Everytime i enter brainfart i wanna kms instantly
Thank y'all guys 

mwah
@thin trench be like
Ew 
His ass bout to be beaten
Как говорил Иван ролтон. " Я тебе хуем лобешник прохуярю" понял?
ah yes vermin supreme

Im Brazilian

thats not a fucking moth
you uncultured FUCK
Bomboclat bomborosclat
It is
no its NOT
thats a small tora
and the are lil sheep like creatures
Im giving vro 3.5 hours

@forest field (aquariusurelius) has been muted for 1 day for reason: I was gonna warn, but you've got a meme diarrhea. Plus n-word in memes, political memes, etc etc. Chill out. -1d
Oop

Well that was 3 minutes
Minute rice type cooking
that didnt last long
Damn
man said "im brazilian"
Microwaved leftovers typa shit
say no more
dry confirmed brazilian hater
So you approve of the memes he posted but not his country?
📝
What could i do
Didn't report it either
But he compromised

Ohhhh
He ate grilled cheese off the radiator instead
Okay, either he leaves within 3 minutes, or gets banned within a week
Snitches get stitches
Also, this channel is number 1 channel you visit
You can see messages and make decisions
Memes were too cool to snitch on, huh, Disowned 
False, number 1 channel I visit is #🤬mod-logs
Fine
I learned that mindin my own bis is a good idea
Yes pleasee
Lmao

#grok-feet-pics 🤨
@eager igloo 
rare based helper
Hi

maybe gamma discord is healing
No more philosopher stone grind?
Never
Its not
too good to be true
Why
All we can do is stand our positions, until we fall completely
Wanted to annoy you with tips and tricks
It's inevitable

fucking based
Man all the helpers are crashing out
Nar 
What are the mods doing to them

You havent seen a crash out
Better go mine me some granite for watchtower in vintage story
alyo
tf is vintage story
Go play it
Pomegranate
Ever seen Gachi?
Opalim te malyo

a great game
Never heard 
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ok?
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He says "WHA WHO"
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Trying to sound like mario
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Someone confirm is flop is on the spectrum or not
I just woke up, really?!
nyehehehe
if
He is
shoo! I'm watching hells kitchen!? 
Hahaha
You are not him
is lethal tech idk how i didnt include it
What
Get ready for breakfast, its not gonna take long

Actually it's a while from now 
:flag_pk: Pakistan
:clock1: 23 January 2025, 13:03 (01:03 PM)
🌍 UTC +5.0
☀️ Day
☀️ Clear sky
🌁 15% humidity
🍃 NNW 334° | 3.77 m/s wind
🌡️ 12.85°C (Feels like 10.85°C)
55.13°F (Feels like 51.53°F)
And sleeps at 5am
Good god
Thus raising the suspicion he isnt pakistani at all
Well...yeah 
@tidal trellis in what strip club you work at that gives such hours
:flag_kz: 100000 Balkhash, Kazakhstan
:clock1: 23 January 2025, 13:05 (01:05 PM)
🌍 UTC +5.0
☀️ Day
☀️ Clear sky
🌁 71% humidity
🍃 WNW 290° | 7 m/s wind
🌡️ -21.15°C (Feels like -28.15°C)
-6.07°F (Feels like -18.67°F)
Bit warm

Nah, flop is fine with that
I'm a much more modest person 
:flag_by: Minsk, Minsk Region, Belarus
:clock11: 23 January 2025, 11:05 (11:05 AM)
🌍 UTC +3.0
☀️ Day
☁️ Overcast clouds
🌁 98% humidity
🍃 SSE 168° | 2.89 m/s wind
🌡️ 0.85°C (Feels like -2.15°C)
33.53°F (Feels like 28.13°F)
Smh
Maybe
But definetly a bit silly brained aintcha
And much more civilized
back of the bus yeah
Bro's got Spring
Sex over phone type of job then?
Ew no!

Oh crumbs it's getting late, oh no
You just woke up
Later suckers 
Back to eeping
I got some to do soon! That's what!
Oh crumbs
Exactly
Stop soaping your cat man
I don't know what that means! ... still
It means to soap your cat, wym you dont get it
Its right there
He prefers English over urdu, and doesn't know to speak urdu
STILLL don't get it
Flop is british twink
Is someone holding you at gunpoint for you to talk like that
Oh crumbs
@low atlas dont try to defend flop, yk what happened last time, and the time before that
did i ever show intent to defend
What happened
You gave him your hand and he cut it
I'm not British! (Thankfully)
you must have some very good reading comprehension
Ngl he has to be
if you think his yap reaches my ears
no normal human acts like this
I act like this 
Yeah and you aint normal are you now
Act gae?
I 100% am normal!
Fuck no bitch!
It's you guys who aren't 
This man lying without any remorse
You are literally muslim and shave everything you got, what normal is there
Yeah that's normal!
Ask flop what his favorite song is
i swtg if its taylor swift shit
Oh no don't that's difficult
@tidal trellis what game is your favourite
Also too difficult
Bro not even close
I like too many games
Damn?
Name one
And name a song
How about the one I'm playing rn?
omori
What is it about
Send some screenshots
Hopefully not anything gross like premarital kissing
I don't take screenshots man! I just play it while watching my friend play s2! 
A lot of gaes loved omori
Of fucking course its omori
Is good game
So you like to watch other people do it in front of you? Why not join him
The jokes write themselves
It’s so good
Did I say anything?
fate is predetermined
Play anything you want, I dont care
Twink game
Twink game if it was good
Twink games are never good
Play Baba is You instead

Strap him to a table and inject him with Liver King juice immediately
I never met a emotionally adjusted omori fan
Alex is gone
What 
Flop WAKE UP
Play s2
I can't run s2
Buy better pc
Fire the maids retard
Tell that to my mom not me!
She won't fuggin do it
Put her on the phone
No I'm not giving her my phone!
Afraid she will find porn?
Wesli wants to bully flops mom too
Fine then, other approach is get a job @tidal trellis
She'd probably kill him
She can be really mean sometimes 
What job!!! I don't wanna be mugged here 
Well she is a mother
No
Her mom must be cool
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Works like swiss watch

All that's left is Charon
Twink @tidal trellis
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@quaint ore are there just no 545 supressors
WHAT THE
There aint
There are but you need to buy em









