#πͺbruh-fart
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enjoyable game
same, then i replayed it recently
what was that giant sphinx creature with the massive boobas
why'd the devs add that in
"guardian of mana"

sphinx you say?
more of a lion centaur now t hat i google it
idk its some creature
Asking a kazakhstani that speaks Russian to translate from Ukrainian is peak American

honestly love the artbooks
the sketches and shit have a very unique style i just love
Tits
very fun and easy to get into
had surprising depth for what it was
wish the sequels weren't* cashouts that ruined the franchise
Were or weren't?
a mobile game pay 2 win arpg and some weird "child friendly" version of torchlight 2
You're Brazilian
3 is just 2 but dumbed down and made to play like a ported mobile game
Yapping
game looked worse
played worse
Quit that yapping and do doo doo fart
those mfs were like perma-minions
Aqua youre yapping
fishing system was nice too
Aqua stop yapping aqua
Too bad the IP is fucking ruined and dead
yeah looking at 3
it looks like babies first unity game
You're Brazilian now
I read neighbor as something different.
Henlo neighbor
I thought bro was role-playing grandpa at Thanksgiving
this boss was sick asf
Frota do you want a month of free gamepass
Gamepass is mega cringe
its free shit
Mhmm yummy DRM
Thatβs why Iβm trying to get rid of it
shore
DRM is tasty
Merry crimnus
Gamepass?
Game ass?
Ok Iβm getting a free code for it tomorrow
hello Iedy
vro is having a great time
damn this shit empty as hell
smh microcok aint ever porting crackdown or fable 2+3 to pc
When I had an xbox I cried to sleep everynight
Frota can we hold hands
check gamepass ones now
Im cold vro
okie
fallout shelter go hard wen you dont got a yapper in your ear
or you have a funky app to give yourself everything
Thanks vro
I wish I had my old 360's but all the Xbox One consoles and the Series. SUCK
Why create new naming schemes to confuse grandma during Christmas?
What is this guy talking about
tomfoolery
We're talking about funny hat people
I feel like you are the yapper in my ear
I bet you don't even clean your ears.
The wrym yapper
You are stin king
You right
I am Robert
idk but he typing
@coarse bear s2 sound design is so clean
the mf exo suits make a motor noise even when you throw bolts
I am riding with Biden
giving yo mam this penile bomb
Remember Herbert Moon
hey buddy
Morning
that's cut porn
yeah post the full version
the full image is in the moderator chat archived by iedy
Bold of you to assume i have the full version
can i get mod role for 3 seconds
No
That seems likea bad idea
holy
Is there a role with an orange color
modder
I found the uncensored version already
be a gamna mod dev
You gooners are weak
share it
Thatβs a lot of work just for a color
im too lazy
enlighten us

smh these fools cant use reverse image search
Already sent it to youyou
I gooned for 2 hours an hour ago
Up to him to give it to you guys
I am edge maxwell
Share with the class m8
slide @shell venture
2 barrels of grog for the picture
Literally took me 2 seconds
4 dabloons is the best i can do
Yar me coffers ainβt full
my blood is NOT in my brain rn
good enough
i don't believe in human rights
splendid
@idle veldt 
this server holding my nutsack

new Iedy pfp
I mean if you say so
how to make somali children
needs to be a speech bubble gif
They made Yakub the same way
sip
Damn youre still awake?
!hip
π«΅

Peak
p!yaris
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about to give a lesson on why to not be in a bunch
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@naive bison @narrow lotus
Good night frot, sweet dreams
I got banned in his chat for answering someone's questio of why there aren't any black pmcs in tarkov with "they would be too hard to see in night raids" 
π 
goodnight frot
It's true though
The amount of cigarettes i smoke i probably cause 99% of the aur pollution in my area
Itβs kinda depressing
I smoke loke 3 paxks a day
that's you instead of going to bed
Come on say it
And 100% of tumors in your lungs in 5-10 years
@stone blade
how old are you?
My mom
literally just 20?
Yeah why
you don't seem 20
banger
and you're smoking 3 packs a day, right
Say like two and a half
^
I dont buy packs
that ain't changing much lol
I roll them
tf

hello azo
Hi anus
hi silly
Shurup men 
@digital quartz we hopping on fortnite cs?
Gae
Oh sweet jesus
Suboptimal situation
Do want
oil up vault dweller
Actually I'm playing fallout 2 so I'm the chosen one not the vault dweller π€
Bet 
A pedophile? 
Huh?! Is ohne a pedo?
@weary kindle
Guess what is the job of the guy who swears the most at my workplace
Ghost Buss
cock sucker?
(I assume you swear the most)
Why remove Drake from this one
With Drake it makes perfect opportunity
plumber
Wake up, shit, get out of bed
you dont know?
He's the receptionist isn't he?
? Did you not read what I said
i think we got the same joke, but from 2 angles
@shell venture
ye scurvy ridden dogs
I was gonna say hi but saw the meme you posted
I hope you blow up

ti ho pizzicato la tetta
Legal counsel
how do redditards just post their fuckups on the internet like this
@hoary elk
Aloo

Yo are you gonna say his job fucker?
:(
ur welcome
I'll blow you up first before he blows up
Took me a single google
everyone blows up
Hows it going busy
I better get a reach around 
Idk what that is
real
Dam
I did, pay attention next time
Dickhead 
I'm passing out drunk just fucking tell me
What the fuck is legal counsel
A fucking attorney?
Shame
the fuck you mean shame
if I can't play it, you can't refuse to not play it

How could he do this
Whar

holy shit
WHO MAKES 6 NESTED LOOPS IN A SINGLE FUNCTION
WHY HALF OF THE FUNCTIONS REPEAT THE SAME BITS OF CODE
AND WHY ARE COMMENTS IN FRENCH
I was sleeping???????? 
uuhhh personal attack tbh
Failtwink
can i suicide by mods by pulling a @ everyone
boot up elite dangerous
First time since horizons came out
Make more money in 2 hours of thargoid hunting than i did in my first 30 hours of the game

Thats including time required to outfit my ship to even be remotely effective at it
your fault for not playing x4
Fucking my friend who I was playing with
Made like 2 billion credits through thargoid hunting
I had never seen credits in that amount
dont fuck friends, it a friendship killer
His combat rank: competent
Mine: Master, very close to elite

I had to grind forever for my first millions
One of the most viral memes this year was about Luigi struggling to get healthcare
I made most money core mining
Twas like 20 mil every run
Hey cori
Hello
I did most of my money in conflict zones
Back when kills would stack onto multiple conflict zone contracts

Y'all talking about elite dangerous?
Yes
I did exclusively bounty hunting
I didn't like fights too much
They did get stale and easy very quickly
Doubt Ill get myself back into the game
Im having a lil crisis when it comes to games recently
Kinda same tbh
Nothing's fun, most games suck
Dont wanna replay the few good games out there
Zame i went to bed at 10 last night from boredom
Literally nothing to do
π€¨

Its iedy
just play battle brothers
You know he did that
Elden is very nice when it comes to exploration, vibes and boss fights
But Id like a game with some building aspect
Stalker gamma
Terraria, minecraft and factorio are good but I have hundreds of hours in them

Whats stalker
Vintage story maybe?
I quite enjoyed it even though it can be very slow at times
I'm waiting for the update to drop to start a new world probably
Beta update corrupted my save
Is it survival heavy?
Once you know how to play Terraria it becomes: kill boss, craft armor out of his materials and instantly kill next boss
Yes
Well its got hunger, and temperature
And you will be mostly scavenging and hunting for a while
It doesn't matter if radiation is not ionizing, with enough power, it can burn and damage tissue!!
I always spent a lot of time building
Rushing through the game is very much not my thing
Once the story is completed, final boss defeated - thats it, game's finished
No more to do but uninstall or start again
Which is also why there's a lot of dissonance in my friend groups
Because I like building, going on slow, etc
even if there's still unfinished side content?
And some of them need to have a chest full of diamonds within first two hours or they cant have fun
Nope, it needs to be done earlier
very weird point of view
I understand the not wanting to rush part
I think I get it
every other side content done b4 the end 
so its lot more satisfying and ur just done
I guess
I did at start as well but after the 20th playthrough they get wood boxes in those biomes
And only because teleportation is so strong
I just don't really see games as a strictly linear experience, unless obviously designed with that in mind
NOT AGAIN
I dont see it as linear
My phone comes back fixed and this is what the greetings I get
accept that ur a twink and it all goes away
I am not selling my soul
then the suffering continues
It is a slippery slope
But if the game has an end, you do everything in the game to reach this end in some way or another. So once you do, there's not much point in doing other things
is that what that is?
what
IS THAT WHAT THAT IS* the fucking gifs with the characters and text and shit
apparently yes
Bully flop
yes dumbass use your eyes
@tidal trellis twink
i read it as "is that a threat" my bad
Go away Artem!!! I'm eating!!
Pickup truck testβ¦π»π #car #thegrandtour
Enjoy your meal
giving them guns doesn't seem like a good idea
James at least almost hit something
Are those even real guns
Thank you
Or just blanks
blanks
@placid sail
and the video is mirrored
Get fucked
Π½Π΅Π½Π°Π΄
don't be rude busy, its bad for your heart
you don't even know what I said you silly corn syrup baby
Hi Artyom Hi ledy Hi bz11k hi Renegade Headcrab
there's a few contexts
???
fuck
Hey catboyo
where out of touch thursday edit
He said "please no"
what the fuck it is thursday
"....item in the bagging area"
ah shiiiiiii
this week is going by real fast
foolish syrup chugger
** PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE**
you will never comprehend my slavic runes
you were feeding the trolls
that's what you were doing
probably but annoying you is worth it 

Nice Christmas hat Blur
wait can you not even log into steam anymore
too bad I don't have it anymore
You must acquire one
mayhaps
It is time to be jolly, and merry
you're not wrong BZ
You gave it away
That song makes me sad in a weird nostalgic way can we sing Felis Navidad instead
depressing fact... dec 14th... is a bad day
Whats with December 14th?
Nooo, I'm eating
and that's what I'm STILL doing

BRUH
the start of the 2 years wasted. π Because I was a fucking idiot

yeeep brother
if somebody does something just to annoy you and get your attention, you shouldn't even answer them
retard
yes
stop reacting to it... twink
@tidal trellis
do you even know what "feeding the trolls" means?
well
December 14th is great for me
I'm eating!! Let a man eat his breakfast!!!!
STOP TYPING AND EAT YOUR DAMN BREAKFAST
DISCORD IS NOT YOUR FUCKING WORK PAGER
NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS A REACTION
STOP ANSWERING PEOPLE WHEN THEY PING YOU TO CALL YOU A TWINK
@narrow lotus @stone blade

we won
wah guh boys I'm painting my nails please don't at me wuh guh
oh please please do not pay me any attention wuh guh
guh
Guuuuh?
Such disrespectful mockery, smh
ABSOLUTELY DO NOT NOTICE ME
Where the fuck is all the pirate posting
I THOUGHT ITS ABOUT A PERSON FROM ROME AT FIRST
This is scurvyfart god dammit
I AM TOTTALY STRAIGHT!
guuh

rome has fallen, centurion
YARRR HAR HARRR!!!
THAT BE MORE LIKE IT
well it do be a pirate christmas ya salty curr
The city of Rome silly
that's what I said
ah fuck, you're gonna make me loss
No you didn't
blind rat
Ur making shit up again
Ur trying to make me look bad 
I SAID ROME
YOU'RE SAYING NO YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID ROME
ARE YOU SKIPPING YOUR MEDS AGAIN
Youw father was a wowman?
wait.

it wasn't about you californian
wtf is a roma person ?
but you should take your meds too
gypsy
nuh uh
Weird fetishes
lmao Kurzgesagt randomly dissing europe in its video
How dare they
@eager igloo 


@inland jackal hel π
either you take the pills yourself now and peacefully, or it's going to be a medical worker shoving them down your throat in a minute
shoving them down my throat? 

the madification curse rages on in the abyss of brainfart
oh no
not even close sir.
uh huh
I am still presenting masculine, it just having an Ara Ara Nurse forcing me take meds
π
let me have my grand delulu moments fucker
found it
there's more in there
yes there is
the first three you find
i saw sex and okay
See, now thats a reason to go through with your depression and end it all

we'll see
and my discord died
GG
I want to hit you with dat β»οΈ

Depends on the employer
Dont be gay
as in homosexual?
As in a cuck
Albersons and.. costco?
fuck yes
For 30 more minutes
she realized her folly too late
Japanese older woman telling me I should kill myself and i am worthless
Me: 
not happening, you get me instead telling you to do all of that
π bed
a [matress] on a stand or on the floor (lol) that has a blanket and [pillows] on it and u got to [sleep on it] coz sleep is so good
Man eat man world
still coming from the ASEAN nations still count so lol
@stone blade when i was in high school, i had a hot classmate
Colleague : That is a big dump truck you have
Her : I hope it rains cum and you have no umbrella


damn were getting technical
Fuck
bet
none of us here are seeing heaven
Blur imma have to quarantine you for a while if u dont stop
That is not like you
Dont osakafy yourself

Jesus christ
Vile
Lockdown

now
that's chocolate right? right?
chocolate rain

Iedy on a plane trip with this entire lineage
@tidal trellis need your guidance
me and my friend going to get biryani
pick a kind of meat
your neighbors would hear you through the walls
yelling slurs (to teach your parrot) and be like
"Ah, fuck, he's playing League of Legends"
best death screen ever
Chicken, you can't go wrong w chicken
never failed me
wong channel
chicken it is
roosters are bastards
Not a fan of cocks, blur?

Work called for me to go and get something signed for an increase in the salary
the fk
out of nowhere while I'm shitting
alo
you are retarded
I had a friend of my moms, his mom had three hens and one rooster. The stupid fucking rooster would start at 4am with his calls starting for 4 mins apart, to 6min, 10 then 20 mins until the sun came up after last set being half-an hour apart
literal fucking alarm clock
understandable
during that time on old ass memories I think sunrise was about 7:46AM
so are you brother
alarm cock
Why do they enjoy doing that so much now I wonder
all cockatiels are equally great
not really a gif
its only a still image
and looks like he's crying
and in pain
angry today?
anger and rage all the time
and sadness, hopelessness.
SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I"ll KISS YOU
Not me, can't be me
that's it
I'm hooking your neighbours on fent and telling them you have a lot of cash blur
the worms are loud tonight
if worms are making noise *brother
nice
maybe you shouldd check a doctor
Damn youre back from home already?
the only one
Yes , today was a short day

karma 
shut the fuck up
why u boo'ing me I'm right 
told ya all that bad karma would back around 

after those six days, busy will be free
but you will still be a twink
And Im telling them he hides it under his skin
weirdo!!!! !!!!! ! !
myshinka jumping in with the "and my axe!" play
How
never was β
man that sucks bals
long answer is Russians will work six days a week from December 23 to 29, as the day off from Saturday, December 28, has been moved to Monday, December 30. This follows from the production calendar for 2024. However, the working day on December 28 will not be shortened.
short answer is "because russians must suffer at all times"

should've thought of that at character creation
You get a free monday though?
( meanwhile i get 2 days off early because my school cant be fucked to call anyone on thursday and friday before the christmas weekend )
Weird your gov even can do something like that
Who? Russian gov?
yeah it can
The ones that.....arrested people for treason ?
it's a fucking trick because 30-31 are effectivelty holidays anyway
Nvm
who the fuck does anything on 30-31?
one day off per week
31-2 is holiday here as well
30 is work day
thank god i got ou of that shit, 5x2 is way better
I just hope the work load would remain the same by then
so far it's being somewhat chill for December
here it's hell cant wait to be done
every kid wants to listen to christmas carols and draw 15 snowmen and shit
but the evil god of marketing could absolutely slap us with some sudden crisis shit mountain like, on 30th
im so glad we dont have snow
they would literally do trench warfare
and i would be the general

just sneakily add booze to their eggnog or whatever the fuck is their festive drink
have a chill day of watching over sloshed passive kids
ez pz
there is no festive drinks
And I got next monday and tuesday (just before christmas) off for free
man i want kvass
just hit them on the skull with a bat
same effect
Well, to work it off later, which means Ill come in on saturday, sit here for half an hour and go home
Glory to publicly funded institutions
Real, technically next week i have classes too but the primary teachers told me to stay home cause they are just gonna do some short activities with them and send them home
No reason to go

We have the week called "different school" where we make activities and shit instead of classes
AKA Imma put Grinch for 1 hour and then go home
comBUST
wait what is this? π€ do they have an fps mode now?
I'd actually be super down to play that
region changed?
even easier, steamdb
you press that funny green button there, and the game install in steam just fine
why play overwatch 3?
IMM GOIN A STRANGLE UOU
to hear an impactful and not at all bitter commentary of some bulgarian on it
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too busy dying
Busy, no
Dont goon to the squirrel girl busy
whos killing u
busy yes
caught a bug
I'm gonna do it hoholman
weakling
fever is killing my head
there's no laws against heroines!
mods ban him
Its fully modelled, dont do it, busy
also squirrel girl isn't my type
Its fine when he does it...
psylocke's ass looks fine though
But when i do it
hella is badd
yeah we know, you want your communist husband winter soldier
storm looked interesting too
I'll provide brainfart with a report after the gooning session
why does this stupid song about what your favorite school subject is go so unnecessarily hard?
Which way, western man
concord is rolling in its stupid g'ay ass baby grave
people have spoken longer about concord than people have developed it
imagine shitting out that abysmal slop for eight years or however the fuck long it took them
let a shit game die holy fuck
we're done when we say we're done
talking about concord is like calling flop a twink but even less entertaining
okay keeps us updated
anyway, funny how marvel rivals have their own diva
all key details in place
the pandering is solid
Mooooooods, busy is pondering his orb again
my bad, I meant pandering
I do be pondering my orb rn tho
squirrel girl overrated
I have no idea
widow maker is where it's at
yet people play genshin impact and the +3 other games after it
you mean black widow
curious
they play exactly the same aswell from what ive heard
yes
they're both widows 
i suppose thats only fair since the inspiration for widowmaker is black widow
but ngl, rivals looks like a game thats gonna fall off hard in a years time
i dont care what you think






