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glad carbon
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hi anerd

sage rover
hazy finch
glad carbon
sage rover
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Been eating up the 1999 update

pastel quartz
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Raping this banana bread

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So good

high wing
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what the fuck

runic kernel
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Hi Hunter Dandy Hi Australian cunt Hi Frota Hi Artyom

pastel quartz
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itys good

pastel quartz
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pumkpin

runic kernel
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it is your friends cat

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I own everyones cat

pastel quartz
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word

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fat retard pedo

dreamy flaxBOT
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❤ Love Calculator ❤

Love between grokitach and nofayse is at 21%

pastel quartz
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kms

high meteor
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wally is not nice :(

high wing
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very mean

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nyx got that freaky tongue tho

high meteor
pastel quartz
glad carbon
pastel quartz
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я збираюся торкнутися тебе

runic kernel
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Hi Jolly Brain Hi Banjo Hi MyNameIsAnon Hi Delight

solar obsidian
high wing
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i knew you didnt wipe

pastel quartz
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so

mossy void
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Bro doesn’t need to wipe he has a bidet

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He’s a paragon of environmentalism

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Bidets save you on so much toilet paper frfr

glad carbon
pastel quartz
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i wouldbt trust mine to whipe my ass alone

mossy void
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Bidets actually wash you, rather than toilet paper smearing filth around

pastel quartz
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you use dry tp...

mossy void
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Anyone who uses just tp uses dry tp

pastel quartz
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no

potent hamlet
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The guy that brought cigs got arrested lmao

pastel quartz
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tf

solar obsidian
mossy void
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If you use wipes, that’s fine, great, do that instead

potent hamlet
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Like the bigass cartel mf that brought cigarettes got jailed

deep topaz
lofty oxide
lofty oxide
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My man

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How’s it going

solar obsidian
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mid

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u?

lofty oxide
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not too bad fella

potent hamlet
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Also my friend did me twin braids

pastel quartz
lofty oxide
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Girl wants me meet her and idk if I can be bothered

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Mainly cause it’s 1 am

lofty oxide
pastel quartz
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Fuck that

solar obsidian
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sleep

potent hamlet
pastel quartz
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Tarkov time

potent hamlet
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Envy

pastel quartz
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Yeah i rolled a few packs

lofty oxide
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Fuck sleep Brev I’m watching football KekSkew

pastel quartz
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I rolled like 20 joints too

solar obsidian
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based

pastel quartz
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Gonna smoke them all and tarkov

lofty oxide
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Got bets some random team in some micronation

lofty oxide
pastel quartz
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Like trading pent stoxks

lofty oxide
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Started enjoying shit without it tbh

lofty oxide
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Since the games are hard to call

pastel quartz
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I dokt smoke much i just grow allot of weed so naturally i have allot

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Cigarettes tho

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I am

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Unhappy

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Without

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Till somthing else cane gove me dopamine ill continue

lofty oxide
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I just quit cigarettes about 2 month back

pastel quartz
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Word

lofty oxide
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Fucking hell for about a month but afterwards so it is so worth it

pastel quartz
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i bet

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i just got nothing bro

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work go home to games

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thats it

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no friends no gf

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so

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cancer

arctic pawn
sage otter
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Aight it's bedding time

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Goodnight chat bedge

pastel quartz
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godnigths'/

stoic girder
pastel quartz
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takloic

stoic girder
potent hamlet
pastel quartz
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mr penis

stoic girder
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Buying a new cpu since me old one is so fucked it crashes

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so i can play tarkov again

solar obsidian
solar obsidian
pastel quartz
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what

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dam

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i made in 30 second run

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51 sec

stoic girder
potent hamlet
pastel quartz
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gonna paint yopu

stoic girder
potent hamlet
pastel quartz
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bet

stoic girder
pastel quartz
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jesus christ

pastel quartz
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joorking it

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cighgerete t ime

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ready to fuck

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wrogn cchannel

digital quartz
# solar obsidian

this shit makes me so irrationally angry kekl my best friends dad is one of those "they couldn't build the pyramids back then" conspiracy mfers and every time the conversation goes there I can feel an aneurysm building in my brain

stoic girder
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Hurr durr they couldnt have fucking stacked rocks

potent hamlet
deep topaz
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surely they cannot stack rocks

pastel quartz
deep topaz
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nor make meatballs

pastel quartz
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i just spawned dead

digital quartz
potent hamlet
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lazy fuckas

pastel quartz
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i have noticed

stoic girder
pastel quartz
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or instance i cant play till next whipe after buying the game cuz i suckka dn eveyrone has razy gear

digital quartz
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"notice how they have pyramids all over the world" Notice how a fucking child would stack rocks in a pyramid shape to make it stable

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I swear to god

glad carbon
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stargate

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where the pyramids were "made by aliens"

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they still HAD THE PEOPLE MAKE THEM

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the aliens just told em how to do it

glad carbon
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even in fiction they still technically built the pyramids

potent hamlet
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like, pyramids are just human made mountains

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because mountains are awesome

glad carbon
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mountains are mountains because thats how material naturally settles

digital quartz
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ofc somebody would come up with that

glad carbon
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pour out a cup on sand onto a counter

digital quartz
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its not rocket science

glad carbon
digital quartz
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Graham Hancock pepew

stoic girder
digital quartz
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someplace else

stoic girder
high meteor
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there is no salvation to be found on this ring

digital quartz
solar obsidian
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@stone blade

mossy void
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In the wise words of oneyNG:
"behind every piece of cringe is someone trying their best"

stoic girder
pastel quartz
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im refunduiing arkkov

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i have had 3 runs

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i hate the game

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already

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i literally justr spawned left the room looked around the corner see a guy dead

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he was across the entire factory and prefired mty head off

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....

stoic girder
pastel quartz
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yea

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no fun

visual stirrup
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Tarkov players explaining how spending thirty minutes putting things into bags into bags into bags before getting 1 tapped is good gameplay

pastel quartz
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i spent 400 on gear and got one shotted the second i peek a corner

visual stirrup
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what does progression unlock?

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more containers to more efficiently store your things so you spend less time in the menu

pastel quartz
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more bags ig

visual stirrup
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once you're free of the menu, you notice how shit the game is

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the time you spend in the menu is like edging

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excited about actually playing the fucking game

pastel quartz
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the game is fun the cheaters arnt

visual stirrup
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and the death screen is the post orgasm shame

pastel quartz
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im 99% sure ive been killed by a cheater twice now

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this guy was backwords across the entire factory spuna round too my head off

stoic girder
pastel quartz
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happened again

pastel quartz
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i as slow as possibly cround wal around the corner get one tapped by soomeone other side of the building

pastel quartz
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i cant spell

high meteor
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same

pastel quartz
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uninstalling

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never touching again

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very ass

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the game itself is fun but the way its done is shit man

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cheaters first 4 runs

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like cm9on

digital quartz
pastel quartz
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ruins the point

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pvp

stoic girder
pastel quartz
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now its just dumb ai

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too slow paced i dont wanna put things in bags just to unloc more things to put iin more bags

cedar hatch
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that's not what Tarkov even is lol

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also I agree, spt kinda gets boring since the AI isn't really a challenge if you're like me and have played the game for like 3000 hours

glad carbon
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omg hiiii @cedar hatch

cedar hatch
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But it's good for new players

glad carbon
cedar hatch
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heloooo

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the helldivers update is sick

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Stalwart is meta now hell yeah

glad carbon
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do u wanna coop 🥺

cedar hatch
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I need to go snooze because it's 4am

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:(

glad carbon
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go sleep silly gooler

cedar hatch
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I love cars

deep topaz
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graaa

pastel quartz
mossy void
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sv_cheats 1

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noclip

pastel quartz
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you go loost get stuff sell stuff to get more loot

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ultimately repeating the same p[rocess for the same outcome

cedar hatch
pastel quartz
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cant do quest without loot

pastel quartz
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than quest give yuou stuff to get more loot

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God gless 1200 rpm

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Stallwart with supply backpack is so fun

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Constant streams of bullets

cedar hatch
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so true

mossy void
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it's like
half of the game

pastel quartz
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its literally the base of the game

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Supply backpack is my fac back item in the game

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everything ties bac to loot

mossy void
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the shit you have or the shit you are going to get

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every item in the game is loot

pastel quartz
stoic girder
cedar hatch
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I guess I should say the gear you bring in doesn't matter

pastel quartz
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okay oill quietly wal

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everywhere so i dont get molested by eveything thatmoves

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so i can get mnor eloot...

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go in with shit loot cant kill anyone or anything and pray

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so i can get more loot

subtle needle
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made this after finding my 100th joint on a fracture

stoic girder
potent hamlet
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Nothing compares

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AAAAAAAAHHH FUCK

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My head hurts

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Like really bad

pastel quartz
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sameeee

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i want to peel my scalp off and let it get fresh air

potent hamlet
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I feel like I'm getting my right eye pierced

pastel quartz
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its always my roght eye too

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feel like its about to pop out

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trade eyes?

stoic girder
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drink more water

pastel quartz
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i only drinkw ater

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and some almond milk

quartz ridge
potent hamlet
quartz ridge
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i forgot how much the

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fucking

potent hamlet
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Like poked to the inside

quartz ridge
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stamina sucks ass

pastel quartz
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but with a hammer

potent hamlet
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I got startled by the notifications

pastel quartz
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from the back

atomic crane
pastel quartz
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s

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d

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d

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d

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d

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ahahahhaah

potent hamlet
pastel quartz
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😦

atomic crane
pastel quartz
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gonna otuuch ur butt

visual stirrup
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Running Shine is doing a stream today

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kinda compensates for SAOA being shit

minor cypress
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hmmge time to buy the drunkest homie the thigh crusher

final cedar
pastel quartz
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oh

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wrong

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s

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erver

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i thought you where replying to me

minor cypress
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sadge_pray the brazillian miku cosplayer being absolutely shitfaced and flashing the crowd

high meteor
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say what now

atomic crane
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@toxic sundial ik u whimpering with this one

final cedar
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Banjo still got severe brain damage oh no

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I think we can assume it's permanent now sadge

high meteor
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maybe if we hit him in the head it will revert

final cedar
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I was hoping he's just drunk or zooted

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seems like doing smack at age 17 fucks you up good

high meteor
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the curse of brainfart

final cedar
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I thought the punisher was a big guy but the actor in the series is only 180cm tall kekw

stoic girder
hazy flower
stoic girder
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Wasnt the hawk tuah girl some israeli mossad psy-op?

hazy flower
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And what isn't

glad carbon
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on the brainraft

final cedar
final cedar
gleaming grove
final cedar
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sorry, let me rephrase: Does that kind of stuff get you off?

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Is it funny?

stoic girder
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Blender for Americans

gleaming grove
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So I have to regress myself back to Blender 3.4

mossy void
mossy void
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Psh

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Nah

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It’s very not political

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Nonspecific

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I thought it was funny

gleaming grove
mossy void
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Now, you’re right, the rest of the video was penis prager, malsh walsh, and peepee jordanson

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Which is why I didn’t include those clips lol

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I do like verytallbart

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The frogs have taken over the french

gleaming grove
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Is this a ytp

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Wth

runic kernel
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Hi Santa Cuppa Hi Breezy Hi Metro Hi wildazufromsky

gleaming grove
mossy void
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This one is el simpson

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Only reason I don’t post the other ones is because they are very political and I don’t want to get slapped KekSkew

stoic girder
mossy void
stoic girder
mossy void
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It’s very sad too because it could be a fantastic state but… damn it’s so poorly managed.
I look at denmark and how clean everything is and how pedestrian friendly things are and I can’t help but think “why not here”

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Of course, I’ve never been to denmark

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May not be how I’m imagining it

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But, y’know. i have a mental image of a very nice place. I see none of that here in america

idle veldt
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California

mossy void
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It would look better with more parking lots

idle veldt
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California

mossy void
quartz ridge
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the past 50 years

stoic girder
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nordic countries in essence are how goverments are supposed to work but even they have problems which tend to be global ones

quartz ridge
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onky parts of this this state that are cool is literally

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all up north cal

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the area that seperates the shitty area and good area is sacramento

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which is a mixture of ass

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and decent

mossy void
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It’s the densely populated areas that seem to be suffering the most

idle veldt
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California

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California

mossy void
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Yeah the meme was being very reductive

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I believe it was referring to LA

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Which was what I was referring to as well

idle veldt
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I just don’t like California slander

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I don’t even like LA slander

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It’s a nice city

stoic girder
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its meme they are all concentrated depiction of zeitgeists

idle veldt
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There are too many people

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And too many low density housing

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Idk bro San Francisco is awesome

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San Jose is awesome

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Death Valley

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Mojave desert

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Joshua tree

mossy void
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That’s what bugs me about criticism of america. People fail to realize how absolutely fucking massive this country is

idle veldt
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Yeah bro

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Even the dogshit parts

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I can find great stuff

stoic girder
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blame the media

idle veldt
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West Virginia is ass

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But I’ve travelled all over it and there is so many cool towns

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Even Alabama has Montgomery and mobile

mossy void
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People take one bad city, and a handful of awful places and think “this is the standard”
Yes, urban sprawl and hyperfixation on cars is what gives us this awful grey tinge, but this is exclusively a problem with regards to highly developed areas, not the undeveloped areas, of which there are many

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This country is very beautiful when you actually take the time to look at it.

idle veldt
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I love my country reeeeeee

mossy void
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It’s very sad that media loves pushing the bad angle because, of course, that’s what sells copies

idle veldt
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Most America pilled leftist

mossy void
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Don’t get me wrong this country is deeply flawed

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But it’s not a hellscape

idle veldt
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Some would say, it’s the best country

mossy void
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Arguable

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And also an impossible metric

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Pointless as well, in my opinion

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Some would say that though yes

idle veldt
mossy void
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One of my biggest gripes with this country that affects me the absolute most is how we have a physical dependance on cars

idle veldt
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Driving is awesome

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I love it

mossy void
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You absolutely need a car to function in society though

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I don’t hate cars

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I hate the fact that you need one

idle veldt
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That’s because we filled the space

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We had the space to expand

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And we filled it

mossy void
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You need access to a motor vehicle in order to do anything or go anywhere

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Walking sucks ass, because sidewalks don’t exist

idle veldt
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Dependence on cars is fine for America

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They doooooo

mossy void
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Fervently disagree

idle veldt
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They are a little hostile in places

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But major cities fucking love sidewalks

mossy void
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Okay sure, major cities

idle veldt
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And small towns have back roads

mossy void
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But suburbia? The vast majority of land mass?

idle veldt
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You hate suburbia

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Yes

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I can hate on that

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Single family homes for miles

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That shit is for real poison

mossy void
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I deeply hate suburbia

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I need a car to go anywhere

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go to the corner store? Yeah you can walk. On the grass or the road. Pick one.

fluid epoch
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With a car you can go anywhere

idle veldt
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Cars are not the problem

mossy void
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Grocery store? Have fun crossing an intersection that’s 6 lanes across

idle veldt
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No one should hate cars

mossy void
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No crosswalk

mossy void
idle veldt
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But yeah it would be nice to have a grocery store right down the block from your 8 story apartment building

mossy void
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I don’t hate cars

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That’s what ticks me off about this subject, people think I want to ban cars

idle veldt
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With a bar, an ihop, a ramen place, and a convience store on the first floor

mossy void
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No. Duh. I like cars. Cars are cool.
I also like options

fluid epoch
mossy void
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i want to be able to choose to walk, choose to bike, without it being a choice between good or fuckin awful

idle veldt
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MILK 2.99

mossy void
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I walk to the nearest gas station, I have two beg buttons

fluid epoch
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sweet dreams are made of these

mossy void
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That’s the button you have to press and wait several minutes to be allowed to pass, if you even get the chance to pass at all.

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Oh and you need to stand on grass while you wait

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Hope you like mud!

idle veldt
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Yeah yeah and then you get hit by a guy turning right on red

mossy void
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You’ll be stepping in a lot of that

idle veldt
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Didn’t stop

mossy void
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SLIP. LANES.

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Obscenely dangerous, and nobody cares because everyone is driving cars

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I’m getting aggressive lmao

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I’m chill, I just wish suburbia was more pedestrian friendly

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Sidewalks, good crosswalks, more benches, the works

idle veldt
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Ok but that won’t happen

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Because no one walks in a suburb

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There isn’t anything to walk to

mossy void
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Because suburbs aren’t built for walking, yeah

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Counterpoint

idle veldt
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That’s why we need to move everyone in big block apartments

mossy void
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Houston wasn’t built for the car

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Houston was bulldozed for it

inland jackal
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Breezy literally schizophrenic

idle veldt
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No he’s completely correct

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Just mad

inland jackal
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Who you talking to breezy

mossy void
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Mad at a system I was born into and have no control over sadge

idle veldt
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Good bit

mossy void
inland jackal
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Fair

mossy void
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But before it was robert here

inland jackal
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Who?

mossy void
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Joe mama

idle veldt
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GREAT bit

mossy void
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Ligma balls

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Imagine if I close discord and come back and this entire conversation is just me talking to myself
That’d be a mindfuck

strong crest
mossy void
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Gottem

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Rekt

high wing
idle veldt
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Rahhhh

naive bison
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bro i fell asleep listening to videos

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my phone was at 50%

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i woke up like 4 hours later

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phone was still playing

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ang i had like 25% left still

steel bone
mossy void
steel bone
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Like i know

quartz ridge
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the reason why most of europe is "walkable cities" is because their country is smaller than most states

mossy void
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Going from one city to another, no shit you need a car

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I’m talking from my home to the damn grocery store

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The gas station down the street

quartz ridge
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also depends on where you live

stoic girder
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urban planning whats that

quartz ridge
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my grocery store is like

mossy void
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Obviously

quartz ridge
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5 mins away walking

mossy void
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If I live in new york walking is extremely standard

quartz ridge
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shrimply move to a better area

mossy void
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Yeah, instead of fixing my problems I should just run away from them

stoic girder
mossy void
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Perfect

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Why didn’t I think of that

quartz ridge
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theres no way for YOU to fix them

high meteor
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flap your arms hard enough and you can fly

quartz ridge
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it takes multiple months or years for construction to work on jobs that would realistically take weeks

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there no way you are a normal person are making a impact unless you are rich or a politician

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unless.....

stoic girder
dreamy flaxBOT
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glad carbon
quartz ridge
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the only way for normal people to fix stuff is to start capping the people ruining it

glad carbon
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@steel bone peepoWow

fading shuttle
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night city has better public transport than current america

glad carbon
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hi budy

glad carbon
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they can actually improve public transit without retards reinventing trains

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or busses

mossy void
quartz ridge
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for example that one dude in new york

glad carbon
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alex 2 are you retarded

mossy void
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That is a gross overgeneralization

stoic girder
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We live in a dystopia but are missing the advanced tech and neon lights man

glad carbon
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"wow i wish public transit was as good as in this game"
"GRRR HOMELESS PEOPLE REEE"

mossy void
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Key word

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People

quartz ridge
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everytime ive been to public transport theres always been a homeless man or bum

mossy void
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Human beings who have awful lives

glad carbon
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alex doesnt know he's 20 days away from being homeless at any time

mossy void
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But yeah let’s kick em while they’re down

glad carbon
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all it takes is bad luck

mossy void
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Why not

high wing
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oh nvm

glad carbon
mossy void
mossy void
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Rekt

quartz ridge
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homeless people are like

stoic girder
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Dont blame the homeless blame blackrock

quartz ridge
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so weird

glad carbon
quartz ridge
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they get a shitton of help

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and then they stop it

glad carbon
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arabic people are so weird

quartz ridge
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they get like free homes to live in then just leave them

mossy void
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Sure bud

quartz ridge
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lowkey fw their grind though

mossy void
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Whatever you say man

fading shuttle
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homeless people getting help in america? what next, drug addicts get the support they need? yeah sure buddy

hazy finch
fading shuttle
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he is talking about america

hazy finch
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lmao

quartz ridge
glad carbon
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mfw i give a mentally unwell person a shitty cot in a fuckin warehouse with no privacy and they dont wanna stay there

mossy void
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Homeless people are homeless because they enjoy slowly dying of exposure

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Fucking lmao

quartz ridge
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ion really care about homeless people after i got attacked by one

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im a anti homeless racist now

mossy void
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Whatever fam I’ve heard enough

glad carbon
mossy void
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Believe what you want

glad carbon
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😭

quartz ridge
glad carbon
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SEE

quartz ridge
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most people who go homeless at least try to get back on their feet

fading shuttle
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me when public transport cant happen in america because america cant fix its own issues caused by its own negligence to its population

quartz ridge
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but people who have been homeless for like 10 years

glad carbon
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why are you autismposting about police brutality

quartz ridge
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atp just stick a iron in your mouth and pull the trigger

glad carbon
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there it is :D

high meteor
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nah i'd become king of pigeons

naive bison
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Naaaawww

glad carbon
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alex wishing death upon homeless people because ???

naive bison
glad carbon
quartz ridge
stoic girder
quartz ridge
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my city is a shitthole because of homeless people now

naive bison
quartz ridge
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if you are homeless for 10+ years atp

naive bison
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so it's much funnier

glad carbon
quartz ridge
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like just straight up die itd be better

mossy void
hazy finch
glad carbon
#

its not the other way around alex

stoic girder
#

its either UBI or we start killing people for population control

mossy void
#

But, that’s many years down the line

quartz ridge
glad carbon
#

literally untrue

quartz ridge
#

the cops will literally take homeless people and take them somewhere else so they dont have to deal with it

glad carbon
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homeless people move to california

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because its one of the only states that isnt hell in the winter

naive bison
#

i woke up to a political argument that i didn't even start

quartz ridge
#

already living in cali prolly got addicted to crack or smth

stoic girder
#

The biggest mistake people who wanted to lobby for UBI did was not calling it "Negative Tax"

glad carbon
quartz ridge
#

billions wasted on homeless people with no result

hazy finch
high meteor
#

brainfart isnt being whimsical im outta here

glad carbon
fading shuttle
high meteor
glad carbon
quartz ridge
stoic girder
glad carbon
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car lobbyists DONT want public transport

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its that easy

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same shit happens in germany

mossy void
#

We should take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

quartz ridge
#

i fw "illegals" because most want a good future for their kids

naive bison
quartz ridge
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homeless people dont do nothin but do drugs and attack random people

mossy void
#

Ugh

glad carbon
mossy void
#

What an awful statement

naive bison
mossy void
#

I’m gonna go watch insym play phasmo

quartz ridge
#

exactly what they do in my city

mossy void
#

Byeeee

naive bison
#

you guys have fun while i play league

glad carbon
#

vro should go see a therapist i think

mossy void
#

Keyword

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People

glad carbon
#

yeah literally anyone in this server could be homeless within the year

quartz ridge
#

people but awful people

fading shuttle
#

i think we should nuke cities with a population higher than 50000

hazy finch
#

what stage of politics is this bro
fws illegals but homeless people should be dragged by their balls by judge dread himself and decapitated at times square

quartz ridge
#

if they dont want help they should just like lowkey go and be wizards in the forests '

naive bison
idle veldt
stoic girder
#

This is what you get for talking about california

hazy finch
mossy void
glad carbon
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because "illegals" are free labor but homeless people are dregs i guess?

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idk alex is retarded

idle veldt
#

Trueeeee don’t hate on cali

glad carbon
quartz ridge
#

i said they are hard workers which they are

naive bison
mossy void
stoic girder
hazy finch
quartz ridge
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rather be friends with a illegal than a homeless person

idle veldt
#

Don’t hate on any state except North Carolina

quartz ridge
#

illegals atleast try to get jobs

glad carbon
#

utah

mossy void
#

All cus he wanted to argue against me wanting walkable cities

naive bison
#

i'm so glad i didn't start this

glad carbon
#

mormons are fucked

quartz ridge
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homeless people sit in highways and do crack

torpid owl
mossy void
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I just want sidewalks man sadge

fading shuttle
torpid owl
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i think... its time to sit back and watch the chaos

naive bison
torpid owl
idle veldt
#

I’ve been to Utah, it’s mostly just Salt Lake City that’s Mormon crazy

glad carbon
idle veldt
#

And Provo

glad carbon
#

that arent just painted on

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mfs park in them or use them as a turning lane

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if u do that im gonna throw a gta 5 sticky bomb on ur bumper

stoic girder
#

I just want to not get my bike stolen every other month

pastel quartz
idle veldt
#

But they keep voting in Mormons that make the state worse sooo

naive bison
mossy void
#

Chad pennyfarthing vs virgin BMX

high wing
#

he be farting

naive bison
#

who uses bike lanes anyway?

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what are you, broke?

idle veldt
#

SLC was actually a very walkable city

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Loved it there

naive bison
#

get a hellcat with 20% interest over 6 years

quartz ridge
quartz ridge
stoic girder
#

People should get more cars so i can watch towing videos on youtube

naive bison
#

freaky ass mf

mossy void
naive bison
fading shuttle
idle veldt
#

Even the Mormon complex, it was very nice

crimson flame
naive bison
quartz ridge
mossy void
#

This is where the conversation always goes

quartz ridge
mossy void
#

No. I. Do. Not. Hate. Cars.

quartz ridge
#

you will fall inlove instantly

naive bison
#

my city has pretty good public transport

quartz ridge
#

we sjold have free v8s for everyone

mossy void
#

I have. No. Problem. With. Cars.

crimson flame
#

its ok to hate cars

idle veldt
#

No cars are epic

mossy void
#

Cars. Are not. The issue.

quartz ridge
#

you have never driven a v8 voltaire

idle veldt
#

There is no logical reason to hate them

mossy void
#

The overabundance and physical dependence on cars. That is the issue.

idle veldt
#

You can hate specific brands

quartz ridge
#

we should lax traffic laws

stoic girder
mossy void
#

I want to be able to choose. To not drive.

hazy finch
quartz ridge
#

i wanna go 100 on the freeway in a hellcat

naive bison
quartz ridge
idle veldt
#

We should actually restrict traffic laws way more

naive bison
#

remember what communism took away from you

stoic girder
#

ai cars people pls

quartz ridge
idle veldt
quartz ridge
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theres a law that says we can do 70 -80 if thats what everyone else is at

idle veldt
#

So we should lower it

quartz ridge
idle veldt
#

If it’s 80 then they go 100

idle veldt
naive bison
quartz ridge
#

lord knows i would

quartz ridge
stoic girder
#

Man i hate drunk drivers

idle veldt
#

You would get a more serious fine then

naive bison
mossy void
pastel quartz
mossy void
#

They give us a bad name

idle veldt
#

And it’s way more unsafe

naive bison
#

130 km an hour?

quartz ridge
naive bison
#

what the fuck?

idle veldt
pale ingot
naive bison
#

do you live on the autobahn?

quartz ridge
quartz ridge
#

no america is made out of highways

stoic girder
#

Drunk driving has to be to least effort evil thing you can do in your everyday life

quartz ridge
#

this is the i 80

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a giant ass highway going across the country

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and we have big ass highways in generla best part of america

idle veldt
pastel quartz
naive bison
#

tf Gary doin here bruh 😭

idle veldt
#

The interstate highway system is fucking awesome

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We have rest stops too

pale ingot
#

but it stops at some point in south america

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then keeps going

idle veldt
#

There are like 20 that go vertical

quartz ridge
stoic girder
#

Look up what happens when add lanes to a road it increases traffic its so stupid

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the most counterintuitive thing ever

hazy finch
#

"what do you like about this game?"
"WEAPON"

idle veldt
#

It increases demand

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It makes sense

stoic girder
#

but you reduce lanes it suddenly runs faster

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like what

pastel quartz
#

about this meme

eager igloo
stoic girder
mossy void
#

1: too much traffic
2: add lanes
3: less traffic
4: more people drive on the bigger road because there’s less traffic
5: more traffic
6: go back to 1

idle veldt
#

Yeah

mossy void
#

End result:

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Kate highway

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Houston texas

idle veldt
#

It increases demand for large highway

mossy void
#

12 lanes. Each way.

eager igloo
mossy void
#
  1. Fucking. Lanes.
idle veldt
#

Also it’s kind of good

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Because it takes away from smaller roads

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With people walking

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And houses

stoic girder
#

26 lanes go BRR

eager igloo
#

So much land wasted on smelly roads

mossy void
#

Indeed

eager igloo
#

Imagine the rail network

mossy void
#

If cities were more walkable and bikable

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Less people would drive

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Traffic would improve

idle veldt
#

I can’t get political

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But we were close to an upgraded rail network

winged chasm
idle veldt
#

Walkable city doesn’t mean people move where they live

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They still have to drive to the grocery store

quartz ridge
#

people cant just up and move in a snap of a wrist

idle veldt
#

I think it would decrease traffic downtown

quartz ridge
#

and that development would take so long that by the time the houses are ready the person ( if they have a house ) have already paid their house off

glad carbon
#

@mossy void did u wish mr dandy a happy birthday

stoic girder
#

Imagine a teleport network that just kills you, lets make that

winged chasm
#

It actualy works because if people cant park their cars in a 1 hour walking vicinity they get fed up,just remove the parking space,we did that,it worked omegakekw

pastel quartz
#

@high wing happy birthday kitten

mossy void
#

Take a city.
Everyone gets everywhere via car.
Nobody walks or rides bikes because there are no sidewalks or bikelanes.
The only reason people don’t drive is when they don’t have a car.
Build sidewalks.
Make bike lanes.
For longer trips, people will drive. For short trips, people will be more likely to walk or bike.
Less cars on the road.

high wing
pastel quartz
idle veldt
#

I live in a city breezy

stoic girder
#

America is just too fat for bikes

glad carbon
#

meow :3

idle veldt
#

I can walk to the king soopers

quartz ridge
idle veldt
#

It’s just 3 miles away

idle veldt
#

Im not carrying groceries that far

torpid owl
glad carbon
#

the issue is the distance between stuff

mossy void
#

Will cars be entirely eliminated because you added a bike lane?
No. Obviously. No shit. Duh.

quartz ridge
glad carbon
#

kys

mossy void
#

Will less people drive? Yes.

quartz ridge
#

no not really

#

most pople are lazy asf

glad carbon
quartz ridge
#

and like not fit

glad carbon
#

🤯

deep topaz
#

My uber eats driver looks a little funny

torpid owl
deep topaz
#

Every day I wish I could break all the teeth in my mouth to forget my cringe highschool moments

idle veldt
glad carbon
mossy void
#

“Why bother changing anything if I would never benefit from it?!”
Is the shittiest take.

winged chasm
idle veldt
#

Plus like, you know people will be like, “stinky bus, homeless people”

stoic girder
#

man i love discussing urban problems on a obscure ukrainian game mod discord

deep topaz
#

Kill all homeless

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And stinky

glad carbon
#

have a busline for groceries or whatever stuff people do a ton

idle veldt
#

Yeah I agree

#

It should be a dedicated line

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OR

#

We have groceries stores at every block

glad carbon
#

a downtown dedicated line and then have downtown not just useless boutique stores

glad carbon
idle veldt
#

But the sprouts has to be ACROSS from the king soopers

quartz ridge
winged chasm
#

Nobody of you went to Vienna? A bus or trsin every 5 minutes,extra lanes for public transport,you can reach everything with them and since theres one every 5 minutes its not crowded

idle veldt
#

Because competition right????

stoic girder
idle veldt
#

And now there is a dedicated grocery area 3 miles away from where I live

glad carbon
winged chasm
#

And its cheap

mossy void
#

When you give everyone the choice between driving or walking, and both is equally comfortable by virtue of not sucking massive amounts of ass, people will choose what they choose. Obviously most people will keep on driving. Some won’t even notice they added a sidewalk. But some people will start walking. Some people will make the choice to walk, as opposed to driving.
One less car on the road. Doesn’t matter if it doesn’t solve all our problems. Nor would it. It’s a fucking strip of concrete. It’s not solving the homeless crisis.

glad carbon
#

99% of issues with transit are budgetary

idle veldt
#

And 99% of housing is zoning

glad carbon
#

breezy im sorry but ur yapping so much

#

go play silly games

fading shuttle
#

my brother depending on the day takes public transport to work instead of his car simply because its faster

glad carbon
#

helldivers 2 or something

#

didnt the bay area get a free busline or something

glad carbon
winged chasm
glad carbon
#

@idle veldt honestly even SF has a pretty decent layout for grocery stores

idle veldt
#

If we just compress all the fucking suburbs, I wouldn’t have to take the tram for an hour to get to fucking mile high

glad carbon
#

theres like a decent sized one every block or two

mossy void
#

Cringe.

quartz ridge
glad carbon
#

actual grocery stores like walmart or whatever are kinda out of the way

quartz ridge
#

aint no getting rid of THOUSANDS of them

#

my city is at like

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a 70% rate of people just hating them

glad carbon
#

ive taken the SF bus like 30 times

coarse bear
pale ingot
#

what if no more american infrastructure

glad carbon
#

havent seen any people shooting up fent like xalrider or alex says shrug

coarse bear
glad carbon
#

idk man

pale ingot
mossy void
#

That is not what I’m talking about.

glad carbon
idle veldt
mossy void
#

But, I already said my piece.

idle veldt
#

It’s a city

#

It’s just very flat

high wing
#

In the ciiiiiity

mossy void
#

That’s why I said.
Like. New york.

idle veldt
#

Everything is spread out

glad carbon
#

big cities are clumped together and enjoyable to walk around

winged chasm
#

Walmart didnt establish a foothold in Germany cause their morning training and "greeting every customer" is like cult guidelines to us

mossy void
#

I’m going in circles, I’ve had enough

idle veldt
#

Yeah major cities are epic

glad carbon
#

rural-ish towns/cities are fucked and the layouts are designed exlusively around cars

fading shuttle
#

if america had more commieblocks it would be more conducive to walkable cities

glad carbon
#

to the point where rn if I want to walk to an actual store

glad carbon
#

its like 6 miles

idle veldt
#

Yeah bro

glad carbon
#

1 to a corner store otherwise

idle veldt
#

That’s why people buy dogshit frozen food so much

stoic girder
idle veldt
#

Also it’s cheap

glad carbon
#

if I wanna buy actual groceries and not get price gouged its fucked

mossy void
#

To be clear. I’m speaking from firsthand experience. Not pulling this stuff out of my ass while I’m living on town square

#

I live in suburbia

#

It sucks

winged chasm
#

America had a fully working train system that allowed you to reach everywhere with it,they reduced it to ashes

idle veldt
mossy void
#

That’s my piece

glad carbon
#

not walking with those groceries

#

a bus solves that

#

and you dont need to buy a week/2 worth of groceries at once

idle veldt
#

I mean I do that BECAUSE I have the car but I get what you mean

glad carbon
#

and solves the retarded idea of getting groceries uber'd to you

#

or driving exclusively to grab them urself

idle veldt
#

Oh my god

stoic girder
#

I love uber

idle veldt
#

FUCK grocery delivery

stoic girder
#

I love having slaves deliver me my food

#

peak nobility

glad carbon
#

the reason europeans are marginally healthier than americans isn;t purely sugar or whatever

#

its walking

#

they can afford to walk around places shrug