#πͺbruh-fart
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I bought the brainfart dip
No way
lesbian is a porn category?
We eating good
I knew a guy who said this a lot in highschool, they are trans now
What
mood
That's funny
Anyway I rugpull
I misunderstood
The closet is glass moment
anyway back to memes now that asshat gone?
I'm out of memes on my phone and should be asleep
@coarse bear missed ur chance to say βstay frostyβ after the mutw
getting my peepee tucked inwards to form a faux vag as we speak - I have my phone with me on the operating table
Nah I'm good
Charli is the only person who could say this and it actually be funny
@potent hamlet Oi toxica, Need to find arid Multi-cam/OCP
in the gardening section
thanks
Live your best life bestie
gey?
What gamemode are you playing?
do what you feel is right lmao
Private server, DRO (Dynamic Recon Ops)
Niceee. I haven't played ARMA in so long
@heavy peak
the doctor just slipped and sliced through my gooch, effectively creating a "megahole"
Also I actually drive that car irl
alpine white
e92 m3 dct
carbon roof
baller
Woman 
no problem will do lemme switch to my phone
man
Real
what if 99% of the memes heres arent β»οΈ
me stealing memes, waiting a week and reposting them back at their op's
how that I can get behind @wraith ingot
674whp
OH SHIT RAT GANG GANG
gyat
preciate it, been my dream car forever, finally picked one up while young. didn't want to be an old fart driving one
i might get a 95 M3 and modify that
those are real popular over here so won't be hard to find one on sale aswell
Most mentally stable HL2 meme
wya chief
Turkey
Fuck, the exhaustion is getting to me
I didn't even mean to say meme I meant to say mod
do it. Just make sure you can turn a wrench. I do all maintenance except for engine-out jobs on my car myself, need a jack and four jack stands
just be an insomniac like me and be fully adapted to 2 hours of sleep if any haha......
cs perc is like 25 dollars for 6 wdym
it all kinda depends on how much it will cost me
if it costs too much i might just get a motorbike and hang with that for now
what's a 95 m3 run for in turkiye
nothing personal sean it was my turk response mechanism
let me check
See I can function off of very little sleep (sometimes) but not operate. And I have the final test tomorrow for my CDL
yall are dysfunctional methinks
just stay up all night until the CDL test so you don't have to deal with waking up with little sleep
Even being a unofficial stepmom has taken my from the 2 hours of sleep teen to I need 8
its like about 850k-550k
:3
see I would but I have to drive 4 hours immediately after the test
2 hours is better than none, get some sleep if you're able to
You need therapy methinks
ok so around 20k usd. good achievable goal
I will soon lol
This chat when women
therapy is expensive. I could simply play half life 1 over and over :3
yeah DONT do that lol. any sleep is better than no sleep
Also hello
You are on a server based on a heavily modded old AF game in a channel named doodoofart
We all need therapy
brain has to contract its folds so it can wash out all the waste chemicals formed from being awake
this is why I dont talk in brainfart
my therapist kicked me out
True lol, I'll try. Soon. Maybe. Or just chug like 4 monsters and get yelled at by my girlfriend
methinks you need affordable healthcare
TaKe CaRe Of YoU bOdzy
im from the united states, my ass is sticking to half life 1 xD
black mesa?
We trying, I mean our uniquely American healthcare crisis just had a very American solution to them trying to cap time on anesthesia
i hope you find a cure soon
its 9 am dude why would i sleep
an ambulance is $500, an xray is $2000, black mesa is $9.99 rn
I would make a refernce to recent events
Never!!
butttt
think it'll raise insurance approvals? or just increase ceo security?
i would like to not get raided again
DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO
imagine sleeping lmao (this post is sponsored by insomnia gang)
Black mesa is a great , I already own it though
Blue Cross is rolling out a new policy
If you want to do something to help fight policies like this, contact your state legislator and tell them what you think
I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM IN FOREVER OMG
:pogger
random bullshit go
Separate server
This is unique to this channel I think lmao
We're retarded
Know what we need
I've witnessed people getting banished here from the proper channels
@tidal trellis wakeup my braown friend
getting close to those racial slurs
I will fucking shoot you
come on
teehee
How is brown close to any racial slur
not at all
here we go again
lets go
(for legal reasons I say this in a comedic context).
It's the clown car
Not entertaining your bleeping
Bet
fartcoin is a real meme coin and it is pumping rn
hawk tuah is crashing
its really funny
everyone who bought into that was a scammer trying to scam the other scammers that bought in. That girl didn't know what she was signing up for with her "team"
hell has frozen over
Okay
why dont you buy the dip then? 
Mb lemme reignite it
Oh gods
i am in a committed relationship with another woman
Same
π³οΈβπ ?
Yes azu
banjo you need help
Azu has developmental issues and only soeaks in 5 word sentences
im autistic
It gets hard around this time of year
Same
yea im hard all year round
Sord
Same
Word
probably should see a doctor about that
!p aye
bock and balls
Whats he gonna do suck it
hello artyom
Hello aryom
maybe
Exactly
Not our fault you smell like shit
Yes it is
I shit my pants
women, divorce your wives and husbandos
Maybe wipe better?
Who the fuck are all these new users
Thats what im saying
Hi im azu
I've been here
They raided fart
go away azu
:<
We are the same rank
FUKC U
jk you can-
I am one of the new users you are referring to
frick you!
yippie!
and I'd like to consider this a one-time-thing
No one say anything
I will never be back
anything
Nah, youre cool azu
anything
Hi im cool azu
Damn
you first
did you guys hear that
Make me
@inland jackal 
no one is being blocked right now
keel haul my nuts in your mouth
Place and time?
U an blocking hunter
I am
shid piss n die
Joke
tartoga after sundown
Bet
@warm birch where did you cone from?
anyways, night night y'all i had an atrocious time in this server so far lmao
youre welcome
hope it's worse tomorrow
Finally π
Cone? I'm second woman in the stack left side is my job
hope u slip on your own poop and die
What?
Cone?
What the fuck does that mean
You said cone
This one gets it
yay
That doesnβt answer my question degen
But L army, Marines do it better
Are you in the army?
yes
(i joke, I love my army friends)
Its funny how the fucking russians wear that shit now
Are you in the army
You are?
why is he so bad at it
Even though they have their own fucking camo
I wonder if gey men join the army for the same reason pedos become youth church leaders
for 6 months
what
Im talking about likly

Lilly*
ππππππππ πππ
Speak on that
what do i use if i like thighs or eyes
π«
Yeah it is... it works well but they fucking had to use it
lilly are you an alt acc?
I don't really like to talk about it, injury and shit
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grengant
like don't they have their own shitty pattern?
No?
yes EMR is shitty
Like bro
I have raising suspicion lilly is ban avoiding or trolling
Exactly
pregante
Bruh tf
Wear your own camo mf
Last person say some shit like that lied about being in the navy
pregananate
I was never in the Navy lmao
will it hurt baby top of his head>
controller
Its always βi dont wanna tali about itβ yet all of my family is proud to talk and every friend and foe
I mean technically the Marines are apart of the Navy but they are better
Okay??
My guy I can't walk straight anymore
That's why I don't like to talk about it
I dont believe you
so long, gey boys
Okay? Big whoop
Bruh lol
banjo is trolling another day
anyway
Not this again
No member of any branch should discourage talkimg about their heroic duties or duties in general
Acting like a teenager.... Yeah I am guessing so
And 60
51*
im 43
Yeah for 20 you do act like a child
60 is too unlikely
give me your rum
I mean I'D offer to post my DD214, but I really don't care to prove shit to you lol
Right buddy
DO IT
banjo you're 15 stfu
do it
Took you a long ass time to google that
I wouldn't be able to until tomorrow, I'm out of town- well actually it might be in my car
imma stay for this shitstorm
likely excuses
Bruh you crackheads are wild
Last guy said the same shit bro
night jolly
Cool?
aka birdbrain twink #2
Ive insulted you about multiple things and the only thing you get frantic about is this one wich indicates you are panicking
i will fold you like laundry
Lie

wtf is going on

can someone doa tldr
Another fake valor
I'm not panicking at all, I'm laying in bed toying with a dumb fuck slav
im an autistic adhd goth with aspergers also
banjo is trolling again
damn
promise?
Whos slav?
go white boy go
banjo being retarded as always*
real
Why do you keep saying slav..
I donβt live in a slavic country
Because it bothers you
getting closer to those racial slurs come on
And it's funny
mmmm i love romanticising being on the spectrum
Brainfart believers in shambles
Brainfart believers in shambles
brainfart was never real
it was just a huge mendella effect
Didn't you say you were Russian? Or are you actually just bad at typing
what does this mean
I've been leaving your typing alone bc I thought English was your l stecond language lol
What milk
I didnβt say you said that i was pointing out that thatβs the only thing i could think of why you are saying that
Learn context
Learn how to understand
Read and think dont just read

fuck yeah spergs arguing im twisting my nippies rn
Your milk
Bruh what are you on about lmfao
Hands
ABOVE THE FUCKING BLANKET
No
Point proven
:3
You literally canβt comprehend
:3
And warm pilled
Bro what are you on about

Hi dry
low tier bait vs low tier bait
Cheese
What if we just stopped posting bait one day and started being genuine
there would be no brainfart
how about no
and no more funnies
the world would implode
Hello hunter dandy how was your day today
I gotta be up in 4 hours fuck
Why dont you go watch your kids
Why don't you get back to class?
dandy what do you hunt
Thats great i hope you enjoy your game 
Clearly need extra attention in writing
stop being nice
grrrrr
huh?
Why
I am a graduate of a prestigious college for computer science engineering welding carpentry

what are you hunting
wym ?
my dogshit opinion was never bait
π
Who is you
weapon attachments
I am your father
isnt dry older than you
You are most certainly 15
you dont even have a santa hat
Not in terms of server age!!!!
Yeah its out of frame
Silence, zoomer
I suffer from the broke
Arent you gen z π
Fair point, though I use Krita. I'm also Lazy
You are most certainly lying over the internet because your life is that depressing you make yourself the image of what you want to be rather than actually do things
lo0l
finally back home
Your life is over
Stop typing
Born in the cut off year for millenials
guys what's the most racist league character do you think
Equal rights equal fights
i think Darius has some choice opinions
Not rlly how generations work but okay!!
Yeeaaah let's see how that goes for you little boy lol
@coarse bear can i mass ping users for a joke ?

'96 is widely considered the cutoff year
no cause its not funny
fuckin arma
@naive bison
crashes alt tabs you have a limit of 5 alt'tabs before it crashes
If they're all brainfart shitters 
Literally no one here knows you dog ur lying over the internet about serving in the army
You are weird
Its dishonorable and pathetic
Eat sand
Boy you are so obsessed with me
guys what's your favorite race theory 
@pastel quartz@warm birch@slender rock@naive bison@solar coral@high wing
im gonna play mafia 3
Gen Z is 95 its fucking joever
mine is the distribution of races across video game genres 
bye bye
No im just a good person and hate to see scum like tou lie about things real people sacrificed their lives for
i didnt do anything
Exhaustion
i think i've seen a single black person ever play counter strike
My brain is broke. 
Kid what is your obsession with my military background? Lmao
Like it's none of your business
That fact that its fake
real though
landlbubber
π¦
Now its noke evem tho you said you would show the paper for discharged
I spent 2.9k hours in Arma 3
It's not but I care what you think, why?
I regret my life decisions
Child I am in bed
mafia 3 is dogshit
Warned lillyofonethousandvoices for: I'm gonna have to ask you to stop being weirdly combative about military service and calling people children. I don't care whether or not you're faking it, be an adult and stop caring by stopping your responses
Warning: 1
racist
why do you keep talking to children?
Army, Marines, or Airforce?
Im not sure if to feel good that you pinged me or to feel bad
more likely slav in blackface
yes but that has nothing to do with arma 3
well I guess navy instead of marines because you don't seem like a crayon eater
Ill consider myself warned
i just scrolled up and pinged
ποΈ
i hate how racist it sounds but unironically the highest concentration of black people content creators in game genres ive seen is like sports games and fighting games and COD
unironically

USMC, I was doing it for college tbh
Banjo has been keeping it up and started it in the first place
idk why is lily warned here
dry can we mute banjo too
MOBA games and hardcore shooters is europeans and asians
now we're getting somewhere
Why did you join the worst funded branch for college
they have the best formal uniforms
get fucked
what's your favorite crayon color, taste wise?
Benefits are separate from individual branch funding. All branches get the same ones no matter branch
please say purple
I'm going to burn down the house of the team that designed the mobile app
Yes
Purple or green
of what
YAY!
Red is a classic obv
She started it aftually buddy
Cherry flavoured
Gonread
keep ragebaiting lilly so it fails its cdl
She brought it all up i caught her lying end of story
mute banjo for ragebait
3 trillion years
LET ME OUT
Definitely not rage baiting
Jokes on you I'll do it with no sleep
Youyou im gonna eat you
0
0
Scott free
Warned nofayse for: As previously mentioned while discord mobile was shitting the bed, drop the topic of stolen valor. This is a gaming discord first and foremost. Fuck is proving it gonna do?
Warning: 1
i'm doing like 3 at least
booo
no mute
yeah because you live in russia
wanna make it 4?
well that's beside the point
did you play stalker 2 ?
you can pirate it
it's the buying aspect that's
yeah
You can shut your pretty little mouth π
hey
transcends the language barrier

uwu
Warning me for pointing out a federal crime taking place in your server
guys look him
π
omfg LOL
no one cares
Sorry im tryna keep the server online
Ill turn a blind eye next time bro
It's okay, the server is by a French guy
Oi retard, this is kinda of a interational discord
Thatβs not how that works
ew
Discord operates under US Law
mostly slavic shitposting fuckheads and eurotards here
so is nolvus, the best skyrim modpack
it's battle that isn't worth fighting
JROTC ahh statement
what's up with these frogs and their mods
fucking christ

@coarse bear fard bobm
Exactly my point its tos and it is ban-able and can get servers taken down brother im just tryna help keep this place honest and alive and i get warnings
I'm going to turn this clown car around
Do it
and the bot dies
Turn it around and go offroad on monte carlo
parrleyfart
Dry is a grumpy old man. don't force his hand to lockdown the server
We gotta do rally
I feel like a 4 year old
1d20
π² 4
-# [ 4 ]
Yeah what's the new name :)
lockdown for 4 hours
D15 take my warning away

20 β‘οΈ 1d20
π² 20
-# [ 20 ]
P true
rigged
nat 20
Yarrfart
d20 brainfart explodes
@coarse bear you gotta take our warnings back ill block lilly amd never speak again d20
Slut
give 2 warns and pass it to the next person
ALOOO
cause you are a tumor to this earth
ARTYOOOM
foxdryeternal asks: New name
1β£: Yarrfart
2β£: plunderfart
because you play mobas
yarrfart
Plunder fart is soooo much better
i'm european, it's in my blood 
i'll plunder whoevers fart
Plunderfart
havent woken up
So am I, but I dont play MOBAs
you will
yarrfart better
no rum for ya
you cant fight nature
Yes dude, now I can sleep
I did once
Never fucking again
accursed hag
i want to play games but im bound to this channel
should've not raided that witches home
same thing tbh
Same dide
toi = you
Like
The tree sex from abatar
Toi=ypu
Scallywag pirate sec
Ar she gave me savbies
we're gonna replace your limbs with peg legs. the arms, too
Tomorrow it'll be scurvyfart
devilish
yippie
when you plunder biweekly:
The shadows of eternity will coil around your soul, dragging you into the abyss where light dares not tread, and every whisper is a dirge of forgotten hope.
Captain banjo
I feel like that's a pirates of the Caribbean quote
i be stealing christmas
No i just wrote it
ok chat gpt
fuck you
Believe it or not my English is actually very good
I just slop my fingers around my keyboard and pray
i won't
KEELHAUL THAT FILTHY LANDLUBBER
I can type fine itβs simply that i choose not to

"i was only pretending to be retarded"

SEND HIM DOWN TO THE DEPTHS BELOW
MAKE THE BASTARD WALK THE PLANK
WITH A BOTTLE O' RUM AND A YOHOHO
Anyway
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Available on our second album, "The Legend of Libertalia" (Ye Banished Privateers 2015).
Lyrics:
[Chorus]
Throw em in ye sea! Bring ye, gang plank!
more rum fer you and me, the way that it should be.
On this ship we settle things according to decree
When in doubt of punishment: Gangplank it shall be!
Throw em in ye sea! Bring ye, gang plank!
...

Vikings and Pirates are baller
Thatβs what my friends say whenever i say something smart. I donβt wanna sound like Iβm putting on some persona but i do just try not to engage with people it angers me heavily when someone says something wrong and i know the answer and all that runs threw my mind is to call them a retard.
So irl
I donβt speak
Too autistic for conversations
you should apply that online
Even my family i stay silent at cookouts
and not speak

Do you have a disorder?
Biopolar pirate aids

i was never silly

landlubber
NAPA or go Home
arr gargle me timbers you nasty curr
What
I feel violated?
2am
Cinnimomnroll
banjo where did lilly go you need to keep arguing with it
translation: Suck my dick you disgusting hoe
Word
No
no means yes
yes means anal
Bro you dumb
Itβs back
National hero
Don't call me that
ITS TRUE
She sprained her ankle from being s morbidly obese mall cop
i saw now 
Go back to feeding
Gonna feed both of tou
wait you probably are the progenitor of that meme
Finally
1 W / 100000000 L
"throw me to the wolves and i will come back a father"
Jesu Christ


WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN AT
Lilly are you going to stay here for now on
You are going to have to be willing to fight people and than talk normally after
Also be referred to as a man
I'm watching the clown fesr until I pass out or have to go up
You said it
Because no girls allowed so you are. Aman
???
you. are a part of it
women don't exist
Harasaki is a man
just saying
Exactly
gotta keep reminding you
absolutely haram
she would probably say βlet me s on that d habibiβ
bro i remember that absolutely insane mastermind crafted troll quote
You are likly
Lilly
idk if i can say
Riddle solved
Demon slayer and lilly are the same person
god i hope not
WHAT/
You habe watched is type at the same time lol
who's demon slayer
I HAVE A BOMB
lilly type ill type
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
beixjdnelsldnfifirnwkslclfnrjeoslfnfjriekanfjfirkfndjskslf
I wrote that same sentence down in my notes before you said it which means statsically i am right
What
Itβs crazy how you guys sink it too without coordinating
I was already told your secret bro
Bro I'm a Freedomer and I don't even get this kinda crazy
π
she would probably say βlet me s on that d habibiβ
STOP TALJKINMG
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GUYS WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BUTCHER AND A SURGEON? 
quit yer yammerin'
sure, change directions, weβll all still
be here
why is the rum always gone
has AI gone too far?
Xal probably steals it
did he just dab at the end?
i dont drink 
this accusation is not based in fact
Watched this movie last night
You don't have to drink to steal it
you drink water bich
what would i need it for?
FALSE
i have a delicious tea right now
with lemons and oranges

π΅
because you fundamentally enjoy depriving others of their rum just to stir the fucking pot

@warm birch @spice matrix i would like you both to say something make sire its the same thing in audio msg
Thatβs fullproof way to prove it
Say one word agree on the word
No
Exactly
how the fuck do i play this lane
i posted a pic of my own e92 m3. lilly have that?
i can go take more pics right now
Bluds is the conspiracy theorist
bluds
Your mother
β οΈ
Nope I have a beat to fuck Mazda 6 lmfao
look im not on anyones side here but im definitely not lilly
So how did your coordinate those messages earlier without saying anything with seconds?
like for real go look at my car pics i just posted its all oc, reverse image search wont give you anything
what coordination lol
im just stirring the pot when i see it quiet down
nothing like spergs going at it
I thought every dude gets a dodge ram after boot camp
(Very responsible financial decision)
What?
Brother I'm poor
more like charger/challenger/mustang
-_-
Captain Titties
Sanguinala got him merry
Dad.
Merry Sanguinala
sanguinala deez nuts
Gadriel Radiates Elder brother energy
Titus is Yo dad
I forgot who the black dude is
Tbf I haven't played it yet so
thats the salamander guy right
I'm just going off the vibes of the pic
He gives off dad vibes
I miss playing Yakuza/Like a Dragon mahjong
im fucking dying
best minigames type game
better than warioware
learning how to play riichi mahjong has been a mistake
Estonian woman is harrassing me
women arent real
vased...
Vased
I want a pizzer now
so.. fvcking.. vased
So vased bro
too bad loser
Buy me one now
Get ron'd
This is what happens when u type sigma bird
NOOO
tell her you're posting them on a discord server and send her screenshots
balls to the fucking wall
she seems chunky
She is 85lbs
Her cheeks are just chubby
I knew someone would say that
Silly
Oh
Are you eu
Inoprooiately





