🎪bruh-fart

[naive bison]

yes

[fading shuttle]

viktor didnt get a rework, thats a vgu

[narrow sorrel]

[naive bison]

he got a rework

[fading shuttle]

no, its a vgu, his abilities are still pretty much the same

[naive bison]

"pretty much" means they are not

[fading shuttle]

slight r change does not equal rework

[naive bison]

which they aren't

he got reworked

[naive bison]

his passive got reworked as well

[idle veldt]

League players

[coarse bear]

Oh yeah chat BTW

Titanfall 2 is $2.99 on Steam yet again

[pastel quartz]

Who here is gae

[fading shuttle]

no? it just changed the hex fragments, that whole systems been a thing for a while

[fading shuttle]

you are using an external website

[pastel quartz]

@short nexus

[fading shuttle]

i am using leagues own patchnotes

[idle veldt]

How gae we talkin

[pastel quartz]

I'll patch your note

[pastel quartz]

Extra gae

[idle veldt]

Not there yet then

[pastel quartz]

Zamn

[naive bison]

it's a rework

[fading shuttle]

no its an update

[coarse bear]

You'll have to go to the specialty markets for that

They got insane markups tho

[naive bison]

also they just directly buffed him across the board

[eager igloo]

@coarse bear can you reject xal again

[naive bison]

god it's so fucking gross

[fading shuttle]

his abilities are still the same, how you play him hasnt changed at all

[naive bison]

every time they need money for skins

[coarse bear]

https://tenor.com/view/mads-mikkelsen-smoking-gif-24232377

[fading shuttle]

its pretty much exactly like the jax vgu

[naive bison]

no rule against league

suck me

[dreamy flax]

1d20

🎲 11

-# [ 11 ]

[eager igloo]

[coarse bear]

Unfortunate

That was a 15+

[river zealot]

Hey rat

[tidal trellis]

I'm in bed!!! Shoo!!!

[naive bison]

can you stop fucking rolling dice and just add a rule

idiot

[eager igloo]

H

[naive bison]

how hard is it

[coarse bear]

That's less funny

[visual stirrup]

xalrider said "suck me"
that means you should roll with advantage for rejecting him

[coarse bear]

Vero

[dreamy flax]

1d20

🎲 8

-# [ 8 ]

[visual stirrup]

fuck

[coarse bear]

[fading shuttle]

wheres the advantage?

you just rolled once

[river zealot]

[coarse bear]

Rolled a second time

[visual stirrup]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[fading shuttle]

im sorry but i have bots blocked so that message isnt real

[heady crow]

https://fixupx.com/uneuclid/status/1867419176110866492

[coarse bear]

The dice are only rigged when it comes to locking brainfart, sorry

[pastel quartz]

[dreamy flax]

20 ➡️ 1d20

🎲 20

-# [ 20 ]

[river zealot]

Shitty mandarin today

Tasteless

[pastel quartz]

@coarse bear nat 20 lock down brainfart

[coarse bear]

[river zealot]

Nat 20 reject xal

[fading shuttle]

https://vxtwitter.com/shoesukey0/status/1866402425529376814

[visual stirrup]

critical hit
so you have to lock it down and then log off

[pastel quartz]

Yea this

[weak jackal]

you know me so well

[river zealot]

Lesbians do what?

[inland jackal]

https://youtu.be/F0ySBYUwsU8?si=uPSiBeAejcXf4sfv

[inland jackal]

[visual stirrup]

wait for iedy or falco to login in tomorrow to unlock it

[coarse bear]

Oh we postin' cringe

[pastel quartz]

Serbian lex

[naive bison]

and im the one getting rejected

[glad ingot]

Sesbian

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/caesars-legion-fallout-fallout-new-vegas-ceasar-legion-gif-17184616427659957695

[naive bison]

this is literally 1984

[pastel quartz]

@whole karma

[river zealot]

They eat who?!

[pastel quartz]

Gaes

[coarse bear]

Naturally

Natural as the river Nile overflowing, providing us with ample water for our crops

[fading shuttle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/826785190114099232/1162465353213948057/tsar.gif?ex=653c0939&is=65299439&hm=b05266f547e3721b5d943b80d18a172b4ee5d522459b5df4ebd7fd6f34e33dba&

[naive bison]

the Nile hasn't been the same since i found tha tout

[visual stirrup]

TIL that iedy would have been a great pharaoh

[tepid pebble]

gods "seeding" the earth is a recurring theme in many myths

[radiant torrent]

@rotund kindle

[naive bison]

me seeding your mother is also a recurring event

[fading shuttle]

you apparently being infertile isnt as much of a roast as you think it is

[coarse bear]

https://youtu.be/4CwhX4IR_oM

Egyptian god family tree is a wreath

[coarse bear]

It's not unique in that sense though, obv

[tepid pebble]

yes, being retarded is perpetual

[coarse bear]

But feeding your God uncle Seth your sea men while drowning his in the Nile sounds pretty unique

[idle veldt]

God I Wish that was me

[pastel quartz]

Maybe you are Exxtra gae

[slender rock]

🌽

[pastel quartz]

[slender rock]

🍿

[pastel quartz]

The joke is porn

We get it dry

I mean blur

[slender rock]

Wow

[coarse bear]

But then that means your throne will be stolen from you, the throne you stole from your brother by brutally murdering him

[slender rock]

Fucking wow

[pastel quartz]

Me rn

[tepid pebble]

why make me hungry

[idle veldt]

Nah I’m built different

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/nah-id-win-gojo-nah-id-win-gojo-satoru-gojo-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-722934852497975468

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/yzPW7MwmPX.jpg

[pastel quartz]

@slender rock

Take notes

[slender rock]

@pastel quartz bro I swear

[pastel quartz]

[hazy finch]

flop is devestated at the news

[glad carbon]

@naive bison can u translate some russian puns for me

[naive bison]

ill try

[glad carbon]

ok ill dm

og post is iedy tier

[naive bison]

@glad carbon ill do it in like 10-15

league gasme

game

[visual stirrup]

"I'm too busy with league" is the worst excuse imaginable

@glad carbon what pun?

[naive bison]

tumor liver guy

kys

[visual stirrup]

"bad things are only bad when they happen to me and people that are convenient for my retarded narrative."

[naive bison]

i dont care

you are an actual scumbag

[visual stirrup]

at this rate, the hatred will boil in your kidneys

and my curse will be entirely unnecessary

[placid sail]

@fading shuttle they've added the illuminates

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1245037295426601081/1257349331476811786/HateAlex.gif

[fading shuttle]

yeah i know

[glad carbon]

do u wanna touch mechs

[placid sail]

I'll give you a benefit of a doubt and ask

[ancient barn]

who out trying to dive

[placid sail]

you think it's worth going back to helldiving for a while?

[fading shuttle]

games fun, but ive been playing other things

probably worth, cant tell

[ancient barn]

car

and new maps

colonies

also aimed shoot while jumppacking

[pastel quartz]

I'll definitely play hd2 again for this updt

[glad carbon]

prolly enjoyabl

as long as there aint no defense missions to do rn

drop 7 billion illuminates on u before you even have a turret setup

[naive bison]

had the most fucking boring yone game ever

i was 2-1-9 at one point

playing fucking support yone

[narrow lotus]

I was waiting for some updates or shit, i guess so

Ill try it out, warbond should be out soon as well

But first, we have to survive friday workday

[placid sail]

hm

these squids give me xcom vibe for some reason

[pale ingot]

stop sleeping with men

[pastel quartz]

After you

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/adam-driver-keep-driving-gif-4637709296264671591

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/jetstream-sam-meme-memes-metal-gif-25378203

[naive bison]

bro i left my room with the door open and this is what yo upost?

for my whole family to see?

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/based-so-fucking-zased-sam-hyde-samir-al-hyden-samuel-hyde-costco-incident-gif-23747241

[narrow lotus]

[slender rock]

Heh

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to unwiseandmysticaltree

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[pale ingot]

splendid

[visual stirrup]

could have been worse
they could see you playing league

[naive bison]

fuck off retard

[pastel quartz]

Dont let iedy see that

[slender rock]

Lol

[pale ingot]

iedy gonna explode

[visual stirrup]

Alex reacted better when I accidentily made that joke about his arm

I really hit a nerve, huh

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/jorking-it-peaky-blinders-gif-10088721826384807297

[placid sail]

so what games were announced

aside from weird ciri witcher

[fading shuttle]

outer worlds 2 bro

im gonna nut, i cant wait

[pastel quartz]

Witcher 4 elden ring dlc

Goon Sim 2

[placid sail]

... did that game really need a sequel tho

[pale ingot]

I'm clothed and im edging right now

[fading shuttle]

what in the everliving fuck are obsidian doing developing another outer worlds game, werent they making avowed?

[pastel quartz]

They were

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1245037295426601081/1313555645580185620/busy.gif

[final cedar]

obsidian's only remaining IP

[pastel quartz]

Avowed.is gonna suck ass

[placid sail]

ohhh that one I was actually looking into a bit, seems like some generic ass rpg, but worth a try when it's out

[fading shuttle]

oh no, both games are gonna be shit cus they were developed in tandem, werent they

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/moyai-stone-face-gif-26105229

[fading shuttle]

obsidian making quality games by forcing themselves to develop 2 at the same time

[placid sail]

if the only dish in your restaurant is a shit sandwich, maybe invent other dishes instead of making double shit sandwich

[fading shuttle]

this will not backfire

[torpid owl]

quality, where?

[fading shuttle]

thats the joke

[torpid owl]

but the joke's just sad... where is our old obsidian

[fading shuttle]

its been 14 years bro

[final cedar]

[quartz ridge]

Most companies are shitty now tbh

Respawn isnt the same respawn as the ones who made titanfall 2 for example

[final cedar]

old obsidian staff already in nursing home

[torpid owl]

old man gaben still didnt change even after all these years... why can they be like him?

[quartz ridge]

Bunji isnt the same guys who made the halo CE - reach

[fading shuttle]

steam is currently getting sued for anti competitive practices

[fading shuttle]

Biggest reason being that steam forces publishers that sell their games on steam, when selling on a separate platform to list the game for the exact same or higher price, if steam wasn't holding majority market share, this would be fine, but because they do, this is active anti competitive monopolistic practice

[prisma venture]

Art

[quartz ridge]

The ones incharge of game companies now are all suits who want money

[quartz ridge]

Okay but everything other than steam sucks

Unless its GOG

[final cedar]

quiet's humming is so god damn annoying

[quartz ridge]

And even they have steam keys stuff

[fading shuttle]

that doesnt mean steam can break the law

[quartz ridge]

Okay but they should just make a better way to have all your games

Make something better than steam shrimple as

[fading shuttle]

thats an anti competitive practice because they are using their position as the largest store to dictate the price of games on other ones, thats illegal

[torpid owl]

you know... for a sniper named quiet

she is anything but quiet

sniper isnt even suppressed

[quartz ridge]

Skill issue on the publishers part tbh

[fading shuttle]

the person affected was an indie game dev, think the lawsuit is class action now

[quartz ridge]

Steam is the one thing that im fine with being a monopoly currently

[torpid owl]

fun fact, putting quiet's humming tape on repeat will act like diazepam until the tape breaks

[fading shuttle]

a monopoly can be fair, steam currently isnt

and thats steams own fault

[quartz ridge]

How much is steam forcing publishers to sell their games at

Cause if its above 60$ they can go fuck themselves

[fading shuttle]

can you read

[quartz ridge]

No

[eager igloo]

STUPID FUCKING IDIOT DISCORD APP LET ME SEE FUCKING OLDER MESSAGES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[quartz ridge]

Why would the price of a game even be different when its the same product

[pastel quartz]

Uwu

[placid sail]

viktor nation

[eager igloo]

That's how we feelin

[fading shuttle]

an indie dev wanted to list the game for a lower price on epic games cus he gets a bigger cut there and so didnt have to make it as expensive

[quartz ridge]

We should really be like that luigi fella and start cappping zillionares that ruin hobbies

[fading shuttle]

ok, i will shoot gaben (in minecraft)

[ruby minnow]

holy shit

[quartz ridge]

Do it then

[quartz ridge]

Why not have the same product be the same money

[naive bison]

should i learn how to play riven

[quartz ridge]

Does he not like money

[fading shuttle]

that doesnt matter, the issue is that steam is forcing him to do it

[eager igloo]

I like your cut g

[fading shuttle]

either same or higher price, this is anti competitive

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/chainsaw-man-power-denji-slap-slapped-gif-26950699

[torpid owl]

@pastel quartz why are you hot now

youre supposed to be darkwood alien tree

[eager igloo]

Maybe he's trying to get invited to kitten server again

[fading shuttle]

he cant sell his game for less on a separate store because then steam would remove it from theirs, thats evil and monopolistic

[ruby minnow]

yes steam should have a monopoly

[fading shuttle]

you can have a monopoly without breaking laws

[ruby minnow]

that is not fun

[hazy finch]

womp womp

[fading shuttle]

steam broke a law, and they are getting sued for it

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/arting-siamese-cat-gigachad-ambatukam-ambasing-gif-26293326

[quartz ridge]

But is it really a monoploy then

[fading shuttle]

yes?

[prisma quartz]

monopoly means having basically the entire market share for something

but keeping it by doing anti-competitive shit is the illegal thing

[fading shuttle]

what spice said, you can have a monopoly by providing a better product, which steam did, but they are currently enforcing their monopoly through anti competitive practices, which is illegal

[quartz ridge]

But like is it realllly a monoploy if you dont do illegal / sketchy shit

[fading shuttle]

yes

[quartz ridge]

No its not

If it doesn't involve illegal stuff its BORINGGGG

[naive bison]

mmmmmm

deliscous cold cuts

i just like tonathy sopranor

https://tenor.com/view/crying-gif-13220188667286123539

when the gabagool man was still healthy

him killing that one fat guy made him becomes cursed

with a bloodlust for gabagool

end seggregation 😭

[tidal trellis]

I don't do that shit, I'm sleeping by myself! Idot

[pastel quartz]

I always was hot

[split canyon]

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[fading shuttle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1263171318396882985/1308611909909610557/attachment.gif

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1245037295426601081/1257349331476811786/HateAlex.gif

[naive bison]

always amazed my how petty gods are apparently

[prisma quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1263171318396882985/1308611909909610557/attachment.gif

[stone blade]

outside there's a storm
streets have water running down
cars barely drive
dad: go buy me some cigarettes you're not made of sugar
@eager igloo @naive bison @winged phoenix @narrow lotus

[wraith osprey]

Free my bro

Dindonon

[hazy flower]

https://youtu.be/IwOItQ2_aAo?si=mOeH-k1NiI8ArASX

Gamma already in stalker 2

[stone blade]

our dads don't do that

[prisma quartz]

look at the bright side at least he's not the one going to get them

[glad carbon]

@high wing @mossy void finished game finally

ward ending is peak ngl

[stone blade]

if i speak I am in big trouble

[glad carbon]

"true" ending prolly

[pastel quartz]

Wat gam

[glad carbon]

[naive bison]

Please obliterate tanks in league

It's so boring to be one shot by bramble vest chain vest bami cinder

And deal zero DMG with full botrk tiamat

In a full 20 second fight botrk did like 150 dmg

Photoshop him holding the tree orb

[eager igloo]

Ur boring

[naive bison]

true

but you're nauseating

[slender rock]

alo ted

o

[slender rock]

xal's slavic

there's no fun

[naive bison]

that's not true

krokodil, alcohol and war

[eager igloo]

Im slavic too smelly

[placid sail]

I'm slavic and I'm the most fun person in your life

[glad carbon]

can we obliterate twinks

[narrow lotus]

In slavic and dont speak cyrillic , cant be more funny than me

4 more hours to go

Friday always feel like being trapped in hell loop

Kids are rabid on fridays

Got into prep school class, immediately get greeted by n word

[placid sail]

the more you check the time, the slower it goes

[narrow lotus]

tiktok ruined generations

[fading shuttle]

you are slavic?

arent you romanian

[eager igloo]

How do you speak cyrillic, its a script silly

[fading shuttle]

also that

[pale ingot]

so no men? weak twink

[split canyon]

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[naive bison]

Was gonna play more league but the api after the update is broken so I can't use u.gg

[tidal trellis]

Can a man not eat breakfast in peace

Damn you all

...AND WHO WAS BEHIND THIS

[eager igloo]

!guh

Kms

[tidal trellis]

Good try

[split canyon]

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[tidal trellis]

ACK

[eager igloo]

There we go

[inland jackal]

@eager igloo

[tidal trellis]

Why?!

[inland jackal]

[eager igloo]

Omg its W

[tidal trellis]

Hi W

[split canyon]

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[eager igloo]

Back from transophobic jail

[inland jackal]

[tidal trellis]

NOT AGAIN WHY, EVERYTIME

[inland jackal]

zdarova

[tidal trellis]

Idk what that means but hi

[eager igloo]

Cease

[inland jackal]

chair

[eager igloo]

I thought that's desirable

[inland jackal]

!true

[split canyon]

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[eager igloo]

Eurofighter classified documents have been leaked on WT forums

Yippee

[pastel quartz]

!repost

p!repost

[foggy mantle]

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[eager igloo]

Also I looked into offtopic and they are crying over game awards tf

[inland jackal]

they love crying

[coarse bear]

So does brainfart

[dreamy flax]

:flag_kz: 100000 Balkhash, Kazakhstan

:clock2: 13 December 2024, 14:58 (02:58 PM)
🌍 UTC +5.0
☀️ Day

☀️ Clear sky
🌁 79% humidity
🍃 E 80° | 6 m/s wind
🌡️ -11.15°C (Feels like -18.15°C)
11.93°F (Feels like -0.67°F)

[coarse bear]

A warm -11c

[dreamy flax]

:flag_ro: Iași, Romania

:clock11: 13 December 2024, 11:58 (11:58 AM)
🌍 UTC +2.0
☀️ Day

☀️ Clear sky
🌁 56% humidity
🍃 NNW 330° | 7.72 m/s wind
🌡️ 1.85°C (Feels like -3.15°C)
35.33°F (Feels like 26.33°F)

[pale ingot]

snh

s.mh

[river zealot]

Oh god

I awake

[placid sail]

never forget, offtopic are subhumans

[naive bison]

Just wanted to inform you guys that I had a monstrous shit just now

[river zealot]

You what?

[placid sail]

we got kazakhstan-level wind today here

[river zealot]

Pretty much how brainfart is huh

[placid sail]

the trees are shaking hard

[river zealot]

And they ban w for being transphobic

[eager igloo]

Woaw

[river zealot]

Yeah wind is strong here too

[eager igloo]

@pastel quartz would you like to comment on that

[dreamy flax]

:flag_ua: Dnipro, Dnipropetrovsk Oblast, Ukraine, 49000

:clock12: 13 December 2024, 12:05 (12:05 PM)
🌍 UTC +2.0
☀️ Day

☁️ Overcast clouds
🌁 57% humidity
🍃 NNW 329° | 9.41 m/s wind
🌡️ -3.15°C (Feels like -10.15°C)
26.33°F (Feels like 13.73°F)

:flag_ru: Moscow, Russia

:clock1: 13 December 2024, 13:06 (01:06 PM)
🌍 UTC +3.0
☀️ Day

☁️ Overcast clouds
🌁 62% humidity
🍃 NW 325° | 6.84 m/s wind
🌡️ -6.15°C (Feels like -13.15°C)
20.93°F (Feels like 8.33°F)

[eager igloo]

Abit chilly innit

[placid sail]

-6 is manageable, but strong wind makes it a lot worse

[tidal trellis]

Me what??

[river zealot]

Don't worry about it

[tidal trellis]

??

I'm worrying about it now

[river zealot]

Go your way stalker

[tidal trellis]

You and whose army, I do not listen to you

[placid sail]

go do your fucking job

[tidal trellis]

I already am!!!!

Goober

[inland jackal]

flop confirmed twink?

[pale ingot]

hi twinkle

[tidal trellis]

That's out of context!

[placid sail]

no back talk you slut

[tidal trellis]

That is out of context!

Who you calling...that?!

[wooden surge]

[tidal trellis]

That is a horrible thing to call me

[wooden surge]

Denser than a nuetrino core

[tidal trellis]

[inland jackal]

@pale ingot looks like we getting another new year tree decorating event in stal

also maitenance till 14h cet

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/tree-meme-twerk-dance-funny-gif-14494203691009250480

[pale ingot]

elaborate

[inland jackal]

last year, everyone gets their tree
you find ornaments in normal storage units, crates etc
ornaments have different rarities and give more points
if you complete an ornament set, you get 2 charms and 2 camos

depending on the set you finished

[placid sail]

sounds a lot like a part of my building is about to be blown off by the wind

[pale ingot]

sigmaaaaaaaa

[eager igloo]

A decision has been made, strong liquor today

What liquor do I buy

[inland jackal]

jaeger

[placid sail]

promise me that if I succumb to the icy unforgiving fangs of winter, you will bully Artyom in my stead and won't let him walk the path of madification

[upper shore]

Did someone say strong liquor

[pale ingot]

just go into the hills and find the nearest moonshine seller

[eager igloo]

That sounds so cool

[pale ingot]

type of shit make your eyeballs melt off

[placid sail]

I have my way with words. do I have yours?

[wooden surge]

Spirytus rektyfikowany POLMOS

[eager igloo]

Typa shit that would be passed on by temple guards through generations

I vow that till I draw my last breath I will cause him problems

Why do I get notifications when someone reacts to message now tf

[placid sail]

the pact is sealed, I thank thee

[eager igloo]

Jäger sounds tempting but prolly no

Moonshine is nono

I was thinking spiced rum

[wooden surge]

Kraken

[placid sail]

I've been drinking gin lately almost exclusively and getting a bit tired of it

some brown rum would be nice

[wooden surge]

Or Bumbu

[river zealot]

God damn man

You sure do have a way with words

[dreamy flax]

:flag_ro: Bucharest, Romania

:clock12: 13 December 2024, 12:20 (12:20 PM)
🌍 UTC +2.0
☀️ Day

☀️ Clear sky
🌁 68% humidity
🍃 E 100° | 5.14 m/s wind
🌡️ 3.85°C (Feels like -0.15°C)
38.93°F (Feels like 31.73°F)

[narrow lotus]

[fading shuttle]

artyom will be madirex 2, the dark gods have willed it so

[river zealot]

Bro you have it the best

[eager igloo]

Clear sky?????

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/release-me-far-cry-5-crying-screaming-nutting-gif-7759256987725887902

[placid sail]

me and alexa locked down in a duel of fates screaming ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS

IF SHE BREATHES SHE'S A THOOOOOT

[inland jackal]

@river zealot

[river zealot]

Hey w

[inland jackal]

pizda @steel bone

[narrow lotus]

du-te-n pizda matii

common grandpa knowledge

[inland jackal]

holy shit im black and on Hawaii

[pale ingot]

lore accurate?

[torpid jewel]

you should go to paris

[inland jackal]

got swarmed and had only one bolt in crossbow

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-cadet-floopers-9000-floppers-sir-yes-sir-gif-3623413836398855336

[pale ingot]

5. thousand. twinkers

[inland jackal]

1.twink. || @tidal trellis ||

[pale ingot]

man im tired

im eepy

[tidal trellis]

[pale ingot]

but cant eep

[inland jackal]

i can harrass twinks but not trans people

or can i

https://tenor.com/view/michael-stephens-vsauce-mind-on-isolation-gif-26028082

[slender rock]

leave them alone

we just tease flop

[torpid jewel]

just harrass everybody

[inland jackal]

[torpid jewel]

nobody can call discrimination

[slender rock]

fuck you weslie

[torpid jewel]

that's what i do (i should go to therapy)

[inland jackal]

@pale ingot we should make unturned server again

[pale ingot]

too annoying to do

[pale ingot]

takes a whole 10 minutes to do

[pale ingot]

i don wann make a unturned sv

[river zealot]

The fucking fed knows where i live

[tidal trellis]

They got blur

We lost him

[slender rock]

shut up twink

[tidal trellis]

Man down

[inland jackal]

@coarse bear pin this or turn it into !flop2

[tidal trellis]

I'm not the one posting this, am iiii? Hmm??

[slender rock]

wear the ears flop

[wooden surge]

Time to do 500 version

[tidal trellis]

Dry is friend, he'd never

[hazy finch]

i would but capcut would shit itself if i tried

[wooden surge]

Just spam a few and pretend it's 500

[hazy finch]

you can have a max of i think 15 images shown on the screen at once

[wooden surge]

No retard in here will actually count that it is 500

[round sapphire]

hello brainfart inhabitants i have awoken

[hazy finch]

remember when i did that "500 yummers" gif i tried to do an actual 500 version but i had that problem

[wooden surge]

Hello miner

[round sapphire]

I have chosen to wake up at a nice and cold 4:30am

After sleeping at 12

[inland jackal]

hello miner

[round sapphire]

Basically like 5 or 4 hrs of sleep

Not tired tho

[round sapphire]

Unturned is fire

[glad carbon]

@wooden surge ❤️

[placid sail]

bro it's -6, strong wing and snow outside, why do I hear birds chirping

[wooden surge]

@glad carbon

[placid sail]

am I losing it

[glad carbon]

no

u already have

[round sapphire]

Dang

[coarse bear]

They REALLY wanna fuck

[round sapphire]

22 f rn

[hazy finch]

its a bird bro fucking calm down

[round sapphire]

bird forgot to migrate

[hazy finch]

you want something to be schizo over try spiders

[ruby minnow]

ITS THE BRINGER OF COLLAPSE

[round sapphire]

its like home alone fr, that bird was left alone

[placid sail]

honestly same

[hazy finch]

1200 AD ass threat

[coarse bear]

POV: The last bird of its species calling for a mate it'll never find

https://youtu.be/x2KH5AoyeBc

[round sapphire]

Isnt that the thundrbird

[coarse bear]

And Bz is complaining about it

Heartless

[round sapphire]

Which is also a cryptoid or wtv like bigfoot

[placid sail]

I have so much shit planned for next few days I'm not sure I'll survive

[ruby minnow]

why did it go extinct is it stupid?

[river zealot]

[coarse bear]

We ate it :)
Probably

[river zealot]

Damn

[ruby minnow]

yum

[round sapphire]

Nvm not thunderbird

Its a small cock and thunderbirds are massive cocks

[wooden surge]

Thunderbird is mail program from Mozzila

[hazy finch]

thunderbirds are go!

[round sapphire]

[hazy finch]

how could a man be so clueless to such high levels of peak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfIAKj3Gl1E

[round sapphire]

Im 15

[hazy finch]

womp womp

[round sapphire]

I didnt grow up with what you guys had prior to my gen

[ruby minnow]

I'm so hungry i could eat a-

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/309795962518372354/1315321025696895039/Horse.gif

[hazy finch]

i turned 18 3 days ago bro it aint that big of a gap

[ruby minnow]

you're a kid bro frrrr

[round sapphire]

Under the impression that everyone in this channel is older than 20

[hazy finch]

if you woke up at like 4am and you wanted to watch tv as a kid you would turn on the tv and that show is what would play at that time

[inland jackal]

after all that nothingness lets hope i find like a pickaxe or a shovel

[river zealot]

Can i have some ibuprofen, i have a headache

[hazy finch]

also the entire show is free on youtube too

because of the early morning airings the episodes are like 45 mins each

[river zealot]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6lCn2IK3UJHf4mCccFwVMZ?si=gtU4gKVKQTCJFza2N03_PQ

@inland jackal

[hazy finch]

oh ma gah is that the csgo bhop song

[river zealot]

What now?

[hazy finch]

like a child saying "look its skibidi toilet" to hl2 gman

[river zealot]

[inland jackal]

finally something good from ya

[narrow lotus]

https://www.reddit.com/r/AmIOverreacting/comments/1hcvix8/aio_girlfriend_23_says_i_cant_play_a_character_in/

[upper shore]

Can't tell if you're making fun of people who know The A La Menthe from phoon's speed demon-ing from the CSS days, or people who know it as the "CS:GO bhop song" without knowing about phoon or the actual original song.

[narrow lotus]

idk if this is real or not

but holy shit

[hazy finch]

2nd one

"admin hes doing it sideways"

[upper shore]

Aight that makes sense

[inland jackal]

sera isnt lesbian

[upper shore]

Very "hl2 gman being recognized from skbidi toilet" esque indeed

[hazy finch]

anyway for my birthday i got blacksmithing equipment waiting a couple extra days to get the rest of the stuff needed i just need an air blower for the forge and ill be good to go

[round sapphire]

fr y r u 🤤 retard alert

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/impressive-based-american-psycho-gif-24694654

[narrow lotus]

the brainrot is insane

holy shit bro just kill yourself

[hazy finch]

gotta make a sword to fend off against the spiders afterall

maybe a couple arrow heads for a bow

[inland jackal]

game alone has like 200 champs in total

[upper shore]

Mf over here playing australian dark souls

[round sapphire]

Billions must speak ganglish

[river zealot]

Why are you guys so suprised, you should have seen this coming ages ago, I am Ukrainian, i am in IT, i sit in brainfart all day, like somewhere down the spiral i would start wearing dresses

[upper shore]

wait what

[inland jackal]

you forgot ""

now i have doubts

[hazy finch]

though i need to make some tongs first and foremost right now im using the pliers in a multitool as my metal grip device and that is definitely gonna cause complications down the line

[placid sail]

shameless theft of that finnish streamer's joke

smh thieftyom

[inland jackal]

oh i remember that

[narrow lotus]

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/obama-politics-thanks-obama-gif-5262539

[inland jackal]

https://www.tiktok.com/@livefailsshorts/video/7298819775403281697

first time i saw that guy, i thought he was pewdiepie for some reason

[hazy finch]

hes staring into my soul

[river zealot]

Ok but it was very funny in this context tho

[hazy finch]

anyway im not gonna give a shit about the opinions of a guy whos face looks like a 1:1 recreation of a Van Gogh painting

[placid sail]

son, I raised you to be original and creative

[narrow lotus]

Girl lends 100 bucks to a dogshit friend that doesnt pay back

She risks of having to sell her dog or shit to afford insulin

Why lend money to people if you dont have any?

[river zealot]

[inland jackal]

the fucking neck

[hazy finch]

final piece im waiting for is a hand crank air blower to get the coals hot enough to smack metal into different shapes

[upper shore]

Shouldn't generally lend money anyway. Never expect anything back.

[glad carbon]

@placid sail @wooden surge gn pookies

@steel bone

[steel bone]

[inland jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/luna-cat-shaking-head-gif-13593506101986476598

[steel bone]

Hi kitten

[inland jackal]

https://youtu.be/e5okzK_YW0Q?si=oTcdo4XlGs6jSmqk

[steel bone]

[inland jackal]

[steel bone]

[inland jackal]

https://youtu.be/p9JcNbklXWs?si=WZCRufdysDZyXJUk

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-ratt-gif-4861345091465343886

[steel bone]

WAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[inland jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/serba-serbiangamesbl-gif-19505145

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/boy-kisser-boykisser-boy-kisser-type-type-typing-gif-4348094406361571449

[inland jackal]

@stone blade https://youtu.be/oJr_UpVzOro?si=FxUa1GXTXlERr952 shes bulgarian

[hazy finch]

i got very confused for a moment the beginning sounded like some techno remix of some middle eastern song

[inland jackal]

literally same song but different singerhttps://youtu.be/Z1PHKbBxs5Y?si=bKqminC4VfamPRdL

[inland jackal]

bulgarian one was made 4 years ago while lepa brena made this 12years ago

[stone blade]

yes

[steel bone]

Remove

[stone blade]

bulgarian one was NOT made 4 years ago

thats just when the vid was uploaded stupid

[inland jackal]

[inland jackal]

[glad carbon]

thats u

flopkisser

gn @coarse bear

tell me if u enjoy the ending of s2

whatever one u get

[steel bone]

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-kitten-pillow-hiding-pet-gif-17927696

[tidal trellis]

Omg cute cat

That is so cute

My heart

[glad carbon]

cute flop

dont say ur ugly or disowned will pour sand on ur bed

[inland jackal]

@tidal trellis stop soaping your cat

[tidal trellis]

But I am ugly though

[tidal trellis]

What the hell does this mean?!

[glad carbon]

subjective

[tidal trellis]

no is factual data

[glad carbon]

weseli might be pretty to you but ugly to 99% of the general public

[fresh rose]

nah ur dead

[river zealot]

Gn frot

[glad carbon]

can u tuck flop in 4 me

thanks artyom

[round sapphire]

Evil puss

[river zealot]

https://www.reddit.com/r/stalker/s/6ru7XrkR1f

@narrow lotus

[inland jackal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS3YgsmjIVo

@stone blade @fresh rose @lone cedar @tacit bolt

[rancid iris]

brainfard has scruvy

so sad

[inland jackal]

[eager igloo]

Sauerkraut defficiency 😔

[potent hamlet]

Rings me a bell but can't remember which

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noeCQ51U4oA

[inland jackal]

@hollow fog

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to mirrowel

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[potent hamlet]

Oh, right

That's why

[dreamy flax]

:flag_ua: Dnipro, Dnipropetrovsk Oblast, Ukraine, 49000

:clock1: 13 December 2024, 13:39 (01:39 PM)
🌍 UTC +2.0
☀️ Day

☁️ Overcast clouds
🌁 57% humidity
🍃 NNW 327° | 8.59 m/s wind
🌡️ -3.15°C (Feels like -10.15°C)
26.33°F (Feels like 13.73°F)

[river zealot]

We are taking a walk

[river zealot]

Hey Al

[river zealot]

How its going

[slender rock]

same expression

[inland jackal]

[river zealot]

Man house was a good show

[slender rock]

still is

[river zealot]

They don't make it no mo

[slender rock]

I know

[potent hamlet]

Fine fine, and you?

[slender rock]

but it still being ran

[inland jackal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRHqMwedyY4 @stone blade

ciga and inspectors

[river zealot]

Good, it snowed this night

[inland jackal]

finally some good music

[potent hamlet]

Wooow so cool

[potent hamlet]

Pink pantheress is good watchumean

[inland jackal]

what

i just said some good music

[slender rock]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uG7DuMtPQO4?feature=share

[inland jackal]

also its this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jK2aIUmmdP4

get your 2010-2014 music right

[river zealot]

Winter holidays are almost a month this year

[inland jackal]

[worldly gate]

Also doesnt help that Obisidian nowadays is just leaning heavily towards DEI crap

[river zealot]

Interesting

[upper shore]

"expression"

[slender rock]

@river zealot AT's need to learn this

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OZ2Cquf17Qw?feature=share

LOOK LEFT, LOOK RIGHT, LOOK REAR, ASSBLAST CLEAR!

[wooden surge]

Night night bby

[inland jackal]

@river zealot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZaC6aJLQlc

[river zealot]

All the fucking snow melted already

Bruh

[glad carbon]

artyom icant sleep

[hazy finch]

this is why nobody likes mcdonalds anymore

[round sapphire]

Yall fw my cat

[inland jackal]

[river zealot]

You wont believe where it says "gullible"

[hazy finch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/739504057973997652/1085593589255507978/resize.gif

[upper shore]

y'all fw my desk

[round sapphire]

Yeah

Show the keyboard

I wanna see the crumbs and dirt between those cracks

[river zealot]

@placid sail

[round sapphire]

Make sure the flash is on

[round sapphire]

Gonger

[round sapphire]

Cant believe a mcdonalds worker from my state snitched

Truly distraught

Thing is hes not getting a reward since its NYPD and he called not tipped

[round sapphire]

Wtf

Russians are mad

[inland jackal]

mad horny

[round sapphire]

Must be the north korean soldiers

Gooner uprising in Russia and Ukraine

Wearing a shirt that might get me dresscoded

Kublai Khan Tx shirt

[steel bone]

Snitching huh

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus

[inland jackal]

we share the memes only difference is in language

[steel bone]

[inland jackal]

[round sapphire]

Yeah he called when he saw luigi mangione or wtv eating in the dining area

[steel bone]

Ahh neiiu

[round sapphire]

True

[tidal trellis]

How many more days will the same scam caller keep trying to scam me

I'm never gonna pick up

[round sapphire]

Answer but stay quiet

[brittle wigeon]

[tidal trellis]

My house too loud

[brittle wigeon]

сиськодаво

[steel bone]

Вна2ре

[tidal trellis]

What he say???

[round sapphire]

Username is mischevious

[dreamy flax]

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[inland jackal]

whats even happening

[slender rock]

be louder

[brittle wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/топдрузябандо-бабаджоба-сталкер-сталкер2-стрелок-сталкер-gif-8086819743968637215

[round sapphire]

Start screaming bloody murder and screaming for help and start slamming on walls

[brittle wigeon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1272917079934369802.gif?size=48&animated=true&name=DA_yes

[steel bone]

Fisting

What else can it be

[slender rock]

what

[inland jackal]

пизда флоп

[steel bone]

[brittle wigeon]

[tidal trellis]

My mom's in the house, she'll literally die of worrying about me if I begin screaming

[atomic crane]

pizda flop

[tidal trellis]

Thats stupid

[round sapphire]

Why does he have that asa pfp

[placid sail]

pet

[tidal trellis]

Plus it'd kill my voice

[round sapphire]

[tidal trellis]

What???

[atomic crane]

pizza flop

[river zealot]

Petted

[round sapphire]

Ok so new idea

[placid sail]

very good my son

[round sapphire]

Hold ur phone as you normally would

Speaker facing the ground

And begin slamming the speaker on a desk

Phone might break but its ok

[slender rock]

this is pornographic

[tidal trellis]

Are you crazy???

[atomic crane]

hold ur phone as you normally would, speaker facing ur butt

[round sapphire]

Perfectly logical

[shell venture]

bro got his cock out

[atomic crane]

begin brapping

[tidal trellis]

This phone costs more than my life

[atomic crane]

phone might break but its ok

[round sapphire]

LMAO

[tidal trellis]

If it gets destroyed, I GET destroyed

[steel bone]

Rate 1/10 flop

[brittle wigeon]

пизда флоп

[round sapphire]

OK new idea

[inland jackal]

1 twink out of 1 flop

[steel bone]

@tidal trellis rate 1/10

[tidal trellis]

Wha? 😵‍💫 is just a anime girl, idk what she saying

[round sapphire]

Get a hammer and begin hitting a desk with ur phone right next to it

[tidal trellis]

I think I'll just not pick up

[steel bone]

Appearance rating

[pale ingot]

twink wants to get destroyed by men

[narrow lotus]

Flop gurgle on deez

[pale ingot]

crrazzy

[tidal trellis]

HAM

[steel bone]

Тормоз бля

[round sapphire]

Hi ham

Hi iedy

[steel bone]

[atomic crane]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/174217524064419840/1098296297892622436/horsing.gif

[pale ingot]

hi noob

[round sapphire]

@narrow lotus do u fw my pussy

Hes a little fruity

[narrow lotus]

Damn

[slender rock]

allo

[tidal trellis]

I mean she looks cute, very typical anime girl so idk??????? 6 or 7? Idk 😵‍💫

[steel bone]

That's a guy

[tidal trellis]

Oh.

[atomic crane]

ur pussy has no idea whats about to happen to it (im gonna pet the shit out of it)

[tidal trellis]

oh.

[narrow lotus]

Its a drawing u sad sap

[round sapphire]

His friend or my "son" is tenfold fruitier

[narrow lotus]

[pale ingot]

stop leaking flop's physique

[round sapphire]

His names percival

Like the knight

[atomic crane]

percy cat

[tidal trellis]

That is not me!

[round sapphire]

Percival more like

PERC!!

😼

Its time for da percalatuh

[atomic crane]

percival 30 is the posh bri ish version

[pale ingot]

Iedy, can we duckass this guy

[steel bone]

[round sapphire]

Wanna see my other pussy

[ruby minnow]

the bay harbor rizzer

[round sapphire]

There 3 others but my other pussy is fruitier than percival

[atomic crane]

😳

[round sapphire]

his name sucks but

Its ickus

Story is

I wanted to name him Ike like Mike and Ikes the candy

[atomic crane]

that looks like a stock photo

[river zealot]

@placid sail @stone blade

[round sapphire]

Cold pussy

[dreamy flax]

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[round sapphire]

Oh brother

[atomic crane]

hairy pussy

[narrow lotus]

Payday just got into my account we did it

[placid sail]

the cat is pet, I am pleased

[stone blade]

бляяяя котик

[inland jackal]

you dont kno

[narrow lotus]

[round sapphire]

Paydayy 2 is fire

[narrow lotus]

Time to spend it all

[river zealot]

[narrow lotus]

I gotta put gas in ny car

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/screaming-gif-gif-13236175684798649698

[narrow lotus]

7.80 diesel we lost guys

[tidal trellis]

Why?!

[shell venture]

just activate your ultimate ability and steal it

[round sapphire]

Siphon gas

[pale ingot]

y not

[dreamy flax]

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[inland jackal]

[round sapphire]

get a 15 man crew to empty the pumps entirely

[shell venture]

?

[inland jackal]

i just saw some normal towers

thats all

[shell venture]

brain rot

[round sapphire]

Gonna look for other pussy pictures brb

[narrow lotus]

I wish but if you are romanian you know you never steal someone's fuel

You will die

Everything but the fuel

[pastel quartz]

typical Barsik

[shell venture]

[pastel quartz]

[pale ingot]

there are limits to what a romanian gets to steal

virginity not included

[narrow lotus]

A trucker will sleep thorugh a meteor shower, apocalypse and literal war

But the moment you open his gas cap on the truck is over

6th sense locked in

[inland jackal]

@narrow lotus

[steel bone]

[dreamy flax]

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[inland jackal]

[narrow lotus]

Me and the boys

[slender rock]

what the fuck

[pastel quartz]

[narrow lotus]

Hitler happy he conquered france like bro cmon now

[inland jackal]

whos in prais

paris

[pastel quartz]

[pale ingot]

Now we know who was in paris

[slender rock]

Iedy, I... sigh

[shell venture]

what is this dogshit

[pale ingot]

fuck you weseli i was typing it first

[round sapphire]

I got more pussy pic guys

[inland jackal]

idk man, maitenance ends in 30min

[round sapphire]

Wanna see ick when we first got him

[inland jackal]

dont

[narrow lotus]

Blitzkrieg but we fuck around and find out in Stalingrad

[inland jackal]

send it to my dm

[narrow lotus]

[slender rock]

PHRASING YOUNG MAN

[pale ingot]

[round sapphire]

Ive been saying pussy in reference to cats

Pussycat

[shell venture]

that trailer looked like shit

[slender rock]

this is the internet

[round sapphire]

Ill keep saying it

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/gex-gecko-gex-the-gecko-ps1-best-game-gif-17965538

[slender rock]

( -__-)

[shell venture]

just like that one time i was in stalker 2 chat

[round sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/sam-%26-max-sam-and-max-spin-post-this-dog-when-they-least-expect-it-post-this-when-they-least-expect-it-gif-5730025684877082768

[eager igloo]

That's the actual translation btw

[round sapphire]

Jammin

Glad I was raised with subjectively good music taste and not some weird rap shit like sexy red or wtv

[pale ingot]

senx epnis

[round sapphire]

spob