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twink on twink warfare
P!fiction
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Anyone wanna see stalker irl? With more grass mod
Show us
Bruh
Disowned more like Disnutsinhismouth
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because you're already
Reduce saturation and its just like in game
bro's trying to get out of india
India 
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You set me up!
it's rude!
Flop reaction is inevitable
It's slander!
No
Have you had one?
Its some cheap kitchen chair that was a display piece, had if for 2 years now
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brainfart not thinking about flop for five minutes (impossible challenge)

Someone needs to make a pic or gif of Flop running to brainfart when someone pinged him just to say "WHO DID THAT
"
Exactly!

I'm going mad
MAN PICK A SIDE!
@narrow lotus 
I just leaked flops whole outfit
Real
I really hope Santa destroys your internet for good, and brainfart will finally move on
No you didn't!
Then what are you wearing
You caused all of it busy 
Blame rests on you!!
man fuck santa he stopped giving me presents when i stopped living with my parents
i aint naughty
oh of course it was purely me, you can't ever take responsibility for anything you spineless cockgobbler
Parents told santa not to bring presents to you

Yes! It's purely you!
Goober!
@tidal trellis go to the gym
Old man bz educating the younger generation
let me spell it out for the thousandth time despite everyone saying it already: the moment you stop reacting, it'll start waning and eventually go away
but you don't
because you're attention-starved fucking goblin
therefore yes, it is your fault for enabling brainfart
I'm not going to no stinking gym!

@tidal trellis
Mini mini mini suknja
lepo ti stoji, nosi je stalno
zima, leto, vruce, hladno
stoji ti maksimalno


cum guzzler
What
it's a drop in the ocean, but I'll do my part anyway
@stone blade
Umirem
I'm blocking your ass and starving you until you fix your act or die of starvation
Holy crumbs it happened
Π° Π³Π΄Π΅ ΡΡΠ±Π°ΡΠ΅ΡΠΊΠ°
Busy blocked me
Got a bf?
Yippers
No!
Gf?
Gym membership?
No!
Weight?
Busy blocked me Soo, guess I won the battle
No!
Congrats @placid sail
on what
So happy for u
I can't take what is rightfully yours
Well I canβt always be the best
@fresh rose jedna prica iz kursadzija (otprilike po secanju)
Odem u Hrvatsku, ne daju na granici, kazu ne pustaju nikoga, umro Tudjman
Okrenem se i odem, na pola puta me kopka i vratim se, opet kazu ne pustaju nikoga, umro Tudjman
Okrenem se i odem
Opet me kopka i vratim se
Kaze mi tamo covek "Zar ti nije zao sto je Tudjman umro"
Nije, zato se i vracam jer mi je milo 
carpandabear
Vertical tiramisu?
Pretty much, lots of circlejerking over "omg its so smart with extra meanjng, you don't get it"
See, even ai elon predicted this same exact rant
Fuck did y'all get for christmas
@grizzled meadow
I won the battle against busy 
For I am victorious
I don't troll but it'll be sad losing busy
Grill and smoker
Oh i got that too 
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I had to eve through Christmas morning
BRO
Same here, its fun aint it
I got a fresh pair of doc martens
Nice. Manager even had the nerve to ask how my christmas went.
Mine went great some dude came in and ripped me my friend and my cook 200 each
tipped
"Oh yeah, the 3 hours i spent not working to celebrate christmas before sleep was GREAT"
He paid for 2 peoples food and one of them that got their food paid for tipped me 150
Sweet, thats always a good surprise.
unhinged behavior
My manager just looks at me like a fucking child
they probably believe themselves at this point it's normal
Ahahahahahah
This was after they begrudgingly clocked in "late" from 7-10, so i could have the joy of breaks and lunch
But, im over it. The weekend is here. Life is good
I'm working a double in 3 hours
17 hours
Then I'm off for 2 days so I just gotta thug it out
my dreams lately be like
May your dishie bless you with uppers and busboys actually clear tables
Then bless yourself with uppers

just a bit more to thug it out
Server + busboy + dishie and FoH?
Thug it out and go pipe a milf
Hell nah
Stussy earth theory
MOTHERFUCKER
No fucking way
Cristmas already over
new years you mean
Yeah
Some dudes came here to meet us and stuff and they came just before the fucking coffee break
And orthodox christmas?
Came before fucking? Happens to the best of us
And while they're here we can't fucking drink or smoke nor eat, nothing
in January and cared about only by religious boomers
not universal like Catholic crimmas
A
Man, they couldn't arrive later
I wanted a smoke
arriving before fucking and going out for a cig is next level
I mean, we were making clothes and they arrived to see us
Not drunk enough
While they're here I can't go out of the classroom
@placid sail
Π½Π°Π΄ΠΎ Π·Π°ΠΏΠΎΠΌΠ½ΠΈΡΡ

Hey Al
ΡΡ ΡΠ΅ ΠΌΡΡ

Talking with uncle at family gatherings be like
Its all flop's fault
Why do ppl need their fucking tv to be background noise
So annoying
the what
this but unironically
CAUGHT
Yeha
tf is this HUH??
poshel nahuy, gandon 
How much worse can it get
i.. to work
go
go
fuck off
she can be brazilian
I dont even know which one is worse
who taught you to say that
indonesian
brazilian women are often very hot
Brazil probably aint that bad if you dont go the favelas
i wouldn't say that about average indonesian women
True dat
So like, a square kilometer of rio
and most of every other city 
only by staying directly under Christ, the redeemer are you safe
place I'm living at actually got a cool suburban vibe
I thought you were polish
only downside is the neighbors love listening to shit music on the weekends
Idk why
Christ The Redeemer is like a brazilian MMO RPG Hub world
do you know why the statue is called that?
100% real and not edited by me on MS Paint
shut up
thoughts scary, noise no thoughts
I dont care how loud the voices get, i am not seeking professional help
monolith brainwashing irl
never
people must know the truth
Someone talks to me qnd I cant formulate the answer cus that shit goes so loud
turn up the volume even louder so they can't speak either
Background noise + music playing = ez focus
Built different
adhd 4k hd certified boy
it has its uses. Sometimes
Nah, its not all bad. You learn to deal with the pros and cons
can't wait to do that shit on new year
Flat Earth theory is fascinating to me:
The lengths people go to disallow evidence to prove it's not actually flat
like
humanity has never been to the moon
you can't go to the south pole cause you'll get killed by NASA
space isn't real either
gravity isnt real
Discworld
stop spreading lies 
I have a double core in my head, one core already runs vital functions
League + spotify + discord chat with homies + YouTube documentary playing in background 
Flat Earthers recently went to the South Pole to see the 24 hr sun, a thing impossible on any flat earth model
they're trynna say now "okay fine the sun does stay up for 24 hrs at the south pole, but that doesn't disprove the flat earth
, we just gotta come up with a new model"
it'll be 7 different convos in 2/3 languages on NYE for me 
The homie discord all somehow having 4 different coherent conversations while talking over eachother 
that's a skill tbh
Didn't they believe that millions of soldiers patrol south pole to not let anyone knot the Truthβ’οΈ
And the music bot playing as well
oh yeah the most retarded thing about Flat Earth is that millions of people are paid off by their governments and fabricate evidence 24/7 to keep people thinking the earth isn't flat

not quite, i've heard they say "you can't go there freely, only on a guided tour, and you where you end up isn't actually the south pole"
Despite the fact you can prove the Earth isn't flat by just observations of the moon
And the stars

retards say "why are we looking at the sky to prove the shape of the earth"
Or literally anything yes
i've heard them saying the moon is a hologram because we only see 1 face of it
More like a ton of cores, all with one thread, and none of them talk to eachother
Meanwhile I get distracted DURING SPEAKING
i also love how they say the earth can't be round because it spins "at a 1000 miles an hour and we don't feel it"
how about i rephrase it from "1000 miles an hour" to "once a day"
I can't do something in game an lead a convo in the same time if its not about game
Nah, everyone knows the sky is just a mirror and reflects the moon from the ocean
I can, until i have enough caffiene/stims, then lock in on one specific thing only.
Conservation of momentum
so we spin with it 
i unironically saw some retard try to prove the sun isn't actually millions of km's away by MEASURING ITS TEMPERATURE WITH A HANDHELD THERMOMETER
don't tell them that, they unironically believe that if you jump on a spinning earth it would just spin away from you at a thousand miles an hour
Basically the iron curtain
They never jump on trains do they
Try to seek the truth and you'll get killed
And people out of fear won't do it
Cowards
I can do that, if the conversation isn't moving fast enough and i get bored
you can't go to the poles because NASA will kill you
you know you can get a job at the poles right?
well, you won't ACTUALLY be at the poles/No you can't
If I ever get told that if I go to the antarctic, I'll get killed, I'm the first mf to go
Ppl tend to speak a lot of words that are not needed
Tell that to the mfs in the Canadian goose team
all agents from the "government"
Or have to excuse themselves constantly about everything they do or want
BRO I DON'T CARE
flat earth is basically just antiestablishmentarianism taken to the ABSOLUTE max
Pretty much. "Come on, get to the point. You're gonna say this next. God i don't care about this. What do you want?" Etc.
Yea
You can kill people there and not get arrested
My brain is like sports car
tl;dr: flat earth is a cult
Simple as
Fast on straights, cant handle corners
Because nobody will notice it with the next storm
probably not true
arrested sure, but you will just get shot by scientists
everyone is strapped at the poles
You're straighter than your dad's boyfriend
you're not straight
Whar
Diagnosis time 
But Im fast
more like easy
Depression 
Yeah, because it's fucking dangerous
Though the meds are working
Either humans or harsh weather
Finally
yeah you haven't told me to kill myself yet today
Kys
That was my diagnoses before the adhd sticker. Took those meds and suddenly depression gone lol
League player
shut up Kyle Reese
Comorbidity is a bitch
Im on meds 2 months
homeless man cosplayer
Yea
Like
Depression is an illness after all
Shocker
Diddy
By took meds, i meant swapped from antidepressants that did nothing to adhd meds. But yeah, that shit sucks
Straight man cosplayer
no she doesn't dress like a straight man either
just a homeless man
that's what i say when i spread your mom 
hello kitty
Now that I think about it, depression meds I got didnt work, doctor prescribed me different ones, said that he doesn't think its adhd, though one of those meds is used to treat adhd, and these meds worked like in 2 days
Hm
just get a cat
The government made a flat earth to support your moms ass
depression isn't real anyways
Sounds like Strattera.
My mom has a cat
YIPPIE 
oh yeah? well your mother suck me good and hard
Nah
Dont rember
Either way, its an angle to ask your doc. I went years diagnosed with persistent dark souls treatment resistant depression, which was wrong for years, got diagnosis for adhd and suddenly life is peachy.

You're jealous you've never felt the same
I get bitches looking like a hobo and you get league skins
i'm good
i'll stick with league
But this ur mum
You queued up for league after -20lp
Still losing
Mashallah shaco support shall bless your every ranked game
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lmao the matchmaking ui
Still not stealthily enough if it's visible
Never forget who you are fighting for
I forgot how good the unabridged series is 
Chinook?
is this real?
Last Christmas i gave you my heart
oh boy, internal department fighting has started
the unholy week finally taking its toll
this is why i take holiday leave in december
my week ended wonderfully thanks for asking
it's th peak of season for us, so not exactly an option, otherwise smart move
low end of the season for me, not a lot of people doing stupid stuff as most are on holiday as well
Use your frustration to learn drawing and make a shitty polandball style memes of your department war
Would he have even enough signature to track
It's very curious how the artist decided to show casual sex as being a candy
Because people usually just eat it and forget about it
Finally, the translation
the slow sideeye turn at the end like its saying "please?"
Me to yall
I am very cute
Lmao
I'm pretty sure it has happened before
At this point christmas isnβt even about jebus anymore
Afternoon lads
Die in a ditch, non believer
Of Santa Claus
Saint Nicholas would be ashamed
Pagan
current department status
we need more men and firearms, we're taking down the management
omw, i need some action to vent
P!modassault
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imma need backstory on why we're rebelling
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1321243619356577915/flop_is_not_gay.mp4?ex=676e81c2&is=676d3042&hm=1ac5fb3ca6366967f980b5a7639115ea076cecdc0432693a67a38fba8de12c93&
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1216043493827547316/1315996507241058365/slopupdated.mp4?ex=676e88c1&is=676d3741&hm=38dbe0a837b33072cdf0e2506e7d6b3539c4c959f1b8582c5293334540d1fc8b&
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several bitch-ass managers fucking up and then going "it's your fault you stupid ass mfs you should have known", and there was no way to know because the conditions for the tasks change every half a fucking hour
aha
@cedar hatch
yeah we shooting people
@river zealot
yall i found bussy
@shell venture
\
Bz's management taunting us
@narrow lotus how is one both experienced and a novice
Talking about the guy above
@inland jackal hows about you shut the fuck up

U 2 should kiss
@eager igloo
Ur going to Chechnya
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One step ahead of you..
β¬οΈ
Ice cream
as a paddle
Shooting
but mosin is too much
never too much
αΊAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Larping
And shooting bears
Man brainfart pick a side!
hate me or love me, pick one!!!
jeez!
love this little fucking guy
Lurkers
i've uploaded the same presentation to the uni site for the 3rd time now @narrow lotus

i have 3 emails saying "you have uploaded that presentation" as proof
it just keeps unlisting
today is the last day she's checking
i am literally saving proof if i gotta dispute this dogshit
dogshit profile pictures collection?
try em out
the tom cruise one looks good
Gimme suggestions of games to put on this, that i got today
TheRussianBadger's final words to his wife
Original by @TheRussianBadger
Original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD50dIlYO78&t=1683s
It never gets old to see this lol
brazil mentioned
Peace Walker
dissidia
loco roco
prinny
castlevania dracula x collection
and the goat of goats PATAPON
this is the most fucked up "two state solution" i've ever seen
Yoinking this
memes are meant to be shared
Thank you
who would have thought twisted tea and stir fry are not a good combo an hour before work my guts sound like someone spraying a hose in a bucket
Battlestate Games, I can't believe it, you erased everything. All my loot, key cards, weapons, and most importantly, my Ratcola were gone. Months of meticulous scavenging, strategic firefights, and intense extraction operations disappeared in an instant. The digital vaults that once housed my precious equipment are now empty, mocking the hours I spent perfecting my stash. The thrill of finding rare items, the pride of assembling top-notch gear, have all been reset to zero. They say it's a new beginning.Battlestate Games, I can't believe it, you erased everything. All my loot, key cards, weapons, and most importantly, my Ratcola were gone. Months of meticulous scavenging, strategic firefights, and intense extraction operations disappeared in an instant. The digital vaults that once housed my precious equipment are now empty, mocking the hours I spent perfecting my stash. The thrill of finding rare items, the pride of assembling top-notch gear, have all been reset to zero. They say it's a new beginning.Battlestate Games, I can't believe it, you erased everything. All my loot, key cards, weapons, and most importantly, my Ratcola were gone. Months of meticulous scavenging, strategic firefights, and intense extraction operations disappeared in an instant. The digital vaults that once housed my precious equipment are now empty, mocking the hours I spent perfecting my stash. The thrill of finding rare items, the pride of assembling top-notch gear, have all been reset to zero. They say it's a new beginning.
#π£tarkov-released π
please and thank you
when life is boring, you get to start thinking about that shit
I hate how I canβt rob people without shooting them
My life is basically jumping from distraction to distraction just to escape those thoughts
In rdr2 
in irl
my life is about existing and trying to learn stuff
Oh no of course not I would never 
and i never really think about it because its useless to thik
actual retardation
my retirement is doomed from the start because of corruption
so its useless to worry about that
tl;dr
i gotta save under the couch and that's it
I learned too much stuff, once you learn something it's very difficult to unlearn it
they are re-wiping because retards forgot to disable flea market from last wipe and some people could buy items
from last wipe

definitely low confidence
like, people started to pay with online transactions to not carry money
and now the banks started to regulate transactions because people used it for illegal buyings
so now people have to carry money if they want to buy because small businesses are scared to get supervisors in their business and try to charge them with anything
Just use cash for backdoor shit 
Ayo Eric Draven
yeah, but that means now you gotta use cash for anything that doesnt have a card payment
and you can get robbed easily
Wrong draven
Just dont get robbed
sometimes, a subnose is required
just sleep at work
holy shit it's the good clone wars show
yeah just blow your brains out once you reach like 60 
nikita make this wipe good and my life is yours
nikita please put a rat in ivan's next monster
WHAT DID I DO!?
I hope you have a good day
free protein
don't worry, I'm in an overwork hell already
@placid sail does orthodox santa bring gifts on orthodox christmas?
new year
or is he a "you get NOTHING, NOT EVEN COAL" kind of guy
considering the fact the entire orthodox christianity's schtick is YOU ARE GOD'S SLAVE. YOU MUST REPENT. SUFFER AND MAYBE GET TO HEAVEN and all that
probably not
we do have ded moroz delivering presents on new year's eve though so it's alright
Suffering be optional.
huh, i'm getting the distinct impression that orthodoxy exists to justify authoritarianism and the russian state
it's probably nothing

Management is also delivering presents with overtime work
@tidal trellishttps://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1321243619356577915/flop_is_not_gay.mp4?ex=676e81c2&is=676d3042&hm=1ac5fb3ca6366967f980b5a7639115ea076cecdc0432693a67a38fba8de12c93&
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1216043493827547316/1315996507241058365/slopupdated.mp4?ex=676e88c1&is=676d3741&hm=38dbe0a837b33072cdf0e2506e7d6b3539c4c959f1b8582c5293334540d1fc8b&
how would he deliver presents if he's ded
Caesaropapism is the idea of combining the social and political power of secular government with religious power, or of making secular authority superior to the spiritual authority of the Church, especially concerning the connection of the Church with government. Although Justus Henning BΓΆhmer (1674β1749) may have originally coined the term cae...
||as almost any religion in existence being some sort of tool to the local authorities||
ded means grandpa
Go away
shoo I'm doing something (+ currently I'm not wanted here!!
)
greece: 
yugoslavs: 
Egyptians 
No!
europeans in general 
@tidal trellisYou speak in calls or not?
is grandpa ded
"hi ded im grandpa"
only with my friends
And im not your friend?
flop has friends?
Wow it's the same song
oh hey ski
everyone is my friend! But only select ppl I vc with

what games you play?
πππππππ
γΏγγͺγ§γ¨γΌγ³γ¨γΌγ³
πππππππ
#ddtpro
#GCW
#prowrestler
#prowrestling
#γγγ¬γΉ
#γγγ¬γΉγ©γΌ
IYKYK
i wil get you my all 
Make sure you record everything when you vc with floppy
Why?
So we can hear his voice
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I Will Give You My All Β· Simon Viklund
I Will Give You My All
β 2021 Simon Viklund
Released on: 2021-10-18
Auto-generated by YouTube.
nude?
i want a woobie hoodie

yea, unwrap them makowieces 
one minute
Expect a femboy like voice and pakistani tone
whatcha got in mind
Those are the assumptions yeah
We truly are the lowest of the lowβ¦
Femboy and pakistani tone 
I have a normal voice! 
inb4 Flop is actually some south asian auntie
what is it even, a camo hoodie?

Rajesh from the big bang theory
pretending to be a twink
Proof?

why'd you censor the sticker?
looks kinda overdone ngl
afraid we'd find your bakery?
Where is the proof?

Lurking falco spotted
@river zealot i will give you my all 
have u seen the new heist game
pd2 devs and 10 chambers working on it
tbh I'm in the "some pulp" crowd
havent seen it
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I Will Give You My All Β· Simon Viklund
I Will Give You My All
β 2021 Simon Viklund
Released on: 2021-10-18
Auto-generated by YouTube.

my own voice and account!
and my friends!
Send a audio
I'd buy nitro just to get the sopranos emojis and stickers
Watch the gameplay reveal for Den of Wolves, a co-op heist FPS from the creator of Payday, Payday 2 and GTFO. Execute contracts with your team in dynamic operations, from stealth to full-on action and back in mind-bending scenarios.
Wishlist now on Steam:
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no I don't like my voice
they made GTFO, one of my fav co-ops
and they're working with pd2 devs (the good ones)
So we're gonna play this when it comes out?
A better question is, what you like?
his pfp obviously
been forever trying to get a 4th for our gtfo group, so you'll have a slot for den of wolves i bet 
Yea
damn wtf
Dibs on that slot
as long as you dont act fruity on vc, my friend cant handle it
or maybe do that, i like annoying him
@narrow lotus MY PRESENTATION UNLISTED AGAIN
website hosted by BSG
You're not the fruity one???
i am, but you'd enable it
Perfect
ayyyo
set.surrae.fruity=true
that line doesnt exist, its a thing by default
my mom
Did you hear about the Chinese Godfather?
He made them an offer they couldn't understand.

https://play.spotify.com/track/1F6xrZhOys5DHEsR7h29RJ?si=25d2b86384c74318
@narrow lotus @potent hamlet @low atlas @austere shadow @lusty sonnet @narrow lotus @naive bison @river zealot @steel bone @inland jackal


Ahahahahahaha
everywhere, i see his name
I'm stealing this
cant beat this
@tidal trellis what is your age? 16?
the whole song is like this
Flop's cuckold song
24 or 14?
Thirty
Ivanko listens exclusively to music with lyrics written by someone with an extra chromosome and real big grudge against someone
Sure?
my grandma last month was in croatia gathering the olives to make huge amounts of olive oil so she could sell them here 
i.. i.. i cant trust
30yr old must have wife, work or something
its okay, i can be his second wife
@tidal trellisI find you gf here
Damn I guess I'll have a wife in 2 years 
As a 30-year-old, I have work, something, but I don't have a wife because marriage is the leading cause of divorce and I worked too hard for some hussy to walk off with half my shit.
I'm....BUSY! 

ZEEEEEUUUUUUUUUS
Ρ ΠΆΠ΅ ΠΏΡΠΎΡΡΠΎ ΠΏΠΎΡΡΡΠΈΠ»
With? may i can help you
Best we can do is Boosty career
it's still work so fuck that
would you be a gamma discord mod if it paid?
maybe if I eat some mentos and drink cola I would just pop like a gore balloon
fuck that, they have no schedule either
i think you'll rather choke somehow
also no discord mod ever gets paid
:flag_id: Indonesia
:clock1: 27 December 2024, 01:40 (01:40 AM)
π UTC +7.0
π Night
π¦οΈ Light rain | β 0.37 mm/h
π 100% humidity
π W 276Β° | 0.9 m/s wind
π‘οΈ 21.85Β°C (Feels like 22.85Β°C)
71.33Β°F (Feels like 73.13Β°F)
h
:flag_my: Kuala Lumpur, Federal Territory of Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
:clock2: 27 December 2024, 02:40 (02:40 AM)
π UTC +8.0
π Night
β
Few clouds
π 94% humidity
π N 0Β° | 0 m/s wind
π‘οΈ 24.85Β°C (Feels like 25.85Β°C)
76.73Β°F (Feels like 78.53Β°F)

man
:flag_us: Hawaii, USA
:clock8: 26 December 2024, 08:40 (08:40 AM)
π UTC -10.0
βοΈ Day
βοΈ Clear sky
π 82% humidity
π E 93Β° | 0.1 m/s wind
π‘οΈ 17.85Β°C (64.13Β°F)
one day itll surprise me
:flag_cy: Mount Olympus, 4800, Cyprus
:clock8: 26 December 2024, 20:40 (08:40 PM)
π UTC +2.0
π Night
π¨οΈ Light snow | βοΈ 0.13 mm/h
π 91% humidity
π SSE 163Β° | 1.82 m/s wind
π‘οΈ -0.15Β°C (Feels like -3.15Β°C)
31.73Β°F (Feels like 26.33Β°F)
Google Maps API tells me that this location doesn't exist...
:flag_ro: Bucharest, Romania
:clock8: 26 December 2024, 20:40 (08:40 PM)
π UTC +2.0
π Night
βοΈ Overcast clouds
π 84% humidity
π ENE 70Β° | 4.47 m/s wind
π‘οΈ 0.85Β°C (Feels like -4.15Β°C)
33.53Β°F (Feels like 24.53Β°F)
i just have a friend from indonesia who got hacked, wanted to see whats the time over there
phished?
RIP
singing songs 
phishing remains the easiest shit ever
!true
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Someone tell to you today?
Fuck you
:flag_us: Atlanta, GA, USA
:clock1: 26 December 2024, 13:42 (01:42 PM)
π UTC -5.0
βοΈ Day
βοΈ Overcast clouds
π 61% humidity
π E 90Β° | 6.69 m/s wind
π‘οΈ 9.85Β°C (Feels like 7.85Β°C)
49.73Β°F (Feels like 46.13Β°F)
rude! smh!
Squenix games usually are 50% off
Stop talking like Chat-GPT
You're isnt a LLM built in Grandpa Python
@placid sail
βΊ S'abonner Γ la chaine La Caution β http://bit.ly/1QkPPTg
βΊ Γcouter l'album entier sur YouTube β http://bit.ly/1SrVcxI
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Taken from La Caution Β« ThΓ© Γ la Menthe Β» EP
Extrait de La Caution Β« ThΓ© Γ la Menthe Β» E...
@quaint ore
I am going to lock him in my compound, feed him eggs, milk and veggies and train him for 2 years
Wait, where's the scoliosis?

imaging did not come back so good? 
!true
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I miss that square logo 

yeah its fucked bro
starting tommorow actually not monday
have to be up at 730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4df2CMrpqqo @shell venture 
idk about the brace yet
for now its just psych therapy
wagt
for your back or other issues? 
minus 4
the back
I'm 20
...what 
name me any human holiday that is not a bunch of bollocks that means something only subjectively
@tidal trellis i will ask again, paris saint germain or barcelona
idk what that means!
they gonna make me do exersice

and massage apparently
cant go to the gym because muh scoliosis
now you gotta go to the gym because muh scoliosis

orthodontics stonks
smartest Twink in Pakistan

@quaint ore
okay @tidal trellis what about
real madrid vs borussia dortmund
This but its an israeli airstrike
still don't know
I'm watching hazbin
do not disturb!
@inland jackal @narrow lotus
onions and potatoes carry us so hard
I smell this everyday from the apartments in my block
I'm almost tempted to go and ask what they are making
I GOT A NEW PFP
you forgot one
p!avatar 673348730413645854
no u didnt
maybe he found one but didn't post yet

fuck
sure
my internet is too slow to let me change it
You like feet in fishnets don't u
fishnets are great for catching fish tho
I do prefer them on legs
i see that
How about you jump of your roof

@inland jackal

p!avatar @split spoke
so the same pfp?
man fck you
he does look like he has a smile
god damnit
doesnt look like a stashe
lmao
ok thats anew pfp
even more degen
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