#🎪bruh-fart

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wintry barn
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i haven't played it ||yet||

mossy void
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You did indeed try yeah

potent hamlet
mossy void
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I looked around to see if you mentioned the name, because I wasn't certain

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But that little skill level thing gave it away

potent hamlet
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lmao

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i wanna smoke fr

mossy void
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I also want to smoke

potent hamlet
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god damned kids i almost got a heart attack

high meteor
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smokin bad

mossy void
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ciggies yes bad all the way

pastel quartz
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I'm just hating because I'm jealous ignored

high meteor
mossy void
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grass however, great if you do it rarely

pastel quartz
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I envy your ability to autistically obsess over things

mossy void
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I like text based "games"

mossy void
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also text based "content"

potent hamlet
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Some kids started to kick the slider close to my house and i thought something bad was happening

idle veldt
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Text based erotic roleplay

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Hmmm

mossy void
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it's better than the video stuff

idle veldt
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Do you play it other people

mossy void
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it's gotten so aggressive in the last couple years

mossy void
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unsavory vile shit that I am in full agreement with pastors on, the video "content" is not good for humanity

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i mean the commercialized, professional, corporate grade stuff

potent hamlet
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sorry for this but

mossy void
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pornography

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duh

potent hamlet
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ohhh...

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Oh...

wintry barn
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DoL is still one of the most depraved games though and all 3 of us should feel shame

mossy void
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well, yeah, but at least it's text on a screen

high meteor
potent hamlet
wintry barn
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ah ok

potent hamlet
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i dont really care about that stuff, i want a cute outfit, money, dates and stuff like that

idle veldt
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Is it open source

mossy void
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No

idle veldt
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Cring

mossy void
potent hamlet
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my last normal run, i ended up in the mental hospital

mossy void
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nor the inclination

potent hamlet
wintry barn
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it is

idle veldt
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Ok it’s not that bad

mossy void
mossy void
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correct?

potent hamlet
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Arirals do be trolling

high meteor
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car

mossy void
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kill

wintry barn
wintry barn
idle veldt
mossy void
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oh then you haven't gotten very far

idle veldt
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Just reading the wiki

wintry barn
mossy void
potent hamlet
# mossy void

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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SO THAT'S HOW THEY MADE THAT SONG

wintry barn
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also this is my votv TV folder

potent hamlet
high meteor
potent hamlet
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you got the entirety of The Walking Dead on it

high meteor
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makin poor kerfur do all the work

wintry barn
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heed my words, this boat has the means to end this hideous war in a definitive, and elegant manner

potent hamlet
wintry barn
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I did that once

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I found satellite zulu

potent hamlet
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i once got a warning and got killed

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Like, just gone

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And the PC was with a skull and shit

wintry barn
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oh!

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redscreened?

potent hamlet
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i got invaded

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i think

wintry barn
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mmmm the virus

potent hamlet
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the most scary to me is the dead sun tbh

wintry barn
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have you gotten the red skull signal yet?

potent hamlet
wintry barn
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yeah

potent hamlet
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i got scared for real that time

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also when they talked to me

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the game is really calm until it isnt

wintry barn
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mhm

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before nose broke 3d printing, i just filled my base with garbage

wintry barn
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and i had a room, full of doctor house

wintry barn
high meteor
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i cannot read

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carry on

potent hamlet
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like when i stole something from the arirals and they came to push me tf out and take it back

wintry barn
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smh smh thief

potent hamlet
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i didnt know it was from them

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i didnt even know they were there

wintry barn
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aye aye

mossy void
potent hamlet
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Me fr when i noticed Arirals were real

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FSHITKT

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SHIT

wintry barn
cedar lion
wintry barn
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ah

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one sleeper agent

high meteor
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what have you done

potent hamlet
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my pc started to sound very fucking loud while watching that dude massacring a mothman

wintry barn
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i have that one image ready incase i see a roland posted

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worry not birb

cedar lion
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This is this.

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And that is that.

wintry barn
potent hamlet
high meteor
wintry barn
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pear...

cedar lion
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don quixopear

high wing
wintry barn
high meteor
wintry barn
mossy void
wintry barn
cedar lion
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What the fuck crazypomp

high wing
idle veldt
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Some real shitpostinf going on here

high meteor
wintry barn
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had to scroll up for this one

cedar lion
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i dont know who that fella is but i can say he is gummibär for certain

wintry barn
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mercury

mossy void
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like

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damn

high meteor
cedar lion
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Mercury poisoning

mossy void
potent hamlet
glad carbon
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opposite of a bike

mossy void
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@potent hamlet
Trials in Tainted Space

glad carbon
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i aint gettin ridden

mossy void
potent hamlet
wintry barn
high meteor
mossy void
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he comes bearing bad news

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he has grown human hands

high meteor
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garn45 has been... executed

wintry barn
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this truly is now... garn... 46...

high meteor
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nah he got flattened earlier

wintry barn
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dr house can fix

potent hamlet
glad carbon
high meteor
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cretur

wintry barn
potent hamlet
high wing
potent hamlet
mossy void
high meteor
high wing
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:3

potent hamlet
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Risitas had a really good laigh

high wing
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meow

potent hamlet
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Rest in peace

potent hamlet
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You can now laugh in heaven, risitas

glad carbon
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@high wing @high meteor @mossy void @idle veldt 😻

high wing
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WHAT ARE YOU DOWNLOADING

high meteor
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if i downloaded it you wouldnt see the link

high wing
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you need help

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i bet you read the lusty argonian more than once

mossy void
wintry barn
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no no i think the car

high meteor
wintry barn
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it calls

high meteor
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sire

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please

high wing
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i blame you

wintry barn
high meteor
high wing
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im telling your gf samantha

wintry barn
high meteor
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cabbag...

high meteor
high wing
native aurora
wintry barn
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o7 godspeed birb

high wing
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ur lucky i like your memes

high meteor
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90% of my memes are just reaction images

high wing
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those are the best kind

mossy void
high wing
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classic

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i love dead space

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I WANT DEAD SPACE 2

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EA IM BEGGING

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ILL MURDER BIRD BRAIN FOR DEAD SPACE 2

high meteor
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they already said no

wintry barn
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ill do it rn

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birb hop on guilty gear

high meteor
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YOU CANT PEEL ME

high wing
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that was literally speculation

high wing
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there was never an actual confirmation

high meteor
high wing
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news media was just assuming on what they were saying

high meteor
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still aint gonna trust EA to do the cool thing

signal cobalt
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wtf is going on

mossy void
high meteor
sage otter
weak jackal
signal cobalt
weak jackal
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birb stop disturbing the peace smh

high meteor
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oh no

weak jackal
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don't make me get the leash

high meteor
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the what

wintry barn
high wing
high meteor
high wing
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and see i told you

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yeah i dont trust EA either

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but they never said outright no ds2 is not happening

river zealot
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Woke up for the 3rd time

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Can i fucking sleep or not

high wing
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no

mossy void
high wing
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samantha kill him

weak jackal
signal cobalt
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XD

signal cobalt
high meteor
high wing
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flop is a twink

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theres a difference

wintry barn
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HOLY SHIT IS THAT THE MANDERVILLE MAN!

sage otter
signal cobalt
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unlike dandy, we are on the same page

high meteor
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ace detective

wintry barn
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prepare

signal cobalt
high wing
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into his bed

signal cobalt
high meteor
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you are correct though

high wing
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HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

signal cobalt
signal cobalt
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like a radio host in the 40s

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or something

river zealot
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Hello sam

mossy void
high wing
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3 minutes too long

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boo this man

wintry barn
primal kiln
mossy void
mossy void
high wing
primal kiln
glad carbon
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@primal kiln hiii :3

primal kiln
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hiiiii

high wing
glad carbon
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you feelin any better this weekend?

primal kiln
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a bit, yeah

glad carbon
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are u a bike

primal kiln
high wing
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i need more horror elements like that in stalker

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i sent anon a video of another game adding where your characters hands start shaking and stuff

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i NEEED this in stalker

high meteor
dreamy flaxBOT
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❤ Love Calculator ❤

Love between hunterdandy and mynameisanon is at 80%

primal kiln
glad carbon
high wing
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morrowind remaster when

idle veldt
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Vero

high meteor
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i know someone is remaking it in skyrim

weak jackal
glad carbon
glad carbon
high meteor
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but unlike skyblivion i dont know any recent dev shit of it

idle veldt
glad carbon
mossy void
high wing
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arent you a femboy as well breezy

primal kiln
glad carbon
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breezy is a twunk

high wing
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o

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apologies sir

mossy void
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so twunk is more accurate

glad carbon
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twink is femboy without the dressing up

mossy void
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nah I've bulked up a bit in the way of muscles in the last 2 years

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so twunk

idle veldt
mossy void
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if I were to shave from the nose down and put on a sundress then I'd pull off being a femboy

idle veldt
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Do it

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:)

high wing
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meow

mossy void
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shaving from the nose down is such a pain in the ass

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it's very temporary too

high wing
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use nare

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nair

mossy void
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beauty is pain

high wing
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however you spell it

primal kiln
idle veldt
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Bark, woof

mossy void
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I could use nair, idk i never tried it

high wing
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bark bork

mossy void
high wing
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he does alot of lego movements

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i forgot his name tho

mossy void
glad carbon
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trimming is the easier way but its still not easy

mossy void
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I have shaved my legs before, it's a 30 minute long process

mossy void
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I love him too :D

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he's great

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comedic genius

mossy void
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unique

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I love the lego style of movement

mossy void
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the best part is that he hides his lower half which I'm sure is important, but also he makes sure it's harder to copy him

high meteor
mossy void
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all of them

mossy void
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though

high meteor
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monke

high wing
weak jackal
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look at my cool hammer

high wing
high meteor
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hammuhh...

mossy void
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So the one in the meme is slowed

pastel quartz
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after playing minesweeper for nearly 1 1/2 hours I finally beat it

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I'm so tired but I refused to give up until I got a win

idle veldt
pastel quartz
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The leftover flag?

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Thats because It auto completed since I had only one tile left and one flag left

idle veldt
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Why does it look like that

pastel quartz
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Like colorful?

idle veldt
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Sure

pastel quartz
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When you beat the game it plays a little animation where the defused tiles turn to water and the flags become grass

idle veldt
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Cute

river zealot
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Me n who

low atlas
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How is he not getting smacked

mossy void
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It took many attempts

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and I took longer in the winning round

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but I beat it faster

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where is my trophy

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holy shit i've discovered a leet strat for tic tac toe

river zealot
mossy void
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the corners

river zealot
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How is it going

low atlas
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wbu mang

river zealot
low atlas
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got an exam tmrw :[

high wing
signal cobalt
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quick more videos so i can keep spamming my friends

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i need them

signal cobalt
low atlas
pastel quartz
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breezy when I said an hour

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I meant over several attempts

mossy void
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This fella is so retarded 💔

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Finland

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So did I

pastel quartz
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nuh uh

mossy void
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I knew what you meant when you said almost an hour and a half

obtuse narwhal
high wing
mossy void
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So logic dictates when you said it took almost an hour and a half, you must be referring to when you began playing, NOT when the round started

mossy void
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Compare that to when you sent the original message, I decided to try it for myself. You posted it at 9:51 CST
i posted mine at 10:40CST, 49 minutes after you did

river zealot
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I gotta watch pulp fiction

mossy void
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Next time use your own brain before calling someone retarded

river zealot
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Are two of you just arguing over nothing

pastel quartz
river zealot
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I dont want to hear anything

pastel quartz
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I fornicated with your mother

idle veldt
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And I fornicated with yours

pastel quartz
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she's dead

idle veldt
pastel quartz
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nah she's not I don't know why I said that

river zealot
idle veldt
mossy void
pastel quartz
idle veldt
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When the narwhal bacons

mossy void
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Sore loser fr

signal cobalt
deep topaz
deep topaz
# idle veldt

there's a reason you bang on it like 3 dozen times

idle veldt
signal cobalt
austere shadow
# idle veldt

Elon might be the updated version of zuckerberg AI robot

pastel quartz
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should i drink a full 8oz of laxatives

im ngl i feel like the aftermath would make me feel way better

dreamy flaxBOT
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:flag_ua: Dnipro, Dnipropetrovsk Oblast, Ukraine, 49000

:clock7: 05 January 2025, 07:36 (07:36 AM)
🌍 UTC +2.0
🌅 Sunrise

☀️ Clear sky
🌁 69% humidity
🍃 W 264° | 3.56 m/s wind
🌡️ -3.15°C (Feels like -8.15°C)
26.33°F (Feels like 17.33°F)

river zealot
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Why the fuck is it so cold

visual stirrup
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my brother in christ, you're in ukraine

river zealot
dreamy flaxBOT
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Google Maps API tells me that this location doesn't exist...

river zealot
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Like

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I cant catch a break from this weather

dreamy flaxBOT
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:flag_us: Fargo, ND, USA

:clock11: 04 January 2025, 23:37 (11:37 PM)
🌎 UTC -6.0
🌑 Night

🌑 Clear sky
🌁 71% humidity
🍃 N 350° | 6.17 m/s wind
🌡️ -22.15°C (Feels like -29.15°C)
-7.87°F (Feels like -20.47°F)

arctic grove
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I got you beat.

dreamy flaxBOT
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:flag_us: Pittsburgh, PA, USA

:clock12: 05 January 2025, 00:38 (12:38 AM)
🌎 UTC -5.0
🌑 Night

☁️ Overcast clouds
🌁 73% humidity
🍃 W 269° | 3.13 m/s wind
🌡️ -8.15°C (Feels like -13.15°C)
17.33°F (Feels like 8.33°F)

river zealot
arctic grove
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Its cold in the north.

deep topaz
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north

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and west of the Appalachians

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big, open, flat

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windy, cold

dreamy flaxBOT
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:flag_us: Baltimore, MD, USA

:clock12: 05 January 2025, 00:40 (12:40 AM)
🌎 UTC -5.0
🌑 Night

⛅ Few clouds
🌁 55% humidity
🍃 W 280° | 3.6 m/s wind
🌡️ -5.15°C (Feels like -10.15°C)
22.73°F (Feels like 13.73°F)

pastel quartz
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how is it colder here than in ukraine

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jesus

deep topaz
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long distance shotgun shell

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i bet treating a ratshot blast would be hell

pastel quartz
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imagine how much that would hurt

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probably worse than the shot itself

deep topaz
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i would definitely not want to experience the shot but in reverse

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with open wounds

mossy void
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I just realized that the root cause of America having so many anti-homeless laws and ordinances was ex-confederate generals becoming lawmakers and making racist laws to recapture freedmen.

pastel quartz
quartz ridge
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@slender rock i decided to checkout chickens 500 and holy shit was it a napalm strike on my tounge, even as a Pakistani who has been eating a shitton of spicy food this was one of the hottest ive ever tasted.

( on sunrise blvd its kinda expensive like 8 dollars a burger)

river zealot
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Pickles are good on burgir

deep topaz
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you might notice things

mossy void
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Things like vagrancy/loitering (existing in a public place) and walking beside railroad tracks

pastel quartz
mossy void
deep topaz
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pickling things is peak humanity

mossy void
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Over time the laws have become less and less overtly racist and have been reworded to effectively only refer to homeless people

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But their original purpose was to put freedmen back in chains

quartz ridge
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And its crazy how this applies to everything

pastel quartz
mossy void
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It’s wild

quartz ridge
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Theres probably a inner city law about something simmilar

pastel quartz
mossy void
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you can’t cook food in a parking lot if the owner of the building asks you to leave

quartz ridge
pastel quartz
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not really completely but california just leaves such a bad taste in my mouth

mossy void
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So if you set up a grill or camp stove, and a manager tells you to leave, you have to pack up and go somewhere else

quartz ridge
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The only part i like about cali tbh is norcal where its all woodland

mossy void
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Jaywalking is another law with racist roots

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You can’t cross the street unless you’re at a street corner

river zealot
pastel quartz
river zealot
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I wanted to go take a walk but im getting shelled

quartz ridge
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Tbh

pastel quartz
quartz ridge
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Jay walking is a 50/50

river zealot
river zealot
pastel quartz
quartz ridge
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Some people are retarded and will blindly cross the road

mossy void
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The 13th amendment (anti-slavery amendment) clearly states that slavery is prohibited “excepting as punishment for a crime”

pastel quartz
mossy void
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Southern lawmakers jumped on that fact

river zealot
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I dont see how a black guy, or an immigrant or whatever wont be able to cross the road

quartz ridge
river zealot
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Yeah

mossy void
# river zealot What?

Yes the origin of that law was people looking for previously legal actions that can be conceivably criminalized, and by extension used to punish freedmen. The wording of the law against jaywalking was indiscriminate, but in practice, southern law enforcement would only enforce the law against blacks, not whites.

deep topaz
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there are laws that are never enforced but are reserved for use against someone that cop doesn't like

mossy void
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Fun fact

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In the US

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The reason the police were invented

quartz ridge
mossy void
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Was to recapture escaped slaves

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The entire purpose the police force was invented in the us was to recapture escaped slaves. It was only later that their duties (authority) was extended beyond that purpose

quartz ridge
deep topaz
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when they want to

mossy void
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When it’s convenient for them

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It’s doubly weird that we have such a militarized police force

deep topaz
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gotta keep the peons in line

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a show of force as a deterrent is a method to stop crime

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just having visibly armed guards

quartz ridge
mossy void
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The biggest reason there is so much animosity between citizens and cops is because we all understand that a bad sequence of events can lead to our deaths.

quartz ridge
deep topaz
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or they can just make up a fake crime, faceplant you, drag you through court and hope you can't pay the fees for a good lawyer

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and they can also just shoot you

quartz ridge
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Its not like they murder anyone they can see and getaway with it the consequences always come

deep topaz
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too bad, you're still dead or disfigured

quartz ridge
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Still, justice happens

mossy void
pastel quartz
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man talking about this political shit gets me so exhausted, I don't think actively living in the u.s. is really that bad but knowing the roots and fundamentals of what this country stands on is tiring

quartz ridge
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I havent been pulled over by a cop in the last 10 years lol nor have i had a bad encounter

mossy void
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America is most certainly not a hellscape, to be clear, yeah, the internet inflates the issues for sure

quartz ridge
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Jt literally depends on your local pd / SO

mossy void
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I’m lucky enough to not have many encounters with police

quartz ridge
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If you really want to know them go to local gun ranges, stores and their events

mossy void
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Only a small few

quartz ridge
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I went to one of their rodeos and it was badass

pastel quartz
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my area is pretty chill

deep topaz
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if you aren't living in a city your chance of having a random encounter at all, is very very low

quartz ridge
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Literally peak

deep topaz
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exceptionally low

mossy void
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But, this country is definitely struggling.
American citizens are on the ropes right now, what with the economy

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That’s the most pressing issue actually

quartz ridge
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Everytime someone asks about it theh dodge rhe question no matter what party and go

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1000P TRILLION TO ISREAL

mossy void
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It’s a lot of things working together

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Sadly

quartz ridge
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Like both Republican and democrats do the same shit

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No matter what it would be a billion dollars to insert country

mossy void
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A very complex web of interconnecting policies and practices that all work together to exacerbate the issue

quartz ridge
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Along with them doing nothing about giant corporations buying shittons of land

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I hope a recession happens so they lose thejr properties

deep topaz
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govt see money number go up, think good

mossy void
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I’ve heard some bill is being put forward to stop the land grab behavior

quartz ridge
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They literally charge X2 the rate normal landlords who are retired and renting a place out do

mossy void
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Something to do with big home owning companies being forced to sell their homes

quartz ridge
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The rate in my area jumped from 1,500$ to 2,100$ because most people got their land sold off

mossy void
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If you own more than x amount of homes then you must sell them before 20xx

quartz ridge
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They target old people too

deep topaz
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if you own 40 homes sell them all by 2030 clueless

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the bombs are coming

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the bombs are coming

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the bombs are coming

mossy void
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I think that’s about right

quartz ridge
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My dad gets constant phone calls from this chinese company asking to buy a property my grandpa's name and age is still on

mossy void
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The housing market is very bad right now

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I’m very lucky that I have a hope of buying a home

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I’m in the tiny tiny tiny minority in that regard

quartz ridge
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I want to get into real estate beause jt seems like a reallly reallllly good thing to know about

pastel quartz
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political talk is lame what's the best kind of sandwich

deep topaz
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the kind that you like

mossy void
pastel quartz
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I think a good cheesesteak can never go wrong

quartz ridge
quartz ridge
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99% of people dont know how much these homes are going for

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So they get told a really shitty price

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For example a house is worth 900k they will offer 600k

river zealot
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Furuncle on the corner of my mouth, and it makes my teeth hurt

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Im gonna kill myself

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This is horrible

mossy void
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Do that in reverse to make it

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It’s so fuckin good

mossy void
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Ham and cheese sandwich+

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If you sprinkle salt and pepper throughout, you get even seasoning

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Just a little bit at a time

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Make sure the sauce is all the way to the edges

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I like to get meat and cheese fresh from the deli, but if you don’t have the excess money then packaged stuff is acceptable, I just prefer it without all those preservatives

river zealot
deep topaz
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car

mossy void
deep topaz
#

me when i get put into a human sized microwave

eager igloo
#

Rate my setup

magic tartan
river zealot
pastel quartz
#

the download is so fast pog2

eager igloo
hazy finch
# pastel quartz political talk is lame what's the best kind of sandwich

any kind of bread (i use whitebread for this though)
layer the bread with butter then some mayo (whole egg is preferable)
a slice of cheese
a couple slices of netwurst or a cylindrical meat of your choice
another slice of cheese
cut in half to either a square or triangle shape
microwave for 30 seconds
you can make like 2 of these in about 5 minutes nice quick snack

idle veldt
#

Finland dumping his own roms from a disk 🥹

deep topaz
mossy void
#

Fatass

mossy void
idle veldt
signal cobalt
signal cobalt
#

can make like 3 grilled cheese in 10 minutes

signal cobalt
#

easiest meal ever

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and shit is delicious

idle veldt
#

Ur dumb as rocks

signal cobalt
#

unless you use some goofy cheese

mossy void
#

Bro

signal cobalt
signal cobalt
signal cobalt
signal cobalt
#

in the fle- well in the bone

pastel quartz
#

personally, mine is weird, but rotisserie chicken on french bread with arugula, scallions, s&p, and siracha mayo is a one I always have liked

signal cobalt
#

still a winner

pastel quartz
#

I think it's more of a comfort food since it was a go to when I was younger

signal cobalt
#

idc

pastel quartz
#

with tomato soup

#

too

signal cobalt
#

tomato soup is just a worse version of literally any soup with a tomato base

pastel quartz
pastel quartz
signal cobalt
#

you just ruined the whole beauty of the gilled cheems

pastel quartz
signal cobalt
#

grilled cheese is meant to be basic af in my eyes

pastel quartz
#

it's like

idle veldt
pastel quartz
#

a classic

signal cobalt
#

worse than anything 40k has ever cooked up

#

and they made corpse guided rockets

low atlas
#

need mushroom soup rn

pastel quartz
signal cobalt
#

and heavily armed wheelchairs

signal cobalt
pastel quartz
#

consider throwing yourself in boiling water

signal cobalt
#

and?

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dino numgie

pastel quartz
#

true...

#

vero...

signal cobalt
#

eat shit

pastel quartz
#

mac and cheese is also yummers

idle veldt
signal cobalt
#

also while on topic of noodles,

pastel quartz
#

I like to think I have a broad pallet

signal cobalt
#

ramen is the WORST thing ever

low atlas
#

How

signal cobalt
#

i DO NOT CARE, it is a vile creation worse than gilled cheze and soup

idle veldt
low atlas
#

have you been eaten sewer noodles

signal cobalt
#

water and noodles with some other shit tossed in is NOT good

low atlas
#

You drain the noodles dummy

pastel quartz
hazy finch
signal cobalt
low atlas
#

some people like ramen soup

signal cobalt
idle veldt
#

You mean like instant ramen right

signal cobalt
#

youre meant to drain it

#

?

signal cobalt
#

that shit is vile

low atlas
#

But legit put noodles in hot water, drain it, put spices and sauces, mix well

idle veldt
#

You don’t have to drain it

pastel quartz
low atlas
#

20x better

idle veldt
#

I tend not to, I like broth

pastel quartz
#

same

ancient barn
#

broth maxx

pastel quartz
#

broth is best part

signal cobalt
#

alongside boiled hotdogs

idle veldt
#

Water noodles

pastel quartz
idle veldt
#

Did you put the flavor packet in

signal cobalt
#

then they handed it to me

idle veldt
#

So it’s not just water

pastel quartz
#

flavor?

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texture?

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or are you just an autism riddled mess

signal cobalt
idle veldt
#

This man dumb as rocks

low atlas
#

legit bro

signal cobalt
low atlas
#

Try ramen without water

pastel quartz
#

mods kill this man NOW

signal cobalt
#

i KNOW

low atlas
#

Trust

signal cobalt
#

i deny this sentence

low atlas
#

add an egg while you're at it

signal cobalt
low atlas
#

Best part is, if you don't like the spices, you can make your own mix :)

idle veldt
#

Don’t add egg to instant ramen

signal cobalt
#

because swamp ramen was shit

idle veldt
#

Just make and drain nice noodles

signal cobalt
pastel quartz
#

wait how long were the noodles simmering

idle veldt
#

Instant ramen is a quick meal you can boil in a kettle

pastel quartz
#

if they sit in the water too long they just get soggy

idle veldt
#

Pour over dry noodles and eat

signal cobalt
#

this was a couple months back

#

not yesterday

ancient barn
#

Atro i cast aura of You have to think about manual breathing upon ye.

low atlas
#

You can put an egg in the boiling water too..

signal cobalt
idle veldt
#

Never poured water over an egg

pastel quartz
signal cobalt
#

i get told that and i continue automatic breathing

idle veldt
#

It may boil it enough

low atlas
#

Nah I mean put it in the container you're boiling water in

signal cobalt
#

i have like half the palate anyone has

idle veldt
#

That’s a waste of a container

#

And then you gotta clean the pot

signal cobalt
#

and this guy is actually braindead when it comes to cooking

pastel quartz
idle veldt
#

If you use your kettle only then pour the boilding water straight into the noodle bowl

signal cobalt
idle veldt
#

You never have to clean the kettle

pastel quartz
low atlas
#

i mean if that's inconvenient for you sure but I use an electric kettle, put water in the bowl and make a fried egg to slap over the noodle

signal cobalt
low atlas
#

it ain't too hard to clean mf

idle veldt
#

My ceramic bowl

pastel quartz
#

this is the best ramen ever on god

idle veldt
#

It’s still work I don’t have to do

signal cobalt
#

give me suggestions on what to make, i lack recipes and my culinary knowledge is that of a toaster

idle veldt
#

And I can achive the same results by pouring it over

signal cobalt
#

i can make many foods if someone tells me what to make

idle veldt
#

You should make a curry

#

It’s easy

pastel quartz
signal cobalt
#

im strangely good at barbequing (its watching something cook on metal over a fire tho)

low atlas
#

i never had a grilled cheese before

signal cobalt
#

:D

pastel quartz
pastel quartz
#

that is impressive

idle veldt
#

What the fuck bro

pastel quartz
#

you have gone your entire life

#

without one

low atlas
#

Legit

signal cobalt
low atlas
#

i think I've never even seen one

signal cobalt
#

like get some bread, get some butter, and some fucking cheese

#

and make one, like now

#

dont forget a pan

low atlas
#

Not yet :)

#

I'm fasting

signal cobalt
#

or if you got a grill on your stove (like me) use that

signal cobalt
pastel quartz
signal cobalt
#

this is important

low atlas
#

Diet, i feel more focused hungry

signal cobalt
idle veldt
#

Oh my lord

signal cobalt
#

well wait it might matter

eager igloo
#

Yapping

signal cobalt
#

but i dont know

signal cobalt
eager igloo
#

I add mustard, salami and pickles to my toasts

#

Godly stuff

idle veldt
pastel quartz
#

that was mean

pastel quartz
#

I don't know what compels me to say such things

low atlas
#

you fatass

signal cobalt
pastel quartz
signal cobalt
#

"like dont talk to me you asshole" let me sit here in silence like a loser

pastel quartz
#

too soon to repost that

signal cobalt
#

imma go do that

#

see you in hell

eager igloo
#

Thats a correct gif

signal cobalt
#

XD

pastel quartz
#

the killdozer route is much more memorable

signal cobalt
#

because that makes it better

pastel quartz
#

dmt?

#

you get dmt when you are dying anyways

signal cobalt
#

uh no, actually im gonna run my corolla into the side of a kfc

slender rock
signal cobalt
#

best way to die

#

and if i live through the crash, the amount of chicken im about to ingest will kill me

idle veldt
#

I’m going to sue surrounded by friends and family in my sleep

pastel quartz
signal cobalt
#

through cholesterol alone

idle veldt
#

Yeah do you eat like fruit

pastel quartz
#

I would burn a forest down for a blackened chicken sandwhich from them

eager igloo
#

I saw popeyes once

idle veldt
#

He ate da spinach

river zealot
#

I swear they only wanted to legalise this shit like a year ago

hazy finch
coarse bear
undone wave
#

a bony elbow mayhaps

signal cobalt
signal cobalt
#

and i wouldnt die of cholesterol as fast from popeyes (they are slightly healthier)

signal cobalt
#

this guy is gonna feel like shit later

mossy void
signal cobalt
#

wait no its more than mildly

#

it can kill without treatment

#

so yeah nah hes gonna feel so shit

inland jackal
narrow lotus
#

wake up
fucking house is an ice box
-2c

#

bagamias

inland jackal
dreamy flaxBOT
#

:flag_ro: Bucharest, Romania

:clock9: 05 January 2025, 09:24 (09:24 AM)
🌍 UTC +2.0
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🌫️ Mist
🌁 89% humidity
🍃 E 100° | 2.24 m/s wind
🌡️ -2.15°C (Feels like -5.15°C)
28.13°F (Feels like 22.73°F)

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:flag_rs: Serbia

:clock8: 05 January 2025, 08:24 (08:24 AM)
🌍 UTC +1.0
☀️ Day

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🌁 87% humidity
🍃 S 184° | 2.47 m/s wind
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dreamy flaxBOT
#

:flag_ua: Dnipro, Dnipropetrovsk Oblast, Ukraine, 49000

:clock9: 05 January 2025, 09:27 (09:27 AM)
🌍 UTC +2.0
☀️ Day

⛅ Few clouds
🌁 70% humidity
🍃 W 265° | 3.51 m/s wind
🌡️ -3.15°C (Feels like -8.15°C)
26.33°F (Feels like 17.33°F)

final rose
inland jackal
narrow lotus
inland jackal
#

Router overheated again kekl i have to turn it off to cool it

final rose
#

They circumcised brainfart bruh

narrow lotus
river zealot
#

@narrow lotus you up for some bdsm in like an hour?

river zealot
#

I mean tarkov

final rose
#

Bro where do I live

inland jackal
inland jackal
river zealot
#

Why the fuck is it overheating

narrow lotus
#

no, shit fucking melting is

river zealot
#

In winter

narrow lotus
#

even worse, what fucking router do you have that it overheats enough to break lol

final rose
inland jackal
#

Iran

narrow lotus
#

router barely pull power , what does it overheat on it

final rose
#

They don't give routers that overheat

inland jackal
inland jackal
#

So im guessing

final rose
#

You don't know?

inland jackal
mossy void
#

Pay no attention to the title

final rose
#

Oh

inland jackal
#

Bro has dementia

#

Forgot where he lives

final rose
#

I meant you

#

What fucking keyboard autocorrects to I instead of you

#

Wth

inland jackal
#

Lets start from beginning

inland jackal
#

Router overheated kekl

mossy void
#

Calling in a tactical firework strike

#

Fuck you

river zealot
final rose
mossy void
#

Cop asks why you have a mortar, you say “this isn’t a mortar this is fireworks”

ancient barn
inland jackal
ancient barn
final rose
#

Cheap you say?