🎪bruh-fart

[potent hamlet]

You're just supposed to know the ones you're interested on

[summer flame]

^^

[pastel quartz]

the more time goes on the less I like most the murder monsters

I used to think 096 was the shit

now

[summer flame]

they all have thier place

[pastel quartz]

like he can be done well but I think most of his stories are so so

[summer flame]

096 is still great imo

just needs more love recently

like all the older ones

[pastel quartz]

I think 173 still holds up oddly well

[summer flame]

tbf he's very simple

[pastel quartz]

but I think he is simple in a different way than other murder monsters

[snow fiber]

Same

[stoic girder]

i like the existential ones

[summer flame]

https://youtu.be/3eoAf7_6tU8
https://youtu.be/89Ga6Vp2EUc

these are 2 of my favorites from Volgun

Aerials has some of his best VA work to date IMO

[pastel quartz]

the volgun episode where he goes over the never ending road was done so well

[summer flame]

like he really puts in work

[pastel quartz]

the story was so dreadful

[summer flame]

that's Aerials

[pastel quartz]

they did a damn good job then

[summer flame]

for sure

its one of my favorites

[pastel quartz]

like it's so heart breaking

[summer flame]

you really feel the sadness and how tired everyone is

[pastel quartz]

it feels like your holding your breath the entire time never being able to exhale and settle down

[summer flame]

A Light That Died is also really good

[river zealot]

God im so fucking tired

[summer flame]

I'm not gonna spoil the ending if you haven't seen it

but it has a really good twist

[pastel quartz]

hi so fucking tired I'm finland

[river zealot]

You heard me

[pastel quartz]

I don't think I remember it, unless him just starting back over where he began was the ending

[summer flame]

nope

go give it a watch

it blew my mind the first time

[snow fiber]

I find it genuinely hard to believe you are actually Finland

[pastel quartz]

too lazy, I watched it but don't remember it

Im fine with the spoiler

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/finn-finland-cick-bald-gif-20662247

[summer flame]

its basically a malfunctioning Scranton Reality Anchor

[deep topaz]

i love salmiakki liqorice

[summer flame]

that acts as a link between our world and.. somewhere else

someplace dark

but so bright

it's got one of my favorite lines in all of SCPs

[pastel quartz]

so it's like a highway in between worlds?

sick

[deep topaz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/982684166825054229/1115128826683465789/B77C597B-2C29-4F25-B7B4-6343481585BE.jpg?ex=678733a6&is=6785e226&hm=848521d7e46826d401a67529d6081966c5f75d318275344995fb48ebeb00a09c&

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/982684166825054229/1108415199452598332/Media_230517_230623.gif

[summer flame]

"An anchor safe at the shore but it's the last thing you want to hold when you're drowning..."

Fithist SCPs are almost always really well written

[pastel quartz]

I wish we got more scp films like overlord and the rest of evan royalty's stuff

[stoic girder]

I like how magic is done in SCP with reality having a malleability value, sorry Thaumaturgy

[modest oriole]

@summer flame your profile fits this image

[summer flame]

lol

I need that

[modest oriole]

I need that too

[visual stirrup]

trolling level

• none
• miniscule
• 

[summer flame]

my pfp is actually just cropped from this screenie

[modest oriole]

Damn looks very good

[summer flame]

was taken a long time ago

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/BuloDeMouquim/status/1878684586051547222 @shell venture

[modest oriole]

I wish

[summer flame]

as basically promotional material for an SCP arma mission

[modest oriole]

My dad isnt a fan of aks

[summer flame]

if you look really close you can see 173 somewhere

[shell venture]

he lives in rizzler heaven

[summer flame]

idk why they're pretty good

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/ShitpostGate/status/1878974060320723414

[summer flame]

I'd rather have an AR because its what I'm familiar with but an intermediate rifle cartridge is an intermediate rifle cartridge

[modest oriole]

I agree, but he says thwy are shit, even tho they aren t, we will be getting one tho, cuz hes opening a shooting range (indoor)

[river zealot]

Woke up in the middle of the night today again

[deep topaz]

AR and AK guys are just like tool guys

X brand is dogshit

Y brand is dogshit more

Z brand is so epic based peak

[summer flame]

I will say the myth of AKs being unstoppable machines that can take sand dirt and mud all day long is really just that, a myth

they're easier to clean out

[deep topaz]

they were better than the viet era M16s, but that wasn't a high bar

[summer flame]

but they gum up just as well

[summer flame]

everyone always points to the early m16s being ass but it was mainly because the soldiers never cleaned the damn things because they were under the assumtion that they were self cleaning

[shell venture]

can i play arma alone or do i need other retards ?

[summer flame]

you need other retards preferably

[shell venture]

but can i play alone

with bots

[summer flame]

I mean

what are you wanting to do an arma

[shell venture]

idk

i never played the god damn game

[summer flame]

arma is as much of a sandbox game as minecraft in how much shit you can do

[potent hamlet]

Dude if I ever end up living in Appalachia, I'm definitely getting 2 or 3 guns AND carrying a damn Cold 1851 just in case

[shell venture]

minecraft has goals and objectives to keep you focused

[potent hamlet]

I mean, don't give a damn if it's human or not, I'm making a hole in your stomach with a .12

[coarse bear]

Better luck next time

[echo slate]

fuck the plant

[summer flame]

none that aren't self imposed

the only goal is "beat the game"

[shell venture]

so no campaigns or anything ?

and how do i beat it

kill the enemy ?

[summer flame]

I was talking about mc

Arma has a sp campaign

[shell venture]

yes at least it's something to work towards

[summer flame]

it's kinda ass tho

[coarse bear]

No Retcon?

[shell venture]

i just want the gunplay

[summer flame]

go play king of the hill ig

[echo slate]

game fucked me over and didnt give me it

even took the voucher tags

[summer flame]

I could invite you to my milsim if you want to be extra retarded

[shell venture]

lame ass game for autistic retards smh my head

[snow fiber]

there are free play mods, like you spawn in and the map is full of enemy bases etc and you get points to buy troops and stuff

[shell venture]

no

[snow fiber]

and have to take them over

[shell venture]

i like playing alone

for reasons i cannot discuss

[summer flame]

arma isn't really a solo game

[deep topaz]

playing arma alone isn't exactly great

[shell venture]

is there a solo alternative

[deep topaz]

it's a huge multiplayer sandbox

[summer flame]

like there are some singleplayer missions on the workshop ig

but they are meant for coop and just have solo compatibility most of the time

[shell venture]

is there a game as autistic as arma but sp ?

[summer flame]

maybe tarkov sp mod

[shell venture]

lame

im not buying tard kov

[snow fiber]

this is as good as youd get prob

[summer flame]

maybe stop bein so fuckin picky

[shell venture]

how am i picky retard

[summer flame]

giving you things when you ask and youre like "nah thats lame"

[shell venture]

tard kov is indeed lame

it's a fact im afraid

[summer flame]

sp tarkov is a lot less lame

[deep topaz]

you should play Caves of Qud

[shell venture]

yea but it needs me buying it

im playing ready or not i guess

[summer flame]

boohoo

games cost money

[shell venture]

that's not the point

i don't wanna give my money to retards

[modest oriole]

H&K evsn tho they are very expensive, i still like em, same with FN

[summer flame]

try out operator maybe

it's like ready or not but more unfinished and more ambitious

[shell venture]

sold

unfinished means good

[summer flame]

it basically plays like a VR game without the VR

[modest oriole]

Ngl ARs are more reliable at mud, but aks are better at handling cold and ice

[summer flame]

real

this guy gets it

although HKs are also really good at cold temps

most gas pistons are

just give them more gas

ez

[modest oriole]

Also do you know what AR stands for in AR-15, do not google it, lets see if you know

[summer flame]

it just works

armalite rifle iirc

[modest oriole]

Lmao, most people dont know that

[deep topaz]

Assault Rifle 15!!!!

[summer flame]

its one of those cases where one specific brand became the moniker for the whole platform

[modest oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-michael-scott-i-will-kill-you-kill-kill-you-gif-16432800

[summer flame]

like ducktape

[modest oriole]

Yep

Question, are tou from the US?

[summer flame]

ye

[idle veldt]

All this shit is either fake or just animals

[snow fiber]

its all extremely fake

[idle veldt]

Now there is a meme that you shouldn’t stop when you see a dead deer in the road

[feral kiln]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/546763235051700314/955519968663990302/image0-234.gif

[minor cypress]

I should get back on finding a new range. Haven't found one since we moved

[modest oriole]

We have alot of americans in this server, well why am i even asking, this mod is very popular

[river zealot]

@placid sail

[minor cypress]

I forgot how peaceful range day is

[river zealot]

Bitch go to sleep

[modest oriole]

Что блядь?

[summer flame]

I haven't actually played gamma since 2024 started lol

been taking a break from it

branching out to new games

[modest oriole]

Same, cuz i got stalker 2 rn, plus work

[minor cypress]

The new artifact system is pretty nice, im liking the direction its going

[modest oriole]

Damn, i still havent tried it

[minor cypress]

S2 is what drove me back to gamma

[summer flame]

that was actually one of the main reasons I took a break

I didn't like the way it looked

[shell venture]

played gamma for 5 secs and it crashed

[minor cypress]

Too many bugs and crashes in s2

[shell venture]

dog ass game

[modest oriole]

Yeah its driving me there too XD

[minor cypress]

Next run, im gonna check out one of the modpacks for gamma. Lemme find it

https://discord.com/channels/912320241713958912/1080180246038446080

[modest oriole]

Its missing way too many guns, needs more universal atatchments and grips for guns, gunns need a rebalance, annnnnd a-life LOL

[minor cypress]

This thing

[summer flame]

180gig install

[shell venture]

if you want
just play anomaly custom it already has this

[summer flame]

good luck

[potent hamlet]

I know, but tbh I fear more of home intruders than the supernatural

[modest oriole]

Also my dads toyota hilux is finaly fixed

[pale ingot]

[summer flame]

the one thing that really didn't look good to me was the new artefact system

[potent hamlet]

Send it to syria

[minor cypress]

Yeah its a whole other pack on top of gamma

[idle veldt]

Everybody lives like 10 miles apart in the mountains

[summer flame]

I actaully really like how the guns are balanced

[potent hamlet]

It has to reunite with its people

[minor cypress]

Its actually way more streamlined imo

[modest oriole]

Nah, ima buy a 20mm aa and put it on the back

[river zealot]

Go sleep, or i tell the cartel that you dont like dragon ball z

[summer flame]

I'm just not a fan of needing mutant parts

[shell venture]

in s2 or gamma ?

[summer flame]

it doesn't make sense to me

[potent hamlet]

That's why I would be so distraught over people in there

[summer flame]

in gamma

[minor cypress]

Get rocks, put rocks together. Rocks + mutant parts for crafting. Also way more doable early game since no rad debuff

[shell venture]

this system is way better than the old dogshit one

[potent hamlet]

Dude stfu please I'm resetting my pc

[shell venture]

im actually using artis now

[modest oriole]

Pistols do more damage than assault rifles, a 9x18 does more damage than an .45

[potent hamlet]

I'm just staying awake because of it

[snow fiber]

The moutains are creepy at night ngl but basically by default everybody anywhere around there is going to have a gun

no one is a moutain cabin wouldn't

[river zealot]

It takes like 2 hours

Let it do itself

[potent hamlet]

Imagine you go out for a midnight smoke and there's a fucking bear coming

[minor cypress]

Same, its actually usable instead of cooking good artis worth a damn. And pelts end up being a balance hinge to countract arti debuffs.

[summer flame]

I know I'm in the minority but I really, really liked how it was before

[river zealot]

It doesnt need your innput

[shell venture]

my friends were camping and got sneaked upon by a military dude doing checkups or something

[shell venture]

agreed

old system was unfiltered dogshit

[minor cypress]

Thats fair. I just like having more incorporation with the game economy, now i care about mutant parts outside of selling to butcher or quest turn in

[modest oriole]

@summer flame we are missinf these from S2

[minor cypress]

Or getting bummed by having low arti durabulity + not the right container.

[shell venture]

outside of the lurker tail bullshit the system is perfect as is

[minor cypress]

I still think pelts was one of the best additions lately.

[summer flame]

disagree

[visual stirrup]

do NPC's still give out tasks for collecting Flesh skin?
mutant skin hasn't been dropping for years now

[snow fiber]

I have ran into a black bear three times in tennesee, if you are anywhere around the moutains they are a pretty common site, every trash can or dumpster is locked in a cage and shit so the bears don't get in it

[minor cypress]

Not sure if you mean skins vs pelts, no clue

[modest oriole]

I wish i got an old sample fn fal, cuz the old OLD civilian ones were very easy to make full auto, just a simple snip snip, and RATATATATATA

[shell venture]

needing to have 10 trillion containers for artifacts and getting radiation every time you craft them

[minor cypress]

Now, if we can just get the tech to have hovering the resist bar actually line up properly, that'd be great

[shell venture]

• the shit route to craft an arti

[minor cypress]

Unless its just a me issue

[visual stirrup]

the items that can be put in the artifact slots for tiny benefits
i don't remember what they're called

[snow fiber]

in gamma? yeah I had someone offer me one just the other day

[river zealot]

Yeah pelts

[minor cypress]

I think pelts? Unless you mean the perk artis.

[summer flame]

skill issue on that one ngl

[shell venture]

how

it was tedious bs

[summer flame]

just use the melter as intended and you don't get rad

its that easy

[shell venture]

not fun nor intersting

• everyone abused companions

[summer flame]

not me

[visual stirrup]

do NPC's still occasionally ask for them?
it was so fucking annoying whenever I accidently accepted those quests
I had to open up the dev mode and give myself a few just to get rid of the task on my PDA

[shell venture]

you like cbt

[summer flame]

yes

[shell venture]

they do but i wish they were more common now

since you get a lot of pelts

[visual stirrup]

they drop now?

[shell venture]

easily

but you can only wear one

and durability depends on your knife

[minor cypress]

Yeah, if you haven't played in a bit, id update.

[snow fiber]

you need a good enough knife to get pelts

[shell venture]

to get a good pelt

drop chance isn't dependant on knife

[minor cypress]

I wish we had a better solution for the hunter backpack besides always carrying it

[snow fiber]

I guess, weird then that I have never gotten a pelt without a knife that says "can cut thick mutant hide" or whatever

[visual stirrup]

not playing again until the weapon selection gets better
I really really fucking want a decent all-purpose 7.62x39 weapon
one that can take a mid + short range optic AND a UBGL
I went through the weapons when I updated and didn't find anything like that
the AKMSN is the only weapon that can do that, but I think something got fucked up and I can't use the iron sights under the scope
and I'm sick of playing with the AKMSN anyway

[shell venture]

backpacks of the zone lets you upgrade it like a normal one

but that mod has insane ones

up to +200kg

[summer flame]

with mods like that just dont abuse the op stuff

[shell venture]

you can't

all backpacks there are op

the first upgrade is almost better than the last default one

[minor cypress]

Maybe one of the kit weapons has a caliber change? Im not too sure.

Heres what i use for visuals

[shell venture]

having an all purpose gun sounds lame

[summer flame]

^

[shell venture]

just use a brn with a shotgun

or a .45 pistol

[minor cypress]

Really wish arrival would get a compatability pack to fit the new arti spawning system

[shell venture]

wym ?

[minor cypress]

Its such a good visual mod

[summer flame]

do either of you use mags

[shell venture]

im using it right now

[minor cypress]

I don't hate myself that much

[shell venture]

no

[summer flame]

people seem to always be polarized about mags

[shell venture]

i like mags in games with "levels" or "missions"

in gamma it's just ass

[summer flame]

again disagree

[visual stirrup]

I don't think any caliber changes go to 7.62x39
and I should have been clearer
I want a 7.62 kalash
I don't want to go in the settings and make the AK-12 monolit take 7.62

[summer flame]

adds to the frantic nature of firefights

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-ares-destroy-my-enemies-and-my-life-is-yours-gif-7965707800203237625

[shell venture]

after a good bit it just becomes tedious
reloading your drum mag

maybe at the start it's good

[visual stirrup]

GROK
GIVE ME THE AKM SOPMOD, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!

[shell venture]

ak 104

[minor cypress]

Last time i played, you had to do some extra install prep like disabling a script due to arti spawn logic conflicting

[shell venture]

didn't do that

[minor cypress]

When they updated arti loot pools to be based on the anomaly they are from

[shell venture]

only installed the pinned patch

[summer flame]

maybe don't use exclusively drum mags

[visual stirrup]

I'll check in a minute
I don't think it worked when I checked before

[minor cypress]

It might just be fixed, i haven't played in a bit

[visual stirrup]

that one?
doesn't take a UBGL

[shell venture]

yes

ubgl cuc

cuck

fight like a real man

with an axe

[summer flame]

UBGLs are for cowards

just shoot them

[visual stirrup]

wait, I thought you were pointing at the alpha or alfa or whatever

[shell venture]

alfa is fucking ugly

[minor cypress]

I tried it once, appreciate it for what it is, and ended up on shotgun+sks for far too long

[shell venture]

banana gun

it's also bugged with 3dss

[eager igloo]

I like programming, but I like doing stuff from scratch

And I usually can

[minor cypress]

I just didn't feel like adding another thing to my prep todo list, on top of drop off loot, make meds/ammo, repair stuff, grab quests, etc.

[dreamy flax]

:flag_ua: Dnipro, Dnipropetrovsk Oblast, Ukraine, 49000

:clock7: 14 January 2025, 07:51 (07:51 AM)
🌍 UTC +2.0
🌅 Sunrise

☀️ Clear sky
🌁 82% humidity
🍃 WNW 285° | 2.64 m/s wind
🌡️ -3.15°C (Feels like -7.15°C)
26.33°F (Feels like 19.13°F)

[river zealot]

Fucking cold

[river zealot]

Hey mysh

How are you, boss

[minor cypress]

How the fuck was earlier in my week colder than ukraine?

Polar vortex on some bullshit

[eager igloo]

👍

[idle veldt]

Suppose to be a high of 6 degrees next week in Denver

[dreamy flax]

:flag_lt: Kaunas, Kaunas City Municipality, Lithuania

:clock7: 14 January 2025, 07:57 (07:57 AM)
🌍 UTC +2.0
🌅 Sunrise

☁️ Overcast clouds
🌁 100% humidity
🍃 WSW 240° | 7.72 m/s wind
🌡️ -2.15°C (Feels like -9.15°C)
28.13°F (Feels like 15.53°F)

[river zealot]

It was 10C a couple days back here

[visual stirrup]

alright
so the AK-103 is the closest

but the optics are fucked up
PSO variants are too damn big and blocks the iron sights
Tyulpan has an ugly fucking reticle (since the update) and blocks the iron sights
IP-78 is ugly and has an ugly reticle + the game doesn't even let you try to use the iron sight

and laser sights are non existent

would really like a laser for this hypothetical AKM SOPMOD

[idle veldt]

Lithuania is 14 degrees north of Colorado

Lithuania is further north of Edmonton, Alberta

[dreamy flax]

:flag_tr: İstanbul, Türkiye

:clock9: 14 January 2025, 09:11 (09:11 AM)
🌍 UTC +3.0
🌅 Sunrise

☁️ Broken clouds
🌁 87% humidity
🍃 NE 40° | 5.66 m/s wind
🌡️ 2.85°C (Feels like -2.15°C)
37.13°F (Feels like 28.13°F)

[minor cypress]

https://youtu.be/56ODFJ6EP6Q?si=Nx0dzMKFzhAKonPw

Man i gotta stop watching this shit

Crazy story

[modest oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/tummy-gif-26179629

[dreamy flax]

:flag_us: Sacramento, CA, USA

:clock10: 13 January 2025, 22:16 (10:16 PM)
🌎 UTC -8.0
🌑 Night

🌑 Clear sky
🌁 67% humidity
🍃 NE 50° | 2.06 m/s wind
🌡️ 5.85°C (Feels like 4.85°C)
42.53°F (Feels like 40.73°F)

[modest oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/trump-2024-trump-jcroat-vote-johncarlroat-gif-7139173544028373232

[upper shore]

A Soviet comissar visits a state collective farm for an inspection. He grabs the first worker he comes across and asks, "How is the potato crop?"

"Oh, comrade comissar," the worker says, "the potatoes are wonderful, never better. In fact, if we could put all the potatoes in a big pile, they would reach the foot of God."

The comissar looks at him sternly, and growls, "This is the Soviet Union, comrade. There is no God."

"That's alright," the worker responds, "there are no potatoes."

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/love-live-love-live-liella-tang-keke-gif-25181955

[modest oriole]

Wat

[dreamy flax]

:flag_pl: Nowy Sącz, Poland

:clock7: 14 January 2025, 07:18 (07:18 AM)
🌍 UTC +1.0
🌅 Sunrise

⛅ Few clouds
🌁 91% humidity
🍃 SSW 196° | 2.07 m/s wind
🌡️ -9.15°C (Feels like -13.15°C)
15.53°F (Feels like 8.33°F)

[tepid pebble]

KUURRRWA

thats too fukin cold

[lyric horizon]

We've had some snow lately

Thats why

[tepid pebble]

still no snow here

[tepid pebble]

global warming really fucked us up

[lyric horizon]

Why is this edited?

[lyric horizon]

Where are you from again?

[tepid pebble]

turki

[lyric horizon]

Thats a hot country

[tepid pebble]

i mean when i was a child, i remember not going to school for a whole month because of snowstorms and closed roads

and thats in istanbul, not some shitty village

now whole winters are passing without snowing

[lyric horizon]

I am in the mountains so we have some snow

Though its still less than it was years ago

[tepid pebble]

nice dog btw

[lyric horizon]

[tepid pebble]

why cut tail tho

im sad now

[lyric horizon]

He've been like that since a pup

[tepid pebble]

born like that ?

[lyric horizon]

The other one has a fox-like tail

[lyric horizon]

I've got them from a certain person that had his dog give birth to quite a lot of them

Quite the mix those are

I asked often what race are these, the most common answer is mongrel

Thankfully they don't have any health issues

[visual stirrup]

race?
the english word is "breed"

[lyric horizon]

Oh shit

That must have sounded weird haha

[visual stirrup]

and mongrel isn't very common now
we say "mutt"

[dreamy flax]

Couldn't find anything on Mut

📚 Mutt / mət

• An inferior dog or one of mixed breed

[visual stirrup]

spelled with two t's

[modest oriole]

Fr, winter came after new years LOL it was +temp durring christmas LMAO

[lyric horizon]

We've only had some snow before christmas (lasted till 26th I believe) and it began improving just now

[tepid pebble]

looks a real dog, not deformed head or anything

i pity those dogs clearly deformed and mutated by humans

[lyric horizon]

This is the second one

[tepid pebble]

holy cute

[tight rune]

Da d

Dawg

[naive bison]

btw new frog was discovered

silly guy

[undone wave]

i love him

rotisserie chicken frog my beloved

[pale ingot]

fuck him

[undone wave]

😡

take it back

[visual stirrup]

undiscover it

[undone wave]

😡 😡 😡

[pale ingot]

dumbass undercooked chicken frog

[visual stirrup]

god's light never shone on this creature

[dreamy flax]

:flag_lt: Vilnius, Vilnius City Municipality, Lithuania

:clock8: 14 January 2025, 08:44 (08:44 AM)
🌍 UTC +2.0
🌅 Sunrise

🌫️ Mist
🌁 94% humidity
🍃 SW 230° | 7.2 m/s wind
🌡️ -2.15°C (Feels like -8.15°C)
28.13°F (Feels like 17.33°F)

[quaint ore]

There was no snow

Which lasted

For the entire winter

[dreamy flax]

:flag_ro: Iași, Romania

:clock8: 14 January 2025, 08:44 (08:44 AM)
🌍 UTC +2.0
🌅 Sunrise

☁️ Broken clouds
🌁 93% humidity
🍃 SW 220° | 1.54 m/s wind
🌡️ -3.15°C (Feels like -5.15°C)
26.33°F (Feels like 22.73°F)

[tepid pebble]

the fuck, those legs cant be fully formed

[naive bison]

look how cheeked up

[tepid pebble]

disgusting wet flesh

how did that even survive this long

[pale ingot]

why is everyone so mean 2 me 💔

also that thing is vile

reminds me of that head on legs from berserk

[tepid pebble]

looks like a underformed frog fetus or something

[river zealot]

Looks like liver

[naive bison]

your hungry ass could never be a frog discoverer 💔

[pale ingot]

this what bro look like

[tepid pebble]

i cant eat liver, i find its taste horrible

however its cooked

people are eating brains and kidneys even eyes ffs

cow intestines are a big street food here

[pale ingot]

go eat human brains

[tepid pebble]

no thanks hannibal

fried cow intestines

[potent hamlet]

I finished my factory resetting

I feel

[naive bison]

will you stop dressing like Kyle Reese now?

[potent hamlet]

Like I wanna wear makeup, but not too much black

[high wing]

https://x.com/ShitpostGate/status/1879042008112591167?t=01TgGdbM8weSjCbVIaOknQ&s=19

ShitpostGateway (@ShitpostGate) on X

Twitter · Jan 14, 2025, 5:45 AM

[tepid pebble]

mainly sold in half loafs like this

[potent hamlet]

It's almost 4 am

I am fucked up

[ancient barn]

looks like a mole turned into a frog

[inland jackal]

Makeup at 4am

[split canyon]

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[inland jackal]

https://www.reddit.com/r/PotionCraft/s/6kwiYOhuNi @eager igloo

[high wing]

https://x.com/ShitpostGate/status/1879057107611218362?t=mQ0-0krMF5jL-mbgLooSHA&s=19

ShitpostGateway (@ShitpostGate) on X

Twitter · Jan 14, 2025, 6:45 AM

[glad carbon]

hi funny

[potent hamlet]

dude

i hate

when i want to sleep

but everything is getting in the way

[snow fiber]

unlucky

[potent hamlet]

my cat hooks her claw in my toe

a mosquito bites me

the new browser doesnt have adblocker

the bluetooth isnt connected

i finally get peace

i want to go to the bathroom

fuck man

[snow fiber]

I have pee anxiety I basically feel like I need to pee if I think about it even though I just went 5 minutes ago so I understand that one

[inland jackal]

Ever heard of mosquito nets or repellent

[undone wave]

Kart racing

[inland jackal]

Firefox has a working adblocker, uBlock origin

[inland jackal]

Check if paired correctly

[potent hamlet]

SOME RETARDED LEFT A FUCKING WINDOW OPEN WHERE THE FUCKING NET ISNT ON

[inland jackal]

P!piss

[foggy mantle]

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[potent hamlet]

Yeah, that's the one i use

[inland jackal]

your problem, go fix it

[river zealot]

Just go sleep, you can deal with it tommorow

[inland jackal]

On firefox?

It works on my side

[potent hamlet]

and now i feel hungry

[river zealot]

I should move to firefox

[inland jackal]

How does it not work for you

[potent hamlet]

man fuck this

[river zealot]

Maybe once i reset my windows

[potent hamlet]

im not gonna sleep

[inland jackal]

Then dont

[river zealot]

I have a monster waiting for me home in the fridge

Life is good

[potent hamlet]

im using opera gx

[snow fiber]

Mine finally stopped working for YouTube for first time in like a year and a half but I just looked it up and found a fix instantly

[inland jackal]

[potent hamlet]

brave had its own shit

[inland jackal]

Opera sucks ass

[snow fiber]

Firefox is the way

[potent hamlet]

and chrome worked well

[silver bluff]

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[potent hamlet]

then which one i should use that lets me set how much ram i want it to use?

[silver bluff]

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[inland jackal]

Firefox, it doesnt use as much ram as the rest of browsers

[potent hamlet]

but can you set it tho?

[inland jackal]

And you are telling me that you have ram issues, how much you got

8?

[river zealot]

Oh yeah right

[potent hamlet]

like 8

[snow fiber]

Firefox uses less than opera for sure

[inland jackal]

Opera has unnecessary effects

Fuck opera

[potent hamlet]

i wanted to update to 16 but some chinese fuck did the most genius shit, make lenovo Ideapad as impossible to mod as possible

[silver bluff]

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[snow fiber]

Well that's sort of the point, it's basically chrome without the bullshit, uses the least ram out of any browser, don't know why you'd want to use anything else

[inland jackal]

We can fix this, lets hop in dms

[potent hamlet]

so if i want more ram, i gotta buy another one

[inland jackal]

No u dont

[silver bluff]

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[potent hamlet]

i mean, really, i already opened it to mod it

[cedar lion]

https://tenor.com/view/zangetsu-bleach-gif-11501382

[silver bluff]

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[potent hamlet]

And it's like those cars with a hooded engine

[inland jackal]

Cant you take out the 8 gigs and switch for 16

[potent hamlet]

its capped

[inland jackal]

Send me which exact lenovo it is

[silver bluff]

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[potent hamlet]

Lenovo Ideapad 3

[eager igloo]

You made me open reddit

[river zealot]

Its cold and nice

Life is good

[potent hamlet]

Capped, like, hooded

[inland jackal]

On the sides you can take it off

[potent hamlet]

its impossible to get into the components without breaking the laptop

[inland jackal]

Its literally a metal sheet

[silver bluff]

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[potent hamlet]

well, i dont have 16 gigs now

[river zealot]

Man, fuck laptops fr

[inland jackal]

Well its a nice thing now to see if you can upgrade it

[silver bluff]

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[river zealot]

yeah thats fair

[potent hamlet]

Imagine, i get a lenovo thinking it'd be like a Thinkpad, very fucking heavy but damn powerful

and its not

[river zealot]

they found each other @inland jackal

[potent hamlet]

its very light, yeah, but if you're lacking something, fuck you

[inland jackal]

Oke

[silver bluff]

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[cedar lion]

Im wonderin when the two russians will meet

[potent hamlet]

they bible studying

[inland jackal]

You lack dick

[eager igloo]

@river zealot hows life in gachimuchi country

[inland jackal]

@river zealot find the ivan quote

[potent hamlet]

it cracked between the D and the X

[silver bluff]

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[river zealot]

just came back from phys therapy, sipping cold monster

[potent hamlet]

and in the numberpad, the . is dead

[river zealot]

pretty good

[silver bluff]

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[potent hamlet]

besides that its working pretty good

[river zealot]

i have one more day of phys and then i think i can only get more in like 2 weeks or some shit

its showing progress tho

[inland jackal]

Buy a keyboard, my shift was extremely fucked so i got a nice 60% keyboard for 2000rsd

[potent hamlet]

i have a reddragon keyboard

[silver bluff]

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[eager igloo]

What r u theraping

[inland jackal]

How much was it

[river zealot]

i have a cheap ass real el keyboard i got from i dont even remember where

i changed it once because i spilt coke on it

it was like 10 dollars

[potent hamlet]

idk, my brother gave it to me

[river zealot]

scoliosis

[inland jackal]

Free

[potent hamlet]

pretty much

[silver bluff]

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[potent hamlet]

but that keyboard is so damn good

if it ever dies, im gonna repair it until i die

[river zealot]

how is it in depressed femboy country

[inland jackal]

Mechanical at least?

[eager igloo]

Winter

[river zealot]

@heady crow blowing my load

[silver bluff]

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[potent hamlet]

ofc, blue cherry

its really loud

[inland jackal]

Blue cherry, tf

[river zealot]

no snow at all

[echo slate]

ew

[eager igloo]

Still didn't meet any femboys

[echo slate]

brown best switch

[inland jackal]

Poop color

[pale ingot]

i just know this mf got some baddragon shit in her home

[potent hamlet]

like, the mechanic click goes click but very loud

[inland jackal]

Thats blue

[silver bluff]

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[potent hamlet]

i used to get distracted by it and now i dont really care

[potent hamlet]

i might change someday to pink probably

pink cherries are not as quiet but quiet enough

[pale ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/946835303795155084/1326536604537589761/RELEASE_ME.mp4?ex=6787093c&is=6785b7bc&hm=811e179f5eddf199673bcc060c374e319161666711bfe750517d77cecb7f8acf&

[inland jackal]

@eager igloo we found you a servant, @echo slate

[snow fiber]

I have blues they are loud as fuck but I don't hear with my headphones on

[silver bluff]

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[pale ingot]

no rat fucker means you mfs show yourselves

[inland jackal]

Those 2 lightnings

[echo slate]

"lightnings"

[pale ingot]

i didnt realize until you pointed it out

[silver bluff]

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[inland jackal]

@potent hamlet send me pics once you open it up

[pale ingot]

surely that is a server that talks about weather

[potent hamlet]

i downloaded my desktop thing being the first thing i did

[inland jackal]

P!gerara

[foggy mantle]

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[pale ingot]

this is ass

[silver bluff]

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[potent hamlet]

nah, im not opening it today

[potent hamlet]

i love it

[inland jackal]

Go to offtopic and post there, germans hang out there @echo slate

[potent hamlet]

and i dont have a better desktop

[echo slate]

tf did i do

[inland jackal]

Telling you to do the funny

[pale ingot]

i dont. you smell

[inland jackal]

Download desktop goose

Its peak software

[echo slate]

👍

[potent hamlet]

i dont want a damn goose taking my mouse and moving shit around

[river zealot]

[potent hamlet]

im gonna get distracted

[silver bluff]

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[inland jackal]

But its funny

[potent hamlet]

i dont like those things

now im gonna sleep

for like an hour

[silver bluff]

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[pale ingot]

hop on bonzi buddy

[inland jackal]

Check offtopic

[silver bluff]

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[inland jackal]

[pale ingot]

cheeky bit of trolling

[river zealot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epMXP1y6H-U @heady crow

[inland jackal]

@pale ingot

[pale ingot]

[quaint ore]

https://youtu.be/ZLz8TDayLoY?si=1BI3MKh4sSMi_w8w

[river zealot]

this guy got bangers man

[river zealot]

good night

[hazy finch]

apply for a job near me to work at a gas station at 10PM
wake up the next day to check my emails and at 5AM my application gets denied

https://tenor.com/view/dobby-gif-22195730

[quaint ore]

ВЕРНИ СЕБЕ ИМЯ, СВОЕЙ ЗЕМЛЕЕЕ

ДОКАЖИ, ЧТО ТЫ - ДОСТОЙН ЖИТЬ

[eager igloo]

Never trust a serb

[inland jackal]

#╟❓general-offtopic message
Guys, kekpoint josta

[river zealot]

МОЯ МОЛОДЕЖЬ

ПОД НАШИМИ ПОДОШВАМИ ХРУСТИТ ИХ ГОРДОСТЬ

МОЯ МОЛОДЕЖЬ

ХЛАДНОКРОВНО НОЖОМ НАНОСИТ УДАР

МОЯ МОЛОДЕЖЬ, ЗАПОМНИ

НАША ЦЕЛЬ - ИХ КОШМАР

[quaint ore]

[river zealot]

[visual stirrup]

https://youtu.be/1SB8lY59HEY?si=oJ1y7uVGRxNSLkz1

https://youtu.be/_uSNo-XzaLE?si=56llqFhmdTMuMriV

[coarse bear]

Aw hell naw they're posting music in brainfart

[quaint ore]

Friendship is over with moloth

Now Nezhegol is my best friend

[visual stirrup]

https://youtu.be/uqtQoJbz3EQ?si=sN1KouCcX6qS1b1F

[inland jackal]

@eager igloo did you at least check that breddit post

Some customers can take 2 potions

[eager igloo]

I know that

[inland jackal]

That one was either for lightning resistance or luck

[eager igloo]

I KNOW

[inland jackal]

What do you know

[eager igloo]

WHY DO YOU MAKE ME OPEN REDDIT AND THEN TELL ME WHAT WAS THERE ANYWAY

[inland jackal]

Your words

[eager igloo]

[inland jackal]

[eager igloo]

I hope you stub your toe today

[inland jackal]

If you get stuck, let me know

[river zealot]

"dont you hate when people help you"
"yes"
continues to help anyway

[inland jackal]

@eager igloo wine map is the weirdest one

Cause the potion cant heal yk

Imo crystals are best used there

And the filter feature that filters by the direction is hella useful

[river zealot]

still does it

[placid sail]

told you to go to sleep you bozo

[river zealot]

i did when you said tbh

[placid sail]

good

keep the consistency and it'll get better

[inland jackal]

@eager igloo one more thing, you can make exploding 2 potion with 3 of those shrooms

Boomshroom? I dont remember the name

Mad shroom

[river zealot]

im thinknig if i should go buy more melatonin

this random waking up at 4 am is bothering me

[minor cypress]

Only use it to fix sleep schedule. Regularly using it isn't as effective.

[placid sail]

nothing random about monster energy boy

[minor cypress]

Yeah or that

[river zealot]

i dont drink energy drinks i wake up at 4 am

i drink it i wake up at 4 am

[minor cypress]

do more physical therapy until exhaustion

[placid sail]

brain too agitated

most likely

[minor cypress]

Relatable, my sleep has been fucked lately

I simultaneously want to do things i enjoy again, and just lay in bed all day thinking of absolutely nothing

[placid sail]

believe it or not, going to sleep seconds after hanging out in brainfart or playing tarkov is not gonna make it go from EXCITE to I sleep in said second

[river zealot]

thats true

[eager igloo]

I made exploding 3 potion with 3 mad shrooms bozo

[inland jackal]

[visual stirrup]

need habits more similar to the habits we evolved to
reduce activity and excitement in the evening and reduce exposure to light (especially blue light)

[inland jackal]

now make healing 3 with 3 life leafs

or life roots

[stoic girder]

time to roleplay being a cave man in modern times

[eager igloo]

Two is enough

I hope nato bombs you again

[inland jackal]

[river zealot]

amen

[runic kernel]

Hi Menace Hi W Hi FuckinSki Hi Artyom Hi bz11k

[eager igloo]

Hi cupcake

[inland jackal]

if i was to say get invaded again by germans, it would be a problem

[river zealot]

hello catboyo

[minor cypress]

Or just treat the bedroom as a sleep/fuck/get dressed zone as god intended. Don't let your brain think bed = Netflix doomscroll time

[stoic girder]

Draft in Russia is insane

[river zealot]

thats ukraine retard

[stoic girder]

is it?

[visual stirrup]

gotta get a bitch like that
"he said no pickles"
"he said no war"

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/295647670712795137/1328485486280573039/badchihuahua.mp4?ex=6786e005&is=67858e85&hm=237cdad9a0fca202aef7ccc813a76023f9974d5e4239ad0692a1445019fc31af&

[visual stirrup]

I just assumed it was one of the annexed regions
thugs walking around in camo and masks

[stoic girder]

Still imagine just getting grabbed of the street

thats some horror shit

[visual stirrup]

pressganging? in the 21st century?

[placid sail]

👋 🐱

[minor cypress]

The urge to do meaningless yardwork instead of staring down a categorized list of things to avoid making life worse is growing stronger

[inland jackal]

russia = ukraine

[stoic girder]

Thats asking for a Fragging

[minor cypress]

But i can't go dig holes at 2am

[river zealot]

i hope nato bombs you again

amen

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/will-smith-why-not-queendugif-gif-13653940

[minor cypress]

Work

[inland jackal]

you already are being bombed, your words mean nothing

[river zealot]

remember that drone that hit croatia at the start of the war

youre next

[minor cypress]

I need to go build a fence or something

[inland jackal]

what drone

[placid sail]

should have fully automated everything by now and be happily building fences in the complete darkness instead of slaving away

[minor cypress]

We're 80% there, the 20% is just so i can pass time easier

[minor cypress]

But also, I've lost the motivation to bother fixing the rest.

[naive bison]

@river zealot why are they hiring Michael Myers to forcibly draft ppl

[minor cypress]

God i wish i disrespected myself enough to take the easy route of just becoming an alcoholic and watching squid game tier slop until i forget issues

[inland jackal]

cs2 has leaks to add skins for the legs @steel bone @coarse bear

[coarse bear]

Aaaaaaand?

[stoic girder]

body skins in first person games suck ass

[inland jackal]

and strangely they were talking a lot about crocks

[quaint ore]

This is another edit with replqced soundtrack

[inland jackal]

crocks in cs2

[steel bone]

Whar

Aren't skins for agents provide those?

[river zealot]

there are many

[quaint ore]

It used to be hatebreed cover for ghosts of war

[inland jackal]

looks like its gonna be a separate thing

[placid sail]

there's nothing easy about this route it's an illusion

[coarse bear]

Yeah, a former(?) CS pro came into Valve HQ in Crocs and took a pic of them

[steel bone]

Bruh.
Bomb skin when

[inland jackal]

[coarse bear]

What of it

[steel bone]

Nades skins when

[coarse bear]

Actually

[inland jackal]

actually what

[placid sail]

in the memory of the deceased tree man

[minor cypress]

Oh i know, it just makes everything worse. But man does the lie of how simple it is look tasty sometimes

[coarse bear]

What bothers you about le funni leg skins

[inland jackal]

it means more stuff to gamble for

[stoic girder]

I see her everywhere

[coarse bear]

Don't gamble

Weakling

[river zealot]

@quaint ore

[quaint ore]

Goes hard with the BRDM-2

[river zealot]

the fact that we both recognize the vehicle from a little part of it

[ancient barn]

thats what balatro is for

[visual stirrup]

what the hell kind of weapon is that?

it's not a tavor, is it?

[river zealot]

Malyk

Vulcan m its also called

[ancient barn]

looking like the liberator from helldivers

[coarse bear]

Clearly it's a gun from CSGO

[visual stirrup]

that was my third guess
but I thought they used ak-74 mags
looking at it now, I guess they make versions in 5.56 as well

[coarse bear]

Looks like an M4

[ancient barn]

[river zealot]

762 even

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aV_wvrG1r54

[visual stirrup]

7.62x39
the wikipedia article doesn't list 7.62x51

malyuk in 7.62x54r when?

on closer inspection, that is a 5.45 mag in the pic

[inland jackal]

i swear i saw that somwhere

[inland jackal]

neato

[river zealot]

@quaint ore

[quaint ore]

Chilling

[digital quartz]

this is freaky even though you see his silhouette pretty clearly the right leg is almost indistinguishable from the background

or maybe my old eyes suck

[glad carbon]

gn @river zealot @coarse bear @placid sail @steel bone

[river zealot]

gn frota

sleep well

[glad carbon]

gn oomf

[river zealot]

@quaint ore

[quaint ore]

Peak CAGposting

[river zealot]

i love cagposting

[digital quartz]

and cat posting

[ancient barn]

🇺🇸

[digital quartz]

bro is cheesing

[eager igloo]

Mao Zedong cat

[river zealot]

@quaint ore

[placid sail]

he's just a little guy

[river zealot]

i should rewatch death of stalin

it was funny

[digital quartz]

imagine seeing this man try and film this over and over in a public park until he gets it right

[inland jackal]

project tromboid?

[split canyon]

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[tidal trellis]

Too early in the day for this! Come on!

I just woke up!

[inland jackal]

lets see

[dreamy flax]

:flag_pk: Pakistan

:clock2: 14 January 2025, 14:23 (02:23 PM)
🌍 UTC +5.0
☀️ Day

☀️ Clear sky
🌁 17% humidity
🍃 WSW 246° | 1.64 m/s wind
🌡️ 13.85°C (Feels like 11.85°C)
56.93°F (Feels like 53.33°F)

[steel bone]

[inland jackal]

what a lazy ass flop

wakes up at 14

[steel bone]

And goes to sleep at 5am

[inland jackal]

[cedar lion]

Waking up at 2 pm is nightmarish

[inland jackal]

@tidal trellis whats your personal record for those 2pm - 5am (15 hours)

how many did you jack in those hours

[tidal trellis]

My sleep schedule is oof'd okay

My parents could never get me to sleep

[tidal trellis]

Ew EW!

[inland jackal]

maybe your parents are the problem

you are just autistic

[river zealot]

Parents tell him to sleep better

[inland jackal]

and gae

[tidal trellis]

Nah

[river zealot]

Tell him to eat more

He does nothing

[tidal trellis]

NO!

[steel bone]

Check 1st pin

[tidal trellis]

[tidal trellis]

AY

Did u pin that!

[river zealot]

Eat some more flop

[steel bone]

No

[tidal trellis]

[inland jackal]

i pinned it

[river zealot]

And fix your damn schedule

[inland jackal]

falco gave me perms to pin stuff

[tidal trellis]

I eat enough!

[cedar lion]

Going to sleep at what time aint my biz

But your ass better not be waking up at 2 pm

[inland jackal]

no amount of dicks is enough for you

[tidal trellis]

Ew!

[inland jackal]

[tidal trellis]

Gross!

[steel bone]

But you take it

Stockholm syndrome

[river zealot]

What's your weight

[inland jackal]

underweight

[steel bone]

Like 20kg

Around that

[inland jackal]

@tidal trellis you got cows dont you

[river zealot]

Whats your weight flop

[inland jackal]

most likely a cow scale as well

[steel bone]

So he's about 184cm height
What's his weight then

[inland jackal]

go stand with the cow on the scale, write the weight
get off the scale and write the weight again

[tidal trellis]

Idk

[inland jackal]

subtract those 2 and you got your weight

[steel bone]

Go weight yourself

You should know your body

[inland jackal]

since cow scales usually are rigged
take off extra 10kg

and you are left with 17kg

[steel bone]

Brother is starving

[inland jackal]

@tidal trellis do you happen to have mirrors in your house

[tidal trellis]

I don't have a scale! mr

[tidal trellis]

Yis

[inland jackal]

im curious on the mirror designs you got

maybe pakistani got something special

like handmade or something

go take a pic for me

and tell me what wood is it

[steel bone]

A pic of Flops house

Unlikely he has got any scales

Maybe sandstone ones

[tidal trellis]

Bruh it's just a mirror

[inland jackal]

how would that work

[steel bone]

You know it can't

[inland jackal]

if you stand on it, you open a valve slightly

which would let sand go through

when the sand stops, you then count the height of the sand under it

thus giving your weight in cm of sand

i could patent this

[steel bone]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-what-what-i-just-read-gif-20766315

[inland jackal]

i could hire flop and his maids to make those scales

profit

[steel bone]

https://tenor.com/view/dew-it-galactic-republic-palpatine-gif-21847982

[inland jackal]

[tidal trellis]

Bro what

[inland jackal]

@tidal trellis are your maids at least female

dont tell me you never see them

[stoic girder]

is this guy tweaking out

[tidal trellis]

Yes

[inland jackal]

you eyeing one of them perhaps ?

or are they bunch of pensioners

[tidal trellis]

no

[steel bone]

Female looking males*

[tidal trellis]

They're more annoying than anything

[inland jackal]

whats annoying about them

that they clean your ass? disturbing you?

[tidal trellis]

WHA

NO!

Is just they very much DON'T do their job right but my mom insists on keeping them hired

For some reason

[prime zenith]

are you a millionaire

😯

[inland jackal]

he isnt

he complains about being poor

[prime zenith]

he has maids

[inland jackal]

cause of that

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ov-ch_4fYsw?feature=share

[tidal trellis]

I'm poor

[coarse bear]

https://tenor.com/view/based-ds3-dark-souls-elden-ring-zased-gif-8550198095196856337

[slender rock]

EVIL DEATH ROLLL

[coarse bear]

Cowardice

[inland jackal]

flop literally the richest pakistani with 10'000 mga

[steel bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1208148203673878568/1318517158006886440/a_b4c33b53dbc3f4ce3eaaf77b6d0ad935.gif

[dreamy flax]

💱 10,000 MGA (Malagasy Ariary) :flag_mg: is equal to 2.08 EUR (Euro) :flag_eu:

[inland jackal]

[steel bone]

Indeed richest

[inland jackal]

@tidal trellis you got any livestock?