#πͺbruh-fart
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my last message was not a question
im a wizard and im benevolent

have u seen Gavin
no i have not seen your buddy gavin my good fellow
now enjoy being lasso'd across saint denis

im scratching his nuts rn
not everything
cheating on me?
thats crazy
π
@tidal trellis sorry flop
i had to help a homie out 
G*
Man's tryna sleep here!!!
mans tryna sleep with other men
bro been trying to sleep for 2 hours now
straight like a rainbow
What
I saw this on my way home, isn't it really fucking creepy?

Idk everytime I see stuff like that I imagine either a bomb or somebody got kidnapped

Or pure Mexican style, a body inside
With there Venezuelans around, wouldn't surprise me
In other news
I left my PC downloading Delta Force
But my PC went hibernation mode and left the downloading at 79% lmao
whats delta fart
@shell venture
on my vine anomaly home looking at mono tards
got the rarest achievements πͺ (they just got added)
Remember, playing a war game with middle east ambient, you can play it in Pashto, Arab, English, Russian or Turkish
I'm gonna throw all minimum for this game
I really doubt it'll run on anything but minimum
And 870p
How my cat thinks she looks like

A rare scent fr
Lmao
tf2 was the peak of hero shooters
wait would it be considered a hero shooter or class based shooter
class
ass-based shooter
p!yaris2
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no abilities or cooldowns tho
technically the spy's watch but 
Fawk off mate
Is this where the cool people hang out?
croakin my shit rn πΈ
yes
this is our merry shizo containemtn center
we have cat images
and uhhh
delusional weird charts
lmfaooo!
No

Depends on who you claim as cool
Well yeah this is the place where all cat memes go in the first place
@steel bone oil up

Join in my stead

bring ur own oil
@lost tartan post even sillier cats
I can't keep up chill
true

How big is your cat meme folder?
You have a lot of cat memes xD


good, for there is only one true deity
OrmagΓΆden
the great metal beast
satan is based
@lost tartan did #πpets-posting exist in your lore!
Supreme Grand Master Azrael, the Chapter master of the Dark Angels
too long we'll call you dave
pets posting is wrong
I dont have pets
Ye. Not much but right
satan likes bodily autonomy, compassion, empathy, and rebellion of unjust authority
very based
no
satan is the devil
OrmagΓΆden is cooler
the beast made of living metal
no
it just means the metal beast is cool
isnt satan the embodiment of all the evils that human mind can fathom
satan is fake and stupid
depends on literature
by ancient christian standards, yes
in a metaphysical sense
Shit goes hard
things like same sex marriage, and the free enjoyment of the world around us, things like that
Im watching the second episode
stop reading the stupid ass fanfic, Satan is evil and stupid
Are you a Freedomer?
satanism isn't about the belief of the being lucifer or hell, it's a metaphor
Ayo I had a manic episode and tried deleting all socials which Is why I sent this, luckily discord has an account recovery feature though so I'm back now, for better or for worse lol
question authority, love one another, and enjoy life
thats the satanic bible satanism yes
and most importantly, ground your beliefs in science
the modern version
HELL YEAH
if you judge by ancient standards, then christianity is vile, you know, because of the crusades
science is also a belief system yes
the crusadas were good
Got fuckin crushed lmaoooo
atleast the first few
if you judge chistianity by ancient standards of its time it was pretty ok
they were a sick perversion of christ's teachings to force others under their will
no good christian could possibly justify the slaugher of non believers
people forget that muslims were doing that shit too
same case
it was reactionary
Christians we're being persecuted like a mf, they were asking for those crusades. It was the biggest rally/movement to ever happen.
murder justified by god is not justified by god, it's just murder
no good christian does, but the first crudas were about reclaiming lost land, not mindless slaughter
yeah and reclaiming the Sudetenland wasn't about land grabbing either
Murder or not, those Catholics were cookin
if you want the modern version then go look at modern protestants, theyre even more pro everything than satanists
anyway
Did I miss anything funny that happened in the past 4 days?
KITTIES
also
new tf2 comic
I missed kitties?
what the fuck, really?
Like official?
alls I'm saying is satan is an idea beholden to the beliefs of human beings, and as it currently stands, he's not the embodiment of evil, he's the embodiment of free will
the final one
Holy crap
and that's all i have to say about that
if thats what you wanna think shizo
None of this shit is real, who cares
Ormagoden is
or was
until his great sacrifice
I'm glad I decided to undelete my discord account, I was being silly
you're incapable of having an intellectual discussion without insulting people, cringe
I would have missed you Finland
Tonight i was playing mgsv tipsy while listening to Japanese jazz fusion and realized how much better I would feel if I got to look at the silly memes in brainfart
Nah you were living a better life without brainfart
- sir this is #πͺbruh-fart
- its 4 am and I havent slept
- I resorted to an insult in the end yes, so what this isnt some "highly educated very profesunal discussion we have"
Me no like real life, silly phone people much more enjoyable to be around
(:
Dude sounds a monolithian talking about the alpha crystal fr
this isn't a scholarly debate dumbass, it's a discussion. If you want to be a dick because you disagree, you shouldn't engage.
Everything reminds me of her
i will tho
Ohhhh, you wanna join monolith, ohhhh
You donβt actually think the crusades were good right
I know, I said i will anyway
the first few yes
as they were about reclaiming land
anything else is iffy
do u have any i should try
at best
Wow, thatβs some real dogshit
Lost Alpha
I'm not sure that's possible... 
Love between breezy8008135 and nathanbigbob is at 89%
ok

Vero
anything good though?
kek
Misery #1 all time
Try gunslinger
Or sgm
what the fuck is this video
lore accurate zone
dame monolith make sence now
monolith always made sense
idk i might be thinking of oblivion lost
their greater good perhaps
for he is the truth and the light
sΓ©ance*
Good choice
I should try that too
olr 3 is bad apparently
I wanna smoke the Alpha Crystal like it's crack tbh
This is the fission reaction required to produce good ideas
Hardcore and interesting
litelarry me when talking to that satanist
exept im more sexy
here a pic of me
Idk who blud thought he was gonna convert
nah
π»
rogal dorn!!!111!!!1111!!!1!
*basially all primarchs
the Lion also takes a crown
also Peter turbo
rogal dorn is special
"accidentally"
gordon freeman
isnt that man some like, particle physics scientist
no way hes not alteast slightly autistic
Gordon freeman spend 2 games hopped up on stimulants that the suit was giving him if he wasnt autistic he is now
never talks
dukes of hazmat funny
goes to work
doesnt talk to coworkers
does job
goes home
peak
actually me
its more like his old cowoker who is alyxs dad is his wingman
@green schooner
How it feels to be a clear sky truther
marine actives
right ear bible, left ear mozart, accelerated learning experience, chinese bible meme
#meme #memes #funny #new #viral #trending
Video Source : https://youtube.com/shorts/aUDYWYqtAR4?si=5kmI0g9lcVMgN9wT
right ear the bible, left ear the mozart, accelerated learning experience, right eye military strategy, left eye, visualisation of Pi being i...
what is charles leclerc yapping about
i am the weird uncle whachu mean
what's the minimum distance you have to be away from a school?
idk whats the optimal range of an AR? 

mf making school shooting threats
wtf
It a goof haha
not me shooting you are sick
Schrodinger's terrorist

madcunt ay
@mossy void
true
feds still havent caught me
leave him aloooone
I'm not a satanist btw, I'm an athiest.
atheist or agnostic?
"not real" or "not enough evidence"
a little of both
to claim god is not real without the evidence to do so is equally as disengenuous as claiming it is
I'm more of the belief that, based on logic, the creator of the universe did little more than set things in motion, and the universe effectively runs itself, governed by a set of rules
all the rest of the stuff that humans have come up with, about the thoughts and beliefs and likes and dislikes of a being that trancends all comprehension is, frankly, speculation at best
now, believe what you want, your relationship with god is exactly that, yours.
just don't try to make laws, or try to influence science, with faith. Faith is and should be seperate.
honestly now that I think of it, I'm a deist
This is one of the funniest things I've ever read in my life.
Breezy do you believe in determinism
It is i
Azu
I have come to bless the unfortunates of brain fart
Hell brian wart
what is the purpose of this contraption in bikini bottom
to fucking murder squidward
omg hiii :3
https://fixvx.com/crypticx_cmt/status/1870158822506889669 @coarse bear please add this
Hello fren
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here in mp4 version
for a little while, yes, I did, until i found out about quantum tunneling and that stuff
where particles can randomly move
independant of the universe
that creates enough instability so that detrminism kind of falls apart
it's easy to say it's the case when you have hindsight, and can trace each action from place to place
like, determinism dictates that because ghengis khan killed x number of people instead of y number of people, that's why kennedy was shot
Functionalists when the meet erectile dysfunctionalists
nihilism is boring
yo guys
shut the fuck up
optimistic nihilism is where it's at
Nuh uh
"there is no purpose to life, nothing matters"
Ethical egoism is where it's at
if life means nothing
@quaint ore π«‘ For Al-Delight Brigade
walk the plank
Keelhaul yourself
vs
"there is no purpose to life, that means it's a blank canvas!
"
indeed
Gets marooned
get an mri with a dick piercing, call that the large hardon collider βοΈ π₯
never speak again frota
Some did it with an anal plug
it was fake
no thanks
You love slop
undertime slopper
youtube slop at 6am half asleep hits different man
Be a d1 instigator
https://fixvx.com/antihuntres/status/1870206421469446613 @sage rover @high meteor
"anytime, babycakes." ππ
He's got giggling and kicking my feet π€πππ
#Warframe #Warframe1999 #edit https://t.co/hRaFRZyXbC
DO NOT DISRESPECT AMIR
i wanna beat him to death
fair
my friend is called amir
I am amir
and i also wanna beat that guy to death
Why are you friends
only good thing about warframe is the birthday video
Yap
yapperino
comrade bear in background
what game is this
fat man cries 5
shtewpid
wait is that actually far cry 5
With a filter
instagram filter
i could tell from the peggy symbols on the truck
Also itβs clearly Montana
Youyou is from china he doesn't know what that is
Naw id live
muscular human white male paladin with heavy plate and greatsword, take it or leave it
Muscular human white female paladin with heavy plate and two-handed mace
i'll take it
American politics


DoΔru
I hear they implemented a life into s2 somewhat? How good is it?
I donβt know bro, they keep pushing updates and I canβt fucking download the last one before the next
It's Implemented tm
And it introduced more memory leaks
as it should
Leaky memory
i dont understand how a memory leak functions
is it just a command with no endpoint that constantly loops?
i get that but i don't know how a memory leak comes to be
i don't know i just got here
Just put the memory in the bag
People with 32GB RAM just crash
S5, with 16GB, in the middle of nowhere with nothing happening, uses nearly all of it
meanwhile im sitting here with 16gb ram chilling
Get timing'd
i got 64GB cause tarkov likes stealing memory
sometimes i open task manager and it's eating 27 GB
imagine buying ram solely for tardkov
just download more ram
what a dogshit game
Imagine getting a new gpu just for tarkov (me)
what the fuck is positive about tarkov
all i hear are negatives
doesn't look like it
You loot up and get the fuck out
And then a wipe hits and you do it all over again lmao?
its fun to play with friends
and isn't it infested with cheaters ?
muh 3 gorillion edition for a game that is still in beta
Doesnβt make a difference, I get killed before I see anyone
dont play it likes its cod
it's infested with cheaters cause BSG can't ban them and still get money
i play it like dayz
I play it terrified
Legit, I walk almost the whole map
Bush to bush
I donβt take shots at people that run past me because I think Iβll lose the fight
i was like that for my first thousand hours
Go to this hotly contested spot on the map and grab a thing
unless you are doing a task that requires survival you should always take a fight where you get to shoot first
Like going to dorms for 4 tasks
Bitch thatβs impossible
So I do it at night and at 4 am local time
what a fun experience that i'll spend money on
I would spend money on you
i won't take it
Not even like, a dinner
mfw when singleplayer games
tarkov was made to milk money from guntards
!vero
Ptrue
!true
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idot
You think Iβm mentally ill :(
we all are dumbass
Mental illness are not real
shutter island
You arenβt schizophrenic, there are people in your walls
@shell venture
@shell venture @stone blade @narrow lotus
I should make kids
Coworker gave an idea to have game testers cause i always wanted to make games 
the chinese classic
No way the idea was taken 
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Nope, when I sit down for tarkov my express purpose is to leave that chair knowing I have made someone kill themselves that night because I was squatting in a bush with the double barrel shotgun aiming for their eyes to reap their 500k kit with my 8k weapon
No matter how technically impressive things like SAIN are, I refuse to play until scientists find a way to make ai feel suicidal

See I donβt want to kill other people like that
Like I donβt want to ruin someone elseβs day
I say sorry when I get kills
I'm just playing, I'm too much of a wuss to actually go for chads anyways
truthfully I'm all bark and no bite
I say things like that but In reality I'm a wimp
big glowy pink sword make brain happy
I wish I could zoom out more to look at the beauty that is my pennant
is that lowtiergod
I used this
AUTHORITY[Easy: Success] - Look down upon this meagre soul, paint him a picture to show him how worthless he really is
1.- "You are a worthless, bitch ass union worker. Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant. I'm just gonna stomp you and you're gonna keep coming back, imma seal up all my cracks, you're gonna keep coming back. Why? Cause you smellin the syrup. You worthless bitch ass union worker.
You gonna stay on my dick until you die. You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is to be on my stream sucking on my dick daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that chat blowing the dick daily.
Your life is nothing, you serve zero purpose.
You should kill yourself, NOW."
2.- Maybe I shouldn't say that
god bless disco elysium
π
Kim is the epitome of human perfection
even the developers knew at first glance when they saw him he was flawless
I don't know how anyone could stomach a facist playthrough of DE just because you make kim mad
Pretty sure Corpus are the jewish ones

O ma gad its rika-chan 
Pre prison nelson mandela or post prison
people glaze nelson mandela but he was basically african bin laden
thats why i glaze him
exactly why i asked pre prison or post
is there a difference?
Woke up from distant shelling 
after prison he became a bitmore peaceful
Pretty sure they tried giving him chances to go free on the condition that he would stop his violence and terrorism he just refused
yea
Fuck south africa is cooked people are going using cell jammers on white farms and just going there to kill em
Man that ain't real!
Hey flap
Cant you just google it yourself???
Duhh
You almost lost the challange
Have you got water back?
Yeah
Is just me saying hi
nothing to it
Its pretty warm, says it should be raining later tho
Gonna take a walk a bit later, when the shelling ends
:flag_ua: Dnipro, Dnipropetrovsk Oblast, Ukraine, 49000
:clock11: 21 December 2024, 11:04 (11:04 AM)
π UTC +2.0
βοΈ Day
βοΈ Overcast clouds
π 95% humidity
π SSW 203Β° | 0.92 m/s wind
π‘οΈ 4.85Β°C (40.73Β°F)
What about in poland?
Wait
You are from dnipropetrovsk?
Same oblast
I've read about a group of serial killers from there the other night
Soundtrack, Artem is younger than me, u retard
Dont want to show my city obviously

You shouldnt have brought that up
Its more dangerous here 
Bro???
Bruh
Arent you from there?
I am!
Hows the weather?
It's cold, duh
:flag_pk: Pakistan
:clock2: 21 December 2024, 14:09 (02:09 PM)
π UTC +5.0
βοΈ Day
βοΈ Scattered clouds
π 7% humidity
π SW 226Β° | 2.04 m/s wind
π‘οΈ 14.85Β°C (Feels like 12.85Β°C)
58.73Β°F (Feels like 55.13Β°F)
Im sweating my balls off at 8C and your cold at 15?
Hi myshinka
He's cold in 24
Man it's cold!
Water is freezing!
Lmao
:flag_pl: Zakopane, Poland
:clock10: 21 December 2024, 10:11 (10:11 AM)
π UTC +1.0
βοΈ Day
βοΈ Overcast clouds
π 87% humidity
π NW 325Β° | 1.1 m/s wind
π‘οΈ -3.15Β°C (26.33Β°F)

Sound is from Zakopane
:flag_gr: Mount Olympus, Olympos 402 00, Greece
:clock11: 21 December 2024, 11:11 (11:11 AM)
π UTC +2.0
βοΈ Day
βοΈ Overcast clouds
π 80% humidity
π WNW 287Β° | 1.92 m/s wind
π‘οΈ -5.15Β°C (Feels like -8.15Β°C)
22.73Β°F (Feels like 17.33Β°F)
Not surprised
Hot enough
I would not show my exact location bruv
But I am pretty close
Oh crumbs getting out of bed in this weather gonna be tougher than I thought
@eager igloo 
Hey Bruno
Youre out of the army already, right?
Bruno sharing intell about his bratwurst
hey artjom
but yeah im a free man now
my stupid fucking consript life is over
Imagine completely losing all respect for both of your parents before even leaving high school, and it's completely justified too.
What a time to exist
guy is on his way to interview for bus company
sorry I'm late
you're hired
@narrow lotus
(the worst fucking timeline)
Your stupid skinhead life just started
my platoon mates very much did call me a neonazi when they saw me in my regular clothes so
Real
Real
ALooooooo coriiiiiiiiii
Aloooooo Ivan :3
@river zealot
wtf its real
π£οΈ π£οΈ π£οΈ
the fuck DC
Mhm
Holy degenerates
BrΓΌno you should have joined us on vintage story
We coulda used another slave for the mines
Yeah so whats a few more days with friends :3
π
suuure
maybe at some point
well prolly now but no ones online
everyone is a bum and wakes up at like 2pm
ah yes the woman
i went to sleep at like 10pm so
woke up at 1am to a friend calling me to go to a bar
@stone blade
Mini, mini, mini suknja
lepo ti stoji, nosi je stalno
zima, leto, vruce, hladno
stoji ti maksimalno 

@broken topaz and now war thunder refuses to work. Fuck my stupid baka life
am i really forced into playing vintage story
it did that yesterday man
just verify your files man
I just hit 11 million damage with one hit in warframe 
I love pennant so much its unreal
Stinky game

The most racist people post the cutest shit
?
who posted anything cute?
Officially addicted
I told you bruh
π³οΈβπ ?
bro i saw someone working in grocery store today
it was a very fat woman with rainbow hair
it's like the soviet anecdote
@river zealot
what do you know about me
Mhm
:3
stop sending fats
nah we got comics issue #7 we good
Im gonna be honest
I lost my shit to this stupid fucking meme for no reason earlier today while tipsy
Yeah
"don't you wanna preserve this alien race, instead of advancing humani-
-NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW"
starts fallout, crashes
untick one mod
try again, crash
repeat 58 times
play for 5 minutes
sounds like fallout/skyrim
thank you for explaining the meme and making it less funny
my headcannon is that jake died when he connected to the tree and is just a thrall of the hivemind after
i mean everything evolving some sort of a psychic link on the planet cant be natural
they are even being controlled during the final battle
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