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@steel bone 
9 minutes busy
@steel bone
oh no bro
Sleepy
same frfr
Honk shoo
In like, geeenland
Itβs all the same country
Itβs cold bro
oh my god it's hazune miku
Oh yeah itβs the FUCKING SUMMER

Yβall crazy down there
December is the cold month with snow
December is the month on calendar with the snowflakes
where i live doesnt snow
someday i want to travel to a snowy urban place
Visit me in Denver
i never really traveled anywhere besides paraguay
their shit is too chap, at least were
cheap*
I have negative opinions of Paraguay
yeah nobody really gives a shit about paraguay
reporting from the snowy urban place
nice
the angry birds artifact
he's showering ferrets again
leave me ferret in peace you car offender
Merry Christmas frota
christmas day weather in australia
meri krima
her eis finally cold
can i wash ur ferret
we stealed the winter
cold i mean 21 CΒΊ
ΒΊC*
normal days are 35, 40
fuck the little ball at the end was right
had to walk like a KM in that heat to get to my grandmas for the christmas party
i got a solar powered phone charger
Mine is washed
get out of discord dan schnider
i say phone charger but you atttach the phone charger cable that you already have which is a USB one so anything that has a USB cable attached to it can be used on it its more like a power bank
i got a 1.5 KM range pair of walkie talkies some electronics like lights and such overall alot of stuff i can use for camping trips which is nice
i was thinking about you running with your phone attached to a cape made of solar panels
that was silly
i also got a Xshot nerf sniper which packs a big punch though ive had to hide it for now because my annoying ass brother keeps trying to shoot me in the face with it
some tools as well
and a swiss army knife
"yall got anymore of them pixels" lookin ass image
You just had to be there
Happy Halloween everybody
Original text:https://www.perseus.tufts.edu/hopper/text?doc=Perseus%3Atext%3A1999.02.0137%3Abook%3D2%3Achapter%3D1
Orchestral music from book titles:
"Bright Blue Blow" by Makai Symphony
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Dad is back from the milk run
Heart attack speedrun
They say anything?
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:clock10: 25 December 2024, 10:39 (10:39 AM)
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βοΈ Day
βοΈ Scattered clouds
π 78% humidity
π SW 227Β° | 3.02 m/s wind
π‘οΈ -0.15Β°C (Feels like -3.15Β°C)
31.73Β°F (Feels like 26.33Β°F)
Damn
ye i found it , 60 minutes ago they said a missile travelled through romania for 2 minutes, it went towards Cernauti ( idk in Ukrainian )
Stayed the same overnight but I had to blast the furnace till 27 celsius indoors
they said the NATO advanced air system didnt catch the missile
which is prob bullshit
they prob saw it will go through and didnt do anything

Knowing state of romanian armed forces that probably happened
I know a dude who served there as a Lieutenant
The shit he told me was absurd
Yeah but the Air Defence missile thingie is manned by Americans or well NATO which are americans here
its prob true
"Oh yeah we had a dude carry the ENTIRE SPG-9 RECOILESS RIFLE SYSTEM WITH AMMO UP A MOUNTAIN"
Or SPGs from WW2 still in service
Iedius the 2nd (Iedy [ I-ee-di-ous]) upon hearing this almost proposterous information inquires the grand oracle of his lands redditus knowledgius however something felt different within iedius a sudden feeling of impending doom washed over him unknowledgable of the source of this feeling iedius freezes in place almost too scared to make a sound that is until he looks outside of his window. A trail of smoke fire and flame at the tip of the spear was a grand explosive of spectacular proportions heading directly towards his window. His final words? "KURWA"
A fucking folding chair?
I would appreciate a chair as a gift ngl
folding chair is the ultimate cqc weapon
Like, I'm not even sure I have one
But have you seen the ULTIMATE CO-OP WEAPON
Somehow
I would appreciate the cheapest shotgun and a single shell
HUMAN SLINGSHOT
Ok snake
a cardboard tank?
Artem you aint an american singer
ΠΠΎΡ Π±Ρ ΠΏΠΎΠ²Π΅ΡΡΠΊΡ Π½Π° Π½Π³ 
a true weapon of the mightiest of kings
a weapon that surpasses any mere weapon
a weapon to destroy entire kingdoms
a weapon to slay even the most benevolent of gods
and once the blood has been spilt and the bones have been cracked a nice piece of furniture to sit and contemplate about what to do next
ΠΠΎΠ²Π΅ΡΡΠΊΠ° Π² 93 ΠΠΠΡ
Cardboard tank can't be defeated by any weapon (you must use cardboard missiles)
cardboard atgm
cardboard folding chair
wasnt one of the Transformers Decepticons a fucking boombox?
ΠΡΠ΄Π΅ ΠΊiΠ±ΠΎΡΠ³ΠΎΠΌ
Blasting brainrot asmr
you simply cannot outcompete a folding chair
has small contact points which allow for precise strikes to swiftly defeat any foe armoured or not
has intense blunt weapon capabilities
and for range just throw it like a frisbee
I think I got to the point where I am speaking Sudzhyk @river zealot
Why did I ping aussie I needed @river zealot

Legit a fucking wwe fighter dude
im still curious as to why frota has me blocked
though my curiosity is at a very minute level of giving-a-fuck-about
all he does is go on about homeless people and post catgifs
He doesnt like swear words

i called it
You literally got cunt stamped on your forehead 
don't lose sleep over it. Gotta trim down the cat spam somehow
Losing my sanity over here. Its too quiet and i can only doomplay balatro for so many hours
2nd calling
@tidal trellis just thought about it, please tell me the helpers aren't working tickets on xmas

he has me blocked as well but i realised he is mentally challenged so its understandable
Tickets are moderator thing, no?
You have everyone blocked atp dude 
crazy im retarded too
You can only handle "the joke is ghey" so much before it gets old lmao
#π¨base-gamma-support and #1026866080347603065 isn't closed so...(Plus I don't even celebrate it so
)
I meant help requests, not mod tickets lol
That yes
its not a job , they can ignore them if they want any day not just on christmas
Why does frota beef with so many people 
back to the mines then

Everyday is jolly with !flop
see im retarded fr
Y'all got KPIs for helper requests and mod tickets?
Well yeah. I was just randomly thinking about people really sitting on install help on xmas day. go spend time with family or something 
There is a special hell somewhere when a server adds discord and servicenow integration
everyone knows doing moderation work is equal to 6.487 workers doing manual labour in 1799
Suicide attempt
Man's gotta bring up servicenow
imagine people logging P1 tickets and it's just spam of flop bullying
Mods truly are the most oppressed peoples 
Were we the 1984 all this time
are we the baddies?
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MAN 
I lied, i updated gamma to have 506 mods
havent updated since
Oh crumbs I gotta get out of bed
Watcha eatin
nothing
P1 ticket, 20+ flop memes in attachments, copypasta in the descriptions
?
Fym ??? Retard
Hell, im bored enough. Lets see what extra dumb tickets i can find
Get it out of bed flop
Last breadwinner was some dumbass in HR going on a rant about a floor being stained
Merry crimbas catboyo
What did you good boys and girls wish for Christmas this year 
Create your own tickets, download an EICAR and spend some time playing with that
stop acting like your country is still colonized by the british smh
"oh crumbs" buddy i dont think the british guy that got appointed to control your country was fucking Wallace Gromit McFadden
(wallaces full name from wallace and gromit btw)
Thankfully, we only get a few alerts for those and know who/why. 
...what?
merry fartmas
Funnest i could find was "headphone broke" > closing notes "Inspected headphones. Device had paper note stuck to laptop, preventing device from seating properly. Reseated cable. Issue resolved. Advised user to avoid obstructions when using laptop"
God making "I told numbnuts to plug it in properly" sound professional is an art
support would get substantial improvement on their mental health had they been allowed to add "you fucking retard" to any ticket at their discretion
Caring for mental health is only approved in the form of sanitized email invites to Q&A meetings. That only occur outside your work hours. And you won't be approved to go to during your shift.
Also you get a $10 doordash card as thanks
is that USD or a different currency
how wonderful
Every time around this year we get lovely slop "We care!" Emails from the HR drones
about as effective as those "reddit cares" shit
Oh there it is
how problematic would it be to send back a picture like this with a nice font saying "you don't!"?
How its going bz
shitton of work still, my neck hurts in a place where it never hurt before
if its AUD it would literally be worthless
the cheapest item i could find on doordash was a dominoes 8 piece chicken nugget box which was 12.50$
funny shit too cause some big muscly black guy came out of a tiny ass dominoes car and dropped off a box about the size of your palm 
We partnered with some mental illness alliance group 
New year soon at least
I really hope whoever deputy decided to make this work week a six day will have a life-altering six hour-long diarrhea during his celebration of new year
"If someone has been feeling low for more than 2 weeks, tell their manager or HR"
gotta pay for the fuel of your tanks stuck in a bog near Mariupol or whatever
just a cog in the machine busy
Eh. Minor consequences depending on how froggy they feel
then I would absolutely do it
i would ask HR for a raise (25$ doordash giftcard per work month)
I already fucked up 2025
2026 will be my year
no fuck that if I mess up 2025 I'm killing myself
do a flip
no more "__ will be my year!" if I fumble next year I'm covering myself in rubbing alcohol, setting myself on fire, and running into a waffle house naked
hopefully the police will do the rest
Make sure its on video
Not worth the hassle. Whole reason they're pushing it is covid nuked mental health for a ton of people, and they're worried about retaining cleared people
Man Imagine the shit that we would see on the news if they started selling alcohol at waffle house
@river zealot hi fartyom 
Hey weselina 
Literally "Hey, its worth way too much money because our clearance peeps keep offing themselves. How do we keep them around?"

Best art piece in my school
20$ arbys giftcard
I'm spiteful petty motherfucker like that
free crack
I am too, but gotta pick your battles
to be honest the job crisis could be solved if employers started handing out drugs
thats a real good soyjack

"Hey, anyone know where all that copper wire went? Oh joe sold it for more Energy rocks(tm)"
β’
hey artjom, its going alright. I got a white monster
"rare sasquatch audio (not clickbait)"
gotta go figure out gym memberships later today prolly
Does it taste good

I got one here as well 

but blonde
please , light yourself on fire with the christmas candles
woa
@stone blade @placid sail @river zealot @inland jackal
real honestly
i know a romanian hand when i see one
anyways how are you artjom


Legit woke up 30 minutes ago
I go buy monster

@river zealot
ΡΠΈΡΠΌΠΈΡ
What


my place gave me the equivalent of a 50 euro giftcard for amazon, i'll take that honestly, thought they'd give 15 at max
it is Crimmas Wednesday my dudes
bz
can ushare ur chocolate orange with me
you wanna know what zeus said to narcissus?
you'd betta watch yourself
Hi Frotter 
wow u live in sdalger
Dont forget the metal chimeras
real
Bandits(the gypsies)
exactly
@narrow lotus
I know the street iedy I'm coming
Literally ctrl+v , this is how you build eastern europe
Merry crimbas forgotten brainfarter
This time of year is hard on me so I isolate. But thanks for the cheers
When you realize that santa was the first psyop you ever fell for
Romania?
Go wider
Your mom?
Wider
Damn that's pretty wide
Theres more
Go on
Balkan
do it in the writing i did before i would be pretty fire ngl
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My dudes, it is with utmost jubilance that I inform you christmas has fallen on a wednesday. Merry christmas
we actually had it
highly autistic khaytil made exactly that, but in the form of a google sheets spreadsheet
Its still pinned I think
Hey youyou
baaaaaaaaaased
Merry crimas brainfart
i forgot australia has its own arizona
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share the contents of ur stocking with me?
@naive bison
oil
salt
pepper
?
you will be seasoned
Wake up @placid sail the cat is here again
he looks dusty
do this
wake up @river zealot

i wonder what's the biological mechanism behind it
@tidal trellis
At least how google describes this event
gotta think about why does this even exist what possible situation did our ancestors encounter where such a thing would be needed
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Znali su sta rade 
@steel bone
What the fuck 
ikr
hiii 

this is clearly copyright infringement copying marvel studios squirrel girl from the hit game marvel rivals
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Hey disowned
Can you hold @tidal trellis for me

Thats why
can i have that twink
You can have the twink
hi twink @tidal trellis
Be gentle with the twink, he is fragile

No fucking way
Gon send him to the 12 ΠΡ. ΠΠΠ£ for "special care" 
offering twinks and cookies to santa as the yearly sacrifice
(They gon feed and pump him till he de-twinkifies)
NOOOO
We gon make him a soldier
how do you think santa gets his elves
mmm, child soldiers 
I meam, they have an international battalion now
It will be really easy

Its even funnier since you look like the blonde hair girl
@river zealot Why does Tqrtak slap so hard
Its one of those songs/artists you really like but you can let the homies catch you listening to it
I'm not short! 
But that looks cute tho
Whats your height
this guy's 5'1 chat
u need to become 5'12 
Go to the fucking gym
God gave you good height
Go get some muscle and get a gf
bf*
continues to help on the gamma*
Brother I'm good!
I'm not going to no stinking gym
Whatever floats his boat, man
I'm straight!!
no one thinks that 
Well they're wrong 
where was a reason for it 
Cuz people are jealous of me and like 2 slander me
why are they jealous?

pavel durov pov:
no one see you*
(hes actually chinese)
What
nobody's seen what you look like i mean
thats the reason why no one's jealous of you 
it's okay to be jealous of me, I know you are too 
Re-ported 
Youre an interesting fella
nah I won't be jealous of an avatar
You have low self esteem yet you think someone is jealous of you
@tidal trellis hi cutie
P!who
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its facinating studying of the mind of a middle easterner when they arent throwing rocks at you huh 
found gif abt this situation
terrorism is good
We live in a dystopia but instead of cool tech and neon lights its this

ok cuck
Mods get him

go watch ads your e-plate
ok he can say that, but i cant post terrorist memes
nah bro pirate neko ark is wild 
not mutually exclusive
In game
I am johnathan aluminum appendage
true i was talking about cs 2
holy fucking shit, her voice is annoying
gta 5 rp ofc
Hey quinn
How was your crimmas
I am visiting my family, so far its alright thanks for asking
first time ive heard her break character
p!who
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ok when she was screaming that was kina hot

Have fun brotha
he was breathing the same air as the cartel members 
its like the cute aggression thing buts its only aggression when you hear her voice
reminded me of this
This is how @grizzled meadow warns people
dis u?
Welcome back osaka
nah thats wild 
Actual alt account
damn i never noticed osaka was a certified fed
Glows in the dark too
Last glowie got bullied out
women being casually racist
You guys think a bleeped n word is allowed?
Try it
cute car
tf2 based
is his music so bad becuase he was forced to eat cement when he was 5
Yipee
Manager just hit me with the "oh hey bro, you work tonight? Uh, so i don't have anyone to cover the late shift, so you bout to work 10hr no breaks unless someone covers."
Merry christmas to me 
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Just walk out the door and leave
Then day after say "I wished for Santa to cover my shift and it worked"

I named my rat plushie
i wish. Shit gets old
His name is Ghoritch
thats called overtime so you should get paid
@placid sail
should have sent that "no you don't"!
Thats the secret boss, im on guaranteed OT every 2 weeks 
i know what a folding chair is, dumbass
its just such a weird fucking gift
I get a 48hr week every other week, but its my schedule, so "free" 8hr OT guaranteed
phone died mid walk and i was left alone with my thoughts
might kill myself next time
it's a funny thing I've noticed in people's remarks and even in the advertisements of different companies about new year's eve
instead of something like "yippie jolly" it's "FUCKING HELL WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT SOON HOLD THE LINE PEOPLE" everywhere
It'll be a quiet shift, but shit is just annoying as fuck. I'll just cope and say its karma for 99% of shifts being laid back, wfh, etc

All because numbnuts supreme hasn't heard of redundancy staffing
its not?
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(Realistically its not their fault, but numbnuts primarch above them telling them no. But still)
Perhaps i'll get jolly after my shift and have some spiked eggnog 
I can't bitch too much. Literally doomscrolled and played balatro for 12hr
You get to experience humanity. Cherish it while you can
I really wanted to just reply "Well thats not very holly jolly of you" 
the morale is low
and we're only halfway
he just wished you a merry christmas man
Oh i plan to be, minus deliverables. Definately going to badge into the office early and head straight home tho
They're crazy if they think im gonna work a solo night shift in the office on christmas
they lazily hope you're crazy for that
https://play.spotify.com/track/6QpMtzIDHfIPaG768MlSGR?si=c24cvblARSqUSPoVjU8spw
@narrow lotus @river zealot
he's basiccly grinch at this point
fuck him
i immediatly know it was old as soon as i turned it on
Tasty
I buy hotdog
bro
@stone blade @narrow lotus @river zealot my professor didn't upload the subjects to make reports on for the midterms
i caught her in a hallway
asked her about it
she said i will email you them
i get the email
the questions are clearly AI generated

Ita christmas mate fuck the reports
lil bro for me it's 25th of december
end of the fucking semester
not fucking christmas
there's no christ in these uni halls
Nobody cares
@heady crow
Nobody works or cares on 25th
You think ur teacher gives 3 fucks about Xalrider from whatever class hihihehea
she doesnt want u for ur autism, she just wants u for ur crayons π
real shit
look how much onion she put on the hotdog
only a lil bit
Oh my godddddd
@narrow lotus
da
spoken like a true marine <3
I swear to God
@river zealot
Mariah Carey is one of the richest musicians of all time because of that christmas album
MAKE MY WISH COME TαΰΈ’πππππ
that's his heart from all the roids as well
no sex for me
bro im searching shit for uni about a belgian data base and i get "Iran Nuclear Programm" and league of legends wiki posts about lore of Nautilus
how abscure is this hit
naut 
do you guys have some merry Christmas duty propaganda ?
go make some
Wtf are you actually looking for
But it was just a cable vibrating and hitting the floor
holy shit i love KISS


Wha?
I mean is fax so, but! I wont shut up 
Bro go fuck yourself. No shit you're looking for belgian dbs, how'd you get league of legends and nuke programs involved

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NOT AGAIN, WHY?!
@river zealot i swear the MT-LBU just looks silly
what's the original comic
Use - and "" in your search to cut out unneeded keywords or specific words you want
use my balls if you wanna taste something salty

how about that huh
my christmas wish is to have @tidal trellis on a sukumisu swimsuit
stop being freaky
you freak

A wha swimsuit?
I'm looking that up, hecc is that..
Kyle Reese lookin ass
i did tho
a
@potent hamlet your most feminine fit
AAAAAAAA Osaka why do you want to see me wearing that?! π΅βπ«
i actually did dress like a girl
look up you league player
what are you doing your new years resolution?
you would look cute
hey i dress okay
i have 3 suits that are just plain black hoodie and black sweatpants
and i wear those
and change them when they stink
that's my uni fit when it's cold out
which is like 80% of the year
But that's for women to wear?! π΅βπ« I'm not one!
cope
hoodie and sweat pants for cold weather?
clothes have no gender :3
real and true
π΅βπ«
yeah? i wear a second pair of thin pants, idk how you call it, but they're to stay warmer in winter to not freeze your balls off
and also i have a very thick winter jacket
and also a balaclava and a beanie
im warm
believe
nah i was just wondering how cold are we talking
sometimes it gets to -30
jerma would never say this 
what
Flop dressing like this and then complaining he's cold
that's true you're essentially trying to have flop beaten possibly to death
i mean doesent he get cold at 22c
Ip Man headass
nah I don't wear that shit
nice fit

mtlb is 60 years today
yep cool cops just arrested my mum and her friend
me for those days that i feel socially anxious
mt-lb my beloved
i was genuinely scared of my barber to ruin my undercut, but he did it fine
damn he used all his fucking money
somehow always liked seeing them at my old brigade
you will go bald when i get my hands on you 
wha- NO! I'm not a woman!
I don't need to cover up 
Stay away dude not worth it
i wanna go camping and the next year im gonna be more girly a
damn, you got an undercut?
you're my boywife now
you have to wear a burqa
daily life
homeless fit
going campy
dressing more girly
are you just wrong on purpose?

yeah its a sick look especially if you got long hair
you cant do this to him man
what's an undercut
the hell is going on in brainfart
btw if you're a man and don't just google "man haircut" and show a pic to the barber
or just say "buzzcut please"
you're doing it wrong
a what now? π΅βπ«
harasaki woke up
who tf goes to a barber for a buzzcut
notify me later on all the details of osaka's advances on her pakistani boywife, I can't read it right now
my boywife
people who don't own clippers
good thing im not a man
but i did show my barber how long i wanted it cut in X and Y
good thing it wasn't addressed to you, you narcissist 
always everything gotta be about you
idk, i bought a pair cheaper than a barber visit and im set
he has the same avatar as me from pinterest 
who
wait
yes

mine says fbi tho
mine says FBI
yeah but what is that π΅βπ«
a boy that is too feminine so its a wife
ALL THIS SLANDER!
polish delight
I retreat!
Submissive boywife
that's literally me
I cant see any W in 100km radius Ted
We lost
Merry Christmas Ted, hope you doin well
newbie 
wdym nuh-uh! 
I ππΏ AM ππΏ AN ππΏ EDUCATED ππΏ BLACK ππΏ QUEEN ππΏ
NUH UHH!
this is so fucking confusing
ive heard him more than just talking
they're under your skin they're under your skin they're under your skin they're under your skin they're under your skin they're under your skin they're under your skin they're under your skin they're under your skin they're under your skin they're under your skin they're under your skin they're under your skin they're under your skin they're under your skin they're under your skin they're under your skin they're under your skin they're under your skin they're under your skin they're under your skin they're under your skin they're under your skin they're under your skin they're under your skin they're under your skin they're under your skin they're under your skin they're under your skin
i have no clue abt this dude
Good to hear man 

notice the white thing in the chest that says FBI
stalking*
that's me
i dont care how bad the voices get
yall have avatars?
im not seeking proffesinoal help
nuh-uh you! 
nuh uh
I nuh-uh you out of this reality
Linux coding be like:
do not
@tidal trellis
Doin good overall, chilling with the fam right now
flop
absolutely real
Don't worry, no women here

he say "nuh uh im straight" but what is this
shit
i've heard his Guh! in real life
well maybe flop
i cant post it here but i will dm it to you

that is slander!
HAZBIN HOTEL
actually i cant dm quinn 
now all know anithing about you 
Aw gawd youre so boywife femboy coded
he says nuh uh im straight and then posts this
Literally the most bisexual show in existance, you're not beating the twink allegations Flop
i'll swap your dogshit fucking black coffee with dissolved activated charcoal tablets and you'll be praising how fresh it is
its perfectly okay to watch!
Have a jolly christmas
CJ THE SAGITTARIUS - "perc city" out now: https://plummcorp.lnk.to/perccity
These videos are exclusively advertisements for plummcorp clothing - Randall Thymes
https://plummcorp.com
i wish menthol smokes were in europe
oh my god I've had a brilliant idea while I was working and I must write it down somewhere before I forget
this is getting saved
I didn't say it's not allowed
I'm saying you like men kissing
no one said it's not okay, they said it's a bisexual's favorite show, and it's your favorite show coincidentally, and you didn't deny the allegations
I've finally realize what flop reminds me so much of
you're done lil bro
yes continue
YOU SAW THAT CYLINDER TREAD ON REDDIT?
i have an idea
IT'S LITERALLY THE WHOLE I'M NOT TWINK FLOP DEAL
MAN, FORGET THIS
III am coming back once all of you are off the coffee 
whats gotten into y'all at this time!

Bro said he coming
brainfart peoples is something special
neet to find hte original one
@tidal trellis 
flop is just western bublya basiccly









