🎪bruh-fart

[pastel quartz]

why\

[final cedar]

was it canada or us?

[pastel quartz]

nnunya

domnt want u sex offending me

[final cedar]

that dark it means norther hemisphere right

[pastel quartz]

close

i live in a valley of mountains

[final cedar]

is weed legal in all of canada?

[pastel quartz]

its almost laways dark around 3-4

idk

i dont live in canada

[final cedar]

US then?

are there still states where it's not legalized?

[pastel quartz]

no

i live in maine

its legal to smoke and grow

like 13 plantrs per person i think'

[final cedar]

like completely or "up to 4 plants"

oh

that's nice

[deep topaz]

yes but what could someone have that takes up so much storage

[pastel quartz]

they dont really care how much as long as its not insane

[deep topaz]

I have like 6TB total on my PC and it's more than enough

[pastel quartz]

they do checks every few weeks in helicopter

i will have 5 6 plants ik some ppl have maybe 15 20

[pastel quartz]

server

traffic

stuff

[final cedar]

My sis uses my storage for backing up her work photos and that's already like 60tb

low side probably since it's compressed I assume

[pastel quartz]

i live in

belrus

bela

rus

имам бомба

ще го изям

никой не може да ме спре

[fading shuttle]

ahuh, so you are bulgarian

[pastel quartz]

die

[final cedar]

ivan is also bulgarian

[fading shuttle]

this is getting out of hand, now there are three of them

[final cedar]

who's the 3rd?

[pastel quartz]

i joke

[final cedar]

iedy?

[fading shuttle]

me?

[final cedar]

oh

[fading shuttle]

you forgot

[pastel quartz]

ben aslında türküm

yoksa ben aslında Rus muyum?

kim bilir

the world may never know

arnt you ukrain

or

thats arttyom

[mossy void]

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM

I'M THE MAN THAT'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
WITH THE LEMONS

[final cedar]

https://tenor.com/b2n5M.gif

[pastel quartz]

cute

[pastel quartz]

played thpose at the same time

all i heard was roubd em up and miux them into a gell

my keyaboard is sideways and im typing better than normal

[pastel quartz]

jesus hcrist i did it agaibn

[pastel quartz]

turn em into a gel

[mossy void]

it's

an entire cavesystem

[pastel quartz]

exactly

[mossy void]

https://tenor.com/view/ba-dum-tsss-drum-band-gif-7320811

[pastel quartz]

why do i type better sideways

im using table as rollin areah

keyboard almoist upside down

almoist

just rolled my first shitty one of the night

[pastel quartz]

im yet to mae a den tin my bud or papers

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/douse-in-gasoline-tim-commerford-rage-against-the-machine-testify-song-spill-gas-gif-18865386

[mossy void]

Infinite gas

[pastel quartz]

infinite asss

'ghntfj

[mossy void]

we love ass

and moon rocks

[pastel quartz]

i havnt had moon rocks in so long

[mossy void]

What's really interesting is moon dust is actually razor sharp

[pastel quartz]

yes

[mossy void]

no erosion :D

very weird

or, weathering rather

I've been getting the two mixed up since 6th grade science

[pastel quartz]

im so cooked i saw smokke anbd started to tweak out htinking theree was fire

i have a ciggerete lit in my ash tray

no mods online

no one active

v lonesome brainfart tn

[pastel quartz]

banned

[lucid glacier]

Am rolplay'ing as bot dont maid me

[pastel quartz]

ay bro

im gonan touch you

[mossy void]

Bro is either drunk or high or both

felt

[pastel quartz]

jnp

[lucid glacier]

be gentle .. High voltage

[pastel quartz]

idkk why everupne aleays htinks im drunk

i havnt been drunk in lkike 2 mnonthss

[final cedar]

lasting brain damage

pcp laced tequila

fent laced papers

[pastel quartz]

i laced them

https://tenor.com/view/fent-fentanyl-friday-fent-friday-fent-feeling-gif-16328998714765345622

[final cedar]

you kinda seem like you'd snort dried up cum if someone told you it gets you high

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/dxe1Dl5x6r.jpg

[pastel quartz]

odly specofic

[mossy void]

terrible spelling

[pastel quartz]

gave up rolling

[mossy void]

either intentional, meaning sober but meming

or unintentional, meaning not sober

[pastel quartz]

underestimated the amount of papers

no my keys are set max sesitivity

the gust from a fly could type "retard"

[mossy void]

I hope they catch the ceo shooter and put him on trial. Not because I want justice but because it's going to be very highly televised
He won't get caught though.

[pastel quartz]

he got caught

[mossy void]

he's already gone

yeah they have a suspect, but we don't know that's the actual guy

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/inefablejuly-my-dog-think-he-is-a-ceo-gif-1074999857385855286

[final cedar]

"keys are set to max sensitivity"

tf you typing with, touch keyboard?

[pastel quartz]

a keyboard....

[primal kiln]

https://fxtwitter.com/DatChaosGuy/status/1866183530335674516

[pastel quartz]

modern keyboards have actuation

dumbass

[final cedar]

this is so retarded ahaha

[pastel quartz]

if i turn it down my typing is fine

[mossy void]

Yeah looks like the guy is a scapegoat. Only crime they have him on file for is trespassing on a state park

everything else is very circumstantial

we'll see

[pastel quartz]

fake passports ids unregistered firearms with surpressor

you cant own a supressor

iin the us

[mossy void]

incorrect

you can own a supressor

you have to pay a tax stamp

appx 200 dollars depending on the state

[final cedar]

surely the guy committing murder strictly follows firearm laws

[pastel quartz]

wtv still

[mossy void]

Now, new york has very restrictive gun laws

[pastel quartz]

it was not legal

he also had a fake passport

[final cedar]

what keyboard you have then

[pastel quartz]

gmmk

pro

wtv its called

peopkle hate one it

i enjopy it

[mossy void]

Seeing as this is so new, and this guy looks like just some kid, it doesn't look like it's him, very circumstantial

we'll see but, I don't think this is our guy

[final cedar]

what do you mean by actuators anyways? Sensitivity doesn't make any fucking sense unless you count set distance or smth

[quartz ridge]

homemade supressor too

[clear bear]

bruh

[mossy void]

You can most certainly own supressors

[quartz ridge]

real supressors dont make it so you have to rack the slide everytime you fire

so prolly fake

aka doesnt have the nelson device

nielson

real spelling

probably 3d printed which if true is based

[pastel quartz]

the lower i have my keys to touching the sensors the easier it is to press less distance i have to barely touch a key for it to register

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/топдрузябандо-бабаджоба-сталкер-сталкер2-стрелок-сталкер-gif-8086819743968637215

god what sucks is that

[pastel quartz]

also i kind of just slop my hands around

[quartz ridge]

supressors were close to being

normalized

[final cedar]

adjustable then, every damn switch is a actuator

[pastel quartz]

its more sensitive if its easier to press bruh

[pastel quartz]

it is adjustable

i just have mine as low as it goes

jjjjjjjjjj

jjj

jj

[clear bear]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1040526384491143198/1300390967102275615/togif-6-2.gif

[pastel quartz]

idk what to tell you broi

my keys are easy to press

why r u so fixated on it

[clear bear]

wait till this guy finds out about optical keyboards

gonne lose his mind

[pastel quartz]

lol

yea

that would be even worse in my case

[final cedar]

fuck off magnetic is the shit nowadays

[final cedar]

huehue optical

[final cedar]

monkey balls

[mossy void]

https://tenor.com/view/spinning-monkey-gif-21881306

monke spin

[pastel quartz]

my k key either types twice doesnt at all or wokks fine

[quartz ridge]

rip gang ceo slaya got caught too soon

if only he took out a few more

[warm birch]

Nobody:

mercs for some fucking reason:

[clear bear]

rip your board

[final cedar]

banjo legit the new stella

[pastel quartz]

its fine

[final cedar]

replaced osaka

[pastel quartz]

i think maybe somthing is deepo inside

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/clint-eastwood-gif-5408008588417028034

[pastel quartz]

cuz it seems clean

[mossy void]

He'll be put on trial and if he's the real guy he'll be given a platform to explain the rhetoric and maybe make more revolutionaries like him

[quartz ridge]

who did you block

[pastel quartz]

idk

lilly probally or the fat girl from last nighjt

[quartz ridge]

rip gang we should just break him out

[mossy void]

too hard :(

blud is on his own

fuck that snitch though frfr

[clear bear]

sounds like it is shorting

[mossy void]

mf was like "hello police I see the revolutionary he's having a big mac"

[quartz ridge]

no not really its just that most people who wanna break him out wouldnt be able to

since like

99% of protestors do it unarmed and do literally nothing

[mossy void]

"we need to stop this unfair mistreatment of the ultra wealthy!"

[quartz ridge]

if only we started capping neighbors in the streets like he capped the ceo the world would be fairer

https://tenor.com/view/warno-gif-17631418952155858911

[mossy void]

People like their hierarchies

sharks at the top, millions of minnows at the bottom

because the sharks deserve to eat hundreds of thousands of minnows, it's their rightful place

[quartz ridge]

we need a jihad in america

[mossy void]

we should ask bezos to invest in $hawk coin

[final cedar]

I'm more impressed how the guy managed to keep his opsec impeccable

you'd assume the feds have every phone tracked by now

[mossy void]

he was doing great, the cops wouldn't have found him if it wasn't for that fucking snitch

[quartz ridge]

they wouldnt have found him if he didnt try to flirt with a woman in starbucks

[final cedar]

what they did find him after all?

[mossy void]

let the man eat his bigmac

[crude osprey]

Never going to mcds again

[mossy void]

yeah they found their suspect

might not be him

[final cedar]

suspect smuspect

no gun

[mossy void]

3dprinted gun

[final cedar]

they got the gun?

[mossy void]

with a supressor and several fake ID documents

[final cedar]

oh no

well fuck that guy then

[mossy void]

Looks pretty bad but, somewhat circumstantial

fkn snitch saw him and called him out to the cops while he was eating mcdonal

[final cedar]

what's the details anyways, guy signs in with fake papers, pops the dude and bails? drop the gun or what?

did they find the docs and gun on him?

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/viralhog-driving-idc-accident-gif-11703558

[crude osprey]

Tbh pretty stupid to keep the gun

[high wing]

me on my way to los santos customs

[crude osprey]

Just dispose of it

[quartz ridge]

finger prints

[final cedar]

gloves

[quartz ridge]

if i was him id go down in a last stand fr fr

truley become a martyr

[crude osprey]

Wipe it before you dump it

[quartz ridge]

he didnt have any when he shot the guy

[mossy void]

he came out of a hotel and was shot in the back, guy goes off on a bicycle

[quartz ridge]

a citi bike btw

[final cedar]

nvmd I take it back

[quartz ridge]

imagine capping a guy and leaving on a fucking citibike

[mossy void]

it was planned, guy kept the gun on him
the suspect they got has a 3dprinted gun on him

[quartz ridge]

its so retarded

but so BASED

[final cedar]

ok that changes things AGAIN

that's pretty neat

[mossy void]

yep

it's new york

[slender rock]

Gek

[mossy void]

you can't just buy a gun there

you need to get creative

[crude osprey]

Bring a gun from another state

[final cedar]

yeah like what

[quartz ridge]

we need a war man

[final cedar]

just buy one at walmart one state over

[quartz ridge]

im literally

paycheck

to paycheck rn

[mossy void]

you have to go to the PD themselves and apply for the permit

[quartz ridge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/964068900851576882/1043120305700343869/image0_90.gif

[slender rock]

bro

[quartz ridge]

if this was aperfect world id larp in peace

[mossy void]

and that's before you even get the gun

[slender rock]

get us some plates

[final cedar]

if you plan it move to another state

[slender rock]

steel plates

[quartz ridge]

3d printer gun? he probably either printed himself ( unlikley ) or got it from gang affilated markets

theres people making a decent bit of coin by selling 3d printed guns, the issue is if you dont know to print then you aint doin jack shit ya know

[mossy void]

when you're planning to assassinate someone, going through the trouble of purchasing a firearm is far more difficult than just printing one out

[final cedar]

3d printed gun probably a red herring / unable to fire so the defense can get the case thrown

real gun man is gone

[mossy void]

maybe

idk

[quartz ridge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAM9YSEN0sk

BASED

[final cedar]

FUCK PSR

hate that bitch

[quartz ridge]

3d printed guns can fire

[quartz ridge]

why

he kinda zesty

but like funny

[final cedar]

everything about them irritates me

cunt in a lot of ways

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-pink-gun-shoot-girly-gun-gif-25395477

[final cedar]

I mean his specifically

[quartz ridge]

hes not afraid of his masculinity

real gun bros would shoot a pink glock all day

[crude osprey]

Honestly in this... case... a knife would've worked well enough

[final cedar]

yeah fuck that

[slender rock]

aww

metro is angry

uwu

[final cedar]

I don't care about his quirky demeanor

[quartz ridge]

god his channel is so peak

[hazy finch]

knife would of been better make the fucker bleed out

[crude osprey]

stab stab stab, run

[quartz ridge]

"aves gots you carried with rails, i like to get railed "

[mossy void]

Blood.

[crude osprey]

ezy

[quartz ridge]

its so funny

[quartz ridge]

chance of him living

[hazy finch]

1 or 2 stabs in the neck hes done for

[crude osprey]

gloves/sleeves

[quartz ridge]

3d printed glock was based tho

[mossy void]

Congrats, you now have clothing covered in blood

[crude osprey]

change of clothes

ezy

[final cedar]

majority of gun channels suck donkey balls. Fuck those trust fund kiddies playing bad boy on yt

[pastel quartz]

i have been stabbed

[quartz ridge]

yeah but hes not like that tho

[pastel quartz]

my older sister stabbed me in the face wheb we were little

[mossy void]

Also not a guarentee

[hazy finch]

method of taping a bunch of plastic shopping bags to your clothing and when it gets blood on it rip it off

[quartz ridge]

hes not like garand thumb where hes a baby daddy x4 now

[final cedar]

kinda is

[quartz ridge]

or lucas botkins who has a stick up his ass

[mossy void]

You can stab someone, doesn’t mean they certainly die.
Shooting them 4 times on the other hand…

[pastel quartz]

and a homless man ripped my arm open and i had to run2 miles home

i have a dercent scar and scars on my face

super fun

[quartz ridge]

if you get called the F word (fren) by lucas botkins then you are cool

[pastel quartz]

people always think i slit my eyebrow cuz i have two scars there

[slender rock]

fgoat?

[quartz ridge]

yeah

and a queer

[slender rock]

mhm

[quartz ridge]

( botkins words not mine )

wahhhhh night vision is GAeY!!!!

Like brotha

you pay like

2k for goggles to see MEN at nighttime

[slender rock]

yeah

[final cedar]

see, miss me with that shit. I want to watch a guy shoot a target and shortly talk about the gun he used and that's it

[quartz ridge]

"my ultra miltiaman comapny is only for TRAD christians who wanna KILL everyone who isn't christian"

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/904858311722143814/1315296908511809597/attachment.gif

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/get-rotated-idiot-rotated-idiot-korean-soldier-gif-1812380274377492065

[quartz ridge]

lucas botkin's influence on gun tubers has ruined guns

it used to be GOONING at night, mag dumping at strange noises

[slender rock]

they look like COD chars

[ruby minnow]

military looks like military character? no shit man

[quartz ridge]

who has a clip of that one dude in the back of a suburban

doing gang banger training

with a g3 where he mag dumps from the trunk of a car

THAT IS FIREARM CULTURE

[final cedar]

and the irritating fact that he gets cred for being a "army tactical instructor" cause he talked to a couple boots about shooting right ... boohoo great job

[quartz ridge]

not CAGGING

[slender rock]

hahahah smartass I mean like they look exactly like fucking COD MP char you cockgobbler

[ruby minnow]

military looks like military character? no shit man

[slender rock]

shut the fuck up Turk furry

[quartz ridge]

" I train mega SF people from different countries " (no evidence)

[final cedar]

even if...

who cares

[quartz ridge]

" BUT IM SOOOO GOOD AT TRAINING I REFUSE TO TRAIN NORMAL CIVILLIANS "

[ruby minnow]

you are californian unfortunately

[quartz ridge]

like he can "train SF"

but cant train normal ass people

[pastel quartz]

3tb/s

tryna fin wich ones the fastest

i think e is

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/die-just-die-gif-23172530

[ruby minnow]

that is exactly what happens to your forests

[dreamy flax]

💱 1 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us: is equal to 34.83 TRY (Turkish Lira) :flag_tr:

[quartz ridge]

THIS IS THE GUN CULTURE THAT NEEDS A RETURN

WE NEED TO KICK OUT LARPERS

[slender rock]

yes

[quartz ridge]

WEAR M81 OR ALICE WITH NORMAL CIVVIE CLOTHING

[slender rock]

YES

[pastel quartz]

Türkiye

[ruby minnow]

we need gorka

[quartz ridge]

WE ARENT A MILITARY FORCE, IF WE FOUGHT SOMEONE WED BE DOING DRIVEBYS AND SHIT

THE MARINES COME TO KILL US ALL? DO A DRIVE BY ON EM GANG LIGHT EM UP WITH DRACOS AND SWITCHES

[final cedar]

diy gun turrets

saw a fosscad project about a universal mount turret, anything from an ar-15 to a m82

[quartz ridge]

we dont need trenches we dont need CAG we revert to AMBUSHING neighbors

[ruby minnow]

once you need to fight the government

Alex will call his Taliban friends

[quartz ridge]

but but i trained to fight like a U.S. infantrymen

TOO DAMN BAD!! WE DOIN DRIVE BYS IN THIS HOE

WE BE AMBUSHING PEOPLE

[slender rock]

@quartz ridge https://open.spotify.com/episode/2kjEMVYmeYZTgD0Lgs9UoL

OH SHIT I AM FEELING IT

[final cedar]

that song makes you feel it fr

[quartz ridge]

were gonna be antistasing this bitch if we see a patrol of chinese paratroopers WE ARE RAMMING THEM WITH A CHEVY AVALANCHE

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/they-got-it-all-blocked-off-portland-parade-portland-lloyd-centre-exit-convention-centre-exit-gif-15564997572257744351

[slender rock]

they won't know whats hitten them

[quartz ridge]

unironically for urban fighting a cool ass tactic chechens used was literally blowing up building walls

lemme see if i can find the vid

[final cedar]

don't start the chechen footage shit

I'm still traumatized from that speznaz dude getting his head cut off

[quartz ridge]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LByVxEE4H9M

[slender rock]

Gek has Afghani and Pakistani DNA

[quartz ridge]

its not like real footage

[slender rock]

almost as years of confilct is apart of the genes bro

https://open.spotify.com/episode/5CuFDVqZaZ51kT8rTJpnQU

[quartz ridge]

unironically fell into a big rabbit hole about miltia tactics

its like fun to learn and LARP

[ruby minnow]

i have written up a doc before all about guerilla tactics and how to utilise them for a arma group

i do not regret it

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/m4-colmpio-gif-22715691

[high wing]

me in pripyat

[quartz ridge]

unironically arma in game modes like antistasi show how terrorists fight

show up

[pale ingot]

weakest arma player

[quartz ridge]

blow up the opps

shoot em up

then leave before a qrf gets there

[high wing]

did you see that one arma video that got recently posted that looked like a trailer

where a helicopter spins outta control and crashes

[quartz ridge]

imma be real rq

i used ot make those

[final cedar]

arma is pretty good from that aspect

[quartz ridge]

arma 3 " realistic " looking footage

[high wing]

i think it was arma

[ruby minnow]

we have used it in roblox aswell and i can confirm that 10 year olds cannot keep up with modern guerilla tactics

[quartz ridge]

yeah but people dont get that they wont be able to operate all the vics they capture ( if any )

[final cedar]

dayz is a perfect urban survival sim

[quartz ridge]

surviving mlk blvd the game

dayz is so scary at all times

[slender rock]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2OtT9HoHPGUsiDzCB420NI

[slender rock]

g-parkway

[naive bison]

???

bro what

[quartz ridge]

its a city thing

[slender rock]

Xal isn't hip with the westcoast gang banger lore

[quartz ridge]

https://www.youtube.com/@valgear5525

this guy is also based

[high wing]

i cant find it reeee

[naive bison]

idiot

[glad carbon]

oil up

[naive bison]

frota is still awake

[glad carbon]

im gonna frotouch you

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-glorpshit-mad-gif-12826934952903770254

[slender rock]

so frota tops xal I see

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-yachty-censored-not-drake-tech-support-gif-8658410013845332703

i love thes gifs

"not drake"

https://vxtwitter.com/LocalBateman/status/1865983462022471874

[glad carbon]

no i warm him up

[naive bison]

https://imgur.com/A54fR8k

[high wing]

suck my dick

i found it

[naive bison]

[ruby minnow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/764965033767600161/1315662189364908033/9d50u5.gif

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/JosephF62710202/status/1864281513900028043

this looks so cool

man even does a fucking flip

[glad carbon]

sir yes sir oorah

[high wing]

OORAH

[ruby minnow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1044624519903576065/1202985171008102440/image0.gif

[high meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/sir-yes-sir-oorah-cat-emotional-gif-23930229

[slender rock]

https://open.spotify.com/album/2Il7QADGDfqLRsJkAx0JY8?

[high wing]

wait

this looks sick wtf

https://fixvx.com/Sexyice2019/status/1866036277126304068

[glad carbon]

meow :3

[quartz ridge]

this arma is gae

its also easy

[high wing]

so is your mom

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[high wing]

so are you

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[glad carbon]

hi jollard birds

[high wing]

fumbled jolly

[high meteor]

the security sector is a horrid place

[quartz ridge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1040415733374533675/1226332945909026877/caption-1-1-1.gif?=&width=603&height=702

uniroincally

squad's heli system is challenging

armas

is easy peasy

lemon quesy

[high wing]

i dunno shit about arma

i just watch ppl play it

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/not-drake-drake-wow-wow-drake-not-drake-wow-gif-1992828786724823159

[glad carbon]

oh did dyou reach the SPOOKY MAN

[pastel quartz]

Is that Will.I.AM!>>!>

[glad carbon]

evil guy drags you into the molestation realm

[high wing]

what game?

[high meteor]

it is dark as hell in this dank ass dark ass room

IS THAT THE GRIM REAPER!?

[glad carbon]

yeah he just reached the spooky man

[high meteor]

10/10 never playing abiotic alone

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-scout-tf2-scout-balls-buzz-saw-gif-23108189

[quartz ridge]

probably

[glad carbon]

i have it installed

hi vro

[high meteor]

[glad carbon]

can i come by with a table leg and beat you

not ingame

[high meteor]

shore

[high wing]

Dont do it

He will beat you

[glad carbon]

i promise i wont

[high meteor]

i can tank it

[high wing]

You cant tank it

[glad carbon]

brain has a silly duct tape + tray shield

he can tank it

[slender rock]

bromance?

[uncut yew]

Piloting a heli for a hot drop always feels fucking peak when you swing round and drop everyone off in a split second.

[prime zenith]

why

[prime zenith]

cus of the ambience?

[final cedar]

[high meteor]

the reaper

[prime zenith]

[prime zenith]

i only played like 2h

friends be like ill get it ill get it

15 years lata:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/984566553246834778/1301885138786844712/caption-135.gif

[uncut yew]

I hate the red one, I hate the red one, I hate the red one, I hate the red one, I hate the red one.

[sacred mirage]

Who was the snitch?

[mossy void]

The article didn’t say, some fkn bootlicker in an Altoona mcdonalds

[uncut yew]

Ah yes, doing great by carrying his manifesto, gun, suppressor and fake ID

[glad carbon]

shefy :3

[glad carbon]

this is what smoking does to ur lungs

[naive bison]

what a cool lil guy

[prime zenith]

elo mate

[low atlas]

he dont bite bro

[glad carbon]

he was trying to be caught i think

dude sits down in mcdonalds wearing the same outfit with literally every piece of evidence on him

[nimble thorn]

@shell venture walk the plank

[glad carbon]

apparently the mf who called isnt even able to claim the reward

since he called 911 and not the fucking reward group

[nimble thorn]

Oh are we talking about the national hero?

I mean

[glad carbon]

another shooter is born

[nimble thorn]

The assassin

[uncut yew]

My lungs after they leave my body, killing me in the process, they have become sentient after years of not smoking (I failed to keep them from evolving)

[sacred mirage]

Good

Fuck him

Sold out a good person for 10k

[glad carbon]

maybe he was tryna get someone 60k

idk

he basically turned himself in

[nimble thorn]

I mean

I think he's tryna become a martyr of sorts

[sacred mirage]

Wasn't the bounty 10k?

[nimble thorn]

Spark a chain reaction or what not

[sacred mirage]

He should have killed more CEO's.

[nimble thorn]

Eh

Killing the figure head

The systems still there

[glad carbon]

holy hell, google jury nullification

[nimble thorn]

Killing one guy of a deep and rotten system?

Shoulda pulled a John wick and challenged him to a duel

[quartz ridge]

should have followed his ahh to the meeting and done smth cool

[uncut yew]

Don't worry, they'll easily find enough people to give a resounding guilty conviction, all they have to do is use NSA plants, simple as.

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-space-kamikaze-explosion-gif-15875063139611313358

[glad carbon]

no they just need to find twitter libertarians

[quartz ridge]

me when i used a 3d prinyed gun

[nimble thorn]

Just do domestic terrorism like everyone else

[quartz ridge]

and dont dispose of it

its like

THE ONLY REASON

[quartz ridge]

youd use a 3d one

[glad carbon]

"errrmm why did he get shot, the free market would've regulated him eventually"

[quartz ridge]

the more i live the more realize people who subscribe to a idelogy are fake and gae

" im a liberal " " im a republican " im a anarchist libertarian " blah blah blah

[nimble thorn]

People when they realise labels are dumb

[nimble thorn]

Average laissez faire believer

[quartz ridge]

https://media.giphy.com/media/X4zoVbXufDXCc3d205/giphy-downsized-large.gif

[worldly gate]

The totally suspicious "accident" ready to kill the CEO and make the whole case go cold:

[quartz ridge]

realise your vote is meaningless and become a terrorist

shrimple as

[uncut yew]

Me when I 'purchase' the death of someone I dislike to show the libertarian that we definitely share the same set of values, the person I disliked was the libertarian himself

[quartz ridge]

stock prices went up when he died lol

body wasnt even cold yet and they announced his job as a position they were hiring a few hours later

[uncut yew]

Unvested stock options that could no longer be actuated, immediate increase in shareholder value.

[pale ingot]

i can respect the grind

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/zyzz-fistpump-gif-4689886

[quartz ridge]

i think his stocks went to his wife

/ family

[worldly gate]

CEO: dies

The stock market:

[uncut yew]

Not the unvested options, as far as I know

[quartz ridge]

im 99% sure the family gets everything related to stocks

they will look extra bad if the family doesnt get it too

but eh

its a insurance company

they are scumbags anyway

its not beneath
them to do that

[glad carbon]

did you mfs see hte game awards community nominees

[worldly gate]

Daaaamm that was fast

[glad carbon]

soulslike knockoff, dlc, and 3 gacha games

[uncut yew]

All he ones he owns, yes, but the unvested ones.... ehhh, probably not.

[worldly gate]

Guess that dude really was thar disposable

[glad carbon]

kill Gamers

[worldly gate]

Why does anyone cares about that? Its just game journalistz that cant play anything circlejerk

[glad carbon]

are you stupid

"community nominees"

[quartz ridge]

force sweet baby inc employees to listen to "shame" by soad for 24 hours

[glad carbon]

are you stupid

[quartz ridge]

or chief kief

[worldly gate]

Same shit

They'll just manipulate that shit and say community picked those options

[quartz ridge]

ion care its not the same people

its probably like

associated

[glad carbon]

"its rigged if we lost but it was also rigged if we won"

[quartz ridge]

people need to realize their votes dont matter

[worldly gate]

Hence why i dont even bother to watch that shit

[pastel quartz]

meow

killing ymself tn

[quartz ridge]

"im gonna listen to a interwebs chud saying game i rated bad because i hate insert smth stupid is good"

[prime zenith]

wtf

[uncut yew]

I need a group of Sweet Baby employees and a group of capital G American Gamers who hold strong right wing beliefs to be strapped to a series of poles and forced to listen to each other's drivel on repeat from a loudspeaker for 48 hours straight.

[prime zenith]

[glad carbon]

the culture war is retarded

and alex is retarded for repeating the drivel of it

[quartz ridge]

its happening tho

you may not like it

but neighbors be adding random inclusive stuff for no reason

[glad carbon]

its not though

[quartz ridge]

ion mind it as long as its good

but its shit 99% of the time

[glad carbon]

the shit ruining games isnt inclusivity

its greedy mfs rushing games

end of convo

[quartz ridge]

its both

games used ot be niche

[worldly gate]

Microtransactions
Poor optimization
Too

[quartz ridge]

till stock holders got to them

[glad carbon]

you're so easily manipulated wtf

dude got a brainworm straight from asmongold's chat

poor fella

[uncut yew]

I, a grown man, rarely scream like a little pissboy when playing games.... That motherfucker made me scream though... Turning the corner to be standing half a metre from that fucker as it starts wheezing like a dying smoker while murdering me was quite the experience.

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/smokey-and-the-bandit-ein-ausgekochtes-schlitzohr-jackie-gleason-sheriff-buford-t-justice-of-portague-county-1977-gif-26137177

[prime zenith]

im scared to play that game now

[quartz ridge]

whoopsies

[glad carbon]

lets play vro

ill go first

[prime zenith]

alright vro

[quartz ridge]

i dont watch streamers

im not a chud

infact

we should behead streamers

[glad carbon]

yet you repeat chud takes

idk man

[glad carbon]

you seem like a chud

[quartz ridge]

no im a based yakubian

[glad carbon]

ill go first with the stapler crossbow

[prime zenith]

how do you urban words

[quartz ridge]

if i cant freely kill people game is bad

[prime zenith]

-urban

.urban

[glad carbon]

aren't you pakistani

or is that flop

[quartz ridge]

its /

[uncut yew]

Is bro heiling mid air?

[quartz ridge]

both but i can still make yakub jokes

[glad carbon]

its mod only

[quartz ridge]

i may not be white

[prime zenith]

oh

[quartz ridge]

but i can still shitpost

[glad carbon]

shefy do i have you added on steam

[prime zenith]

no

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1024512232924647445.webp?size=128

[prime zenith]

[quartz ridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/897642924987281479/905610935740276776/caption.gif

lowkey though

uniroincally

unretard for a second

streamers are a waste of space and breath

[prime zenith]

what do you mean by this

[glad carbon]

alex is mad he isnt charismatic enough to make money on twitch

[quartz ridge]

"my name is hassan piker I AM A COMMUNIST WHO LIVES INSIDE OF A MULTI MILLION DOLLAR MANSION!!! I AM A MAN OF THE PEOPLE!!! TAX THE RICH!!" (WHICH I AM!!!)

[glad carbon]

poor fella

[prime zenith]

oh

political fellas

[quartz ridge]

i could make money if i went Samuel Hyde mode

[glad carbon]

"do as i say, not as I do"

[prime zenith]

personally i like watching streamers play shitty games

and horror

[glad carbon]

join @placid sail

[quartz ridge]

we jus tneed to kill people atp

[glad carbon]

hes got some silly fella he watches

[quartz ridge]

with hatchets n stuff

[prime zenith]

with hatchets and what not

[prime zenith]

join wat

[glad carbon]

join busy in watching some streamer

idk

[prime zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/neko-atsume-cat-kitty-neko-atsume-vr-speech-bubble-gif-25743386

[uncut yew]

Streamers only serve one (1) single meaningful purpose: Reacting to Metal Gear Rising: Revengance
Everything else is basically a waste of bandwidth

[visual stirrup]

most streamers
the only reason they have any fucking success is due to society breaking down and people having fewer and fewer friends
"surrogate friends"

[prime zenith]

i dont think this is true

its entertainment

throughout hmuan history we loved entertainment ykno

[visual stirrup]

if I wanted to watch a retard stumble through simple games because he wasn't paying attention, I could get any of my friends

[glad carbon]

mike when he realises people sat inside all day even before the internet was popular

reading or doing crosswords

[visual stirrup]

"this game doesn't make any sense, it isn't working"
(wasn't paying attention to the explanation earlier because he was interacting with chat)

"BROKEN FUCKING GAME"

[glad carbon]

hell even reacting to other people doing stuff was like, tv shows or listening to the radio

[prime zenith]

yeah you watch a streamer you find entertaining

[worldly gate]

"This game's plot is confusing"

Also them: proceed to not pay attention to any text or cutscene literally explaining the plot.

[visual stirrup]

reaction streamers are the same type of garbage
most of them get thousands of views while contributing nothing
all because there are thousands of people who don't have enough friends to enjoy videos/movies/tv with

[glad carbon]

what

[visual stirrup]

I saw the word "react" and had a conniption

[prime zenith]

@glad carbonvro what happened to adding me

making me wait for notifications for no reason

https://cdn.7tv.app/emote/66e366ff25894bf40230e730/4x.gif

[glad carbon]

i forgot

[prime zenith]

nice

time to stalk you

[glad carbon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/829427170396995637/1221411162789249034/jjpQGeno.gif?ex=6758c609&is=67577489&hm=4fc51cbaa4a9f81ed58137c98c50f333051170eda32f8c0f55604e83d466d447&

[prime zenith]

dam u played a lot of s2

[glad carbon]

[prime zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/eepy-cat-kitten-cat-gif-8204793778054470261

[modest oriole]

Single

[pastel quartz]

single for hacking 3 for kidnapping

[pale ingot]

pulling up the vtubers (thousands of people deprived of human interaction/love)

[high wing]

hand reveal

[uncut yew]

Finally, a way to not only fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese, but also avoid paying child support. Incredible

[real carbon]

gib

[hazy finch]

i need to eat my KFC while hacking so im going with 2

[narrow lotus]

Post is ruined

More ruined in this case

[high wing]

lol

[river zealot]

Man im tired

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/saruei-gif-22865249

french woman yap

[austere shadow]

https://fixupx.com/chocomintedice/status/1865863566705807687?t=X7J7cZDYUL6yciDTugok-g&s=19

[wooden surge]

Morbing

[high meteor]

what she yappin bout tho?

[fading shuttle]

https://tenor.com/view/saruei-vtuber-bow-down-dogeza-sorry-gif-10613923275588213553

her love for allah

[wooden surge]

Praise he be

[high meteor]

truly based of saruei

[visual stirrup]

average chernobyl duck

[high wing]

You should commission some art of pepi wearing a gas mask

Along with a lil stalker hoodie

[narrow lotus]

Would be cool but i saw some ppl ask 100-200 euros for a comission yeah i m good

[high wing]

Make @sage rover do it

[sage rover]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1134925057316106240/1214487988042727464/doordash.gif

100 - 200 euros for a commission

are they a fat fur artist or what wtf

[river zealot]

Morning

[fading shuttle]

its iedy, yes

[shell venture]

GOOOOD MORNING CREW

[narrow lotus]

there was a dude , that made some nice posters i guess

the drawings were very good , but he asked 250 for a full one

[lyric horizon]

What was her name again?

Stella?

[narrow lotus]

thats just a lot of money, while i understand that the work itself is hard and shit

still a lot of money

[lyric horizon]

You know

Its a cool thing that us fellers cant afford

😔

You can always take a picture and print it

[narrow lotus]

I mean that is the truth , yeah

I can afford it but i would see it more as a waste than smth i wanted

[fading shuttle]

saruei

[lyric horizon]

Yeah

You can spend those 250 euro on something better than art

Like...Poker

[shell venture]

false

spend it on hawk tuah coin

[low atlas]

walk it

[shell venture]

i deserve it

[sage rover]

tend to question some high pricing
but if he sees it worth, then they are confident about it

[shell venture]

scam

[sage rover]

at least its not 1k - 3k USD for a drawing

[shell venture]

if i ever paid for a drawing

10$ max

[narrow lotus]

he said he has comissions all the time i guess , now idk if he really gets comission over and over

or he only has 3-4 comissions and he just takes a long time to finish them before he takes another 2-3

[shell venture]

if he sold them for cheap no one would buy them

it's all in le head

[sage rover]

it's good money
i do imagine taking some time in-between

[narrow lotus]

toxic mofos

[narrow lotus]

begone

[river zealot]

@placid sail

[river zealot]

Hey rat

[eager igloo]

G

[wooden surge]

@glad carbon

[eager igloo]

Wish

[shell venture]

p!isaw

[foggy mantle]

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[lyric horizon]

I saw your bones

[shell venture]

@lyric horizon answer your crimes

[lyric horizon]

hawk tuah spit on that thing

[shell venture]

many are saying this

@low atlas

happy birthday fool

[low atlas]

thank you habib

[shell venture]

from me and wes

[low atlas]

if only he didn't walk the plank he could say it here

😔

[shell venture]

aye aye

[pale ingot]

@low atlas idiot stupid birthday

smelly

poopooface

[low atlas]

stupid talking deli meat thank you

[river zealot]

@low atlas happy birthday

[low atlas]

smelly ass

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/noooo-sad-cry-why-gif-20547657

[final cedar]

aah fuck you discord

https://tenor.com/bdIZr.gif

[naive bison]

@river zealot @coarse bear small peace duke

[shell venture]

stalker 2

[coarse bear]

Don't be rude

[naive bison]

[lyric horizon]

HE IS PULLING HIS COCK OUT

[naive bison]

Look him belly

[tepid pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-patrick-bateman-american-psycho-gif-7212093

[coarse bear]

https://fixvx.com/hilaryagro/status/1865985237580452306?t=zXQpxLPPJkuPf6Y9zFErqg&s=19

[coarse bear]

[tepid pebble]

so outsiders are a threat to their employees, so they make all employees sign a pledge ?

thats regarded

[final cedar]

now to double down

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-db-shotgun-gif-21597283

double barrel down

[final cedar]

Not the killing execs thing but push for tax reform

[coarse bear]

"Please tell us if anyone is planning something"

[shell venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1281671714425802973/this_is_glorpshit_caption.gif

baited

[final cedar]

in minecraft

[shell venture]

still doing it anyway

[tepid pebble]

i mean, usa is the country where they make you fill out a form asking "are you a terrorist?"

[coarse bear]

[shell venture]

yes i am

yahar

[eager igloo]

Give them back their braincell

[final cedar]

Religious Zealots wouldn't lie so it's a fool proof way

[coarse bear]

Monkey D. Luffy do be a terrorist

[final cedar]

isn't his dad the jihadist?

[tepid pebble]

i wonder what happens when you mark yes

[shell venture]

i have 2 personalities
and both of them are telling me to go to dubai

[placid sail]

сам себе куплю

[narrow lotus]

US Corpos moment

Only thing worse than US Corps are the Japanese ones

From what i heard

[tepid pebble]

corps or corporations ?

[shell venture]

burdj khalifa is epic

[coarse bear]

Corpos

[tepid pebble]

rememeber they have no sewage system there so they haul the shit out with trucks every day

[lyric horizon]

Who?

I only know one khalifa

[narrow lotus]

Dry reeks of ass

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/burj-khalifa-html-css-javascript-building-gif-17147614

[lyric horizon]

Oooh

big building indeed

[shell venture]

[coarse bear]

Oi
It's not an ass, it's a horse

[shell venture]

horse ass

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-chernobyl-chornobyl-pripyat-prypiat-gif-4739931847719887227

[shell venture]

stalker 2 chat refrence

[lyric horizon]

harss

[final cedar]

Depends which gov agency you apply to

[coarse bear]

Cue Kazakhstani horse competitions

[tepid pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-a-penis-penis-shocked-gif-4878748

[shell venture]

[tepid pebble]

dont they ask that in the airport on alien arrival form

[coarse bear]

I remember I rode the horse of a shepherd that was so drunk off his gourd, yet the horse ate fucking leaves

[eager igloo]

Corpses

[coarse bear]

Geothermal heat sink?
Sir, that is a poop chute

[final cedar]

poop chute bottom left

[shell venture]

poopcore

[tepid pebble]

pooppunk

[final cedar]

aaah I just realized that the heli in MGSV is called pequod like the whaling ship of the moby dick story

[coarse bear]

Fucken Kojima

[eager igloo]

Luv high level references

[final cedar]

To think the entire game is a quasi adaptation of the book

white whale being skullface

who's entire body is white

[tepid pebble]

i once played mgsv and installed some nude mods

[final cedar]

literally why?

[eager igloo]

Gooner

[tepid pebble]

uhh, horny monkey brain ?

[final cedar]

I had to play quiets extra mission to finally put some clothes on her

[tepid pebble]

i couldnt make quiet nude tho, it didnt work, but the rescue women worked

[eager igloo]

You remind me of Vulpes

[tepid pebble]

never finished the game so dunno about the sensitivity of her being semi nude

[final cedar]

oh no, the rain scene triggered

[tepid pebble]

only remember she got burned when she was an enemy

[final cedar]

god damnit kojima

you horny piece of shit

[narrow lotus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/561153801114091521/1310349037676920902/ZeusAnomaly.gif

[tepid pebble]

arent we the ones causing her to get burned alive ? why care

she was trying to kill us no

[eager igloo]

Spoilers

[tepid pebble]

ehh

[tepid pebble]

horny brain doesnt care about story implications

but nice gif

[coarse bear]

My EVERY FUCKING TIME THERE'S A STORM

[narrow lotus]

ngl i got more jumpscares from random lighning on me than any mutant or whatever

[coarse bear]

[placid sail]

WHOOOAAAAAA HOOOAAAAAAAA
naked ocelot making miller blush
WHOAAAAAAAAAA HOAAAAAAAA WOAAAAAAAAAOOOUUUUUU

[final cedar]

This is story relevant, trust me

[coarse bear]

Be me
Eating some bread
KER-CRACK
Just make it a one-shot already

[narrow lotus]

im going to gym now, even if its pouring outside

we are grindin

[final cedar]

good thing the kids escaped during this

[tepid pebble]

the most i advanced in the story, she was sitting behind bars in the ship

naked feet

[final cedar]

it's an anchored oil rig innit?

[narrow lotus]

[tepid pebble]

me simple brain, thing on water, ship

[narrow lotus]

Metal Gear Solid , but they are talking about Snake's cock the entire time

[final cedar]

flaccid snake

[coarse bear]

That's just MGS3

[placid sail]

they're so oily, it's not water at all

[tepid pebble]

[coarse bear]

[tepid pebble]

so why is she immune to being made lewd ?

[coarse bear]

She breathes through her skin

Because why the fuck not

[tepid pebble]

but thats regarded

[coarse bear]

Indeed

Now look at the guy that controls lightning

[final cedar]

Thanks for that boss

[tepid pebble]

so she suffocated while we burned her alive ?

[stoic girder]

What about the guy who was an actual ghost in mgs 3?

[coarse bear]

Sorrow

[visual stirrup]

I think she was a normal human being at that moment

[coarse bear]

MGS universe is weirdly fucked up

[visual stirrup]

which would mean she was the only one not in that stupid fucking getup the rest of the cypher troops were in

[coarse bear]

One moment we're doing a metaphor for "government bad"
The next there's a guy whose name is Vamp

His name is Vamp because he's bisexual

[tepid pebble]

my problem with that game was, it broke my grinding limits so i could never advance the story, only repeat missions to grind

[coarse bear]

Not related to him being a vampire maybe

[lusty sonnet]

Best bossfight in MGS3 was the ladder

What a thrill indeed

[visual stirrup]

I don't know why they all have the ONE filter for their gas masks on the RIGHT side
All of the one filter gas masks 've seen have it on the left because most soldiers are right handed
I bet they modeled the gas masks first and then later noticed that the filter interferes with the cheekweld of the weapon

and that's why those guys all hold their guns sideways like retards

don't get me wrong, when I was qualifying with my M4 while wearing a gas mask, I also held the weapon kinda sideways
but not THAT far

[fading shuttle]

kojima probably just saw a video of some guy holding their gun like that and thought it was cool so he created the circumstances to make sure the bad guys would hold their guns like that

[final cedar]

Hey I thought it's stupid as well but it made for some cinematic cutscenes

Not like it looked extra cool or anything but I didn't expect them to go all gangsta with their smgs

[coarse bear]

Rule of cool moment

[visual stirrup]

just looking at that shit makes my wrist and shoulder hurt, though

Metal Gear Solid
The video game series autistic enough about guns to have the most obscure malfunctions (Ocelot limpwristing his makarovs)
but fucking oblivious enough to have Venom Snake hold up his scope to AN EYE THAT ISN'T EVEN FUCKING THERE

DOES HE ALSO HAVE VOCAL CHORD PARASITES LIKE KAZ?

[coarse bear]

You're thinking too deep