#πŸŽͺbruh-fart

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placid sail
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the future is now

inland jackal
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@steel bone peepostarechamp2

idle veldt
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9 minutes busy

glad carbon
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@steel bone

arctic pawn
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oh no bro

glad carbon
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😻

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robert my lad

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how are u

idle veldt
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Sleepy

arctic pawn
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same frfr

idle veldt
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Honk shoo

arctic pawn
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its 3:52 am here

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its krima

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and im sober

idle veldt
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In like, geeenland

arctic pawn
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no

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brazil

idle veldt
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It’s all the same country

arctic pawn
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i wish

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greenland sounds way better than here

idle veldt
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It’s cold bro

arctic pawn
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here i have 40 degree celsium heat

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id choose winter

placid sail
idle veldt
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Oh yeah it’s the FUCKING SUMMER

arctic pawn
idle veldt
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Y’all crazy down there

arctic pawn
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fr

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i dont like it

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makes me feel angry and sad at the same time

idle veldt
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December is the cold month with snow

arctic pawn
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nobody should live in such hot place

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heat changes people

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im telling u

idle veldt
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December is the month on calendar with the snowflakes

arctic pawn
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where i live doesnt snow

idle veldt
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Climate change

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Smh

arctic pawn
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someday i want to travel to a snowy urban place

idle veldt
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Visit me in Denver

arctic pawn
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i never really traveled anywhere besides paraguay

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their shit is too chap, at least were

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cheap*

idle veldt
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I have negative opinions of Paraguay

arctic pawn
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yeah nobody really gives a shit about paraguay

placid sail
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reporting from the snowy urban place

arctic pawn
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nice

placid sail
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I miss the sun pepew

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a lot

arctic pawn
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lmao

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i miss cold days

glad carbon
arctic pawn
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today is rainy and cold

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missed* is the word

arctic pawn
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i love this emoji

low atlas
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he's showering ferrets again

placid sail
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leave me ferret in peace you car offender

idle veldt
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Merry Christmas frota

hazy finch
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christmas day weather in australia

arctic pawn
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meri krima

arctic pawn
glad carbon
arctic pawn
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we stealed the winter

arctic pawn
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cold i mean 21 CΒΊ

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ΒΊC*

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normal days are 35, 40

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fuck the little ball at the end was right

hazy finch
arctic pawn
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nice

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cardio done

hazy finch
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i got a solar powered phone charger

low atlas
arctic pawn
hazy finch
deep topaz
hazy finch
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i got a 1.5 KM range pair of walkie talkies some electronics like lights and such overall alot of stuff i can use for camping trips which is nice

arctic pawn
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i was thinking about you running with your phone attached to a cape made of solar panels

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that was silly

hazy finch
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i also got a Xshot nerf sniper which packs a big punch though ive had to hide it for now because my annoying ass brother keeps trying to shoot me in the face with it

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some tools as well

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and a swiss army knife

arctic pawn
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buy a 2nd sniper

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and see who's better at shooting

signal cobalt
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"yall got anymore of them pixels" lookin ass image

arctic pawn
narrow lotus
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aight time to check reddit

deep topaz
coarse bear
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Dad is back from the milk run

prime zenith
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thought only monster

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bro has whole mcdonalds, jack daniels

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20 nuggies

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🫑

low atlas
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maxed out all his calories in an hour

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and his caffeine intake

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and his b12

river zealot
dreamy flaxBOT
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:flag_lt: PurnuΕ‘kΔ—s, 15130 Vilnius District Municipality, Lithuania

:clock10: 25 December 2024, 10:39 (10:39 AM)
🌍 UTC +2.0
β˜€οΈ Day

☁️ Scattered clouds
🌁 78% humidity
πŸƒ SW 227Β° | 3.02 m/s wind
🌑️ -0.15°C (Feels like -3.15°C)
31.73Β°F (Feels like 26.33Β°F)

quaint ore
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Damn

narrow lotus
# river zealot They say anything?

ye i found it , 60 minutes ago they said a missile travelled through romania for 2 minutes, it went towards Cernauti ( idk in Ukrainian )

quaint ore
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Stayed the same overnight but I had to blast the furnace till 27 celsius indoors

narrow lotus
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they said the NATO advanced air system didnt catch the missile

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which is prob bullshit

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they prob saw it will go through and didnt do anything

river zealot
quaint ore
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Knowing state of romanian armed forces that probably happened

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I know a dude who served there as a Lieutenant

The shit he told me was absurd

narrow lotus
quaint ore
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"Oh yeah we had a dude carry the ENTIRE SPG-9 RECOILESS RIFLE SYSTEM WITH AMMO UP A MOUNTAIN"

pastel quartz
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Feels so nice to chill now that I finally got my room clean

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So cozy

quaint ore
hazy finch
# narrow lotus <:huh:1094003780472803509>

Iedius the 2nd (Iedy [ I-ee-di-ous]) upon hearing this almost proposterous information inquires the grand oracle of his lands redditus knowledgius however something felt different within iedius a sudden feeling of impending doom washed over him unknowledgable of the source of this feeling iedius freezes in place almost too scared to make a sound that is until he looks outside of his window. A trail of smoke fire and flame at the tip of the spear was a grand explosive of spectacular proportions heading directly towards his window. His final words? "KURWA"

river zealot
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A fucking folding chair?

quaint ore
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I would appreciate a chair as a gift ngl

pastel quartz
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Folding chairs are cool

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Especially a really good one

hazy finch
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folding chair is the ultimate cqc weapon

pastel quartz
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Like, I'm not even sure I have one

quaint ore
pastel quartz
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Somehow

river zealot
quaint ore
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HUMAN SLINGSHOT

river zealot
narrow sorrel
quaint ore
narrow sorrel
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(They didnt bring the cardboard tank back for mgs5)

river zealot
hazy finch
# hazy finch folding chair is the ultimate cqc weapon

a true weapon of the mightiest of kings
a weapon that surpasses any mere weapon
a weapon to destroy entire kingdoms
a weapon to slay even the most benevolent of gods
and once the blood has been spilt and the bones have been cracked a nice piece of furniture to sit and contemplate about what to do next

quaint ore
sinful rune
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Cardboard tank can't be defeated by any weapon (you must use cardboard missiles)

narrow sorrel
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cardboard atgm

narrow sorrel
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wasnt one of the Transformers Decepticons a fucking boombox?

quaint ore
sinful rune
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Blasting brainrot asmr

hazy finch
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you simply cannot outcompete a folding chair
has small contact points which allow for precise strikes to swiftly defeat any foe armoured or not
has intense blunt weapon capabilities
and for range just throw it like a frisbee

quaint ore
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I think I got to the point where I am speaking Sudzhyk @river zealot

quaint ore
inland jackal
river zealot
hazy finch
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im still curious as to why frota has me blocked
though my curiosity is at a very minute level of giving-a-fuck-about
all he does is go on about homeless people and post catgifs

stoic girder
inland jackal
hazy finch
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i called it

inland jackal
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You literally got cunt stamped on your forehead kekw

minor cypress
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Losing my sanity over here. Its too quiet and i can only doomplay balatro for so many hours

stoic girder
hazy finch
inland jackal
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I got frota blocked, i dont like the way he behaves ngl

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Makes chat cleaner

minor cypress
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@tidal trellis just thought about it, please tell me the helpers aren't working tickets on xmas

narrow lotus
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he has me blocked as well but i realised he is mentally challenged so its understandable

inland jackal
pastel quartz
minor cypress
tidal trellis
minor cypress
inland jackal
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That yes

narrow lotus
pastel quartz
tidal trellis
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WHA

inland jackal
hazy finch
inland jackal
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Everyday is jolly with !flop

hazy finch
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see im retarded fr

lusty sonnet
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Y'all got KPIs for helper requests and mod tickets?

minor cypress
minor cypress
hazy finch
lusty sonnet
pastel quartz
river zealot
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Were we the 1984 all this time

pastel quartz
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are we the baddies?

split canyonBOT
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tidal trellis
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MAN madge

inland jackal
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I lied, i updated gamma to have 506 mods jokerge havent updated since

tidal trellis
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Oh crumbs I gotta get out of bed

pastel quartz
tidal trellis
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nothing

minor cypress
tidal trellis
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?

pastel quartz
minor cypress
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Hell, im bored enough. Lets see what extra dumb tickets i can find

runic kernel
pastel quartz
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Are the crumbs formulating out of thin air?

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Or

inland jackal
minor cypress
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Last breadwinner was some dumbass in HR going on a rant about a floor being stained

river zealot
pastel quartz
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What did you good boys and girls wish for Christmas this year prayge

river zealot
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An ak74

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Didnt happen

lusty sonnet
tidal trellis
hazy finch
tidal trellis
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What

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I didn't get it from there! madge I got it from elsewhere!

hazy finch
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"oh crumbs" buddy i dont think the british guy that got appointed to control your country was fucking Wallace Gromit McFadden

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(wallaces full name from wallace and gromit btw)

minor cypress
prime zenith
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merry fartmas

minor cypress
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Funnest i could find was "headphone broke" > closing notes "Inspected headphones. Device had paper note stuck to laptop, preventing device from seating properly. Reseated cable. Issue resolved. Advised user to avoid obstructions when using laptop"

river zealot
minor cypress
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God making "I told numbnuts to plug it in properly" sound professional is an art

placid sail
minor cypress
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Also you get a $10 doordash card as thanks

hazy finch
placid sail
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how wonderful

minor cypress
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Every time around this year we get lovely slop "We care!" Emails from the HR drones

hazy finch
minor cypress
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Oh there it is

placid sail
placid sail
hazy finch
# hazy finch is that USD or a different currency

if its AUD it would literally be worthless
the cheapest item i could find on doordash was a dominoes 8 piece chicken nugget box which was 12.50$
funny shit too cause some big muscly black guy came out of a tiny ass dominoes car and dropped off a box about the size of your palm KekSkew

minor cypress
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We partnered with some mental illness alliance group omegakekw

placid sail
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I really hope whoever deputy decided to make this work week a six day will have a life-altering six hour-long diarrhea during his celebration of new year

minor cypress
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"If someone has been feeling low for more than 2 weeks, tell their manager or HR"

narrow lotus
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just a cog in the machine busy

minor cypress
placid sail
river zealot
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I wanna go get a protein bar

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But i feel like it will fuck up my leg

hazy finch
river zealot
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2026 will be my year

pastel quartz
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no fuck that if I mess up 2025 I'm killing myself

placid sail
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do a flip

pastel quartz
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no more "__ will be my year!" if I fumble next year I'm covering myself in rubbing alcohol, setting myself on fire, and running into a waffle house naked

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hopefully the police will do the rest

minor cypress
river zealot
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I will show it to my friends and say

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Hey i knew that guy

pastel quartz
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Man Imagine the shit that we would see on the news if they started selling alcohol at waffle house

inland jackal
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@river zealot hi fartyom jokergehalt

minor cypress
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Literally "Hey, its worth way too much money because our clearance peeps keep offing themselves. How do we keep them around?"

inland jackal
inland jackal
placid sail
minor cypress
pastel quartz
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to be honest the job crisis could be solved if employers started handing out drugs

heady crow
pastel quartz
inland jackal
minor cypress
river zealot
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How its going

heady crow
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hey artjom, its going alright. I got a white monster

hazy finch
heady crow
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gotta go figure out gym memberships later today prolly

inland jackal
heady crow
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why dont you come here and test it out for yourself?

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weirdo

inland jackal
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I got one here as well tomfoolery

heady crow
inland jackal
river zealot
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Except blonde hair i think

narrow lotus
river zealot
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Literally the white monster

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John white monster

narrow lotus
# steel bone

please , light yourself on fire with the christmas candles

prime zenith
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woa

narrow lotus
heady crow
narrow lotus
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i know a romanian hand when i see one

heady crow
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anyways how are you artjom

inland jackal
river zealot
stone blade
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I go buy monster

inland jackal
river zealot
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Probably gonna go play isaac with friend

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And then idk

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Procrastinate

inland jackal
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@river zealot

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шишмиш

river zealot
inland jackal
river zealot
lusty sonnet
placid sail
hazy finch
glad carbon
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bz

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can ushare ur chocolate orange with me

placid sail
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you'd betta watch yourself

wooden surge
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Hi Frotter PU_peepoHappyWave

stone blade
prime zenith
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wow u live in sdalger

stone blade
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Da

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who needs sstalker 2
i look outside my window i see blind dogs and bandits

inland jackal
stone blade
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real

river zealot
stone blade
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exactly

stone blade
narrow lotus
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I have one of those corners too

stone blade
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I know the street iedy I'm coming

narrow lotus
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Literally ctrl+v , this is how you build eastern europe

stone blade
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rainbolt will never find us

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we're safe

gusty willow
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Merry Christmas ya filthy animals

river zealot
gusty willow
gusty willow
heady crow
inland jackal
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Deadly inflation, dangerous stray dogs, homeless and gypsies

inland jackal
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Go wider

gusty willow
inland jackal
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Wider

gusty willow
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Damn that's pretty wide

heady crow
inland jackal
gusty willow
inland jackal
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Balkan

gusty willow
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Oh the former Soviet puppet states

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Gotcha

hazy finch
hazy finch
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.

sick merlin
placid sail
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highly autistic khaytil made exactly that, but in the form of a google sheets spreadsheet

river zealot
naive bison
fresh rose
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Merry crimas brainfart

naive bison
hazy finch
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i forgot australia has its own arizona

glad carbon
glad carbon
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@naive bison

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oil

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salt

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pepper

naive bison
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?

glad carbon
river zealot
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Wake up @placid sail the cat is here again

river zealot
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Nah

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He shleeps

glad carbon
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wake up @river zealot

river zealot
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Mimimi

steel bone
river zealot
steel bone
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Cuteness aggression intensifies

naive bison
river zealot
steel bone
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At least how google describes this event

inland jackal
hazy finch
split canyonBOT
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fresh rose
inland jackal
steel bone
inland jackal
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kekl ikr

glad carbon
steel bone
hazy finch
# inland jackal

this is clearly copyright infringement copying marvel studios squirrel girl from the hit game marvel rivals

glad carbon
river zealot
steel bone
river zealot
river zealot
steel bone
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No

river zealot
steel bone
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Why you even have that one

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Looks cute tho

river zealot
steel bone
pale ingot
river zealot
pale ingot
river zealot
pale ingot
steel bone
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Are you up to something?

hazy finch
steel bone
inland jackal
quaint ore
pale ingot
quaint ore
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(They gon feed and pump him till he de-twinkifies)

river zealot
pale ingot
robust summit
quaint ore
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It will be really easy

river zealot
river zealot
# heady crow

Its even funnier since you look like the blonde hair girl

quaint ore
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@river zealot Why does Tqrtak slap so hard

river zealot
tidal trellis
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But that looks cute tho

river zealot
tidal trellis
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Like uhh

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5'11

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I fink

pale ingot
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this guy's 5'1 chat

river zealot
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So youre

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180

pine depot
river zealot
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And

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Man what

river zealot
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God gave you good height

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Go get some muscle and get a gf

pale ingot
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bf*

pine depot
tidal trellis
river zealot
tidal trellis
pine depot
stoic girder
tidal trellis
stoic girder
pine depot
tidal trellis
pine depot
hazy finch
tidal trellis
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They just are, shrimple as

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I'm just too awesome

river zealot
stoic girder
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wtf are these ads

pine depot
pine depot
stoic girder
tidal trellis
stoic girder
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Asians are white havent you heard?

pine depot
tidal trellis
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Well duhhh, cause I don't like my appearance and certainty won't share it

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Duhh

stoic girder
pine depot
tidal trellis
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it's okay to be jealous of me, I know you are too kek1

steel bone
river zealot
pine depot
river zealot
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You have low self esteem yet you think someone is jealous of you

glad carbon
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@tidal trellis hi cutie

inland jackal
foggy mantleBOT
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hazy finch
stoic girder
tidal trellis
fallow trellis
shell venture
stoic girder
shell venture
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we live in cyberpunk

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and im johnny silverhand

pine depot
shell venture
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ok cuck

tidal trellis
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Mods get him

robust summit
shell venture
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go watch ads your e-plate

stoic girder
pine depot
shell venture
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not mutually exclusive

inland jackal
fallow trellis
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I am johnathan aluminum appendage

shell venture
stoic girder
fallow trellis
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holy fucking shit, her voice is annoying

pine depot
river zealot
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How was your crimmas

stoic girder
fallow trellis
stoic girder
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first time ive heard her break character

shell venture
#

p!who

foggy mantleBOT
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fallow trellis
river zealot
#

Have fun brotha

pine depot
fallow trellis
hazy finch
fallow trellis
lusty sonnet
eager igloo
fallow trellis
#

But merry christmas or happy holiday

pale ingot
dreamy flaxBOT
river zealot
#

Welcome back osaka

pine depot
lusty sonnet
#

Actual alt account

pine depot
pale ingot
pale ingot
river zealot
lusty sonnet
#

Last glowie got bullied out

stoic girder
river zealot
#

Kinda lame i missed that one

pale ingot
lusty sonnet
#

Was mostly ryry being himself

stoic girder
#

You guys think a bleeped n word is allowed?

lusty sonnet
#

Try it

placid sail
stoic girder
prisma venture
#

tf2 based

potent hamlet
#

a camping folding chair

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something like this

stoic girder
pale ingot
stoic girder
minor cypress
#

Yipee

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Manager just hit me with the "oh hey bro, you work tonight? Uh, so i don't have anyone to cover the late shift, so you bout to work 10hr no breaks unless someone covers."

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Merry christmas to me keksad

split canyonBOT
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fresh rose
#

Then day after say "I wished for Santa to cover my shift and it worked"

eager igloo
#

I named my rat plushie

minor cypress
#

kekl i wish. Shit gets old

eager igloo
#

His name is Ghoritch

tidal trellis
#

Excuuuuse me! madge I am busy!

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Do you mind!

stoic girder
placid sail
minor cypress
river zealot
river zealot
#

its just such a weird fucking gift

minor cypress
#

I get a 48hr week every other week, but its my schedule, so "free" 8hr OT guaranteed

river zealot
#

phone died mid walk and i was left alone with my thoughts

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might kill myself next time

placid sail
#

instead of something like "yippie jolly" it's "FUCKING HELL WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT SOON HOLD THE LINE PEOPLE" everywhere

minor cypress
#

It'll be a quiet shift, but shit is just annoying as fuck. I'll just cope and say its karma for 99% of shifts being laid back, wfh, etc

river zealot
minor cypress
#

All because numbnuts supreme hasn't heard of redundancy staffing

potent hamlet
river zealot
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p!bar

foggy mantleBOT
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minor cypress
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(Realistically its not their fault, but numbnuts primarch above them telling them no. But still)

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Perhaps i'll get jolly after my shift and have some spiked eggnog hmmge

river zealot
#

what the fuck do i even do now

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i am completely free today

minor cypress
minor cypress
#

I really wanted to just reply "Well thats not very holly jolly of you" kekw

river zealot
#

i just kinda want to

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not do anything

placid sail
#

and we're only halfway

river zealot
#

fuck you nikita

#

suck a fat dick

placid sail
#

he just wished you a merry christmas man

minor cypress
#

Oh i plan to be, minus deliverables. Definately going to badge into the office early and head straight home tho

river zealot
minor cypress
#

They're crazy if they think im gonna work a solo night shift in the office on christmas

placid sail
#

they lazily hope you're crazy for that

stone blade
river zealot
#

fuck him

eager igloo
river zealot
#

how was crimas

river zealot
eager igloo
river zealot
#

@stone blade

stone blade
#

I buy hotdog

naive bison
#

bro

river zealot
naive bison
#

@stone blade @narrow lotus @river zealot my professor didn't upload the subjects to make reports on for the midterms

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i caught her in a hallway

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asked her about it

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she said i will email you them

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i get the email

#

the questions are clearly AI generated

narrow lotus
naive bison
#

end of the fucking semester

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not fucking christmas

#

there's no christ in these uni halls

narrow lotus
#

Nobody cares

river zealot
narrow lotus
#

Nobody works or cares on 25th

#

You think ur teacher gives 3 fucks about Xalrider from whatever class hihihehea

pale ingot
stone blade
#

@pale ingot @winged phoenix @narrow lotus @river zealot

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ALO

pale ingot
#

real shit

stone blade
#

look how much onion she put on the hotdog

pale ingot
#

only a lil bit

stone blade
#

Yes

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cheddar , ketchup and onions

#

nice

#

for like 1.80 euro

#

we won

fresh rose
river zealot
stone blade
#

da

heady crow
lyric horizon
#

I swear to God

river zealot
lyric horizon
#

During a 5 hour car ride

#

THE MARIAH CAREY SONG PLAYED

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SEVEN

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FUCKING

#

TIMES

heady crow
river zealot
heady crow
river zealot
#

love me some kontakt

heady crow
naive bison
heady crow
lyric horizon
heady crow
shell venture
heady crow
#

oh the lat guy

#

zased post

naive bison
stone blade
#

!sex

#

damn

shell venture
#

p!endit

#

πŸ˜”

stone blade
#

no sex for me

heady crow
naive bison
#

bro im searching shit for uni about a belgian data base and i get "Iran Nuclear Programm" and league of legends wiki posts about lore of Nautilus

#

how abscure is this hit

heady crow
#

naut based

unborn geode
#

do you guys have some merry Christmas duty propaganda ?

shell venture
#

go make some

stone blade
#

my heart sank

#

I thought my subwoofer started sparking

minor cypress
stone blade
#

But it was just a cable vibrating and hitting the floor

fallow trellis
stone blade
naive bison
glad carbon
tidal trellis
#

Wha?

naive bison
tidal trellis
#

I mean is fax so, but! I wont shut up madge

minor cypress
split canyonBOT
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heady crow
tidal trellis
#

NOT AGAIN, WHY?!

heady crow
#

@river zealot i swear the MT-LBU just looks silly

naive bison
minor cypress
#

Use - and "" in your search to cut out unneeded keywords or specific words you want

fallow trellis
#

Good time to be alive

heady crow
potent hamlet
#

my christmas wish is to have @tidal trellis on a sukumisu swimsuit

naive bison
#

you freak

tidal trellis
#

A wha swimsuit?

naive bison
#

my christmas wish is you dress like a girl peepostarechamp2 @potent hamlet

#

how you like that huh

tidal trellis
#

I'm looking that up, hecc is that..

naive bison
#

Kyle Reese lookin ass

potent hamlet
tidal trellis
#

a

potent hamlet
heady crow
naive bison
#

@potent hamlet your most feminine fit

tidal trellis
#

AAAAAAAA Osaka why do you want to see me wearing that?! πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«

potent hamlet
#

i actually did dress like a girl

naive bison
potent hamlet
naive bison
naive bison
#

i have 3 suits that are just plain black hoodie and black sweatpants

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and i wear those

#

KekSkew and change them when they stink

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that's my uni fit when it's cold out

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which is like 80% of the year

tidal trellis
heady crow
potent hamlet
potent hamlet
heady crow
#

real and true

tidal trellis
#

πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«

naive bison
naive bison
#

and also i have a very thick winter jacket

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and also a balaclava and a beanie

#

im warm

#

believe

heady crow
naive bison
naive bison
tidal trellis
#

what

potent hamlet
#

Flop dressing like this and then complaining he's cold

naive bison
#

that's true you're essentially trying to have flop beaten possibly to death

heady crow
naive bison
tidal trellis
potent hamlet
#

a burka?

river zealot
pine depot
heady crow
river zealot
hazy finch
#

yep cool cops just arrested my mum and her friend

potent hamlet
#

me for those days that i feel socially anxious

river zealot
#

@stone blade i alt tab for 5 minutes bro

#

what the fuck did he do

heady crow
#

mt-lb my beloved

potent hamlet
# heady crow

i was genuinely scared of my barber to ruin my undercut, but he did it fine

river zealot
#

damn he used all his fucking money

heady crow
#

somehow always liked seeing them at my old brigade

naive bison
tidal trellis
potent hamlet
potent hamlet
#

you have to wear a burqa

potent hamlet
#

it looks cool ngl

naive bison
#

are you just wrong on purpose?

heady crow
river zealot
naive bison
#

what's an undercut

pine depot
naive bison
#

btw if you're a man and don't just google "man haircut" and show a pic to the barber

#

or just say "buzzcut please"

#

you're doing it wrong

tidal trellis
heady crow
heady crow
placid sail
potent hamlet
naive bison
potent hamlet
#

but i did show my barber how long i wanted it cut in X and Y

fallow trellis
naive bison
#

always everything gotta be about you

heady crow
pine depot
pine depot
naive bison
#

@potent hamlet you plagiarist

potent hamlet
heady crow
tidal trellis
pine depot
#

it means that

potent hamlet
robust cove
tidal trellis
#

ALL THIS SLANDER!

pine depot
#

ohno polish delight

tidal trellis
#

I retreat!

narrow lotus
#

Submissive boywife

naive bison
narrow lotus
#

I cant see any W in 100km radius Ted

narrow lotus
#

We lost

robust cove
#

Merry Christmas Ted, hope you doin well

tidal trellis
naive bison
#

I πŸ‘πŸΏ AM πŸ‘πŸΏ AN πŸ‘πŸΏ EDUCATED πŸ‘πŸΏ BLACK πŸ‘πŸΏ QUEEN πŸ‘πŸΏ

pine depot
river zealot
#

this is so fucking confusing

potent hamlet
#

ive heard him more than just talking

naive bison
# river zealot this is so fucking confusing

they're under your skin they're under your skin they're under your skin they're under your skin they're under your skin they're under your skin they're under your skin they're under your skin they're under your skin they're under your skin they're under your skin they're under your skin they're under your skin they're under your skin they're under your skin they're under your skin they're under your skin they're under your skin they're under your skin they're under your skin they're under your skin they're under your skin they're under your skin they're under your skin they're under your skin they're under your skin they're under your skin they're under your skin they're under your skin

pine depot
robust cove
#

Good to hear man PepeHappy

narrow lotus
potent hamlet
pine depot
potent hamlet
#

that's me

river zealot
heady crow
river zealot
#

im not seeking proffesinoal help

tidal trellis
pine depot
tidal trellis
#

I nuh-uh you out of this reality

potent hamlet
river zealot
#

please continue

heady crow
#

do not

pastel quartz
robust cove
#

Doin good overall, chilling with the fam right now

naive bison
#

I DONT CARE HOW LOUD THE VOICES GET

#

IM NOT TALKING TO WOMEN

#

πŸ—£οΈ πŸ“£ πŸ”₯

fallow trellis
heady crow
naive bison
robust cove
naive bison
pine depot
#

he say "nuh uh im straight" but what is thisthink

river zealot
potent hamlet
naive bison
#

well maybe flop

river zealot
#

i cant post it here but i will dm it to you

naive bison
#

vile dogshit

#

πŸ‘

pine depot
river zealot
#

actually i cant dm quinn ignored

pine depot
potent hamlet
#

Aw gawd youre so boywife femboy coded

river zealot
pine depot
#

thats the reason ohno

robust cove
heady crow
tidal trellis
#

but

#

SAME UNIVERSE

naive bison
#

i'll swap your dogshit fucking black coffee with dissolved activated charcoal tablets and you'll be praising how fresh it is

tidal trellis
naive bison
#

you disgust me

minor cypress
pine depot
naive bison
river zealot
heady crow
placid sail
#

oh my god I've had a brilliant idea while I was working and I must write it down somewhere before I forget

river zealot
#

this is getting saved

robust cove
naive bison
placid sail
#

I've finally realize what flop reminds me so much of

naive bison
#

you're done lil bro

river zealot
placid sail
#

YOU SAW THAT CYLINDER TREAD ON REDDIT?

pine depot
placid sail
#

IT'S LITERALLY THE WHOLE I'M NOT TWINK FLOP DEAL

river zealot
tidal trellis
#

MAN, FORGET THIS madge III am coming back once all of you are off the coffee madge

#

whats gotten into y'all at this time!

pine depot
placid sail
river zealot
pine depot
river zealot
pine depot
#

@tidal trellis kekpoint

river zealot