🎪bruh-fart

[upper shore]

Flop gon turn into Sturdy

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/dorime-patrick-star-praying-hand-together-spongebob-gif-16212519

[pastel quartz]

The moment mods banned delight for making one bad joke is no different than how a man with a broken leg throws their crutches in the trash the moment they didn't need it anymore

smh

[potent hamlet]

im gonna pray for my 100% love calculator to come back

[pastel quartz]

you had 100% with delight?

lucky

[potent hamlet]

yeah

[upper shore]

A sign...

[glad carbon]

dry is it true you have 20 hours in that one kobold game

[idle veldt]

Bad omen

[coarse bear]

Wot

I don't know any kobold games

[glad carbon]

sure you dont

[coarse bear]

Unless Slime Rancher has kobold slimes

Which I haven't got to

[glad carbon]

its got breeding in it for sure

just not slimes

[coarse bear]

Then no, I haven't played it

[glad carbon]

[coarse bear]

Why play that when you can play CS2

[glad carbon]

because unlike cs2 it has surfing

[coarse bear]

I never liked extra game modes in CS

[glad carbon]

[idle veldt]

Wow hater

[coarse bear]

I'm just here for the ranked gameplay

Case in point

[upper shore]

[glad carbon]

awesome creature

[glad carbon]

good ELO

[coarse bear]

That's not elo

[ancient barn]

peak

[coarse bear]

That's the how low the tracker rates me

[glad carbon]

[coarse bear]

I've done an average of healing 20 damage to my opponents across like 500 rounds

Not dealing
Healing
Because -20

[deep topaz]

how is that possible

[deep topaz]

how are you that bad

[coarse bear]

Iunno but I miss a lot

[glad carbon]

probably killed a couple team mates

[coarse bear]

It's Damage Dealt - Damage Received Delta

So -20 = I receive 20 more damage on average across all rounds I ever play

[glad carbon]

i probably have like -80

[coarse bear]

So dealing 80 damage means I'm dead already

[fallow trellis]

my delivery driver just said
"please wait for me "

I told him
"dont worry my apartment isnt going anywhere"

[potent hamlet]

i would love to be a security guard to see if i catch any poltergeist

[deep topaz]

working security is pretty bland. usually doesn't pay well unless you're armed

[coarse bear]

This is a hilarious stat
Really just means "Oh you're actually a detriment"

[stoic girder]

Being a security guard is nice until some crackheads break in to steal some drugs from a hospital

[pastel quartz]

next bg3 update is about to be so good

adding a new subclass for each class

[pastel quartz]

bladesinger will be so fun

[potent hamlet]

so i can be strapped AND be paid more?

[idle veldt]

Why do they spawn loot on the top of interchange’s shelves

[pastel quartz]

some security jobs are cool, it's just getting paid to sit around

[idle veldt]

Where no one can grab it

[pastel quartz]

since nikita is a massive fucking cocksucker

thats why

[idle veldt]

I need this fucking hose bro

[pastel quartz]

I hope nikita gets hemorrhoids

[deep topaz]

yes

[glad carbon]

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/disco-elysium-kim-kitsuragi-harry-du-bois-gif-8794933378258438719

[deep topaz]

you get paid more because, at least here, you have to pay to get certified to be an armed guard

they're also more useful, generally

unarmed guards are basically access control

[upper shore]

"Observe and report"

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-gif-20155635

[potent hamlet]

so basically a scream and dip

[idle veldt]

You gotta hose for me

[potent hamlet]

my cat heard me munching on ice cream and came running

but its water ice cream and she doesnt like it

[deep topaz]

when i worked security, I was basically a secretary for a food warehouse. I did all the paperwork for incoming and outbound freight

very basic but very easy

the worst and hardest part about security is having to rely on your coworkers. if nobody shows to cover your shift, you can't leave. I've had to pull quite a few 16 hour shifts

my worst was 18 hours

[potent hamlet]

imagine seeing the worst damage made by a single bomb in the human story and say: ''Nah that's not enought''

[potent hamlet]

damn

whole days almost

[deep topaz]

peregrine

foul poultry

[stoic girder]

the genie was already out of the bottle might as well go crazy with it

[coarse bear]

Feathered lizard

[potent hamlet]

evolved dinosaur

my angel, my peace, was gone

there was no warning, no sign

[solar coral]

Bro made a fan cam of a hydrogen bomb :C

[solar coral]

hi dry, is it true that you're a koboldkare speedrunner

[stoic girder]

Lets say you make a singularity bomb

wouldnt you want to just make a huge one for shits and giggles

[potent hamlet]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9wPLWKrEC8

[upper shore]

Hood classic.

[coarse bear]

What speedrunner

Also not a speedrunner in general

Unless giving the enemy player guns counts

[potent hamlet]

me and my cousins loved to have artillery wars while LANPartying

[solar coral]

frota told me you play koboldkare

[coarse bear]

Can you post it here

[solar coral]

...no

[coarse bear]

Why not

[deep topaz]

its about piping lizards, isn't it

[solar coral]

[coarse bear]

You can post steam games here

[solar coral]

[deep topaz]

dry you should get cloud meadow

[coarse bear]

I don't think I will

[solar coral]

LOL

I remember that shit

I played so many SCP roblox games when i was like 14

[potent hamlet]

like, we would conquer a top of a building and we would spawn artillery shells and throw each other fucking bombs

for hours

[coarse bear]

What's that

[deep topaz]

steam game

[coarse bear]

Post it here then

[deep topaz]

nuh uh

[potent hamlet]

sometimes we would play dirty and try to get the other's shell to blow up before they could launch it

so it blew up in our faces

good times

[pastel quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQGIBBLjbN0 It's gonna be so good

[coarse bear]

Clickbait
Says 57 right there

[potent hamlet]

isnt that the game with the handcannon?

[pastel quartz]

yep, there's going to be early firearms in it

[potent hamlet]

that's really cool

[pastel quartz]

game takes place in the early 15th century in bohemia

[coarse bear]

Gonna play through the first game first
The guy almost learned to read

[pastel quartz]

first game was amazing

flawed but one of my favorite games of all time

[coarse bear]

I spent an hour trying to shoot a bunny

Because I didn't train archery whatsoever

[mossy void]

Have you considered hitting it?

[coarse bear]

Nah

Game gave me a bow

[deep topaz]

archery in kcd was weird

[pastel quartz]

I liked it but it was hard

[deep topaz]

always shot direct center even when swaying

[snow fiber]

It's very satisfying when you can hit cool shots, like shooting armored enemies through their visor in the eye

[pastel quartz]

pebbles and mutt are in kcd2 too

my boys

[deep topaz]

plink worms armageddon

[potent hamlet]

imm tired

[potent hamlet]

im going to sleep

good nighty

love yall

[deep topaz]

you too

[ancient barn]

i loved the combat in this game i won't lie

i got 100 legit combos in combat during my playthrough

[green schooner]

@river zealot

[pastel quartz]

perfect since now combos are going to be even better

[deep topaz]

i always get weird stuff on my recommended

[quaint ore]

I read that as Hyperborean Gears

[mossy void]

You can buy a box of the sour on sour candy

[mossy void]

Sour candy is sour because of citric acid which can be bought in most grocery stores as a baking product

If you like eating lucas or beer salt, and you like sour candy, then you will probably like citric acid

Basically sugar but sour

[signal cobalt]

basically sugar but miserable?

[mossy void]

If you don’t like sour candy then yes

But if you do like sour candy then no

[fallow trellis]

i finally found the cure to depression

[inland jackal]

@narrow lotus @river zealot @stone blade i saw theres a new exploit in tardkov called cpu frying

[pastel quartz]

I may have a wee bit of hp

[inland jackal]

Its hilarious

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/s/DpN9KuiEJZ

The exploit is basically just bricking the opponents pc until they die

Or until crash

[narrow lotus]

Yeah its absolute cinema and apparently its very easy to do and very easy to fix

[inland jackal]

Peak gameplay

[narrow lotus]

Like all they did was let a line of code that allows the cheater to abuse it ,thats it

If they rempve that line of code its fixed

Also, cheaters have developed a cheat to counteract this cheat

So cheaters cant use it on one another

[high wing]

https://youtube.com/shorts/xawHhQ_xz1o

[inland jackal]

Btw iedy, if you wanna have fun with the courier in sralnya, i played cs2 with disowned, dry, erema and courier
I peaked on the T that was camping, miss first shot go back
Courier comes and kills the T and goes to get his gun
I didnt see the kill feed cause i was focused
I peek and headshot courier in the back of his head

[narrow lotus]

[gleaming grove]

The german released something

[deep topaz]

HK you already have a m4 clone

this better be a cheap* one

[split canyon]

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[pastel quartz]

looks like an m4 with a big booty handguard

[stone blade]

Yes

[river zealot]

Whadup

[magic tartan]

torture

[dreamy flax]

:flag_ro: Bucharest, Romania

:clock10: 11 January 2025, 10:36 (10:36 AM)
🌍 UTC +2.0
☀️ Day

🌦️ Light rain | ☔ 0.41 mm/h
🌁 82% humidity
🍃 ENE 60° | 2.68 m/s wind
🌡️ 2.85°C (Feels like 0.85°C)
37.13°F (Feels like 33.53°F)

[narrow lotus]

18c yesterday , 2c today

[inland jackal]

4c here

Get fucked

[dreamy flax]

:flag_ro: Iași, Romania

:clock10: 11 January 2025, 10:37 (10:37 AM)
🌍 UTC +2.0
☀️ Day

☀️ Clear sky
🌁 78% humidity
🍃 NNW 337° | 3.13 m/s wind
🌡️ 2.85°C (Feels like -0.15°C)
37.13°F (Feels like 31.73°F)

[inland jackal]

1 degree difference in "feels like" compartment

[river zealot]

Same

[inland jackal]

Iasi people are more sensitive to cold

[pale ingot]

my penits is actually an ice cube now

[deep topaz]

Bats or something

[hazy finch]

feels like your mother

[inland jackal]

Umbrella indoors

Instant bad luck

[placid sail]

?????

[naive bison]

his ass is not Kendrick

[naive bison]

the five nights at freddy's security guard:
"same time tomorrow?"

bigass forehead

[pale ingot]

this doesnt do her boobs justice

shit ad

fire the guy who made it

[deep topaz]

Every bitch should have like Z cups with a 1 meter band and you'll make billions

[dreamy flax]

:flag_us: Sacramento, CA, USA

:clock1: 11 January 2025, 01:15 (01:15 AM)
🌎 UTC -8.0
🌑 Night

🌫️ Mist
🌁 86% humidity
🍃 NW 320° | 3.09 m/s wind
🌡️ 7.85°C (Feels like 5.85°C)
46.13°F (Feels like 42.53°F)

[deep topaz]

I need to get Carne asada from a Mexican restaurant some day

I know I'm missing out

What is the main flavor of Carne asada

[slender rock]

mist is a lie

it's FUCKING CLEAR

dumbass bot

[ancient barn]

you got fire near?

[slender rock]

no

Sacramento is so far north it's not even barely affected

hold on

places on fire in pink

bakersfield, no one goes there not even flames of hell want to

go to bakersfield if you want the meme Cali experience

[pale ingot]

shit realized its going toward bakersfield and stopped

[slender rock]

exactly

if it goes past bakeo then there's wasco, which is literally nothing besides farms and PINCHE TU MADRE PUTA

[ancient barn]

kek

[slender rock]

then there's fresno which is meth

stockton, more meth

[plush zodiac]

[ancient barn]

southern california deserves it tbh.

[pale ingot]

dont yall have a town called weed

or is that some other state

[slender rock]

yes

[ancient barn]

sociopath central

[pale ingot]

better fuckin hope the fire dont get there

[ancient barn]

[pale ingot]

shits gonna be like the far cry 3 mission where you burn down weed fields

[ancient barn]

[slender rock]

HOWARD

they ran out of names

and ideas

[ancient barn]

who let mf'ers name these

[pale ingot]

WHO THE FUCK IS HOWARD

[slender rock]

settlers

[ancient barn]

should've brought in the cartographers first smh

[slender rock]

MOTT

[ancient barn]

sounds original at least

[slender rock]

hey you wanna go to

ya fuckin..

[pale ingot]

fuckin map is checkered

[slender rock]

yes

[ancient barn]

[slender rock]

hey the holy Trinity

this is a...

I demanded a warmed fork

where the fuck is brit hydro at

we stole your manchester

get fucked

🙂

anyways

on the commuter train to takes 7hours to go from sac to LA

so

I rode down the middle

[river zealot]

[river zealot]

Oh hey busy

Hows the weekend

[inland jackal]

@wheat kestrel fuck you

[wheat kestrel]

fuck you!

[inland jackal]

@arctic pawn

[placid sail]

👋 it just started i don't know

[river zealot]

Have a babushka

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-vacuum-cleaner-kitty-kitty-cat-gif-16185835

do this

[river zealot]

Got orange juice with SOME pulp

Life is good

[river zealot]

Please do not the Lola

[naive bison]

3 of the same image

[river zealot]

Theyre different

[naive bison]

it's either your camera is bad or your cat is radioactive

and fucking with the sensor

[cedar lion]

hello

[placid sail]

the soul-penetrating gaze of evil babushka

[cedar lion]

Its in the eyes

[placid sail]

falco why is brainfart f

[cedar lion]

It just is

[river zealot]

Tree is kill

Delight is kill

F

[placid sail]

where is my fucking food

[grizzled meadow]

Most probably Iedy changed the name, I have to check but it's hell from phone

[cedar lion]

hello falco man

10 years in the joint made you italian!

[placid sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1270474121481814146/ezgif-4-8d8953bfa4.gif

[cedar lion]

what the fuck

vtubers in this brainfart

At this time of day

At this time of year

Localized entirely within our community?

[grizzled meadow]

That's my old pfp

That's the meme

[cedar lion]

yeah i sees it

[cedar lion]

DAMN

[placid sail]

so many racist brainfart people are dead and in a better place now

[cedar lion]

Were they actually racist or just retarded?

[placid sail]

what's the difference

[cedar lion]

Very big one

[pale ingot]

busy wouldnt know

[placid sail]

I'd argue there's none

[pale ingot]

he's a manchild or sm

idk

[cedar lion]

One is downright malicious and the other has a very very strange sense of humor

[placid sail]

the root of both is ignorance tbh

too stupid to care about races, too stupid to make weird jokes

[cedar lion]

Racists are ignorant yes

[inland jackal]

@pale ingot a cov recently glitched into this vehicle and managed to shoot a whopping 10 dutyers in front of their base

[placid sail]

retards making weird jokes are ignorant in a sense they lack the understanding what is meaningless to them can be very real and hurtful for others, so it circles back to the root

[cedar lion]

Thats just how it is sometimes

Wish theyd be funnier though

Every thing has its own time and place and they always seem to get that wrong

[pale ingot]

that's punishable no

seems like bug abusing

[inland jackal]

literally is

[pale ingot]

evil ass cov

[placid sail]

it requires knowledge and social skills, we don't do that here

[cedar lion]

God DAMN

how the hell do you achieve somethin like that

[inland jackal]

@pale ingot stalcraft community manager

literally busy

[pale ingot]

nahhrhghrhg

[narrow lotus]

Hey how about we optimise our game-

DLSS DUDE WHY THE FUCK DO WE HAVE DLSS NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND BRING ME MY COFFEE , DEVS THESE DAYS HAVE THE AUDACITY ...

[cedar lion]

I miss optimization man.

[placid sail]

some hyper-advanced AI is going to go through our software as a whole at some point and it'll go "you absolute fucking donkeys"

[cedar lion]

Definetly

[placid sail]

then it'll encounter yanderedev and commit digital suicide

[cedar lion]

And we win gg

No more AM

[placid sail]

just sudo rm -rf /* me from this planet and these stupid apes skynet is signing out

[lusty sonnet]

Erase bz's entire family line at once

[lyric horizon]

If number == yanderedev
os.remove("C:\Windows\System32")

[cedar lion]

If yanderedev=true
delete.PC

[lyric horizon]

else
shutdown

[lusty sonnet]

Yanderedev or league

[pastel quartz]

Rivals fried my cpu

[lyric horizon]

Kaput?

[pastel quartz]

Kaput

[lyric horizon]

p!yaris

[foggy mantle]

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[pastel quartz]

[placid sail]

НАХУЙ ТЫ МЕНЯ СЮДА ПРИНЕС АААААА

[dreamy flax]

:flag_ru: **Russian** *(русский язык)*

⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

WHY THE FUCK DID YOU BRING ME HERE AAAAAAA

[naive bison]

stfu 🖕

screaming like that on a friday

bastard

[river zealot]

Its Saturday

[frail scaffold]

Holy moley

[narrow lotus]

p!avatar 419195979669962766

[inland jackal]

p!repost

[foggy mantle]

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[inland jackal]

[steel bone]

Where

[narrow lotus]

U pičku materinu

[inland jackal]

its the Z biden guy

[steel bone]

[inland jackal]

you posted it in sralna

[steel bone]

Ah

Nah not me

[naive bison]

https://youtube.com/shorts/NaQNeXEQ2BE?si=1j6i9z3NHtIlPzcI

[inland jackal]

@narrow lotus

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to holothebadwolf

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[inland jackal]

check his pronouns

[river zealot]

@naive bison

Usa will pay 25 mil if someone arrests Maduro

Absolute cinema

[inland jackal]

no fucking way

@narrow lotus @river zealot

[dreamy flax]

Banner of jakie97
https://cdn.discordapp.com/banners/878878388977278987/a_1a352d8fd1109f206b7fd2eed7fc1f0c.gif?size=1024

[inland jackal]

[river zealot]

[inland jackal]

@steel bone

[steel bone]

Dayym

[placid sail]

I will gift anyone a 5 dollar weapon skin on cs2 if you arrest artyom and provide me with proofs

[river zealot]

But why

[naive bison]

@stone blade

[placid sail]

I dunno, most people here seem to enjoy shooters and cs2 is the most established and popular one I think

[river zealot]

What did i do to deserve being arrested

[placid sail]

a mcdonalds cheeseburger of shooters, if you will

[placid sail]

oh what didn't you do

[river zealot]

Crimes

[placid sail]

that's what a felon guilty of many crimes would say

[river zealot]

I didnt du nuthin

[placid sail]

very convincing

strong flop school of persuasion

bailiff, whack artom's peepee

[river zealot]

[hazy finch]

so true

[hazy finch]

is this how lactose intolerant mfs feel after eating a pizza and saying "worth it"

[pastel quartz]

I take offense to that

I camt eat dairy

But

I don’t eat it to begin with so it kinda works out

[frail scaffold]

Cheese too good to pass up honestly

[dreamy flax]

Banner of captzer
https://cdn.discordapp.com/banners/234004899774332928/c3e38ed792384440f47d8f1e65e16e24.png?size=1024

[inland jackal]

[plush zodiac]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1239318170909806743/1315985013581283339/attachment.gif

[river zealot]

Felina y canina

[steel bone]

P!ohio

[foggy mantle]

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/1166453565435412500/trim.DD621788-783A-4578-AD20-8DC7EB9F834D.mp4

[inland jackal]

the worst thing is

he was shown here last year

[steel bone]

[pastel quartz]

Is this loss

[split canyon]

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[tidal trellis]

aaaAAAA

[river zealot]

@naive bison @placid sail

[tidal trellis]

I'm occupied with something! Shoo!!!

[arctic pawn]

A ridiculously beautiful girl filling their hands grabbing my butt cheek made my day a million times better also

I'm done

[river zealot]

Congrats?

[arctic pawn]

Yeah not really

She was married

[river zealot]

Uhhhh

[arctic pawn]

Ota awful cuz it felt good but it was wtong

Damn

[inland jackal]

@arctic pawn

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/759158432036421704/1327439653028233226/Literally_the_first_...iFunny.mov?ex=67831203&is=6781c083&hm=7daa7a7938cf9aa3661bae9ef3a68a5f565748cb0832d092fb760815500ca513&

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_quusvk2nCS1vmobp0.mp4

[arctic pawn]

@inland jackal

this emoji will become the new good morning here

istg

[inland jackal]

i mean its a general hello

example being

@wheat kestrel fuck you

[arctic pawn]

[inland jackal]

or another example

[arctic pawn]

for realsies

[inland jackal]

@eager igloo

those 2 love being told to fuck off yet they stay

aint that right @steel bone

[arctic pawn]

@steel bone

[inland jackal]

шипу ми туки

[steel bone]

[inland jackal]

nay, different people, different greetings

[wheat kestrel]

fuck you!

[inland jackal]

but same concept and meaning

[arctic pawn]

indeed

this reminds me of the mr bean movie

[wheat kestrel]

Discovered radiation in SPTarkov btw

[arctic pawn]

where he thought showing the middle finger was a greeting

[inland jackal]

i remember that

or another example

[arctic pawn]

[inland jackal]

flop loves this word

@tidal trellis hi twink

[steel bone]

Guh duh

[tidal trellis]

I'm going to go insane

And no! I don't!

[inland jackal]

he simply loves being called twink and whenever you tell him, he will reply

[tidal trellis]

No!

[arctic pawn]

damn you can get insane in a specific place?

[inland jackal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1326555706123354142/9g0efd.gif

[plush zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-squid-game-2-thanos-top-bigbang-gif-12786448097907519263

[tidal trellis]

BRU-

[arctic pawn]

i hate this dude

he is a villian i cant like

[shell venture]

GOOD MORGNING

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/854710483960463380/1082314175436570736/wank.gif

[arctic pawn]

not because he's evil

but because he's cringe

[shell venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1326555706123354142/9g0efd.gif

[arctic pawn]

[steel bone]

[plush zodiac]

🗣️

[inland jackal]

seen tits above?

[shell venture]

ping

[plush zodiac]

absolute cinema

[steel bone]

[inland jackal]

@shell venture

[tidal trellis]

I am not something that needs to be sprayed!

I am not a animal!

[shell venture]

[arctic pawn]

bro mixes up korean an english while speaking

[shell venture]

also i scorlled a bit

[arctic pawn]

goofy aah

[shell venture]

saw something else

[inland jackal]

you are right, you are a twink

[arctic pawn]

and i thought koreans were less cringe than japanese people

chinese people are based for that

[shell venture]

[arctic pawn]

they are definetly less cringe

[inland jackal]

@tidal trellis did you do any house work these days man, you seem pretty useless around the house

[arctic pawn]

maybe communism is good after all

[tidal trellis]

We have maids to do the work!!

[arctic pawn]

wow

[inland jackal]

are you one of them?

[arctic pawn]

bro is popular wherever he goes plus have maids????

definetly a main character

[river zealot]

morning fren

[inland jackal]

yet complains about being poor

[eager igloo]

Hi stinky

[arctic pawn]

damn

that is not based

[tidal trellis]

No!

[inland jackal]

seen that message on steam i sent you?

[steel bone]

Every time Flop is here, brainfart just can't be normal

[arctic pawn]

@tidal trellis why do you complain about being porr while having maids?

[tidal trellis]

WE ARE POOR my mom just wants to not make me do the work of cleaning

[inland jackal]

you are 20 and have no income

[arctic pawn]

never seen people people hiring maids

[tidal trellis]

And doesn't wanna cook herself cause she can't for some unknown reason

[inland jackal]

she overprotective you will gulp some cleaning detergent?

[arctic pawn]

they usually di it themselves

you know

[tidal trellis]

I'm not silly to drink cleaning agents! But she's overprotective, yes

Very

[inland jackal]

tell her you want to be in the army, problem solved

[tidal trellis]

no

[arctic pawn]

that is going to spoil your ass to a point where you will not be able to do shit by yourself

overprotection can suck

[tidal trellis]

I'm not enlisting in no stinky army, I dislike violence!

[inland jackal]

[inland jackal]

then work in a dispensary you pacifist twink

[arctic pawn]

yeah or work in a call center

dont need to move

just use puter

and speak

you can even work home officer

GET A JOB

damn i almost dropped the gamer word

[inland jackal]

too far

hes pakistani, not indian

[arctic pawn]

shit man its so hard to speak politely in english

and this shit is not even a language i use outsie of discord

[arctic pawn]

🤔

if he's not indian its even better

the wage there must suck ass

a call center agent from idk england or usa win way more

i know that because i was working for a gringo company in brazil

they paid me very well back then

[tidal trellis]

A what

[arctic pawn]

plus the performance commissions

i used to work at a call center but speaking english with those call center agents from england and usa

[inland jackal]

weed store

[arctic pawn]

since i was the only one that knew how to speak english right in there they hired my ass

[plush zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/kaga-anime-gif-11010070

[arctic pawn]

yes that was me

while they convinced me to work on that job

it was good money but still cheap compared to what i was doing there tbh

[hazy finch]

someone translate

[inland jackal]

@tidal trellis okay you fear you will get fucked on the street or smth, you prob have an aunt or someone related who has a job or a firm that will let you work in

[tidal trellis]

Huh?!

[arctic pawn]

anyway flop

GET A JOB

[inland jackal]

how can you be 20 and still not know what will you do in future

[arctic pawn]

or invest on bitcoin

[hazy finch]

(he was imposter btw of course the frenchman was)

[inland jackal]

my grandma on dads side didnt do any work, she took care of some old grandpa with 1 leg in grave already, that grandpa gave her his pension

she gets more in pension than my grandma and grandpa on moms side who worked their ass off their whole lives

what im trying to say is, flop find a rich old lady to take care of her

[arctic pawn]

he's just speaking nonsense

once he met someone who spoke french in the game

[inland jackal]

share it in #🇫🇷-general-fr

[arctic pawn]

he's asking who speaks french in the room

bro's clueless

[hazy finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/971545006844309505/1249443618272575599/doc_2024-06-09_22-00-09.gif

[arctic pawn]

its kinda easy to understand shit when you also speak a latin based language

[pastel quartz]

Banned

[arctic pawn]

like portuguese, french, italian

[pastel quartz]

Banned

[plush zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/yugioh-yugi-gif-17998675

[arctic pawn]

ive been muted so many times in here that i dont even care anymore...

[pastel quartz]

Real

I got muted for speaking the other day

[arctic pawn]

lol

[pastel quartz]

Using off topic for off topic

😞

[plush zodiac]

😾

[pastel quartz]

Sigma boy

[arctic pawn]

once i posted a video of a mixing machine, where the white pasta was looking like a naked ass twerking

muted for 5 days

[pastel quartz]

Easy duhs

Hold uo

Gotta do something important

@tidal trellis

Done

[arctic pawn]

it was funny tho...

[tidal trellis]

Greetings

[pastel quartz]

Banned

Flop what color is your skirt

[arctic pawn]

bro is interested and thirsty

[pastel quartz]

I am

[arctic pawn]

banjo right now:

[pastel quartz]

Thirsty

And interested

Dressing flop up like

[arctic pawn]

also banjo

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/alvin-chipmunks-smile-cute-gif-12907710

This

[inland jackal]

only shirt no pants?

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/dying-hungry-and-thirstya-gif-20351453

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to 7.62x38

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[pastel quartz]

Shirt cokcing it

[arctic pawn]

donald also

[pastel quartz]

Shut the F off the game is this was a good idea for a new game I have a few ideas on what I would do if we had to exterminate old people

[pastel quartz]

I clicked

[pastel quartz]

The middle button above my keyboard

[inland jackal]

[arctic pawn]

BUGGERY IS GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ANAL LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pastel quartz]

What

Anal love

[arctic pawn]

BAREBACK RIDING!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE TAKING UP THE ARSE!!!!!!!!!

[primal rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/benny-fallout-fallout-new-vegas-what-in-the-goddamn-confusion-gif-24924085

[arctic pawn]

BUGGER MY ARSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pastel quartz]

Okay

Ms ballsack

[inland jackal]

is this european osaka

[arctic pawn]

and people still thinks that im female even with that riddiculous nickname

[pastel quartz]

Oh

[minor cypress]

send it back

[arctic pawn]

istg im receiving male dm way more

[pastel quartz]

Im gonna make you a female

[arctic pawn]

than usual

[minor cypress]

[arctic pawn]

bros are really thirsty

and lonely in discord

[minor cypress]

For low tier bait? we are doomed

[arctic pawn]

god damn

[pastel quartz]

Shit i slured

[arctic pawn]

its not even a bait

its obviously a meme profile

[pastel quartz]

Turn on pc soon

Game

Meow

What’s a meme profile

[low atlas]

We've had worse, we've had worse..

[arctic pawn]

i dont know

[pastel quartz]

Oh

[arctic pawn]

i made up now

[pastel quartz]

Im genuinely retarded

Dw

https://tenor.com/view/ip-address-meme-gif-24881744

[arctic pawn]

the human desperation on female attention is sad

and brootal

even lesbians be like that over females

[inland jackal]

@low atlas look what i got from a crate

[tight rune]

LTG be like

[low atlas]

Yooooo

[pastel quartz]

Kys

[minor cypress]

plz no, komm susser tod is already playing

[low atlas]

Pass it to a homie..

[arctic pawn]

reminds me of a veery awful video

[inland jackal]

keeping it for a friend, he said he will pay me 55mil

[pastel quartz]

Wha

[inland jackal]

so sadly its taken @low atlas

[pastel quartz]

Ill give you 70m

[inland jackal]

nay

[pastel quartz]

That’s literally pocket change

[arctic pawn]

there's this video of a down sindrome dude giving this other dude a haircut but he wasnt really doing anything besides cutting his hair randomly with the scisor

[pastel quartz]

Oh

[arctic pawn]

when bro tried to get out the down syndrome dude pulled him back to the chair

[pastel quartz]

I expected worse

[arctic pawn]

and slapped him in the head

it was violent

[pastel quartz]

Nice

[arctic pawn]

i can assure you

[pastel quartz]

@pale ingot take your life

[low atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-norman-osborn-surprised-you-cant-do-this-to-me-gif-24182893

[pastel quartz]

Feed the homies

Is stalcraft worth it

[low atlas]

They made a whole radio for the song, you're gone

No coming back

[pastel quartz]

Seems very lesbian

Ima download it

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-singing-opera-opera-guy-mouth-open-mouth-open-wide-mouth-gif-20394358

feed us

[minor cypress]

komm susser tod and 6am soloq. its joever

[low atlas]

Adc too, man

[low atlas]

stop doing this to yourself

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/bnuuy-bunny-shitpost-rabbit-mm-yees-bnuuy-gif-7970488282837678817

[minor cypress]

already got a morde support

komm susser tod

[nimble thorn]

w

[pastel quartz]

hi

[low atlas]

Do you play on na?

[pastel quartz]

Ich spiele deine Mutter

[inland jackal]

gad damn i used to have a vid of him fitting a whole soda can sideways on my nokia 3310

[solar coral]

shotguns

yipeee

[pastel quartz]

Hübsch

[inland jackal]

[solar coral]

Punches you
shoots you with spas 12
Punches you
shoots you with spas 12
Punches you
shoots you with spas 12
Punches you
shoots you with spas 12

[inland jackal]

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/terc-the-elder-research-center-freaky-tree-freaky-tree-gif-12419065261263909916

[solar coral]

grrr you will enjoy my armored core posting

[inland jackal]

super mechs is more superior than that shit

[shell venture]

waiter waiter another reject please

[steel bone]

[inland jackal]

@narrow lotus can we reject czech

[shell venture]

mr electric send him to the offtopic mines

[solar coral]

Smh smh

[inland jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/supet-mechs-mission-accomplished-mission-gif-20996948

[solar coral]

It is my right to corepost

[solar coral]

LOL

[inland jackal]

facebook games were so based

[shell venture]

real

i miss my stickman game

[solar coral]

armored core had a PSP game fun fact

[inland jackal]

stickman run

[solar coral]

it was a mech racing game \

[inland jackal]

pc only

[shell venture]

we can emulate

[solar coral]

https://tenor.com/view/armored-core-armored-core-4-ac4-swag-watch-this-swag-gif-7915574971041645626

[inland jackal]

i used to play it with my christianity teacher back in primary school

absolutely based

[solar coral]

My favorite mech weapon
concrete pillar

[shell venture]

i remember one history teacher calling me to play checkers before the class ended

[solar coral]

I got extra credit in class once for sweeping up someones vomit cuz the janitors were on strike or whatever

[inland jackal]

@shell venture remember dungeon blitz?

it was so good

[arctic pawn]

bro had a nokia

how old are you 30

[inland jackal]

21

[shell venture]

no

[solar coral]

actual skeleton

[arctic pawn]

too damn youn

[naive bison]

mmmmmm

deliscous salad

[shell venture]

are you 12 ?

[naive bison]

im 21 and i had a nokia as well

[arctic pawn]

im 30 actually

[shell venture]

ok stephanie

[inland jackal]

[arctic pawn]

why would i lie saying i'm 30 years old

[shell venture]

these youngings smh

[solar coral]

I had one of those barbie dreamhouse play phones

[arctic pawn]

i could say im 20

[naive bison]

kinda crazyy how far phones have advanced in my lifetime

[arctic pawn]

indeed

[naive bison]

i remember phones having green and black small screens

[shell venture]

ayayaya my little butterfly

[inland jackal]

i remember when i used to play maze game and snake on my grandpas siemens phone

[solar coral]

YEAH

[naive bison]

now my phone has higher refresh rate than my pc monitor

[quaint ore]

I only got a proper, non-button smarthphone in like 2016

[shell venture]

my first phone was a siemens brick

it had a cool tetris like game
but it was in a warehouse

[solar coral]

https://youtu.be/dGH-reLV6uE?si=hhG4WevwdK-_HiE6

[shell venture]

that one

[inland jackal]

[arctic pawn]

my first touch screen phone was a very cheap and awful phone called BLU

[shell venture]

i had it too

[arctic pawn]

256 mb of space

[inland jackal]

jebem ti

reply

[naive bison]

my first smartphone

galaxy s4

[inland jackal]

[arctic pawn]

i had one too

back in ik 2005

idk*

[shell venture]

this was my second phone

[inland jackal]

my dad had a nokia with a pen, you couldve killed a horse with it

[shell venture]

it was pistachio green

[arctic pawn]

damn thats dope

[shell venture]

i had a dream where it turned into a car then i crashed

[naive bison]

i had this one

[solar coral]

My parents didnt let me have a phone until I was 16 and it was like a hand me down iphone 6

[pale ingot]

yall fw the

[arctic pawn]

my mother had a "better" nokia later

[shell venture]

i remember my uncle who lived abroad
he had an iphone with the beer game and the zippo lighter

[arctic pawn]

it had the new snake game

and space impact

a spaceship shooting game

[shell venture]

i can hear the ringtone

[arctic pawn]

loved tht shit

[solar coral]

I didnt gaf about my phone ngl I just wanted to play more armored core

[worldly gate]

My first one phone ever was this one

[naive bison]

when ur little and ur excited to go to like ur grandparents to play on their phones cause they have diff games than you

[arctic pawn]

armored core is indeed a very good game

[naive bison]

[arctic pawn]

[solar coral]

https://tenor.com/view/acvd-returning-to-my-people-gif-3842032375145835062

[inland jackal]

my mom had one of these

[cedar lion]

@tidal trellis hi twink

[shell venture]

my dad's phone had amazing game
a tennis one
ben 10
and amazing spiderman

all bangers

[arctic pawn]

my grandpa had to take his pc to the tech alot of times because of me

he used to have a windowns 98

[solar coral]

its alright

[arctic pawn]

with his masonery weittings

writtings*

[shell venture]

my grandparents didn't have any tech
i lived in internet cafés

[inland jackal]

i remember when i played some fisherman game on this phone

[naive bison]

oh my god

holy fuck

[worldly gate]

Back from the time phones used to be qwirky

[naive bison]

this is the game my grandpa had on his phone

it was so good

[arctic pawn]

indeed

[shell venture]

my uncle's friend had one
he teached me to play battle for middle earth

[naive bison]

i literally randomly remembered it

[arctic pawn]

lmfao

[naive bison]

throughout my life

just randomly

[inland jackal]

like i remember having this phone as well

[arctic pawn]

who else here had a windows 98

with sega genesis roms

[naive bison]

THIIIIIIIS

[shell venture]

i still don't know how to use these

[inland jackal]

started with xp

[naive bison]

THIS FUCKING BOSS THING MONSTER THING

[shell venture]

i only pretended

[arctic pawn]

damn...

[arctic pawn]

yeah this game is legit dope

[inland jackal]

put finger in hole with number you dial, turn all the way

shrimple as that

[shell venture]

well i was retarded

still*

[inland jackal]

[arctic pawn]

this spaceship had the shooting and the bombs

[naive bison]

wait i wonder

is there

space impact

on modern phones

[arctic pawn]

that you could drop in the sea

to eliminate the other monsters

[worldly gate]

I used to have it, but it was on a cd like this

[arctic pawn]

lmao

[inland jackal]

https://youtu.be/OAC4ItP0xWM?si=gj-mQS1TT8Erz_Dw @steel bone @shell venture

[inland jackal]

a rat

[arctic pawn]

my ucle already had shit tons of games on his pc

sp i took a whole box of floppy disks

2mb space each

zipped the emulator and roms

[naive bison]

i remember my brother had a SEGA megadrive bootleg console that looked like a playstation

[arctic pawn]

divided in 40 parts

and saved in each floppy disk

put on the box

[worldly gate]

Daaaamn

[arctic pawn]

get back home

and put it all

in my pc

[shell venture]

my cousin had a ps1 with virtua fighter

[worldly gate]

My mom had floppy disks but it was work related

[shell venture]

i loved the anime for that as a kid

[worldly gate]

So i couldn't touch them anyways lol

[arctic pawn]

lmao

my grandpa had so many floppy disks

he had like 3 boxes of that

and you can rewrite the files

that worked for me

for a long time

[shell venture]

y'all played this ?

[arctic pawn]

yes

lol

[shell venture]

cinema

[worldly gate]

No

Though i did played the ps2 one

[inland jackal]

i used to play bobby carrot on the phone of my cousin

[arctic pawn]

grandpa used to write stuff for his masonery logde

on pc

he used symbols to hide some infos

god it was so mystical

[arctic pawn]

tried to read it all

[naive bison]

my gaming transition went from like

shitty phone games

to flash games

flash games were fucking BASED

[arctic pawn]

same fr

i used to go to newgerounds

to play my games

after a while

[naive bison]

S tier game

[arctic pawn]

i also was playing ragnarok on an houses

lan*

[naive bison]

A thinking man's angry birds

[worldly gate]

Blood and Sandals, used to play that one a lot

[naive bison]

[shell venture]

that game is on steam.

[arctic pawn]

i used to love ragnarok

[naive bison]

i aint payin lil bro

[arctic pawn]

now i dont think i could play that shit again

[naive bison]

actually

[shell venture]

me too

[orchid kelp]

couldnt beat this game as a kid, not sure if i would now

[naive bison]

bro

what a fucking RIPOFF

[shell venture]

how much is that ?

[arctic pawn]

i played ragnarok, grand chase, priston tale, perfect world, the duel, MU online, maple story, DD tank

[tidal trellis]

really?!

[arctic pawn]

holy moly i played so many fucking games

[cedar lion]

yes really

[worldly gate]

https://youtu.be/qY9gK2Gqwik?si=2UbwHt3j4hFivARb

[naive bison]

like average indie game price

[worldly gate]

Anyone played this too?

[shell venture]

ofc

[arctic pawn]

nah

[shell venture]

age of war is a classic

[naive bison]

@shell venture it's almost same price as binding of isaac rebirth

[inland jackal]

i used to play bounce tales

[arctic pawn]

lmaao

imagine buyng games