#🎪bruh-fart
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you're thinking tftft

yeah wait nvm
Or the random dude in the Appalachia mountains inventing new bullet rounds to test on people
tales is episode 6
I don't have tales
its good
TALES OF
you just need to throwaway a character or two to unlock it
THE WALKING DEAD
The Far Territories
hollow point .700 nitro express
you dont get the new territories as spawns until you visit them
which sucks
la creatura
The Canadian “people” when they see my Aa12 drum mag shotgun loaded with dragon breath
wait you can get them as spawns?!
The Plus side, I don't gotta worry about the cougar
the gougar
yes
bulgus
awesome, I had no idea
you can start in all the new zones if you go the them once
its easiest to start at the one area that attaches
and just branch off with throwaway runs
on easiest diff
run ur ass from desolation point to uhh
airport
i think
A musket
A musket would be really good for hunting, but it would be hella overkill or home defense
Just as the founding fathers intended
a musket would be shit at hunting unless you're baiting
Imagine conceal carrying a flintlock pistol
good luck hitting anything
Miss entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbor's dog
oh you will be hitting something alright, just probably not your target
Yeah but imagine getting killed by a dude rocking a flint lock in 2025
Like imagine explaining that’s how you died
Fire off the duckbill volley, disappear in the smoke cloud
@river zealot happy new years and merry Christmas
You too chary
how do you feel when you wake?
@green schooner did you die and came back to life ?
Stop using phone in bed
anxious? jumpy?
Wdym?
you were gone
Merry Chrysler and a Chevy New Year
Tired for sometime but otherwise okay
I was getting drunk waiting for my asvab score and preparing to enlist

well that sucks, do you have trouble falling back asleep?
No not really
that's nice atleast, I hope it gets better
imagine, two guys get in your house, you wake up, grab your SPRINGFIELD MODEL 1816, load it and wait in the staircase, you see a figure when you're alone and fucking shoot, the smoke alarms go off, the staircase becomes a screen of smoke and sparks, you hear bloody murder screams while you run down and use your 1860 saber to see who's there alive, the guy in the ground has a .50 bullet lodged in his ribcage, not enough to kill him, not enough to make him start gurgling blood, the other guy ends up getting sliced with two quick movements and now you have two alive, but soon to die burglars
its possible tho
gnnn
new gen muskets are
you're becoming black?
DONT GET BLACKER PLEASE
thats craaaazy
YOU WILL GET KICKED OUT OF UKRAINE
You mean Melatonin?
I don't know if they do
Melanin is sleepy pills
but I don't assume
@river zealot
just use shoe polish like a normal person
Other way around
oh
let’s not make this into what do do Balkan people think of gypies
They're eastern europeans
BEEP
melanin is a skin pigment, melatonin is a chemical that makes you tired
they hate anything they can that doesn't look like them
Melatonin i mean
eastern euro disco elysium would be sick
even things that do look like them
and things that look like them
the orthodox cross is crazy
true
Disco is already sort of Eastern Euro but like, extra Eastern Euro would be interesting
I say sort of like it's not made in fuckin latvia lmao
lithuania, right?
I mean it is in the way it's super depressed lol but I though it was closer to like france or germany
Euro Elysium
Nope we both fucked up, it was Estonia
estonia
Дискотека Элизиум
you meet a 12 year old high on coke calling you slurs while he throws rocks at a hanged corpse in the first 30 minutes so I guess it's pretty close to living in eastern europe
Discoteca Elisia
yeah with the way the game is super "art deco" besides all the depressing/post-war stuff you'd think it was French or something
But nope
It's Estonian as fuck
🇪🇪
and you can't punt him in the nuts?
better, you can shoot him
best game ever
or was it his sister
real
nah, i want to kick him in the balls
either way you get to shoot a child
at least 5 times
wait
yeah, some people think that Eastern block is pretty to live
That's a Kim Catsuragi pfp lmao
oh hey >:)
i've heard people from here saying how they wanna live in russia
@tidal trellis
Woe, taxes and insurance forms upon ye
I don't know much about estonia, is it just like a vague mash of a lot of different European vibes in one
Weather is nice
googled it, yeah just looks like if every european country was averaged out
and i'm like: ''The only way you're gettig a house in russia is being a merc and robbing a lot to get a lot of money to get a house''
i love gloomy days
im realizing that pripyat is quite accurate to current russian cities (i know pripyat is in ukraine before one of you say smth)
I miss rainy and cold days
You "miss" them?
What, did you move to Florida or something?
Beep mentioned
it's "summer" for her I think
i miss rainy days because i felt powerful walking where not everyone was able to
Oh
Also its summer
Yeah, walking around in the rain is definitely a vibe. Or perching up on a vantage overlooking the streets.
up there with solaire as one of my favorite gaming npcs
i mean so is sitting on a bench in silence listening to fucking CCR, but that one is not as common
its a personal taste at least
Sitting on a bench in silence
Listening to CCR
which one is it, HMM?
i mean no other people dickhead
nah I'm kidding I know what you mean

Figured out what base you are going to yet?
lmao

stinky 
I love Kenshi and the Soundtrack so I tried to make an extended version of the Song.
All rights belong to Lo-Fi Games Ltd.
me going around the flooded city with my rain gear
Soundtrack never had to go so hard. The violin bit is ingrained in my head
while people has to go around and jump through puddles, i was able to just walk through and not give a damn fuck
and it was the best shit possible
every time I hear the song it gives me a flashback to my first kenshi playthrough, the vibes man the vibes
if this aint in kenshi 2 imma be sad
You won’t know till after basic usually
I’m gonna fucking hate Georgia though
where dem peaches at
Only thing more peak is walking around during hurricanes flying bedsheet kites
Same, its just so iconic. Who the hell comes up with post apocalyptic desert samurai era japan as a game setting
Absolute peak
How i think i look like walking under the rain (I look autistic)
Georgia isn't too bad(do not go to atlanta)
In my friend's work, her coworkers had to start asking who was that person in camo pants and full covered face looking towards them, she had to say it was me, her friend, lmao
what
kenshi just makes my mind wonder, the only limit to lo-fi game's creativity is time and money. I hope kenshi 2 really lets the creator's dreams come to fruition, and if it does, I think it will be one of the best games ever created
I’ll be sent to Georgia for basic training so I doubt I’ll see Atlanta
Snow may make its way to Louisiana, fuck this noise
Absolute bullshit
gators are gonna freeze into popsicles
this florida born vessal was not designed for snow
Same. Snow is fine. Roads/pipes/other drivers are not
May your first georgia summer be 100 f+ and no lower than 80% humidity
the false savior
good ennough
I’m from PA so it’s usually below 19
Or 20
The heat is not build for me
nine nine nine nine
Yes
when I was out hunting it was 14
I looked on the weather said it felt like 4
you can handle the cold, but swampass is gonna ruin you
Yes.
Watch them send me to Korea where I’m gonna burn alive
also, thing i discovered:
if anyone else has really shitty browser performance (takes forever to load, completely unresponsive sometimes, sometimes doesn't come up as active window, etc.), I may have found a fix while trying to fix something completely different.
if you open up Exploit Protection in Windows, you can turn off a thing called Control Flow Guard (CFG), basically a measure to prevent buffer overflow attacks. Made my browser go from shit to running perfectly
I think maybe it has something to do with certain browser's code
Based
But the army is evil bastards
was looking for a fix to Darktide stuttering and that's what the person recommended
This will help a ton
also worked for my original issue
Did you turn hardware acceleration on first in your browser?
it ran like shit no matter what browser or what settings i used
any time I alt tabbed, the video would freeze and not unfreeze for anywhere between 10-30 seconds
also prevented me from clicking anything on the page
Ac + swamp cooler and southern beer cooling tech
I can already feel the swamp ass while doing rucks
I’m so ready
the moldy barracks await me
adding co 2 to the water composite makes
indee
Its the best cope we have 
or taking 1 hydroge makes it Hydroxide
Same. Arizona was great no matter the heat
A rocking chair???
The hell is a plantation chair
Each of the fashion choices were in fact considered masculine at different points in human history
What the hell lmao
where tf do your legs go?
aw
wild
The arms got loops for a reason 
Yeah the holding pin
i was thinking about being like a leg rest
for
you know
Oh man do i have a chair for you
No we don’t need the gynecologist’s examination chair
God damnit
God damn it
I just said
yeah, but theyre giant
where am i gonna fir that'
BEEP
and then will i use it if i got no bitches rn?
Mount tv above it, use it to chill
Gyno chair as an ad hoc vr driving setup
Its got the storage for it, throw some fans and a pc in that bad boy
the storage looks perfect for a garage
budget engine rack
Nah, never heard of those chairs. They seem cozy
like, replace the chair for a bike stance or a flat thing
To go even further beyond
how i look at life
:3
like my tank?
we're getting similar bs. Just now "whens the wedding" x100, lemme see the ring, etc, all after the bs happened.
im going to shoot it out of a railgun at a planet
play competitive games whilst being heavily thirsty and lacking sleep
it becomes
%100 better
armored core

wife just had to explain to a patient that stage 4 cancer means its spread everywhere. Patient had no clue and thought it wouldn't have spread
The mosin m44 has such a cool bayonet design
It’s physically attached, and just on a hinge
Wtf is BCE
So its BC for stupid people, ite
People de-religion-ified BC because they don’t respect the gregorian priests enough to give them the recognition they more than earned
I mean, fucks sake the whole world uses the Gregorian calendar, call it like it is
BC and AD
Or BCE and CE
Respectively
Still stupid
I am not christian, but I recognize the fact that christians worked on the calendar that governs most of humanity, and I respect the value they gave to humanity enough to use the terms they made for it.
Ill be dead before i use BCE
I also am not
I guess people came up with BCE so they could avoid being anti-nonchristian? I guess? Idk, it’s silly
Irregardless that’s what that means
It’s doubly odd to me that people don’t want to recognize the effect that christianity had on humanity as well
It was a massive turning point in human history
Doesn’t matter what you believe, fact of the matter is, christianity took the world by storm
If nothing else, give those Gregorian priests who made our calendar the respect they earned
¯_(ツ)_/¯
I like to rant
can yall shut the fuck up(again)
Yeah calendar rush was pretty OP
kys
Some of them took hundreds of years.
It’s. Fucking. Wild.
The full scale cathedrals are marvels of human ingenuity
Seriously. Imagine doing this shit without the processes we have now
A whole lot of very very very smart people, a whole lot of planning, and an unimaginable amount of math
600 years
Generations of ppl created them usually
generations of files made this video ^^
Thats kinda cool, imagine a entire family whos trade is building churches for generations
Knowing you'll never live to see it finished but keeping the tradition
People were born, grew up, learned to be a stonemason, put to work on the cathedral, and worked on it their entire. Fucking. Life. Raising their own children to learn and become masons, so they could continue the work.
Its pretty mindblowing. Religion beliefs aside, its been a pretty crazy unifying aspect to get humans to accomplish crazy feats.
Hii
God makes people do wild things
Turkish architecture is pretty high tier
mosques are generally good
Anyone know how to crop specifically the top of a video?
or religious structures
I tried ffmpeg
Send the video and I’ll do it
religious structures in general are built to be the best one community can build
No its got my guitar face in it
Only method I can think of is doing it on phone
:(
Oh
yo penis face
Well then email it to yourself download it on your phone and use your phone’s crop function
Other than that I have no idea
My phone dont got cropping vids
I swear it used to too
Old ass phone skill issue
What do you have a fucking nokia?
Plus every region has their own twist on things. Russian color game was stupid good
Alo
also if that first pic you posted is Ayasofya
It was like they learned how to dye materials and put it EVERYWHERE
that was not built by the Turks
it was built by the Romans
or Byzantinies whatever you wanna call them
it was a church
then it became a mosque
then a museum
and then a mosque
Nvm i found cropping
Okay, I cut my finger today but I’m fine
Just had to use google gallery app
Tired and watching youtube videos of gold rush sim
Galaxy j7 crown cx
“cx”
🫵 Femboy
Till i have money this phone stays
When i get money im spending it on something retarded like a 3rd guitar
I was a stupid kid and fucked up a perfectly good galaxy because I found it on the ground and the screen was cracked
It was an older one, not like the really nice ones
This phone has been through Vietnam and back with me
The case is starting to evaporate
Neat history. Its very fitting considering the whole istanbul/constantinople back and forth of the region. Then they just said fuck it and made it a museum
It still functioned fine though, I would have been able to use it if I wanted, but I decided to obliterate it because destroying things is fun
And because I already had a phone
That’s not terrible- oh
Ataturk said fuck you guys and turned it into a museum
and in 2014 or something
it was turned back into a mosque by erdogan
Estrogen? Woah
Ambatakum
Lemme guess, the reason "reclaiming our culture/national pride or something"? Im not up to date on his shenanigans
Forced feminization converted them to islam
i was like 8 at 2014 so i don't know
This sounds like a horny spell from harry potter
It is
Also wingardium leviosa is useful for lifting the bengus
It was used in oney’s cartoon
If you saw it
Me when people are 1 year older than me: “old” 
Pov someones “Little Girl” in college
(I am clarifying that i mean a college aged girl that their father calls “his little girl” and i full well mean over 18)
He would be someone's
Had to clarify because some people like to be troglodytes and take it out of context
I'm sitting down thinking about hawking my tuah
Im contemplating suicide after reading this
Add to the other 4k people that have already done that this year (its been 8 fucking days holy fuck this world is fucked up)
finna make it 4000 and 1
Its already there, probably on its way to 5000 by now
5000 and 1 more like it
And this is just the ones we know, how many people have taken their own lives and just havent been found by anyone?
This is legitimately depressing and worrying for the future
born to die, world is a fuck
Anyways lets crawl out of the depression spiral and avoid an existential crisis at 2 an
Am
:D
the future is clear and bright
for humanity will rule the galaxy
once again
What are you the emperor?
to bad you aint seeing it
Should i be screaming “for the emperor” and keeping an eye on people named horus?
And make sure the bugs the size of the average f150 doesnt invade earth? And that the funny otherworldly robots dont obliterate humanity?

What bugs
what robots
And that the green people that can make literally anything happen if they believe it dont do some silly shit?
we're just doing some greate crusading bro
40k tyranids
our warmaster is leading us very nicely
Or the megarachnids
lorgar is spreading the word of the emperor
Or the necrons
nothing can go wrong
Speaking of existential dread
Or the orks
Your skeleton is always wet
Maybe sprinkle in the chaos gods
born to late to explore earth, born to early to explore space, born just in time to jerk of to elden ring rule 34
And that dont bother me im chillin
And i be moist bones
what chaos
are you crazy
there is nothing
such as chaos
or gods
Brother doesnt know about the warp 
Nuclear Nightmare is getting wild
Are we on the same page here?
Im talking about 40k
And i think youre on about something else
based
we're in 30th milennia
idk what are you talking about
Ah, we arent at that point yet
Ok so dw about anything
Shits fine

Have you put into practice my tips I gave for chasing women at night yet?
Yeah no emperor got it covered and all that
Humanity will never have any enemies that pose a threat to us
yeah of course our Man-Emperor of Mankind is the greatest
he will lead us to the brightest future we could hope for
Yeah
And we got the first set of genetically modified soldiers recently
Maybe that will be the future of the armies of the emperor


(Depends how far back you go, because the 30th millennia was when the mark I powered armor was made iirc)

Indeed
Wait what do you mean Ferrus Manus has died?
the night lords, emperors children and the luna wolves ambushed 3 legions??
Ok hold on, i only know like 0.5% of the lore
Idk who that is currently
Im working on that
its the primarch of the iron hands
Omg i should have known that
he got killed in the dropship massacre where the tratior legions revealed that they were traitors
i just listen to it
Found out women rnt real
I read because its easier for me
Currently reading that
Horus Rising is where it all starts
and i don't know beyond that
Just found out that loken isnt main character for the whole series
I like loken :(
And i dont know much more than that about the rest of the books
And im planning on reading them all
Good morning USA

yeah i'm pretty new aswell
it is 12am on the east coast currently
Yeah im at the part where theyre on murder
Following saul
The one from the emperors children
i kinda spoiled a whole lot for you sorry about that
How so?
Ik restarted
Im
I forgot about it
Already
ok then its fine
XDDD
yeah good thing im stupid sometimes
Im not going back up bc it will spoil it, but anytime something piques my interest
For instance, ceramite
Or the armor variants
I go to wiki
in the 30th milennium where all the stuff kicks off
it should be the mk2
that is popular
Yeah mk 1 was like 29th or so
7 am here 
i think mk1 is just thunder warrior armor no?
And once mars was seized by man, they made mk 2 iirc
I skimmed through it, didnt have much time
I believe so
yeah mk1 is thunder warrior armor
Beaky helmet is best helmet
The high tech stuff came in on mk2/3
i mean mk2 doesn't really have a visor either its just metal
the visor comes in at mk4
The corvus if im right
Yes. Named because bird boy
I swear the 3s did too
did it
Yes
It mentioned a visor on murder
From a mk3
Off a blood angel corpse
Bc the blood angels still used 3s and rarely 4s at this time
Because 4s were sent to the Emperors Children, Luna Wolves and Imperial Fists iirc
And then other chapters got them after
Chapter? Salamanders personally, but ultramarines have nice armor imo
I like salamander green, and they have a far more grounded personality and are far more “for humanity” than the rest
Sa’kan for a good example, my introduction to the salamanders and my favorite marine so far
Blood Angels because fuck Horus, all my Horuses hate Horus
Even though we have no idea if hes alive since its never shown
i wonder if those who go into the black rage can see other primarchs as visions?
like imagine if they saw a random imperial fist as rogal dorn
Everyone knows Rogal Dorn is disguised as a Centurion
I dont get this :)
there is a lot of incest in the lore of elden ring
i want all of your itehattsd gifs
And uhh shit works because
FUCK
the emperor still lives because orks think he's cool
I didnt know that, and that is comical af
Mankinds biggest threat
it may be real
but its not confirmed
And they could win instantly
but it could be real
If thats true
If they just stopped believing
Also, when orks warp travel, the only make it because they believe their gods will carry then through lmao
i cant even access youtube on vpn fuck this earth to the ground
use dns
use cloudflare warp with goodbyedpi
So its just “i believe god will let us live” and they do
then just use cloudlfare warp
it should be faster then VPN
What vpn?
vpns are blocked here warp doesnt work either
I use a vpn at work
no no you don't understand
Oh they blocked them?
i am the it guy, i understand
“Are you also secretly a piece of shit?”
Ork be like
you sleep at 8 am ?

its 12 am for him
You know
12 am like middle of the day ?
I kinda like waking up at 7 am
and i will go to sleep aswell
Trust me, if i could i would
It was written partially by George rr martin, that's all I'll say
how the fuck is 12 pm middle of the day, isnt it 1 pm
i'm gonna pray to the machine spirit
and then sleep
Good, needed to be reminded
well ameriburger time is retarded
No, it changes to pm at 12
Same with am
Same everywhere brother man
But on a 12hr clock it restarts at 12
blue = lucky, purple = stealthy, green = bezt, black = dead 'ard, white = bone
Yes but no
beanie ork
noob
GO TO BED
Know what? no, im gonna go to awake
you sleep now too ? wew people sleep in the morning and wake up in the evening
Fuck you
ur all fucked
Musk isnt stupid but he is definitely retarded
reset your sleep cycles to daylight ffs
12am is not morning its midnight
I’m covering for the night shift at work right now and fully expect my sleep schedule to be fucked
12 AM is middle of the day
can fuck already
There is 12 tho?
holy im retarded
And in 12 hour
are you american or not
canadian soon to be american LMAO
I get 12 am and 12 pm
Not really, people say that but it makes no sense
We still kinda belong to britain
tromp will figure that out
and wat happen to trudeau
He quit
Resigned (thank fuck)
Pussied out
First good news in 12 years
Canada is about to vote in, or maybe transition to a far right government
If he was hated so much why did he hold office for so long.
So he wanted out being a lib
He was also a drama teacher, which is a scandal in itself

Because thats fucking lame af
And idk how he was allowed to be a PM
Hate the blackface
good question
If he wasnt even in politics
and i never hear what he did wrong, only hate
People here are fucking idiots?
?????
what i tried to mean was a single race, single language, single culture type of thing
Unless theyre an immigrant, usually there is some form of national pride
I mean 2 languages
The only government that matters is the one that gets rid of the French Canadians. /s
That’s not nationality
thats why i said "tried to mean"
Kinda agree
The French Canadians are actually cringe
im an esl shitter, bear with me
Unironically they are assholes
Yeah they suck bad
And id rather deal with anyone else
Assimilate losers
And im forced to learn it >:(
Inject maple syrup and liquified poutine into their veins
Language no
I despise their dumb language that cant even be used in france or louisiana because its not the same at all and barely comprehensible to real french speakers
At least louisiana french resembles france french to a small degree
A pointless one, at least english is mostly universal among english speaking countries
Their french is a cheap imitation
And i dont want it
You don’t have it
🇫🇷 ❌
To be fair, English is an absolute monstrosity of a language that mugs other languages for spare vowels
I WASTED YEARS OF MY LIFE I WONT GET BACK ON A LANGUAGE USED BY PEOPLE I DETEST
so yeah
All languages do that btw
Im pissed
True
I was basically forced to learn Spanish because I was a gas station worker in SoCal
I dont care what happens with the french canadians, i just dont want to learn their language
And i hate that i had to
Should be optional
It’s your fellow countrymen
Ah california, the land of projectile shitting homeless people and crushed dreams
And i couldnt hate them less :)
I feel no love for them
Ah the part of the conversation when we shit on California for no good reason
And the feeling is mutual
Stench
Cali is a shithole
Like athens greece back in the ancient times XD
It is not
Could smell it for miles
Lying but ok
You think it smells bad in Monterrey bay
The constant fires in California are God’s attempts to correct his mistake but the power of godless tech moguls is too strong. The San Andreas fault is the long option.
Me when my power goes out because theres too much stress on it
That happens in other states
Because evs are demanding and they never bothered to accommodate them
We found the French Canadian, get ‘em
Maybe
They said its miserable, youre lucky to have power for the whole week uninterrupted
The governor can't be bothered to get water even though Cali is always on fire. Of course they weren't going to accommodate anything
Unless you got a generator
But the fucking spark plug would wear out from overuse in a year XD
(exaggeration)
I love how when I was living in California they’d constantly talk about how homeowners need to cut down on water waste when it’s the farms that are wasting it all
At least a farm produces something
Me clearing my throat for attention
Cali is on the water. If they had any ounce of care they'd get more. But that's one less super yacht per year for governor moneybags
Because im bored and people are ignoring me
гамагом

Is it really that easy
Гандон 
@grizzled meadow is there space for emojis? 
Drink ocean water
Soblem prolved
👂
Fission mailed
Most probably not
No


WJAT HAPPENED TO THE FIRST ONE
You better nuke kek1
знаю
тарков гандон




!vero
Wasn't it from an elaborate troll by australians
No, the Australians set Australia on fire as a last ditch effort to stop the emus
australia shall burn america
i would say a certain muslim phrase but automod wont allow me
God its real 
Dark Rizzlord
you think you look like the jinroh guy but you end up looking like audi murphy 
Why eucalyptus of all things
Someone australian made a fortune I imagine
it sounds like a fancy name so obviously california had to buy it in droves
they thought it was a good idea for building
and quick to grow
but failed to mention how hot it can burn
🙂
there's several stories
theres certain species of eucalyptus that do grow fast but they must of bought the wrong species 
they would of been better off getting bamboo plantations set up
There is bamboo in California. My neighbor had a wall of it.
"would of"
fucking australians
would've
yea theres a couple houses near me that like to grow bamboo too
*wouald'ouver
Making any sort of spelling or grammar mistake on the internet means any witnesses are allowed to kill you.
does he know? 
grammar crimes get you sent to the penal colony i guess
Woul'daj
is this Wife in the room with us
The "do not announce to the server when you're going to go masturbate" guy died??
Is that him?
french canadian miku
how horrible
Im home now 
Hey ski

@wheat kestrel fuck you 
fuck you I'm goin to bed 
goodnight 
goodnight 
@placid sail wake up busy, time for work
@river zealot finally found a job? 
Maybe this summer
Hopefully
Why is blud not sleeping under the blanket
@heady crow
They are built different. Built wrong
Life could be dream
Heyo
Carry on then
This is same in Lithuania
Wake up
Breakfeast
Enter the skool
PE Class
Have extreme diarrhea attack




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