#🎪bruh-fart
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its not as perfect of a solution because you still have mouse cable friction
not if you leave slack
are people doing 360° on their mouse that they snag themselves on the wire?
If you play CS or other low sens games it can get annoying
fr idk how you're getting your mouse stuck unless you have like 6 inches of slack or something
i need either a bigger sight or a thinner red dot
open both eyes
thats the thing you need a lot of slack because you make wide sweeping motions
with low sens
low sens is for people that are actually good at the game 
what game exactly lol
playing CS feels horrible
thats a skill issue I think
I hate games with a preestablished and heavily enforced meta
lemme show you my modified sight picture
I mean CS is kinda like chess at this point
@low atlas
yeah, but i like it
why not just get actual sandstorm lol
Toaster PC
noob..
doesnt run
bad pc?
Mfers run Stalcraft on toaster settings, them boys are out here struggling
I never really liked stalcraft
thought it would have pve but its entirely pvp
if I wanted to tarkov I'd just redownload it
mine is on max 
Frfr
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All I’m saying is so many people still run these Minecraft/roblox type games at the lowest settings possible still
time to get back on the osu grind (fuck)
dude

kids dont know the word Bamboozled
just use the irons at this point lil bro
irons are too dark
racist
i mean, you cant see them
Yeah, if it had pve only servers i might hop back onto it
@river zealot @narrow lotus @stone blade 
amazing mod
I’m on that grind for the VSSK right now
who else up thinking
Thinking? I edging
i am NOT thinking
next up is hive container 
Oh yeah? I’m still using a Soviet backpack with white/green Artis
UNATCO's newest agent has never used a gun in his life, but he knows how to swim.
This is a sentence mixing skit I made for my video essay: The Skill Issue
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Check out the full video essay, which is packed with this kind of humor.
It is of course inspired by the greatest: Deus Ex: The Recut
https://ww...
4.2 star
mania
currently asking a Russian friend to translate this and he says its almost entirely incomprehensible
Oh
makes it even funnier imo
Nvm carry on hamantha
oh hey its @naive bison
dude has the full battlestation setup
prolly only uses it to play minecraft and lol
and your evidence for such an accusation is?
you play lol
youre probably degenrate
the search function
bro, if the second word is in russian, the first word, if you read it in russian, is a slur 
the which

hachi mama
yeah apperantly churka in bulgarian means dick
its not russian, simple as

dont say that 
s-s-s-slur? 
speaking in bulgarian man 
the one decent russian dub of Generation Kill translated hajji as churka
felt like a bit of an escalation
send
which is rare for russian dubs

send it so we can fill it 
good idea
isnt the slur for uh, caucasians? Like caucusus mountain caucausians?
you know now that you said it, i do watch all movies in english
the one decent russian dub of The Witcher translated geralt's famous "fuck" in the market scene as "kurva"
fucking polish
me too
...what 
it's how i learned english lmao
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MODIFY MY GUN IF IT LOOKS LIKE ITS DAMN BLOCKED
siberian asians and central asians
is he just polish in the russian dub?
but I think mostly central asians
steppebros? 
bruh that's a small dog
hydra mount
no
but russian dubs of foreign movies always tone down the swearing
to avoid using any sort of russian swear word, they used a foreign swear word of the creator's native polish
even though The Witcher tv series is originally written and performed in english

Roblox ah game
literally is
the humble roblox logo in the top left
no swearing allowed in the russian orthodox christian minecraft server?
something like that
otherwise, the ministry of culture will get you
unless it's a slur against a minority 
Ah the witcher Netflix series what a gem
oh hey its that game with in depth gun customization on roblix
in life....roblix 
it really does look like he says 

The depth customisation in question being 4 handguard 
My electricity flickered and now my pc is off
Henry Cavil's vocal fry really suits geralt
And i dont feel like turning it back on
get an apc or whatever the fuck they're called
I guess im going to sleep early today
it acutally does go relatively in depth for a roblox game
They are expensive
Yeah I couldn't do it either
anyway im gonna go hit this shit brb
yes but it's good if power flickers alot for you
I would have if i had the money
me too 
I checked
it covers central asians and caucasians
im couscousian
I'm so glad I'm white instead of whatever you guys are talking about
And im retarded
oh yeah? what was your mother's maiden name? 
because it feels "safer"
i didnt hit that shit look at the accuracy graph dip
im covered by 2 walls
but i still jumped 164 ranks
manny is a fucking psychopath
corners are natural points of dominance
gotta be ready for whoever is breaching and clearing your house
also, any space near the edge of the bed is not fully open for use
putting it in a corner minimizes this loss of space
i legit can't sleep if i was in that picture
stops you from getting out of the wrong side of the bed

or you can get out the wrong side EVERY time
i need at least a wall at my head
I need to hear what the walls are saying
If you are quiet at night you can hear the gnomes
mine just call me the f slur
gotta renovate
so kind
that tactic isn't working nowadays
it's humid af
and i get more sick everytime i wake up
return 2 mountains ayyylmao
the walls were wet when i woke up today
I hate having a window directly behind my bed. I live in a winter wonderland and my window insulation is shit
and feet towards the door
best place to sleep is farthest away from the door
Love is in the air? Wrong. The fog is coming.
its the SMOG
It's the vapers
optimal sleep position
the fucking chemtrails
if you disagree you are a woman
A pretty woman?
i got my bed directly across the room from my door bro..
its over for me
fair enough
fixed

corner
based
my setup
brb gonna hit this shit
toward the door
to share the porn on your screen with your interloper
woman
my mom isn't gei
imagine being a W*man 
bro's room is the five nights at freddy's 2 office
can not get caught
yo you should put up cameras around the house

have a flip up monitor to look at them
i remember a caption like "porn artists when they live with family"

i have doors on each side
How long did that take
my bones ache
4 minutes (the song is 4 minutes long)
psycho
ok this guy has the five nights at freddy's 4 room 
can't have my back against the wall moments
what kind of fucked up room planning do u have
watc out dont let freddy fazbear bite
frederic
har har
of 87?
le bite de 87 
All excellently presented turkish...but where is saddam hussein in this?
La bite ("dick" is feminine in french) de quatre-vingt sept
inb4 octante
uhh no
but "bite" (beet-uh) is incidentally the french word for dick (penis)
yes that's why i used it
but why is the word for dick feminine 

Well turkish...i think we have THE best goon setup in the 21st century, we will watch your career with great interest
Why is the arabic word for marriage nowadays more commonly used to refer to sex?
it was always sex
what is marriage in normal everday arabic then? 
What comes after marriage?
some english retard probably fucked it up
zawaj
what the sigma
it's the official word since always
judge my sins (the closets serve different purposes)
pranked 
masterbedroom type shit
SexFart
no nightstand?
no nightstand
psychopathy
more accurate is sm like this for the desk
is ham in the closet? 
in which one though
his bedroom now
fixed it
real
I am a overachiever what can i say

I will do my take on this then
interior design fart
this gives me fucking ptsd
love L desks
its The Hole
greatest thing ever
i don't wanna calculate the paint used on each wall 
rotate your desk so its flush with the corner you barbarian
it is
@visual stirrup
didn't know we were adding details to our rooms tho
i used the worng shape in paint
im gonna show you an evil ass room layout i had as a kid
im gonna mine too
now we need to get progressively more and more detailed in paint until one of us gets doxxed
wait till he finds out how germans structure numbers

second worst crimes from Germany is their language
as a tarkov player, that million dollar pc is just good enough for console frame rate
this shit is cursed
3 beds?
do you live in a Shein factory?
with 7 other kids?
the biggest one was the guest room
the window 
its a grad
desk facing the window isn't bad
until the sun says hi
it did that a lot
gn frens
gn bbg
my shit was facing toward the land of the rising sun
"world's best computer"
rx 4070

More ray tracing cores than megabytes all CoD games have at once
this is your room
yes it is
0 proof!
Face reveal
now don't disturb me :madgE: I'm watching my friend play stalker 2 and play bl2 
face reveal
Wheres the penis
face reveal
but also high 
elongated room

I'm going to kill you
Do you see my hat? THE RETARD HAT COMMENDS RESPECT
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REALLY?!
YES
no clue but seemed appropriate
fym no clue
You must not be around here
Flop is the lebron james of twinks
Source:
❌ not true!
@tidal trellis would you smash Sofia Vergara
idk who that is
Oh no that I am aware of. That's why I posted it. I thought he meant who's the character. Of which I have 0 clue.
search her you lazy ass
check her age
artyom did check it today

I DONT CARE
52
I just compared you to lebron do you know how much that means? Ungrateful

She's still hot
And she makes jeans now too so she's rich
I'm good, no thanks
If a smokin hot 52 year old rich cougar mommy wants to pick me up I'm down with it, she's cool with it
check dms
hi twink
I'd appreciate my friends stream not closing whilst I'm playing borderlands... 
if you are a hot latina and above 40 hit me up
GO AWAY HAM!
🤝
@tidal trellis stop changing the subject you twink, Sofia Vergara, smash or pass
I ALREADY SAID NO
1 million dollars or the perfect hot latina gf
you dumb rock
you dont even know who that is
ass central
oh now we insulting each other
I looked her up! and my answer is still no
@lyric horizon
reason being?
She doesn't have a wanner that's why Flop isn't into her
wtf
he loves men
king arthur couldn't pull me out that bitch if he tried
Giant alex the moment you bring up politics
idk who that is
I refuse to believe someone exists who doesn't know Mia Khalifa unless you are like old af
she has a good taste in movies tho
also didnt she retire
She does speeches at oxford
Pass, honestly. She's attractive but I do not like her.
I mean...if it's just a smash then....yeah probably. But no way I'm commiting to that.

about what lmao
Smash
Not marry
Not commit to a relationship
@tidal trellis what about Cory Chase
smash or pass
pass
Just in & out
Yeah I'd give her a squirt then
she has an onlyfans, nothing sexual either, I think just like actual skimpy pics, I bet she makes a fortune
that bitch ugly

you have to ask him about Hazbin Hotel characters or some shit 
idk who these people are!!!
no way you don't know brad pitt
what about terry crews
ok ok fine
too stereoptyical manly
Alistair, smash or pass?

MAKING MY WAY DOWN TOWN
can a man not play borderlands in peace 
the what 
who is this man you are speaking of?
you playing gai again?
the dude
We have a non-racist word for black people
understandable 
Not what you think
which one
your answer decides your fate
person?
I know of a AlastorAltruistDiedForHisFriends but not Alistair
@tidal trellis Timothée Chalamet?
@tidal trellis Mikhail Gorbachev
sugar daddy
idk who these people are!!!!
@tidal trellis Rambo
Smash Terry Crews? Nah.
I would smash a huge plate of nachos with him though. I hear he's a real kind and upstanding dude. Funny as all get out.
come on! 
Bring real women back
Asif Ali Zardari?
He would be the one smashing

they haven't gone anywhere
go outside fella
Smashing some good puns
I refuse to believe someone could not know a single one of the names mentioned
he is literally your president
@tidal trellis falco
!0flop
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bruh
he is
Yes

are you a woman?
Which one
think about it
playing gai?
TELL ME WHICH ONE
2
2
he plays 2
@tidal trellis Handsome Jack smash or pass?
check pins 
I'm playing Gaige, yes 
🤔
understandable
Flop's face space is reserved for his dom. Gotta have somewhere to spray on.
i missed the last note
Flop, say "I'm a gaige main"
@tidal trellis what you think about genshin impact?
I just don't get it. im straight as fuck and id still hit Timothée Chalamet
@tidal trellis twink
come on!
I have news for you
oh no I hope no one is hurt
you are definitely not straight as fuck
timothée can't walk straight
@tidal trellis opinions on the new weapon AK-50
that arrow has some bend to it
he's a little to the side

hes gei?
he got freedom bruh

Thats some ground beef!
you should be happy
why am i laughing out loud 
no issa a joke
also its not going that fast the video is very sped up
because you are psychotic
come on man
i know what you referenced
this guy looks like a mix between bob ross
and that really angry cooking guy i forgot his name
we're so back
that fucker opened the door and jumped of
not gordon ramsey
the one where theres a meme like "people are ordering food in my resturant this is a travesty!!!"
the guy who mentored ramsey ?
Marco Pierre White?
you are proving my point here
do anyone else think here
I do
ChefRush?

sending my squad of evil gypsy agents to lobotomize you
cant have thinkers here
yes that guy
yeah he looks 1:1 like chef rush
PLEASE NO NO BO BONOLNOOONOBON PLEASE PLS PLS PLS NOOOO
PLS

watch out they're gonna steal the iron from your blood
they left because there was nothing to lobotomize
brb gotta hit this shit right now
i wonder if we got guga here
They will find the 1 euro coin that I ate as a 3 year old
I doubt I shat it
a worthwhile investment
guys, is rsh12 break action 
man its crazy, any european I have ever talked to on discord always talks about gypsies
@stone blade
I think you might've encountered only eastern europeans
you have 2 options
gypsies
or indians
pick 


eastern europeans talk abt gypsies
everyone else pretty much just indians
ive overheard conversations about gypsies here in australia its certanly talked about past the borders of east germany i assure you
193 ranks up is actually fucking nuts at my level what the hell
ok brb lemme hit the same shit but the highest diff
i fumbled
@wheat kestrel fuck you 
@arctic pawn 
now it's a real horor game

wehrmacht my beloved
Hell Let Loose marathon type dream
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balls check 👍
if dark and darker gets guns ill have a reason t play
me too
i only ever bought for honor because pirate had a gun
@inland jackal 
@stone blade is this real
spent 30 minutes stealing some car and now the lag fucked up everythign
I thought you were actually committing a crime
No
I forgot nods and flashlight
again
two times
if we need nods one more time
this sucks
WHO THE FUCK IS MIKU NWO
i think im going for the 5th hour
Wow that's called dedication
because i have to go and reset shit
noticing things is racist!!!
this is so cag
so cag

yeaaaahhh
they fucked the recoil in that from what i remember
shitass evil recoil
not really that bad
hiiii @high wing
its the AK-74
gn twink @tidal trellis

guh? 
WOOO ANOTHER FOR THE COMPILATION
COME ON!
i must find a song and figure out how to edit (im dumb)
quit acting so funky fresh
i love him
hes a little weird
but hes cool
he gonna touch you bro watch out
i have a knife
quite a bit
i have a spoon




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i love the dwarf portraits in this game. they all look like this
and then you read the lore and find out thats a woman
busy did I add you on steam

i do not
ig?
i mean ostfront
the ww2 one
u stinky
you have more chances of making me play some odd minecraft modpack than some fucking run of the mill third player shooter # 255198
its an RTS
like come on man
:(
I can't even aim in marvel rivals
rts is better, but real life setting is boring ah
lets play minecraft then

it immediately brings to mind that meme with a German person working the field and coming back home just to play european farm simulator 2023
AH FINALLY SOME FUN
nah dog
sure
but some other time
already playing on a server with some pals
you should join that modded server in offtopic
ew, offtopic
oh I absolutely can and will
brainfart right now is boring and lame as fuck, but that doesn't make that reddit subsidiary any better
(says the boring and lame as fuck guy)
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omg hiiii silas :3
bro did not to empty the mag 😭
the actual vid is even funnier
he fuckin reloads the gun
yes

hop on atlyss
im starting to understand why people don't like the combat in pathfinder WOTR
I read the reviews of people saying stuff like "every dungeon is full of shitters and one guy that could split the planet in half" and thought they meant mini bosses
they were right
there is nothing worse than clearing a dungeon of shitters only to be met by Azgrazaelgama the Bitchless who can do 9 attacks per turn with a 25DC and a scimitar that does 40 damage on a non crit (your tanks have like 75 HP)
the scimitar is also a +6
mhm
Into the midius
go play with your legos
no
omg hiii ezoni
woah hes right tho
Hi
new creature pfp?
shit he right
he reached a millisecond of enlightenment
Rookie mistake
omg good afternoon :3
Hello frota 
whats up lil fella
Ye olde Arma 3 medicine
have you seen his divorced dad's trading cards
awesome stuff
hiii bogdan :3
omg Frota hiiii
Gud
i think if i'm a human or a slightly larger race than that, and I'm fighting a gnome / halfling, i should be able to either punt the fucker with and athletics check or strangle him with a strength check
bro is just like me asking people to play kill team with me
that's a long lost memory

I have not no
but have you watched the animated series

nah
I regret picking cavalier for this run
what are you playing
It feels like I have no strength whatsoever
Pathfinder WOTR
cavelier is op in actual pathfinder with ride by attack and uh
whats it called
spirited charge
charge maxxing
I don't know the ins and outs of pathfinder. I don't even know dnd

And I figured disciple of the pike would result in more than just a fucking +1 to pike attacks
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In this demon...
That's basically all it is
this is basically ALL i get for this subtype
i also get this but this is WAY shittier than it sounds
there is actually a good feat for this in real pathfinder
but also
there is a subtype class to replace it
Id say magic too
tactician abilities are "okay", but they're so not as good as they're described
So fucking true
Jorkin it rn
yeah maybe i should go to sleep
oh, some air makes you feel bad when you're near it? grow up
Ah ya smoothskin
#forgottenweapons #aug #steyr #fidf #falklands #malvinas #rifle #history
i wonder if ghouls have any real benefits from the radiation stuff
aside from being immune to radiation damage
they get healed by radiation
oh yeah
forest dwellers
SERVALS DO MEOW?!
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the plonker
my cat was messing with my cable while i was playing, i get my hand out for like 2 seconds to take her out and a dude appeared and killed me lmao
cod and cat timing

still got it





