🎪bruh-fart

[ruby minnow]

Liberty Prime has been killed

[wooden surge]

👉

This you

[pastel quartz]

Busy ur retarded

[pale ingot]

hope they do this to bz next

[ruby minnow]

can you please take the imaginary mirror out of my face

[wooden surge]

👈

This me

Me n you

[eager igloo]

Welcome back maja

If my phone breaks again before I get a new one I will kms

[wooden surge]

Ok

[pastel quartz]

gang

[wooden surge]

[eager igloo]

I begin to remember why you were blocked

[pastel quartz]

Tf

[wooden surge]

Cus you weak

[eager igloo]

Cus Im not a bottom

[wooden surge]

Sure

[gleaming grove]

Guh

[wooden surge]

Whatever you say buddy

[split canyon]

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[pastel quartz]

Guh

!guh

[pale ingot]

now kiss

[wooden surge]

Only if there's consent

[dreamy flax]

📚 creamed

[Used] to describe an [unexpected] [orgasm].

[narrow lotus]

[pastel quartz]

4am gn boys

[tidal trellis]

dear god

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/good-night-cat-gif-gif-25954325

X share

[tidal trellis]

who was behind this?!

[eager igloo]

Ur such a bottom, its unbelievable

[tidal trellis]

who

[eager igloo]

My friend Frank

[pale ingot]

hi twink @tidal trellis

[tidal trellis]

FFS

HAM

GO AWAY

[ruby minnow]

@tidal trellis Hello flop

[tidal trellis]

never met him tell him I said hi

[tidal trellis]

hiiiii

[eager igloo]

He sends you kisses

[ruby minnow]

yes that is one too many I's

[tidal trellis]

I don't want em

welp time to go eat breakfast

[low atlas]

You don't do greeting kisses?

[tidal trellis]

no?

[low atlas]

damn, no manners

[tidal trellis]

thats not part of manners!

[low atlas]

All of the middle east does it

[tidal trellis]

well I haven't seen that happen

[eager igloo]

Smh

[low atlas]

cus no one wants to kiss an ill mannered man

[tidal trellis]

🤨 who u calling little

[modest oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/бан-gif-1220664386163639405

[tidal trellis]

who cares me go eat

[low atlas]

i legit didn't

[tidal trellis]

HEY

[low atlas]

You twink brain

holy shit the jokes write themselves

[tidal trellis]

OH THATS ILL

I didn't read properly

lololol

[low atlas]

Mmmhm

[tidal trellis]

my brain got confused

[naive bison]

Then do nice guys never get the girl

[modest oriole]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1176960347404501134/1272109759012667423/loved_her.gif

[low atlas]

Me too

Me too..

[modest oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/oocw-outofcontextwrasslin-oh-sad-sad-emoji-gif-15462661027727635708

[modest oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-cock-depressed-gif-1388567408964739728

[steel bone]

@tidal trellis

[modest oriole]

Eating COCK twink?

[steel bone]

[eager igloo]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2VzzjqmW9GZT1gEjk46nTZ?si=MK1EgPZ5Q8GvoC29MCVNZA

Luv this

[shell venture]

oh it was updated

[steel bone]

Yes, but 1 issue

Delight is without his hat

[eager igloo]

I know what's wrong with it

Ain't got no gas in

[fading shuttle]

Christmas bad

Promote unjolly behaviour

[eager igloo]

Evil autism kicking in

[ruby minnow]

kys

soldier of grinch

[fading shuttle]

Allah will smite you

[ruby minnow]

Santa was born and buried in Turkey!

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/titan-speakerman-gif-11150753179037839779

[fresh rose]

I love how I know what you are referencing

[ruby minnow]

yeah well didn't it make international news

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/santa-santa-claus-dancing-dance-shaking-hips-gif-15913274825195303179

doesn't look like a cockroach to me

[fresh rose]

https://tenor.com/view/look-at-him-efe-omowale-assisted-living-he-look-so-funny-haha-gif-24147865

brother doesn't know the santa before the coca cola mascot replaced him

[visual stirrup]

you mean St. Nicholas?

St. Nicholas was greek?

[fresh rose]

yea no

they confirmed it like a few days ago

hes turkish

its crazy

+1 ammo to instigate greeks and turks

[visual stirrup]

yeah, sure
and Constantinople was built by turks

[fresh rose]

@ruby minnow what was it they found his remains

right

in turkey

and tested them

[visual stirrup]

he died in 343

by brother in christ, there weren't even any turks in turkey at that time

they were still in siberia

and some russians still think that Cyril and Methodius were russian

those guys never even saw russia

[fresh rose]

honestly i don't care I just don't like coca colas santa mascot it fucking sucks

[visual stirrup]

sending a coca cola death squad to your house rn
you will be executed for un american behavior

[fresh rose]

no I will be celebrating my Christmas in January like the rest of the people here (in my country)

[visual stirrup]

orthodoxy detected

I will append a note for the death squad
"terminate with extreme prejudice"

[placid sail]

christmas must be the day you just lay at home with horrible tummy ache because of how happy everyone is around

[fading shuttle]

I do not have tummy aches, I am strong

[fresh rose]

dont care

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/749799445478244393/1265479387571159182/crackbert.gif

[tidal trellis]

who did this

[visual stirrup]

i know you've seen this before

[eager igloo]

Weird christmas you have

[tidal trellis]

this variant yes but who made it

tree?

[eager igloo]

It doesn't cause massive strife in your family every year?

[placid sail]

christmas is a nothing burger in mordor, so I wouldn't know

our biggest winter holiday is new year's eve instead

[steel bone]

You'll never guess

[tidal trellis]

who

[eager igloo]

Christmas is just christianised Yule anyway

[steel bone]

If I'm gonna tell you it was me, will you trust me?

Or am i lying?

[eager igloo]

Just way more boring

[tidal trellis]

you'd never do that to me

[steel bone]

Innocent soul

[placid sail]

yes yes your rat self yearns for the good ol pagan days

[eager igloo]

Pagan festivals had more sense

And sound more fun

[steel bone]

No u

[tidal trellis]

why!

[placid sail]

mordor actually has some paganistic rituals preserved

like maslenitsa

[river zealot]

hey bz hey rat

hey flop and shizowned

[tidal trellis]

salutations

[river zealot]

hey ski

[hazy finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1194314848956326029/1275444518304481473/copy_8292A9D9-2B52-4654-BA7B-060F442BB08A.gif

[visual stirrup]

imagine having a holiday named "butter tray"

smh my head

[low atlas]

you don't carry spaghetti in your pocket?

[hazy finch]

no i carry pocket sand

sandy spaghetti seems like fine african cuisine though

[placid sail]

it's a bit more complicated than that

[eager igloo]

It wouldn't fit

[placid sail]

В древнерусских письменных памятниках термины с корнем масл- для обозначения Сырной недели широко распространяются с XV века: Масленая недѣля, Масленое за́говѣнье, Маслопустъ «воскресенье, с которого запрещается употреблять молочную пищу», Масленица, Масляница «неделя перед этим воскресеньем»[3].

[tidal trellis]

google translate time

[eager igloo]

Ur gonna fry his brain with that many runes

[steel bone]

[river zealot]

@grizzled meadow

[placid sail]

he's terminally retarded anyway, nothing to lose

[low atlas]

i have small spaghetti specifically for pockets

[eager igloo]

I thought you have a small pocket specifically for spaghetti

[low atlas]

that too

[hazy finch]

i have some lemon lime flavoured vodka as a gift from my birthday yesterday perhaps if i drink enough of it i could decipher this strange language

[low atlas]

Breast pocket is for spaghetti

[tidal trellis]

interesting fact busy

[placid sail]

tl;dr maslenitsa is a week of pigging out on food before the great fasting

[eager igloo]

Try vein injection

[river zealot]

How the fuck do you copy a reddit post text on phone

[hazy finch]

a reason a whole week dining on the delicious asian food at the asian food store near me? what country

[river zealot]

Oh there is a button

[fading shuttle]

Russia

[dreamy flax]

:flag_ua: **Ukrainian** *(українська)*

⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

I'm afraid anime fans Hello everyone! I have this strange thing that when I meet a person and find out that he or she likes anime, I feel antipathy. Images of hicks with a dirty head jerking off on painted girls or fans of gay porn anime appear in my head. I don't know where it came from. How to change your mind?

[tidal trellis]

what the

[river zealot]

@placid sail

[tidal trellis]

thats just wrong

[river zealot]

I swear dude everytime i keep finding funnier and funnier shit

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-half-life-alyx-hl-hla-jeff-gif-21750891

[quaint ore]

https://s6.ezgif.com/tmp/ezgif-6-372c86152f.gif

btw Markus is Alive

[placid sail]

broski got traumatized by some unholy basement dweller

[river zealot]

Yeah i saw the vid

Gonna watch it when im on pc

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/markus-kruber-vermintide-2-steam-tank-kruber-vermintide-gif-322539141967255863

[river zealot]

Honestly man

[placid sail]

well it's mostly dairy products (maslenitsa can be roughly translated as "buttery week"?) since you know, no dairy products and meat during the fasting

[quaint ore]

Ukrainian Markus Kreuber

[river zealot]

Thats still how i feel about anime watchers

Or at least the big ones

[placid sail]

you are admirably shallow for a brainfart resident so no wonder

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/jokerge-inside-gif-516210194349882479

fuck

[river zealot]

Im sorry for not being a closeted twink

[placid sail]

and there it is

anything I don't understand is g'ay and twink

[river zealot]

[eager igloo]

You mean that he has less layers of protective irony?

[tidal trellis]

live jeff reaction

[eager igloo]

Imagine having a professional discord account

[placid sail]

no I'm saying it's a badge of honor here to be a biggot and hostile to anything that is not "based"

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/open-season-shaw-deer-run-over-meme-gif-12251156658227451666

[magic tartan]

i wonder how would this combine with "shoot what you don't understand"

[eager igloo]

Based on what

[eager igloo]

That's a large cat

I think its maine coon

[fading shuttle]

Weird ass tabby

[wooden surge]

He's roof tabby, they do be bigger

[hazy finch]

he sounds like a frog screaming its head off when it gets picked up by a toddler

[placid sail]

giant ass paws

[river zealot]

Hostile? Brother i dont even think anyone blocked me in this channel

[placid sail]

concepts, not people

[river zealot]

Im like flop but better

[river zealot]

Ah

[hazy finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/830732557472628738/1251114600464908319/GP_1VMtaQAISxv2.gif

[placid sail]

REALLY DON'T THINK it's a good bar for a comparison

[tidal trellis]

ArtEm coping that he isn't perfect like me

its okay to feel that way, many do

[placid sail]

shut up plop

[tidal trellis]

you and whoose army?

[wooden surge]

Actual good Plop take

[eager igloo]

I think the only one below that bar was vulpes

[visual stirrup]

Zeref got banned for pedo shit, which is probably worse

why can't I kekw that post?

[fading shuttle]

@placid sail elaborate by huh

[visual stirrup]

when I do, my whole discord window shakes and then the kekw undoes itself

[wooden surge]

Yes @placid sail please elaborate, what was so confusing in the meme

[wraith osprey]

The rat has blocked you

[placid sail]

you will never know

[narrow lotus]

This is how you gonna end up if you keep being cute :

[fading shuttle]

bro doesnt know about britannica

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/out-disappear-bye-vanished-gif-4932063

[wraith osprey]

Welcome to the club

[visual stirrup]

i don't even know what I did

just being my adorable self

[wooden surge]

You exist

[tidal trellis]

breathed too loud

[fading shuttle]

here you go uneducated tribal boy

[wraith osprey]

You are funny

[tidal trellis]

thats why she blocked u

[wraith osprey]

That thing hates funny

[placid sail]

didn't ask but okay I guess

[coarse bear]

Hello chat

The bot bait worked

[wooden surge]

Hello Dry

[eager igloo]

My notes say "boring, annoying and snobbish"

[coarse bear]

Hello smol froge

[visual stirrup]

sounds about right

[tidal trellis]

what are my notes

[wooden surge]

Based bait my dear sergal

[fresh rose]

all it takes is for it to kill her is getting mad once at not getting its food at the right time

[fresh rose]

and then it smashes in your rib cage with its front paws

[tidal trellis]

HUH

WHAT ARE THESE NOTES

[wooden surge]

You keep notes on others??

[visual stirrup]

allow me to write a two paragraph explanation about why i'm neither boring nor snobbish

[coarse bear]

I was about to say, Kreeo
Only just maybe birthdays

[river zealot]

[quaint ore]

for the mf's who didn't get the meme

britannica is the premiere encyclopedia on the internet, it's also way more reliable than wikipedia

[wooden surge]

My bad, wrong reply has hit the Pentagon

[tidal trellis]

only good notes

[placid sail]

you don't?

[river zealot]

Damn my phone is dying in 10 sec

Goodbye

[tidal trellis]

HEY!

[eager igloo]

Yours just says "BRIGHT"

[coarse bear]

[wooden surge]

I got better things to do with my life than think about y'all

And write notes about

[tidal trellis]

kreeos ngl, you sound very pretenious lol

[coarse bear]

I won't ask you for other mods' notes
What are my notes, if any

[placid sail]

bold claim for some offtoper relocating to live in brainfart

[wooden surge]

Checks out

[coarse bear]

@visual stirrup sneaky

[wooden surge]

And you sound like a dum twink? So?

[tidal trellis]

bad rebuttal....noted

[wooden surge]

Sure

Whatever you say

[wooden surge]

Fact that I frequent other channels lives rent free in your head huh?

[eager igloo]

Flop confirmed to be a fed

[fresh rose]

yours suck

[tidal trellis]

my bad for wanting 2 be against drunk driving

smh Menace

[eager igloo]

Mods, rip off the cables from his chest

[wooden surge]

The more you drunk drive the better you are at it

[fresh rose]

my notes on flopperts profile is "idiot piss role gamma slave, twinkistani"

[placid sail]

no it's just whenever offtopers come here, it's some form of cringe

[coarse bear]

https://tenor.com/view/shadow-the-hedgehog-shadow-sonic-sonic-the-hedgehog-lythero-gif-8088990180959059459

[tidal trellis]

[fresh rose]

the twink does not seem to be happy

good

[wooden surge]

Potato potato

[tidal trellis]

how rude

[fresh rose]

I mean

thats what the helper role is

so

[wooden surge]

Same coin

[coarse bear]

It's the drunk CRASHERS' fault that it's outlawed

[eager igloo]

Did you figure out the tea yet

[tidal trellis]

what

[placid sail]

that would either demand of him to go to kitchen and check (impossible) or ask mom (scary)

[eager igloo]

Maybe we should have additional category for driver license

You pass proper exam and you can drink and drive

[tidal trellis]

nah my mom is wholesome, my dad is the real scary one tbh

[eager igloo]

So that drunk crashers don't ruin our safe fun

[coarse bear]

Do I even wanna know

[ruby minnow]

its not the drunk drivers

its the sober crashers

[fresh rose]

https://tenor.com/view/punisher-no-no-no-tanklorde-gif-25785566

I WANT

TO DRINK AND DRIVE

NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

https://tenor.com/view/car-cliff-meme-funny-idk-gif-27654668

[ruby minnow]

why is it my fault if that guy decided to pass at a green light

[low atlas]

driving and overthinking leads to crashes

drinking and driving is instinctual

[ruby minnow]

and they punish us for it

fucking stupid government

and their stupid laws

[eager igloo]

I got almost ran over by sober idiots enough times

[wooden surge]

Government was always against our freedom

[river zealot]

god why is it so fucking cold

[dreamy flax]

:flag_ua: Ukraine

:clock12: 11 December 2024, 12:53 (12:53 PM)
🌍 UTC +2.0
☀️ Day

☁️ Overcast clouds
🌁 96% humidity
🍃 NNW 332° | 4.32 m/s wind
🌡️ 3.85°C (Feels like 0.85°C)
38.93°F (Feels like 33.53°F)

:flag_ua: Dnipro, Dnipropetrovsk Oblast, Ukraine, 49000

:clock12: 11 December 2024, 12:53 (12:53 PM)
🌍 UTC +2.0
☀️ Day

☁️ Overcast clouds
🌁 81% humidity
🍃 SSW 210° | 3.52 m/s wind
🌡️ 6.85°C (Feels like 3.85°C)
44.33°F (Feels like 38.93°F)

:flag_kz: 100000 Balkhash, Kazakhstan

:clock3: 11 December 2024, 15:54 (03:54 PM)
🌍 UTC +5.0
🌇 Sunset

☀️ Clear sky
🌁 77% humidity
🍃 ENE 70° | 4 m/s wind
🌡️ -20.15°C (Feels like -27.15°C)
-4.27°F (Feels like -16.87°F)

[coarse bear]

Man

[river zealot]

chilly innit

[coarse bear]

It's already only 16c indoors

[eager igloo]

My fav outside temperature

[placid sail]

the perils of living on essentially a giant flat plate

[river zealot]

you would think the wind would be stronger

[coarse bear]

Hasn't been a rocket launch in a while

That's when it's fucking wimdy

[dreamy flax]

:flag_kz: Baikonur, Kazakhstan

:clock3: 11 December 2024, 15:55 (03:55 PM)
🌍 UTC +5.0
☀️ Day

☁️ Overcast clouds
🌁 39% humidity
🍃 SE 146° | 3.4 m/s wind
🌡️ -4.15°C (Feels like -9.15°C)
24.53°F (Feels like 15.53°F)

[coarse bear]

Do be warm over there

[placid sail]

entirety of Kazakhstan is heated by the fucking Baikonur launches

[coarse bear]

Rather, wind blasted

[dreamy flax]

:flag_lt: Vilnius, Vilnius City Municipality, Lithuania

:clock12: 11 December 2024, 12:59 (12:59 PM)
🌍 UTC +2.0
☀️ Day

☁️ Overcast clouds
🌁 93% humidity
🍃 NNW 330° | 4.63 m/s wind
🌡️ -2.15°C (Feels like -7.15°C)
28.13°F (Feels like 19.13°F)

[quaint ore]

lovely weather

[fading portal]

I love the weather

[solar obsidian]

same in west

[solar obsidian]

i thought kazach is in a desert

[visual stirrup]

wastelands have very little insulation
so the days are hot, and the nights are cold
the summers are intense, and the winters are almost as bad

the further your get from the sea, the more insane the weather

god bless kazakhstan potassium miners, who work to maintain the quota no matter what

[eager igloo]

You'd think lake does something for that

[tepid pebble]

weather bot huh

[dreamy flax]

:flag_tr: İstanbul, Türkiye

:clock2: 11 December 2024, 14:11 (02:11 PM)
🌍 UTC +3.0
☀️ Day

☁️ Broken clouds
🌁 87% humidity
🍃 NNE 20° | 3.09 m/s wind
🌡️ 7.85°C (Feels like 5.85°C)
46.13°F (Feels like 42.53°F)

[river zealot]

constaninople?

[tepid pebble]

no, we changed its name

[eager igloo]

I bought korean and its spicy as shit

[river zealot]

[eager igloo]

Why do this keep happening to me

[visual stirrup]

I will continue to deadname Constantinople

[river zealot]

cant handle a little spice?

[eager igloo]

Korean is not a little

They must shit bricks over there

[naive bison]

US puppeteers African nations, China puppeteers the US, Kazakhstan puppeteers China

[tepid pebble]

go listen to the "istanbul, not constantinople" song

[wooden surge]

When the spice hitting, but the dish is delicious 😔

[naive bison]

-wait, Kazakhs rule the world?
-Always have

[ruby minnow]

you ever been to Stalino Oblast?

[river zealot]

donbass?

not yet

[dreamy flax]

:flag_ro: Bucharest, Romania

:clock1: 11 December 2024, 13:13 (01:13 PM)
🌍 UTC +2.0
☀️ Day

☁️ Overcast clouds
🌁 93% humidity
🍃 WSW 250° | 4.12 m/s wind
🌡️ 4.85°C (Feels like 1.85°C)
40.73°F (Feels like 35.33°F)

[tepid pebble]

kek

[dreamy flax]

:flag_tr: Adapazarı, Karaosman, 54100 Adapazarı/Sakarya, Türkiye

:clock2: 11 December 2024, 14:14 (02:14 PM)
🌍 UTC +3.0
☀️ Day

☁️ Overcast clouds
🌁 77% humidity
🍃 N 356° | 1.6 m/s wind
🌡️ 10.85°C (Feels like 9.85°C)
51.53°F (Feels like 49.73°F)

[coarse bear]

Quite warm

[tepid pebble]

huh

[narrow lotus]

Kherson also known as Putin's road

[tepid pebble]

another türkbro

[narrow lotus]

bagamias pula

[ruby minnow]

bro

you literally dm'd me in turkish

[tepid pebble]

mehh dont expect me to remember

i dont remember what i ate 2 hours ago

and you changed your name lmao

[ruby minnow]

i didn't change my name

it was Sean when you DM'd its still Sean

[placid sail]

slut

[tepid pebble]

how it feels to be wrong

[ruby minnow]

idk who that guy is

[tepid pebble]

its your lost brother

[placid sail]

damn

fake turkbot

[naive bison]

ambessa nerfs
get fucked

[tepid pebble]

wtf is this shit

[placid sail]

unauthentic doner

[arctic pawn]

youre going to brazil

[river zealot]

go to fucking offtopic you smelly shit

[naive bison]

where rule update

[arctic pawn]

cant talk about things on brainfart

literally 1984

[tepid pebble]

we are a little past 1984

its 1985 now

[placid sail]

mods ban him for complaining about just regime of brainfart

[river zealot]

regime?

[visual stirrup]

"We have always been at war with Escape from Pripyat."

[river zealot]

you mean democraticly elected govermenet?

[placid sail]

mods ban Artyom for getting it twisted

[ruby minnow]

mods ban busy for talking too much about the brainfart regime

[placid sail]

damn

[arctic pawn]

mods ban artyom for still not empregnating anna

[magic tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/cutecore-toll-gif-14989780945369042465

[tepid pebble]

mods, nuke brainfart again

[visual stirrup]

"If you want a picture of the future, imagine seeing "Dry is typing" -- forever"

[tepid pebble]

horrifying

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/shane-walsh-shane-the-walking-dead-twd-gif-2595944102460283257

[ruby minnow]

https://youtu.be/IEGo41443iI

[fresh rose]

game shit

next

[tepid pebble]

HERETIC, HERETIC, HERETIC

[placid sail]

mods impregnate Artyom

[naive bison]

you will be pregnant by the end of the day

[fresh rose]

ur disgusting

im hanging you with jumper cables

[arctic pawn]

thats very specific

[placid sail]

too eepy

can't

shutti do

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-kitten-eepy-eepy-cat-cute-kitten-gif-2354054411599231174

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/looking-at-you-jack-harlow-route66song-pull-down-my-glasses-hey-there-gif-22114150

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-funnt-cat-black-cat-sleepy-cat-gif-16409614852005252877

[ruby minnow]

oh my god guys its the car

[tepid pebble]

https://giphy.com/gifs/social-justice-9vYUOwXVK2hGw

[arctic pawn]

where is the toyota pinto

i mena ford pinto

[tepid pebble]

my vpn is fuged suggest me another one

[river zealot]

proton

[arctic pawn]

proton

[tepid pebble]

free

[arctic pawn]

literally

[ruby minnow]

cloudflare warp

use goodbyedpi with it to unblock DNS access

[tepid pebble]

warp is ok works in my home but not in work

gbdpi is ok too

need a chrome extension free vpn kind of shit

[arctic pawn]

stop uing chrome

or any chromium based browser

for your own good

[tepid pebble]

im on firefox, but work is chrome

[ruby minnow]

there is a lot of cars in forza 4 but that isn't one of them

[eager igloo]

Im using edge at work

[naive bison]

turbo vpn is what i use

[arctic pawn]

ford pinto has a tragic backstory

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-hypnosis-mkultra-mind-control-gif-13434861076506246835

[arctic pawn]

lmao

[naive bison]

it works

you can try planetvpn extension too

[eager igloo]

[naive bison]

i edge at work

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to _pc98_1

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[wooden surge]

Proton

[arctic pawn]

i edge at work too

[river zealot]

you guys will turn anything into goon material huh

[arctic pawn]

but because they dont use chrome

[river zealot]

hey charon

[green schooner]

yes

:3

[arctic pawn]

edge is chromium based

[green schooner]

What

[wooden surge]

Proton so good I started paying for it

[arctic pawn]

so its still chrome

so i refuse

to use

[river zealot]

i said hewwo charon

[summer flame]

[green schooner]

hello funny man

[arctic pawn]

microsoft agde

edgde*

dirty mind

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-tsukihime-meme-caption-gif-23238964

[tepid pebble]

i smoke and shit at work

[naive bison]

oh no

it began

[arctic pawn]

by the way i know egde is like a sexual shit in english

but i dont really know what egde means per se

[summer flame]

Say you "use" edge not that you edge

Grammer is important

[naive bison]

purposeful delay of climax during masturbation

for a long time

[arctic pawn]

delay of climax?

oh...

[naive bison]

you jerk off but stop when ur about to cum

👍

[arctic pawn]

[tepid pebble]

fapping without finishing

[arctic pawn]

thanks for clarifying

[naive bison]

[tepid pebble]

like an endless fap, a way of life

[green schooner]

Born to say haiiiii :3 forced to say “wsg”

[tepid pebble]

highest degree of retardness

[arctic pawn]

disgusting

[tepid pebble]

beyond autism

[summer flame]

On top of that who the fuck unironically uses Microsoft Edge?

[river zealot]

why does the microsoft edge

[arctic pawn]

lmao indeed

[summer flame]

It's a dog shit browser

[arctic pawn]

at work they only use egde

edge idk how tf it is written

[tepid pebble]

edge is unironically better than chrome, but its still chrome

[arctic pawn]

chromium

they are still watching your ass

[summer flame]

Just use Firefox like a sigma

[arctic pawn]

same

i dont trust chrome or chromium based browsers

[tepid pebble]

also when you have to use shitty government webpages that needs old internet explorer emulation

edge is your only solution

[ruby minnow]

BRAVE

[arctic pawn]

is brave chromium based

[ruby minnow]

no

[tepid pebble]

fuck brave, its still chrome

[tepid pebble]

WRONG

[ruby minnow]

nuh uh

[tepid pebble]

im boiling rn

[arctic pawn]

send proof

[ruby minnow]

i was wrong

[wooden surge]

I use Edge at work cus it makes my life simpler

[ruby minnow]

it was based on chromium

[tepid pebble]

LMAO

[arctic pawn]

lmao

[ruby minnow]

i blame the person who told me it was not based on chromium

[hazy finch]

i remember it like it was yesterday
command sent me and 18 other poor suckers over to the music channel to set up a little recon outpost to oversee the xp level channels and any nearby ones our cheap ass binoculars could view
we had the outpost set up at about 0300 hours when a whole regiment of pripyats from the bot command channel came strolling by and unfortunately they had recon drones it was an absolute massacre within the first 10 minutes 8 of the outposts men died 2 were injured and it was just me and some greyname that joined the ranks not even 2 weeks ago poor feller dident even send his first message before he got shipped out

[summer flame]

I'm gonna use Mosaic now because you mentioned Brave to me.

[tepid pebble]

a person accepting he was wrong ? IN BRAINFART ? WHATS THE WORLD COME TO

[summer flame]

You did this.

[ruby minnow]

ok wait

[ruby minnow]

kys

[tepid pebble]

no you

come to gebze ill treat you to cag kebab

[ruby minnow]

i can eat cag kebab here

[tepid pebble]

those are shit

[paper oracle]

Some how I lost ability to see updates

[ruby minnow]

nuh uh

[arctic pawn]

I thought i read curvyfat on the channel name

[hazy finch]

you have been banished

[paper oracle]

No

[tepid pebble]

this is cag kebab btw, lamb meat

[paper oracle]

I accidentally hit something

[river zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1113463425805320322/trim.C937E5E9-8678-49C1-8397-92B9227AE2ED.mov?ex=675a405f&is=6758eedf&hm=ffc16176dd33681072a38d84ada26992299fc97833fe4d022db1b85972684da6&

[tepid pebble]

trimmed lamb meat skewered

[paper oracle]

How do I get updates back

[ruby minnow]

JDM muscle car

[arctic pawn]

That music triggers me terrible memories of awful videos using the same song

[tepid pebble]

what are those letters

[arctic pawn]

[deep topaz]

Funny rusky letter

[hazy finch]

literally any engine made before 2009 when you do something incredibly simple and the entire engine falls apart (this is a well known bug yet noones actually done any research into why it happens)

[narrow lotus]

smash, next

[deep topaz]

Diesel runaway

[river zealot]

wrong video shit

[narrow lotus]

kitty is nice too

[hazy finch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1194314848956326029/1275444518304481473/copy_8292A9D9-2B52-4654-BA7B-060F442BB08A.gif

[river zealot]

thats the one

[coarse bear]

The council

[river zealot]

🤨

[paper oracle]

How do I turn updates back on please everything else works fine

[deep topaz]

Field of hams

Ask your computer nicely

[coarse bear]

What updates

[paper oracle]

Like new patches

[arctic pawn]

bro macrodosed

microdosing my ass

[ruby minnow]

@arctic pawn do you like drift cars?

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/floppa-toy-alaska-gif-21705002

[naive bison]

@coarse bear

[arctic pawn]

not really into cars that much but drift cars sure is more appealing than a regular car

[naive bison]

NAH @river zealot @narrow lotus

[ruby minnow]

here is one of my drift cars

it has served me well in vandalising Britiain

[arctic pawn]

you have one?

[ruby minnow]

in forza

i have multiple

irl

[arctic pawn]

lmao

[ruby minnow]

none

i would like to have one tho

[arctic pawn]

i need to play forza

[ruby minnow]

but building one is expensive

[river zealot]

bro the 30 year old moskvich rotting in my garage looks better

[deep topaz]

1970 was 54 years ago

[ruby minnow]

its a design choice

[river zealot]

f16 is 50 years old

[coarse bear]

[narrow lotus]

[arctic pawn]

it sure is specially if the model have a dangerous design

[narrow lotus]

oh jseus

[arctic pawn]

considered as dangerous in today's standards

[coarse bear]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-patches-the-hyena-gif-17284113472428783479

Only Patches I know

[river zealot]

well iedy is here

[arctic pawn]

i want one of these

[river zealot]

i have to pay the goon tax

[narrow lotus]

[deep topaz]

I wanted to kill patches so bad but I had no idea if that would lock me out of anything

[ruby minnow]

i hate the beetle

[arctic pawn]

you will 100% die in a car crash if youre riding a beetle

[river zealot]

good enough

[deep topaz]

Just like God intended

[arctic pawn]

[deep topaz]

Did I post this yet

[tepid pebble]

not gore i hope

[eager igloo]

Yes

[arctic pawn]

now all i wanted is a flying ford pinto

becaus eits a flying car

and because it has pinto on the name

[arctic pawn]

which in portuguese is a slang for penis

so its a ford penis

[visual stirrup]

*flying ford penis

[arctic pawn]

flying ford penis

god damn that is based

[river zealot]

flying penises, where have i seen that before

[arctic pawn]

did you saw it somewhere?

oh shit

[torpid jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/i-hired-this-cat-to-stare-at-you-hired-cat-stare-meme-gif-4497515252014672944

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/manul-pallas-cat-grusha-stare-angry-gif-13274783065358599182

locked in

[torpid jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/mini-oso-luna-tabby-lunaistabby-gif-220644464987255023

[eager igloo]

Would

[river zealot]

you would do what myshinka?

[eager igloo]

You know what

Also ur the passenger

[narrow lotus]

[solar obsidian]

@wooden surge

[torpid jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/shaking-cat-shaking-cat-alien-cat-gif-17719290639671130907

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to clazlin

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[solar obsidian]

welcome back, weseli

[torpid jewel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/557223006481547276/1289062459214266388/Screenshot_20240802-110352.webp

[solar obsidian]

damn, i pressed several times on it and wondered why it didnt play

[lusty sonnet]

Classic delight

[torpid jewel]

🫡

[visual stirrup]

вафля

@river zealot
Ever heard of the expression "вафли ловить"?

[river zealot]

no actually

[visual stirrup]

I can't find a russian language source for the last one

so it's probably very rare

[narrow lotus]

@stone blade >Late for work

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd1kMRsYNb4

[river zealot]

i mean

we just say хуи instead of waffles

[visual stirrup]

this is exactly the reason I avoid the word "waffle" when speaking russian

most working class russians who aren't familiar with western cuisine immediately think of the prison slang term

[arctic pawn]

a remake of this game would be an instant success

another remake

[narrow lotus]

i heard nowadays its hard af to get licences for the cars

[arctic pawn]

probably not cheap

just like soccer players being used in a game

[narrow lotus]

Toyota downright refuses to give theirs , especially in games where u ram cops

[river zealot]

@quaint ore

[arctic pawn]

so nfsmw was a bad propaganda for the cars

[wooden surge]

1: 1049 7107 3211 6117
2: April 22, 2070, Delights Mom
3: 420

[visual stirrup]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcnJ3uFwfsw

[quaint ore]

Тцк or "fastest way to swap your gender"

[wooden surge]

Btw there are three easter eggs in here, one is obvious

[ruby minnow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/764965033767600161/1315662189364908033/9d50u5.gif

[hazy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-my-goodness-oh-my-goodness-gracious-gif-1855570350059547658

https://tenor.com/view/officer-balls-batman-arkham-city-jonkler-jerker-gif-9382703524045291480

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/maybe-i-should-kill-myself-gif-24702491

[torpid jewel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1257381346783793232/1279135376048656487/togif-2.gif

[river zealot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/739504057973997652/1085593589255507978/resize.gif

[coarse bear]

[narrow lotus]

if you guys tell me who this is you get a cupcake

[low atlas]

tom cruise?

[narrow lotus]

he wasnt even born i think

[eager igloo]

Nice try fed

[digital quartz]

wtf Toyota you are motorizing half the terrorists in the world and you have a problem with licensing car names to games where you ram cops?

[river zealot]

damn no way

[low atlas]

wait

bidenovich?

[digital quartz]

Joe Biden

[narrow lotus]

Yes, it's a 26 year old Joe Biden

[low atlas]

he looks awfully like tom cruise

[digital quartz]

his nose is too big and the smile actually reaches his eyes

[coarse bear]

Toyota straight up resold a used car, with company decals, to terrorists

[narrow lotus]

You can see the smirk

[hazy finch]

weird mixture of joe biden and young terry A davis

[river zealot]

@lofty oxide dont forget to change forbidden to fortrump in your code in 2025

[fading shuttle]

thats joe aint it?

[narrow lotus]

yeah

and the one below is Trump

that smirk is hard to miss

[lyric horizon]

Whoever pinged me is gae

nevermind

you are gangsta

[mossy void]

Methinks that’s the point

[mossy void]

@lyric horizon

[lyric horizon]

Whatever makes you happy, friend!

[wooden surge]

@lyric horizon cmere baby

[lyric horizon]

Im 73

[wooden surge]

out of 10

TRUE

[lyric horizon]

[wooden surge]

Even better

[lyric horizon]

Out of the scale

[lyric horizon]

[digital quartz]

the arcane and mysterious decisions of japanese corporations

[lyric horizon]

Motherfuckers

I ordered a kotlet with potato wedgies since I didnt have time to cook

Motherfuckers ended up giving me potatoes

And price is still higher

[narrow lotus]

[wooden surge]

It's still potato

[narrow lotus]

Kotlet lmao you mean beef

Ah nvm is Cutlet lul

In Romanian its Cotlet as well

[lyric horizon]

But 6zł more

Motherfuckers

I could buy a bag of chips with that back in the day

[narrow lotus]

I did very few takeaways or whatever they are called

And i can safely say the services suck cock

Very high chance they fuck ur order somehow

[wooden surge]

That's why I just take normal tater

[narrow lotus]

Either the delivery or the place you order from

[wooden surge]

Or argue

[narrow lotus]

Fucking incompetents

[lyric horizon]

Its not the first time this had happened

One time they brought me some sausages instead of a bigos

The only + is that they have huge meals for not so big of a price

[narrow lotus]

Brother my friend ordered two Big Macs and got only the Big

Aka he only got the bread

They forgot the fucking meat

[lyric horizon]

Jesus

[tidal trellis]

gotta pay extra for anything else

rookie mistake

[narrow lotus]

You are lucky you have free meat whenever you want

[coarse bear]

McDonald's employee ratted on him

Won't even get the $50k because he had to call the snitch line, but he called the police and so there's no reward

[tidal trellis]

well duh, they actually include the actual meal when I order food

duhh

and not just bread

[river zealot]

[solar obsidian]

i heard too

[tidal trellis]

I don't get it

whats so funny

[river zealot]

[tidal trellis]

??

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/GFokXnCCMf8

[solar obsidian]

||meat = dick in slang||

[tidal trellis]

EW

EW

[river zealot]

you really cant make this shit up

[tidal trellis]

NO

BAD

[lyric horizon]

From the good news

I have gotten over my sickness

[tidal trellis]

win

[lyric horizon]

Had to take 2 days off, glad to be back already

[broken topaz]

Hello sexy people in my phone

[river zealot]

hey hey

[wooden surge]

Hey hey people

[broken topaz]

Its cold

[wooden surge]

Winter be like that

[low atlas]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/822538048985497600/1316115705950765157/GeZweTwX0AA9yiv.png?ex=675a8884&is=67593704&hm=df0d635b919e538049c46f3a79d5d6afc7b78af49977979867d8e464ccf4d2c9&

[broken topaz]

Start chuggin sarsparilla

[pale ingot]

sarsaparilla more like sarsapeerilla.

mf discord double send

[mossy void]

Government bird drones

[lyric horizon]

Alright

[wooden surge]

It's that smug urn face guy

[lyric horizon]

Falco told me to watch True Detective

I should get to it

@grizzled meadow Gonna be proud

[low atlas]

best dark elf face in that game

no discussion

[lyric horizon]

Also

@wooden surge I gotta test something

Listen to me good now, alright?

[wooden surge]

[lyric horizon]

Majonez kielecki or winiary

[wooden surge]

Kielecki

[lyric horizon]

You answered the test correct

[wooden surge]

Winiary spoko, ale całe życie żrę Kielecki

Plus Winiary to Nestle

[lyric horizon]

Ano

[wooden surge]

Także easy

[river zealot]

@naive bison league of legends*

[lyric horizon]

Województwo świętokrzyskie istnieje tylko za pośrednictwem tej tajemniczej mikstury

Chwała im

[naive bison]

Shut up weeb

[broken topaz]

*escape from tarkov

[naive bison]

[river zealot]

and busy says im the hostile one

[fresh rose]

Both

[lyric horizon]

every anime game*

fuck genshin

fuck every gacha game

[placid sail]

default ass mf

[low atlas]

bet you played wood elf

fargoth cosplayer

[placid sail]

dunmer/breton/high elf usually

[low atlas]

now ur making me wanna play again

damnit

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/ziarastar-gif-13773355496627869824

[placid sail]

I've been binge watching a guy doing morrowind challenge runs recently, but I stay firm and deny the temptation

[placid sail]

also for a split second I thought you called me a slur

[low atlas]

who is he?

[low atlas]

you are a bit of a fargoth, in the short and silly kind of way not in the slur way

[placid sail]

a guy devoid of any hair at all

[low atlas]

JUST BACKGROUND NOISE!!!!

[river zealot]

gonna be you soon eh

[low atlas]

i sleep to his videos often

[placid sail]

you have to understand

mockery like that simple does not land at all

it's like calling me fat

[solar obsidian]

real

[eager igloo]

Is it too accurate

[river zealot]

its just a simple подъеб

[solar obsidian]

✅

[placid sail]

it's a подъеб in an aspect that's never been problematic for me

[placid sail]

well actually I've got a bit of a belly going lately but I'm still so, so far away from the perfect form that is Falco

Falco's double chin is probably bigger than the belly in question

cursed to forever be a more fit version of a flop

probably was a hitler in previous life to deserve that

[solar obsidian]

u seen falco?

[low atlas]

one i miss a lot was micky D if you've ever seen him busy

[placid sail]

no but I just know

[low atlas]

funny irish man

[solar obsidian]

[placid sail]

I think I've seen like, a second total of him, but never got into it truly

is it good?

[eager igloo]

Whar

[low atlas]

hes quite fun and used to do fun challenges but

he stopped for aaages now

[placid sail]

hm

I'll check it out

[lyric horizon]

fargoth?

This sounds like a bypass to the homo slur

[placid sail]

what's confusing about it

silly rat

[lyric horizon]

ignore her

[low atlas]

its a character, nerd

[placid sail]

do not tell me what to do

[eager igloo]

Matlab functions keep telling me to "see help"

Im fucking trying okay

[placid sail]

you should listen to it

[low atlas]

should tell matlab to kill itself

[potent hamlet]

good morning

[broken topaz]

Only acceptable way to play eft is spt

[eager igloo]

Worst thing is I might meet a person who commited this abomination one day

[placid sail]

however, if it starts telling that you have wires in your body and you should pull them out, stop listening to it

[eager igloo]

And I might not be able to stop myself from killing him

[river zealot]

i will find a way one day

[river zealot]

morning ali

[placid sail]

just act like a W and irritate me until I block you, easy

[river zealot]

thats no fun tho

[potent hamlet]

nobody has lost their mind over me not yapping?

[placid sail]

then you'll have to evolve your skull peanut a little

chop chop

[river zealot]

dont think youre special

[potent hamlet]

my brother said i am special

[river zealot]

[potent hamlet]

although i never understood why he said special ed

[solar obsidian]

nope

[potent hamlet]

that's good to know, i was worried for Iedy yesterday

[solar obsidian]

iedy was the best in years that time

[low atlas]

this and a bad bitch from suran

[naive bison]

peace

[shell venture]

plumber is gone

we made it

[pastel quartz]

Whats wrong with the plumber?

[naive bison]

rest in power

[shell venture]

nothing he did an amazing job

it just took too long

since 8am

[low atlas]

thats a long time to be piping

[pastel quartz]

What time is it for you now?

[shell venture]

15

[final rose]

It's stupid

[pastel quartz]

Goddamn

[low atlas]

surprised you can withstand that much piping too @shell venture

[shell venture]

he re did the whole system

[shell venture]

[final rose]

[shell venture]

reported to al saoud

death by stone

[low atlas]

already escaped the country

fuck u

[shell venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1281671714425802973/this_is_glorpshit_caption.gif

[solar obsidian]

you take fifteen penises a day? wowzers.

[shell venture]

you jealous ?

[solar obsidian]

where u in now?

[low atlas]

malaysia

[final rose]

You say it like you can do more, delight.

[shell venture]

bro it's so fucking cold my mouse wheel slowed down

goddamn

[low atlas]

what he just piped and left?

what an ass

[dreamy flax]

:flag_dz: Kouba, Algeria

:clock3: 11 December 2024, 15:12 (03:12 PM)
🌍 UTC +1.0
☀️ Day

☁️ Scattered clouds
🌁 42% humidity
🍃 SSE 150° | 3.09 m/s wind
🌡️ 16.85°C (Feels like 15.85°C)
62.33°F (Feels like 60.53°F)

[final rose]

What is it like there in winter btw

[shell venture]

16c my ass

wtf

[low atlas]

seasons do not exist

[shell venture]

retarded bot

[dreamy flax]

:flag_my: Kuala Lumpur, Federal Territory of Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia

:clock10: 11 December 2024, 22:12 (10:12 PM)
🌏 UTC +8.0
🌑 Night

☁️ Overcast clouds
🌁 78% humidity
🍃 NNW 328° | 1.93 m/s wind
🌡️ 25.85°C (78.53°F)

[low atlas]

[final rose]

Wha

[final rose]

Nice

[shell venture]

flop capital

[low atlas]

summer winter doesnt matter

rains a lot, thats p much it

earlier this week actually i had rainfall so hard it seeped through myclosed windows

[shell venture]

weather here is kinda ass

but it'll never be as bad as south east asia

[low atlas]

i dont mind the humidity

[coarse bear]

We fw this

[low atlas]

worst part about it is having it sunny as fuck and suddenly

BOOM flash storm bitch

[shell venture]

yea that sounds like ass

[low atlas]

you were having a walk? better run sucker you're gonna get flooded

i remember being 2km away from my apt on a sunny day, and it suddenly pissed it down, phone didnt work because of how wet everything was

had to walk it back

[final rose]

Skill issue

2km is not much

Big skill issue

[shell venture]

bro is 3antara ibno chadad

[storm stream]

bro pulled out a multimeter

[storm stream]

[river zealot]

Sister gifted me pajama

I never wore them to sleep before

I guess i will wear it indoors when its warmer

[placid sail]

[placid sail]

god that guy is so profoundly irish

[low atlas]

its great

i think a lot of the irish in my accent comes from him lol

[placid sail]

a lot of irish in my BRO YOU'RE FUCKING SAUDI WHAT DO YOU MEAAAAN

[low atlas]

a lot of people tell me i have a bit of english n irish in my accent

[placid sail]

fucking