#🎪bruh-fart
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I'm a 6,1, 200 pound dude and even I wouldn't do that stuff
wtf is the question lmao
today i got told the same in class, lmao
and i was like: ''I just like it''
Type shit
⚖️ 200.0lb (pounds) is equal to 90.718kg (kilograms)
Almost fat, but he tall
me going around the forest like this and not giving a fuck
there is two cats fighting outside
- the gun obviously
nah
wtf
its midnight
or shout ''stfu''
@pastel quartz where jolly
you will chopped down and thrown into a fireplace
if you scream, they usually get scared beacuse they are on edge
where 把我的阴茎塞进搅拌机里,现在它是冰沙
he will be back
real
IKR
I already did
I'm not lean but also not quite fat, just sort of broad
well my penis grew up
nuh you're just an orb
I find it hilarious when cats do that OoOoOoOo thing when confronting eachother xD
cry about it
you dont got any bitches to ponder you
you will be plundered
jelly!!?!?!?
Hello all
plunder my nutsack
from the videos I've seen, fighting cats are actually quite locked in and difficult to distract
hey hydro
artem
anyways goodnight
my head hurts
I pranked my mongy dev team
come back when you have taste
i like booba but in moderation
night youyou
they did fuck all so I removed their access to the GitHub before I uploaded the finished site 2 hours before submission 
moderate my orb
tree has ascended to the orb
evil
this is truly one of the moments of all time
See you in few hours for TGA
12:30 gmt for me
Depends on your timezone
TGA?
The Game Awards
Game awards
The Great Analysis
its in 2 hours
did you see grok has been made free for Europe
Who dafuq watches that dei shit
https://www.youtube.com/live/LfnUQ-qKsdQ
Open it, you'll find the time
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artem how your day been
let me guess
Mid
Carabinero (Police) killed a dude that threatened him with a gun during operative in Antofagasta
It's not even started ahahahah
We hope it won't be boring
does this sound weird to yall?
Im a farseer
falco how’s your day been fella
Honestly real
See my orb
i mean, dont point a gun at a cop?
I use it to look into the future
До начала два тшасаххххх
i forgot to reply lmao
why would someone point a gun at a cop
I'm doing good
How retarded can you be
pretty good, had a walk, had some pizza, finished all my homework from the last couple days
retarded or guilty
gonna study some more JS and go sleep
Camon ingerland
looking very nice
but while a lot of cops are in the same place?
camon ingerland
you gotta be damn retarded
💥 💥
cats...?
Everton actually 
Scoar some facking goals
EVERTON EVERTON EVERTON
yeah, i forgot what i was doing
TELL US SOMETHING YOUR MOTHER DOESN'T KNOW
"The orbed one ponders the tree"
same
I shot a cop, then he shot me back xD
i talk to european strangers online
why cant it be both
We wuz playin airsoft n shiet
guilty retard

he pointed the gun at the cop and the cop popped him a couple times
and killed him
like, you gotta be darn stupid
warm milk please @stone blade
Dafuq are you then, Mesoamerican?
Osaka
I need emotional support I'm going through a scary section
i mean, did bro even get to shoot holy shit 
I need emotional support
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he did not lmaooo

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22.73°F (Feels like 10.13°F)
and then when its summer its fucking 40C
so he was going to shoot (guilty, possibly retarded) or thought he could threaten the cop (retarded, possibly guilty)
zaporoizihna
i hate this fucking place
I haven't had a hug in 2 years at least, deal with it xD
Here I made something to help you get through it 
MEAN
even tho i live in dnipro oblast, i think zaporozhia is closer to me then dnipro itself
he thought he could've threaten the cop
I'm terrified in jupiter underground and this is what you give me 
Sorry try this
WOW
he probably forgot that cops also have guns
speaking of scoar more fucking goals I just realised I’m in that crowd somewhere 
Berettas 92FS nonetheless

i mean, really good guns
i once saw a cop pulling a gun at a dude
it was awesome

god damn it tree I need emotional support!
berettas are nice tho
what section is it
that is so scary
hello homo
Just English things
how did you become a mystical orb @pastel quartz
love it mate
simp
damn bitch put me in a jar
bro got turned into a polished knob
a shperical jar
you ever saw an ak irl tho?
Two girls come running saying there's a guy that tried to rob the two girls, then they put at the back of the cop and a really raggedy ass dude appears and the girls say: ''He's got a knife'''
Random party in the street, has to be British, at least when the music is good xD
shouldnt have simped ya dumbass
shes bad tho
and the cop fucking pulled out the gun and pointed at him
might stick around yknow
ya but you aint getting none of it
for the view
the cops here got no balls
bro was just trying to cut fruit I bet
they wont use the gun even if they should
then another dude cuffed him, put him against the wall
where do you think the ones with balls went 

Where is here?
ukraine
and started to search him, he had it hidden in his pant in the back of his knee
@narrow lotus Pushed new database index structure, lemme know if it helped anything 
Ukraine
The Cossack Hetmanate
I remember we went to a game where it was relegation, went down 0-2 and came back 3-2 we all pitch invaded and partied for hours after lmao
please don't doxx me 
What cops in Ukraine, aren't they all in Kursk xD

Rightful Tatar Khanate clay 
A cop here rushed an active shooter without his vest on his chest, bro held it like a shield xD
He got killed btw...
I mean, even at war, there has to be cops
damn, that's cool but sad
Nah, send them all to the lines
for some reason a lot of active shooters in serbia
is this that one recent incident in serbia?
What is with all the fucking Serbs in here?
dont be ruski
Stalker
bro he is serbian
They had to fly in special forces because our towns PD is retarded xD
''Send them all to the lines''
I'm Vlach
who will send more people to the lines if theyre all already at the lines? 
Send the russians too xD
@shell venture
ILL RIP OF YOUR DAMN HEAD
we shouldnt be talking about this
@quaint ore OH BRO
Yep, most since the reign of Vucic started
new 3rd oshb video
Man botox is the most retarded shit ever
i cant imagine a world where it is a good thing
Saw it
it has some non-cosmetic applications...
Nope, there wasn't one for a year or two, but there was a falsely reconstructed roof of the second largest citys train station falling and killing 15 people, massive protests for two weeks now
im more talking about the people who take it to look like a lizard cause they cant handle wringles
Oh I meant the shooting earlier this year
That was an Albanian terrorist, i was thinking more like internal fights among serbs
Great my ass
like a serbian film
this wasnt an internal fight among serbs? 
perverted old man dutyer vs clueless young twink freedumber
Never watched that xD
vs grumpy doomer clearskyer
please dont
its just horrible
its the only movie i regret watching fr
vs chad thieving bandit
vs needle dicked asshole merc
Technically you're right, since the guy was born in Serbia, but he's albanian
again:

🤓
I dunno why they called it that, i think it was a publicity stunt or something
just avoid searching for that shit overall
Balkans and their fictional race differences
if its your country's movie and youre curious to watch go ahead
but i warn you its foul
that's rich coming from chilean
its like human centipide 2
99% same shit
like that meme about japanese and chinese and korean racism
Obviously they're all chinese 🤣

all of south america is just upsidedown mexico right?
RIGHT?
Chinese, Korean, Mongolian, Japanese, Vietnamese=Chinese xD
i dont agree with the first part but anyway
vs retard cuck ecologist
chileans are like the black chinese?
More like white Incas
@potent hamlet what do you call this?
vs stalker zombie
Lumpias
I just ate
now I want these
fuck you
not really
Sounds Baltic
rollo primavera
I saw them on a billboard called "tacos chinos" in Costa Rica 
Chileans and some Latin America countries has those brown Asian eyes people
Rollitos primavera are chinese food as long as i know
Pilipino xD
Fun fact
kinda
This guy is a z tard now
Spring rolls?
He's a lizard?
ok
yeah
Who is this asshol
TACOS
CHINOS
Only guessed because we use the word primovara
Chinese tacos, we get it xD
dont know
Cant wait to get on gamma and waste away again fr
spasia
Well they were under the Spanish more than the Balkans were under Ottomans xD

Filipinos are the Mexicans of Asia
The connection between Filipinos and Mexicans runs deep.
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see I am all about the food... I just want to try the food of the cultures
i am a fatass so
that's tracking
Who isnt
athletes
someone had to say it
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@tidal trellis isn't fat
Me personally I dont wver have an appetite often so im normally hungry
actually, strongmen arent really fat
Fat and muscle
he said who isnt
The fat makes them stronger somehow

Theyre athletes™️
That's just muscles that arent toned
I mean, was he a slave tho? 
we are all slaves
Of neo feudalism
neo serf represent
hello brainfart
Busy escaped mordor?
on what
is it called subway?
Bro went through the passage of Cirith Ungol
suprisningly yes
Yeah
Why are you even up
no it's "Moscow Metro" 
silence chernobyltyom
oof
Submarines
Lul

eat fresh
Тихо
and just don't be A Jared Fogle
And also have a celebrity representative with terabytes of illicit child imagery on their computer
lol
YABADABADOOOOO
Dermatitis is fucking awful
I wanna dance with you I wanna hold you tight I wanna make you mine tonight
busy you're drunk already?
My arms look like someone just very crudely peeled them with a peeler
Wash yo self
Psoriasis
Thats scalp shit
shut the fuckl up and dance
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psoriasis is errywhere
I dont have psoriasis
I don't dance
real Ivanko hours
I dont know hch abt skin conditions
Motion to change .357s name to Psoriasis
Thing is
ow my heart, thats, enough of underground sections for GAMMA for 4000 life-times
ow
Old gen moshpits
Someone falls you pick them up and you circle pit some more
Now your just gonna get flying kicked to the jaw by some 250lb 6'5 brute named Tom
never bite the hand of the one who fingers you
this subway is betyond delicious
try the turkey bacon ranch from firebouse subs
I am couple thousands kilometers shy of that
yabadabeday
Ban this guy
yaboboboboy
i did see some fat bitch get like 40 pizzas and eat them there
Jesus
fr
Cholesterol Farming
she was like 400kg
Shes gonna love that impending strokenor heart attack
ultra sigma, acually.
Hi ham
argg
Ham we have met before btw
there be treasure
i dont know
@finite quest
This guy
American food is so fucked
okay lemme check them

american food is literaaly all of the worlds food in oine place
u can get anything naywhere
yeah man i still dont have a clue who you actually are fuck you
dementia got too bad
gonna touch you ham
Life goes on
brainrotted
milk has to ripen
real shit
i dont care for pork but i like big juicy honey ham,
Adios
gngnn
gn my least favorite local tard
turkey is best in a soup 
i just made turkey soup
Gn artyom!
so good
They use some runoff shit from coal tar as additives to give food color
banned in eu
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what the fuck
that's not true brother
it was a while ago
...

yall eating tar?
like a very loign time ago
yall ate tar?
Cheese man95
no
muricans so pathetic, cant have kinder eggs 
yea?
Look at the ingredients in the sliced "bread"
muricans wont have kinder eggs but they'll eat corn starch with coal tar dye
Tar is not so off
tatrazine or yellow dye #5 look it up
rhey used tar in the 1800s
These retards eat the toy and toss the chocolate
stopped 1950
thats not coal tar....
petroleum
i mean still not great for you
but still
Wanna see food thats bad for you? This shit is like pure red 40
benzin 
when the red 40 kicks in
plus iv genuinely never had a food with Tartrazine in it
that's some cartoony ass foot
naming food additives with color + number makes them super sus
just because its legal doesnt mean its in everything yellow
thanks kharn the betrayer :)
busy has never seen a normal person's feet
Red 40 is easier to say than this
red dye is literally just bugs
I intentionally spread my grippers out for comedic effect
i dont even think theres studies proven that red 40 is bad for people in the amounts that are actually in food
They put asodicarbonamide in what they call bread...
ez to say bro
what brand
my bread consist of weat and its brown
asodicarbonamide is like wonder bread bleached white
now give that shit to a 2nd grader in a spelling bee
Any sliced bread
thats nit truw
If you're not buying your bread from a bakery you're fucked
You must realize they are feeding this shit to kids from a young age
my bread comes fromt eh store and its not bleached white....
it does not have asodicarbonamide
yes....
Then it most likely has
rip
i live next to the factory that makes the bread i eat
its wheat and has no additives
Do you have the packaging?
Almost every brands that sell sliced bread use ADA and other agents to keep the bread soft and extend shelf life since it's sliced
why would it have to be slices too
mine doesnt.....
im literally telling you its not in the bread
fair enough man
why are you talking about bread brainfart
nowhere in the ingrediants does it say that
its wheat
ive never had bread in my life that has had asodicarbonamide
someone was talking about fat poeple which evolved to talking about american food naturally
If it's anything that looks like sliced wonder bread then it prob has ADA, it's recognized as "generally safe" by US food standards
splendid
Do you keep bread in the fridge?
no
okay?
i dont eat woderbread
thats poor poeple shit bro
why?
did someone say wonderbread
Nice so you eat real bread
Why would I ? it's gone in 2 days max
just because its legal doesnt mean you have to eat it
Gona go play gamma now see ya fellas
people thinkk all foods in the stores have garbage in them
its as simple as reading ingrediants
every single attempt of yours to eat healthy food is ubndermined by the fact that there's microplasic absolujtely everywhere which has definitely negative consequences to your helath
there
thats the same almost evrywhere
but fat wise im not gfetting fat cuz of microplastics
its almost impossible to avoid most things now adays
damn. so do you eat a lot of bread or are your bread packages small?
Many people don't read
I just get a baguette and it eat in 2 days, maybe 3 if I use it with sauce meals
why am i reading about evil dick
It's not much
what about the elevator
How to get a surveillance state in 10 easy steps
its not good for you
no wayt
oh ok
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there's things that only makes everyhing worse for everyone
and this dude will probably die
if he gets life sentence he won
"step spark im stuck"
ehh
@narrow lotus
nvm
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thats u
y
aint it the same thing
did bz get drafted
mao zedong-ifier machine

I'm comging to califorian to pacifty your asas
brain damage
throw him into a meat grinder
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@narrow lotus
pajarito
Cute

u
cutie
no
then youre not ugly
master level racist
same
I’ll give you an objective review
Just got the selfie
omg send me a selfie and ill make you a beanie
Flop IS ugly
i dont believe you
why is it so damn COLD
i will not accept flop slander
HELP
how cold is it
shivering as I type this
how cold
I can't say cuz information google gives vs my parents give, differs and idk
who to believe more
@high wing lets warm up vro
use the bot command for country
aight vro
Oh rats
Goodness gracious
Stamping his feet as he says it
it isn't!
Moxxie, from helluva boss
he's literally me
(almost)

horrible morning brainfart
Usually is
@high wing u went ward first run right
If it was a good morning I'd be fishing
second
is the fight with ||strelok ||supposed to be this underwhelming
Wokenup so tired I'm.fentposing
Idk men

hi cutie
hey cutie
ok nvm it was just bugged
dude ate 1 gauss round and died
reloaded save and it was an actual fight
lol
@high wing wheres the mf drum mag for the saiga in this place
its on a saiga 12
theres like a room that has a crap ton of meds and weapons
and youll see a bunch of greenboxes and medkit boxes
i got a kharod and ram 2 from a room but i already had better stuff
i dunno how much changes if you go against|| strelok||
Having a blankie while sitting on the pc with hot coco is peak winter mood
They put it in such a place, where saiga is just completely pointless 
i dont get why the drum mag is only available at end game
such a dumbass idea
i hope they give us ng+
or kinda like what cyberpunk does that puts you right before point of no return once ou beat it
i might download the mod where random enemies will have attachments
If only
I already pretty much picked the late game gear, without starting the 1st mission the moment you leave the lesser zone 
yeah nothing is really stopping you
Even shimmied my way into pripyat, to pick up extended mag for saiga
not like the old stalger games
theres a few extended mags you can find for saiga
but i think its all in pripyat?
Not only the mag
But the last blueprint for saiga is also at the point of no return
thats also really REALLY stupid
1 in pripyat, as far as its documented iirc
Guarded by 2 burrers 
Btw
I didn't know Grok's bs Loot claim was plaguing stalker 2
(he was also snoring... While dead) 
yeah i uploaded a clip when i encountered that
the first bandits i found one of them was snorin
He is clearly just unavailable, please return Tuesday-Thursday between 1-3 pm
theres a mono called max sleepy
excellent piloting
ty
got a burer problem? no longer burer problem
@heavy peak watch this 
Fun fact
All mutants (except for rats)
Have armor rating
Some have more than a fucking exo
So literally, ap ammo is king
And more pen the gun has is king
Im using it for my 2nd playthrough
Just control it better
literally one shot
i dunno if its the mod
but it has insane kick
youre using gluttony right?
- Not my clip
- It doesn't have an insane kick
HAVE YOU USED IT
I used it stock, so idk what you're talking about 
sure if youre fighting chimera thats hard to miss
but trying to go for a mono thats a distance away
i should have clipped it
i think the mod messed with the values of the lmg
it shouldnt have more recoil than the svu
This scene finally makes sense
it weighs like 20kg in game
i have more control with the sniper rifles than i do the lmg
s5 not to be rude but are u stupid
both are man portable
they're meant for infantry use
lmg is light for a reason
im not lugging around a dshk
the gluttony mentions it was suppose to be a mounted gun
its still shooting 7.62x54, should have same recoil as a normal pkm
Yes
But again that lmg has to be either mounted
Or put on a bi pod
Its not meant to be used as an AR
oh rip i dont have a regular lmg on me to test
Aside the whole going full John Rambo with it, controlling it as if it was an airsoft gun
At the end of the day, the gun is still shit 
wasnt the old gmaes the lmg being the most powerful
trade off being having ammo for it
I don't remember it being that
Other than having an absurd spread
im so tired of this nvidia app being shit to record stuff
(i only mainly remember it in modpacks, and it was always shit...)
Use obs 
is it easy to use
i was using experience and it was fine
but fucking geforce app just works when it feels like it
As easy as using experience.... Once you set it up
Ye i haven't installed the new all in one app from them
I still have the old control panel and gfe
Altho i no longer need gfe, since i moved from shadowplay to obs
(And Ansel just refuses to work)
isnt that mainly due to the weight tho?
and steadying it
not solely recoil
Look at how marines or whoever is experienced with lmg's, use it while moving
dorg
because its too heavy to hold to ur eyes to aim correctly
The weight mitigates recoil though
@heavy peak do you know if obs has an option like geforce to record the last 2 minutes of gameplay?
Iirc it does
Can't check it, since im in bed
Google it
thats what iiim sayin
especially with the glutton
500 round mag of 7.62x54 would mitigate a lot of recoil
ah i think its replay buffer
even if its all balanced around the middle of it
Glutton being a unique lmg from the ward guy?
Nvm
(i didn't know about unique lmg)
the boss baby
52 second mark
now imagine that with an exosuit
game picks ur ass with recoil for no reason other than "balance" which is already the case with how little the fucking round does
50 rounds 7.62x54r belt fed, standing
Swapping calibre on dnipro is pointless tho, no?
5.45 Ap from it kills exos in 2 headshots already
the ward exosuit has a 20-30accuracy boost upgrade
but i dont get why thats not a default
WHATS THE POINT OF THE EXO
ehhh not really
asides from carry weight
you can put a 4x on it
unlike the pkm
so it becomes a nice DMR
7.62 isnt even rare if u are smart about it
theres so many stashes that give out AP and basic
i had like 1500 basic and 1200 ap by the end of the game
Ye but again unnecessary
It 2 taps exos with ap 5.45 already, because of its high pen stats.
And svd/svu 1 taps them to the head with a regular ammo 
Tbh thats my whole setup in the game + saiga for mutants
Takes too long to charge up
And that is the trade off
Insane damage for a slow charge
Why is an lmg so shit if it only appears in end game
nuh uh
or atleast sin-like mfs
Most useful against 4 armor mutants 
poorf
granite-3 have shields
spoiler you fuk
granite-3 is nonsense
i used gauss on them
yeah they're eating normal rounds and shooting off purple sparks
and they fucking jitter step like old unisg
wtf
idk if that one was a bug
one just slid like a foot and left a weird trail
hes trying his best
TGA going great
someone literally posted a wall of text of boobs
i cant wait for titanfall 3 and half life 3 to be announced : ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
@high wing thats what it is
they pop a fucking burer shield
and eat every round for a little second
Today was my first day in karate
they go wavey and then all ur impacts on em turn purple
they also make the poltergeist kinesis sound
oh i found the saiga @high wing
okay wow wtf
they put it AFTER 2 bossfights and like 90 enemies
really cool
Yep
If I ever end up working as Uber and some fucker tryna rob me, I'm probably gonna go full rally mode and try to kms with him or them
It would be pretty funny
Theres also 3 more mags that exist but not found in the game btw
I wanna play stalker
holy fuck they literally full auto me with a gauss rifle
The kharod tape mags, the drum mag for grom-14 and the gp37 drum mag
awesome bug
kharod tape mag exists
its ine hte swamps
I said they exist
Just not found
But i guess that eliminates 1
The other 2 so far no one has found
tape mags shouldnt be called extended
stupid mf game
Lol
map shows 2 extended near eachother but one is tape
Thats weird
i wonder
Still haven't installed gamma
Gonna try to beat the anomaly campaign
thats the one in gamma too
same campaign






