#πŸŽͺbruh-fart

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sinful rune
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But it's a predditor term

eager igloo
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You feel tingly
liminal

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Easy

sinful rune
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So what did you expect

dreamy flaxBOT
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πŸ“š Dry / draΙͺ

  • Become dry or drier
  • A reformer who opposes the use of intoxicating beverages
  • Lacking interest or stimulation; dull and lifeless
  • Humorously sarcastic or mocking
  • Remove the moisture from and make dry
shell venture
dreamy flaxBOT
eager igloo
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You didn't encounter the word liminal?

river zealot
slender rock
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AI photo

river zealot
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ok buddy

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ai slop but ok

inland jackal
river zealot
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i wont judge

slender rock
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@river zealot Bussy? what did you just type

shell venture
slender rock
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brother

upper shore
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"Liminal space" was a term invented to describe a very specific feeling gained from looking at places that remind you of dreams and other weird shit, like places that should not be. Redditors having raw sex with it 17 times a day is a somewhat fresh issue.

sinful rune
ancient barn
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I will judge (harshly)

slender rock
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idk

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ree

inland jackal
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foggy mantleBOT
river zealot
sinful rune
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Okay that's worse

ancient barn
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Murder

upper shore
ancient barn
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Kill

slender rock
upper shore
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Nuclear launch detected

slender rock
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get fucked

upper shore
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THINKING ABOUT THE PENTAGRAM SYMMETRY OF THE ICOSAHEDRITE CRYSTALS ONLY FORMED BY NUCLEAR BOMBS AGAIN

sinful rune
shell venture
eager igloo
shell venture
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satanheimer

shell venture
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shimmy shimmy yay

sinful rune
upper shore
sinful rune
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Atheists when you tell them to believe in themselves but there is no peer reviewed study to back it up

stoic girder
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humanity is just one big convoluted satanic ritual

sinful rune
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Not really

sinful rune
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Humans are made by god in his image

naive bison
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if rightwingers and leftwingers actually go to war in the US who's winning

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i'm betting on rightwingers

shell venture
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but the people are retarded

upper shore
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There is nothing and no purpose? Funny.

shell venture
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i won't elaborate

sinful rune
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All the physicists who were atheists and became well renowned for their studies and discoveries turned religious

upper shore
naive bison
stoic girder
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There are no atheists in foxholes

lost tartan
sinful rune
shell venture
naive bison
shell venture
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a retard

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albert camus

stoic girder
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what did that retard do?

naive bison
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who

shell venture
inland jackal
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youyou what the fuck

upper shore
naive bison
shell venture
naive bison
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I DIDNT SEE THE LAST HALF

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i only see drinking gasoline

shell venture
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he was born algerian
fought for the french
and took a "neutral" stance in the algerian independance war against the french

inland jackal
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guys, when did sidorovich get an update

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foggy mantleBOT
shell venture
inland jackal
upper shore
pale ingot
shell venture
upper shore
narrow lotus
upper shore
pale ingot
naive bison
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WE ABOUT TO TAKE OFF

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EVERYBODY STRAP YOUR SEATBELTS

upper shore
naive bison
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peepostarechamp2 πŸ† ✈️ 🌬️

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A WHOLE BUNCHA TURBULENCE

naive bison
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got his balls clapping

pale ingot
naive bison
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how i be closing drawers with forks and spoons

upper shore
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There is a disproportionate amount of plane fuckers and furries and I can only hope that their autism comes with massively increased intelligence

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(if they're there, usually that means yes)

shell venture
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nerds should start fighting furries to clear their names

upper shore
inland jackal
pale ingot
upper shore
shell venture
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the crack slowly going as he continues to fire

clear bear
upper shore
naive bison
upper shore
river zealot
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@quaint ore

Нам Π½Π΅ Π±Π°ΠΉΠ΄ΡƒΠΆΠ° доля Π΄Π΅Ρ€ΠΆΠ°Π²ΠΈ,
На Ρ†Π΅ Π² нас Ρ” власні підстави.
Π‘ΠΊΡ–Π»ΡŒΠΊΠΈ ΠΌΠΎΠΆΠ½Π° ΠΆΠΈΡ‚ΠΈ Π² Π±Π°Π³Π½Ρ–?
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placid sail
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tell me everything you know about zozzona sauce and your experience with it, if any

river zealot
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yes

quaint ore
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Say thank you to my friend who used the spicy sunwheel patch in school

quaint ore
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We are listening to the same.song

river zealot
quaint ore
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УКРАИНО

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Tbf the lyrics also fit Lithuania

quaint ore
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I see Delight PMC

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Damn my brigade really going around

upper shore
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Sir yes sir

quaint ore
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12th Special Purpose Brigade "Brainfart"

river zealot
shell venture
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ΩƒΨͺΨ§Ψ¦Ψ¨ Ψ§Ω„Ψ¨Ω‡Ψ¬Ψ© 🀝 "12th Special Purpose Brigade "Brainfart

quaint ore
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I hear m8l8th songs and imma be real

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Not a fan

shell venture
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together against the tyranny of mods

pale ingot
quaint ore
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Also fuck

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I think school seats gave me a rash

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My fucking tailbone feels like I just ripped open a dozen of mosquito bites

upper shore
quaint ore
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Nevermind

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Its not a rash its just irritated

upper shore
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Give it vodka, instant mood cleanser

river zealot
stoic girder
quaint ore
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My fucking sweatpants had a plastic wire from the original mark

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Thats why

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It just rubbed against my tailbone

upper shore
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Oh damn

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Is it removeable?

quaint ore
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Yes

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I removed it

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I didnt notice it simply

upper shore
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Understood

quaint ore
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Anyways i will sleep in uhh

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12 minutes

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To get at least 8 hours of sleep

upper shore
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Good night, don't let the shadow demons bite

quaint ore
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Tbh I just got to the point where I would want to terrorise the demon

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Put the fear of the true creations of god in that bitch

inland jackal
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rakija was flowing through veins letsgooo https://youtu.be/m1tyCzg8aj8?si=blwiTJzKGOD2ZFcc

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@stone blade @fresh rose

quaint ore
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Oh you try to scare me by standing in the corner? Tell you that, you look damn hot.

Bend over bitch

river zealot
inland jackal
river zealot
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same

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i have to be up in 8 hours

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gonna take a piss and og sleep

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night frens

quaint ore
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Gn

quaint ore
upper shore
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Take 'em from behind

inland jackal
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@steel bone wanna see my concentration song KekSkew

stoic girder
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Why are all my sleep paralysis demons women

quaint ore
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Never had sleep paralysis

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Like genuinely

upper shore
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Thank god

upper shore
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Nightmares sure but no paralysis.

inland jackal
quaint ore
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Closest thing I came to is my body freaking out and dumping adrenaline at 3 am

inland jackal
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it makes me cut out everything outside of my hearing

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by disabling the hearing KekSkew

quaint ore
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I dont get sleep paralysis cause I genuinely cant fall asleep on my back

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I either lay on my belly or on the side half curled

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And have padding between my knees so I keep my back straight

upper shore
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Go-to is to be completely exhausted and collapse into whatever position

quaint ore
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Fair enough

upper shore
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Bed optional

quaint ore
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My bed is a mysterious place

upper shore
quaint ore
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I either take 3 hours to fall asleep or i daze off mid texting

quaint ore
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Tbh

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If it came to feeling i feel like I am pretending all the time

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Unless I am all alone, then the fucking existential crisis sets in

quaint ore
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Genuinely once came back home and sat on my bed for an hour just blank staring

quaint ore
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"Man I really gotta do something with my life"

upper shore
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The cognitive dissonance of "I must provide my life meaning and value to others" and "our only right is to die and I should expedite the process"

quaint ore
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The one thing which bumped my self esteem is my dad comparing me to his generation

"Your generation is the most athletic and active one I witnessed."

inland jackal
upper shore
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I am actually very surprised

quaint ore
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That comes from a post soviet dad

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Who saw the peak crimewave of 90s

inland jackal
deep topaz
quaint ore
inland jackal
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@potent hamlet @shell venture @river zealot look what came up https://youtu.be/0ZUSOC0MZ7M?si=o3eAxCQvZk4qMPR7 KekSkew

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sounds better than that brainrot version on titstok

shell venture
inland jackal
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purple screened onto ass KekSkew

river zealot
shell venture
inland jackal
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man i want to be green screened on some womans ass

slender rock
inland jackal
inland jackal
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@shell venture omegakekw

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hes on the pussy POGGIES1

upper shore
inland jackal
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the amount of sfx

pastel quartz
quaint ore
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I swear to god

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WHERE IS THE PROMISED

pastel quartz
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May your tainted soul find solace in god

quaint ore
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APOCALYPTIC WINTER -20 WEATHER

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IT DIDNT EVEN GO BELOW -10

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FOR 3 MONTHS NOW

pastel quartz
quaint ore
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LITHUANIA

inland jackal
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quaint ore
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I STILL RECALL THE FUCKING -24 DEGREE CELSIUS SNOW

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WHO THE FUCK

pastel quartz
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Maybe god just wanted to freeze your specific town or something

quaint ore
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I am asking

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Why he wanted to heat it uo so much

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Its just wet and miserable

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Give me my snow and cold

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I cant bear the salt and black ice evrywhere

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FUCK

stoic girder
upper shore
high wing
stoic girder
dreamy flaxBOT
inland jackal
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https://youtu.be/wXukke9xYDI?si=mVHps4TBT8IBHkXp @shell venture @river zealot @stone blade

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@steel bone

ancient barn
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uuuh

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i usually don't care, but this might do you in

stoic girder
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tch

ancient barn
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its your ass not mine

stoic girder
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1984

ancient barn
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just lookin out

stoic girder
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yeah i guess i was in the 4chan mindset

inland jackal
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stoic girder
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thanks for the heads up

ancient barn
shell venture
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@inland jackalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAkqJT_sMKQ&list=RD4B1ZXz70sCA&index=9

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spamming with songs i got this on youtube KekSkew

inland jackal
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lets see

shell venture
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a classic

inland jackal
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until you get serbian songs, we havent done shit

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but this shi is good

shell venture
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why would i get songs my part of the world don't listen to clueless

inland jackal
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you are at least honest unlike flop

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i listened whatever he threw at me

shell venture
inland jackal
shell venture
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that's not what i meant youtube

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racist bastards

shell venture
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chop suey guy

inland jackal
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who

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p!who2

foggy mantleBOT
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shell venture
inland jackal
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no idea

narrow sorrel
shell venture
# inland jackal no idea

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retard

inland jackal
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ohh

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its the song

shell venture
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who the fuck is this guy

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i see him on every gif

thin goblet
inland jackal
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@shell venture

inland jackal
thin goblet
inland jackal
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there we go

shell venture
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dramatic change lmao

inland jackal
shell venture
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me too

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probably a discord thing ?

inland jackal
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nopΕΎ

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this fucker is a lie

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the copy button

shell venture
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i just press ctrl c

inland jackal
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whatever i guess i will start ctrl c the link on top

shell venture
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cultist with a combo meter

shell venture
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cultic*

inland jackal
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πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ

stoic girder
narrow lotus
inland jackal
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@shell venture i bought hm 1 so i can play this when it comes out

ancient barn
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no way

inland jackal
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bought it off some site for 1.80e

shell venture
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is that a custom campaign ?

ancient barn
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hotline 1

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and its its own game

inland jackal
ancient barn
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it uses the same engine?

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iirc?

inland jackal
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one of them being stealtn

shell venture
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why do you need hm1 then ?

inland jackal
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stealth

ancient barn
inland jackal
shell venture
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not required then ?

inland jackal
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its free but reqires you to own hm1

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for the engine

shell venture
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ah

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so a mod basically

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kinda like entropy zero

inland jackal
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yea, huge overhaul

inland jackal
shell venture
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yes

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play it

ancient barn
shell venture
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really fucking good

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you should have hl2 since the anniversary

inland jackal
shell venture
inland jackal
shell venture
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cinema

inland jackal
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will check it out tmr

shell venture
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2 more expansions coming out

civic panther
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ill show you a specialist activity jokerge

stoic girder
inland jackal
steel bone
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@inland jackal popusi mi karu

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lox πŸ€™πŸ»

inland jackal
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tell that to your supervisor @coarse bear

steel bone
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p!translate ru supervisor

foggy mantleBOT
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Original

supervisor

Russian

Ρ€ΡƒΠΊΠΎΠ²ΠΎΠ΄ΠΈΡ‚Π΅Π»ΡŒ

steel bone
inland jackal
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rukovodilac yes

narrow sorrel
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rukocadillac

steel bone
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i already told that him once

inland jackal
steel bone
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uuuuuuhh

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@coarse bear popusi mi ga

inland jackal
steel bone
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solar coral
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FUCK Temporal anti aliasing, all my homies HATE this shit

tidal trellis
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are you guys on a timer?! really?!

solar coral
tidal trellis
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I do not answer to you madge

steel bone
inland jackal
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flop

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why are you lazy

stoic girder
inland jackal
stoic girder
inland jackal
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its the gta 6 song

tidal trellis
potent hamlet
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just had a little nap

inland jackal
inland jackal
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grow up and dont be gei

narrow sorrel
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he has maids because his electricity keeps blacking out

tidal trellis
heavy peak
inland jackal
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im adding 1 more collumn to my table of vpns

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which one do i add

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Unblock Netflix: From the servers tested, how many unblocked Netflix. Example: 4/5 – 4 out of 5 servers tested unblocked Netflix.

Torrenting: If the VPN allows P2P or not.

Logs: If the VPN company keeps logs of your activity while using the VPN or not.

Servers / Countries: Number of servers and countries available to connect to.

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im thinking torrenting hmmtodayiwill

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anyone that disagrees?

potent hamlet
inland jackal
potent hamlet
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my eyes kinda hurt tho

inland jackal
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get a cold water face splash

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they wont hurt after

glad carbon
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hiiii @solar coral @steel bone @heavy peak

pseudo sequoia
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Bruh

narrow lotus
magic tartan
inland jackal
glad carbon
shell venture
steel bone
glad carbon
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rat critter

shell venture
glad carbon
shell venture
stoic girder
glad carbon
shell venture
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shell venture
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my fav part of the penguins movie

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is the when he said

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"mr obama it is an honor to call you my"

narrow sorrel
# stoic girder

a real abusive relationship would always deflect blame so that the victim seems to be the perpetrator smh

#

bro is NOT relationshipmaxxing

deep topaz
#

maybe some bitches deserve to get hit dawg

naive bison
pastel quartz
#

keep your homies close but your haters closer

signal cobalt
#

im gonna cherish this forever

#

even though i have no idea who you 2 are, its beloved like a bro to me

digital quartz
#

that is an odd thing to latch onto

#

but hey

#

you do you

#

Finland you got a new parasocial friend

potent hamlet
#

I just saw two of the most cute cross-dressing manga lmao

#

LOOK AT THESE DRAWINGS

dreamy flaxBOT
inland jackal
#

yoink

potent hamlet
#

DAMN they're so cuuteee AAAAAAAAAAA

wraith osprey
#

You know what

digital quartz
#

crossword puzzles

wraith osprey
#

Nevermind

potent hamlet
potent hamlet
#

dude i should go to karate

#

fuck

#

i want some ramen

#

at least

digital quartz
#

you taking karate lessons?

heady crow
pale ingot
#

you will not fuck

heady crow
#

shes a femcel

stoic girder
placid sail
#

petition to put osaka in a giant blender and cook her into a chili con carne

deep topaz
#

seconded

idle veldt
#

Granted

stoic girder
upper shore
deep topaz
#

Zooted

river zealot
#

Woke up to explosions outside

#

I legit thought i was still sleeping

deep topaz
#

Gnocchi is outside

river zealot
#

Because that shit went on non stop for like a minute

stoic girder
inland jackal
#

@river zealot go sleep

idle veldt
deep topaz
#

it's 6pm on a tuesday

#

steam's weekly maintenance

#

do not panic

primal rapids
#

I just got out of the dentist, I am several hundred dollars poorer and can't feel half of my face.

placid sail
#

dentistry too expensive

#

remove teeth

#

eat puree

deep topaz
#

most of what you're paying for is just the pain meds

mossy void
pale ingot
# mossy void

me when the cia finally gives me a free unregistered firearm

mossy void
#

I love this video KekSkew

#

Crazed gunman guns down family of four and others

pale ingot
deep topaz
#

for honor was so fun in the closed beta when nobody knew what was going on

#

you'd see someone pull off a deflect and shit your pants

pale ingot
#

i lvoe my movie gun flintlock

stoic girder
#

Its gonna be even more expensive when she finds a better deal and makes him pay alimony

glad carbon
#

hiii @mossy void @placid sail

#

@idle veldt

placid sail
#

hi

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and goobye

mossy void
#

I haven’t laughed this hard in months

#

Good meme omegakekw

glad carbon
clear vapor
gleaming grove
glad carbon
mossy void
#

No you’re thinking of the galaxy note 7

#

Those were exploding in people’s pockets KekSkew

#

Iphone 6 is actually very solid

#

Holy hell, looking it up apparently samsung ended up spending 6.2 billion on the exploding phones incident

#

Estimated number but still, even if it was half that, it’s an insane amount

gleaming grove
#

My mom Iphone 6 still being used after 8 years

#

It is so broken it looks like its been through Iraq 3 tours

mossy void
#

Which is just a modern 6 lol

#

I love the 6, I would argue it’s their best version

gleaming grove
#

Imo everything after 6 is just a copy and paste of 6

#

With different camera

mossy void
#

Fits perfect in the hand, reliable, runs well, does everything a smartphone should do

#

They β€œupgraded” by making it bigger and more expensive

gleaming grove
#

I used to love Samsung Galaxy Edge

#

I had a S6 Edge it was the best phone I could have asked for until I lost it

mossy void
#

That’s the thing, all this talk about which phone is better really forgets to keep in mind that A smartphone is better than no smartphone

#

I love my phone, and as long as you love yours that’s all that really matters

stoic girder
mossy void
#

Now I can’t really get behind androids, mostly because I’ve always used iphone, but I can easily understand why people like them

#

I hate to say it but, they always felt cheap in my hand

#

Screen wasn’t super responsive, the plastic back felt like it would shatter if I dropped it, slow
Now, I probably just had a bad first impression, but I can’t really see myself getting an android

stoic girder
mossy void
#

Gooner humor

ancient barn
stoic girder
clear vapor
ancient barn
#

πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ salute

mossy void
#

White screen but cool anyway

stoic girder
high wing
ancient barn
glad carbon
#

@high wing dawn of war

high wing
#

ok

ancient barn
glad carbon
#

when

high wing
#

no

glad carbon
glad carbon
ancient barn
#

hello

glad carbon
#

UMW mod when

ancient barn
#

is that supposed to be unification?

glad carbon
#

for assault squad 2

ancient barn
#

don't have

glad carbon
#

its like 5 dollars

ancient barn
#

i'm poor atm

glad carbon
#

arent we all

ancient barn
#

looks at prime

#

no

glad carbon
#

hows it been @ancient barn

upper shore
slender rock
glad carbon
#

@upper shore hi twink

idle veldt
ancient barn
minor cypress
#

Shalom brainfart

storm stream
ancient barn
glad carbon
mossy void
potent hamlet
#

We've come too far

potent hamlet
#

Chicks are the young chickens or birds

#

Chico comes from latin, ciccum I thought it was, that means: "Something of low value" and chica is the feminine version of chico

potent hamlet
#

Who we are

#

So let's

#

Raise the bar

#

And our cups to the star

final rose
mossy void
narrow sorrel
#

is that why it's called the birds and the bees? snigsmile

storm stream
narrow sorrel
#

So the chicken came before the egg?

storm stream
mossy void
#

(Birds relates to egg-laying and bees relates to pollination)

stoic girder
storm stream
mossy void
#

People fuck birds and bees

#

Regularly

#

It would happen so much they made a saying for it

stoic girder
#

white women fuck bees

#

watch the bee movie

mossy void
#

That was his wet dream bro be fr

#

She was NOT interested in him

#

It was strictly professional

#

On her end

#

She was just happy to have a friend, he was making it out bigger in his head than it actually was
She shook his hand and he started wanting to marry her omegakekw

stoic girder
deep topaz
#

the mars

#

sogg

#

meev

mossy void
#

Worm regards

ancient barn
potent hamlet
#

She's up all night to the sun

#

I'm all up night to get some

#

She's up all night for good fun

#

We're up all up night to get lucky

high wing
#

osaka finally sings a song i know

ancient barn
#

can you really call it singing if youre just typing it

mossy void
#

Osaka is singing it in her head

potent hamlet
potent hamlet
pastel quartz
#

fart porn

#

oh wait this isnt google

mossy void
potent hamlet
#

Ngl I like Pharrell Williams and Bruno Mars lmao

#

They're like my guilty liking

mossy void
#

Two trucks

#

Having sex

#

Two trucks having sex

potent hamlet
#

My mf cat clawed me yesterday in the toe and apparently hit just in between the nail and the skin

mossy void
#

My muscles, my muscles, involuntarily flex

glad carbon
#

what if breezy was evil

#

and called sleazy

potent hamlet
#

I think it was Pharrell Williams that had a song with Snoop Dogg

mossy void
potent hamlet
#

My man was absolute hood and decided to go with pacifism

glad carbon
#

how would it be funnier

potent hamlet
#

He actually has like 6 songs lmao

#

The fanum, exterior like fish eggs, the interior like suicidal wrist wrecks

#

I could exercise you, this could be your physEDs

#

Cheat on your man homie, AHH, tried to sneak through the door man

#

Can't make it, can't make it, the shit's stuck

#

OUTTA MY WAY SON, DOOR STUCK, DOOR STUCK

#

PLEASE

#

I BEG YOU

#

WE'RE DEAD
YOU'RE A G-G-GENUINE DICK SUCKER

mossy void
glad carbon
glad carbon
potent hamlet
#

The fathom

stoic girder
potent hamlet
#

The fandom

#

The phantom

deep topaz
#

the fartnom

potent hamlet
#

The fart mom

#

The fashion

potent hamlet
#

I once was telling a dude in a Yamaha MT-09 that his bike sounds cool and he took it like: "Rev it" and he revved that shit up

#

Was way better than I expected lmao

potent hamlet
final rose
#

What did you have on you?

deep topaz
#

8 pounds of C4

potent hamlet
final rose
#

Guns Osaka.

#

Guns

potent hamlet
#

None, just a pocket knife, cigarettes and a lighter

#

And my phone

final rose
#

Pocket knife

potent hamlet
#

The funniest thing was when I gave him my ID and I got closer to see the tablet because I was curious and the dude even showed it to me

final rose
#

Okay I will take it

potent hamlet
#

I think I look mostly non threatening lmao

astral grove
#

what is this new meme

potent hamlet
#

Sometimes I hate having period cramps, but man, I prefer this than risking getting a testicular torsion

#

Like, you can be walking around and your testicle just decides to twist and give you the worst pain in the world and even kill you or get it amputated if you don't go to the hospital immediately

final rose
# astral grove

365 showers
Barely all of the people in this channel will have 1 this year

gleaming grove
#

Testicular Torsion

glad carbon
final rose
potent hamlet
#

At least I know when I'm gonna get period cramps

potent hamlet
final rose
pastel quartz
astral grove
final rose
#

True

glad carbon
#

finland what about the sperm cramps

final rose
#

The what?

potent hamlet
glad carbon
final rose
#

Is that a gooner thing?

pastel quartz
glad carbon
pastel quartz
#

I personally don't often ponder whether I would want testicular torsion or a menstrual cycle so I'll leave it to the professionals to decide

final rose
potent hamlet
pastel quartz
#

that's my choice

final rose
#

Let's stop at you do you osaka

pastel quartz
#

no this is fasinating

final rose
potent hamlet
pastel quartz
#

this is why I come to brainfart

pastel quartz
potent hamlet
potent hamlet
pastel quartz
#

have you secretly been a heroin addict this whole time?

#

explains a lot

potent hamlet
final rose
potent hamlet
#

Imagine a little minuscule tube of metal that can save your life in 1000 ways

pastel quartz
#

this is a kind of autism that really makes me want to do cranial measurements

potent hamlet
pastel quartz
#

I wish that was the kind of stuff I would obsess over, instead I can just yap about elden ring lore for 4 hours straight

potent hamlet
#

A metallic little knife that can cut your skin, fat and meat without causing big harm to the body

final rose
#

Don't know

pastel quartz
#

needles are cool because I can poke random people on the street with them and make them think they got aids

final rose
#

Did you?

pastel quartz
final rose
potent hamlet
pastel quartz
#

Ok, I'm doing being a corny edgelord sorry for the bad jokes

pastel quartz
potent hamlet
#

I couldn't sleep thinking I was going to get something

#

Then it was nothing

pastel quartz
#

did you not have the tetanus shot?

potent hamlet
#

I was like 6 years old and already contemplating my death

final rose
#

It gave you ADHD

pastel quartz
#

type shit, I once swallowed a lego stud and thought it was over

#

I was a dumb kid

potent hamlet
potent hamlet
pastel quartz
#

guh, where am I?

#

why is there oily men on my main monitor?

fallow trellis
#

youre in the worst discord server

potent hamlet
fallow trellis
#

I stand corrected

pastel quartz
potent hamlet
#

Does Onision have a discord server?

pastel quartz
#

I bring the average iq in a channel to the single digits

fallow trellis
#

name is finland makes everything worse, accruate

#

lore accurate finland

potent hamlet
pastel quartz
slender rock
#

@potent hamlet

deep topaz
#

group masturbation starts in 5 minutes

potent hamlet
#

The Chinese store I go gave me a chinese calendar

high wing
#

as opposed to what?

final rose
high wing
#

a spanish calendar?

fallow trellis
#

chinese store, sells chinese shit, who would have known

potent hamlet
#

It says Chinese Neighborhood in there

deep topaz
#

tiny calendars have always been odd to me. no space to write anything

fallow trellis
#

doesnt seem like a chinese calendar

potent hamlet
fallow trellis
#

they usually look like this

#

and take up the entire wall

#

a2 paper or something

potent hamlet
final rose
potent hamlet
#

Because a Chinese man gave it to me

pastel quartz
#

almost missed it

slender rock
pastel quartz
#

life is better with munt buddies

slender rock
#

I do not like that

#

Unc and masturbation in the same context

#

I hate that

potent hamlet
#

Damn today is cold

#

Tomorrow I'll wear a hoodie

slender rock
#

get some fat on you then you'll not be cold

#

ya walkin stick

fallow trellis
#

if its cold today why wear the hoodie tomorrow

#

wear the hoddie now

high meteor
#

why take off hoodie

#

mold it into your skin

potent hamlet
fallow trellis
#

that was never stated

pastel quartz
#

I always wear* hoodies

#

"where hoodies" holy fuck I cannot spell to save my life

slender rock
snow fiber
#

My favorite character

#

Big balls

pastel quartz
narrow sorrel
#

and play it out Chadge

potent hamlet
#

Good Chinese food

narrow sorrel
#

"chinese food"

shell venture
fallow trellis
#

did a chinese person make it

potent hamlet
#

It's been days since I wanted ramen

#

And now I got it

#

I'm so happy

#

my cat just hit me again in the other toe

#

actual motherfucker

deep topaz
#

stop making your cat hit you

potent hamlet
#

the worst is that is not even mien

#

its supposed to be my brother's cat

#

but she likes spending time with me in the night

idle veldt
#

What do you mean your brothers cat

potent hamlet
#

he adopted it and wanted the cat to live mostly in the second floor

deep topaz
#

it's the family's cat

potent hamlet
#

but now she's here

idle veldt
#

Why would he want the cat to live mostly on the second floor

#

It’s the cats house now

potent hamlet
deep topaz
#

cats and barriers don't go well together

potent hamlet
#

yeah, apparently

stoic girder
potent hamlet
#

it was

shell venture
potent hamlet
#

delicious

#

worth it the walk

#

and the wait

#

oppa gangnam style

shell venture
stoic girder
shell venture
#

we do have robot gfs now

stoic girder
upper shore
stoic girder
shell venture
upper shore
stoic girder
shell venture
#

i hate sleeping in big open room

#

much prefer smaller packed with random shit room

shell venture
#

LMAO

stoic girder
shell venture
#

ok

#

now we're talking

#

holy cinema

upper shore
#

Behold, the sacred rootbeer shrine of autism

shell venture
minor cypress
#

Function over form all day, use everything until it breaks, dont need much

#

Simple as.

minor cypress
#

Anything else just feels like clutter or consooming.

upper shore
minor cypress
#

"What do you want for birthday/xmas/etc.?" Nothing, I'm happy. Chad

upper shore
minor cypress
#

And 99% of things i do want, i'll get myself when it has a reason

#

Man, if i could. I could go for a nice quiet cabin retreat

deep topaz
#

i need a cabin in the woods with a half acre to farm

#

that's all

minor cypress
#

Fiddle with making whacky firearms, or artisinal tobbaco or something

#

Or woodcarving.

deep topaz
#

i like the sten line of submachine guns. very utilitarian

#

not great, but does what it needs to

minor cypress
#

A friends dad is exmil, retired highspeed shit. Now all he does is build guns and make artisinal guitars

#

Dudes got it figured out

deep topaz
#

a man will be happy if he has something he can build and be proud of

prisma quartz
#

I never got the point of ads since I don't think i've ever bought anything because an ad told me

#

most of the time they just piss me off

deep topaz
#

if i see an ad 90% of the time it makes me not want to ever buy it

prisma quartz
# upper shore

this reminds me of the camel vs marlboro ad war
i literally saw both and in my autistic head went: "camel's ad is a 10000x better wtf does a guy riding a horse mean"

#

apparently most people aren't like that

upper shore
# prisma quartz most of the time they just piss me off

I like to judge ads based on how retarded their PR team is. The criteria for the ad is:

  • Does it tell me the product name
  • Does it give me contact information
  • Does it have any stupid pretentious skit in it that has no relation to the product
  • If it does have a skit, is it funny and/or based and related to the product
  • Other annoying shit. Idk maybe the narrator sucks.
upper shore
#

I've seen ads that fail on every mark and I have no clue how the PR team behind the ad was ever hired nor how the ad got a spot anywhere. Plus it costs a lot of money to host ads of any form, from youtube to billboards. Speaking of youtube ads, jesus christ these people have zero quality control. I've seen fuckin' chinese ai generated ads left and right.

upper shore
stoic girder
#

true

upper shore
#

Like wtf was Jaguar thinking

stoic girder
#

"any publicity is good publicity" is the biggest cope i have ever heard

deep topaz
#

i love seeing boner pill ads on TV with the fuckin AI slop voiceover

upper shore
stoic girder
#

great ad

deep topaz
minor cypress
deep topaz
#

a non celebrity human

upper shore
minor cypress
deep topaz
#

its so odd how much people hold onto cable

upper shore
minor cypress
#

I wish companies would bring back dunking on competitors to sell their product

deep topaz
#

every old fart i know is always like "YOU NEED TO WATCH TV!!!!!!!"

#

like no the hell I don't

upper shore
#

And to that extent: subscription services, like Netflix

deep topaz
#

it's either stupid bullshit, reruns, or state mandated propaganda

#

I'll pass

minor cypress
#

Im guilty of consooming streaming services

upper shore
deep topaz
#

the only thing i watch is youtube

minor cypress
#

But only because they gerrymander shows harder than a minority vote in the southern neighborhood

#

Its egregious

deep topaz
#

just wait for the pirate rips

minor cypress
#

For really niche stuff, i do