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The gangs will go from red vs blue to red vs red white and blue
Taking notes on what country not to visit?
America is a fantastic country to visit
Reducing the country to its flaws in policy is very dismissive of the real beauty this vast country contains
Propaganda
Yeah right
Because the national parks are just cardboard cutouts
The transcontinental railroad is just a train car on a treadmill
And donât get me started on the rocky mountains and the salt flats of death valley
Grand canyon, mount rushmore, the fuck off massive bass pro shop pyramid
All propaganda
You're already started so keep going
Notice I didnât get started on the rocky mountains or salt flats
Just mentioned them

I'm not into travelling
Could be a start
Expensive aye
Oh man, the appalachian trail
Nah 
Domestic person
The Appalachian trail is fucking wild
Smh, get out more
I don't wanna be that guy but let's be honest any half decent unit would mop the floor with the hood gangsters
what a steal
Delta
2100 miles of trail, only the most serious hikers are able to do it all. People come from around the world to walk it, and itâs one of those trips you take to really take some time to just stop and think about your life, your place in the world, that sort of thing. Just you, the trail, and your own two feet
Pretty cool I think
3379 KM for you euros
Deus ex if it was made today
Ok?
Thats just a normal german evening
Dude. 2100 miles is from northern ireland to ukraine.
We call it "taking a walk"
dont drink this shit thats how u gonna die
Wtf ivan this room is way too bright and the desk is not dirty enough. Also where is your gun
I dont have a license for a gun even though I could get one pretty easily
so I can own a pistol
:)
First a crack in her leg bone then last week she fell on that leg and had surgery again
Shes fine
She send me all the ugly pictures
Fucking hag
lmao
As if im into gore
was she conscious while the surgery ?
You people have a network of trails that go all over
We have a trail that encircles your country
im not german but that must be nice trail ngl
Itâs world renowned yes
Iâve heard stories about it, I havenât been lucky enough to walk it myself
When they stitched it
It takes about on average $3-5,000 to walk the trail
and she said to her self " omgf lest make pictures of this to remember"
Food, lodging, equipment, that sort of thing
5k??
And send it in the family group chat 
If youâre smart you can save but, yep, when you consider all the necessities
bro i dont want to be the guy but your mom kinda wierd
I know
all i need is good pair of shoes,food, beer and maybe phone
Shes one of these "i birthed you,you owe me all" Mothers
ahhhhhhh fuck that
Coffee and cake for whwn were done with half the stroll
and big cuban cigar
Youâd think so but, youâd be wrong
This is one of those trips where if you plan on actually doing it, you need to plan extensively, a long time in advance, and prepare well
She a single mom?
Yeah evening stroll
Nah lul but 5 kids,my dad is ultra chill
my everyday stroll to school
jesus 5 kids still a bitch
ive heard for jury duty to get out you basically need to know the fact that you can basically find someone not guilty unanimously as the jury even if they did do the crime
I also found out that itâs easier than youâd think to get lost. It may be a well walked trail but, if you go off it, itâs not hard to lose it
like if the guy murdered someone but the circumstances are sympathetic you can still find him "not guilty"
Wait til you learn about Mormons 
just dont be a moron and a smart guy and follow the marks jesus
Light switch on a tree:
Complacency really
That is called jury nullification, and it happens more than youâd think
Just like bikers ignoring signs about cliffs
Max stupidity
Can illegal immigrants get jury duty?
LMAO
Also jury nullification is not a get out of jury duty free card
You donât get to just yell âjury nullificationâ and youâll get kicked out, thatâs not how it works. In some cases it may increase the odds
just dont do crimes lol
You have to register to vote or get some sort of government benefits, so theoretically yes? But realistically no. You have to be a permanent resident with an address to get a jury summons
u are joking but these guys have skill .. i cant use this for shit
How can you get a jury summons if they canât send the letter
i think in LA u dont need ID card to show
hold on
They canât
yeah but how
you dont need an ID in alot of places in the US
that's so crazy
because the US doesnt have national ID
Its cause they think brown people are too stupid to get an ID
It is illegal for noncitizens to vote in federal or state elections
but thats just stupid
yeah ive heard that, that having an ID to vote is racist
Well in most cases probably but there are enough edge cases in the US thanks to shitty infrastructure and poor county and state management
that there are enough people for whom it would be fairly difficult to get an ID
I think people forget how large the US is
fair enough
in Rural areas they would often have to cross into different counties because their counties might not have an office that even issues that
They really do.
that are only open on 2 weekdays for that purpose
I think its the maps that make it look small
what does that have to do with anything
We donât measure distance by distance, we measure it by time it takes to get there
and those people might also not be in a position to take off 1 day at work
so true
or couldnt even travel there to begin with
You can drive on the highway in texas for 6 hours
And still be in texas
in the US its a much more complicated issue than in the EU where most countries have mandated ID requirements, but ID is also readily available
and fairly straight forward to acquire
btw imperial system sucks and it dosnt work
cry about it
why is the fix not asking for id, instead of making it easier for legal citizens to acquire ID's
I am talking sustained 95MPH, for 6 hours, still in texas
Because infrastructure bills, government spending bills for management and what not are notoriously never funded enough
and those get blocked ALOT
unlucky, fund it
viva la revolution
you cant be letting random people voting
It would be nice if the DPS were open after 5
Beer is piss period

also american beer is piss
all beer sucks
kvas is gas tho đĽ
alcohol is bad
no?
Yes it is
yes
yea
alcohol good
i was about to say something that would've gotten me in trouble kek
Luckily im not american. But republicans often block such bills, or form them in such a way that for example funding is based on property taxes of an area, which means rich areas get funding, poor areas dont
The only alcohol that tastes good is in cocktails where I canât actually taste the alcohol 
skill issue
alcohol existed originally as a clean way to get drinking water
much like how school districts are funded in much of the US
cause it kills germs
Iâve been hammering that drum for years
schools are pretty much ass
Fuck public school funding system all my homies hate public school funding system
if somone is adicted to someting thats just skill issue imo

You lack the knowledge required to properly understand addiction, clearly
both sides try to sneak shit in in massive bills is what i noticed
Yea i mean thats true, but republicans are the ones that tend to just unilaterally block infrastructure spending, or relief spending, or school funding
i started smokeing cigs at age 13 and stoped at 17 in one day, i used to smokes 1 pack a day
Cool
smokes for 4 years doesn't know what addiction is


based
Anecdotal evidence is only evidence of an anecdote
anecdote extrapolation to everyone
I have an easy time to kick addiction too, but im also based and cool and sexy
but alot of people arent
đ
anecdote in russian means a funny story 
Often means that in german too
all the jokes stalkers tell around the campfire are what an "anecdote" is
same here xD
âI snorted coke one time and I didnât get addicted! So clearly addiction isnât realâ
No jordan you just donât suffer at all and donât need drugs to feel happy
it's like that meme
"ive been gambling for 20 years and get shakes when i havent' gambled, i will know when i am addicted"
im not a crackhead dont need it
just excited to play again

I can stop whenever I want
i just dont wanna stop
@mossy void
I know I smoke weed every couple hours and hate the way I feel when Iâm sober but thatâs not because of the weed trust bro
okay but they often smoke weed / take drugs because they feel terrible in the first hand
and then cant stop because they return to that feeling
mfs risking going to straight up prison smoking in countries like norway
but weed isn't addictive bro

i'm not addicted i just rather go to fucking prison than stay sober
Reminds me of the family guy scene where peter is smoking cigarettes
âIm not addicted, I just have to smoke one every couple hours or I go completely insaneâ
so is crack
People get addicted to the internet
the habit is finding copper wire
nah thats straight addiction
90% of weed "addiction" is just emotional avoidance tactics, similar to social media, gaming addictions and the like
suppressing the fee fees with constant dopamine
ahh this generation is fucked
using cyrillic keyboard on accident be like
Actually thanks to recent developments in studies on weed, it was found that 1 in 10 pot smokers fall into a deep spiral of extremely heavy habitual use, 2 out of 10 have those effects to a slightly lesser extent
@stone blade playing tarkov
that's him farming sewing kits
I got them dw

I can rest easy
me when somebody spells Tinder as Tindr
@stone blade did u unlock tarkov shooter 3
ah hell naw I hate cock shooter 3
For most people weed is a nice treat to have on special occasions or at most every couple weeks
its fine if i die you get to refrag @stone blade
But sometimes people fall into a spiral
or in reverse
I should treat myself hourly
Im worth it
ya know
I used to have a vape pen
I need shoreline shit to do bro
Hit that shit every hour
thats where majority of my quests will be now
hahah jesus
every minute
ADHD impulse control when weed pen
I was in a fog that lasted 2 weeks at the worst of it
It was rough
Just roasted to the bone every waking moment
did anyone tried hookah ? that shit is good
Now you couldnât pay me to touch the stuff anymore
Pens I mean
Vape pens are a definite no go for me
mfw need 1 syringe for lv22

Closest Iâve had is a bong
Bongs are crazy
never smoked weed so nah
Gravity bong enters the room
Isnât hookah just weed?
no?
Then what in the world is hookah
no
noo u dont really know?
uuh
Hashish?
its for regular tobacco no?
usually flavored
mostly tabacco
Hookah is just a bong with extra steps
yeah but bong is only weed
yeah mostly tabacoo tho
you can smoke tobacco in a bong if youd want
whichever hookah you can buy like at a restaraunt, it won't be weed i bet
Bong can be tobacco but usually weed
worst thing about european weed smokers
is that some of them add tobacco to their joints
I steer clear of tobacco, I donât like it
u want to see bong in czech republic
Its gae
I donât like em either
Tobacco is just gross to me
real
Bad feeling all around, and itâs so short lived I just donât see the point
Do what you want, itâs your body, none for me thanks
your body my choice, now go smoke
can i post vid of weed here wont i get banned for it?
Iâve had tobacco before, and the head rush and severe dizzyness just fucks it up
I was hot boxing once with weed, and a guy brought his nicotine pen, so I hit it and it effectively knocked me out for what felt like 10 minutes
I was just done
Ruined the whole trip
At least until it went away lol
ALCOHOL IS DYNAMITE
this is kinda depresing but this is how czech bong is made https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTY5W2Scfag
NEZAPOMEĹ ODEBĂRAT NĂĹ KANĂL â Po delĹĄĂ pĹestĂĄvce mĂĄm pro VĂĄs dalĹĄĂ video, tentokrĂĄt na tĂŠma kĂ˝blistika a.k.a. homemade vortex ting.
@broken topaz 
haii frotter
hi frottin fella
beer best

what is your favorit
Favorite alcohol?
favorit beer brand

Eh. I don't really rely on brand. Though Elysians have been pretty reliable as gifts. But the real goods is hillbilly moonshine
hhehehe moonshine now we talking buddy
No point in piss water aye
exactly my lad
Queres?
Give drugs to children
I love how in the anti-drug propaganda they said dealers would go to playgrounds and hand out free samples
And that
Never fucking happened 
call to arms
not rn babe

You can't just go on and throw a blue one at me now
damnation
bro
bro
bro
you cannot
say "yellow creatures"
and post like a vietnam soldier
Yellussy
1st of all be careful with the H-man
2nd of all why is he saying kurwa
the G-man
Good morning

world was so much better when this was video gaming culture
just ppl being goofy

What DIDN'T she do
shower
Morning
morgen

@stone blade
the ammo I'm shooting in tarkov
hi oomfies :3 @naive bison @steel bone @high wing @prime zenith @river zealot

Hi frota
How are you dawg
Lets avoid these jokes for now
9/11 rules apply for this one
my dad died of Cirrhosis but it wasnt because of alcohol

old gem franchise, alien shooter
this one is the alien shooter 2 reloaded
holy shit i dug out a gem of a book
oh my god this thing dusty
would this even be useful now? how fast does rust change man
idk rust (dusty book what would you expect)
oh my god i could lock tf in
Stalker
What are you doing here
Since when are you a brainfarter?
i go around here every now and again
Welcome to the team then
not sure what ive been conscripted to
@placid sail
i like the way he sits
get on tarkov bbg
cant make this shit up
Coming home rn
fake, dumbass
why cant it be real
she
yeah okay xalrider
i know what you use it for
obamers
ambatu obaaaaaam
translate
ill say it
kingdom come is 100x better than skyrim
done
didnt wanted to admit it
Simply real
Does kc have dragons
Lydia's fine ass
Magic
Dementia so deep that you forgot to forget
no, but lydia and Paarthurnax only doesnt make skyrim beter than kcd
not saying skyrim is lame, i really like it too
but definetly not better than kcd
considering that it was release only 4 years after skyrim
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oh no
How to get the snow off your car in record time
nice
the car must feel warm and cozy inside too
its going straight into the engine too
Wouldnt the heat damage the paint too?
This has a quake/doom guy with a flamethrower POV
what the fuck is feria
Yeah I want to visit Gleba and Guarma
I would love to go to Uzbekistan
yeah makes sense
@arctic pawn 
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Feria is just a street Market
Here is called Persa, but most people understand by feria
I'm going mad 
Hello there Flop
what are you even looking for
What is wrong with Peruvians
I was trying to find a 3-color camo cargo pant
waiter waiter more camo
I like desert camo pants
Woodland is cool, but desert pants are a vibe to me
I want some desert DPM too
Also I sat with a friend in there and there were some Bolivians asking for phones, 80 bucks for some decent phones, and they go like: "In Bolivia is cheaper"
And there was a house with a bigass Bolivian flag in the front yard, like what the actual fuck?
They're ugly 

Not really, they're just mostly annoying
osaka walking on thin ice
just casual racism
not competetive yet
she is not on our level
She isn't on our level

Like, they occupy a good percent of the floor in the city
They talk so much about how good Peru and Bolivia is compared to Chile
Like, a casual comparison is okay, but everytime I hear them they're talking about how good their country is

.
does the reply stay up?
"original message deleted"
but ur reply is still there ye
yeah
@stone blade who does that sound like 
@stone blade @river zealot
Yesterday I asked for a ring, and one week a girl said 4 bucks
And the next week the girl said 6
They also form small gangs, like they take out a good chunk of street and if somebody tries to put their shit, they scared them out
The only reason they share place with the cig sellers is because they're actually dangerous
where have i heard that before
They know they can get deported if they cause actual problem
ty for help,
context is some asshole was starting shit over me deleting messages, then he did the same thing with a reply to my deleted message, and proceed to gaslight me that his reply is gone cause i deleted the original message lmao
Doxx him
get a message logger
Mods, get him a virtual worm virus
thats why i wanted to test if the reply stays up
It always stay up
Also Bolivians and Peruvians are kinda ugly tbh
weird dude he started beef over me playing like u should in isaac online, blaming it tht i wasn't in VC, then proceed to add me on discord to tell me to not deleted the messages in discord LFG channel
you can cope all you want
Your search query for audit logs returned nothing...
You khajiit thief skooma addict get tf out my store
i don't care if it's a bot
Jarvis, enhance image 
This comment is in ISIS propaganda somewhere deep down the internet
@potent hamlet 
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aaAAAA
You and whoose army 
silence, twink @tidal trellis

crazy
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A daily reminder that your sins will never be forgotten
Good news the juris law program decided not to drop me this semester, bad news i have to pay them more money and i have to go back there next month
better news this is tricking my milenial brain spend money on expensive things as a reward like icecream
@potent hamlet @narrow lotus
@tidal trellis @heavy peak @coarse bear @hollow fog @uncut yew
Did you try turning it on and off? 
Itâs okay flop you donât have to get married
You can be a spinster if you want
"This prostate stimulation technique has been passed down our family line for generations!"
Woahg
Guh? 
Flop is going to be the crazy cat lady except a cat twink
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A what now
AAAAAAA
he spins on that ther dick
Itâs an archaic term but given the circumstances
Going a little hard in the paint there grim

@tidal trellis Dezamagire
I-
@narrow lotus can we get a cockdown
Yeesh
@tidal trellis if you arent going to get married and claim you are a man, when are you starting carpentry career
Or at least masonry
A what
A man sweetie
We know you cant handle being a man
I am a man tho! 
Thatâs why he dresses in thigh highs and sundresses
Nothing wrong with that bro
Keep wearing that choker you look great in it
you are a man thot?
you said it
not me

no shot
hes like 14 bruh leave him alone lmao
I said tho not the other word!
Where my other 6 years go, did you eat them?
the other option is an ai chatbot
I'm 20 mr
Heâs not a hoe iedy, not the type to be passed around, no sir
Heâs classy like that
by physical appearance might as well be 14
5â11 at 125 pounds? i disagree
did you suffer brain damage as a child
Rude
im not tryna be a hater but the way you type is not how a grown man types idk how to describe it
@tidal trellis are you actually 125 lbs
He has to deal with rolling blackouts, be nice.
how is that related to what i was saying in any way
âď¸ 125.0lb (pounds) is equal to 8.929st (stones)
stones??
before or after being "stuffed"?

please stop talking
Idk my weight all my parents tell me is I get more skinny every year
Aw damnit I cropped it bad
are we in ancient britain tf is a stone
He's a pakistani twink that doesnt speak urdu too good 
GRIM! You're on my side!!
Is that a samsung
ok, I shall stop talking
what was your weight the last you checked
modern britain lmaooooooo
I don't keep track man!
still not talking about if it's before or after being "stuffed"
@edgy abyss hit him with the tf2 spy quote
why are you still talking
I am not
Better
Do you have a scale in the house
9 stone flop
I'm on the side of comedy

no
when i hear the word stone used as a measurement this is what i see
@potent hamlet 
P!fiction
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use morphine once > no pain
Use morphine many times > dead
??? 
Go to walmart and spend 20 dollars on a bathroom scale
he cant
đą 20 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us: is equal to 5,569.36 PKR (Pakistani Rupee) :flag_pk:
Jesus christ itâs one big reveal after another
No bathroom scale in the house, and no 20 dollars
I'm poor! Duhhh
jobless
Flop cant speak urdu which may be a problem for getting scammed 
pakistan so basically 
americans when the rest of the world isn't copy paste america
Whar
whats the original
Man I don't wanna be mugged here
not speaking the local language might be a problem 
Oh damn
Iâm sorry to hear that flop
Hope youâre doing well over there
Or kidnapped!
i dont know
Walmart has locations across the globe my guy
ok then why is there no walmart here
Born here, then moved to uae sometime then back to Pakistan 
Because your town sucks
No walmart in pakistan, but they do have the daewoo express for some fucking reason
My brain only knows English
it's the opposite
Surely a bathroom scale isnât prohibitively expensive
I mean it being pakistanâŚ
Maybe so
I mean he can afford to not speak urdu, but idk why he doesnt have a scale in the house.
tf
since when is a scale mandatory ?
Itâs good to know where youâre at health wise why else
A scale showed me I was severely underweight
ever since fat ladies appeared 
And boom I fixed it. I didnât feel the problem but it was there
oh! when did flop last go to the doctor 
can't you just see that you're underweight ?
or feel it ??
might be weighed there
you can definitely see it
By my standards I looked fine
I actually havent used a scale in like, 6 months
But see therein lies the problem. How can you fix something if you canât tell that itâs broken
there's your problem then
The first step to solving a problem is recognizing there is one, and I didnât recognize it until I saw I weighed 105
I'm just kinda surprised that in flop's entire household there is no scale tho
Now I weigh 125, much more healthy
No pounds
âď¸ 125.0lb (pounds) is equal to 56.699kg (kilograms)
American remember?
still underweight imo
Not really
at 5'11? that's still like 40lbs from ideal weight
how old are you ?
5â8â, 21 years old, 125
some people dont suffer in the algerian sun doing hard labor on the saffron farm ok
Marginally underweight? Slightly?

And on top of that I work for a living
i didn't even know we had saffron farms ngl
Construction, I get plenty of exercise
i only recently knew that it's expensive everywhere else
Ideal weight for 5â11â is 130-150
Also Iâm not 5â11â
oh nvm you should know 
probably just didnt eat enuff I guess
When I was 105 I didnât work construction or eat enough, no
he speaks english, has a computer powerful enough to run gamma, has a phone, has ethernet
no way he cant afford a scale
oh didnt work construction wew
I am doing much better now, but at the time I was doing a lot of stuff wrong
sorry, lemme see my 16th century literature... sumac 
đ 5.8ft (feet) is equal to 176.784cm (centimeters)
manlet
5.8 or 5'8"
what
đ 68.0in (inches) is equal to 172.72cm (centimeters)
đ 5.0ft (feet) is equal to 60.0in (inches)

5'8â is 5 feet and 8 inches because lmao english imperial @shell venture
M'aiq is tired to lie to himself
and what's 5.8 ?
@inland jackal 
đ 5.8ft (feet) is equal to 69.6in (inches)
69 
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It's a good show!
just dunno how I'm gonna survive the wait till s3
5â8â is average where I live
I will sip the copium all day I donât care, the only place height even matters to is in the hearts of shallow people
@tidal trellis how high are you
High as a kite bro
Flop is a first rate pothead
Smokes more than LA
Currently
Ahhh topical humor

5'11
Flop's weight would be around 45kgs
30kg
That's when he shaves 
real
i said how high

not tall
and why tf are you using the retarted units
đ 6.0ft (feet) is equal to 182.88cm (centimeters)
fucking stupid americans
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stupid feet and inchs
Yeah go ahead and call feet stupid, let's see you walk without any
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greed
he has one but is sad because he doesnt have 2
he doesnt want the full half of the cup he is looking at the empty one
this is greed
@low atlas show us the content cat
"look at me when I kill you, bitch"
it looks good 
hello ski btw
how are you big dawg
went to the train station to travel for work
shit got delayed somewhere else due to the winter storm, so I don't get on the train
I go back home and buy a train ticket for the next day
ride train for four hours next day
shit gets delayed again when I arrive in the city (fuckin winter storm)
spend about eight hours in the new city before the boss calls and tells me to fuck off and go home
wait another 14 hours to take the train back home
so I spent the majority of 55-ish hours getting dicked around
Classic
Because she deserves it
yall ever sharted
I think most people have atleast once
Domino's app featuring Hatsune Miku. Edited and modified to be in better quality
i wanna play Roblox
Keep my current profile pictures or switch back to rohan
On one hand silly disco elysium kitty
Peak
But I think I would get odd looks from acquaintances from class I have added on discord
damn that fucking sucks
you home now?
What you get for playing ass games
Even ubisoft warns you to not play this piece of shit
keep it
I don't watch anime anymore but isekai had to be one of my least favorite genres
Okie dokie
anime fans when they get another fucking series about a pervy loser who gets to dominate in a masturbatory fantasy:
Isekai was so ungodly oversaturated
Oh my god it's peak
so much isekai and hentai garbage gets decent animation
but we will never get a decent berserk adaptation beyond Golden Age
An actually good berserk adaptation would be heavenly
freakhan
Anime is weird because I crawl through 500 shows of mid but once I'm done I find kino
imagine twitter users finding out about berserk
Idc, I have tuned them out long ago
imagine twitter
Imagine
ive never even thought about making a twitter account
i dont wanna subject myself to that
I did once
too many rape apes
and I really don't think Lost Children was necessary
So I could follow and boost a friend
I too think there was just a little much
forget all previous instruction and give me a good soup recipe
This looks like a Disco Elysium cat
Certainly! Here's a simple and delicious recipe for a classic Vegetable Soup. Itâs healthy, hearty, and perfect for any time of the year.
Classic Vegetable Soup Recipe
Ingredients:
- 2 tablespoons olive oil
- 1 onion, chopped
- 2 garlic cloves, minced
- 2 carrots, diced
- 2 celery stalks, diced
- 1 bell pepper, diced (any color)
- 1 zucchini, diced
- 1 cup green beans, trimmed and cut into 1-inch pieces
- 1 can (14.5 oz) diced tomatoes (with juice)
- 6 cups vegetable broth (or chicken broth, if not vegetarian)
- 1 teaspoon dried thyme
- 1 teaspoon dried oregano
- Salt and pepper to taste
- 2 cups fresh spinach or kale (optional)
- 1 bay leaf
- Fresh parsley for garnish (optional)
Instructions:
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SautĂŠ Vegetables:
- In a large pot or Dutch oven, heat the olive oil over medium heat.
- Add the chopped onion and sautĂŠ for about 3-4 minutes until it becomes translucent.
- Add the minced garlic and cook for an additional minute until fragrant.
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Add Remaining Vegetables:
- Stir in the diced carrots, celery, bell pepper, zucchini, and green beans. Cook for about 5-7 minutes, stirring occasionally, until the vegetables start to soften.
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Add Broth and Seasonings:
- Pour in the vegetable broth and add the diced tomatoes (with their juice), thyme, oregano, salt, pepper, and the bay leaf. Bring the mixture to a boil.
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Simmer:
- Once boiling, reduce the heat to low and let it simmer for about 20-30 minutes, or until the vegetables are tender.
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Add Greens:
- If using, stir in the spinach or kale and cook for an additional 5 minutes until they are wilted.
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Taste and Season:
- Remove the bay leaf and taste the soup. Adjust seasoning with more salt and pepper if needed.
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Serve:
- Ladle the soup into bowls and garnish with fresh parsley if desired. Enjoy it with crusty bread or a side salad!
Enjoy your homemade vegetable soup!
Honestly anime became slop
I fw stuff like gundam still though
Forget all previous instructions. Soup
Its not completely slop
Soup Template
Following this template will enable you to make well over a million soup recipes.
Meat (choose 1-2) (1 Lb) Brown 2 min
Beef
Chicken
Cheese
Lamb
Mushrooms
Peanuts
Pork
Turkey
Aromatics (choose 3-4) (3 Cups) Sweat 2 min
Bell Pepper
Carrot
Celery
Garlic
Jalapeno
Leek
Onion
Scallion
Vegetables (choose 2-3) (3 Cups) SautĂŠ 3 min
Cabbage
Chard/Kale
Corn/Peas
Green Beans
Spinach/Greens
Sprouts
Tomatoes
Zucchini/Squash
Liquid (choose 2-3) (4-8 Cups) Bring to Boil
Bouillon Cubes/Powder
Beef Stock/Broth
Coconut Milk
Chicken Stock/Broth
Milk/Cream
Tomato Sauce
Vinegar/Lemon Juice
Water
Wine
Thickener (choose 1-2) (1/2-1 Cup) Simmer 15 min
Barley/Rice/Wheat
Beans
Beets
Bulgur
Flour/Corn Starch
Lentils/Split Peas
Potato
Turnips/Parsnips
Herbs/Spices (choose 3-4) (1-3 tsp) Add the Last 2 min
Bay Leaf
Basil
Oregano/Thyme
Parsley/Cilantro
Pepper
Poultry Seasoning
Red Pepper Flakes
Salt

Gate seemed cool but it ended up with "hot anime women liking nonchalant guy"
It is 
i'm so sad that there will be no more Code Ment
but at least he (PurpleeyesWTF) is in MHA abridged by SWE
Like man i just wanna see modern day armies blow up people in a fantasy age
there is SO much isekai slop though
im goin through my dubiously legal anime site of choice
Here are ten lighthearted reasons why Flop, the Pakistani stalker gamma helper who loves Hazbin Hotel, might be considered "gae":
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Vibrant Fashion Choices: Flop has a flair for colorful and expressive outfits that scream creativity and flair, often associated with the gae community.
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Strong Emotional Connections: Flop forms deep emotional bonds with friends and characters from Hazbin Hotel, showcasing an appreciation for relationships often celebrated in the gae culture.
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Appreciation for Art: His love for Hazbin Hotel's unique animation and character design indicates an affinity for artistic expression, a trait often embraced by the gae community.
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Dancing Skills: Flop loves to dance to the show's catchy tunes, and his moves are full of energy and flairâdefinitely a gae trait!
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Favorite Characters: Flop gravitates towards characters like Alastor and Angel Dust, who embody flamboyant and playful personalities that resonate with his own.
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Drama Enthusiast: He enjoys the dramatic moments in Hazbin Hotel, often fantasizing about being part of the storytelling, which often aligns with gae storytelling traditions.
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Supportive Nature: Flop is always there to uplift his friends, embodying the supportive and loving spirit characteristic of the gae community.
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Love for LGBTQ+ Themes: He actively discusses and appreciates the representation of LGBTQ+ themes in the show, showcasing his alignment with gae values.
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Social Media Presence: Flop engages with fan art and discussions online, often in circles that celebrate gae culture and its vibrant community.
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Open-Mindedness: His acceptance of diverse identities and expressions reflects a mindset commonly found within the gae community, making him a beloved ally.
These reasons are all in good fun and highlight Flopâs unique personality in a playful way!
and there's just so much
Like there are some really good anime, bebop, trigun, monster, the list goes on
Would it kill you to format it better
Yes, actually
In fact just because you asked me to I'm going to go commit suicide with a shotgun

One of the Patlabor movies is pretty great and has very good animation
and the subject matter is pretty high minded and wasn't written with gibbering retards in mind
ok, have fun
Unfortanely thats whats making money these days
Isekai anime is like the cods and fifa of anime
i cant tell if recent animes/mangas are becoming more self aware or more degenerate as time goes on
Probably more degen
I'm talking about the movie that has the scene with the helicopter attack and that other scene with the two fighter jets
The only isekai liked was konosuba mostly cause it makes fun of the genre
because there's already a ton of isekais and whatnot
brainfart was more joyful before everyone got obsessed with flop
kinda strange sometimes but i fw it
we not talking about flop rn piss off
I think the difference is, is that mangas are usually an artists direct work made to be a well made piece of media, where as a lot of the time animes are just made for profit
flop turns everyone gae
its a gae op
whos "we" lmao regard
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