🎪bruh-fart

[fallow trellis]

trader hall

[river zealot]

me n who

[stoic girder]

What is it with anime girls in bandages that turns me on

[ancient barn]

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-rawnieee-gif-985331766861676225

[pale ingot]

[stoic girder]

i blame evangelion

[pale ingot]

i didnt watch evangelion im just a gooner

[pale ingot]

betting my balls a white person made that tweet

[mossy void]

@steel bone

[steel bone]

EYE OF

[arctic pawn]

i regret fitting the avarage age

marrying was a mistake

[narrow sorrel]

it was all the avarage

[arctic pawn]

it was worse

i married earlier

i kissed at 15, lost my virginity with 18 actually, had a really happy moment at around 23

married around that time and got fucked in the ass while eating a whole shit truck

[rare mica]

Not who, what.
The answer is an M1911

[arctic pawn]

tink 1000 times before engagin with someone that deeply

think*

[river zealot]

i guess this is it boys

[arctic pawn]

i guess that's it indeed

[severe flicker]

I need help here are these layouts good

I'm tryna cook sumn up

[steel bone]

[pale ingot]

doesnt even have a dick wall pattern, leave

get the fuck out

come back when you start penismaxxing

[severe flicker]

Its small

😦

Two massive balls left and right

[pale ingot]

small is an understatement

go try those banned african penis rituals that make it grow 5 meters

[severe flicker]

You are an interesting character...

[deep topaz]

who isn't, in here

[inland jackal]

@steel bone

[steel bone]

Won't load

[inland jackal]

[severe flicker]

My Mobil datä

[hazy finch]

click on a different channel than click back onto brainfart then try the video again

[severe flicker]

Not

[steel bone]

My internet itself is very bad

I can't fix that

[hazy finch]

womp womp

[severe flicker]

My discord gonna crash

It does this on shite connections idk why

[severe flicker]

Ehh you and m

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/open-season-shaw-deer-run-over-meme-gif-12251156658227451666

[broken pebble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473062374400589828/1328490724743843891/VID_20250110_210153_423.mp4?ex=6786e4e6&is=67859366&hm=5dc55d214977a08243f7c73b9e6d488532f97959796404f610e02dd5a9df3169&

[high wing]

obamna

[hazy finch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1137929534507864087/1201305175256735845/attachment.gif

[arctic pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1265453229055938695/1276320145484284027/attachment.gif

[placid sail]

sleep

now

or nuclear strike

[river zealot]

yes mam

gn frens

[placid sail]

now that the annoying child is asleep, here's some good meme

[river zealot]

[heavy peak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1204804925989589023/1328486987543609436/porschegt2.png?ex=6786e16b&is=67858feb&hm=b0ac34c80b972ab41aabf47a400a766340ffbad45c3f4513cbe20b7354fed226&

[placid sail]

oh you fucked up

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-markiplier-punch-markipler-funny-funny-punch-gif-23594121

[river zealot]

Ok back to sleep

[heavy peak]

Damn
No sound

[placid sail]

air vibrations have been forbidden in mordor for four months now

it's honestly nice

[placid sail]

all those fucking retarded neighbors can drill day and night now without driving me insane

[broken pebble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/806714809462161478/1328495158861369426/VID_20250113_144345_301.mp4?ex=6786e908&is=67859788&hm=9f770ffc31f84eeaddb3d859cdafc0c40a2386a6170e2dc6496fba495b4f2d01&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/806714809462161478/1328495326180540538/VID_20250113_143824_589.mp4?ex=6786e930&is=678597b0&hm=49f6251c868437431e1d46d43a2f21096eb0c30e868872375890cbfada63b2ad&

[steel bone]

HAIILL TO THE KIIIING

[broken pebble]

HAIL TO THE WOOOORLD

https://tenor.com/view/a7x-gif-19183582

[ruby minnow]

can't even download porn mods these days smhhhhhhh

[summer flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/682278212512120847/1328362535174537286/share_7466376078178156702.png?ex=67866d84&is=67851c04&hm=6c32f5b94861b35fbf016a48008873d91fcce62ed2bb868ca36c609ab5aa5194&

[summer flame]

[narrow lotus]

[placid sail]

hands on the table iedy

[narrow lotus]

Im going to sleep u prick

[placid sail]

hands over the blanket

[deep topaz]

bao

[potent hamlet]

CRINGE?!

[pale ingot]

aur heuuggh nauurr

[potent hamlet]

are you mentally retarded?

[stone blade]

@inland jackal

[pale ingot]

no he's true

[deep topaz]

cro magnon phenotype

[potent hamlet]

He's romanian hearing the worst kinds of slurs in his language

aa

[glad carbon]

hiii @idle veldt

[potent hamlet]

beer used to be a principal beverage in the diet of the medieval peasants

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Q8M3Il0Zv68?feature=share

[potent hamlet]

And they dont let me drink in class

life's unfair

[slender rock]

you fucking alchie

[potent hamlet]

me fucking what?

[slender rock]

[potent hamlet]

oh alcoholic

[slender rock]

slubberdegullion

ale-knight

[potent hamlet]

ale-knight actually sounds funny

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DI4LFf0DIQQ?feature=share

[idle veldt]

😚

[glad carbon]

borderlands 3 with @high meteor when

[low atlas]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/452116892061007882/1328424157414817882/compression2.webp?ex=6786a6e8&is=67855568&hm=2ad79e7526a46b2add1fab694cba93493b6034a7cff89e4bfe3644641c5bd137&

[potent hamlet]

golimar

[glad carbon]

omg hiii

[low atlas]

alyo

[glad carbon]

surrae add me on steam :3

[shell venture]

love me somt tiny burgers pal

[potent hamlet]

i dont like fast food burgers

theyre so damn small

I WANT SOME BIG BURGER I WANT SOMETHING THAT WONT FIT IN MY MOUTH

https://tenor.com/view/wendys-spongebob-squarepants-wendys-x-the-krabby-patty-kollab-the-krabby-patty-kollab-the-krabby-patty-gif-1886237768776391100

[shell venture]

[glad carbon]

hiiii :3

[shell venture]

alo

[placid sail]

about that-

[shell venture]

why

[glad carbon]

thats busy

[shell venture]

some people don't deserve pets

[glad carbon]

that cat is big chilling

[deep topaz]

if you want sandwich too big for your mouth, go to Primanti bros

[shell venture]

why is that tomato slice so big 😭

[deep topaz]

everything there is big

[glad carbon]

yo @deep topaz

[hazy finch]

or you could make a quadruple stack sandwich at home

[deep topaz]

what

[shell venture]

how much does it cost

[glad carbon]

hows it been

[deep topaz]

the price isn't bad for how big the sandwiches are. they come with fries

[placid sail]

for how appetizing american fast food usually looks, that's some lame ass sandwiches

[deep topaz]

i've been living

[dreamy flax]

💱 10 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us: is equal to 1,359.77 DZD (Algerian Dinar) :flag_dz:

[shell venture]

that's a lot for a sandwich god damn

[deep topaz]

it's about an hour's work, if you have a low end job

[shell venture]

why don't americans use baguette bread for sandwiches ?

that shit that stacked to high heavens always spills

[placid sail]

a lot of food barely balancing on two pieces of bread

[deep topaz]

too tough

[shell venture]

what baguettes are you eating mang

[deep topaz]

they use mancini's bread which is a local favorite

very soft with a chewy crust

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/645769931534761984/1326532188887584830/image.png?ex=67865c5f&is=67850adf&hm=fb4075210f0d5db3c873aaf2c95dfaa916e8b11d86aed0736859415e27ba3c6b&

[green schooner]

twink

[tidal trellis]

CHARON WHY ARE YOU

UGHH

[glad carbon]

repost

flop what games you got

[shell venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1326555706123354142/9g0efd.gif

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meow-right-now-are-you-serious-gif-27236996

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1326555706123354142/9g0efd.gif

[tidal trellis]

Eh wdym?

Like what on steam

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/dobby-gif-22195730

[tidal trellis]

Or

[tidal trellis]

Cute!!!!!!

[glad carbon]

[green schooner]

twink

[inland jackal]

@tidal trellis

[steel bone]

Plop

[inland jackal]

what did you do today

anything productive

[tidal trellis]

Same thing I do everyday!

[inland jackal]

jerk off?

[steel bone]

[tidal trellis]

EW

[inland jackal]

thats not productive

[tidal trellis]

Gross! I don't do that!

[fresh rose]

Shut the fuck up twink

[inland jackal]

let me put it this way

[glad carbon]

flop you type like a chatbot

idk

[inland jackal]

what did you do today, that would put a smile on your moms face

[steel bone]

3v1 damn can Flop handle this

[glad carbon]

flop can take 3 guys

[inland jackal]

this is just the easy mode for him

[steel bone]

I bet he can do more

[potent hamlet]

if i were a time traveler, i would probably bring with me tobacco seeds and stuff

[tidal trellis]

I can't fight for shit bruh

[inland jackal]

@tidal trellis
what did you do today, that would put a smile on your moms face

dont avoid the question

[shell venture]

[stoic girder]

couple of books about agriculture and you will live like a king

[inland jackal]

we know you jonkler that shaft every day

[glad carbon]

me and flop gonna compete

[tidal trellis]

Uhhh, I studie-

[potent hamlet]

also

[tidal trellis]

HEY

[steel bone]

Don't say that please

[potent hamlet]

imagine planting tobacco and telling a noble or king that you have a very interesting and never seen before plant that has to be smoked

[inland jackal]

productive, not for yourself
you selfish twink

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/swcKkm-kDTc?feature=share

[glad carbon]

do you want in on the competition?

[slender rock]

Rods jumping

ah fuck

[potent hamlet]

my plan is to get the king addicted to nicotine so he's always buying me tobacco and now im rich

[steel bone]

Ofc not

[stoic girder]

I produce brainrot does that count

[glad carbon]

@steel bone reference

[deep topaz]

im studying turnip gardening

[stoic girder]

then he dies of cancer and you get hanged

[glad carbon]

vintage story mfs

[steel bone]

What's rods jumping

[potent hamlet]

he would die of natural causes in that time

[glad carbon]

[placid sail]

... where are you bringing the tobacco

[shell venture]

i would bring soda and act as a powerful wizard

[potent hamlet]

to medieval Spain, duh

[placid sail]

mf countercolonizing europe or something

[idle veldt]

When I’m not working, Thursday to Saturday

[inland jackal]

I have something but better kept for dms, just in case

[glad carbon]

[potent hamlet]

Americaning europe

[glad carbon]

do u have any rts games

[potent hamlet]

by bringing fent

[inland jackal]

Dm me whoever wants to hear

[potent hamlet]

Medieval spain or medieval britain

[idle veldt]

You can see my steam library but I’m a big total war fan

[potent hamlet]

i can say im from very far away, and im here to merch

[glad carbon]

dawn of war :3

empire at war maybe

[idle veldt]

The worst one

Excluding the Egypt one

[deep topaz]

fall of the samurai is peak

[idle veldt]

So peak

They should just remake fots

[glad carbon]

hey now robert

you havent tried the clone wars mod

its so fun

[idle veldt]

True, sounds fun

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1291123519207506051/Z5by5vW.mp4?ex=6786be7a&is=67856cfa&hm=e9e2b137b7afc1bb8de191af3c2b37fdec59183a577d87f497fc92ba5e40ff1a&

[idle veldt]

Oh wait empire at war is great

[deep topaz]

i could never get darth mod to work for empire

[idle veldt]

I thought you mean empire total war

Which is dogshit

[deep topaz]

i think napoleon did empire better

[idle veldt]

True and the ww1 mod makes it a real game

[shell venture]

imagine not knowing this

poser

(i never finished bioshock)

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-gif-766857345458198993

[shell venture]

the fucking twinkified kazu

it's twunkover

[pastel quartz]

mgsv or elden ring tonight... what to play

[shell venture]

mgsv

[idle veldt]

Wish there was more mods for mgs5

[pastel quartz]

okie dokie

[shell venture]

or elden ring idk

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-5-fulton-this-man-mgsv-mgs5-metal-gear-solid-v-gif-12553742956627074477

[shell venture]

[pastel quartz]

brother just lost his job

[pastel quartz]

He lives at home anyways though so whatever

Hope he can find another job in the shitass computer science market

[deep topaz]

sponkbog vid dropped

https://youtu.be/TT0D8mWGxic

[pastel quartz]

Finally he's actually making the content everyone originally subbed to him for instead of basic cooking recipes that can be found everywhere else

[potent hamlet]

dude my pc is trying to kill itself when i open roblox

wtf

its so heated up

[pastel quartz]

download more ram

simple

[deep topaz]

cut off back cover for more heat flow

[potent hamlet]

it was using like 70% of CPU wtf

[idle veldt]

Mining

[pastel quartz]

might wanna debloat it or reset it

[idle veldt]

Memory leak

[pastel quartz]

Every few years I factory reset my pc

[potent hamlet]

debloat?

[potent hamlet]

yeah, i think im gonna do that

[potent hamlet]

god damnit

[pastel quartz]

idk man I'm just saying shit I hear techbros say to sound smart don't question it because even I don't really know what I'm talking about

[potent hamlet]

i know i should factory reset

[potent hamlet]

im gonna save up most of the important shit like my 64 gigs of femboy porn

and next time i wont get brave, but fucking opera gx

[deep topaz]

only 64 gigs?

[potent hamlet]

im not very competitive about it

[potent hamlet]

lmao

[ancient barn]

i hate this image more then anything rn i think

[potent hamlet]

yeah, me too

hope that mf burns alive

[ancient barn]

its everything about it

[potent hamlet]

i hate the spider

[ancient barn]

the text, the spider in the pc.

[potent hamlet]

it looks so giant

so australian

[stoic girder]

i think its one of those australian hunting spiders

[ancient barn]

i would chop that mf'er in half

[potent hamlet]

the text is just what will happen to it

[ancient barn]

or shoot it

[stoic girder]

i think they are good

[pastel quartz]

I hate spiders

I don't care they are needed

[potent hamlet]

YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THAT MOTHERFUCKER?

[stoic girder]

its the little ones you have to watch out for

[pastel quartz]

yeah you say that but lets see how you feel with a goliath bird eater nibbling at your toes

[stoic girder]

yeah well i can just kill it but try to find a super killer small one in your home

[potent hamlet]

OH FUCK ITS FUCKING REAL

[pastel quartz]

I think the scare of one of the fuzzy bastards would take more off my life than a bite from a black widow or something

[potent hamlet]

AAAAAA

[potent hamlet]

THIS IS HORRID

[deep topaz]

Kung fu car

[pastel quartz]

DELETE THISIMAGE NOW

[low atlas]

he would be a great hunter

if i find any cockroach in my house, its getting put in a box for this guy

[deep topaz]

If I see something like that in my house it's getting some buckshot

[pastel quartz]

Osaka do you have big spiders in chile?

[idle veldt]

Do you shut down your computer often?

[potent hamlet]

yeah

[potent hamlet]

usually live it like that, but other times it does get shut down because i run out of battery

OH GOD

dude thi

aeugh

this is horrible tbh

[pastel quartz]

STOP SENDING MORE PLEAAAASE

[idle veldt]

So pretty

[pastel quartz]

IF ITS SO BAD DELETE IT

):

[idle veldt]

So it’s a laptop

[potent hamlet]

yeah

[pastel quartz]

why must you send these vile creatures

[potent hamlet]

i cant afford a full desktop pc

[idle veldt]

Dude laptops have a shelf life

[potent hamlet]

if i suffer, you suffer

look at this clanka

[idle veldt]

Alright I don’t like that one, if it’s not fuzzy I hate them

[pastel quartz]

I hope they eat off one of your fingers while you sleep

[pale ingot]

bro look like he makes minecraft skeleton noises when he moves

[potent hamlet]

NUIONONOONONOLNO

NO PLEASE NO

[pastel quartz]

even worse I hope you spot one scurrying around in your room right before bed and you lose it

[potent hamlet]

i have enogh with once seeing a Araña de rincón

[pale ingot]

you wake up with one of your cheeks missing (it moved in your mouth)

[pastel quartz]

or one incubating eggs hatch and a bunch of little spiders go crawling around your house

[potent hamlet]

this little motherfucker can fuck your life up real bad

[pastel quartz]

oh yeah brown recluses

we have them all the way in maryland too

[potent hamlet]

ARAÑA DE RINCÓN

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/bo-sinn-gif-1897366652381993473

[narrow sorrel]

that a recluse?

[pastel quartz]

yap yap yap tell me what to call it once you win a world war

[narrow sorrel]

oh

[red glade]

I've heard they will nibble your tips off if you leave your hand or feet hanging off the bed while you sleep.
And they'll take the nitzels too if you don't cover up

[narrow sorrel]

"nitzel"

what the fuck

[pastel quartz]

recluses straight up make your flesh start to turn necrotic

hellspawn

[narrow sorrel]

nipples?

[red glade]

Nah mate

nitzels

You don't have nitzels?

[narrow sorrel]

.................... 🌰 ????

[red glade]

What are ya, some kinda freak?

[narrow sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/bamboozled-hoodwinked-led-astray-stephen-a-smith-run-amok-gif-12466806

[potent hamlet]

oh, apparently its from the same family but different spider

[narrow sorrel]

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Nitzel

[potent hamlet]

The Rincon is Loxosceles Laeta

[narrow sorrel]

According to the 2010 United States Census, Nitzel is the 49268th most common surname in the United States, belonging to 427 individuals. Nitzel is most common among White (90.87%) individuals.

[potent hamlet]

and the Brown Recluse is Loxosceles Reclusa

[narrow sorrel]

427

💀

[potent hamlet]

no shit sherlock

Nitzel is a only white's name

[pastel quartz]

Sounds like one too

[potent hamlet]

not like a black folk will come and call his son Nitzel

im not

gonna make a racist joke

although it was pretty funny

im fighting my demons rn

[pastel quartz]

go ahead

[ancient barn]

i'm fighting them every second

[pastel quartz]

you're in a safe place

everyone here is a little racist

[narrow sorrel]

...so I had to check for uh

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/donoel-fighting-demons-gif-24504550

[narrow sorrel]

the term for an islamic marriage

[idle veldt]

Only make racist jokes if they are truely funny

[pastel quartz]

atleast for me it's towards all the color of europoor I don't like

[potent hamlet]

Child abuse?

FUCK

[narrow sorrel]

ah no, the proper one with a contract and everything

[potent hamlet]

i couldnt contain miself

[potent hamlet]

oh

Child abuse

[narrow sorrel]

yes but uh

it has a special word

[plucky void]

arranged marriage?

[narrow sorrel]

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/nikah

[potent hamlet]

Child Molestation?

[potent hamlet]

lmao

[shell venture]

it isn't spelled how you think it is

[narrow sorrel]

oh wew

well I mean

[shell venture]

we spell the H

[narrow sorrel]

It's just squiggled letters on a page

[shell venture]

idk why retarded latin languages don't spell a letter

[narrow sorrel]

Youyou do your parents have a physical document

[shell venture]

a what

[narrow sorrel]

the marriage contract kek

[shell venture]

yes lma

lmao

[narrow sorrel]

(we talked about prenuptial agreements in #ofttopic)

lmao

[shell venture]

only people who do that nowadays
are ones with a decesead partner and want the support from the goverment

but you need 4 witnesses to get the money anyways

[narrow sorrel]

I knew the document was a thing but I didn't know the word was uh, kinda silly

[idle veldt]

Are prenuptials different in other countries

[shell venture]

nikah ?

that just means sex

[narrow sorrel]

...what

[shell venture]

yes lmao

p!translate نكاح

[foggy mantle]

Missing Argument
The text argument is required.

Usage: p!translate <to> <text>

[shell venture]

L bot

[narrow sorrel]

p! translate english نكاح

[foggy mantle]

Original

نكاح

English

marriage

[narrow sorrel]

I did it

[shell venture]

huh

what

@low atlas is this real

[narrow sorrel]

are our lives a lie?

[shell venture]

first time i heard of this

[low atlas]

isnt نكاح sex?

[narrow sorrel]

Is there some silliness in algerian arabic that isn't documented?

[shell venture]

yes

[narrow sorrel]

what

[shell venture]

that's what im saying

[narrow sorrel]

My life is a lie again?

[shell venture]

im talking legit arabic

[low atlas]

arabic wiki says

[shell venture]

none of that darja slop

[low atlas]

نكاح is also marriage

and also

جماع

[shell venture]

probably some arab was too embaressed and told the english man it means marriage

[narrow sorrel]

is it like "union" in English?

[low atlas]

lmfao

one thing for usre

i never heard نكاح except in school

so idc

[narrow sorrel]

p!translate english جماع

[foggy mantle]

Original

جماع

English

Intercourse

[narrow sorrel]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[shell venture]

nikah is also used in religious talk as sex

[narrow sorrel]

ah so it's like "union"

[shell venture]

what's the deal with union

[narrow sorrel]

definitions 8/9

[shell venture]

[pale ingot]

Woah. Sex penis

[narrow sorrel]

Woah, ham

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IFcfUnacxAk

"it has to split open"

OH SHE WAS SPLIT WIDE OPEN ALRIGHT

MHM

[narrow sorrel]

8 miliroentgens

so much for the linear no-threshold model

[pale ingot]

Woah.

[narrow sorrel]

💩

[shell venture]

wow the "woman" is a glowie

color me surprised

[slender rock]

no shit dumbass

[low atlas]

@slender rock!!

[slender rock]

ALo

[low atlas]

How you been friend

[slender rock]

had a busy Thurs-Sun

[low atlas]

haven't gotten a chance to play much?

[slender rock]

i have been

[potent hamlet]

i like FBI uniform

[low atlas]

I finished playing my first song n I'm jumping around like a monkey trying to find a song I can play

[slender rock]

some collabs, I am the guitar it's hard to hear in the back. this was kinda running into a Tascam 25 with no guide just figuring shit out

[low atlas]

The 'claps' are a lil loud on the first, but it's got a vibe

[slender rock]

yeah it was rough

try getting to get recording with this

to a sdcard that is of a certain type

[low atlas]

i did this earlier last week, took a couple weeks to figure out n its still abit rusty

[slender rock]

price tag

[low atlas]

proud for my first tho

[low atlas]

[weak jackal]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GhJYqqDWkAAs_5w?format=jpg&name=900x900

[low atlas]

thats double the price of my whole kit

lmfao

[slender rock]

the place I volunteer at has uh

4-5 12 channel and like 3 of the 25 channel I think

so uhh

lol

[potent hamlet]

tbh i think fedcore is funny

[slender rock]

we don't wanna fuck it up

[narrow sorrel]

bro got the raytheon corporate event hat

mar 2007

[snow fiber]

How long have you been playing for?

[low atlas]

2-3 weeks

Of owning the guitar that is

I got a bit busy with uni

[snow fiber]

It sounds pretty good

[low atlas]

thanks! I need to not hesitate as much and memorize tbh

but im happy with where I got so far

[potent hamlet]

my pc just fucking reset itself

[snow fiber]

Bruh she can't drink for shit

[potent hamlet]

its urgent to factory reset this mf

[snow fiber]

She getting it all over her

[potent hamlet]

clanker mf

[low atlas]

Waste of good milk

[pastel quartz]

stop posting porn in my racism channel

[potent hamlet]

they just saw Inglorious Bastards and decided ''Yup, that's what nazis drink''

[pastel quartz]

I'm like 90% sure just like just stop oil they are a smear campaign

[potent hamlet]

they're useless as it is

useless as they can be

[stoic girder]

All they need to do is show a average vegan and average meat eater side by side

[pastel quartz]

they are so comedically evil and obtuse in their goal that if they were to pop up in a movie or a book it would jump out at you that they are shady as fuck

[snow fiber]

You kind of spitting

[deep topaz]

so now peta is on the white supremecy kick eh

[pastel quartz]

most vegans are "health" nuts and most meat eaters are average joes so to be honest a vegan would probably be in better overall shape

[pastel quartz]

you act like meat is the pinnacle of health like most of it isn't corp slop

[potent hamlet]

i remember there was a ship that has free will to kill and ram other ships

[pastel quartz]

vegan vs non vegan is a stupid fucking argument to distract us from the fact both sides are poisoning us

unless you are getting it from a local trustworthy source you are eating killhouse meat made in the most unfathomably unhealthy conditions

[shell venture]

well god damn

[misty mountain]

Gammacare...

[high wing]

grok can suck my di-

[shell venture]

he did make bhs

[pastel quartz]

that being said god damn I love titties

[shell venture]

call me a blizzard employee

[misty mountain]

Elon will say that it was his idea....

[pastel quartz]

truly the Thomas Edison of our era

Elon def eats babies

all billionaires do

the elite in general

[pastel quartz]

thats why the queen lived so long

[high wing]

its in your nature

you eat babies!

https://tenor.com/view/dead-red-redemption-undead-nightmare-gif-13649062

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bn1w-2bW5j4

[pastel quartz]

sasquatch truly is the most oppressed peoples

[pastel quartz]

my stupid chud life... is it just too much to ask to find a girl that also likes mugging homeless people?

I can only dream

[pastel quartz]

I can't even begin to decipher the meaning behind this image

[potent hamlet]

oh shit i have a remove kebab meme in my old phone's file

[potent hamlet]

lol

[pastel quartz]

liquids ptsd induced autism forces him to deny the touch of the woman

my source?

he's literally me

[pastel quartz]

how many of these do you have

[potent hamlet]

@tidal trellis

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/873328170848387125/1316461416026345522/caption.gif

[split canyon]

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[civic panther]

I HATE BLACKROOOOCK!!!! 🗣️ 📣 ‼️
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/493156996644864001/1328529784535253093/I_HATE_BLACK_ROCK_-_Pipkin_Pippa.mp4?ex=67870947&is=6785b7c7&hm=6f76cc5e0cb216748a55d218c3a5b3ff4a13b181842f7db63f75270008213694&

[deep topaz]

real pippatriot hours

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/440005411815424002/1328437596933587014/video.mp4?ex=6786b36c&is=678561ec&hm=0c610e38345d405c82d0fe9d89d8fe9e95bbe6e4bc5e99c7d1ba49f40e4a4a06&

[deep topaz]

that would probably hurt a little bit

[potent hamlet]

gotta reset to factory brb

[minor cypress]

L + gitgud + for dealing with programming to begin with. Theres a reason i only deal with it as needed.

[potent hamlet]

DAMN

DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

Y NO HAAAAAAAAAY NADIE MAAAAAAAAS

QUE PUEDA DARLE VIDA A ESTE CORAZOON

xd

[shell venture]

this bitch got infected with the mexican virus

[potent hamlet]

that fucking song is so

catchy

[potent hamlet]

Im chilean, im a lot more southern than any texan can say

[minor cypress]

CORAZOON

[shell venture]

the joke is racism

[potent hamlet]

y aunque sea laaaaa soledaaad

me duele menos que estar juntos sin tu amoooor

[shell venture]

ME ENCANTA LA PIRATERÍA, ME ENCANTA EL BOTÍN

[minor cypress]

Just now realizing corazon means heart. All i know is its a magic word that calls to me when i get drunk

Just yelling CORAZON and laughing

[potent hamlet]

lmao

[potent hamlet]

And theres noooooo one else, that could give life to this heart of mine

and even if its theeeee lonelineeeeess, it hurts less than being without your love

basically this is the translation

[minor cypress]

[potent hamlet]

its so damn catchy lmao

i dont listen to cumbia very often, but damn

i was listening it in the bus and i was: ''This fucking song... I hate it.''
and then singing it in my house lmao

[void lagoon]

nsfw warnign plz

[potent hamlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9QiUy6GvZI

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-gif-25836431

[stoic girder]

Mans soul captured on camera

[minor cypress]

https://youtu.be/qcgVjdSPJlA?si=wBpqGFt7sE7x6Lmd

[potent hamlet]

now that i notice, this motherfucker got next to the fucking elephant foot WITHOUT ANY KIND OF SPECIAL PROTECTION

[minor cypress]

This living rent free in my head despite understanding 2% of it

[potent hamlet]

holy fuck people didnt know shit about radiation in the 80's

[primal rapids]

People don't know about radiation TODAY.

[potent hamlet]

Its a song from Antonio Banderas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewzNHwA_cUM

[stoic girder]

They thought that the people who drained the water were going to die

[potent hamlet]

pretty much

[stoic girder]

turns out water is a good insulator

2/3 are still alive

[potent hamlet]

I think romans knew that since they used it for public bathrooms

they discovered it took shit away and took the smell away

[deep topaz]

people still think radiation and nuclear waste are neon green goo in a yellow hazmat barrel

[stoic girder]

its just spicy air stop being a pussy

[deep topaz]

oh, some air made you feel bad? grow up.

[stoic girder]

People are concerned how we are supposed to label nuclear waste

[primal rapids]

To be fair, some radiation is visible, it's just blue, not green. Cherenkov radiation and shit.

[stoic girder]

because if civilization collapses how do you tell a bunch of cave men death here

[deep topaz]

there is no honor found here

[potent hamlet]

people are stupid

and they choose to be stupid

[deep topaz]

CONGRATULATIONS

YOU HAVE FIGURED IT OUT

https://tenor.com/view/yes-yes-sir-yayy-kataman-gif-12260883688244422951

[stoic girder]

“Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.”
― Frank Herbert, Dune

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/money-gif-12991360

here is your prize

[potent hamlet]

I hate to say it because it usually makes me angry, but yeah, people are actually choosing ignorance

[deep topaz]

me when my stupid calculator thinks 10,000 - 10,000 is 8

[potent hamlet]

Covid-19 showed me that shit

[stoic girder]

Person is smart but people are stupid

[potent hamlet]

the amount of people i wanted to hit with a metal bar is absurd

[primal rapids]

I love how back in school before smart phones were a thing, every math teacher was like "you're not always going to have a calculator on you."

[stoic girder]

Man school was useless

when the fuck am i gonna use cursive

[deep topaz]

signing a check

[stoic girder]

In this economy?!

[deep topaz]

give the cashier a $3 check

[stoic girder]

cashier would just tell you to shoplift

[potent hamlet]

Too many man, way less people

[primal rapids]

A lot of places straight up won't take checks anymore.

Cash or card or wireless transfer or GTFO

[potent hamlet]

I actually learned a couple of stuff from school

but yeah, a lot of it was useless

no haay nadie maas que pueda darle vida a este corazón

[minor cypress]

Theres very few situations where checks are needed. We had to use em when buying the house and didnt in years.

[potent hamlet]

didnt know a porn game would take so long to move

is it really that important...?

[shell venture]

I LOVE EPIC GAMES SLOP

[potent hamlet]

btw

[minor cypress]

[potent hamlet]

an old outfit of mine from winter

[low atlas]

This that unreal particles + bloom combo

Hit it with the blur too

[shell venture]

yessir

unreal slop

[potent hamlet]

i wanna bring my M65 to the beach it was such a vibe

i would live in the beach because its colder tbh

[minor cypress]

I just wanna sit on the beach, listen to komm süsser Tod, and rot

We aren't making it outta 2025 unscathed this year

[low atlas]

Shit so fucked up we relistening to the entirety of the cry of fear soundtrack

[ruby minnow]

Nothing ever happens

i have hope in 2025

[low atlas]

Get something to burn too

[low atlas]

2025 is either gonna be the best or worst year of my life

time will tell

[minor cypress]

That sounds nice. Last time i'd ever been this low, i burnt years of letters and dogshit i wrote while hanging out the boys

Now the boys are living their own life and i stopped writing years ago

We're at DEFCON: random "can i come over and have a beer & bullshit by the fire" text levels

[low atlas]

doesn't have to be something big, just write down your pain points and set them alight, but I burnt my journal last year and I swear that feeling could never be replicated

[low atlas]

Is it the same stuff from last time?

No need to bring it up just..making sure nothing news coming at you

[minor cypress]

Oh yeah, same stuff i dont mind talking about it

[minor cypress]

Its honestly the most powerful catharsis. I burnt years of depression era therapy, cute letters between me and an ex, years of bs. Felt good to let go

[potent hamlet]

Bests ones to me are
1.- Dark City
2.- Anxiety
3.- Brandon
4.- Hate Life
5.- Kill Yourself

[low atlas]

Learning Sophie on the guitar actually

[minor cypress]

Just having that "damn, evangelion is making more sense." Moment

[ruby minnow]

keeping a journal will never make sense to me

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/blank-stare-seriously-golden-girls-blinking-confused-gif-850647957346982291

[low atlas]

I get you, had smth similar not so long ago, being stuck in your head doesn't help either

Can't help it though, not me anyway

[minor cypress]

You wanna know the worst irony? I proposed and the music box i used played cruel angels thesis. Because that was a big connecting thing for us and we're by a giant evangelion-esque cross. And here i am, depression listening to another song from evangelion

[potent hamlet]

The last times i could grab a guitar, i was able to play Anxiety pretty decently tbh

[minor cypress]

Damn show is too good, and the universe has a shit sense of irony

[potent hamlet]

Also ''He was a good Stalker''

[minor cypress]

Its the "screaming into the internet void" before the internet

[potent hamlet]

but not very decently lmao

[ruby minnow]

i guess so

but still

remembering the instances of life where you were probably miserable kinda doesn't make sense to me

or maybe its just how you react

[potent hamlet]

learning random songs in guitar to impress people when i have the chance to grab one is very funny

[minor cypress]

You remember it so you can observe progress from the bad times

[ruby minnow]

i've lived with people my whole life who kept bad memories always by their side, always remembered them and got depressed over them

[low atlas]

It's not to keep the past, it's to let it out on the spot, and to see things get better

[minor cypress]

Then years later, look back at how you felt and laugh a little

[potent hamlet]

going like, ''can i try that?'' and then play something i know and others dont and when they ask or say: ''Didnt know you play guitar'' i go like: ''I do?''

[low atlas]

I'm surprised it didn't get tainted for you, when my ex did some stupid things I ended up hating everything we did/enjoyed together, shows, music

[minor cypress]

And sometimes just turning brain off and writing is nice. No focus, just writing

[potent hamlet]

i've always wanted to have a guitar around, but theyre too big and clunky to have it

[potent hamlet]

what?

[minor cypress]

Thats my point. Its getting tainted.

The evangelion bit was in reference to the current issue, not the old burnt journal bs

[low atlas]

oh, oh.

I misunderstood

shit, dude

[potent hamlet]

gotta factory reset

brb

i guess

idk

[slender rock]

missing claws

[minor cypress]

Hold on lemme find it

[potent hamlet]

fuck yall this pc will die

in 3

2

1

[slender rock]

unfuck you too

😠

[low atlas]

awh shit man

[minor cypress]

Yeah

[low atlas]

i was gonna say that's cute, but

more bittersweet now, did you get that custom made?

[potent hamlet]

Now I'm continuing in the phone lol

[minor cypress]

Yeah, dressed it up to be a ring holder and all that

[low atlas]

oh man

[minor cypress]

We're still trying to work things out, but shit is painful

And i don't wanna overtalk/overfix things, because thats just smothering

[low atlas]

atleast both of you are trying and it isn't so one sided

i mean it seems to me from how I heard you speak about it earlier

[minor cypress]

Eh. Its starting to just feel like me being fucked up, and her on eggshells.

I don't wanna smother her trying to fix things. She can't do much other than recognize the fuckup and move forward

[visual stirrup]

lol
it used to be something of a trope to go through your grandparents shit and find a box of painful love letters
imagine finding this in your grandpa's attic in the year 2070

anyway

[low atlas]

Yeah, it's just a matter of healing time now

[visual stirrup]

sorry that happened, boss

[minor cypress]

Thanks, i needed that laugh lmao

[pastel quartz]

Hey cucks

[visual stirrup]

you're on thin fucking ice

mind your manners

[pastel quartz]

Mind my nuts

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/982686338291736586/1325341386320510997/maart3.gif

[shell venture]

[ruby minnow]

@minor cypress i just remembered this vid i pinged you with

[minor cypress]

Yeah. We had an agreement for her to stop some shit. I catch it, say nothing to see if she kept doing it. She did, i call her out on it, she apologizes. Next day, does it again. I call her out again and say she apologized yesterday like it meant something.

It was just a little thing that bothered me, nothing major to ask for. But its the principal that she just blew me off, lied about it, etc.

[shell venture]

[minor cypress]

Little shit like that has me stuck feeling like im being a petty jackass looking for fights to bitch over, and its a thin line between rebuilding trust and just respecting myself.

[deep topaz]

her not respecting your wishes isn't a you problem

[minor cypress]

Yep, tracking. So its hard to not feel pissed or resentful for it.

[quartz ridge]

Just remember the "fuck it we ball" will always burn brighter than "its so over"

[minor cypress]

Its not like i enjoy being the "gotcha police". And she just shells up and says nothing because she knows its clear she fucked up. I just hate feeling like im fussing at a brick wall

Its not like im asking for something major. Just a small change that we mutally agreed on. Its not hard, and she just blows it off anyways

[visual stirrup]

i hope that's AI slop

that's unhinged even for "journalists."

[minor cypress]

We're adults, and half the time i feel like i'm just fussing at a toddler.

Nevermind that i hate looking at it that way, but i don't know a better way to put it.

Just...be better. Its easy, real simple.

[visual stirrup]

idk
maybe the "mein teil" guy felt good in his last moments

[quartz ridge]

Been there, it sucks and theres not much you can do tbh

[minor cypress]

Yep, just trying to let it cook. It doesn't help that when i'm hurt over something that matters enough, i turn into the most pedantic, spiteful, vindictive, vengeful asshole. And i don't want that for her.

Everything else in life? Easy going, no care at all. Finding something that matters and hurts enough? I'll go full retard.

Sorry for the bitchsesh, i guess its just my turn in the brainfart schedule

[low atlas]

Nah don't apologize man, whoever wants to listen will, those who won't can just scroll past

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1005146242919174176/1235493672821329941/ezgif-7-a832081a87.gif

wiggle

[low atlas]

you sound like you need it

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-yakuza-ping-gif-21720316

[glad carbon]

real

[ruby minnow]

TURN PEE NIS INTO ROOBOT

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/982684166825054229/1328441982363631686/ClipDown.App_AQMsHPdcBC2N78GmiDYBMcoZVG-NyZ5qI0xrVYKC-lVj6eA-KW6zXfupV7MeRatoqyTbBMNJvTEZcvWdlezzd2C7-GftdM5od1jdrVs.mp4?ex=6786b781&is=67856601&hm=dc16f5c653535fd48e2ed8c61bafa7728b6bac0183650486ce5bcd87d2f3e06f&

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/982684166825054229/1081073527945433228/Media_230303_114257.gif

thief

[ruby minnow]

a livery i do not regret putting on at all

[undone wave]

Mr. The King

[ruby minnow]

i also have Doc Hudson

with a V12

[undone wave]

hell yeah

turn right to go left

[potent hamlet]

Apparently Roblox got hacked lmao

[shell venture]

thank god

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/bftg-manul-destroyer-manul-gif-25106481

[ruby minnow]

chilling in forza 4 with some nice music in at the middle of the night

[minor cypress]

Anyone got some good game reccomendations for the steam deck

[ancient barn]

balatro

[minor cypress]

I got modded minecraft running on it pretty well, tons of balatro.

[ancient barn]

[minor cypress]

Im still trying to get past black chip on checkered deck

[ancient barn]

i'm currently gold stake on green deck

[minor cypress]

I can never tell if its worth trimming down 2-5 in the deck for consistant rolls, and going one suit has felt like bait

[ancient barn]

i had 7 10 of hearts my guy

[minor cypress]

Nice. I think i just try to focus on that stuff too early and screw myself over.

[ancient barn]

this is peak flushing

the best thing you can do early is get a good chip or easy + mult joker

[minor cypress]

Nice setup. Any tips on unlocking the $400 joker?

[ancient barn]

honestly?

i don't know why it hasn't unlocked for me

i think maybe you have to end a run with 400 and it can't be a challenge one?

[ruby minnow]

what the fuck is this game even about

[ancient barn]

getting big points

aka chips

[ruby minnow]

every screenshot of it i've seen is just something else

[ancient barn]

with poker hands

[ruby minnow]

like why is there a joker playing baseball

[ancient barn]

he is a rare that gives x1.5 mult to each uncommon

[pastel quartz]

just finished a presentation for a film class, do you guys think the class will appreciate the ending slide?

[visual stirrup]

needs some skibidi

and a bit of

hawk tuah

[ruby minnow]

add this

maybe this too

[potent hamlet]

I love this tbh

This is my core

Lomandocore or whatever

[pale ingot]

this is called autism

[ruby minnow]

Humans were created

to rule over galaxies

[snow fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/dsp-darksydephil-gentleman-darksidephil-gif-12075543537298487876

[summer flame]

https://tenor.com/view/scorsese-absolute-cinema-meme-gif-9523375912274476782

[echo slate]

zodiac deck is my favorite

[pastel quartz]

this would kill a 16th century peasant

[glad carbon]

@coarse bear

[shell venture]

i hope we develop a virus that kills people through screens

[potent hamlet]

It exists

[echo slate]

https://tenor.com/view/this-fucking-sucks-crying-girl-tears-of-joy-clapping-danny-devito-gif-12766761978490409957

[potent hamlet]

It's Lomando

[shell venture]

you should get it

[glad carbon]

@shell venture are u an rts goober

[shell venture]

no

[pastel quartz]

the humble memetic kill agent:

[potent hamlet]

My man died irl

[potent hamlet]

I did get it

[shell venture]

no i meant like kill them legit

[potent hamlet]

But I survived

[shell venture]

not inflict epilepsy

[ancient barn]

frota do you have UA installed for DoW

[summer flame]

just use a real memetic kill agent and not a sterilized one duh

[pastel quartz]

I think you missed the reference

[potent hamlet]

My brother used to have epilepsy

[pastel quartz]

used to?

[shell venture]

what's the refrence

[tepid pebble]

where do i sign up

[potent hamlet]

Yeah, apparently now he doesn't

Thank God

[shell venture]

hol up i think it's already a thing

[pastel quartz]

SCP

[glad carbon]

nope

[shell venture]

nvm

[potent hamlet]

His liver is fucked up tho

[shell venture]

[glad carbon]

i just bought it

[pastel quartz]

yeah like actually, talk about a miracle ig

[ancient barn]

its for soulstorm to be specific

[summer flame]

I'm actually such a nerd that I know this is specifically a Barry-Langstrom kill agent

please help me

[pastel quartz]

nah scp is cool man

[summer flame]

real

[pastel quartz]

once you get past the surface level

[potent hamlet]

I mean, he used to have seizures and shit and he had to get medicated for that

[summer flame]

scp fucks

great fiction

[pastel quartz]

like actually, the weird niche esoteric scps sometimes actually have crazy good writing

I love the volgun for that

[stoic girder]

didnt the whole wiki get political a while back?

[ancient barn]

its peak

[potent hamlet]

I wouldn't like to see him like that, luckily it was before I was born

[potent hamlet]

I like the tomato

[summer flame]

one of my favorite SCPs is a meta document that contains the scp itself, if that makes sense

[potent hamlet]

SCP-2358632, the liberal

[stoic girder]

worst ones are the self insert ones

[pastel quartz]

I know that one, it's really good

[summer flame]

I think it's called "The Archetype"

[potent hamlet]

I like the tomato

[pastel quartz]

the quality control on the wiki is super tight, most shit ones last a few months tops before being expunged from the site

[potent hamlet]

The tomato is pretty cool tbh

[summer flame]

Volgun is goated for his work

[potent hamlet]

Like, it's a plant of tomato

[summer flame]

free super high quality readings is so awesome

plus visuals usually

[potent hamlet]

Which every tomato can launch at you if you tell a bad joke

And it can actually kill you if you crack a really bad joke

[pastel quartz]

old scps were like, "haha funny uncharacteristic object or thing" now it's like this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEANYJySKEk

this one is wack

[stoic girder]

What about the tree that doesnt scream

[pastel quartz]

though I guess with is a 3000 so it's not really new whatsoever

I like the deep ones

[summer flame]

old scp was more like, "slightly odd/goofy object/phenomenon that can and will kill you if you don't treat it with respect"

[visual stirrup]

his video on the scarlet king is pretty good

but the scp itself is kinda whack

[pastel quartz]

and I like when they are deep because of good writing and not trying to have super deep pointless lore

[summer flame]

The Scarlet king isn't just its own entry

it appers all over the wiki

just like other GOIs

[pastel quartz]

scp is just so hard to get into though because like, getting into scp, itself, and not side content from youtubers and all, is like really hard

because there's like 9000 now

[summer flame]

not really imo

just read some

[pastel quartz]

nuh uh

too hard

[summer flame]

the wiki has a random button

use it

I found some bangers that way

[pastel quartz]

I love the scp about death, where they revive and o5 member and he remembered what death was like

[pastel quartz]

and it was so wretched they had to wipe their memories

[summer flame]

another good one was the camera that can copy/delete someones mind

[potent hamlet]

It's like the bible, just grab an article and read it

[pastel quartz]

but as you read, you realize the truth is that it lies in your belief, and only because of their belief that the afterlife would be like that they experienced it after death

[visual stirrup]

https://youtu.be/xvD0cty6TPM?si=l5VOIfgdj4b4MXz6
this one is pretty good
the SCP is humanity's desire for primitive living and struggle
to live at the edge of starvation with prescientific thinking
to be cruel before the enemy

[potent hamlet]

You're not supposed to know all of them

[summer flame]

and how detailed the entry got about how awful it felt to get your soul ripped from your body