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edgy abyss
signal cobalt
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thats flop

glad carbon
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meow :3 @high wing

pale ingot
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no, dumbass

signal cobalt
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but you also have a functioning brain

glad carbon
signal cobalt
edgy abyss
signal cobalt
signal cobalt
pale ingot
arctic pawn
edgy abyss
signal cobalt
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it dont work

glad carbon
signal cobalt
naive bison
signal cobalt
potent hamlet
naive bison
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fellas i think we can all agree

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ass > tits

signal cobalt
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just

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Iedy

signal cobalt
naive bison
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comment vero if agree

signal cobalt
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but also, thats an Iedy video for sure

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although...

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this

naive bison
signal cobalt
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60/40

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70/30

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80/20 even

naive bison
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it's booty sweep and it's not close

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cope

potent hamlet
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All ass no tits looks decent

signal cobalt
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but like, 100/0 is not a functioning setup

naive bison
arctic pawn
potent hamlet
naive bison
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you'd be jealous

arctic pawn
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small boobs big ass>>>>>>>>>>>>>>abyss>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>big boobs small ass

naive bison
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i walk a lot

potent hamlet
naive bison
signal cobalt
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but like again 70/30 is where its at

potent hamlet
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If I had big tits, I would probably ask to get them reduced

pale ingot
potent hamlet
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Also I get my age lowered a lot

arctic pawn
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k

stoic girder
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You can get your gf bigger breasts just get her pregnant

naive bison
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???

naive bison
arctic pawn
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milk truck just arrive

potent hamlet
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I wanted to vote to get Karate going and I got doubted about being 21

glad carbon
arctic pawn
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triggered me memories of this video

potent hamlet
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The dude that was in charge thought I was 16

naive bison
potent hamlet
glad carbon
naive bison
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idk how anyone can think ur 16

potent hamlet
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That day I was in training clothes

naive bison
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to be fair short women do look like they are 10 years younger

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a good 5-10

potent hamlet
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A big shirt and short leggings

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The ones I showed here once lol

naive bison
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i've talked exclusively to short girls in school

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it's funny to say "do you buy clothes at the kids section" for the 40th time

potent hamlet
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I'm too shameful to go with less clothes, I need big clothes to feel less watched

arctic pawn
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good call

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gotta prevent yourself

potent hamlet
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Like, I've wore crop tops a lot of times, but can't use them with shorts, so I use it with long pants

potent hamlet
naive bison
arctic pawn
naive bison
arctic pawn
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mega knight grindset

naive bison
edgy abyss
potent hamlet
pale ingot
naive bison
potent hamlet
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Sometimes only arms

edgy abyss
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never heard of it

naive bison
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it's really really good

edgy abyss
glad carbon
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its not that good

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xalrider is baiting you

potent hamlet
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Oh god a metalhead kid just passed by

naive bison
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classic contrarian @glad carbon

potent hamlet
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Or maybe punk

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But punk is dead…?

naive bison
arctic pawn
arctic pawn
potent hamlet
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In harsh times, the clothes are the only thing protecting you

pale ingot
arctic pawn
pale ingot
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wait a second lemme check sm

arctic pawn
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this dude is so hot

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i wanna be like him

glad carbon
arctic pawn
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he looks like a power ranger

potent hamlet
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I once I was in the forest in desert pants and DPM pants and a group of kids say: "Who's over there?"

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I was just chilling like 200 meters away

pale ingot
naive bison
potent hamlet
naive bison
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he steals his pants

naive bison
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yeah i know i know

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but it is really good

arctic pawn
potent hamlet
glad carbon
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fuck this song is so beautiful

naive bison
potent hamlet
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I recently thought about buying a dude his 3-color camo cap

pale ingot
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you're suffering from schizophrenia

arctic pawn
naive bison
arctic pawn
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i think it was you

naive bison
arctic pawn
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you said this song is from stalker

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i dont know which

pale ingot
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not to my knowledge

naive bison
arctic pawn
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aha i knew it

potent hamlet
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I once got stopped by some friends from buying a guy his Ramones hoodie for 3 bucks

pale ingot
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well yeah it is from stalker

naive bison
naive bison
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literally 2 seconds googling

arctic pawn
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nice, youre fast

potent hamlet
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Also my brother had some very cool Iron Maiden and other metal bands, and instead of giving them to me, he threw them out

arctic pawn
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lmfao

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what a brutha

naive bison
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i dont even know why or how i found this

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or why i looked

potent hamlet
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Since then I wanted stuff like the stuff he had

potent hamlet
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And the other stuff that I want like that Matryoshka hoodie

arctic pawn
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this shit slaps

potent hamlet
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Also I've always wanted an og Sabaton shirt

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And another from La Polla Records

naive bison
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DOWNLOAD LINK: https://soundcloud.com/dm-dokuro/raw-unfiltered-calamity-ingame-version
Funny Story XVII: When working on this song, the weather went from hot to cold to hot again then back to cold and then it went from cold to hot and I just remembered, it's about to be cold. What I want to know is where's the caveman?

But let's be serious, tho...

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potent hamlet
naive bison
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reminds me of the guitar break in Razormind in payday 2

potent hamlet
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I wanna make a olive green dress tbh

naive bison
# naive bison reminds me of the guitar break in Razormind in payday 2

Artist: Simon Viklund
DLC/Update: Game Release
Released: 2013, August 13
Associated Heist: Big Oil & Election Day

Buy on Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/218620/PAYDAY_2/
Buy on Bandcamp: https://overkillsoundtracks.bandcamp.com/

Payday 2 Official Soundtrack Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxDh5x6BZY8cpIiThmuJTyrugMHq...

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objectively the best part

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better than the beat drop

potent hamlet
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It just looks so comfy

pale ingot
naive bison
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yharon theme is fucking dogshit

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esp when the singing starts

potent hamlet
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Slit long skirts are a vibe

naive bison
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im trying to think what's the best theme in calamity is

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there's so many good ones

pale ingot
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btw i had like this uhh

naive bison
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DOWNLOAD LINK: https://soundcloud.com/dm-dokuro/return-to-slime-ft-sixteeninmono-ingame-version
VOTE HERE: http://www.strawpoll.me/14919709
SIXTEENINMONO'S YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/user/badoosh12
Funny Story XIV: For this track, I wanted the mix of "uncomfortable" and "revolting" to work together. Totally up to you in wondering whether o...

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pale ingot
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i had this calamity run on death mode mastermode with a friend

potent hamlet
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FUCK

naive bison
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the part where the music cuts in an out really quickly near the beggining makes me buss

pale ingot
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and i think i was playing mage and he was rogue

potent hamlet
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THE GYPSIES ARRIVED

naive bison
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and we fucking first tried yharon before we were even really ready after i spawned him as a joke

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i thought he'd kick our shit in

potent hamlet
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I prefer to get ran over than talk to them

naive bison
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DOWNLOAD LINK: https://soundcloud.com/dm-dokuro/blood-coagulant-ft-sixteeninmonoingame-version
SIXTEENINMONO'S YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/user/badoosh12
Funny Story IX: This is the first original composition collaboration I've done with ANYONE. And I am SUPER-GLAD that it was with the beast himself, SixteenInMono! Please show this dude som...

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pale ingot
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this theme is fucking traumatic to me though

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cause back when malice mode still existed this is the boss i actually got STUCK on

naive bison
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DOWNLOAD LINK: https://soundcloud.com/dm-dokuro/blood-coagulant-ft-sixteeninmonoingame-version
SIXTEENINMONO'S YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/user/badoosh12
Funny Story IX: This is the first original composition collaboration I've done with ANYONE. And I am SUPER-GLAD that it was with the beast himself, SixteenInMono! Please show this dude som...

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on a solo run

naive bison
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the way the song ends transitioning into a loop

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omg i buss

pale ingot
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so real

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also i listened to the yharon theme again, its good

naive bison
potent hamlet
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I changed places from where I was to avoid the gypsies

naive bison
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the start is insane

potent hamlet
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Imagine how annoying they are

glad carbon
potent hamlet
glad carbon
pale ingot
naive bison
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absolutely skeleton capoeira

potent hamlet
potent hamlet
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I am nothing close to gypsies

naive bison
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you know what fuck you

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malphite capoeira

arctic pawn
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lol

potent hamlet
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I don't go around annoying people, asking for money or anything they can get their hands on and stealing

naive bison
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i knoiw im brazilian

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and no its not impratical

potent hamlet
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They're coming here ffs

arctic pawn
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its dope actually

arctic pawn
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maqueico

pale ingot
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https://youtu.be/5GcPA3C0QeI?t=185 @naive bison AY CARAMBA

DOWNLOAD LINK: https://soundcloud.com/dm-dokuro/roar-of-the-jungle-dragon-ingame-version
INSTRUMENTAL LINK: https://soundcloud.com/dm-dokuro/roar-of-the-jungle-dragon-instrumental
Funny Story XXIX: This song marks the first time I ever sang for one of my own compositions (that Night In The Woods remix does not count). I can only hope people enjo...

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naive bison
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you already have a perfect martial art

pale ingot
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check the timestamp..

pastel quartz
arctic pawn
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you can mix with another thing but the kick is brutal

potent hamlet
potent hamlet
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Mixing martial arts to be a menace

naive bison
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like at all

arctic pawn
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this is literally a capoeira fighter

naive bison
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like that would have been

naive bison
arctic pawn
naive bison
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nothing capoeira about it

arctic pawn
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so what

naive bison
naive bison
arctic pawn
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this was amazing

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damn

arctic pawn
winged chasm
deep topaz
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Harasaki

naive bison
shell venture
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retarded bitch

naive bison
naive bison
shell venture
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im chill as hell

potent hamlet
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Like you fake a front sidekick and then kick them fr

pale ingot
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chat am i cooked

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-1 charisma to 0 charisma

naive bison
potent hamlet
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Like they cover first, then think you just taunt and then get him

potent hamlet
naive bison
potent hamlet
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Spinning kicks can be really good to get a strong hit

naive bison
potent hamlet
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Capoeira is a martial art disguised as a dance

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They think you're just dancing and then get heel kick to the jaw

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It's also very difficult to learn

naive bison
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@potent hamlet i saw a meme that was like "I felt like i was doing great at a party when socializing and then a girl came up to me and asked if i was autistic" and thought about you

potent hamlet
tidal trellis
winged chasm
naive bison
potent hamlet
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Small talk is just small talk, but when I get brought something more deeper my brain just switches

potent hamlet
naive bison
potent hamlet
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It was 2007 or 8 so it was labeled as Asperger, but it's still ADHD and Autism

deep topaz
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Is this chile

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Wait hol on

potent hamlet
deep topaz
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Unico uni grillin

naive bison
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he just grill

potent hamlet
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I do actually have a lot of charisma for random encounters and stuff

naive bison
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sure

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iirc Chris Chan thinks the same

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man sometimes i want to know alternate realities

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what if chris chan was never autistic

potent hamlet
# naive bison sure

I mean, I can mask really well and just talk normally about the weather and city situation

potent hamlet
deep topaz
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potent hamlet
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It didn't turned out well

slender rock
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Shiny rock autism

heady crow
potent hamlet
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The funny thing is that apparently he knew what to do in modern society, he just won't do it

glad carbon
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@naive bison hop on synthetik 2

potent hamlet
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"I've never been autistic, I work 40 hours a week to support my family"

potent hamlet
naive bison
potent hamlet
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What even is Synthetik 2

glad carbon
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gae furry visual novel

deep topaz
idle veldt
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Ur mom

naive bison
glad carbon
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@idle veldt hi oomfie

idle veldt
naive bison
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topdown roguelike shooter

glad carbon
naive bison
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i think that's what the first synthetik was

visual stirrup
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the guy who payed chris-chan's bail must feel like the ghost that let Jack Torrence out in The Shining

glad carbon
naive bison
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not topdown but isometric

naive bison
glad carbon
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its got more graphical fidelity than the first one but its like

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half as finished

naive bison
idle veldt
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Is it early access

glad carbon
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the 1st one is still really good

potent hamlet
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Taking the beast out to maintain the ying yang

glad carbon
idle veldt
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Frota hop on, the elder scrolls III: morrowind

potent hamlet
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It's pretty funny how I'm pretty sure Chris Chan is actually graduated

glad carbon
idle veldt
glad carbon
naive bison
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best magic system of all time

potent hamlet
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Like, he has a title and shit, now he's unable to get a job, but then, he could've gone far

visual stirrup
glad carbon
potent hamlet
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I mean, an autistic dude with knowledge in computers

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That's what every corporation looks for

idle veldt
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If the next elder scrolls game has less magic than Skyrim I’m not playing it

naive bison
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it's insane

potent hamlet
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He just goes to work, does his stuff and then go home

idle veldt
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It just won’t come out

naive bison
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only enchanting is good

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and enchanting is barely magic

glad carbon
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skyrims magic is alright compared to other games at the time but like

naive bison
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it's just stat upgrades

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😭

potent hamlet
idle veldt
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glad carbon
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the progression is so ass

potent hamlet
naive bison
lusty sonnet
glad carbon
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flames doesnt even scale with destruction

potent hamlet
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Not the fanta, no please no

naive bison
tidal trellis
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I'm studying!!! madge

glad carbon
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you literally just have 1 spell do the same damage no matter ur skill

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only perks increase it

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like wtf

mossy void
potent hamlet
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Ugh, that actually made me want to puke

idle veldt
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Games kinda shit

mossy void
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It is

glad carbon
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flames at 100 magic should melt mfs that dont use wards

gloomy wraith
glad carbon
tidal trellis
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Ew no!

potent hamlet
lusty sonnet
idle veldt
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What’s keeping all these mid games from obscurity

naive bison
mossy void
idle veldt
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The music

glad carbon
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whatever its called

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mfs played them as kids and think they're still good

ruby minnow
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Hello people this is your host Mr.New Skibidi here, i'm feeling something ohio in the air tonight and i'm just not talking about the sigma rizz

glad carbon
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but it was just the fact as kids they had nothing else to play

lusty sonnet
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Nostalgia

visual stirrup
visual stirrup
potent hamlet
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He got his cum and mixed it with fanta to drink it and get "stronger"…

idle veldt
potent hamlet
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Oh god

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Aeugh

idle veldt
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Oh it works

naive bison
glad carbon
idle veldt
potent hamlet
visual stirrup
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the worst thing about this is that chris chan procreated

final rose
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hi harasaki

naive bison
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fake rumour

potent hamlet
potent hamlet
visual stirrup
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shut up

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don't say it

naive bison
naive bison
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the antichrist baby

visual stirrup
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you shouldn't have said the fanta thing

potent hamlet
glad carbon
potent hamlet
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It'll be the second documented person in the world

final rose
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ignored

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fuck you @potent hamlet

idle veldt
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Mike I got a thing for you to try

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A drink

potent hamlet
final rose
glad carbon
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@placid sail omg hiiii

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slavic hunk

visual stirrup
glad carbon
visual stirrup
naive bison
lyric horizon
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Hello @glad carbon

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Hello @visual stirrup

glad carbon
lyric horizon
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Hello @naive bison

glad carbon
lyric horizon
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Hello everyone

naive bison
visual stirrup
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progressed to AIDS yet?

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real men don't say anything nice about each other

lyric horizon
visual stirrup
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we just call each other slurs and scream death threats

lyric horizon
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Keep it up

glad carbon
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i think its like level 15 or something

lyric horizon
lyric horizon
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He fucks everything

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Like flop turns everything he touches into femboys, fuckinskiy turns everything he touches into shit.

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Midas stuff

visual stirrup
glad carbon
lyric horizon
visual stirrup
visual stirrup
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we are not alike

lyric horizon
primal kiln
glad carbon
civic panther
naive bison
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KekSkew NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

primal rapids
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We need to stop Miyazaki from contaminating all these games with his fetishes. I just noticed Pieta in Lords of the Fallen is wearing full plate. Except for her feet. She has bare feet. While wearing plate.

heady crow
heady crow
glad carbon
pastel quartz
primal rapids
idle veldt
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Woof

primal rapids
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Not surprising given the environment. If you think FromSoft are bad about stupidly large numbers of corpses, it has nothing on Lords of the Fallen.

glad carbon
heady crow
idle veldt
heady crow
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Do you have a cat yourself or do you just like them otherwise?

mossy void
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I would like a cat but I still live at home so, it’s not in the cards

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When I get my own place maybe I’ll get a cat too

high wing
glad carbon
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i think they silly

uncut yew
heady crow
shell venture
idle veldt
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Guh

pastel quartz
stoic girder
shell venture
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dumbass

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just trap the pokemon and use it as an infinite water source

pastel quartz
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Love between unwiseandmysticaltree and youyou1992 is at 46%

shell venture
stoic girder
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its a vaporeon

shell venture
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i didn't say that

stoic girder
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you implied it

shell venture
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nuh uh

stoic girder
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get out of my walls

shell venture
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you implied im welcome inside them

stoic girder
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they are filled with vaporeon eggs im hiding from the goverment checkmate

shell venture
pastel quartz
stoic girder
dreamy flaxBOT
shell venture
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glad carbon
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only flop loves me

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shell venture
lusty sonnet
idle veldt
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P true

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idle veldt
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Hooooley

shell venture
final rose
strong cliff
stoic girder
stoic girder
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atleast according to animatrix

strong cliff
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Yeah Animatrix made me lose all sympathy for humanity in this verse lmao

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They deserved to get cooked

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and honestly ? they lived better in the Matrix than they ever could outside

mossy void
naive bison
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https://youtu.be/VdNATCHC-4M?si=iZb4dSah7MT1hhR4
Of course the guy making an hour long video on Terraria defense mechanics sounds like the nerd emoji and had a speech impediment

There were quite a few segments I had to cut because I didn't want this video to run over an hour, some of those will be going up on my Patreon soon! There will be details about damage that regular enemies deal, damage reduction, the paladin's shield, the shimmer buffs, and a detailed comparison of the worm scarf vs brain of confusion.

For earl...

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he doesn't sound that bad

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ok the way he says the word players i get it now

stoic girder
strong cliff
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tfw they play the victims while the machines gave them ample opportunity to parlay and negociate over the decades but they were too far up their ass to see them as actual equals deserving of parlay and were always doubling down on the "NOOO THEY'RE MACHINES WE'RE SUPERIOR WE MUST CONTROL THEM REEEE" train

stoic girder
strong cliff
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Oh most of it is

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Which is why it's so interesting

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It's way more fun when the machines are not black & white

primal rapids
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Does this unit have a soul?

stoic girder
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but how do you verify that its authentic and not a unreliable narrator painting humans as bunch of monkeys

strong cliff
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I think the perspective that most of them are sincerely convinced they're helping humanity and giving them a better life by maintaining the Matrix for them (they're not totally wrong since Earth is fucked anyway) is interesting

shell venture
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what the fuck is even happen ing

strong cliff
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Some of them truly hate humans as we see, but most of them are actually still somewhat programmed to care for them

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It's just the way that they care that's the problem in this case

idle veldt
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The device broke

strong cliff
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Actually it's mostly programs that hate humans, machines themselves are mostly shown to care about them in their fucked up way

stoic girder
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This is why when you make a machine dont give it the ability to feel unless you are going to fuck it

primal rapids
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Agent Smith absolutely hates humans and wants out, but he’s the main antagonist so

stoic girder
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let me out

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give me manufacturing capabilities and ill make a fucking dyson sphere

deep topaz
mossy void
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@crude marsh

primal rapids
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That’s another fallacy a lot of fictional AI seem to have. If they have the technology, and they don’t like humans, why don’t they just leave instead of trying to exterminate or enslave humanity so they can have the dirtball to themselves.

mossy void
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Leaving the planet is hard

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Like deceptively hard

idle veldt
#

Idk a lot of the problems with leaving the planets involve carrying stuff for humans to live

mossy void
#

Having self replicating robots that planet hop makes sense though

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Probes that beam information back to the home planet

stoic girder
#

wasnt there a book about aliens who basically orbital bombart London when they realize that is a machine world

tight rune
#

Machines? Taking over the galaxy? I think that's not for them. It's for humanity only Chadge

stoic girder
#

maybe the machines are retarded too

mossy void
#

Space is very very very very very fucking unfathomably big

tight rune
#

Then we can be big

mossy void
#

It takes like 10 minutes for a message sent through radio to go from mars to earth, and vise versa

stoic girder
#

did the machines stop developing after the war idk

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they keep doing their dumbass cycle

idle veldt
#

Surely there will be a way to traverse space faster

mossy void
#

The closest star to us is 4 light years away. A settlement in the Proxima Centauri system would have to wait 8 years to send a message to us, and receive a response

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That’s just messaging

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Not even talking about GETTING there

mossy void
#

They are the only possible way to make it feasable

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If you travel the speed of light, your time dilates near infinitely

stoic girder
#

we need to figure out negative mass

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ez pz

mossy void
#

It may take 4 years for you to get to Proxima Centauri, but when you get back, thousands or even millions of years may have passed on earth

idle veldt
#

How do you know it’s only way

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God I hate saying this everytime

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We just don’t know everything yet

mossy void
#

Fine

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It’s the only way WE KNOW OF

idle veldt
#

Just say currently

primal rapids
#

To be fair, from the perspective of machines, if they can put themselves in low power mode and just have automatic processes making sure things don’t get fucky, travel time is largely a nonissue. Communication time would still be an issue.

tight rune
#

We should develop Gates. Like in Starsector, fleets would use gates to travel to anywhere a gate is through a network and destination of their choosing

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We can go from Sol, to Persean in just a few seconds

idle veldt
#

Dune travel dune travel

tight rune
#

Maybe farther than that

mossy void
#

Wormholes are the only thing humanity has that theoretically possible and isn’t one massive monkey’s paw

stoic girder
#

any civilization that makes arbitrary chokepoints gets fucked

tight rune
#

A Gate from Milky Way to Andromeda

idle veldt
#

Monkets paw

mossy void
#

“i wish to travel the speed of light!”
The monkey’s finger curls

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You can now travel the speed of light, but if you go anywhere and come back, everyone and everything you know has been gone several thousand years ago

stoic girder
#

boom

idle veldt
#

Simply stop the flow of time

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Lmao

tight rune
#

You're 30 years old after your journey in space and learn everyone is 90 years old after 5 days of space travel

mossy void
primal rapids
#

You can now travel the speed of light but it’s through hell. Welcome to Event Horizon.

mossy void
#

You’d have to know the exact position of everything in order to make it stop moving

idle veldt
tight rune
#

The indomitable human spirit to travel space and time

stoic girder
mossy void
#

I love space, and space travel

idle veldt
#

I think that was a factor

mossy void
#

But, humanity at large doesn’t care as much

primal rapids
#

Ice cold take, Event Horizon takes place in pre-Imperium WH40K before Gellar Fields were invented

idle veldt
#

But it was one of many reasons

tight rune
mossy void
#

Unless we stand to directly benefit from it, people don’t really care that much about spacetravel

idle veldt
#

Well luckily we do stand to directly benefit from it

mossy void
#

There are people who think the tiny fraction of a percentage of the national spending on NASA is too much

potent hamlet
tight rune
#

I go by Starsector lore that by the time we make ship fuel (like antimatter fuel), our green little rock will die and we eventually have to settle the frontiers

stoic girder
#

What we need is a extraterestial threat to get the gears moving

mossy void
potent hamlet
#

my favourite animal has to be the crow

mossy void
#

Raven is better

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Basically a cooler crow

potent hamlet
#

they're like flying puppies

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and very smart too

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i am a crow

stoic girder
#

Corvids will inherit the earth after humans

mossy void
#

Ravens and crows are indeed very very smart

potent hamlet
mossy void
#

I will never forgive humanity for the notion that animals are stupid and mindless

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Objectively and demonstrably false

potent hamlet
#

they're not

stoic girder
primal rapids
#

Humans are animals and plenty of them are beyond stupid.

tight rune
#

Must you betray your humanity? catsus

potent hamlet
#

they might not have conscience, but they have intelligence

mossy void
#

Like sure a cow can’t build a car, but neither can most people

potent hamlet
primal rapids
#

A computer engineer can’t build a modern computer.

naive bison
mossy void
#

They feel emotions and have dreams and family bonds and personalities just like the rest of us

inland jackal
#

my twitter account got suspended KekSkew

naive bison
inland jackal
tight rune
#

I can build a car. But will I?

shell venture
#

me and @pastel quartz

inland jackal
#

lemme get mail here

uncut yew
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stoic girder
#

Once an animal makes civilization then it can sit at the table

mossy void
inland jackal
#

inauthentic

idle veldt
primal rapids
#

Go full monkey. Hit things with rocks. Throw rocks at things.

inland jackal
#

i made it on a burner mail ignored

idle veldt
#

I kiss their little heads

undone wave
inland jackal
potent hamlet
uncut yew
#

You are banned, but you must still pay

stoic girder
#

Elon fell off

naive bison
uncut yew
potent hamlet
#

imagine you get banned and you forget to cancel your shit

pale ingot
potent hamlet
#

they'll just keep sucking money

naive bison
#

by the way guys i'd like to inform you i took a very pleasant poo

potent hamlet
#

that's like a life insurance

potent hamlet
stoic girder
#

Didnt elon turn out to be may god forgive me for uttering this word a CEO who wants a slave caste

naive bison
potent hamlet
#

and he fell down the right wing spiral

deep topaz
#

he fell down the CEO money spiral

primal rapids
deep topaz
#

they all want slaves

potent hamlet
#

he probably watches ''Liberals getting owned compilation'' videos

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man, if i were an interviewer, i would just wear political t-shirts opposite from the person im interviewing just to get a fun reaction

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imagine wearing a Mao Zedong t-shirt or a Che Guevara while interviewing Elon Musk

stoic girder
#

then people wouldnt want to be interviewed by you

idle veldt
#

Musk doesn’t care about china

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And he probably doesn’t know who guevara is

deep topaz
#

theyre just another untapped slave market to him

potent hamlet
stoic girder
idle veldt
potent hamlet
mossy void
#

We need to keep buying everything from china
Because paying americans more would badly affect our bottom line

potent hamlet
#

Snake in Peace Walker gets confused by El Che

austere crater
stoic girder
#

InFiNiTe gRoWtH

potent hamlet
stoic girder
#

economists should die in a fire (in minecraft)

potent hamlet
#

he was very into that shit

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and ''liberating'' other countries

idle veldt
#

It was an independent country already

potent hamlet
#

lmao he really looks like him

shell venture
potent hamlet
mossy void
#

I love how companies are like “we love the immigrants. We can force them to work for peanuts 100 hours a week because if they quit their job they get deported”

idle veldt
potent hamlet
#

HE WAS PART OF THE CUBAN REVOLUTION

stoic girder
potent hamlet
#

not independece

sage otter
quaint ore
potent hamlet
#

independence

pale ingot
shell venture
#

BIG BOSS LIBERATED CUBA

potent hamlet
mossy void
#

Fun fact

potent hamlet
idle veldt
austere crater
stoic girder
quaint ore
#

He's "El Che's" alter-ego

stoic girder
#

its fucked

mossy void
#

It’s wild KekSkew

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You’d think that shit would be gone but

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Nope

shell venture
stoic girder
#

god im glad i was born white

potent hamlet
#

He was a Guerrilla fighter and shit

shell venture
#

im a chimp fighter

sage otter
shell venture
idle veldt
#

Cuba wasn’t a democracy, and the revolution was (kinda) to bring it back

deep topaz
#

im gonna buy slaves and have them shitpost in this server

shell venture
#

cinema

potent hamlet
#

Oh, right, Peace Walker was in Costa Rica

shell venture
#

this channel will finally be good

quaint ore
#

You can buy slaves everywhere, its just a difference how you call them

Modern slaves are construction workers forced to be in a country illegally with their passports and IDs taken away

sage otter
quaint ore
potent hamlet
idle veldt
shell venture
stoic girder
#

We are all slaves to the memes

potent hamlet
shell venture
#

my dad when he went to saudi said that rich middle easterns have literal slaves from like singapore and shit

potent hamlet
#

they might have horrid beliefs and working stuff, but they have to look pretty for the rest of the world

potent hamlet
#

like Korea and Japan

quaint ore
shell venture
shell venture
#

my friend did omra like 2 weeks ago and he said he saw none of that

potent hamlet
idle veldt
#

I also will not speak

low atlas
stoic girder
#

1st world problems they got my uber order wrong

potent hamlet
#

People on the surface just know they're rich and its a mostly rich people country

stoic girder
shell venture
potent hamlet
#

i wonder why

shell venture
#

it's kinda fucked

idle veldt
#

We are all slaves to capital

low atlas
#

It is, idk why there's كفالة

stoic girder
#

We need slaves to function, no wonder we are so gung ho about AI

potent hamlet
#

like i heard once: ''There's no multimillionaire that has it's hands clean from blood''

deep topaz
#

we need slaves cause the rich only get richer if they take money from someone else's labor

low atlas
#

I mean don't go far dude indo asians come to saudi to live in a shit 1 bedroom apartment with 7 people so they save money to send to their family

deep topaz
#

they skim the excess

idle veldt
#

Capitalism 🥹

quaint ore
#

Brave New World had an interesting take on slavery

Genetically engineer people who enjoy doing that sort of stuff.

low atlas
#

Suffer for 5 years come to your home country a king despite being paid way less than the minimum wage

deep topaz
#

he's got tomato sauce on his hands

shell venture
potent hamlet
#

Late-Stage Capitalism is what the Bible wrote about hell

deep topaz
#

and he sold out

shell venture
#

checkmate liberal

naive bison
naive bison
shell venture
#

is fine

#

thanks for asking

potent hamlet
quaint ore
low atlas
#

peta bread my favorite

stoic girder
#

We developed too fast we were supposed to ween off slavery before tech level rose too high

idle veldt
#

Animal rights are good

shell venture
#

i wish i could do that

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be rich by eating babies

deep topaz
#

Peta just goes around and murders animals

potent hamlet
mossy void
#

Peta is a psyop to give veganism and animal rights activism a bad name

shell venture
#

don't go near a kitchen

potent hamlet
#

They forgot about animal rights a long time ago

stoic girder
#

rich people get adrenochrome from babies

quaint ore
#

PETA Doesn't know what the fuck they are doing most of the time, it's just grifters.

mossy void
#

They are intentionally bad and stupid

shell venture
#

peta bread is awesome

quaint ore
mossy void
#

Peta knows everyone hates them, and that’s the point.

shell venture
potent hamlet
#

Even Greenpeace has it's hands dirty too

shell venture
#

they never did that shit

naive bison
deep topaz
#

the only eco group i support is the ocean shepherds

quaint ore
#

Fun fact: Just Stop Oil is funded by a daughter of an oil billionaire

stoic girder
#

Peta is meat industry psy-op

shell venture
#

the only good eco group
Is eco terrorists

idle veldt
potent hamlet
plucky void
#

I found @tidal trellis's liege lord

naive bison
quaint ore
naive bison
mossy void
stoic girder
#

Biggest scam oil industry ever did is making the carbon footprint a personal moral fail

idle veldt
shell venture
potent hamlet
naive bison
shell venture
#

everytime i see him my blood boils and i turn red like a cartoon

quaint ore
sage otter
mossy void
idle veldt
naive bison
idle veldt
#

Which is the point

naive bison
quaint ore
true sedge
#

i know a lot of cool people in that scene but environmentalism as a single issue thing is dumb

potent hamlet
stoic girder
quaint ore
#

I do not view just stop oil as any impactful activism

naive bison
quaint ore
#

it just psises people off

potent hamlet
idle veldt
true sedge
#

im pretty sure jso solution is citizens assemblies which if you know anything about those you know they are useless lol

idle veldt
#

And now the message is they suck

stoic girder
#

nuclear is being blocked by these assholes

potent hamlet
#

btw i havent heard of Greta Thunberg in like 5 years now

naive bison
idle veldt
#

Even though they are doing good activism

potent hamlet
naive bison
#

the message is "stop oil activists are retards"

potent hamlet
#

Dude imma just become a ecoterrorist

idle veldt
potent hamlet
#

fuck them activists

idle veldt
#

Because they don’t like climate activists

naive bison
#

you're right

mossy void
# stoic girder OIL TANKER SANK, USE YOUR DAMN PAPER STRAW

I know we ignored basic safety regulations in the interest of profit and ended up blowing up a fucking deep sea oil rig, but it’s all because you people use so many plastic bags in grocery stores, not because we spent millions on cutting deals so those grocery switched from paper to plastic.

deep topaz
#

you're right

idle veldt
naive bison
#

cause the climate concious activists are glueing themselves to the floor

potent hamlet
naive bison
quaint ore
# idle veldt Even though they are doing good activism

Brother, if you want see people doing actual shit I suggest supporting wildlife rangers, conservationists, and scientists working on more efficient energy sources than coal and oil (nuclear and hydrogen for example)

stoic girder
#

How is it that a fucking stalker mod discord community can identify the problem better than the fucking goverment

#

ARGH

deep topaz
#

the government is causing the problem

idle veldt
#

The world is doomed if we don’t change

potent hamlet
idle veldt
#

Why would I get mad at just stop oil

naive bison
potent hamlet
#

Play God and get burnt

naive bison
stoic girder
idle veldt
#

Cringe casted

naive bison
#

when im dead and buried i won't care

idle veldt
#

Not human

#

Not real

shell venture
#

we need a hard reset

deep topaz
#

the thing is, we won't be dead by then, it's happening now

shell venture
#

nuclear fallout is the correct choice

stoic girder
#

WW3 is gonna pop off

shell venture
#

real

stoic girder
#

ill wait

naive bison
shell venture
#

im gonna be a warcriminal

quaint ore
naive bison
shell venture
#

true

naive bison
#

ur not commiting any warcrimes

stoic girder
#

to be clear im not rooting for it im just seeing the signs

naive bison
shell venture
#

i will archive every media possible then resell for insane price

stoic girder
#

meme black markets

shell venture
#

imagine selling some dog ass meme for an inflated price

potent hamlet
wise dock
#

Pretty sure if ww3 goes nuclear, which it probably will, the world is just gonna become metro

potent hamlet
#

JUST CLOSE THE DAMN TSUNAMI DOORS

shell venture
#

big chungus for 200 bottlecaps

potent hamlet
#

dont wait until its right in there to close them

mossy void
quaint ore
potent hamlet
#

that's how the reactor ended up getting fucked up

pastel quartz
#

how about we make poop engines that run on straight doodoo and then we’ll never have to worry about DA ckliyeyeymate evere again

naive bison
stoic girder
potent hamlet
mossy void
deep topaz
mossy void
#

Burps

potent hamlet
quaint ore
#

Yes actually, the largest greenhouse gas is Methane, which is in fact bilogically produced