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2? there are 3
my idea
the "middle" pistol grip is the actual grip for the trigger
there must be a linkage on the left side for working the real trigger that's been left on
maybe
but like this is
a actual gun
do you know what the word "handguard" means?
used by a actual soldier
calm down, osaka
so it is functional
as far as we know it
it has served this man well enough that he did not replace it and kept using it
sorry, im getting a stroke
even going as far as to get a supressor and a optic for it
im actually trying to comprehend this gun
the middle grip is for the firing hand
you can see the ad-hoc trigger in front of it
that piece of metal runs along the left side and back to the reciver to cause the gun to fire
it either pushes against the original trigger or runs into the receiver itself and causes the weapon to fire
is that two guns or some fucked up AK l86 monstrosity
insane bullpup modification for the AK
yucky
only got power to not die
goose
Orks just built different
they built dead 'ard and da bezt
got yer nose
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Yall are regarded
I watched this guy on youtube im pretty sire
Sure
He does a shit ton of train surfing
Mostly in eastern europe
i have to say something here
gotta add the hard r
tortiller
i once knew a guy who pronounced "window" like "winder"
Neofudd lore
i said when cyberpunks modding got bigger that it would surpass skyrim and fallout 4 in the case of nsfw mods
with a thick southern accent
and i was right
cyberpunk nexus page is nothing but nsfw mods now
most of it being nsfw clothes
SHIELDS ARE DOWN, BLAST EM
low recoil meta
You forgot all the car mods.
There's a place called winder but I'm pretty sure it's pronounced like the toys
I assume that actual modding is difficult in cyberpunk
so we're left with graphics and gooning shit
yeah i saw a aston mardin db11
those are cool
but still
a majority of mods
are still goon mods
i mean if you look at fallout 4s 30 day most downloaded
yes you will see porn mods but you will also see a whole lot of mods that add guns,cool armor or gameplay changes
cybercum is real?n
not at all, there a craptons of real mods
but there's also just a lot of fucking degenerates
does a single one of them add a gun or improve the menus?
yes
There are some for both of those things, but yeah, it's mostly female clothing or body texture mods.
when I say "add a gun"
I mean with new animations
not a reskin with special effects
you're asking for a whole lot
not really but that doesn't mean there aren't "real" mods
fallout 4 had that within a few months, I think
it's been years since CP2077 came out
even fallout new vegas didn't have guns with custom animations on its own for a good amount of time
a lot of games with a large modding community don't have strong capabilities for new guns and that kind of stuff
yeah because
fallout 4's modding capabilities
are great
a lot of things that you can do
it's almost like there completely different engines with different possibilities
sorry that sounds snarky to say
FNV got that like just recently
there were no guns with custom animations
I'm looking at it now
it's all fucking graphcs and gooning shit
you would have to replace all the animations to get animations onto that custom gun
some custom clothes
a majority of what you will find that is not goon
is car mods
which are pretty high quality ngl
yknow what you can have your opinion
who the fuck needs this much clothes to play 2077?
are any of you actually immersed in this game? don't you want some cool sci-fi armor or some shit?
if you are only looking for the color red in a room and I ask you what you saw you'll only remember the red things
The stupid thing is there is a lore reason why so few edgerunners wear armor.

If you wear armor as an edgerunner, you get called a "doughboy" and will lose street cred as a perceived coward.
Not even joking, that's part of the lore.
I agree the majority is clothing mods but if you take a second you will find plenty of 'real' mods
kinda makes sense since there is cyberware to cover that stuff anyways
There's a pretty good amount of great mods for cyberpunk that isn't just cars or stuff, you just have to look
I spent a while looking through the mods trying to make 2077 less boring
and all the mods are reskins, clothes, graphics, etc.
almost no new content
Armor is additive. Just because your subdermal armor can take a gunshot doesn't mean body armor is useless. Especially since the body armor doesn't require you to drag your ass to a doctor.
if you only want new guns I guess you're not in luck then
But no, if you wear a substantial amount of armor as an edgerunner, you're either a doughboy or wannabe corpo, according to the random idiots who choose that profession.
you're right in terms of fully new content like cyberware and guns the selection isn't vast
nonexistant
even W3 modding hasn't taken off yet
because the way CDPR makes games isn't conducive to any mod deeper than the skin
Power armor also isn't really a thing in Cyberpunk. That doesn't mean it doesn't exist as a concept, but it's usually more like a miniature mech, or they scoop out your brain and put it in a robot.
It’s really cool how it works
If you have a plate carrier, it’s good enough, but if you have a vest with plate inserts, the vest alone provides some soft armor, and when combined with a plate it increases the vests overall effectiveness, more than just a plate carrier
power armor is a thing
there are plenty of deep and cool mods, the only catagory I can think of that's not fleshed out is new guns/cyberware/quests
Witcher 3 modding had it's time, but due to lack of support, the main server for it being run by unironic racist doxxers, and the next gen update breaking all the mods, it's pretty much dead
I feel like even if I were to modify my body to be more armored, I would still use a vest with plate inserts. Reducing damage to my body is kind of the whole point
ACPA is a thing, yes. But it's either much larger than what most people imagine power armor to be, or again, they scoop your brain out to put in it rather than it being something you wear.
smasher is literally wearing power armor
he isn't wearing power armor he IS the power armor
Smasher is a borg. The only organic thing of him left is his brain and brain stem.
him being just a torso and a head just gave him more reason to sell into arasaka
Smasher’s body quite literally is power armor yeah
He has no body, his body is power armor
Smasher's brain also isn't located in the head of his body, it's in his chest.
What little skin you see on his face is purely cosmetic.
that's kinda creepy
but cool
but like still
he is kinda wearing power armor
a experimental version of it basically
It's probably what allowed him to survive a close proximity nuclear detonation.
that's why you don't see anybody else wearing something like that
Dragoon isn't power armor, it's classified as a full-body prosthetic.
Like how your ribcage is wearing skin, sure
His Dai-Oni, on the other hand, is power armor, since it's worn on top of a different body, but he isn't using his Dai-Oni in 2077.
i need to check the smashers armor from that little display thing on the ship
Those are literally just spare armor plates.
oh wait then i'm thinking of the Dai-Oni that was in the display case?
Lol. Lmao. No.
then what was the in the display case
The display case just has spare armor plating for his Dragoon frame.
Which again, is basically his body. He's wearing it in the same way you're wearing your skeleton.
In order to "take off" his Dragoon body, they remove his biopod, which is basically a life support system for his brain in a jar, and pop it in a different body.
I want panam to smother me with her thighs
that is certainly a way to bring down the hammer
In the lore, Adam Smasher actually had a Gemini body, which is visually identical to a normal organic body. It made him look like a buff, blonde Elvis complete with pompadour.
I wonder what mike pondsmith in the 80's would have thought seeing lucy r34 from today knowing he is responsible for it
this is like how
actually no
its not like that at all
japan getting nuked and godzilla being added to fortnite is not that relevant
to that topic
i mean the truth is there
japan being nuked lead to godzilla being able to do skibidi toilet emote in fortnite
I mean if you really want to talk about butterfly effect you can go back further to archduke Ferdinand
Him getting killed is why you can floss as godzilla in fortnite
we want to go really far back we can look at some fishies sprouting legs
Exactly
and really really far back we can see some clumps of hydrogen forming a main sequence star becoming our solar system
or way back when
nothing ever existed
actually no
that's too back
lets dial it to forward a little bit
and there are godlike frog people now
thats assuming there was absolutely nothing before the big bang
I wonder what was before it
Nothing
Without time there is nothing
How do you know that
Even if there were something without time nothing would happen
again, thats assuming the big bang was the start to 'existence'
how do you know there weren't fish people back in the day
This damn universe is a simulation
because there were fish people back in the day
My theory is that the true universe is an infinite void with spontaneous big bangs
Our universe is one such big bang
basic statistics
nice tits
my theory is all of you are in my head
boring i'd say
Just because she has taste doesn’t make her unhinged
Breezy buys into the bug people goyslop too much truth is yakub started the universe so he could enact his plan to make white people 
my theory is that everything is controlled by humanity but some of us just want to stay ignorant to it
Bug people?
you will eat ze bugs breezy
what is wrong with eating bugs
you will own nothing and be happy breezy
some of them actually taste good
you ever try dried crickets before?
Nothing, there are just way better options out there
I own lots of stuff goober
This reality isn't real, it's a dream conjured by a blind idiot god. Either escape the dream, succumb to your falsity, or assert your control over it.
In other words, get CHIM you fuck.
If bro tries to abolish ownership then humanity will abolish his brain from his skull
Using high powered rifles
what is this game about and why is there an anime girl plastered all over it
I dont get it populations are declining and we cant own anything, there is extra stuff why cant i have it
its a horror game made by russians
that hit like how crack hit the black communities back in the 90s to the incel community
its an experience
I LOVE ANIME 
whats the name of the game I need it for research purposes
misedai
ctually
@tidal trellis
its MilsimIde
what the fuck does this mean
No it’s not squad
stop with the psyops
Nothing happened at Tiananmen Square
Saudi in Pakistan's place
fake news we all know flop really looks like this
@tidal trellis face reveal
40 year old man twink
He is a 60 year old man
now palta
@astral grove
300gb for like 3 games in one launcher no?
I literally searched pakastani male into tenor no its not
thats slightly above average of like 80gb a game for recent years
pakistani beach
I mean, there are differences
peruvian
Least racist latina
gato
I have never met someone as racist as my Dominican friend
That's in our DNA
He actually impresses me with how much he says the n word
Like, giraffes have evolved to long their necks and reach food
Latinos have evolved to be the most racist people on earth
yeah
oh shit
This’ll definitely affect the trout population
Me and who
no one
Eat then? 
I want a cigarette before
Addiction final boss
i actually have this as bg in my smartwatch
Made by a vocaloid user called Scapegoat-P.
Song was made in 2009, and it's 2 minutes long.
Full song is lost, with this being the only clip available.
Art by @ZiltyFnati
EDIT: The full version has been found as of late on Scapegoat-P's original youtube account. Honestly never expected this to get found.
FULL VERSION:https://youtu.be/Rk_bB...
btw do any of yall hear something?
like, i cant understand not even vocaloid singing or nothing
just sounds like a funky beat
i was looking at this
thought: ''It looks cool, is it from a game?''
starts to investigate, its from a vocaloid lost song
starts looking at other's Lost media songs
MARETU's venting song about having an eating disorder
Song named ''Abortion''
song with miku being a shadow with eyes
stops investigating
Vocaloid horror media kinda scares me because i never know when it'll start to be scary
Like that song named Our Anniversary
Basically is miku kidnapping len, torturing him, killing him and then feeling empty or sad or something
and then going actually crazy
the first time i saw it i got scared really really bad
specially being a little girl with like 12 years old discovering vocaloid
Jewish space lasers
Nah just Sacramento kings NBA team winning somehow
Black American space beam
This why you got exiled you dip shit
you said it was from NBA
Racism
Ball went through a thing
Someone didn't block it
She's not woke, mind your yapper, buddy
Get fucked chump
im not argentinian
Worse
We're all fucked either way
that's better than the cannibal mice
also chickens are fucking wild
Real
I said “jesus christ” in passing once, I burst into flames
@mossy void
@tight rune wort wort wort
Wort wort wort!
inb4 this is bashing on a minority waaah
@potent hamlet oh look you
Open brainfart
Vivziepop stuff
Day ruined
Vivziepop more like vivziepoop 
I've never even watched any of their stuff
I just don't wanna see it 
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
-average vivziepop dialogue
open brainfart
dry posting
day saved
Falsehoods
My manager keeps trying to tell me to play marvel rivals, and I just don’t have the heart to tell him
Spoidaman
Morning frens
may as well say hop onto lesbian furry sex sim (with fishing)
How are you dawg
I'm good
Hop on Baba is You
how are you :3
https://www.youtube.com/@LordHansCapon/videos han's actor has a youtube channel 
I love how in touch warhorse and it's actors are with the community
fuck
your butthole wil tho
fuck MREs are expensive
where's the rest of the mre?
my healthcare 🙂
rat-fucked
that last part is crazy
Schrodinger's law is nice
what if its jorking yo shit then it goes into harvest mode and pulls it off
kys
@steel bone
reddit repost?
Nope, stole it from DoC
Delight of Croatia?
FUCK THE GOVERNMENT
@potent hamlet
^_^
what are you, an elf or something?
von will get reincarnated as a cod zombie
hi vro
You will be zombified as a cod reincarnate
love this anbd love the song every time, gmc brought back a banger
OMG
it spong
:D
da,nm thsisi so sad, this made me oeaioaoaea
lol i lvoe these old school memes, people went so hard, if you had that feeling then move XD
or derender them XD
Sponge these posts are from 4 days ago
its so sadm, he will be missed, 😭
meeee
What the hell is blue collar burger
shitty overpriced local chain probably
hawwo.... oh noooo!!
I stained my shirt with a little bit of buldak sauce, and even after washing it, i cant get it out

hi pookie
yeah neices over, we celebrate holidays dfifferantly, you have celebrations with clsoe family/who you can, thenyou arrange, after/2nd holidays with those you missed, or 3rds with those who you missed after that
almost a year late
like, cant make it to chrismas, say youw ill be over a week from then and give presents celebrate it then, so kdis get 2 chrismas's kinda thing XD
but yeah hows froga and chat been
Shouldve cropped it
good 
bleech it, or tie die the shirt 😄
i been doin okay mr spong
buldak? more like ballsack
How
Not as bad as when I soaked my white shirt with blood
I needed to wash it 3 or 4 times
can't talk about it cuz it was politics but I made him appear dumb for a moment and it was based 🙏
This retard talking politics with his family 
you know it bestie 
Me and my dad never talked politics but when we do we end up agreeing
my dad gives a lot of pushback when we disagree on something but I'm fairly good at getting through most of the time
waoo, i hope flop is okay, or are they busy guh. ing O_O
90-00 indtructional videos alwayus sent hardonthe music
don't out me like that bro 
Politics ruining relationship with your father
sorry oomfie
It's really sad how pathetic you are
One day you will realize that it's all pointless bullshit and it doesn't matter, but family does
who's ruining their relationship with their dad
What
I love my dad, xalrider my boy 
yo robert
you should learn to talk to your old man without filters, it's healthy
Yah bro
do you play warthunder
I haven’t for like a year, but I did a lot when I did
whats ur highest rank
German tanks american planes
I have the first American jet
Star fighter I think
F104C???
Yeah it’s bigly shit
Were you only free to play
nah I stopped playing like 6 years ago or something
the game was still just WWII at that time
waooo, quiad stack p90, with te switch
images from Zdzisław Beksiński, trevor henderson and pinterest, used kling AI and lumalabs
pt. 56 https://youtu.be/5T1DMqi-BZU
yo this shit is actually scary holy fuck
Why did I click on that
always goon
No matter how many naked woman you add
I will not switch off hawkeye
based
don't let women ruin your fun
Did you mean to make that rhyme
Have you been here before, I don’t recognize you
yes but very off and on
some of the people here talk like they're NPC's with generative AI dialogue
so I limit my time here
nice to meet you though if we haven't already❤️
Yeah lotta not real people in this chat
me in my head havign whole ass conversationas
that shit still gives me aneurysm many years later
you're a highly secretive organization of assassins
also existing in a world of magic
yes. let me leave orders for my subordinates in the fucking tree stumps.
Also hello busy
How is it going big dawg
that's oblivion you mouth breather
and hello
This guy

The fact that people know your organization exists means you already fucked up
or maybe not idk
Dark brotherhood seem the type to put up ads around town
remember when they worshipped mephala and were considered a less nuanced, more radical faction of the morag tong?
just wait till you find out they can throw shit
Shalom brainfart, hows tonight going?

@steel bone another one of yours using the
emojies
@eager igloo 
"Mouth breather"


yes why
Funny
@rose ferry @arctic pawn 
Didn't play oblivion either
crung
Not planning to either
@wheat kestrel fuck you 
I wonder, if you can stop time at will, can you ever claim self defense?
this is you
omg hiii bruno 
Like you always could straight up get away
hiiii!
Unless someone kills you before you realize it
well! I slept super good last night :D

No nightmares?
0 nightmares
!!!
we're so back
Im excited to hear all that
Oh hey mysh
Cant claim anything happened without a body
We are so back
P!gerara
Also im suprised to see you here
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How are you doing bruno
Engage with the hypothetical, dickhead 
won't even be mad if they're back tonight again, I'm just stoked 
Am good, got a job and ill start tomorrow. Rn just sipping my morning coffee
Oh nice
Also ham. Its been in there overnight now
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Drink up and feast your eyes to the DemonDis...
claim you cant do it for long also wait untill the windup before doing anything
i bought hotline miami 
Slight setback for a major comeback 💪
fr
Whats your job?
Hows my fav ukrainebro doing anyways
hope you enjoy your coffee, I'm gonna put on a cup as well in a second
Rude
Cleaning trains, pays well and i dont need to talk to customers
I will eat your winter supplies
@eager igloo did you make any salts and crystals?
Im not, its too hot :(. Hope you enjoy yours
We need to play HD2 at some point
good fucking luck surviving along our building's very competitive rats
A bit tired, otherwise pretty good, prob gonna get some monster later, they got the doctor one
and hobos occasionally snacking on them
That one is good
Yeah it is. Sadly we dont have it here
They only have like 4 different ones here tbf
I bought a 12 pack of Orange creamcicle which will be my last energy drinks for a while

we do, I haven't dispensed enough FMJ democracy into the cranial units of tyrannical machines NEARLY enough
Theres closer to 10 here wtf
Yeah while you're recovering from kidney stones
Exluding all the imported ores
Tan man
great news artyom
pretty soon you'll have many people to share your jobless troubles with
Time to learn to code
oh wait AI is doing that already
С завода не уволят
you know, it's funny, it's so, so fucking easy to replace my job in particular with an ai, but it's just cheaper and easier to keep me as the mine slave for a little longer
Untill some asshole decides its time to start an union
and you all get axed
@digital quartz this how i be moving at 60
a lot of factories are already automated but you'll last longer on slav ones indeed because they're a fucking affront against nature, logistics and any sort of order, and to navigate that chaos, you have to be a low wage slave human
Arts and crafts are probably safe
hi bob
half the artists are literally crying about AI taking their jewbs for a year or two now
im talking physical
like pottery
or glass making
physical stuff do be somewhat safe from AI yet because it demands and additional layer of robo interaction which is a bother
but your local pottery market has been destroyed long before that by cheap af chinese import so
woah that's a whole new brand of schizoposting I wasn't prepared for 💀
but that shit went hard ngl
What jobs will there even be left soon
Soldier
physical oddjobs be prospering
become a plumber today and never starve Artyom
This period in the history will be called "Death of Purpose"
Time to learn welding
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aaaAAAA WHOOOO
unironically a solid choice, should your lazy ass actually chase that
bless you
Politicians will never be replaced by AI
mods take away this underaged baby already
@steel bone
Wrong. AI reincarnated FDR is coming and you cant stop him
Haha, he doesent know how to weld?
The biggest danger is c-suite getting sold golden wrapped BS and buying into slop. Saw the same thing when crypto dropped
It's kind of sad how AI is managing to take creative jobs before technical ones
I'm pretty sure thats exactly the opposite of what people thought would happen
I have a couple more years of "free" time, i will learn js for now, and if ai really does take my job, then it will be time for weldertyom
it's gonna be a wild period of time for some companies buying into some "sophisticated AI solution" and going "wait but why are the results so mediocre and why do I have to fine-tune and control it so much I thought it's a magic bullet" while the real specialist are getting thrown into the wind
People thought it would be slavery all over again
guess they were wrong
Also depends how close we are to AGI
I don't go through meticulous shaving and cuts just to be called that 
Cmon
Didnt they buy a nuclear reactor to power AI in the US
madi's example taught me to know better than to question zoomer's agenda, but allow me to carefully inquire
i think its already here
why the fuck it is js?
its just waiting
I have all the materials to study it and my friend's assistance if needed
god fucking damn it
Pretty much happening right now. Its always been smoke and mirrors with a sliver of actual good tech coming out.
why in gods name IS THSI SO HIGH QUALITY,
Yes?
@river zealot if everything goes wrong you caan just enlist
@river zealot also your addicted ass
Male loneliness epidemic will hit the western world like a nuke
I haven't drank one in like 2 weeks
Take 50 000 years of men being providers and nuke it
@river zealot Joe Biden alt account 
I guess the silver lining is said specialist eventually being called back by the suites having their pants full of shit and going "so how's that AI revolution gone for you? only coming back with some serious increase in pay"
but probably not. you can't win in this shitty monopoly
Sunk lost fallacy
Are you gonna elaborate on this or what
aint gonna replace me clanker
sure, I'll elaborate, though I feel like you'll neither agree or consider it
learning a language without the purpose but because you simply can is fucking stupid
the sigma BID(burn it down, save bnullets by torchign the building)
Pretty much. 2025 got me past the "it'll all work out" and knee deep in the "everybody knows shits fucked" era already
I was gonna do IT anyway, i got a возможность to do it early on and with better material, so i took it
what are you gonna use js for?
Backend mostly
do you want to do backend?
I mean yeah, it seems interesting
I dont like frontend that much
then you have a purpose for it slowtyom
Bro doesnt know about the full stack propaganda
My friend is going full stack actually
My condolances. May his pay and benefits outweigh his crushed soul
full stack sucks ass
Then i guess i do, my favourite ruski
||almost every slavic job is by default a soul-crushing full stack, not much to lose here||
Is that why any people that leave slavland seem like crazy dedicated workers or burnt out af?
correct
ah the japanese worker cosplay
get these foul demons out of my skull
also the reason the moment my digital design frens started working remotely on western market, they vowed to never ever work for russians again
morning, fellas
popping in for my occasional appearance, i start a new job today
Ahh whatcha doing?
Replace them with bunnies :3
rural mail carrier. 20 bucks an hour starting pay, stable work, great benefits, and if i move a year from now i can just transfer to a different post office
Ngl that seems hella chill
USPS is honestly the only government agency to ever make me go "oh shit wait that might be tight as fuck to work at"
i love driving so it's a great job for me tbh
depends on the neigbourhood
that job sounds really chill damn
indeed
dunno if the pay is enough for sustaining life in your parts, but delivering mail seems chill
hope it goes well jaboopy ❤️
Nice, sounds cozy. A buddy of mine drives for ups and enjoyed it. Until his dui 
North Dakota's a nice place
i foresee no issues
How white is it? 
it's North Dakota, the answer is 'extremely'
Its north Dakota what do you think
Ok but what if you put kontakt 1 on it
The most i heard him complain about was people not loading truck properly and mislabeled mailboxes
Overall, a chill gig.
Based
North Dakota has three population groups. white people, natives, and for some reason there's a lot of latinos for how north it is
fuck you! 
What if we dont. There was a planned t-72 modernisation with ERA though which suprised me

Since our lieutnant was pretty firm on why we wont put era on the leos
Put the era on the leopard bruno
im gonna be able to rent a 1 bedroom apartment and feed myself off one income here with this job tbh
Prolly not in like 4 years
we'll deal with that when we get there
Yeah, fuck the commander 
fucking sold. do you need an on foot courier as well? I volunteer
besides, even if in 4 years i cant do it solo, my boyfriend will have moved in with me by then and he's a mechanic so, yknow.
good money
i dunno. ND's a really spread out area even in the city
Nice. Don't sleep on union benefits and stuff either. As long as you so your job well, theres a decent chunk of progression in it.
for sure
We have the loader if the commander dies 
ah, right, dammit, everything is for cars in america, i forgor
Just...don't get DUIs and do your job. Ez gig
The commander can load, but can the loader command
On paper yes
i did a 6 hour ruck march with like 40 pounds on my back around Bismarck a couple months back, and fucked up my body so bad i got sick 
Now my commander did die during a war excerscise and the loader had to command
i dont drink, so that's EASY to avoid
There was some blue on blue and my driver had to reverse by himself and not listen to the loaders commands
only time i drink is when friends from out of state visit, and even then i dont go out to do it.
North dakota looks like some entry level simcity grid design. Its spread out
I am so royally fucked if I ever somehow get stuck in US with my driving aversion and zero experience in it
You know english
thats...the most accurate description of the state ive ever heard. holy shit.
already better than most drivers
Cannot translate to the same language
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you absolute mongoloid artyom
he'll let you know by shitting or vomiting on you 
You can see the start of the grid in bottom right, then they said "fuck topography, make it fit."
- I work remotely 2) I used metro when I worked in an office
i mean it's pretty easy to do that when the topography is nonexistent
"hey we wanna put a city here"
"oh nice, go ahead it's already fucking flat"
Lucky, why do you hate driving anyway
Slap our interstate right across. Make the highways sorta connect in a rough grid
and then you enter Bismarck, the big population center, and you realize they did that for the city too
"MAKE IT SQUARES."
there's the person who knows moscow metro only by the game with the same name and not the stench of slowly decomposing elderly citizens during rush hour, calling it lucky
honestly, really easy place to navigate even for my road-nav challenged brain
and well, driving isn't really "driving" in moscow, it's "standing in a traffic jam" about 70% of the time, fuck that
By lucky i meant remote work
oh that is very lucky, true
I fear I may have trouble not crying and passing out in complete disgust should I ever have to go back to working in an office
remote spoiled me horribly
ive never seen a more consistently depressing country to live in than Russia TBH. nobody has ever told me a good thing about living there
there's probably some good things to be told about here
I think thats just most of eastern europe tbh
but I personally don't like it here, aside from having a decent life in comparison to most, so can't really comment here
Сыро, вяло и уныло
there's a fair chunk of Eastern Europe that just makes me think it's the Maine of Europe, in that it's cold and really boring, but not bad per-say
my biggest complains are nonexistent sun half the year and tarkov mentality people everywhere
I cant even imagine not knowing how to drive at all. Its pretty impossible to do here unless you are in a decent urban area and never leave it
TBH i cant exactly blame people who dont want to drive, even if it would benefit them greatly
driving can be spooky
Tarkov mentality? Crying and hating but still doing it?
Playing way too much cities skylines/simcity really ruins maps and roads for you. All the insane bullshit starts making sense.
only ever been behind a wheel when I was a wee child and my granpa let me drive in some village road after I got my tooth taken out, and some karting, and daaaaas it
that said, after somehow driving the 30 hours from Maine to the middle of North Dakota in the span of ~40 hours, i think my perspective on driving can be considered psychotic because i honestly dont even remember most of that drive
I've meant the aggressive and prone to criminal mentality but your version is true as well
We got way more public transport here than in US
like i seriously drove a 30 hour drive in two sessions with a stop at a bar with a buddy of mine halfway through and then like 4 hours of sleep
i do not remember most of it
fugue state or smth
I barely like any drive over 3 hours, and 6+ hours turns into a blur
Where i am only fueled by hatred of people not using turn signals, and semis in the left lane.
Or worse, semis in both lanes matching speed
i vaguely remember staggering into the garage of my roommate's house and slurring words out of my mouth in a delirious state before sleeping for ~a day and a half.
this was in October
We had a nice 6hr drive to san antonio a few weeks back. I forget how hilly texas can be compared to LA






