🎪bruh-fart

[glad carbon]

go eat southern food without acting like ur heart is stopping because you ate more than 250 calories for lunch

[naive bison]

The last part is why I'm making fun of Americans

[glad carbon]

hi cori :3

[placid sail]

I may have spoken too soon on the sharpness of your wit if you really are trying to reason with him

[pastel quartz]

RUSSIAN BORSCH FOREVA! 🤙

[broken topaz]

I just eat bread

[glad carbon]

hes baiting so hard but hes actually serious

[broken topaz]

And smoked and cured meats

[glad carbon]

i love bread

also bread is bad for you too @naive bison

bread makes u fat

smh

[digital quartz]

you only eat breakfast?

[glad carbon]

didnt u know

[mossy void]

American cuisine is great.
Stews and BBQ and other meat

Meat foods

A lot of meat

[idle veldt]

Empty calories

[broken topaz]

Its nurishment

[idle veldt]

Fill up on bread

[broken topaz]

Doesnt matter the time of day

[prime zenith]

I drink beetroot juice daily

[mossy void]

I love a good beef stew

[placid sail]

tbf mordorian bread is a lot less fat/sugary than american one

[naive bison]

How is it bait if I literally talked you into agreeing with me

[glad carbon]

i think american cusine is like

waldorf hotel derived shit

[glad carbon]

dude what

i said it in the FIRST SENTENCE

[digital quartz]

Golden Toast lifestyle

[glad carbon]

"us food is good, dont bring up the eating habits"

[broken topaz]

Wer das abendbrot nicht ehrt, ist das Fleisch nicht wert

Or something like that

[glad carbon]

AKA us food is prolly not good for you but its a culinary masterpiece

[naive bison]

I said us food not healthy

[mossy void]

No, processed food is not healthy

[broken topaz]

I only eat real bread

[glad carbon]

yeah unless its like a salad, its gonna be unhealthy

[mossy void]

The shit they sell at mcdonalds and in packages

If you make your own food it can be very healthy

[digital quartz]

Pumpernickel

[glad carbon]

the reason US bread is like this is to keep it on the shelf longer

[broken topaz]

Real shit

[glad carbon]

corner cutting mfs

[placid sail]

is there even an obvious point to this discussion aside from making froggert mad? I'm confused

[digital quartz]

bit of gouda

hell yeah

[sage otter]

Stop slicing your bread you retards

[broken topaz]

I haven't had one of those awful toast slices in years

[mossy void]

If all you eat is fast food and junk snacks and canned bread and grape jelly of course you’re gonna get fat

[digital quartz]

do you know about that wasa knäckebrot lifestyle?

[naive bison]

Texas biscuit, Mac n cheese

[glad carbon]

grocery stores dont know how

[ancient barn]

sugar

[placid sail]

it does stay fresh longer, but eating it feels like eating a dessert \

[glad carbon]

they have to sell it pre sliced

[broken topaz]

I ate a ton of that in norway

With brown cheese

Or liverpate

[glad carbon]

its like 10g sugar for a whole loaf which isnt a HUGE amount but its still weird to have that much in bread

[mossy void]

SOS is good.
Biscuits and gravy and ground beef, very very good

[glad carbon]

even rye bread has that much

like cmon

[prime zenith]

Do not mention brown cheese to norwegians they will drool

[mossy void]

Mac n cheese is also very good, but not something to eat all the time

[broken topaz]

Its good

[river zealot]

where did your malnourished ass get american bread even

[broken topaz]

Its a bit odd

But good

[mossy void]

I’ve made a delicious three cheese mac with ham not too long ago

[sage otter]

Bread doesn't have sugar, cake does

[naive bison]

Holy fuck my Jewish friend sent me a fire meme

[placid sail]

in a shop, dummy

[naive bison]

But I can't post it

[placid sail]

it's even has that square shape and all

[prime zenith]

I put sugar in my bread

[ancient barn]

he doesn't know

[digital quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/sunny-plate-suburb-throwing-the-plate-mad-gif-15801456

[placid sail]

must be locally produced, since it's not that expensive

[glad carbon]

only some breads are that level

[placid sail]

but I don't like it, too sweet

[glad carbon]

see: subway's lawsuit in ireland

[mossy void]

https://tenor.com/view/always-sunny-in-philadelphia-charlie-day-evil-lamp-gif-7095832947451879863

[broken topaz]

Nah he's right. You gotta sometimes have something unhealthy for the palette of a child

It cleanses the mind

Fr

[naive bison]

American mind can't remember the argument is about healthiness of food, not taste or quality

[glad carbon]

retard

[sage otter]

To be fair even supermarket sliced bread taste too sweet, but Subway is a extreme

[naive bison]

Cannot comprehend value of food beyond taste

[digital quartz]

like a Monster?

[glad carbon]

i said US food, not the eating habits

are you insane xalrider

[broken topaz]

For example

[glad carbon]

i said US food like burgers or whatever are good

[broken topaz]

But that i do because im addicted

[naive bison]

Habits come from the food, fucking moron

[glad carbon]

then u bring up unhealthiness or whatever

[naive bison]

No ones gonna be thin if all your shit is boiled in butter

[glad carbon]

a burger btfo's any ruslop

[naive bison]

And they aren't

[mossy void]

Jesus christ buscuits and gravy isn’t going to instantly inflate you like a weird porno

[glad carbon]

enjoy ur potato stew

hearty lad

[prime zenith]

I love potato stew with veggies n meat

[digital quartz]

I played CS with friends and we won 2 and in the last game we got rolled by the rank 80 guy in Poland on FaceIT 💀

[glad carbon]

which is why you mfs have started adopting US made food in russia

[placid sail]

please don't approximate the rest of us to that mouth-breathing vegetable, I for one love a good borger

[broken topaz]

Unlucky

[idle veldt]

TRUE

[digital quartz]

it was nasty

[idle veldt]

why hasn’t America done the same

[river zealot]

[naive bison]

As I said

Actual robots

[idle veldt]

Xalrider is not real

[glad carbon]

a burger is good

[broken topaz]

Its really simple xal

[idle veldt]

He’s the bot

[glad carbon]

if you arent eating mcdonalds every meal its prolly fine to eat too

[naive bison]

Brain receptors fried, if no msg or salt or fat then can't taste anything

[broken topaz]

More calories = more energy

More energy is good

[mossy void]

Beef stew, steak mashed potatoes and collard greens, pork chops with scalloped potatoes and a side of broccoli, etc etc etc

[sage otter]

Xal is a failed XelA project

[prime zenith]

Bet ima put 5kg butta on my food

[glad carbon]

hi shefy

[naive bison]

Amy Schumer is insanely energetic the

[broken topaz]

Now you're doing it right

[digital quartz]

this is like me in Zomboid slamming lard to get by

[mossy void]

The russian mind fails to consider that the american diet is not exclusively doughnuts and cocacola

[glad carbon]

stew is fire but depending on the day, a burger can win

[naive bison]

And yet it is

[placid sail]

let me guess xal is convinced every american eats that daily and that ignites your ass though it's very obvious he neither has or could have any fucking idea

[prime zenith]

I ate burger today

Ur right

[mossy void]

And yet it isn’t

[prime zenith]

And finished squid game

[idle veldt]

This is why you aren’t real

[naive bison]

I can hear your second chin wobbling

[glad carbon]

yeah no he got radicalised by 4chan and thinks the burger meme is real

[placid sail]

silly car

[mossy void]

https://tenor.com/view/house-are-you-dumb-dense-gif-12448939

[glad carbon]

xalrider is projecting now

didnt u admit ur fat

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/harrypotterobamasonic10inu-hpos10i-bitcoin-memecoin-btc-gif-13867777688339219125

[mossy void]

Lmao

I thought of that clip

[naive bison]

Fuck yeah

[glad carbon]

breezy is like

twunk tier

[mossy void]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-gif-7099278856497118059

[naive bison]

I lost a ton of weight and then I tore my meniscus

[glad carbon]

dude is eating well

[pastel quartz]

Yes hover alot of murica food products are heavily affected with chemicals that would not meed minimum health standards in most places around the world

[naive bison]

[river zealot]

obamers

[naive bison]

I was working hard as wel

[placid sail]

brainfart will never beat the compulsion of feeding trolls or attention whores

[glad carbon]

maybe you wouldnt have torn it if you had a protein filled burger to keep ur tendons strong

[naive bison]

I dont know what that means

[prime zenith]

Just accept america is inferior god damn

[glad carbon]

[digital quartz]

thats more than half the population

[prime zenith]

[pastel quartz]

Flop

[mossy void]

I have already established that processed food is incredibly unhealthy for you yes.

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/obama-gif-21110512

[naive bison]

Nah all the extra weight would have increases the force of me hitting the group d

Ground

[pastel quartz]

Fake protein is protein

[shell venture]

are you retards still talking about food

[mossy void]

Anyone being even remotely conscious of that fact can very easily avoid it by making their own meals in their own kitchen

[shell venture]

holy fuck

[river zealot]

despite being less than 20% in gamma they make up for 80% of brainfarters

[digital quartz]

so guys, about electrical cars

[shell venture]

i kneel
the new kings of mental retardation

[prime zenith]

Lets talk about piss

[naive bison]

Has me blocked yet comments on my ever interaction
Curious

[glad carbon]

electrical cars make the sharks gae

[naive bison]

[placid sail]

let's talk about war

:)

[prime zenith]

did you know you piss out lotta metal so you can make an iron pickaxe

[shell venture]

we should kill the elderly

[glad carbon]

pissaxe

[mossy void]

Busy you should launch the ICBMs

[digital quartz]

the american funk rock and soul band?

[mossy void]

All of them

Every one on earth

[naive bison]

Who do you think runs the military

[mossy void]

We need a reset

[placid sail]

on it

[shell venture]

the elderly

[naive bison]

A Great Reset even

[prime zenith]

The elder gods

[pastel quartz]

Fake it's the lizard people

[placid sail]

40000 nuclear warheads are heading straight into artyom's house

[shell venture]

[pastel quartz]

[placid sail]

even his long-dead ancestors are going to glow

[naive bison]

Finally

[mossy void]

https://tenor.com/view/gustavo-gif-26460070

[naive bison]

Thats what you get for playing tarkov, buster

[placid sail]

just minecraft-style giant ass pit in the earth

[shell venture]

he will deflect them with a hammer that he made for war

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/far-cry-release-me-joseph-seed-gif-12887358985963630884

[pastel quartz]

Does he get cool superpowers from the radioactivenes

[shell venture]

[digital quartz]

you are going to walk out of that with superpowers dont worry

[pastel quartz]

This gif is already overused

[prime zenith]

RELEEASEEEE MEEEEEEUH

[naive bison]

No he gets cancer

[naive bison]

I'm gonna release

[pastel quartz]

[placid sail]

his extremely tiny radioactive particles are spread all over Earth, and he may accidentally give cancer to some seagull or an elderly japanese woman

[digital quartz]

so he is going to become cancerman?

thats kinda lame ngl

[river zealot]

but why me

why cant we nuke like xalrider

[placid sail]

why not

[river zealot]

hm

[naive bison]

What did I do

[digital quartz]

idk busy hates you or something

[shell venture]

i will become shitman
and projectile shit as my ability

[idle veldt]

We should nuke Xalrider

[pastel quartz]

Does the Japanese woman get cancer like Deadpool and we call her babushkapool despite not being culturally appropriate

[digital quartz]

can we vote who to nuke? @placid sail

[idle veldt]

Where does he live again

[shell venture]

hobo flash game

[river zealot]

thats how he shows love

[placid sail]

why would I waste 40000 warheads on some 3head russian troll

[river zealot]

probably

[placid sail]

democracy is a scam my man

[digital quartz]

yeah but can we vote who to nuke?

[placid sail]

no she just screams "not again!" in japanese and dies, unfortunately

[river zealot]

so you would rather waste them on a poor malnourished ukrainian child

[naive bison]

I wanted to nerd react this but I'm blocked

[pastel quartz]

[shell venture]

i vote for a blind nuke

[placid sail]

I vote agaisnt it

[shell venture]

tng

rng

[digital quartz]

keeping it fair

[pastel quartz]

[digital quartz]

thats alright

[naive bison]

We already spend a lot on that so why not

[placid sail]

yeah it sounds funny

[river zealot]

[naive bison]

Is it waste if you get vaporized?

[sage otter]

bro playing the snork card

You'll get leveled by the atom just accept it

[digital quartz]

"but im just a lil snork"

[naive bison]

Sad hamster meme

[pastel quartz]

[pastel quartz]

Cinema

[placid sail]

find consolation in the fact that you're getting annihilated by the entire world's nuclear arsenal because busy has found it funny, not some shabby soviet-era warheads sent into you by some old geezer because he really thinks that conquering your little village will make him look cooler

[naive bison]

He could have just said "I love minors"

Probably some drakes song had that

[pastel quartz]

How did busy get acess to the nukes

[placid sail]

it wasn't that difficult

you know how it is

[naive bison]

Busy doesn't have access to the rest of his chromosomes, what are you talking about

[river zealot]

i wouldnt be suprised if busy is actually Shoigu, and as soon as my adress gets leaked, i will get missile striked out of pure hate

[placid sail]

all this security theater and you just walk through the back door by the sleeping sec guy like it's some hobo hostel and not a rocket silo

[naive bison]

Mods asleep, discuss current wars

[placid sail]

I find this offensive, now I'm nuking you extra hard

[naive bison]

I'm going to bed before I get banned

[pastel quartz]

you mind telling me there is a certain homo Algerian I'd like to.remove from living

⁷

[stoic girder]

most of TSA is just theater

[shell venture]

[pastel quartz]

[shell venture]

⁷

[naive bison]

It's super necessary they search your asshole

You dont understand

[sage otter]

bz's city strategic map

[pastel quartz]

Viva le pornoʻ

[naive bison]

@glad carbon the type of guy to go again in a silly hat and glasses hiding his identity to go through the TSA butthole check a second time

[stoic girder]

the TSA guy making me cum before my flight so i can take a good nap what a nice guy

[inland jackal]

[placid sail]

what's funny that aside from couple minor differences, that's also an ukrainian city too

[sage otter]

ye

[pastel quartz]

@fast heron

[shell venture]

@tidal trellis

[naive bison]

Eating spicy food and laxatives to give the tsa butthole checker a nice surprise

[river zealot]

i mean yeah

1 to 1

[tidal trellis]

hiii

why was I pinged

[shell venture]

look up

[inland jackal]

@tidal trellis hi floppy

[mossy void]

This is in his latest album

[sage otter]

p much any soviet town variant

[idle veldt]

Don’t worry about it kitten

[river zealot]

hi flop

[tidal trellis]

mr do I look like a cat

[tidal trellis]

hellooo

[idle veldt]

Yes kitten

[mossy void]

You are a discord kitten

[naive bison]

Dj akademiks is recording a reaction video with him dancing as we speak

[placid sail]

duh why slavic people drink so much

[inland jackal]

Want some midnight sosig? @tidal trellis

[sage otter]

cold

[tidal trellis]

idk what that is but I dont fink I wanna know

[shell venture]

[idle veldt]

Ugh flop

[inland jackal]

I made some today

[tidal trellis]

nah

[sage otter]

"idk what that is"

[inland jackal]

Put the rest to smoke

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to therealflopultrahd4k

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[naive bison]

Twink

[inland jackal]

Twink

[tidal trellis]

I'm getting rdy for bed soon don't think eating is the

HEY

NO

[shell venture]

bullying aside
this is just ugly

[tidal trellis]

cmon! we were having a good conversation!

[sage otter]

old one was better ngl

[inland jackal]

@shell venture heres the pic from today

[tidal trellis]

how!

[inland jackal]

Sosig wifi

[shell venture]

agreed

[tidal trellis]

how is it ugly?

bruh

[stoic girder]

jesus the new ember warframe skin is making me wanna goon

[naive bison]

Pig penis

a delicacy

[inland jackal]

Its ugly fr

[tidal trellis]

smh

[river zealot]

Enough tarkov for today

Gn people

[tidal trellis]

jealous of my pfp, I see how it is

[naive bison]

Plap plap plap plap YEOOOOWWWWCH

[sage otter]

background is worse, face is worse, you just like the cute apron so you picked that one

[inland jackal]

"jealous"

[tidal trellis]

all I hear is wah wah wah

[inland jackal]

What do other servers think of that pfp

Are you even in any other server

[naive bison]

He's probably in femboy goon servers so they like it

[tidal trellis]

no I'm not!

[naive bison]

He has it to fit in

[inland jackal]

He has it to fit it in

[inland jackal]

[tidal trellis]

why the cap?!

[naive bison]

I'm going in raw

[shell venture]

flop is a pakistani agent sent to infiltrate discord servers

[tidal trellis]

a what??

[inland jackal]

A solving agent

[vague bramble]

dont they stone femboys in pakistan

[inland jackal]

They do but flop is in american embassy

[placid sail]

carman

[digital quartz]

Secret Agent Flop? 👀

[naive bison]

Fat idiot

[river zealot]

Gn bz, please dont nuke

[placid sail]

gn, no promises

[sage otter]

Better sleep in the cave tonight

[mossy void]

What warm blooded human male can say that isn’t attractive

[tidal trellis]

really?!

[inland jackal]

He works for GUH
Gaes under homes

[idle veldt]

I think your pfp is cute flop

[shell venture]

he is lying

[mossy void]

It is

[shell venture]

both are lying

[mossy void]

Femboys are based

[shell venture]

[mossy void]

Fuck you

[shell venture]

nuh uh

[vague bramble]

Pakistani are on to something with the stoning

[inland jackal]

@tidal trellis would you still forgive me if i said you were gae for 250th time this year?

[shell venture]

stop trying to rizz flop he's reserved for the mods

[inland jackal]

Hes a kitten

Hes gonna get torn apart

[placid sail]

communal onahole

[mossy void]

Woagh

[digital quartz]

[tidal trellis]

I forgive everyone

[idle veldt]

Invite me

[mossy void]

He’s a benevolent kitten

[idle veldt]

Haha

[inland jackal]

[tidal trellis]

uhh...thank you?

[tidal trellis]

MF, EVEN WHEN HE HAS ME MUTED, HE HAS THE GULL TO SLANDER ME

[inland jackal]

Gull

[idle veldt]

[dreamy flax]

📚 Gull ( | ɡəl )

• Fool or hoax
• A person who is gullible and easy to take advantage of
• Mostly white aquatic bird having long pointed wings and short legs
• Make a fool or dupe of

[tidal trellis]

UNMUTE ME COWARD MORDOR RESIDENT FACE ME LIKE A MAN

[shell venture]

@placid sail

[tidal trellis]

[inland jackal]

Mordor resident

[shell venture]

p!ifunny

[foggy mantle]

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[placid sail]

even if he watched gachi ironically and for the memes at the start, it eventually has changed

[inland jackal]

P!libertyprime

Wait what was it again

[mossy void]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[inland jackal]

P!prime

[foggy mantle]

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[inland jackal]

There we go

[shell venture]

🦅 🔥

[mossy void]

FOR DEMOCRACY

We should declare war on space bugs, that will save humanity

[shell venture]

im a human supermacist

[fast heron]

Who pinged me

Tf do you want

[mossy void]

lmao

[placid sail]

it's john guh himself

[placid sail]

can't say I'm a big fan, but there are some here

[fast heron]

Lmao

[mossy void]

@tidal trellis

[fast heron]

Some bloke called mystical tree

[mossy void]

It’s your best friend

You are now part of a joke in this channel

[placid sail]

he has a bad habit of using users' tags for the sake of a word in it, you're his another victim

consider threatening him in dms

[shell venture]

@pastel quartz answer for your crimes

[primal rapids]

Cop sees this guy hauling a missile launcher case out of a river
"Whatcha got there?"
"School supplies."

[sage otter]

"books and socks"

[placid sail]

it was the simpler times

[mossy void]

It’s exactly what it looks like

He is going to shoot down news copters

The post is just a cover

[naive bison]

Just saw a picture of a German ambassador woman censored out in a group photo with new Syrian government lmao

[lost tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/ponyville-gif-8720009179105069619

[naive bison]

You're from Pakistan, pipe tf down before the authorities find ur discord profile

[mossy void]

https://tenor.com/view/your-league-of-legends-account-has-been-successfully-created-league-of-legends-buff-fat-meme-gif-23988446

https://tenor.com/view/tyler1-gif-18995121

[tidal trellis]

why would they harm or do anything to me?

[fast heron]

Nah i Just blocked em

Ez

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-gif-21544343

[fresh rose]

Uninstalling league turns you into a man with a Karen cut confirmed

[signal cobalt]

my gimmick is taking videos and compressing the shit out of them

[mossy void]

https://tenor.com/view/garfield-get-real-compressed-bitrate-gif-22602417

[signal cobalt]

oh god i made it worse

one sec

this is horrifying

and funny as shit to my ape brain

anyways

back to my regular behavior

@tidal trellis

(i dont know how to use the command so this is my solution)

[tidal trellis]

really now!

[high meteor]

Rhys when he forgets to update his hyperion facial recognition

[signal cobalt]

just download and compress the shit out of it

[signal cobalt]

XD

[signal cobalt]

hey flop, glad to have you

[potent hamlet]

Being a park ranger has to be so cool

[signal cobalt]

anyways, can we get a guh?

[potent hamlet]

And probably very boring

[signal cobalt]

a guh

for the memes please?

[potent hamlet]

Guh

[signal cobalt]

from FLOP

[high meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/dokibird-shock-shocked-reaction-vtuber-gif-3184297915140176134

[signal cobalt]

but that will do ig

[signal cobalt]

not flop

therefore unresolved issue

ive put out a whopping 21,213 messages

certified yapper here

i am the best of the best when it comes to spamming words into channels (not really mapleshade has way more)

27k messages XD

[tidal trellis]

I do not answer to you

[signal cobalt]

it was a request

[potent hamlet]

I'm watching a thing about cultists in a forest, and there's this dude named Greg

[signal cobalt]

mister twink sir

[signal cobalt]

i ate him

[tidal trellis]

!!! I am not that!!!!!

[signal cobalt]

hmmmm... yes you are

[potent hamlet]

He's really big

[signal cobalt]

ive decided

[red glade]

Hi Flop! <3 u 4 eva nogae

[signal cobalt]

still, i ate him

[potent hamlet]

And he ends up shooting a Stranger

[signal cobalt]

are you his dom? (this is joke dont sue)

[tidal trellis]

uhh...thank you?

[potent hamlet]

Homo Personatus

[tidal trellis]

GUH?

[signal cobalt]

WOOOO

GOT A GUH

[high meteor]

im suing you (i need the money)

[red glade]

I could be ;D

[high meteor]

[signal cobalt]

youre not eligible

[deep topaz]

I'm guessing this means double cookie

[signal cobalt]

knew it

[deep topaz]

Or cake?

[signal cobalt]

flop = twink confirmed

this is definitive

[red glade]

You are welcome

[signal cobalt]

the icing on the cake would be a "kitten" after that

[potent hamlet]

And this cultists like go and whistle

[signal cobalt]

but i cant have all i want

[red glade]

Oh god

[signal cobalt]

guh

[high meteor]

buh

[signal cobalt]

yknow what

if i started on guh, maybe someone would make me a video

and unlike FLOP id be appreciative

that some moron went through the trouble to

would make me 100% happier

(100% of 0 is still 0 but whatever)

[potent hamlet]

Oh damn

[potent hamlet]

The cultists started to kill people

[potent hamlet]

They start to whistle in unison and they're hunting

[signal cobalt]

this is just the lore of the forest

[deep topaz]

threat eliminated

[potent hamlet]

Strangers will not retreat unless a bunch of them are killed

[signal cobalt]

wife eliminated is what hes thinkin

[potent hamlet]

Yeah, if I were in this park, I'm definitely carrying a shotgun or a gun

[deep topaz]

a new bro to hang out with and one less bitch

[deep topaz]

cheese-u, lucky

[signal cobalt]

admittedly i have a few of these

[shell venture]

goodnight retards

[signal cobalt]

peas

[potent hamlet]

Dude, if 2020 fashion and music comes back, I'm the first bitch going out like that

[shell venture]

you're out of line
Seek help

[signal cobalt]

one more time

real? which one?

[potent hamlet]

Although I have gained a little bit of weight since 2020

[signal cobalt]

i feel

threatened

[deep topaz]

the right

[potent hamlet]

Man, what a time to be alive

[signal cobalt]

ok

that makes some sense

[signal cobalt]

fat

[potent hamlet]

I have to get a job tho

[signal cobalt]

dw im built like i ate the fridge

so i cant be saying shit

[deep topaz]

i'm very much in fridge shape

[signal cobalt]

im very much rotund

[potent hamlet]

It's not much, I'm probably fitting on the clothes that I used to wear and attach with safe pins

[signal cobalt]

the first 24 hours of the day are the roughest

[potent hamlet]

There's a kid taking green small fruits

[deep topaz]

criminal in the making

stealing limes doing time

[signal cobalt]

meme dump

[prime zenith]

im stealing ur memes

[signal cobalt]

go nuts

all are stolen

[prime zenith]

cus i need memes in my folder

[signal cobalt]

i steal and distribute

[potent hamlet]

I'm pretty sure those were like really sour apples and nothing close to able to eat

[signal cobalt]

i just keep em in downloads

[prime zenith]

[potent hamlet]

So the Chinese store closes at 9:30

[arctic pawn]

thank you for the meme pack

[potent hamlet]

And starts taking people out at 9:15

[mossy void]

You ever hear about the chinese godfather

[signal cobalt]

no problem

[mossy void]

They made him an offer he couldn’t understand

[signal cobalt]

if i had the ones on my laptop we'd have another 30

[signal cobalt]

XD

[mossy void]

https://tenor.com/view/chinese-godfather-spudcord-spudgun-chinese-godfather-couldn't-understand-gif-14782568048026125325

I had it wrong

[prime zenith]

microsoft meme package 1 dolla

[mossy void]

He made them an offer they couldn’t understand

[signal cobalt]

i mean 5/10 of those memes are from HERE

so like

XD

[arctic pawn]

lmfao i love radal

[signal cobalt]

yeah, its a fun time

the pizza one is awesome

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/you-pick-the-wrong-house-fool-gta-grand-theft-auto-radal-san-andreas-gif-20873954

[signal cobalt]

because i got a video

and a pizza

so

thats cool

[signal cobalt]

just made a pizza

[potent hamlet]

You ever heard about the Chinese Godfather? He made them an offer they couldn't understand

[signal cobalt]

OH YEAH I JUST SAW THAT

stolen

into the depths of the download folder with you

[arctic pawn]

lmao

[potent hamlet]

When you say: "I know my rights" make sure you, in fact, know them correctly

[arctic pawn]

[signal cobalt]

that meme rn ^ but its the downloads folder

[arctic pawn]

my memes are too libidinous for this channel

[signal cobalt]

what?

[mossy void]

Horny memes

[arctic pawn]

i want some normal memes for a change

[signal cobalt]

im pretty sure it cant be that bad

[arctic pawn]

well it is bad

[signal cobalt]

unless its straight up porn

[mossy void]

You’d think so

[arctic pawn]

lmfao

[mossy void]

You would indeed think so

[signal cobalt]

i mean i got one that falls on a line im not sure im willing to cross

[arctic pawn]

bo sinn my beloved

dexter too

dont search for bo sinn on google

just dont

someone here made this mistake

[signal cobalt]

see this channel is weird, this channel has ass > tits arguments

[mossy void]

goes to google

[signal cobalt]

but im not sure if i want to test the waters with the one i got

[mossy void]

Oh he’s a gae porn star

Got it

[signal cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-pat-cut-this-vein-gif-15495131099012497825

[arctic pawn]

yeah

[signal cobalt]

HA

[arctic pawn]

he's like a white version of reamybull

[signal cobalt]

im glad i listened

[arctic pawn]

dreamybull*

[signal cobalt]

do you just know porn stars?

[mossy void]

Saw a dude with a cock in his mouth so that’s about all I needed to know

[arctic pawn]

not really

lmfao

[signal cobalt]

[arctic pawn]

but the memes sure are funny to watch

[signal cobalt]

thats why you heed warnings

[mossy void]

I don’t care

[arctic pawn]

told you to not search

[mossy void]

I’ve seen worse than two dudes fuckin

[arctic pawn]

same thing as saying do it

lol

i want t learn to edit like this

[mossy void]

I have a strong curiosity

[arctic pawn]

in after effects

[signal cobalt]

of course anyone on the internet longer than 5 years will have

and ive been here for like 9

[mossy void]

Bo sinn is on the loose at bromo dot com

[arctic pawn]

indeed

bro researched

W

[signal cobalt]

reason for my insanity

[arctic pawn]

both

[stoic girder]

kids these days clearly havent seen beheading videos and it shows

[mossy void]

Nah that was just the image of the dude and the wang

[narrow sorrel]

shut up, learning about the wine of zamorak at the age of 6 was a great formative experience

[arctic pawn]

true, what about the other awful things you learned

sometimes it doesnt worth the risk

i would never let my child have irrestricted acces to the internet

[signal cobalt]

im 17 almost 18 and ive been here since about 8-9

[narrow sorrel]

The wine of zamorak taught me to not believe things on the internet

[signal cobalt]

so yeah i was a little young for unrestricted access

[narrow sorrel]

underage! ban he!

[arctic pawn]

ban all minors from discord

[signal cobalt]

bro them mfs are getting no internet until 14 (when that happens [if i will ever find love])

[signal cobalt]

[narrow sorrel]

idiot told us his age over the internet

[arctic pawn]

you will dont worry

[narrow sorrel]

this wouldve never happened in my generation (it did)

[arctic pawn]

if youre picky you gotta drop that

[signal cobalt]

HA you have too much faith in me

[arctic pawn]

a female that loves you its good enough

[signal cobalt]

[signal cobalt]

bold of you to assume female (it would be tho)

[arctic pawn]

i dont assume people are gae

or female

on discord

cuz females on dc are a myth

100%

[signal cobalt]

i dont bother anymore, i default to they/them (im too lazy to figure shit out when ive got the "one size fits all" solution)

[arctic pawn]

🤔

[signal cobalt]

because people vary massively, but one of the few things thats universal is they/them (its worked this far)

[visual stirrup]

yeah, we all cishet white male racist bigots
don't like it? leave.

[arctic pawn]

why would i hate it

its where they belong

like natural habitat

[signal cobalt]

gotta love casual politicalfart

this is bound to end well

[arctic pawn]

totally

[mossy void]

No that’s just you specifically

Everyone else is a woman

Who loves black people

[visual stirrup]

tell me
what's it like being a single mother?

[mossy void]

Terrible

[signal cobalt]

random video time

[arctic pawn]

indeed

[signal cobalt]

anyways, im out of videos

[arctic pawn]

cat soup

[deep topaz]

wash your chicken

[signal cobalt]

does this hurt the car?

[arctic pawn]

i dont think so lol

[deep topaz]

hydrochloric acid

[signal cobalt]

might need an oil change

[mossy void]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma985-whatever-go-my-jerma-gif-13113563184974228262

[stoic girder]

limiting childs social media helps to avoid them being groomed

[arctic pawn]

for real

[mossy void]

https://tenor.com/view/trump-mewing-sigma-mew-mewing-chad-gif-17710863300302979354

[mossy void]

We can’t have that

[ancient barn]

https://tenor.com/view/buckshot-roulette-1000-live-rounds-dealer-gif-18062339232919454967

[mossy void]

More grooming please

[signal cobalt]

@glad carbon its you fanta

[stoic girder]

I had a kid in school with 2 moms and he was so homophobic and misogynistic it wasnt even funny

[mossy void]

His arms passed through his suit jacket, which also had no sleeves
Magic suit, didn’t know rich people owned those

[signal cobalt]

Mogald Trump

[signal cobalt]

even tho he had 2 moms?

weird kid

[mossy void]

I think it’s because

[signal cobalt]

punt the bastard :)

[mossy void]

Not even though

[stoic girder]

they tried to make him trans or something idk

wasnt really his friend

this is just what i heard

[mossy void]

Doubtful

[signal cobalt]

honestly weird and i kinda dont believe it

[mossy void]

I think it’s more likely they encouraged it if it were to exist

[stoic girder]

yeah you might be right

[mossy void]

“It’s okay to be trans, we won’t judge if you are” type stuff

[glad carbon]

smh cant believe they literally put estrogen in his bran flakes

[mossy void]

Bro was getting shot up while he slept

[stoic girder]

probably brought it up constantly or something

[glad carbon]

me and who

[mossy void]

Maybe who knows

[stoic girder]

havent heard from him in ages

hope he is doing ok

[mossy void]

Him having homosexual female parents, him being homophobic and misogynistic
Very short line

Probably watches too much youtube

[idle veldt]

Hope he’s dead

[mossy void]

Went down a pipeline

[glad carbon]

[mossy void]

I was racist and transphobic in middle school. All around a shitheel

[deep topaz]

the pipeline is penis!!!!

cause it's like a !!p ipe!!!

[mossy void]

Watched a LOT of steven crowder

And prager U

Wouldn’t you know it I started making racist jokes all the time, loving trump, and hating trans people

[deep topaz]

those aren't all mutually exclusive

[mossy void]

You think?

[deep topaz]

yeah

[mossy void]

Now I’ve calmed down a lot but, if I could go back then I’d smack myself

[stoic girder]

you were a kid

[mossy void]

Very stupid and uninformed

[stoic girder]

shouldnt be held to the same standard

[deep topaz]

you have plenty of time to become even more racist

[mossy void]

Well sure

Kids are highly impressionable

It’s literally in their nature to be so

If you aren’t a sponge you starve

[stoic girder]

and kids are super perceptive

[mossy void]

It’s only later that you start to put up a filter

[stoic girder]

especially in abusive households

[idle veldt]

I watched Jontron

And then he got blown out by destiny

[old kettle]

BALLS

[glad carbon]

:3

hi cutie

[mossy void]

BALLS

[old kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/mike-wazowski-mike-pog-pog-gif-154717314566640477

Frota

Hiiii

[idle veldt]

cock

[old kettle]

[glad carbon]

😻

[mossy void]

COCK BALLS

All the women in chat have left with a sigh

Hah

Who am I kidding

There are no women here

[glad carbon]

hes so funny

[old kettle]

Frota

Frota

Do hear me?

Never. Ever. Get. Involved. With. A drunk.

Womans

[deep topaz]

or a regular one

[mossy void]

Last time I interacted with a drunk woman I was also drunk and very very very almost got some

[glad carbon]

i dont plan on it

[old kettle]

Then you'll be raped

[old kettle]

[glad carbon]

can i get involved with you bublya

[old kettle]

[stoic girder]

woman can decide week after that it was a mistake and you are on a sex offender registry

have fun

[idle veldt]

Boooo

[glad carbon]

🎦

[idle veldt]

[old kettle]

Not in Russia

[stoic girder]

yeah she just has her uncle kill you

[old kettle]

Uhh

No

[stoic girder]

yes

[old kettle]

Okay

Sometimes

But if its her initiative

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-back-dog-golden-retriever-back-golden-retriever-scared-golden-retriever-disgusted-gif-26048691

[old kettle]

Then no

[glad carbon]

@mossy void @high wing https://fixupx.com/PunchingCat/status/1875799988837736749?t=4enCbbJqxNjanGbr-vB61Q&s=19

[mossy void]

What’s wild is she lied the literal next morning.
She was in her 30s and I was 19 at the time
So…. Naturally she tried to save face and lie.

[stoic girder]

Just say you are underage

checkmate

[deep topaz]

she still gets off the hook

[mossy void]

Everyone involved in the whole thing knew who we were and how old we were

[deep topaz]

and you get "yeah i bet you wanted it lil bro"

or "good catch lil man"

[arctic pawn]

ITS PSYOP BRAINWASH DAY!!!!!!!!!!

[mossy void]

I came on to her and flirted with her, we both got progressively more drunk, and twice she tried to pull me away for the freak nasty and both times we were interrupted

It came to a head, things got messy, the night was over

She’s asked about it and says something along the lines of “I didn’t try to initiate” despite trying twice

Lmao

It was a whole thing

[deep topaz]

doesn't matter if she did, the woman's always right

[arctic pawn]

i dig you

but women are always right as bro above said

[mossy void]

Thankfully it all worked out, I didn’t get my name slandered

The people around me believed my story over hers

[arctic pawn]

unlike you i might be fucked

i dated a married woman

and didnt knew it

it was not long ago

[old kettle]

Devil

[arctic pawn]

her husband has a tattoo on his face

[stoic girder]

Thats why you have atleast 3 witnesses when interacting with a woman

[arctic pawn]

and she kissed me and grabbed me butt

[mossy void]

It was a mess

[visual stirrup]

this, but unironically

[old kettle]

Nooooo

[arctic pawn]

she told me at the end of the date

[old kettle]

Oh okay

[mossy void]

Exactly. I had many who directly witnessed many parts of it

[visual stirrup]

i look so creepy
i know I wouldn't have a chance in front of a jury

[arctic pawn]

people are saying that i should have asked

[stoic girder]

there is a reason men are afraid of pursuing women these days

[arctic pawn]

like i have to expect people that flert and harass me to be married

[visual stirrup]

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury..."
"Just look at him."

fucked up hairline

[deep topaz]

gone are the days of married people being faithful

[visual stirrup]

no drip

no bitches

[arctic pawn]

i have bitches, but those bitches be taken

[old kettle]

YES. Yes you should have

[arctic pawn]

why

[ancient barn]

they have to be men

[arctic pawn]

now i cant expect the minimum respect

[stoic girder]

or a woman that you know hates the other one

[idle veldt]

So you don’t end up in situations like that

[arctic pawn]

shit is wild

[ancient barn]

so true

[dreamy flax]

prxpxne has paid their respect for brainfart 💙

[arctic pawn]

yeah maybe youre right

bro is scary, he might kill me if i spill the beans

no one with a tatto on his face makes good decisions

its*

[idle veldt]

I’m not essentialist like that

[arctic pawn]

what is essencialist

[idle veldt]

Don’t worry kitten

[ancient barn]

this is why i own a gun

[arctic pawn]

[idle veldt]

[arctic pawn]

i have a gun too but i dont want to kill nobody

[ancient barn]

https://tenor.com/view/jose-mourinho-sweet-trouble-gif-26762341

[arctic pawn]

lmfao

i didnt knew, she was so fucking hot and into me

[arctic pawn]

and weirdly my ass

[gleaming grove]

f channel indeed

nothing can save this now

[arctic pawn]

seems like everything was prepared for me to be fucked

[visual stirrup]

are you even american?

[arctic pawn]

obviously not

i know sometimes my broke ass english shows up

[visual stirrup]

https://youtu.be/H8SVcNZz8w4?si=kwXCyZ82umh27gxe

[arctic pawn]

i'm just a silly brazilly

[mossy void]

Not your fault, if you didn’t know she was married it’s really not your doing.
Any reasonable person can understand that. I find it’s best to get out ahead of that stuff.

[arctic pawn]

indeed

[visual stirrup]

this is the internet
we're all american here

🇺🇸

[mossy void]

I figure the chances of getting shot go down considerably when you come out and admit it rather than getting caught

[arctic pawn]

🇺🇸

[ancient barn]

🇺🇸

[arctic pawn]

i dont know he doesnt seem reasonable

[stoic girder]

🇺🇸

[mossy void]

Maybe not informing them in person then. Figure out his phone number and shoot him a text with all the information, and keep your distance. Do what you can to protect yourself if you’re truly worried about retaliation

All I know for sure is the longer it stays secret the worse it gets

[stoic girder]

its highly likely he isnt the first one

[arctic pawn]

ill think about it

[mossy void]

Obviously I don’t have all the info and it’s a delicate situation.

Just be safe bro

Pussy is not worth dying for

[arctic pawn]

indeed, thanks

[stoic girder]

you are a better person than she is if you feel bad about it

[deep topaz]

unless it's an actual feline cat

then it's worth dying for

[arctic pawn]

yeah i feel like shit bc of this situation

the thing i promise to never do to anyone that happened to me i eventually did

that sucks ass

[idle veldt]

Pussy IS worth dying for

[arctic pawn]

its awful to be suspicious about people you interact

[idle veldt]

Don’t let the haters cock block you

[arctic pawn]

specially the ones you have romantic feelings

or some shit like that

[high meteor]

fucking dying for pussy im just gonna die out of spite

[stoic girder]

modern pussy is not worth dying for

[arctic pawn]

indeed

[stoic girder]

cleopatra on the other hand

[idle veldt]

False wrong

[stoic girder]

whew

[idle veldt]

My wife

[high meteor]

she was fuckin crazy

but ye

[arctic pawn]

i miss the medieval times where you could afford a wife

[idle veldt]

Like buy them

[arctic pawn]

everyone could have pussy

[idle veldt]

Cuz it don’t cost anything today

[stoic girder]

Says the 400 year old vampire

[arctic pawn]

indeed

how did you know

https://tenor.com/view/does-he-know-he-knows-the-riddler-riddler-paul-dano-gif-27011163

idk is anyone trustable to be with these days?

i see less and less people wanting to have a frucking family

to have a commitment

[high meteor]

because its fucking expensive

[stoic girder]

go to church

[arctic pawn]

true

[deep topaz]

dont go to clubs and bars to find wives

find wives at grocery stores and wine stores

and church

and crochet stores

[visual stirrup]

and insane asylums

[arctic pawn]

if i want old ladies its a good call

i actually like milfs

[visual stirrup]

and league of legends and tarkov lobbies

[stoic girder]

Those dont exist anymore they got emptied

[arctic pawn]

easier

crazy people out there

could marry your arses

[visual stirrup]

and edit wars on wikipedia

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/721796462404435968/1322429247897469122/twitter_1859943442140594423.gif

[arctic pawn]

who doesnt like crazy hot goth mommies

[visual stirrup]

and political arguments in youtube comments

[idle veldt]

Crazy hot goths don’t want to have kids

[arctic pawn]

you can find a wife there??

damn

[arctic pawn]

you can change their minds

[idle veldt]

I’m married