🎪bruh-fart

[shell venture]

this is so ass

[deep topaz]

what that

[signal cobalt]

i think theyre doing the rdr2 thingies

the sharpshooter/explorer/gambler

they unlock new belts, bandoliers and shit

im guessing since they might be on about something entirely different

i gave up on gambler once it asked me to play dominos (i cant comprehend it)

[glad carbon]

[deep topaz]

dominoes?

i don't understand it much easier

either

[torn pivot]

https://fxtwitter.com/Der_Kernel_/status/1878814866661892382

[signal cobalt]

[glad carbon]

[signal cobalt]

indeed

cookie is here

[runic kernel]

Hi Frota Hi Atroxinal Hi Schleppa Hi surrae

[deep topaz]

apparently there is such a thing as the potato yellow dwarf virus

[hot solstice]

that's a mean thing to call the cat in that picture

[stoic girder]

The AI logs how much a car drives
People get a fine in the mail based on how much they drive

its a fucking carbon tax

[hazy finch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/946520764297912343/1183124056845844590/togif-2.gif

[low atlas]

alyo alyo

[inland jackal]

https://youtu.be/48sliCXp7bc?si=4oYQGm32HmLaKVwU

Zato ludujem

Crna golubice
Ko ti nocas ljubi lice
Zbog te ljubomore
Ja imam nocne more

[deep topaz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/963935000275877952/1226538517975273622/caption.gif

[inland jackal]

https://youtu.be/nOl8UqZHlVg?si=tX48tE_OVM9d_R-s

[signal cobalt]

and 3 rusty and weathered zinc-copper coins

[dreamy flax]

📚 wood

What Dick Cheney gets when he hears the word war. Usually [stroked] by dumbass [dubya]. Coined by [Bill Maher]

[signal cobalt]

dudes will look at this and just say "hell yeah"

hell yeah

[inland jackal]

Hell yea

[broken topaz]

Kunesh wouldnt stand a chance against kcd 2 henry

Bro is bulked up

[ancient barn]

me when i come up behind him and choke him out

and proceed to rob his house

[broken topaz]

Skalitz was pillaged long before the cumans arrived

[ancient barn]

so true

was i the true cuman all along

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-dancebattle-dance-battle-gif-25873959

[glad carbon]

cori

cori

[broken topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/desrgraça-gif-27338068

[ancient barn]

"rts"

[glad carbon]

hi stinky

[broken topaz]

hello stinker

[ancient barn]

🚿

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crying-cat-sad-cat-snaugz-gif-25724376

[ancient barn]

https://tenor.com/view/soggy-cat-gif-5230434060612508653

[glad carbon]

do u wanna play games

[broken topaz]

in general?

Probably not, id rather be frotting

[ancient barn]

[broken topaz]

but if you are asking if i wanna game rn with you

that depends on the game

[glad carbon]

[glad carbon]

what games would you play :3

[broken topaz]

i dunno

i only ever play games alone

[ancient barn]

so real

[glad carbon]

do u wanna rts

i decided i gotta stay up all day

[broken topaz]

isnt it like

1 for you rn

1 am

[glad carbon]

yeah

if i sleep now imma wake up at 1pm and i gotta do classwork and cleaning

[ancient barn]

oh so frot is american

like me

hmmm

middle of the us

[glad carbon]

makfar arent u west coast

[ancient barn]

ye

[glad carbon]

like oregon or something

[ancient barn]

WA

[broken topaz]

cant you just do classwork now

[glad carbon]

rip

[broken topaz]

while you are still somewhat awake

[glad carbon]

yeah i could and i will

[ancient barn]

not seattle ew

i hate cities

[broken topaz]

definitely better than wasting your time

[glad carbon]

honestly anything on west coast that isnt a medium to large town/city is kinda weird

[ancient barn]

its pretty chill up here

[glad carbon]

idk theres still some nasty bible belt levels of homophobia out in the rural west coast

[ancient barn]

haven't seen it

[runic kernel]

Hi Cori Hi Makfar Hi W Hi ledy Hi Ivan

[ancient barn]

hi car idk

[broken topaz]

haiiiiii

[snow fiber]

I feel like you can find insane levels of homophobia in any state if you look hard enough

[ancient barn]

so true

which rts are you think frota

[glad carbon]

idk but its like not just a weird town or two that prays to the confederate flag or whatever

its like a good chunk of rural west coast

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-385202266665379022

im gonna do work now

[broken topaz]

Cabbit

[ancient barn]

[glad carbon]

cori convinced me

[broken topaz]

Its the right thing to do

[ancient barn]

frota do i need to reach a certain silly level to be a true friend

[broken topaz]

you need to be homosexual

to be his friend

[glad carbon]

idk im tweaking

i wanna play rts games but also i dont

[ancient barn]

you know

i've had those exact types of feelings

the desire to play

but not the will

you know what i mean?

[broken topaz]

im not in the state of mind to play gates of hell rn

[pastel quartz]

Frotas tweaking

Bed time

Also

@tidal trellis

[ancient barn]

its funny that my only real rts games are total warhammer and dawn of war

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/831989174416179213/1276180845421395968/buh.gif

im gonna go make coffee

cori do u wanna vintage story later

or are u sleepin

werent you trapping some chickens or something

[ancient barn]

dang don't own that either

[hot solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/on-gang-cat-orange-cat-cute-yuanbao-gif-17083873509693629378

[ancient barn]

guess i'll just thieve in kcd

[inland jackal]

Holy jesus

[ancient barn]

[broken topaz]

annoying as retard telling us how he blocked normal people

[ancient barn]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-blocked-superiority-complex-thanos-gif-22859838

[snow fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-block-blocked-respond-message-gif-20972134

[glad carbon]

weseli is a weird creature

dude just goons to rando's pfps all day with the bot

[steel bone]

Why not

[glad carbon]

"ewww guys look at this" and he asks the bot to generate some furry zorn pfp for him to goon to

[glad carbon]

omg hi dis :3

what games do u play

[steel bone]

Hmm

[glad carbon]

pull up profile of trans furry
react it
?????

what does weseli mean by this

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to t1duckyba

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[ancient barn]

bruh

[steel bone]

Started playing cs2 recently. There's also Ultrakill and.. nothing more, i have no time to play

[ancient barn]

you can't make this timing up

[glad carbon]

[inland jackal]

Disgovna

[glad carbon]

we should play silly games some time

[inland jackal]

[glad carbon]

disowned do u have arma

[inland jackal]

Disgovna

[steel bone]

Nei

[glad carbon]

do i have you added on steam

[steel bone]

Nei

[glad carbon]

😭 wow he really does have the generic slav steam library

disowned should i get you metro games

[severe flicker]

so uhhh dont delete your documentsui app

its more than just the ui that gets axed

and

it seems to need it to boot

idk why

[glad carbon]

system32 is only 32 bit

ur pc runs 64bit

delete it

[severe flicker]

seems like an overrreaction from my phone

[glad carbon]

deletes the GUI from phone

brother why

modern phones are like 80% gui

[severe flicker]

if i delete file explorer in my linux...

ah

if i delete it on widonos

ah

i see

[severe flicker]

i see problem

[glad carbon]

hi blurry

[severe flicker]

yea theres no fuel anymore

its all carbon

[slender rock]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1LXQ7xqksXo4q4r5oCxW7M?si=c29855c9337d48b9

[snow fiber]

My friend was paranoid of having a virus so he wiped his entire C drive once, I had to fix it

[severe flicker]

?

what did he do to make him paranoid

[slender rock]

Get up get up now

free yourself from yourself

[severe flicker]

wouldnt it be able to hop across the network?

id hope he has per device firewalls at least lmao what

well to be fair if you might have a virus you wipe

so theres that

[snow fiber]

Well he did a full wipe and reinstall etc, this was after that and he did it on accident

[severe flicker]

accident?

[snow fiber]

Yes he accidentally deleted his OS

[severe flicker]

brother thats the point

[severe flicker]

war thunder better

more documents to hoard

[tight rune]

More people getting a spot in the correctional facility for dissemenation of classified information

[ancient barn]

so true

[narrow lotus]

@stone blade @river zealot @inland jackal

[inland jackal]

[glad carbon]

hiiii :3

[narrow lotus]

i go to gym now

[glad carbon]

hows it goin frotter

[narrow lotus]

then i buy monster

[glad carbon]

what type

[narrow lotus]

imma see what is in store

[glad carbon]

didnt even plan it out?

[narrow lotus]

i like to be surprised

[narrow lotus]

has to be no sugar tho

might get a mango loco tho that shit is too good

[glad carbon]

@coarse bear where u at in uhhh

lil creature puzzle game

[coarse bear]

Volcano

[glad carbon]

tough

[frail scaffold]

Hii

[coarse bear]

It's rough in there

[glad carbon]

🦦

[frail scaffold]

🦦

[slender rock]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5pK4elvBpzeAk8amFG3NVN?si=e63eaa817dd84572

[frail scaffold]

Real

[glad carbon]

2 otters touchin, we call them frotters

[frail scaffold]

HUH

Also 4:20

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/893535625003802675.gif?quality=lossless&name=AlienPls&size=48

[ancient barn]

[pale ingot]

i think we have to throw you in a fucking meat grinder son

[ancient barn]

no two ways about it

[steel bone]

[coarse bear]

Fuck outta here

[pale ingot]

thanks G @coarse bear

[steel bone]

Saved then deleted

Don't you know him

[astral grove]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-steam-steam-sad-gif-9524752141311518885

[coarse bear]

Fuck no

Also

[coarse bear]

Stay on r/furry_irl

[lyric horizon]

[glad carbon]

i missed it

[astral grove]

see you there

[glad carbon]

send it here juno

[astral grove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1324357007733555313/download.gif

[glad carbon]

[lyric horizon]

I had 4 russians arguing on ranked

Dust2

[steel bone]

About what

[astral grove]

do people still play that god forsaken map

[lyric horizon]

Its good

[steel bone]

Don't say like that

[lyric horizon]

Though it was better

[astral grove]

[lyric horizon]

Back when you could snipe mid from T spawn

[steel bone]

Barely changed, you could also get sniped as well

[lyric horizon]

First it was because they planted on A and dude was camping with awp in the CT door

[steel bone]

AT?

[lyric horizon]

Fuck

Anti terrorist

[steel bone]

Bro who calls them ANTITERRORISTS

[lyric horizon]

You say CT in english, yea?

[steel bone]

[steel bone]

Yes

So double-door

[lyric horizon]

I played CS in Polish since forever

[steel bone]

At the mid

[lyric horizon]

Though I know the callouts in English

[lyric horizon]

Then one didnt drop another guy despite having 7800 dolla

Then it went into voice chat screaming

I was laughing my ass off

Best part

Votekick: dude 1, started by dude 2
Dude 1: твоя жизнь кикний
Votekick succesfull, dude 1 has been kicked

Oh and I made a mistake, it wasnt ranked

It was the normal one

[steel bone]

Damn not even ranked?

[lyric horizon]

Yep

[astral grove]

unranked dust2 seems like actual hell

[steel bone]

It is hell

[lyric horizon]

Then we did some winged and a ranked on mirage

The mirage one went good

Oh and I unlocked rank for winged

[ancient barn]

diagnosis, terminal: rot

[lyric horizon]

Guess what kind of Gold or Global Elite I got

||silver 1||

[naive bison]

fried eggs and turkey ham

[steel bone]

Lul

[glad carbon]

big back

[lyric horizon]

I gotta crank those numbers up

[steel bone]

Well silver 1 is too good for me and my team

[naive bison]

[lyric horizon]

But CS2 ruined deagle recoil for some reason

[naive bison]

just needless cruelty

i'm on a diet and i get this sort of treatment?

so much for the tolerant left

[steel bone]

Cs2 ruined shooting experience in general

[lyric horizon]

High calorie diet I hope

[lyric horizon]

And you cant go back to GO now, can you?

[steel bone]

I heard you can but it's bootleg csgo

[lyric horizon]

Hmmmmmm

I wonder

If CSGO highest rank was global elite iirc

is CS2 highest rank "Two elite"?

[steel bone]

[glad carbon]

i miss csgo custom rpg maps

did u fellas ever play that uhh

[steel bone]

No, the highest rank you get is gold nova 3

[lyric horizon]

I gotta play community maps

[glad carbon]

fantasy one with ripped skyrim assets

[lyric horizon]

No

Silver IV

[glad carbon]

there was a cowboy one too with horses n shit

[steel bone]

Sorry for underestimating you

[lyric horizon]

I remember minecraft 1v1 maps

[steel bone]

[glad carbon]

😻

[lyric horizon]

Community maps were fucking awesome

[glad carbon]

disowned can we do minecraft uhh

capture the monument

[lyric horizon]

Brb

[steel bone]

Cap- what

[glad carbon]

the one where you gotta get the wool

[steel bone]

I play Minecraft solo

[glad carbon]

and metal blocks

[steel bone]

From time to time

[glad carbon]

lets touch iron picks vro

[steel bone]

W-

[glad carbon]

[frail scaffold]

Baby

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189395795550797824/1256613849701023764/Tumblr_l_127423286234254.gif

[glad carbon]

me

big chilling

[frail scaffold]

Lil chilling

[glad carbon]

[ancient barn]

fro, you should see me do my funny taktikz in DoW

[frail scaffold]

So talkative

[arctic pawn]

Good morning fellas

[steel bone]

[arctic pawn]

Sup diss

[inland jackal]

@arctic pawn

[glad carbon]

same

[naive bison]

dumbass cat 2 potato wedges for ears headass

oyster shell ear havin ass

[naive bison]

i like the instant reaction to slap the onion

[steel bone]

Real

[split canyon]

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[placid sail]

chemical warfare

[tidal trellis]

I'm having breakfast!!!!!!!

[inland jackal]

Whatcha got

[steel bone]

Sausages

[tidal trellis]

I'm not saying it again, I said it a million times!

[steel bone]

[inland jackal]

Fair enough, enjoy your dicks

[tidal trellis]

You old man, W even more than-

[inland jackal]

[tidal trellis]

EW NO

[inland jackal]

Old man

[stone blade]

Cock

[inland jackal]

Dude is one year younger than me

Calls me old man

[stone blade]

I call my colleague grandpa
he is 30

[glad carbon]

hag
20-something year old woman

are gamers retarded

[stone blade]

They are

[glad carbon]

hags are like hagraven tier

gotta be pushing 80

[glad carbon]

omg hii ivan

have u tried monster ruby red yet

[stone blade]

uhh hello frota

I haven't

I'm having classic one today

black and green

[naive bison]

that's the one with the hrt chemicals

that's why he wants you to try em so bad @stone blade

[stone blade]

Not falling for it

[glad carbon]

damn they must be losing SO much money selling these

[naive bison]

nah they are selling to the target demo

it's all good

it's all interconnected with the thigh high sales and all that

[glad carbon]

i mean the cost to produce vs cost to purchase is like

3:1

that doesnt seem profitable

[naive bison]

@glad carbon loss leader

it all comes back in like

programming college tuition

to the big Globo Homo

[stone blade]

@glad carbon what is the reason for you saying hi

you never do that

[glad carbon]

[stone blade]

this mans is onto something

[glad carbon]

ivan are you rts gaming

[stone blade]

rts?

real time sex?

no

[glad carbon]

or do you only play isaac and tarkov

[stone blade]

Tarkov and isaac

[naive bison]

ivan only does single player sex

[stone blade]

[lost tartan]

clearly

[glad carbon]

hiii catposter

[lost tartan]

hello

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-cat-silly-cat-happy-cat-smile-gif-11748501437476694103

[naive bison]

ai

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-cat-cat-gatito-crazy-insane-gif-4445261359056491120

[arctic pawn]

@inland jackal

[glad carbon]

nuh uh

[lost tartan]

I have man cat yes

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-385202266665379022

[naive bison]

real

not ai

[arctic pawn]

i have hundreds of GB of cat memes

[naive bison]

what logo is that

oh chromakopia

[lost tartan]

1,2GB

[split canyon]

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[glad carbon]

catallica

[tidal trellis]

[shell venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1326555706123354142/9g0efd.gif

[glad carbon]

hi pookie

[arctic pawn]

psyop brainwash time

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/hypnosis-gif-20354324

OOOH

YOU WILL GO OUTSIDE

[ancient barn]

engage in the rage within.

[visual stirrup]

YOU WILL TALK TO WOMEN

[arctic pawn]

YOU WILL PET BNUIESS

YOU WILL HEAR THEM MUNCH

https://tenor.com/view/bnuuy-bunny-shitpost-rabbit-mm-yees-bnuuy-gif-7970488282837678817

https://tenor.com/view/consider-the-following-petting-rabbit-pat-patting-pet-gif-27434430

[tidal trellis]

Am not that!

[tidal trellis]

Cute!

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/gay-seeking-rabbit-meme-caption-gif-24264024

man i like bunnies

they are delicious

[astral grove]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-9819966318262619728

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-funnt-cat-black-cat-sleepy-cat-gif-16409614852005252877

[wooden surge]

@glad carbon

[pale ingot]

me rn

[arctic pawn]

the other song was scarier

[pale ingot]

you got the dud

[arctic pawn]

there is more on that one

lmfao

[placid sail]

didn't know cars could eat shrooms

[arctic pawn]

they can

shimeji

[inland jackal]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/s/loDm5b7Onm @river zealot @narrow lotus

[arctic pawn]

@inland jackal

[inland jackal]

@arctic pawn

[glad carbon]

hiiiii

[naive bison]

is it legal to be that small?

[inland jackal]

@eager igloo

[glad carbon]

no

[naive bison]

10 years in prison

[glad carbon]

prison time until he big again

[eager igloo]

Im in the mountains can't talk

[inland jackal]

Dew

[glad carbon]

menace wake up

[arctic pawn]

i think id eat snow if i saw snow

never seen snow irl in my life

[inland jackal]

@steel bone hes a brazilian

Ofc he hasnt seen snow

[arctic pawn]

indeed

i literally live in the middle of south america

[wooden surge]

Hi creature

[arctic pawn]

la creatura grindset

[glad carbon]

😻

[steel bone]

[glad carbon]

same

wait fake

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/running-away-alaskas-deadliest-vole-snowy-area-boop-boop-boop-gif-18824270

[glad carbon]

i havent lived in an area where it snows

[wooden surge]

I literally have snow outside my window now

[glad carbon]

can i come over

[arctic pawn]

[wooden surge]

Sure

[glad carbon]

[pale ingot]

yeah you would fuck snow

you seem like the type of person to

[arctic pawn]

i think its too cold for my pp

🥶

[wooden surge]

It's not a lot of snow, but it's there

[arctic pawn]

i mean if i do that might as well put my penis inside the frigde

[steel bone]

Wtf

[lyric horizon]

You would get a fucking throat ache

[arctic pawn]

indeed

[steel bone]

• diarrhea

[eager igloo]

Yeees

[lyric horizon]

Oh

@arctic pawn If you ever see snow, eat the yellow one

[stone blade]

cock

[lyric horizon]

It tastes like ice cream

[eager igloo]

Did a record time

[lyric horizon]

[steel bone]

Lemon one

[glad carbon]

yeah raw snow isnt good to eat

[lyric horizon]

True

[glad carbon]

u gotta boil it first

[lyric horizon]

Sweet stuff

[stone blade]

you people need a beating ngl

[arctic pawn]

ever ate yellow snow?

[lyric horizon]

Yes

[arctic pawn]

[lyric horizon]

They even gave me vacation

It was called emergency room or something

[arctic pawn]

why

we didnt even do anything...

[arctic pawn]

'cuz

[steel bone]

Kys

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/kys-keep-yourself-safe-low-tier-god-gif-24664025

[lyric horizon]

Are those m&m dudes a meme in Россия?

[steel bone]

https://tenor.com/view/intruder-lowtiergod-kys-gif-6701652745585782902

[steel bone]

No

[arctic pawn]

tht was unexpected

[steel bone]

[arctic pawn]

i am so bad at elden ring

i never get gud

[steel bone]

"I am Malenia, Blade of Miquella" x69

[arctic pawn]

ugh

imagine hearing the same fucking monoloque over 100 times

just to learn the patterns

[steel bone]

[lyric horizon]

Nah

Well, thou' art of passing skill

[eager igloo]

Another 100 to actually get her

[lyric horizon]

Warrior blood must truly run in thy veins, Tarnished.

[arctic pawn]

indeed

[steel bone]

And to understand that was only phase 1

[lyric horizon]

And then your mind intentionally makes you run into the flower

[arctic pawn]

reminds me of myself trying to play the kingdom come tournament without learning the counter attack skill

[steel bone]

Instant regret

[arctic pawn]

kept playying for more thann 10 hours

in the same tournament

[stone blade]

malenia ain't got SHIT on those birdmen from the dlc

and the storm guys

[lyric horizon]

Malenia aint got shit

She has scarlet rot

[steel bone]

Also guys
Who played Elden dlc already, how can you compare new Radahn and original Malenia

[stone blade]

I liked getting flashbanged every 2 seconds by radahn

it was nice

[glad carbon]

good night buddies

[stone blade]

gn frota

sleep hard

[glad carbon]

new is easier

[arctic pawn]

i managed to kill that fucking Margaret, Margot, Morgue, or whatever

the first boss with a cutscene

i am horrible

[glad carbon]

i only sleep hard with the homies

[arctic pawn]

at this fucking game

[steel bone]

What
Got old Radahn in 1st try

[stone blade]

ok bro

[glad carbon]

it was basically impossible for some builds since he would just snipe you 24/7

[arctic pawn]

i can even play lies of p normally and even have fun

[stone blade]

enough with the gey remarks

[arctic pawn]

but not elden ring

[steel bone]

I saw ridiculous combos from new Radahn

[glad carbon]

oil up vro

[arctic pawn]

there's something psychological on me

about this game

[stone blade]

ah hell naw

[arctic pawn]

that makes me be so fucking bad at it

[steel bone]

Just don't

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/oye-cat-enough-stop-petting-gif-8639785326678511628

[arctic pawn]

how do i dont be bad

how do i learn to play this shit

i feel like im hopeless and nothing works on the enemies

[steel bone]

All you have to do in this game is press spacebar in timings, drink potions to hold your health above zero, and hit boss till his health is zero

[tidal trellis]

Skrilll issue

[arctic pawn]

wow

[steel bone]

That's it

[arctic pawn]

valuable information

thanks guys

[steel bone]

3 steps to be a pro

[arctic pawn]

be good, dont be bad and dont suck at it

[steel bone]

3, not 30

You're not supposed to beat everyone in 1 attempt

[arctic pawn]

i hate this game imma uninstall this shit

[steel bone]

It takes attempts

[arctic pawn]

i feel so fucking frustrated

[ancient barn]

i'm gonna eep, did you want to play sometime when i wake

[steel bone]

The essence of this game is that you learn with every attempt

[arctic pawn]

ugh

[steel bone]

Until you outsmart the AI

And move on

[arctic pawn]

i know i managed to beat lies of p, armored core, even the crab souls

how elden ring

is so diffeent

from those other ones

[stone blade]

Elden ring is legit ez

[steel bone]

Play sekiro

[stone blade]

you can make yourself hella OP

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-cat-sour-cat-cat-meme-cat-gif-4305398913986271634

easy...

[steel bone]

Play sekiro man

[stone blade]

no joke its ez

[arctic pawn]

didnt tried sekiro yet...

[stone blade]

with the right build and talismans

you can mop the floor with the bosses

I go to fight foreskin duo just toss a sleep pot and nuke em

ez

if malenia does waterfowl

throw a freezepot

right as she jumps

she gets stunned and gets down

and youve cancelled it

[arctic pawn]

i beat wo long fallen dinasty

its a fun game

[arctic pawn]

i think thats the issue

the builds im using sucks major ass

[pale ingot]

how it feels to

[arctic pawn]

i was trying to use a blood/critical damage build

with dagger to deal extra damage

[stone blade]

nagakiba bleed build

[arctic pawn]

it works... sometimes

[stone blade]

bloodflame + naga + lord of bloods exultation + white mask

IF IT CAN BLEED

IT CAN DIE

[arctic pawn]

indeed

bro is very passionat eabout elden ring

[steel bone]

Yeah it was good, bleed build. But time has passed since then, the game updated multiple times and i heard it was nerfed to shit

[arctic pawn]

yeah i can see why it doesnt work so well

[steel bone]

I recall him cooking on the 1st boss

[arctic pawn]

that fucking margaret

oh...

[stone blade]

you can go for a caveman build

[arctic pawn]

it was literally the first one

[stone blade]

huge bonk

[arctic pawn]

the one where you should die?

i wish I had this skill

[stone blade]

dw

after the 300th attempt

you see through every attack

and start dancing with the boss

[arctic pawn]

managed to beat the last boss from devil may cry 5 in the beginning

didnt understand shit

[steel bone]

What?

Damn

[arctic pawn]

i kept reloading every time i get beaten up

until i actually killed him

and the credits rolled

literally

[steel bone]

Urizen is hard to beat at the beginning without any preparation or even some experience in this game

[arctic pawn]

after that i found out that you werent supposed to beat him

in the beggining

it was my first time playing

he was super hard

i kept reloading like

100 times

[steel bone]

Damn big flex

[arctic pawn]

how on earth i barely beat margaret

im telling you

elden ring winning a psychological welfare on me

[steel bone]

There's a summon unit before the entrance

Ivan used him to pass 1st boss

He's tanky, he provokes the boss

You can learn boss attacks

[arctic pawn]

does this summon unit works with... free elden ring?

[steel bone]

Yes

That's a bot

[arctic pawn]

hm....

damn i never really used that

lol

i though that this served as summoning other players

[steel bone]

You can see runes on the ground before the entrance

Tap on it and summon

[arctic pawn]

ill check this out... but i think it wont be the same with help, feels like cheating

[steel bone]

But you better hurry up since he's not invincible

[steel bone]

Ehh

The game is unfair sometimes

So if it is giving you this opportunity

Then why not using it

[arctic pawn]

it is but i feel bad going as low as the unfair game

[steel bone]

You'll improve your skill when you move further

[clear vapor]

If your son becomes a priest, do you call him father?

[steel bone]

Dw you'll meet this boss again

[arctic pawn]

indeed

i mea i need to learn to play this before trying to be a hero

[steel bone]

But that boss will be improved too

All it takes - attempts

10, 100

[arctic pawn]

lots of them

like 500

[steel bone]

Upgrade your character, levels

Use other weapons

[arctic pawn]

thats the point where i want to learn

sometimes i feel clueless

[steel bone]

Understand which of them are suitable for ya, they have different damage

[steel bone]

I used dual-wield sword

Fucking peak

And it's not like casual sword

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/becker-chungus-passos-anxious-worried-gif-16382924

[arctic pawn]

before the update i was trying to max my strenght to weild 2 giant swords

then used the amulet where the damage raises if you jump and attack

unga bunga grindset

[steel bone]

It's from a boss that looks like large snake, it's red yk

And it's active ability is to deal massive damage in the line before you AND has vampiric effect

[arctic pawn]

oh shit

health steal

can i have this skill too?

with a bauild?

[steel bone]

Yes and if im not mistaken, it returns your health back each time that fire line hits someone

[steel bone]

I don't think so, it's unique

[arctic pawn]

i get it

would be easier

if we have a health steal skill

[steel bone]

Iirc there's a talisman when you backstab enemies you get health

[arctic pawn]

🤔

[steel bone]

And it's not that late when you get it

Mid game or early game. That was long time ago and I don't remember

[arctic pawn]

the unga bunga build doesnt work so well anymore too

i tried

[steel bone]

What build? Unga bunga?

What's the essence

[pale ingot]

what the fuck are these guys on about

[arctic pawn]

before the update i was trying to max my strenght to weild 2 giant swords
then used the amulet where the damage raises if you jump and attack

[steel bone]

Aaah

That one

[arctic pawn]

man i loved that build

[steel bone]

Elden ring

[arctic pawn]

it was so funny

[pale ingot]

i realized

[arctic pawn]

it doesnt seem to deal much damage now, and its counter intuitive in terms of agility

[steel bone]

Have you tried frost build?

[arctic pawn]

i can get very fucked up

not yet

[steel bone]

It was peakier that blood one i swear

Not sure about now

[pale ingot]

just try winning

[arctic pawn]

thanks ham

i will

[pale ingot]

np

[steel bone]

I never used any build.
Just played with something i felt is good to play with

I see a sword, i see stats i need for it, i lvl up, i play and win

[pale ingot]

Legalize nuclear bombs

[steel bone]

[arctic pawn]

damn

and i was flexing before...

[steel bone]

Ye I'm just a casual elden player

I enjoyed the game, it is peak

[pale ingot]

nooo!! you need the retardpissbuild

youre not playing properly!!!

[steel bone]

The part where i didn't enjoy is before Elden tree

Where you meet Morgoth once again

And everything before him. Knights and stuff

It was fuckin lame. Skill issue on my side

Not even Malenia got me sweating like that

[arctic pawn]

yeah its super hard

fucking margaret tratcher

he is legit harder than other bosses

cant wait for the free version of black myth

i really wanna try that one

[steel bone]

Shush, mods won't like it

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/robot-hump-table-kitchen-horny-violent-gif-14456788325870272628

[arctic pawn]

i might be talking about the gamepass version

they cant accuse me of illegal things

[steel bone]

[arctic pawn]

i have 3 month free gamepass to activate

from discord

[steel bone]

Well, it's not free since it's locked behind actually buying that pass

[arctic pawn]

it will be free for me at least for 3 months

[steel bone]

So buying the pass means you bought the access to other games

[steel bone]

Peak

[arctic pawn]

it will be the 5th acount i be creating to get the free gamepass

[steel bone]

[lyric horizon]

You mean the capital?

That place was fucking shit

[steel bone]

Yes

[lyric horizon]

Especially the bowmen

[arctic pawn]

ah the giant bowmen that fucks you up from kilometers of distance

[steel bone]

That one is easy to dodge actually

[hazy finch]

i found a sesame seed embedded under my skin

anyway how has everyones day been

[steel bone]

P!translate ru i found a sesame seed embedded under my skin

anyway how has everyones day been

[foggy mantle]

Original

i found a sesame seed embedded under my skin

anyway how has everyones day been

Russian

я нашел семя кунжута под кожей
в любом случае, как у всех прошел день

[steel bone]

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/worms-skin-breaking-bad-gus-gif-25776725

[lusty sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-thepruld-silver-knight-escort-dance-coffin-anor-londo-gif-18427089

[eager igloo]

Whats in big chungus bag

[pale ingot]

Big chungus

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/cinema-ai-gif-4552698184117910519

[hazy finch]

there was this tiny little bump on my back thats been there for a couple days and it was a little bit itchy then i realize it feels like a pimple so i went to squeeze it with my fingers then a fucking sesame seed came out

[steel bone]

[eager igloo]

No way

[pale ingot]

He's in there

[naive bison]

i dont think it was a sesame seed

[steel bone]

Then what

[arctic pawn]

definetly not sesame seed

[steel bone]

[arctic pawn]

guys check the doctor

legit keep yourselves safe

lmao

[hazy finch]

oh well its in the bin now

[steel bone]

Torn a part of yourself and threw in the bin

Peak

[low atlas]

Nah it'll buff out

[arctic pawn]

thats why men die faster

[low atlas]

Chest cramps, nose bleed, and neverending hunger?

Yea yes

Tmrw better

[lusty sonnet]

Buff it out faster before you die

[arctic pawn]

buff it out

what does that phrase means

[lusty sonnet]

Ask surrae

[arctic pawn]

i read the word buff on games like ragnarok

priston tale

buff your character

[low atlas]

It's like

[arctic pawn]

i dig that meaning

[hazy finch]

doing fent

thats how you buff it out

[lusty sonnet]

Toughen it out

[arctic pawn]

i heard that buff is also when you use drugs through your asshole

is that true?

[low atlas]

yeah but it's actual meaning is just repairing smth, fixing small imperfections

[coarse bear]

Buff it out?
Think of it like buffing a scratch out of car paint

[low atlas]

yeah kinda like that

[arctic pawn]

ah yes

fix it

[low atlas]

But instead my body will fix it for me

[coarse bear]

Buff out, polish, etc

[low atlas]

Clueless

[arctic pawn]

now i dig the meaning

damn

[hazy finch]

put some scotch tape over it she'll be alright

[arctic pawn]

woudlnt get it at all if it wasnt this convo

[lusty sonnet]

Warframe will buff it out for me

[low atlas]

Alternative case could be the youths version

Thug it out

[arctic pawn]

nice

[low atlas]

been doing a challenge w my friend who's getting into the game, no market

new account to walk through the game with him

[lusty sonnet]

Invite me for farming

[arctic pawn]

its like those cartoons where the dude blows its own fingers and pops out the arrows on his skin

[low atlas]

Koumei is absolute peak

[lusty sonnet]

Gambling lady

[low atlas]

We're barely mr5

[primal rapids]

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_sq9iw0FAj61qmo2d4.mp4

[low atlas]

Gonna do relics soon though

[lusty sonnet]

Invite me

[low atlas]

Next time we play sure

needy ass

[arctic pawn]

[lusty sonnet]

Gimme a time and place

[low atlas]

Whenever my heart doesn't give out on me

[tidal trellis]

[arctic pawn]

[low atlas]

Could be in 5 mins or 5 hours

[lusty sonnet]

Buff it out

[lusty sonnet]

Ayo

[low atlas]

I'm trying :(

[lusty sonnet]

Imma get on in 20 minutes

[tidal trellis]

DAMN!!!!!

[steel bone]

Bruh what are these

[pale ingot]

TWINK!!!!!

[tidal trellis]

HAM I SWEAR 2 GOD

I already broke my spacebar go away!

[pale ingot]

is there a problem

[tidal trellis]

typing is so difficult!!

[steel bone]

Yet you reply, everytime

[pale ingot]

just type bro

soft twink baby hands

[arctic pawn]

[low atlas]

tale as old as time

[tidal trellis]

its not easy!

[pale ingot]

yes it is

[arctic pawn]

use the voice message then

[tidal trellis]

I'm missing a whole spacebar!

I don't like my voice, so no

[arctic pawn]

like the semi analphabet people from brazil who cant type shit so they just use audio

on whatsapp

[low atlas]

i think flop replied to people harassing him more than my grandfather exhaled through his nose

[pale ingot]

needs more estrogen

[arctic pawn]

why would you give a shit about this

[tidal trellis]

why would I need that

[arctic pawn]

i dont like the sound of my own voice too but its the only one i have

[low atlas]

It's cus he's 40

[arctic pawn]

maybe because i live with that sound my entire life

[arctic pawn]

wait really?

flop are you a 40 year ol twink???

[tidal trellis]

I'm 20

bruh

[low atlas]

no no he's pretending to be 20

[tidal trellis]

SURRAE!

[steel bone]

I bet Flop has got voice similar to Fartfalla

[tidal trellis]

why u also slandering

[arctic pawn]

why tf is farfella

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/dripping-cock-no-way-in-hell-can-anyone-replicate-this-drip-drip-dripping-dripped-too-hard-gif-25616534

[arctic pawn]

who*

[steel bone]

You have to visit Voice channels more

[arctic pawn]

i do

[steel bone]

[tidal trellis]

work with me here surrae your either with me or your my enemy or whatever skyguy said

[pale ingot]

i will be visiting a voice channel

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/guffi-gif-244998524372052301

but im shy when speaking english

[steel bone]

I don't like speaking English too.
Everyone is like

..what?

[arctic pawn]

lmfao

my english is not very goo either

[visual stirrup]

what can you even do to your enemies?

[arctic pawn]

specially my talking skills

[steel bone]

Same

[arctic pawn]

i can easily write whatever

[tidal trellis]

something, idk

[steel bone]

I better reply with text

[arctic pawn]

but putting the words together while speaking is super hard

[steel bone]

At least someone understands me

[visual stirrup]

nothing, that's what

pussyboy

[arctic pawn]

indeed

[steel bone]

But

With no practice theres no skill

[arctic pawn]

plus i have to practice my hearing more, i understand like 50% of the conversation

some dudes just talk too fast

or have a super lazy talk

[steel bone]

So in order to improve talking in English you have to talk