🎪bruh-fart

[heady crow]

True

Granted if war breaks out we will decorate our tanks anyways

I dont think that will work though xd

[digital quartz]

u got some ERA lying around?

or some finnish fir logs

[heady crow]

We dont use era for a reason xd

[narrow sorrel]

does the extra 20 years of working age count for net worth calculation?

[heady crow]

Fir logs?

[narrow sorrel]

fir trees

[digital quartz]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fir

[narrow sorrel]

nice cone

[heady crow]

Maybe well celebrate our panzer legacy and put on some old symbols from the winter and continuation war

[digital quartz]

thank you

[narrow sorrel]

[digital quartz]

I try

[heady crow]

Ah, yeah active camo. Well do that yeah ofc

[uncut yew]

https://tenor.com/view/pine-cone-smoker-old-guy-smoking-god-i-love-pinecones-gif-25594650

[heady crow]

Done it several times and its annoying

Fun art project though

[digital quartz]

but it looks so cool

maybe get some sandbags too

and a lil cope cage

[heady crow]

Yeah ww2 it up

[digital quartz]

as a hat for the turret

[heady crow]

Throwing the mg3 away and putting a proper 12.7mm machine gun on the top

[digital quartz]

hey now lets not get crazy

[heady crow]

Listennn

[digital quartz]

throwing the mg3 away?

[heady crow]

Its kind of a toy for its supposed role of anti air machine gun

Nah, shitposting from the brigade

[digital quartz]

I mean at this point the anti air we are talking about is drones no? isnt the rpm pretty alright for downing drones?

[digital quartz]

instead of a 12.7mm

[heady crow]

After some tests including several thousand rounds and a few mgs the previous crews found that the anti drone capability isnt that great

:)

But mainly just helikopters at this point

[digital quartz]

sounds like a fun test

[heady crow]

True, from what we heard yeah

[minor cypress]

Yeah it can do video

[heady crow]

Yee exactly. Kindred spirits we two, im just earnings 13 euros a day 😭

[digital quartz]

how much is a kebab?

only relevant economic indicator

[heady crow]

8 euros but were pretty sure the local place avoids taxes to sell it for that cheap

Its usually 11e

[digital quartz]

holy fuck

we'd have burning barricades in the streets if a Döner was 11€

although we are getting there

[heady crow]

Its rough out here

[minor cypress]

Not much, big chilling, getting ready for a convention this week

[heady crow]

That bad? Well i heard the same from the german train guys

Haha nah dw, was just a joke. Besides its way lower compared to the norm anyways

[dreamy flax]

💱 11 EUR (Euro) :flag_eu: is equal to 11.55 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:

[narrow sorrel]

Wtf happened to the euro

[minor cypress]

Wife roped me into going to an ecchi expo for her bday

[narrow sorrel]

lucky bastard

[minor cypress]

So us and the homies are gonna be degen

[narrow sorrel]

u and the homies gonna be edgen

[digital quartz]

austerity policy paired with global pandemic that leads into exploding inflation isn't a great combo

[minor cypress]

Drunk munchies acquired

[heady crow]

It might be over

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-breaking-bad-phone-no-gif-18261966

[heady crow]

But guess what theyll blame it on :)

[narrow sorrel]

greece right?

[digital quartz]

you specifically

[minor cypress]

Tfw trying to drag a buddy away from the astolfo cosplayers at the anime rave

[digital quartz]

all brunos fault

[narrow sorrel]

inb4 theyre actually women

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-walter-hank-walter-screaming-walter-yelling-gif-26473309

[heady crow]

True, i ruined your economy because yall called me Otto during my entire trip

[digital quartz]

Du Otto

[heady crow]

Inte

Jag är Otso

[minor cypress]

If i don't get to be shitfaced and throw it back to carameldansen, im gonna be real disappointed

[digital quartz]

Nein du bist ein Otto

[plucky void]

couples that goon together stay together

[arctic pawn]

minding my business watching a king fu movie when suddently chinese freddie mercury jumpscared me

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/eye-roll-otto-tom-hanks-a-man-called-otto-annoyed-gif-27129665

[placid sail]

how are there any humans left on the net at this point

[minor cypress]

Dead internet theory is a thing

[narrow sorrel]

chris rock?

[minor cypress]

@tidal trellis your time has come

[tidal trellis]

oh shit

where

[minor cypress]

Oh shit ghost data is making it this year

[glad carbon]

twinks-only club

[tidal trellis]

I want in helluva-verse trivia god damn it

[glad carbon]

ur so gae

[steel bone]

🫵🏻

[glad carbon]

😻

[tidal trellis]

I'm straight as a line!

[steel bone]

https://tenor.com/view/squishy-cat-car-cute-gif-10060798321278647997

[tidal trellis]

I would say cute but

he's fet

thats no good

[steel bone]

[tidal trellis]

he needs exercise

[steel bone]

Chubby cats are cool too

[strong cliff]

Is this the shitposting channel ?

[tidal trellis]

I have a sinking feeling if I say yes

[fresh rose]

and you need to stop being a twink flop

[steel bone]

No

[tidal trellis]

but yes

[fresh rose]

stop bullying the cat

[strong cliff]

Oh I see the description now

I'm a bit dumb.

[glad carbon]

can i do that to u

[tidal trellis]

but its unhealthy!!!

[steel bone]

I call mods once you do this

[tidal trellis]

I never was one!

[fresh rose]

said the liar

[steel bone]

Right

[tidal trellis]

you and all of brainfart are the liars

not me

[glad carbon]

so no

[tidal trellis]

I've been truthful since day 1

[fresh rose]

not at all

[strong cliff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/703195910292897896/1299079366252429425/silent_hill_2_but_james_regrets_nothing.mp4?ex=675b2d70&is=6759dbf0&hm=18c0451b1636f50a9db9a05955f38144542849ec9b10c6d85227809644b06907&

[fresh rose]

@solar obsidian i require this gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/749799445478244393/1265479387571159182/crackbert.gif

but with the needle

[pastel quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKKFuyiUrFo

peak

[strong cliff]

[final rose]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/752588910655176836/1316523529667346575/VID_20241211_095412_915.mp4?ex=675b5b95&is=675a0a15&hm=c305e4ddc3b100112be9e3e5883e21b7116e78a91d0229e2f4fffb1f24c00c0f&

[steel bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1314499441733931068/cokebert.gif

[strong cliff]

kitty no!!!! sugar is bad for your wittle nose!!

[strong cliff]

Just a silly night out with the boyz 😜

[digital quartz]

@heady crow

[solar obsidian]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418476008488828930/1315022715802878014/caption.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1297199640931991648/1299206568637894677/crackbert2.gif

[fresh rose]

holy shit

thanks

time to see if I can remove the stalker caption

[undone wave]

rumor has it that Big Criminal invented women so that it would be less boring for them to walk at night

[fresh rose]

what is this from

[thin goblet]

Remember, you don't hate UE5 enough https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJu_DgCHfx4&t

[stoic girder]

no fucking clue prolly some handheld camera movie

[fresh rose]

i think I hate the devs that use UE5 more

cause somehow fortnite is in UE5

and optimized

[stoic girder]

fuck these devs

[fresh rose]

also graphic artstyles are dying

thats true

its all just realistic unreal bullshit

but thats also just devs being lazy

[solar obsidian]

i too think its the devs, not the engine

[fresh rose]

stalker devs spamming fucking dynamic shadows and lumen

and calling the game beautiful

performance mod which deletes both giving me 80% more fps

[idle veldt]

This meme is very real

[quaint ore]

God I remember watching this youtuber

Mega funny

"That's it time to go up to the people Marmok, the vacation's over."

"OH SHIT A GRENADE"

"WHAT FUCKING RETARD KEEPS-"

[stoic girder]

I think i have a meme of him playing a horror game but i cant find it

[heavy peak]

Thats because fortnite is made by the pricks who made ue5
Ofc its optimized

Its been a problem since ue4

[quaint ore]

Yeah only Epic knows how to use UE without causing problems

[stoic girder]

They are literally making problems so that they can offer solutions causing more problems

[fresh rose]

so like

I don't think fortnite spams lumen and dynamic shadows like every other devs do

like I swear every ue5 game just spams those for no reason making the game horse shit

newest example literally being stalker 2

[narrow sorrel]

because they actually know how to use ue5

[fresh rose]

wrong channel to whip me in

its brainfart

[narrow sorrel]

NOOOOOO

[fresh rose]

IDIOT

[narrow sorrel]

[digital quartz]

I feel like DLSS and other upscaling methods also don't help when its a bandaid solution for optimization

[fresh rose]

thing is stalker 2 also just chugs

on 4090s

with upscaling and shit

I had my friend buy the game and play it for 2 hrs

he dropped under 60 fps multiple times

[narrow sorrel]

but yes, ue5 itself gud
ue5 usage: basically just unity+

All the bad habits of using le popular engine

[glad carbon]

skill issue

3060 and it runs nicely rn

[narrow sorrel]

inb4 cpu blocked

it's a shame they didnt make a proper jank engine

[idle veldt]

Skill issue

Runs well on my 3080

[stoic girder]

are you running 1440p ?

[idle veldt]

Don’t know lmao, I played it day one and haven’t touched it since

[real carbon]

I fixed the grafics 🙂

[idle veldt]

Probably was 1440p

[weak jackal]

yes that's how that works

same but i don't judge

[high meteor]

[potent hamlet]

Hello dumbfucks

[high meteor]

thats mean :(

[high meteor]

hey wait a minute

[potent hamlet]

I've been carrying a Sunshade and a sewing machine all day

I'm not in the mood to be good

[potent hamlet]

Lmao my veins

They're fucking monstruos

[high wing]

[idle veldt]

Pog dude

[potent hamlet]

I have the rage in my veins rn

[high wing]

choke me daddy

[potent hamlet]

Or probably my veins were being clogged because of the bigass sewing machine in my shoulder

And in my hands

And arms

[high wing]

Bro

[potent hamlet]

I tried it all to carry it

[high wing]

That dude has a sleeve for hair

[idle veldt]

That’s his arm

[stoic girder]

Clearly italian

[idle veldt]

That’s his hand

[potent hamlet]

That dude doesn't get cold in winter

[high wing]

🤌

[potent hamlet]

Or greek

[high wing]

Classic

[potent hamlet]

Germans lost two wars and decided to win the war on music

[potent hamlet]

One day Contractors and Mercenaries will be the most respected thing because they do it for the money lmao

There's no other reason

[stoic girder]

Senator Armstrong was right

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/jesse-pinkman-aaron-paul-screaming-need-for-speed-gif-20658918

[storm stream]

must be hot down there...

[high wing]

i need more games to give intense moments

that arent just cutscenes

[slender rock]

Ali, those are some big fucking veins there. goddamn

[stoic girder]

Helldivers 2

[digital quartz]

get good at SC2 and play lategames

shit feels like a workout at times

[high wing]

i mean more story wise games

[narrow sorrel]

dandy have you suffered Six Ages/King of Dragon Pass yet

[high wing]

dunno what any of that is

[stoic girder]

Devil may cry?

[nimble thorn]

Iedy

Fuel

[low atlas]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1184506327507140608/1316505449071382618/FB_IMG_1733871392585.png?ex=675b4abe&is=6759f93e&hm=424806e6128f7f18550fe2276f48df690ad530b107e8adcb9cc2560714f3f4e9&

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/what-do-they-mean-random-numbers-gif-10654449

[grizzled meadow]

Okay what's this ahahahah

[fluid heron]

It's artistic porn

[stoic girder]

Made in Italy (2020)

[fluid heron]

Why am I getting notifications of every react please fucking stop

[arctic pawn]

the monkeyman

[pastel quartz]

nevre abreviate cyber punk

[plucky void]

all I know is the guy is liam neeson

[pastel quartz]

real

[plucky void]

till our heads turn white >

[grizzled meadow]

Same

[high wing]

hi falco

[plucky void]

JEBAT A CHLASTAT, CHLASTAT A JEBAT

falco rename this to kurwafart

[grizzled meadow]

GOD BLESS YOU HENRY

[lofty oxide]

falco

My man

hry

[grizzled meadow]

Totally true goddamn it

[fluid heron]

The Penis Monkey?

[lofty oxide]

hello everyone else

how are we all

[fluid heron]

Fuck off

[lofty oxide]

watch your mouth lad

we can have it outside Tesco anytime pal

[fluid heron]

Fuck off

[arctic pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1208148203673878568/1312732708388208650/ezgif-4-4bced3e5d3.gif

[plucky void]

PIKE OFF

[lofty oxide]

Fuck off

[fluid heron]

We don't have tesco round these parts boy

[lofty oxide]

shame

[fluid heron]

We fight at the wafflehouse

[lofty oxide]

come Goodison park

Anytime

Anywhere

well actually only on match days because I wouldn’t be at a stadium anytime

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/dislike-gif-25989226

[fluid heron]

Spit roast that fucker

[mossy void]

No

[lofty oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-fortnite-pickaxes-giant-chicken-melee-gif-15069785879448014748

[mossy void]

He do a little spin

[fluid heron]

And? He can do a little spin over the fire

[lofty oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-spinning-horizontally-gif-25424411

[arctic pawn]

true stalker experience

[mossy void]

Wrong

[lofty oxide]

he can

[mossy void]

Yeah and so can you, doesn’t make it right

[lofty oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-spin-gif-170463684109943201

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/καλο-πασχα-gif-25493327

[mossy void]

grr

Angery

[lofty oxide]

if you can get me over a fire then it’s just natural selection mate

[arctic pawn]

sadam hussein

literally him

[fluid heron]

Sadam Hussein hid in a kebab stand

[mossy void]

You ever hear about those tribals that live in the amazon who use longbows against baboons

[lofty oxide]

well no because he’s dead pal

[mossy void]

Those mfs are insane with the bow

[lofty oxide]

packed

[arctic pawn]

RIP bozo

rest in piss

[lofty oxide]

there’s a tribe that shoots bows at helicopters lol

[fluid heron]

I mean so is whatever is on that spit

[arctic pawn]

lol thats in brazil i guess

[lofty oxide]

Sentinel island

you could probably sneeze and cause a genocide

[arctic pawn]

people treat them like animals and dont let the white man society bother them

[fluid heron]

I've never asked a girl out I've been asked out by women

[arctic pawn]

good point

[stoic girder]

Older women probably

[lofty oxide]

I reckon they got some mad diseases

nurgle from 40k

[fluid heron]

Yeah mostly milfs recently a 22 year old with a kid

[arctic pawn]

i dont know man i feel like sometimes brazilian government treats indigenous territory like a zoo

[fluid heron]

So technically a milf

[arctic pawn]

fr human

s

[fluid heron]

nuclear is the fucking future

not even because it's in the present just underutilized

[arctic pawn]

when i say that indigenous people should have electricity, a good quality system of water, basic education and food health, people calls me racist and that im using cultural darwinism to say modern society is better than tribal society

but what if they want it

is it that bad

[fluid heron]

Remember that tribe that got visited by the military and they started a whole religion around them hoping they would come back

[arctic pawn]

lmfao fr

[stoic girder]

At this point there shouldnt be anyone living on tribal tech level on earth imo

[arctic pawn]

tribal high tech should be dope

[fluid heron]

Like this shit is sad

[arctic pawn]

[arctic pawn]

ugh what is this shit

[nimble thorn]

led zeppelin did not die for this

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/482997657049104397/1245723661747617904/caption-3.gif

@nimble thorn hi azumer

[arctic pawn]

oh man this shit is horrible

[nimble thorn]

hello frotin

[glad carbon]

hi silly

how is ur day

[nimble thorn]

it just started

so far so good

[idle veldt]

Where do you live

[glad carbon]

🇨🇳

[idle veldt]

That’s an oomf from me

[glad carbon]

hi pookie

[idle veldt]

🫵

[arctic pawn]

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1297686075984183447/cattongue.gif

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-hypnosis-mkultra-mind-control-gif-13434861076506246835

[solar obsidian]

@glad carbon, how's indiana jones? (didnt see response)

[arctic pawn]

doesnt work on graphic cards that doesnt have ray tracing

literally bullshit

[solar obsidian]

lmao

[glad carbon]

its good

i enjoy it

its like uhh

dishonored without the powers

[solar obsidian]

i see

[arctic pawn]

what compensates is probably the graphics and soryline

[glad carbon]

first mission? level? is in the vatican

[arctic pawn]

probably the gameplay is simlple as hell

[glad carbon]

you get the WHOLE thing to explore

no puzzle hints

[glad carbon]

nope

[stoic girder]

Indiana jones is a worse uncharted, fight me

[glad carbon]

only simple shit is combat

aka left click a bunch and hit alt to block sometimes

[high wing]

but indiana jones existed before uncharted

[glad carbon]

press F when someone whips a gun on you

[stoic girder]

but as a game

[arctic pawn]

combat is the gameplay

combat and stealth

[glad carbon]

in a fucking puzzle game?

really?

[arctic pawn]

it is a puzzle game?

yikes

[high wing]

well yeah

[glad carbon]

yeah like 80% of the game is doing puzzles or shit

its indiana jones you moron

[high wing]

thats kinda...

like the whole appeal

[arctic pawn]

wow, im almost glad it didnt worked on my pc

i thought it was going to focus on the combat alot

[glad carbon]

why would it

[high meteor]

how are the puzzles?

[arctic pawn]

i mean the gameplay showed it alot too

[glad carbon]

even the movies arent about fighting

dude runs 90% of the time

[glad carbon]

very good

[arctic pawn]

is the running gameplay at least good

parkour n shit

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/bozo-detected-bozo-detected-bozo-found-found-gif-23176259

[glad carbon]

i had to solve one earlier for some side objective and had to google stuff

[arctic pawn]

man i dont like puzzle games that much

its kinda cool sometimes

[glad carbon]

you play as a 50? year old man

the parkour is sluggish

[arctic pawn]

fair enough

[glad carbon]

you can climb around stuff that looks obvious

sneak thru open windows and whatever

[stoic girder]

dont tell me they added yellow paint

[arctic pawn]

lmfao

its always the yellow paint

[idle veldt]

Is Indiana jones hot

[stoic girder]

good games dont need yellow paint

[glad carbon]

@high meteor puzzles are dishonored tier i think

atleast the easy ones

[high meteor]

alright thats pretty good

i think

dishonored didnt have much to my knowledge

[glad carbon]

planetary stuff

[glad carbon]

idk you had some backtracking with notes you find

[high meteor]

the clockwork mansion in itself was a puzzle

[glad carbon]

it also gives you a skill system i guess

but its not anything active

passive melee/hp/stamina upgrades

books you can unlock by finding em

then use with points you get by finding letters/notes/artifacts or taking pictures of interesting stuff

i think u would like it @high meteor

its on gamepass

the intro is fun but the game really opens up after you meet the priest fella

[high meteor]

yeag

[winter compass]

yikes

[glad carbon]

culture war posts

[stoic girder]

American* culture wars

[pale ingot]

beethoven enjoyer

[arctic pawn]

im more of a bach and debussy enjoyer

i start with debussy and finish in the bach

[arctic pawn]

save the world lmao

[arctic pawn]

id literally fly to other places to kill everyone i dont like according to my moral compass

thats what a normal person would do

[strong cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/big-boss-the-boss-metal-gear-solid3-snake-eater-snake-gif-19627120

[strong cliff]

HAHAHAHA that's a classic

[arctic pawn]

[arctic pawn]

everyone should listen to flying beagle

[strong cliff]

If it's the people that made the music in the meme, I will

I love jazz.

[arctic pawn]

its awesome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3wS8XK5JWk

[strong cliff]

Great ! Adding them on Apple Music right now. Thanks !

[arctic pawn]

look at this album

dope music

[strong cliff]

[plucky void]

I can't say no to ana de armas

[strong cliff]

Got me dancing on my chair rn I'm ecstatic

Exactly the vibe I needed

[arctic pawn]

indeed

[strong cliff]

[solar obsidian]

@winged chasm, idk what it say, but here 🫴

[arctic pawn]

yeah finally someone who's giving those shooters some sense

[nimble thorn]

where do you live

[arctic pawn]

where do you live

[nimble thorn]

brazil

[arctic pawn]

que merda heim

meus pesames

[arctic pawn]

its a bad time to be brazilian rn

[deep topaz]

gas leak

[deep topaz]

when is it not

[final cedar]

https://youtu.be/3Mz05VXGHE8

ahahaha

[final cedar]

PEAK

[visual stirrup]

again?

[undone wave]

p!0daysld

!0daysld

[split canyon]

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[stoic girder]

This time it was relating to the supercruise speed of Eurofighter Typhoon fighter jet variants.

[mossy void]

return to monke
only to return to modernity 😔

[visual stirrup]

was it confidential user manuals, or actual design docs and shit?

[final cedar]

again just a manual that's restricted but publicly available

[stoic girder]

The documents used were confirmed to be illegal to obtain

[final cedar]

not if you're a citizen

[visual stirrup]

just like top tier NVG's

for the US

[mossy void]

I'll never get over how there are people that will commit treason to get new vehicles in their favorite war game

[stoic girder]

Spergs want to win internet arguments duh

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/jimmy-neutron-jimbo-hugh-neutron-jimmy-neutron-dad-mistakes-gif-27324077

[arctic pawn]

reasonable

[mossy void]

Small price to pay for a slightly different tank model 😔

[visual stirrup]

i'm pretty sure the devs don't even touch the leaked docs on principle
fruit of the poisoned tree and all that

[mossy void]

It's only 5 years to death

[arctic pawn]

what the hell is that supposed to mean

[mossy void]

Seth killed brian for a meme

[visual stirrup]

god, I wish this would happen to seth irl

[mossy void]

did it to prove he could

[hazy finch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNfZTCPuZtQ

[visual stirrup]

i can not stress how unfunny this mf is

he's in star trek now

[mossy void]

Seth Mcfarlane had a good idea

but he kept it going for 38,000 seasons

and now it's very predictable, very not funny

[arctic pawn]

he is unfunny

[mossy void]

the only bits that are funny anymore is the cutaways

[arctic pawn]

unless its family guy characters

[mossy void]

and even then

[arctic pawn]

his voice acting is very good

[mossy void]

He's a fantastic singer too

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/south-park-manatees-shes-come-up-with-an-idea-gif-16382908

[arctic pawn]

indeed

[upper shore]

Imagine seeing Seth in something super serious like Adam Sandler in that movie about diamonds

[mossy void]

exactly

[visual stirrup]

the cutaways are never connected to anything else happening to the show
lazy fucking writing

[mossy void]

very true

[hazy finch]

you talking about family guy? yknow he stopped being a writer for family guy past season 4 right?

[mossy void]

Tracks

[visual stirrup]

you could take most of them and just shove em in other episodes after changing one line

[arctic pawn]

i thought he gave the ideas about the script

[hazy finch]

he fucked off to make the TED movie and then the ted tv show

[mossy void]

That's about when it stopped being at all funny or compelling

[arctic pawn]

like the one brian and stewie gets locked inside a bank

[visual stirrup]

the only good cutaway gag I remember was when they got meta with it and made a joke about mixing two of them up

[mossy void]

Remember that stupid ass episode where stewie goes to therapy

[arctic pawn]

yeah that shit was long as fuck

[mossy void]

and it's revealed that he's not actually british

like fuck off

[arctic pawn]

felt like 2 hours of episode

but it was boring as fuck

it was a different approach i might say

but so fucking boring and unfunny

[mossy void]

He's trying to be very deep in so many episodes and, my guy, wrong format

[visual stirrup]

https://youtu.be/aFRNq6X2MQA?si=zbT2lLoApGC6G2pA

[mossy void]

you want compelling story and profound intellectualism? don't do it on fuckin family guy

[arctic pawn]

i like the episodes where they try to imitate the corny tv shows

[hazy finch]

that scene where quagmire goes off at brian made no sense either
like they really made quagmire of all people go off at brian over shit

[visual stirrup]

and the star wars parodies were also funny

[arctic pawn]

brian fucked his father

[mossy void]

Brian is also just overall a profoundly terrible person

[arctic pawn]

indeed

i was going to say brian tried to scam quagmire too

[mossy void]

I did really like quagmire's rant

[stoic girder]

American cartoons are all just slob

[mossy void]

succeeded in doing so yeah

[arctic pawn]

libdog is a piece of shit

but i like him

quagmire aint no saint either

he committed several fellonies

[upper shore]

Average quagmire plotline:

[deep topaz]

they're both hatable but brian is worse imo

[visual stirrup]

quagmire is a horrible bastard in a funny way
brian is a dickhead in a somewhat realistic way
therefore, brian is objectively worse

[upper shore]

Brian "I keep a gun in case I need to kill myself"

[deep topaz]

brian would kill himself if trump got back in

which he did

[river zealot]

Yes i would love to wake up at 4 fucking am again

When will this shit end

[upper shore]

Death?

[visual stirrup]

what happened?

[visual stirrup]

woke up for no reason?

artillery?

[river zealot]

No reason

[deep topaz]

sorry gang the stock exchange dictates the war continues

[arctic pawn]

would you eat this?

[deep topaz]

with the crust cause i'm not a liberal

[mossy void]

Quagmire is most certainly a bad person, and arguably a pedophile

[arctic pawn]

indeed, thats awful

[deep topaz]

i think arguably is a stretch

[arctic pawn]

having a heart attack just by watching that

[deep topaz]

he's tied up a highschool girl in a bathroom and had his way with her

[arctic pawn]

[deep topaz]

early in the show

[arctic pawn]

well, thats quagmire

[mossy void]

The reason I say arguably is because I'm not sure if I've ever seen him trying to get with underage girls

highschool is really fkn weird but maybe she's legal?

[deep topaz]

highschool in the US caps you out at 17

unless you're an edge case with a very soon birthday for the school year

[mossy void]

I turned 18 first semester of my senior year yeah

[arctic pawn]

there is literally an episode that he finds out that the girl he was with was underage and says "guess who's getting a new iphone??"

[mossy void]

Well then in that case

the argument has been had

he's a pedo

[arctic pawn]

no doubt

[deep topaz]

even if he hasn't, he would

[mossy void]

Also a rapist and murderer
the Simpsons family

[arctic pawn]

lmfao

[mossy void]

carrier of every known disease, super spreader, liar, sleaze

[arctic pawn]

they would probably die of hepatitis

simpsons city indeed has something in the water

[deep topaz]

he canonically has every human known disease

[mossy void]

Both Brian and Quagmire are awful people but, I think by different metrics

I would argue quagmire is worse due to the crimes, brian's just shitty

[hazy finch]

except for that one that peter got in the middle of africa which caused quagmire to crumble to the ground like a gmod ragdoll

[mossy void]

Well that one is unknown

[hazy finch]

not anymore

[mossy void]

he's now a carrier so the metric stands

[arctic pawn]

family guy lore

[hazy finch]

#familyguyfart

[quartz ridge]

He is part japaneae so it makes sense

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-carell-dont-you-dare-the-office-michael-scott-gif-9247065

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/brian-mad-family-guy-scary-tv-gif-2265088803790731070

[hazy finch]

@grizzled meadow get to work

[arctic pawn]

[prime zenith]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/909634310770950204/1158815216163901460/FrqkdisWIAIv4m-.gif

[deep topaz]

photons

[pastel quartz]

yall ever just sit on the toilet and expel demons

[deep topaz]

often

[pastel quartz]

i want to pay a mathematician to calculate the precise number of shits that walter white took throughout the course of the show

[mossy void]

I can't wait until herbert dies

they should give him the brian treatment

minus the resurrection

[glad carbon]

@mossy void hi vro

are you a batter, or a broken ladder

[mossy void]

climb up on a ladder and I hear a somethin splatter

diarrhea

[glad carbon]

breezy go get some pep in ya

[mossy void]

what does this mean

[glad carbon]

peptobismol

[glad carbon]

⚾

[mossy void]

I have played ball before yea

it's been a very long time

I tried to get back into it in high school

I whiffed every single ball

fkers were going fast

[glad carbon]

breezy cant handle some balls

[mossy void]

now I didn't say that

[glad carbon]

[idle veldt]

Colorado

[deep topaz]

its interesting to see just how simple you can improve meals

pork chops with nothing on em, not great. add some sea salt and fresh pepper, so much better

[glad carbon]

now try cooking them

[deep topaz]

maybe next time

don't do two experiments at once

[mossy void]

add ranch dressing mix, butter, and some arugula to soak up what's left in the pan, you have something fantastic

[deep topaz]

isn't that the name of a country

[mossy void]

arugula

Eruca vesicaria

known for it's tart and peppery flavor

perfect as a bed for ranch dressing pork chops

[idle veldt]

Arugula is a country yeah

[mossy void]

Highly doubt that

you may be thinking of Aruba?

Angola?

[idle veldt]

No arugula

[glad carbon]

arugula is from italy

[mossy void]

show me the flag

[glad carbon]

no thats the wrong one

🏳️‍🌈

arugulan

[mossy void]

oh my mistake

[idle veldt]

Discord doesn’t have the flag yet

Kinda shitty tbh

[deep topaz]

racis

t

[mossy void]

bold of her to assume I get to 3 minutes

https://tenor.com/view/congrats-metal-medal-congratulations-gif-12363777

funniest joke ever award

[heady crow]

This is how i imagine you, weed and cs

[glad carbon]

breezy, vigor is not a dump stat

[pale ingot]

he's going glass cannon dont worry

[mossy void]

fr

high damage low firerate

[glad carbon]

can i light ur fuse, vro

[pale ingot]

one pump and hes finished

[mossy void]

getting it in will be the slowest part and then it's over

[glad carbon]

[mossy void]

I would think if I actually participated in the act I would do well

don't know though

[paper glen]

https://tenor.com/view/itsover-wojack-gif-4367840179675491690

[mossy void]

Haven't lost my virginity because I never lose 😎

[idle veldt]

I just found the alien glorp song

I’m so happy

[mossy void]

to a woman

didn't finish the sentence there my bad

[idle veldt]

Didn’t finish in a women either

[glad carbon]

do i finish stalker 2

[paper glen]

do not do it brother

[mossy void]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-noted-glorp-noted-glorp-noting-this-down-alien-cat-gif-11958671377507601335

[idle veldt]

Its a good song without the edits

[mossy void]

finish it and tell me how it goes

[glad carbon]

ill finish u

[mossy void]

not if I make you finish first

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/940741747032612907/1303503140129210428/togif.gif

ill finish stalker 2 first

[mossy void]

okie

[nimble thorn]

me too

[undone wave]

Hello drunk I'm chat

[astral grove]

me

[glad carbon]

omg hiiii juno

furry bastard

[astral grove]

hello

[astral grove]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-lebron-james-nba-basketball-player-shades-gif-17549011

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/baba-bababooey-torture-cat-pussy-gif-27278536

[astral grove]

went to a con a month ago

took some pics

not showing it tho

[glad carbon]

you get any merch?

[astral grove]

yeah

[glad carbon]

i think my college had some furry thing today

[astral grove]

W

if my college held such an event they would get lynched instantly

[glad carbon]

i dont know but like how else do you interpret a poster saying "put ur paws up for ___ event"

i prolly should've gone, free food and music sounds nice

[astral grove]

i wish mine had that

going to conventions alone is toughhh

[final cedar]

backwards ass hick college

[astral grove]

yep unfortunately

have to stay in the closet for now

[glad carbon]

@astral grove hows it been anyhow

finish ur finals yet?

[astral grove]

no

not yet

[glad carbon]

good luck vro

[astral grove]

https://tenor.com/view/woody-toy-story-buzz-dab-me-up-dab-up-gif-26395273

[glad carbon]

[pale ingot]

any hoodlums in the chat

[glad carbon]

any hamlams in chat

[pale ingot]

you smell

[glad carbon]

:3

[mossy void]

Hot

[glad carbon]

🫵

[mossy void]

Nah
I’m not ugly but I’m not hot either

[idle veldt]

🫵

[mossy void]

Thanks tho bro :)

[pale ingot]

you're ugly and stupid

and smelly

fuck you.

[idle veldt]

☝️

[glad carbon]

its all subjective

you might be ugly to urself but hot to someone else

[pale ingot]

all subjective until breezy pulls up

then its objective

[glad carbon]

ham is the objective

attack the d point

🪖

[pale ingot]

sit on this d point

[glad carbon]

can i get some golden lions vro

i need premium

[pale ingot]

❌

nuh uh

[glad carbon]

[pale ingot]

btw i think i forgot to do something yesterday

lemme fix that

hi twink @tidal trellis

[naive bison]

Gm brainfart

[naive bison]

Women cumming is just them pissing

[glad carbon]

mostly*

[pastel quartz]

Its just depends, if their bladder is empty its not but if they gotta piss already your getting showered lmao

[naive bison]

That changes what I said completely

Shut up men

[glad carbon]

yeah its not all from the bladder, theres another gland near it

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-go-my-scarab-whatever-go-my-true-scarab-go-my-scarab-morgan-freeman-gif-3091971228562826566

[pastel quartz]

Yeah, the skenes gland i think it it's name

[naive bison]

The skank gland

[naive bison]

[glad carbon]

hi vro

wrong vro

[naive bison]

Fortnite exists?

[glad carbon]

hi vro

[coarse bear]

Hello

[naive bison]

Wow you've changed

[glad carbon]

did u beat s2

[coarse bear]

Not yet

[glad carbon]

pripyatter?

[coarse bear]

Just 'splorin'

[coarse bear]

Ye

[glad carbon]

same

i think im gonna stop looting and just do main story

ill loot next run

[coarse bear]

I went to Enerhetic palace of culture and just looted everyone

[glad carbon]

do u wanna rate the loadout

[pastel quartz]

I hope alife gets implemented in a reasonable time frame, i'm putting off playing until then

[coarse bear]

Did you know that Ragman in Rostok buys red equipment above 0% at a good price?

[pastel quartz]

Be reasonable i mean like, before 2026

[glad carbon]

i learned that yesterday from IGN

he buys everything worse prices tho

[coarse bear]

He's feeding my exoskeleton upgrades

[glad carbon]

so only sell red shit to him

[glad carbon]

sell only*

[pastel quartz]

why does fallout 2 have to be so hard

you have to run from like 90% of fights

[split canyon]

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[glad carbon]

its because all the shit near the start of the game is hard for no reason

[nimble thorn]

froter

[solar matrix]

Lmfaoooo

[pastel quartz]

the audio on this is so loud I can feel my headphones vibrate

[glad carbon]

hiiii

[final cedar]

you a soft squishy lil guy in a big bad wasteland

[glad carbon]

[pastel quartz]

I sure do love fighting 6 bandits with 80hp with max ap points early game

tbh wouldn't be an issue if encounters weren't so common

[pastel quartz]

true true...

[coarse bear]

10 endurance and agility, my guy a distance runner

This the type-a guy they named marathons after

[pastel quartz]

pretty much, I have 2 stacks of bonus move so I can move 16 hexes in a turn

[glad carbon]

@coarse bear i wish stalker 2 would forgo the miserable money management experience if you side with ward

[pastel quartz]

wish I took more perception for more sequence

[glad carbon]

having to buy all my shit from them sucks

please just give me ammo and meds for free 😭

ive killed like 400 people for you mfs

theres like 80 ward mfs in exosuits, no way in hell they bought those themselves

[coarse bear]

Spark when I'm not a cultist:

https://tenor.com/view/buckshot-roulette-1000-live-rounds-dealer-gif-18062339232919454967

[glad carbon]

spark sucks, glad i can opener'd that one guy

[coarse bear]

I did stuff for both sides

[glad carbon]

flip flopper

[fluid heron]

Dry did sexual favors for both sides of course

[coarse bear]

Naturally

And then I fell off a catwalk several times

[glad carbon]

trying to get a stash?

[coarse bear]

Trying to get an archartifact from the Cooling Towers
You know, the one where it's just fire

[glad carbon]

classic sergal

[coarse bear]

It's one of the easier ones but it's a long fall

[glad carbon]

honestly surprised theres no quests to go over there

[coarse bear]

Have to go back for Weird Water

[coarse bear]

There is one task you can do there, but that's it

[glad carbon]

since ||duty|| just exists over there and you dont even get told to explore there for a main mission

[coarse bear]

At least so far

[glad carbon]

you could completely miss them

[high wing]

Glad im over and done with that

That one kept bugging out

[coarse bear]

Mine is probably bugged

[high wing]

Its only good if you're over encumbered

[high meteor]

uh oh y'all are talkin bout stalker 2 here

i gotta skedaddle

[coarse bear]

Me when I'm cleaning out a whole battlefield of corpses

[coarse bear]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-pootis-engage-horror-gif-6421422428999240556

[glad carbon]

@coarse bear translate?

[high meteor]

NO

[coarse bear]

"Spark sparks no more
Ward is warding over nothing"
The last two lines I'm unsure of
But it feels like "Bloodsuckers are glad" or something

[undone wave]

I knew someone who did all three

RIP my drinking buddies they couldn't act normal around me

[coarse bear]

Captured Brain

[high meteor]

UNHAND ME

I MUST AVOID SPOILERS

[high wing]

No

[coarse bear]

Oh don't worry I try pretty gud at avoiding spoilers

[glad carbon]

its like uhh

bloodsucker something

[coarse bear]

Anyway, Skif gets naked in Rostok

[glad carbon]

skif oiled up

freaky with ragman

[high wing]

[glad carbon]

thats why he buys red tier guns

[coarse bear]

WWE Arena fights

[high wing]

He got freaky with scar

[glad carbon]

i got freaky with strider

[coarse bear]

https://tenor.com/view/rhea-ripley-suplex-wrestling-wwe-rhea-gif-22767355

Skif to the Arena champ

[glad carbon]

arena champ got rolled if you chose revolvers

literally just 3 tapped to the head

[high wing]

https://x.com/dan_dagazz/status/1867001114585076070?t=aANEDAS-KRmyiTMkXrWvTg&s=19

𝘿𝙖𝙣 𝘿𝙖𝙂𝙖𝙯𝙕 (@dan_dagazz) on X

You know.. memes

Twitter · Dec 12, 2024, 12:18 AM

[high wing]

Why she grabbing her coochi like that

[glad carbon]

hello hunter dandy from brainfart

[high wing]

Hello frota from offtopic

[high meteor]

[glad carbon]

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-linkstare-catstare-theboysbutdumb-gif-26094112

[high meteor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/784941516425658389/1242308171691720787/Garn47_-_1792739644498751719.gif

[glad carbon]

car :D

[high meteor]

wee

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/garn-car-dance-garn-garn47-car-car-dance-gif-8721217633335081822

weeee

do i play garn47 when itchio stops getting ddosed by funkopop

[high meteor]

yes

collect his badges

become the silly billy

[glad carbon]

okie so thats after oiling up breezy

after stalker 2 ending

but before poe2 grindfest

[high meteor]

krima almost here

[glad carbon]

ill slot u in there does that work for u

[high meteor]

gud

[coarse bear]

[high meteor]

i pray you and samana are still playing poe when i can finally get it

[glad carbon]

oh i will be

[high meteor]

i need big fuckin horde kill game

[glad carbon]

im down to hop in and help u on bosses if u get stuck

[high meteor]

👍

[glad carbon]

i dont think scaling punishes you if you do duo

should just be overall easier

[nimble thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-tsukihime-meme-caption-gif-23238964

[high meteor]

scaling?

does it have that soulsborne type of coop scaling?

[glad carbon]

i thought it just raised HP or spawned more guys

[high meteor]

i dunno shit man

[glad carbon]

idk either

i dont have homies to coop with

"ill it when its free" mfs

[coarse bear]

Heightened IQ individuals

[glad carbon]

mfs are waiting 6 months

[coarse bear]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-look-cat-look-at-camera-silly-cat-in-a-cage-gif-889392959852579879

[glad carbon]

i love this lil dictator

[high meteor]

"6 months"

[glad carbon]

wdym

[glad carbon]

birb its 30 dolla

thats like

1.5 abiotic factors

[high meteor]

he dont know the meme😔

[idle veldt]

I was going to get it soon, I’ve only ever played torchlight 2 though

[glad carbon]

same

well not same but like

[high meteor]

sean my only saving grace to get the meme