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Good moaning
an animal is worth more than you are
completely false
Cousin gave me a guitar ivan
ok

salamo alaykum 
Whats the difference between gypsy and a dog?
no nvm
I wont be telling this joke
im on my last legs
My dad was too broke to get us anything but my cousin heard i was playing and gave it to us
i guess my christmass present was my new gpu
Asking the question is already the punchline 

dogs sometimes stop burgulars?

bruh thats weak xal
i need the punchline so i can send it to my romanian friend ivan
Tiny tree
chat i got a cold as soon as my winter break ended
I got mine when it started
i gotta work on new years

my boss said guys i leave you for new years since you all took your annual leave
I wish her family [Redacted]
@stone blade you know what's the word for work in russian?
Π Π°Π±ΠΎΡΠ°
you know what's the work for slave?
same here
Π ΠΎΠ±*
Woah
lil unwise and lil unmystical lil tree
π± Question: do I have the biggest penis and am.the coolest user in this server
Answer: no... idiot
π± Question: am i sigma
Answer: Most likely
π± Question: am I sigma
Answer: pls no ;-;

π± Question: should I kill hams family
Answer: And what makes you think that?
Violence
π± Question: should i turn tree into paper
Answer: Sure
π± Question: should i kill ham
Answer: Seriously?
Blocked π« π« π«
good morning sharters
Ai or 2012 deviant art, call it

@tidal trellis twink
twink
Man who are you?! 
Juno4life
i keep having there weird dreams about being a runner in cyberpunk clothes, and my body changing out of nothing
not an edgerunner
Never challenge pc gamers at their own game
the game of autism
a straight up parkour runner
and its like a whole university that's mixed up with like 10 places i know a lot, and the objective is to run tf out around as quick as possible without killing yourself
but then as soon as the race ends, i lose all powers and regain them after a while or intermittently
yesterday i was only in the front and inside, now i was able to dream about the back of the place, a ceremony place and the main entrance
and nobody knew why i was there, almost as bullying
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"-How would you like your peppa pig treat?
-Uncircumcised, please"
friend shaped
@glad carbon

If you didn't help a 40yo woman get through her divorce in world of warcraft at the age of 11, did you even live
For the guys
Smh
men can't even be fat in peace
@eager igloo not give my ankles peace, you mean?

@eager igloo
how tall
Almost 180
vero
vero
this fucking boss
is insane, my build has to be wrong, her charge attack one shots me
I played a wingman to a 27 year old uk electronic artist on a free to play mmorpg at 17 through skype
and here i thought the game was just showing the overclock i got from the in-game event
but no i just got the overclocks for the same gun
"Dad bods" meaning fat slob?
bruh shadow of mordor and shadow of war are so good 
i once downloaded the sequel thinking it was the first game
Bashing orcs and collecting goofy af captains was all I've been doing the last 5 days 
cause of the naming scheme sucking testicles
just look at the release date 
shut up
I ignored shadow of war cause of the dlc slob but they fixed it
what happened to using numbers
all market shit has been removed - included in the GOTY edition which is the only you can buy
yeah I kinda dislike that
give it a secondary title but if it's part of a series give it a number 
Doom 1, 2, 3, 2016, Eternal - Oh no 
you know what. Thinking about it, I think they don't want to number their sequels because players will realize how much rehashed slob they get fed
Assassins Creed 9? or whatever number we are at
@coarse bear @naive bison @ruby minnow @stoic girder @pale ingot @narrow lotus
insta feed full of black men dancing?
he's so elegant with it
sounds cringe af
@stone blade @eager igloo @river zealot @coarse bear

tonguing some bobs rn
its based asf actuallly
is it the funny kind though
yes

These are a bit shit
bruh being unironically racist just shows your pp is tiny - not talking about gypsies of course - that's just good old discrimination, not racism
it's okay i got a cold rn
they're what i need
i got a halls too in the cupboard
that one was way stronger i think

maybe i should suck on that too
Get actual medicine first?
bro i'm literally playing that rn
i just 100% the torvin and main story of mordor rn and am doing the celibrimbor story rn
but i am craving two's mechanics a bit
I spend all night yesterday completing the trials with crowns
shadow of war feels much more responsive
throwing orcs off a roof still is as funny as in before 
what's funny to me still is immediately using their weakness and making their speech basically end abruptly cause they die instantaneously
Wasting your life away in League aside
?
you're literally a furry
pipe tf down
ποΈ 
furry + discord mod
aren't furries above league players in the social hierarchy?
i'm literally him
hello @coarse bear
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frig coaie
hell naw
I need killa-chan in my life
no due to the conflict of interest you can't judge that
bro you need to finish school first
and have bombs not drop onto your forehead second

whats a killer-chan anyways
You need to take a shower first
I hoped it's not that

Tarkov x pedo collaboration?
dr disrespect armor?
Its Sunday
we already got that
Did get a bussin' doner
the signs were there all along 
pog
guys when's the Epstein collab
that stuff looks nice
lightkeeper unlock
Someone's gotta work off the 2 days off we get in January
you need to break into a prison to bust him out
first black PMC is gonna be a Diddy collab
Xarldier Star Rail
?
we're gonna shove a brick up your ass
@narrow lotus
i know im in Bulgaria when half the pots with food are on the terrace outside in the cold

@pastel quartz
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@pastel quartz
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assault
@low atlas remember mike?
today he told me this
after talking with him, he told me 2 players were giving him quests
he gave them 10k anom substance (250 a piece, 2,5 mil given away)

the evil in those 2, its immense
literally stole 2.5mil from a 20yo baby
they stole from a romanian 

no way they decorated the inside of this building

one piss

Do you think God like strips him of his Romanian powers
Cause he got stolen from

π Beouf.
Constantly [needing] alot of beef in their life. They usually are hairy [faced], specifically growing [in the butt] chin area.

I know a shit ton of people like this
@naive bison loves smelling asscracks
... 
did your fucking website work man
i cant even smell anything rn
did u pass the exam
what website
your exam paper thingie u said it kept removing it
from your college website or shit
oh i didn't even need it
i was 1 point short from an auto pass
but you get 1 for attending the exam

and she just tgave methe pass
and i went home
even tho some professors dont do that
simple extraction
bro
a girl from my class waited an hour and a half
cause she was 3 points short
and she didn't get to answer cause the professor just left
and now has to go re-take the exam later down the year

another guy
the uni attendance system bugged
and he didn't get the attendance, so its like he never showed up
even tho he has the grades
he didn't pass


so he has to retake it as well
your uni sucks 
legit wtf
prof once gave me 10 points to pass 
Professor never recognized the mf to fix attendance?
legal mafia
my IT class i was retaking an exam on i got +7 points cause it was like the 3rd time i was bringing her the fucking disgusting access database
yep happened the same with me at one exam last year
i had 3 attendences , woman says i have 0 and i need to take exam in summer

it was an auditorium with like 200 people
oh, we usually have labs so the professors get to know us a bit
nah , uni profs teach to like 300 students
hard to remember names unless you are a teacher pet
My professor who's also supervising me keeps asking where my friend when he's absent, even though there's 200 ppl in the class
she got hawk eyes
π Snickerdoodle
A snickerdoodle is a type of cookie made with flour, fat, sugar, and salt, and rolled in cinnamon sugar. Eggs may also sometimes be used as an ingredient, with cream of tartar and baking soda added to leaven the dough. Snickerdoodles are characterized by a cracked surface and can be either crisp or soft depending on the ingredients used.
two hawk eyes
ok
i think the professor bit off waaaay more than she could chew
look at that thang
a requirement to get a pass was to have literally every lecture written down
i completely filled out an 18 page textbook
Fucking idiot 

What graphic mods you have
in night city
the only thing that kames you a crimidal.. is getting cock
@final cedar , i just finished all the dlc for mordor time for shadow of war funtime.

All the challenges too?
The time trials that is
i 100% yes
i didn't really have issue
I was on controller
@stone blade @pale ingot @inland jackal
We live here
Its our land
Yerp
doamne mulΘumesc cΔ nu m-ai fΔcut bucureΘtean 
just spam the area of effect brand
Another game thats way shittier on controller is horizon zero dawn
Its basically unplayable
Tasty water vapor
i spammed execute on sauron until he was 1 hit then i just bopped him
Yea sauron was easy for me too
Night goober
Shelob in shadow of war tho
i am NOT clicking on this shit bruh
Friend : Yo my wife bought me Tarkov for my bday
Me: I thought she loved you
visualization of what i do to yuor mome

the real chads
brother get this old man shit out of here

You tell these 4 to break into area 51 they will do it
iedy won't play a thing unless it has skibidi toilet DLC
ohio yourself
and its worth 250$
fanum tax
open minesweeper , GPU goes 110% and firemen are called
thank you nikita and your btc miner
bosnian minesweeper

bosnian grocery store run

thats like the equivalent of cod bunny skins
only debils have those


ai dracului blanosi
i was lazy to update so i reinstalled it

jesus christ

flop levels of IQ

guh??? HUH??? I dont know...... I never thought about it....i have none .....
Fucking Twink


eh Flop is just a chill guy
idk why but every meaty slap meme online is done by black people
now that you thought it can hurt his feelings you send this

in life i realized, even the chillest guys make mistakes. but through all of lifeβs adversities, i remain a chill guy who just wants to better myself.
i cant beat my peons like this , except you
and Grim Antonym
ayo??
jorking my peonis
i got one shot in PoE after typing that
wipe the cum off your face and try again

???
Shikonoko VS usual USA soldier
i mean she has the jump
gonna be a close match
felon
Who is cuming without me?
idk
Teach some english
everyone
Who need girl, when you have hand?
Da mne voobsche poebat
I saw whose nickname was there.

p!who2
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Starting to realize pulling an all nighter was a poor choice
Whatever
Sunrise is pretty
feet screnshotted
As john strelok said, every stalker, has a heart of chornobyl. 2

@stable smelt

I spent all night screeching in scp sl and playing in chivalry ffas
Me and one other dude were the last in the lobby and had a deep conversation before parting ways
we need to cleanse brainfart of sralnya residents
we must secure a future for brainfart children

And while we're at it skin flop alive
how will we repopulate the channel if not by repeatedly impregnating flop?

prxpxne, your new nickname is Clevelan
Top 10 worst things I have ever read, thanks

Pin him to the walk with a nailgun and disinbowel him
disembowel*
dumbass
ban this guy

I have not slept in so long
for the message he has sent in Sunday, December 29, 2024 at 3:37 PM GMT+3 Time
If I somehow had better mental faculties when this sleep deprived that would be a little concerning
i consistently attend uni at around 6 or less hours of sleep
I dont mean like that
4 hours of sleep is light work
I mean like an all nighter
πΈ
Yup
Thats going on my wall
At what point is it sexual harassment
Good lord what is happening in here
Nothing of value
me killing enemies (they are ontologically evil)
I'm watching the sun come up while trying to stay awake
I should down a celsius

This will solve all problems
Who is father and...
father?

CRAZY SENTENCE
or mother
Racist and a bussy destroyer, average brainfart resident
I shouldn't have typed that out
vero
Ropemaxxing it is for me

they get exiled, come here and stink the place up 
sralnya foreva!
What the fuck

truth nuke but i understand the sentence fellow yakubian
Ikr
Thats one of the nost unhinged things I have seen yet here
Solution:
always coming from other channels into brainfart and then talk about how your channel is better than brainfart
Ask a mod to unexile you

shizowned offended by me
Bomb the shithole Romanian town iedy lives in to assert dominance over the mods
and he sent me here
Only then will you be free 
goons 
OORAH MARINE
what even is sralnya
russian/ukranian brainfart
OUR brainbruh

Although I was kicked out of there.

how many HamasAbi clip channels do i have to block
i hate seeing stupid chuds like that on youtube
i strictly want police bodycam footage and shitposts
i love sorting comment sections by "new" on obviously justified police shootings of black suspects and seeing what new methods police need to use to subdue someone trying to grab their gun
as soon as its a black person all logic goes out the window
i remember a guy had like 3 tasers used against him, cops tried to physically lay on him, like 3 beanbag shotgun rounds, dry stunning, batons
and he still tried to go for a cops gun
got shot
and still cops didn't do something else 
that moron called police on someone when he had a warrant out for his arrest as well 
suboptimal slot machine rotation
it's like the south park meme where mormons were right all along and got to go to heaven
listen follytyom
she's not even real
and if it's true, she from south america anyway
don do it
What now?

hour and a half
@river zealot Length depends on how funny I feel as a zeus and how quick you do shit.
Ah thats good then
Hey osaka
hello
π€
Za chto soslali?
Pro to chto poslal nahui Zhisowneda slishal, zhmu krepko ruku
@tidal trellis lets sleep together this night?
That's my line
and I didn't say it!!
What
ΠΡ, Π·Π° ΡΡΠΎ ΠΌΠ΅Π½Ρ ΡΡΠ΄Π° ΠΈ ΡΠΎΡΠ»Π°Π»ΠΈ ΡΡΠ΅ΡΠΈΠΉ ΡΠ°Π·


ΠΠ»Π°Π³ΠΎΠ΅ Π΄Π΅Π»ΠΎ Π΅Π³ΠΎ Ρ ΡΠ΅ΡΠΎΡΠΈΡΡ, Π½ΠΎΡΠΈ Π³ΠΎΠ²ΡΠ½ΡΠΉ Ρ ΡΠ΅ΡΡΡΡ

@quaint ore and you say that im down bad
You are both clinical debils
and I am the clinical dalbayob cause I make arma missions
We would be good assault infantry
you gon be doing assault recon shit
Π£Π³Π°Π΄Π°ΠΉ, ΠΏΠΎΡΠ΅ΠΌΡ Ρ ΡΡΠΎ Π½Π°ΠΏΠΈΡΠ°Π»?


ΠΠ±ΠΈΠ΄Π΅Π»ΡΡ ΠΊΠΎΡΠΎΡΠ΅ ΡΡΡΡΠΈΡΠ±
ΠΠΎΠ½
ΠΠ½ ΡΠ°ΠΊΠΈΠΌ ΡΡΠ°Π» ΠΊΠ°ΠΊ ΡΡΡΠ» Π² ΡΠ°ΠΏΠΏΠΎΡΡ ΠΈ ΠΏΠΎΡΡΠ²ΡΡΠ²ΠΎΠ²Π°Π» ΡΠ΅Π±Ρ ΠΊΡΡΡΡΠΌ
Π ΠΎΡΠ²Π΅Ρ ΠΎΠ½ ΠΎΠ±ΠΈΠ΄Π΅Π»ΡΡ
Π ΡΠ°Π½ΡΠ΅Ρ "ΠΎΠΉ Π²Ρ ΡΠ°ΠΊΠΈΠ΅ ΠΊΡΡΡΡΠ΅ ΠΏΠ°ΡΠ½ΠΈ"

ΠΠ΄ΡΠΌ ΠΊΠ°ΡΠΎΡΠΈ ΡΠ΅Π±Ρ Π½Π°Π·Π°Π΄, Π³Π΅ΡΠΎΠΉ
- ΠΎΠΉ "Π³ΠΎΠ±-Π³Π»ΠΎΠ±" Π²Ρ ΡΠ°ΠΊΠΈΠ΅ ΠΊΡΡΡΡΠ΅ ΠΏΠ°ΡΠ½ΠΈ "Π³ΠΎΠ±-Π³Π»ΠΎΠ±"

ΡΠ΅ΡΠ΅Π· ΠΌΠ΅ΡΡΡ ΠΌΠΎΠΆΠ΅Ρ ΡΠ²ΠΈΠ΄ΠΈΠΌΡΡ
REAL
@narrow lotus you solo?
Yes
Woah buddy
im up for a 3some
Tarky in like 20 min?
π€¨
ye sure
why the link in #πto-do to cannabis animation says unknown?
p!helpers
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/1184921919271731220/slaves.mp4
a command to ping all the helpers?
@tidal trellis @steel bone
@native aurora
i summoned the helpers
to answer smth i have no idea
does it actually ping all the helpers
hmm?
Seems so
Idk. Something something making a road and sniff it up
Maybe you jam the joint up ur nose, idk
I also asked myself how actually will this be implemented
Oh sorry

@river zealot
i should play some league 
@stone blade
of legends?
Real...
i dont listen to the ottomans
you tell that like its a insult
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ΠΊΡΠΎ ΡΡΠΎ ΡΠ΄Π΅Π»Π°Π», ΡΡ ΡΠΎΠΆΠ΅

shell shocked
He sounds like a fucking incel idk
classic stalkr....
Pastor here to bless the trains
@steel bone @narrow lotus @inland jackal @river zealot

@narrow lotus tarky
Thank god im not wearing analepsy tshirt
or burzum
or dark throne
i think i wouldve caught fire
idk how women don't understand the logic of "If she had 50 men ran through her, what makes me think i won't be the 51st and she's not gonna have 50 more?"
like
if you had an entire college football division run through you, why would i think you're not gonna leave me
why would i commit to a relationship
@eager igloo @potent hamlet we need a woman's opinion
casual hookups fuck with pair bonding in humans
I have the biggest urge to talk to the pastor
and just have a convo with him asling him questions
about @stone blade
idk
Idk, I've only been with 4 people for months
And two of them were online relationships
so not a relationship
If a person likes casual sex and does not commit to monogamous relationships, just don't have a partner?
That doctor who episode really fucked me up
russian kid shows:

gordon freeman?
"Ohh, but nobody will love me" if you get really in love with somebody, you'll love them no matter what and you'll pretty much desire them in all kinds, so casual sex is not necessary
Ah, Freeman
Don't care
Yeah, pretty much
So 2 real experiences
And I've never actually liked casual sex, because it's simply weird, I don't feel attracted to an unknown person that to my knowledge, can be anything between good and bad
i dont need a gf i already get fucked by tarkov
good you deserve it 
sucks that most women in my age group are either married or not worth pursuing
Bro enjoys it
I like to know the person I'm with, I like to know what they like, I might get attracted to their physique at the start but it's not enough to feel like horny for somebody
Sucks that most women in my age group are men who dress like women
My neighbor my age just got engaged and pregnant while she was in the middle of a fucking Nurse School
Like, that just gotta be stupid as fuck
Just jerk off to anime and wait for robot girls
how is that stupid?
probably gonna have to drop out of nursing school
Greetings freeman!
BΓ‘sica You have to stop studying to take care of the baby
Basically
friend's friend got a woman pregnant at 20
Almost any position in the medical industry requires a massive amount of time commitment
ruined his life
And now you have no way to make money
did she get married before or after
maybe she got enganged to a rich man
Exactly
And i say that as someone who graduated med school this year
And the dude she engaged went to live at their mom's place
And they're both unemployed
Like, not just actually working in the medical industry, but also training for it has insane requirements
Studying too
are they happy?
She's not, lol
Basic medicine course is 6 years long where i live at
I hope so, if not, you just threw your life out for nothing
Thereβs a reason why the total amount of medical doctors, nurses, and such has taken a nosedive over the years
how hard is it to wear a condom?
And that's not counting any specilization courses and such
Yeah, nursing is also like 5 or 6 years
I'm pretty sure they're just stupid
Yep
make some onion soup
Enjoy it
gonna clear your nose i guess
Itβs also why so many tech companies are trying to make devices and programs that minimize the need for a medical professional to be physically present. Weβre kinda running low on medical professionals.
I've always been against having babies, so when my last bf started to ask questions like: "Would you like a baby?" Like, mf who's gonna carry that shit? Because it's not gonna be me
does med even pay well there
there is just too many old people
time for a purge
The minimum wage is like 700, from there up to a shitload
700k
So 700 bucks a month basically
At least where i live, smaller towns are having crazy demands for docs and nurses, so they're offering much higher salaries than in some capital cities
But the downsides of working in smaller towns is lack of materials and more complex procedures or exams that you might need
I aint spending 8 years in uni

People in chile like to go to smaller towns because it's less work and in the capital you see a lot of hitman work
kekw

I wouldβve become a nurse or EMT but I enjoy having a functional sleep schedule and lack of stress related health issues too much.
Id rather go to the military, do combat medic work and then become a civvie paramedic than a full doctor
i mean doctors get paid a shit ton tbf
Hence why i wont work on the emergency fields
our generation's women who would've become doctors, nurses and so on are all on onlyfans instead
Least here, its too much stress for less pay
much easier money
The amount of people that I've heard seeing some tyre-coloured mf entering a hospital with a gun to take out a dude, it's absurd
i'll clear your nose, buster 
I am too much of an adrenaline retard
and after they hit the wall they can just marry someone while they are still hot
brother is an 11th century european peasant
I just wanna make clothes and useful stuff
I actually consider firefighter rescue and rescue diver as a job option
Or find some billionaire looking for young women, wait for him to die to snatch the money
I want the fucking struggle
you want struggle? have a baby 
women's liberation went from them being doctors and engineers and now they are making porn instead
Monetary struggle
feminism was a trojan horse
Fuck them babies I ain't having no baby
it'll definitely be a monetary struggle as well
you in 20 years gonna laugh at u
No, it was a horse which died after it served its purpose and now is being kicked and used by parasites
its kinda nuts most women didnt want women to have the right to vote when they polled em
I mean, thats how they were raised to be.
When I was a kid and a massive bookworm I wanted to become a librarian. This was before I learned that you need a Masterβs in that shit to be a federally recognized librarian, and also before the whole internet thing really took off and kinda kneecapped libraries.
I'd say that there are other places needing it, but idk
Saying that also goes into a lot of cultura boundaries/limits
Yeah, but I can't drink or smoke for nine months and then I'll have to do it outside, fuck that
what chaplain said.
And also... why take more responsibility for yourself if you can live without it
But then again, most feminists tend to be from first world countries and cry like babies anyways
priorities 
i mean honestly yeah also most men voted for their interest which included women in that since family
I prefer seeing myself in 5 years with a design in my desk, drinking some whiskey and falling out my chair while laughing
Because I don't have to take care of anyone but myself and I hate myself enough to not care
My ass yearns for adventure
Me in 5 years at 3:35
you already live in south america
you dont need more character development
backpack in the middle east
one day just making money isn't gonna be spiritually fulfilling and you will either regret not having a family or want to have it and make one
na na na let bro cook
Just join your country's SF
do unspeakable shit you cant tell anyone about
Sometimes i think of having a kid, but the biggest challenge is finding someone to build a good relationship
I mean, 20 years on I think it's a decent time to start a family
Knowing how women are today.....
But let me at least have a free young adulthood
in 20 years you're gonna be 40, not prime child having age for women, just saying
All of Lithuanian SF Operations are still fully classified or unrecorded
I can adopt, my genes are dying with me
makes you wonder tf were they doing
Itβs amazing how much money and time you can save when you live only for yourself. Fuck the biological imperative to reproduce, I value my time and money too much for that shit. Kids, in this economy?
do you think you can love an adopted child the same?
Yeah
idiocracy's prophecy is self-fulfilling
Even more since I wouldn't have to endure a little version of me
i'd rather just adopt one and raise a functioning member of the society
This
shame i was born a man
No easy mode for you
my genes may die with me but my legacy is not
flop shut the fuck up
@potent hamlet i wish you were right but imagine how horrible it would be if you couldn't find that love in yourself
time to go be cannon fodder i guess
You and whose army 
At least i'll be remembered by an adopted kid as someone who stepped up when no one else did
If by that you mean stupid people are outbreeding the smart people because smart people arenβt having kids, then absolutely. The dumbasses will inherit the earth.
Literally this
i didn't even call him a twink in a while
Least cannon fodder has more dignity than camera cum depository
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Adopt not make more�
i said "twink" 4 days ago and this is how you treat me @tidal trellis
from babies to puppies in a blink
guys have you heard about homosexual couples acting straight and going to asia to buy a kid?
Same goes for pets. Stop buying puppies from breeders, adopt a mutt from the shelter.
Brother you were going nowhere with ur silly argument!
how does that work?
Goober
how can 2 men pretend to be heterosexuals
crossdressing
go with a sister or somethin
Or take one from the streets and adopt it
Theyβre roommates
The amount of people that just abandon pets
or a friend
imma be real, adopting a wolfdog sounds sick af
to get a kid
It's funny how once I saw a girl that bought a cat, like, dumbass, those are free in a lot of different shapes, colours and heights
Not gonna lie, i do love me cats
And most of my cats were just street adopted ones lol
It goes even more for cats here. Why would I buy a cat. There are cats in the woods, in the barns, under my shed.
what was my argument
my cat just one day appeared in my home and adopted me
I literally had 7 free cats at one point 
My tortoise is the best pet ever
does nothing all day, chills in his terarium
eats green veggies
One cat that i found was hiding in my sister onyx's engine
Always resorting to violence, smh
don't dodge the question
Those are absurdly easy to look after if you know your shit
Thing didnt turned into paste cause we heard it meowing before turning it on
Pet breeders donβt want you to know this, but the barn cats are free. You can just take them. They still have to be spayed and vaccinated though.
Hamsters are like vikings
hamster is a child's guide to death as a concept
I get why you may want to buy a dog, it's difficult to find a Saint Bernard in the street, but cats are just as loving as any other car
they die in the most brutal ways and go to valhalla with a bang
I thought carnival prize goldfish were the childrens guide to death as a concept
And they keep pests out of your house too
my intro to death was 9/11
Damn
My intro to death was one of my cats having a run-in with coyotes
Shit went from 0 to 100
Oooooof
My introduction to death was a Christian school that showed us dying African kids
I'm too occupied rn to discuss with you
still, u said something silly

that's right asshole, no argument
sit down












