🎪bruh-fart

[inland jackal]

Timeouted*

[steel bone]

No one asked bruv

[steel bone]

[atomic crane]

why do you people always say stuff like this

[hallow niche]

[inland jackal]

!gohan2

[split canyon]

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[inland jackal]

[native aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/godzilla-x-kong-king-kong-punch-knockout-monkey-apex-gif-8198598115822855198

[steel bone]

https://tenor.com/view/tpb-trailer-park-boys-ricky-to-fuck-off-gif-19480783

[native aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-explosion-explodes-cat-explodes-gif-10131775219258044191

[solar obsidian]

we know

[old kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/que-viva-el-porno-gif-7403807320345150444

[atomic crane]

where does the porn live

[inland jackal]

[steel bone]

Inside my harddrive

[native aurora]

Porno

[lusty sonnet]

in iedy probably

[inland jackal]

Im going to ddox you

[steel bone]

Go on

[pastel quartz]

listen to this silly sound

[inland jackal]

You dont know the joke

[pastel quartz]

one sec

forgot extenstion

[steel bone]

Maybe?

I'm innocent af

[inland jackal]

We had a ragebaiter here who claimed ddox was a thing

[pastel quartz]

wrong one again

[steel bone]

Nah

[inland jackal]

He just mixed doxxing and ddos

[steel bone]

Ah, so that wasn't a typo

[atomic crane]

why did doxing originally have 2 Xs

[inland jackal]

Yea he was saying ddoxxing

[atomic crane]

but now is commonly spelled with only 1 X

[steel bone]

Now i get it
Cringy af

[pastel quartz]

there we og

olisten

funny

noise

[tidal trellis]

aaa why is it so cold

[lusty sonnet]

Ddossing him with doxxing information

[inland jackal]

Thats familiar

[pastel quartz]

yes

it is

[dreamy flax]

:flag_pk: Pakistan

:clock2: 08 December 2024, 02:57 (02:57 AM)
🌍 UTC +5.0
🌑 Night

🌑 Clear sky
🌁 24% humidity
🍃 NNW 327° | 2.48 m/s wind
🌡️ 3.85°C (Feels like 1.85°C)
38.93°F (Feels like 35.33°F)

[sage otter]

No veins ?

[river zealot]

its 3 am?

go sleep twink

[tidal trellis]

Not yet.

and I AM NOT

THAT

[inland jackal]

https://youtu.be/w869Avr_fXI?si=SlCAI-1YfeZzEEci

@pastel quartz

[tidal trellis]

I got veins

[inland jackal]

[lusty sonnet]

4c? Perfect weather for heating at the christmas markets

[sage otter]

You're a reptile then

Flop is lizard twink comfirmed

[river zealot]

yeah he likes veins on his tongue

[tidal trellis]

what???

[steel bone]

[inland jackal]

He gets a good grip that way

[river zealot]

probably eats a mars bars with veins down

[tidal trellis]

what does that mean?

[steel bone]

Say that again Artyom

[atomic crane]

God be like "when i will grow up i will be a santa claus and freeze pakistan ❄️ 🇵🇰 and warm india 🌞🇮🇳"

[tidal trellis]

???????

[inland jackal]

Flop we know you are soaping your cat everyday

[atomic crane]

i have never seen nor eaten a mars bar

[steel bone]

Explain

[lusty sonnet]

@keen arrow

[inland jackal]

@nimble sand

[tidal trellis]

?????

[atomic crane]

@brazen geode

[tidal trellis]

I still do not know

what that means

can u expalin, W

[pastel quartz]

i didnt share the drop its not done it feels like its missing somthing gso u get edged for now

today i familiraize myselg

[inland jackal]

Make dirge for the planet

[pastel quartz]

withwhat things do maybe try get creative with my kowlage

[pastel quartz]

what

[inland jackal]

He doesnt know

[pastel quartz]

i do not

[lusty sonnet]

Flop knows nothing

[atomic crane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yth_jZcZrtA

*enters sidorovich bunker

[pastel quartz]

stiyll waiting for the 2 ads

[inland jackal]

I wont

[idle veldt]

Flop clueless

[inland jackal]

uBlockless

[tidal trellis]

how rude

smh

omfg

why is it so coldd

[pastel quartz]

monkey

[atomic crane]

does it mean bleaching his asshole

[dreamy flax]

Google Maps API tells me that this location doesn't exist...

[idle veldt]

Put some meat on them bones

[sage otter]

He's a twig

[tidal trellis]

is just cold

[dreamy flax]

:flag_ru: Vladivostok, Primorsky Krai, Russia

:clock8: 08 December 2024, 08:04 (08:04 AM)
🌏 UTC +10.0
🌅 Sunrise

🌑 Clear sky
🌁 52% humidity
🍃 NNW 339° | 8.26 m/s wind
🌡️ -6.15°C (Feels like -13.15°C)
20.93°F (Feels like 8.33°F)

[tidal trellis]

I need more layers

[lusty sonnet]

Flopivistok

[atomic crane]

cut of floppable meat

[tidal trellis]

do not

[sage otter]

Vladivostwink

Why do all twinks of this server end up in Vladivostok

[idle veldt]

This one

[steel bone]

Dinaaahui

[lusty sonnet]

Twinkivostok

[atomic crane]

twinkitwinktwink

[carmine isle]

damn 339 degrees

[river zealot]

bro is palying what?

@narrow lotus

[atomic crane]

thats hot as hell

[river zealot]

[carmine isle]

"you something" (probably a slur)

[river zealot]

"cocksucker"

[glad carbon]

@steel bone can you soap flop's cat

[inland jackal]

Dinahud

[steel bone]

I need an explanation here

[glad carbon]

yes or no

[river zealot]

when is someone gonna soap my cat

[glad carbon]

when ur stinky

[river zealot]

im going to bed, night brainfart

[inland jackal]

Flop doesnt know jackshit

[steel bone]

I need to know what I'm agreeing with

[atomic crane]

🧠

[inland jackal]

Put pd on download

[atomic crane]

im going to night, bed brainfart

[carmine isle]

one thing about learning russian is some words are like 3 times as long as in english COUGH COUGH WELCOME COUGH COUGH

[sage otter]

https://tenor.com/view/dinahub-coqueligirl-gif-19555328

[river zealot]

yeah i will

[inland jackal]

And get dlc unlocker

[glad carbon]

gn pookie

[river zealot]

[lusty sonnet]

Just say yes

[atomic crane]

bienvenido

[carmine isle]

welcome -> добро пожаловать
lik who made this language

[tidal trellis]

what does this mean?!

don't fall for it Disowned

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1141605476807745606/1253751386651361300/attachment-41.gif

[tidal trellis]

don't let them trick you

[tidal trellis]

cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[atomic crane]

dobre

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/LVPMQA17PX.jpg

[glad carbon]

you too :3

[inland jackal]

I use it, idc
Kingpin perkdeck is no longer buyable

[steel bone]

Soap anyone already sounds bad

[tidal trellis]

nooooooooooo

I'm ugly

[steel bone]

I'm gonna say no

[river zealot]

do you get the cheater mark

[carmine isle]

@river zealot is there a lore reason why "welcome" is two words in russian

[inland jackal]

Yea but who cares, you will be either playing with me or singleplayer

[river zealot]

true

[atomic crane]

looks like "good entrance" or some shit

[sage otter]

Well come

[sage otter]

literally

[carmine isle]

добро is good

i think

[inland jackal]

[carmine isle]

[atomic crane]

im a fucking genius when it comes to the russian language apparently

[inland jackal]

In serbia its good arrival

Dobro-došao

[lusty sonnet]

well coming

[carmine isle]

duolingo is just getting me onto shit like "good" and "bad"

[carmine isle]

i dont think wells can do that

[inland jackal]

Duolingo cant match the native

[lusty sonnet]

have you tried?

[carmine isle]

true

[atomic crane]

i had to learn cyrillic to read road signs in arma 2 dayz mod

[carmine isle]

im learning it cause im bored

[inland jackal]

Learn serbian, its much easier

[carmine isle]

i some how doubt that

[atomic crane]

chernarus doesnt have serbian road signs sorry guy

maybe when i play takistan dayz i'll learn serbian idk

[inland jackal]

Serbia does use both latin and Cyrillic letters

[sage otter]

In Serbian it's "Стани! Ово је војни пункт! Држите руке изнад главе док ми вршимо детаљну претрагу вашег аутомобила"

[carmine isle]

i only know those first 3 words

[sage otter]

A friend told me

[inland jackal]

[carmine isle]

half cyrillic is latin pronounced wrong

п = p

[lusty sonnet]

cyrillic is just greek with extra steps

[inland jackal]

Stop! This is a military checkpoint! Keep your hands above your head while we search your car thoroughly

[atomic crane]

why does it say car at the end"

[placid sail]

man, got my hands on authentic grana padano, and carbonara tastes so much better with it when it's not the usual russian pseudocheese

I should get my hands on pancetta too sometime

[inland jackal]

@atomic crane

[lusty sonnet]

doesn't it cost a fortune for you in the current economy?

[grizzled meadow]

Guanciale*

Fucking bastardo

[carmine isle]

duo lingo having "learn the alphabet" use hearts makes me want to kill myself cause i cant pronounce half of it

[atomic crane]

oh i thought it said "STOP! I WILL TAKE A DUMP ON YOUR BACK SEAT! REMOVE THE KEYS FROM THE IGNITION AND KEEP YOUR HANDS VISIBLE AT ALL TIMES!"

[sage otter]

Once you get rid of false letters (R/P/i/V/N/W) you can read it no problem

[inland jackal]

Seen Њ or Љ?

[placid sail]

OI FAZOOL GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK IT'S PROBABLY EVEN MORE EXPENSIVE AND HARDER TO OBTAIN HERE

[grizzled meadow]

Hb or Nb

[placid sail]

INTERNET SAYS PANCETTA IS GOOD

[lusty sonnet]

stop patronizing people smh

[grizzled meadow]

[inland jackal]

ЂЋ

[atomic crane]

fool he said P = R

[grizzled meadow]

Imagine listening to internet and not the italian

[inland jackal]

I know you regard

I asked for other letters

[grizzled meadow]

Tb Th

[placid sail]

my serbian smugglers got some for me while visiting the city

[lusty sonnet]

you're not even italian

[high wing]

i always trust the italian

[grizzled meadow]

Real, I'm mexican

[high wing]

cause he cooka deh pasta

[atomic crane]

buongiorno

[inland jackal]

Get ready for Џ

[carmine isle]

i know i keep shitting on how annoying it is but learning russian has been fun
besides girl, women, man and boy
fuck those words

[high wing]

viva mexico

[sage otter]

W translated right above your msg

[lusty sonnet]

knew it

[grizzled meadow]

Rugby

[placid sail]

you probably cooked yourself a decade ago

[high wing]

LA MIGRA

[carmine isle]

ok twink

[high wing]

[high wing]

shut up twink

[grizzled meadow]

Memes aside, pancetta is fine, don't worry

[inland jackal]

Its pronounced like dg in badge

[atomic crane]

im gonna kick a field goal at this point

[carmine isle]

girltwink moment

[high wing]

twink off

[glad carbon]

hi rain

[carmine isle]

boywife twink vs wife girltwink

[inland jackal]

Ж ooh cobweb

[glad carbon]

hunter aint twink material

[lusty sonnet]

imma need some of those smugglers, mine only bring glühwein for some reason

[carmine isle]

thats pronounced "sh" isnt it?

[inland jackal]

Pronounced like g in beige

[carmine isle]

so "sh"

[inland jackal]

Sh is Ш

[carmine isle]

but-

the g in beige

is

[inland jackal]

Zh actually

[carmine isle]

sh

[inland jackal]

Zh

[carmine isle]

me when i have two letters for the exact same sound

[sage otter]

It's pronounced like the J in "Jolly" without the gey "d" sound before the J

[placid sail]

what's there to smuggle even, isn't it just spiced hot wine

[lusty sonnet]

Smuggling it into events where only certain stalls are allowed to sell it for some stupid reason

[steel bone]

Zh ist Ж

[inland jackal]

If you decide to check serbian, gimme a dm

[lusty sonnet]

Smuggle it in, sell it there with some extras in it

[inland jackal]

Ja

[steel bone]

[inland jackal]

Danke schon diso

[carmine isle]

theres two words duolingo keeps doing the "which word do you hear" to me and they BOTH SOUND THE SAME

😭

[inland jackal]

Lemme hear

[placid sail]

thank god I don't live in Italy

[carmine isle]

let me open duolingo itll show up in the first lik 3 options

[placid sail]

I probably had been so fat they would use a crane to move me around

[lusty sonnet]

Ye it rough out here in italy

Oh foodwise nvm

[placid sail]

I love Italian food

and I'm speaking of g'ay ass mordor replicas

the real deal would have probably been like a drug for me

[sage otter]

The moment you exceed 125kg you automatically get promoted to local mafia boss

[placid sail]

hell yeah

[lusty sonnet]

You get used to the food tbh

[placid sail]

I would live in a house made out of parmezan

rebuilt every month because I've eaten it

[lusty sonnet]

Hansel and grettel type house

But just cheese

[placid sail]

I mean the meats are great too

[idle veldt]

Me but with cheddar

[placid sail]

not to mention I'm pretty sure I could live my entire life eating nothing but pasta bolognese

[inland jackal]

I dont think there are words in russian that with a slight change in tone results in a different word

[idle veldt]

Me but with eggs

[carmine isle]

i asked my friend to confirm and he said one sounds like it has a slight T soudn in it

[lusty sonnet]

Gotta try some of the dutch/french/belgian cheeses too. Some of them are gucci

Import sucks tho

[placid sail]

younger me used to think Maasdam is yucky, but as I got older, I grew fond of it

[potent hamlet]

My days going good

[placid sail]

well... again, the local pseudocopies of it and maybe something import but I'm not sure

[potent hamlet]

Thanks for asking

[carmine isle]

hi military girl

[idle veldt]

You didn’t make all that litter did you

[river zealot]

Pick up your fucking trash

[potent hamlet]

Hallooooq

[potent hamlet]

I did

[river zealot]

Good

[lusty sonnet]

A friend of me brought some Goudkuipjes or whatever, could just eat that with a spoon cuz it was so good and soft

[potent hamlet]

I just forgot to take a pic

[idle veldt]

You didn’t drink 4 Stella Artois

[potent hamlet]

Maybe 5

[idle veldt]

No you did not

There is no way

[potent hamlet]

I did

[placid sail]

man

[potent hamlet]

Believe it or not

[placid sail]

it's been ages since I've eaten some fondue

it probably costs like a liver nowadays

[lusty sonnet]

Cheese or oil fondue?

[atomic crane]

someone drank stella

[placid sail]

cheese

[carmine isle]

hara is an alcoholic

[atomic crane]

no im an alcoholic

[pastel quartz]

right before eratic guitar i need like a drum raiser or somthing its too sudden idk what to do

[potent hamlet]

5 710cc Stella Artois

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-käse-käsefondue-yummie-melted-cheese-gif-15476621

[carmine isle]

i only drink cider

[idle veldt]

That’s alcoholism

[placid sail]

oh baby

[carmine isle]

[potent hamlet]

It's not if it's only one day

[lusty sonnet]

I buy small pots of them for like 3 euros, that and a baguette = a good evening

[potent hamlet]

I don't do it everyday

[placid sail]

I still remember that delish cheesy taste, with a hint of wine

[placid sail]

THEY SELL READY TO COOK KITS THERE?

dam

[carmine isle]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-league-hop-on-league-of-legends-league-vi-x-cait-gif-16685080505880126597

[river zealot]

Oh, i thought you were with friends

But you actually just fucking drank 4 liters

[potent hamlet]

I was with friends

We bought like 12 of them

If not more

I just drank

[river zealot]

[carmine isle]

BRO PULLED OUT HTE PHYSCIS 😭

[potent hamlet]

They're like 1 buck

[lusty sonnet]

Yeah small pot of 100g or something like that, 3 minutes + stirring in the microwave and they taste great

[potent hamlet]

I ended 5 bottles

[lusty sonnet]

No need for a big pack of 500 grams

[placid sail]

damn, europeans eat good

[river zealot]

Bro my father drinks less

[lusty sonnet]

Once every 2 weeks ish or once a month depending how busy my fridays are tbf

Cheap and tastes good

[carmine isle]

guys

hear me out

do i code in the minecraft font again

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/im-really-gonna-do-it-this-time-gawr-gura-tower-of-babel-gaming-tobg-dumb-gif-25820661

Im going to bed

Gn motorcycle girl and the fat fucking russian @placid sail

[final cedar]

context mf

[tidal trellis]

sweet dreams

[placid sail]

not fat fuck you

[carmine isle]

programming stuff

[tidal trellis]

or smth like that

[final cedar]

as in, could you give some more context - motherfucker

[solar obsidian]

@placid sail fatty

[tidal trellis]

you aren't???

[river zealot]

Consume the carbonara

[placid sail]

already did

I should have made more :(

but didn't want to pig out before sleep

[river zealot]

For some reason the love of spaghetti runs in the slavic genes

[glad carbon]

[placid sail]

it was penne

[lusty sonnet]

Make some fondue next time

[placid sail]

but I love spaghetti too

[solar obsidian]

i think it runs everywhere

[lusty sonnet]

Pig out on that

[glad carbon]

gn @river zealot

insomniac slavic boy

[placid sail]

I might, unless I need 20 different expensive import cheeses for it to truly shine

[final cedar]

who's confident enough in their gabonara recipe to share

[placid sail]

gabonara?

[final cedar]

I will judge harshly with and

[lusty sonnet]

Go for it

Get that food

[final cedar]

carbonara is peak pasta

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/757266499634200699/1312975168716673146/cachedImage.png?ex=6755b32a&is=675461aa&hm=72b9fa27bb2539f5f47bf5229586961ff1e8c63f530267754e4df8f9c8f20986&

[glad carbon]

hiii :3

[river zealot]

Night frot

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/645769931534761984/1315010504170668042/GeLwRFZXAAAdUiQ.png?ex=6755da77&is=675488f7&hm=5ebf9cf1de498f87c7cd815c3372fd6a802971c2de3ccfd0f05fa6930b2d2708&

[glad carbon]

thats what me and @placid sail will do

[lusty sonnet]

On the topic of food, someone made chocolate cupcakes with Baileys in them and they were mmmm

Forgot to thank them for the cupcakes tho

[placid sail]

silence car

baileys cupcakes

interesting

[glad carbon]

okay :(

[placid sail]

on its own, too sweet of a drink

but may work in a cupcake

[lusty sonnet]

Yeah interesting combo

Bitterness of the chocolate cupcake + the baileys mm

[tidal trellis]

haven't had chocolate in a while

[lusty sonnet]

Actual alcohol % got cooked out of it as well

[solar obsidian]

buy some

[tidal trellis]

brand I like isn't sold in my area

I'm very picky with that kind of stuff

[lusty sonnet]

Damn picky as well

[tidal trellis]

I like only (1) brand of chocolate

[lusty sonnet]

Twink chocolate brand

[solar obsidian]

understandable. we too have way too many brands that we nickname "polish soap", because it taste like soap and mostly is from poland

[tidal trellis]

I SWEAR GOD YOU- uh

still idk to type ur name

its too

[solar obsidian]

ares

[tidal trellis]

it has too many weird squiggly letters

OHH

[lusty sonnet]

Dont tell him

[solar obsidian]

too late

[placid sail]

he'll forget anyway

[lusty sonnet]

Mfer

[placid sail]

stupid plop

[solar obsidian]

[tidal trellis]

I don't have short term memory busy

[placid sail]

like I said

stoopid

[lusty sonnet]

I dont think flop knows what she said

[placid sail]

it's like that chinese room experiment

[solar obsidian]

hey there, Teddy

[placid sail]

plop produces meaningful sentences and has no fucking clue what he said

[lusty sonnet]

Ted needs chocolate

[pastel quartz]

Gather around kids i got a video

[solar obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/veeunus-spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-squidward-done-gif-24674884

[pastel quartz]

Real

[lusty sonnet]

What if it isnt available in the US?

[solar obsidian]

he'll just fly to pakistan

[pastel quartz]

Why is my cum red

[placid sail]

Ted will buy out the company that is producing it and order it to deliver it to US

[lusty sonnet]

For a moment i forgot you're loaded

[placid sail]

he could have just paid for a delivery but he's vain like that

a lunch in Kosovo, how romantic

[atomic crane]

i've sent Ted to another country to buy me household supplies over the weekend

[pastel quartz]

I was watched someone nut blood

[atomic crane]

i was on a trip to afghanistan closing a weapons deal you understand

[pastel quartz]

I want to peel my fucking skin off and find a new body

[tidal trellis]

cadbury

[lusty sonnet]

Tbf same but like 2 hours of driving and I've passed 2 countries

[placid sail]

honestly it sounds silly. like, had you stayed there at least for a day to hang out and shit? maybe, but flying somewhere to have a breakfast and then flying away?

[tidal trellis]

what?!

[river zealot]

You know

[tidal trellis]

its not sold in my area!

[placid sail]

I dunno about you, but I don't exactly cum from being stuffed in a plane sit for hours

[river zealot]

Latinas are like slavs, as soon as they age 50, they turn into babushkas

[lusty sonnet]

Tell me, what is special chocolate for you?

[placid sail]

how many time have you gone to sleep at this point idiotyom

[atomic crane]

the last thing i want to do after getting off a flight and having breakfast is get on another flight

that's for the poors

[tidal trellis]

GO SLEEP

[river zealot]

I had to tell this mind-blowing fact

Back to bed

[pale ingot]

this got sampled btw
https://youtu.be/livtaIR0PnA

[placid sail]

man.

[tidal trellis]

artyom I swear if u wake up again l8r

[river zealot]

Im right tho

[atomic crane]

i came to find out that my workplace was chill with me wearing my neon green court shoes for the first few weeks, i just invested in quality footwear so i can stop looking like a hobo

[river zealot]

And you know it

[placid sail]

if I had enough money, I would have gone to Vietnam on this new year's eve

but alas

[lusty sonnet]

I know a dude that snorts chocolate powder and sells chocolates with great success, he a chill dude

[potent hamlet]

Lmao

[atomic crane]

new balance 990v6s btw. what can i say? i'm a bit of a spendthrift

[lusty sonnet]

"Hey guys lemme join for lunch real quick"

[tidal trellis]

she looks terrifying

[lusty sonnet]

Classic

[magic tartan]

https://youtu.be/Vv6pfvX6PV8

[potent hamlet]

One day I'm going to travel to Pakistan to take you

[lusty sonnet]

I need friends like that

Pay for my lunch

[tidal trellis]

take me..where? 😵‍💫

[lusty sonnet]

She'll just take you

[potent hamlet]

You don't wanna know

Lmao

[pale ingot]

you are not her @potent hamlet

[placid sail]

osaka got tired of your timid ass plop

oil up, she's bringing the peg

[potent hamlet]

Me drunken

Drunken sailor

[lusty sonnet]

aye good people like that are a blessing, have some friends like that as well (not the trust fund part) and some others that spend every single penny they get and switch jobs every 3 months

[atomic crane]

everyone i know has a net worth below 500k

[potent hamlet]

@solemn fiber WHY THE FUCK YOU HIDING A

[lusty sonnet]

i take care of the ones that need a driver when we go out, gotta make sure they get home safe

[atomic crane]

hell yeah. i grew up middle class, my family is probably the most well-off out of anyone i know

[potent hamlet]

He left me now…

[solar obsidian]

human trafficking

[atomic crane]

like low-mid middle class i suppose. safe home, 3 meals a day, vacations, a computah

[dreamy flax]

❤ Love Calculator ❤

Love between delight72 and xj_.9 is at 100%
Love is in the air Oh, oh, oh, oh, uh

[atomic crane]

pops worked his ass off for it though

[potent hamlet]

Fuck I bit my tongue

It's bleeding lmao

[atomic crane]

seaworld as a baby, hawaii around 4-5 years old, disneyland around 6-7, washington DC around 9-10, universal studios around 15, san diego at 16, and a couple of cruises in the caribbean as a late teenager

[tidal trellis]

huh?!

[atomic crane]

i had a lot of cool vacations

[tidal trellis]

she'd never

[atomic crane]

nothing since, parents earned a fuckin break from my ass and i was grinding through college lmao

im graduating at the end of the month, feels surreal. finished my very last assignment today

[potent hamlet]

I was munching ice

[atomic crane]

thanks theodore

we're breaking through the middle class ceiling

[potent hamlet]

And mistook the ice for my tongue

Fuck it hurts

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/rVJqjobyPw.jpg

[glad carbon]

[atomic crane]

very nice. was that back in the 2010s?

When you slam dunked the setup for the multi-property ted dynasty

[solar obsidian]

big pharma be like

[atomic crane]

damn did you invest in a pharmaceutical company by chance? wish i had

pick up a few pfizer stocks in 2019

[lusty sonnet]

a lot of big pharma got a giant influx of cash here and went bankrupt 3 years later cuz they didn't know what to do anymore

[atomic crane]

i was a broke regarded 18 year old with zero inclination for forward-thinking

i think having it good during childhood makes you really bad at hustling

[pastel quartz]

in the thicik of it

https://tenor.com/view/ksi-thick-of-it-lyrics-trash-garbage-gif-5232327396945781667

[atomic crane]

i dug holes for $10/hr and worked like 3 hours a week

[solar obsidian]

worst lyrics known to man fr fr

[pastel quartz]

bro bets 5 on himself that he looses

[potent hamlet]

Not if you don't want to

[tidal trellis]

oh

see shes nice!

[lusty sonnet]

flop will succumb

[atomic crane]

what was your first credit card, ted

[tidal trellis]

to what

[lusty sonnet]

yes

[potent hamlet]

Even drunk I wouldn't surpass someone's consent

[atomic crane]

i got an AmEx BCE card this week

non-preferred no annual fee

[tidal trellis]

but ofc

[atomic crane]

regular cashback card

[tidal trellis]

osaka W afterall

[atomic crane]

3% on gas, groceries, and online retail

i was like shit, i dont go shopping at the mall or brick and mortar so i might as well

[carmine isle]

meow

[potent hamlet]

I love you, flop uwu

[potent hamlet]

And i love you too, rain

[tidal trellis]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/749696521208856576/809813100442157097/bmqwhl5xbmg51-1.jpg?ex=6755bfb8&is=67546e38&hm=5cbc9722c00cbff1fcf6573e238afb8ffc9406874f771e4e2fc9df6bbd2630e5&

[tidal trellis]

:D

[potent hamlet]

Sorry for calling you twink so many times, I just like teasing my friends

[tidal trellis]

I forgive u

I forgive everyone

[sage otter]

Ye Flop gets it, he knows we're messing with him

[glad carbon]

[dreamy flax]

Lovely shipping~
Ship name: tedelg_gaming

Lovely shipping~
Ship name: tedelgshx

[sage otter]

Not the result I expected

[dreamy flax]

❤ Love Calculator ❤

Love between tedelgamblero and drywall_gaming is at 85%

[undone wave]

Dammit it didn't use the bag

😭

[tidal trellis]

I like to align myself with the jedi more

thank u very much

[dreamy flax]

❤ Love Calculator ❤

Love between drywall_gaming and dinaaa313 is at 15%

[tidal trellis]

all I know is y'all slander me but I'll always forgive yall

no matter what

[fresh rose]

Stupid ass twink

[tidal trellis]

BRUH

Bogdan!

shoo!

go away!!!

[lusty sonnet]

The jedi council hereby grants you the rank of Padawan Twink.

[tidal trellis]

thats not a thing!

[lusty sonnet]

star wars lore is ever expanding

[tidal trellis]

no

we aren't doing this

[lusty sonnet]

it's already a thing

[tidal trellis]

❌

[fresh rose]

Flops real name is Jar Jar Twinks

[lusty sonnet]

das a good one

[tidal trellis]

bogdan I SWEAR

to god

[lusty sonnet]

i'll steal that one for in a few months

[tidal trellis]

I'll extract you from this mortal realm

[fresh rose]

@placid sail can you hit me up with that flop gif where he threatens violence

[dreamy flax]

❤ Love Calculator ❤

Love between therealflopultrahd4k and syferneo is at 45%

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-dies-thwomp-mario-64-mario-64-thwomp-death-gif-14049040339050574490

[tidal trellis]

noNONO

don't

I apologize

busy do not

[fresh rose]

Busy do it

[tidal trellis]

busy do not

I forbid u

[pale ingot]

hi twink @grizzled meadow

[fresh rose]

He has no power over you, you decide on your own

[pale ingot]

ON

NO

NOOOOOOO

WHAT THE FUCK

[lusty sonnet]

lmao

[pale ingot]

WHY DID IT AUTOCORRECT FALCO

[fresh rose]

LOL

[tidal trellis]

LOL

LOL

HAHA

[pale ingot]

hi twink @tidal trellis

[fresh rose]

NEW DEVELOPMENT OCCURRED IN BRAINFART LORE

[tidal trellis]

go away!

we're having a MOMENT

[grizzled meadow]

Don't you even think about it

I won't stay silent

[pale ingot]

im gonna be fr

it autocorrected you

[final rose]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-blocked-meme-gif-24191901

[tidal trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-combine-cat-pick-up-gif-27154907

[undone wave]

Framing this on the wall

[pale ingot]

i typed in flop and it autocorrected falco

[grizzled meadow]

I have the power to kill you

[pale ingot]

swear on my mama

swear on my daddy and my grandmama

[grizzled meadow]

Damned twinkies

[tidal trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/mgs4-mgs-snake-solid-snake-yesterday-gif-27201793

[pale ingot]

type in @flop and you'll appear

[fresh rose]

Mama mia this piece of ham called me da twinkudah thing

Eat ban

[grizzled meadow]

The bain of sharing the F

[lusty sonnet]

i've gotten those threats before as well

[final rose]

hmm true
is this a sign?

!sean

[split canyon]

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[undone wave]

Morally grey flop is an otter

[tidal trellis]

You don't wish to share the letter F I understand but ALAS I am still hurt, smh

[fresh rose]

Jarvis search from busy has embed in brainfart and look at mentions flop and find the twink gifs yourself

https://tenor.com/view/iron-man-sped-up-jarvis-gif-19148596

Deploy the gif

[carmine isle]

omg davos gets chapters

[fresh rose]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1303292753232400394/flop.gif

[final rose]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1303292753232400394/flop.gif?ex=67561236&is=6754c0b6&hm=a5141bbeeec0170d88a3d00975ed6a3e4d6ea33ceae1e1950e6ee8c0fd9bb48d&

[tidal trellis]

WHAT THE HELL

NO

WHAT THE

UHH

HUH

[high wing]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1303292753232400394/flop.gif?ex=67561236&is=6754c0b6&hm=a5141bbeeec0170d88a3d00975ed6a3e4d6ea33ceae1e1950e6ee8c0fd9bb48d&

[tidal trellis]

BROTHER

[fresh rose]

Splendid work Jarvis

Mission success

[tidal trellis]

WHO

WHY WAS IT SO WELL TIMED?!

I'm outta here!

goodnight!

[lusty sonnet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1247562751279235174/femboy.gif

[tidal trellis]

ya'll better get off the coffe

OH MY

IM DONE

GOODNIGHT

smh

can't believe ya'll

smh smh

[carmine isle]

https://tenor.com/view/true-gif-14423606592036775082

[high wing]

"oh my"

he got excited

[fresh rose]

Jarvis if flop talks in a different channel deploy the gifs as a lethal counter measure

[carmine isle]

so did you by the sounds of it

[tidal trellis]

smh, disappointed in you all

[carmine isle]

even me?

[final rose]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-speech-bubble-speech-discord-gif-25192162

[tidal trellis]

y'all need to get off the coffee

[high wing]

rain the biggest dissapointment of all

[carmine isle]

i dont drink coffee

[tidal trellis]

rain surprisngly being my ally?

ong??

[carmine isle]

[fresh rose]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1303292753232400394/flop.gif

[tidal trellis]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1029824156289732649/1138047336346562620/1688607896620742.gif

my honest reaction

[carmine isle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1240014689610633319/1311793650115805264/IMG_4015.gif

[fresh rose]

Im gonna save these in my server for emergency deployment like presidents of certain countries have nukes

[carmine isle]

this is me if u care

[tidal trellis]

RAIN

[steel bone]

[fresh rose]

I just have gifs of flop twink instead to bully flop with

[tidal trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/vox-hazbin-hotel-stayed-gone-gif-2105078606762961507

[final rose]

so that's why rain is an ally

[carmine isle]

"this is me"

[civic panther]

NOT beating the allegations with that one flop

[fresh rose]

"Sir, the second gif has hit Flop"

[final rose]

flop is NOT beating the allegations daily, Gordon

[carmine isle]

wait until yall learn about the pyrocynical hazbin hotel inflation art someone put in their school project in my class

[undone wave]

https://tenor.com/view/krill-krill-yourself-reaction-erm-yourself-gif-14449634875889437212

[uncut yew]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/660786064968908876/892243438702059540/image0-3.gif

[lusty sonnet]

flop is about to fully embrace the allegations when he leaves twinkistani

[split canyon]

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[carmine isle]

https://tenor.com/view/the-coffin-of-andy-and-leyley-tcoaal-tcoal-coal-gif-5836082583435771612

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/christmas-jolly-quiet-buddy-hey-gif-3129034196014998406

[carmine isle]

i think im the only person in here who reads

[edgy abyss]

GUYS @leaden shale IS GOING TO BED QUICK

SPAM THE THING

[split canyon]

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[glad carbon]

eft mission logs dont count

[glad carbon]

hiiiii grim

[edgy abyss]

[glad carbon]

[uncut yew]

https://tenor.com/view/hehehehe-gif-22743366

[tidal trellis]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1187030835573043301/1314327798919467058/image.png?ex=675601a6&is=6754b026&hm=1894a233fdaaa028864addf5e28588f1237e49a5dd44eb8b4fbe69eb4fc67612&

[lusty sonnet]

the fact that the guh-compilation is like 3 minutes really does tell something

[edgy abyss]

[tidal trellis]

also WRONG person pinged!!!

missed me! missed me!

[glad carbon]

[uncut yew]

Fucking dumbass pinging the wrong person

[glad carbon]

george RR mid-tin

[edgy abyss]

I didn't miss, it's called suppressive fire

[carmine isle]

[uncut yew]

Police laying down suppressive fire against the Walmart thief, 27 civilians were harmed as a direct result of the thief's law breaking actions.

[carmine isle]

1984

[edgy abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/merica-gif-6672966492979109248

[glad carbon]

didnt this actually happen in nyc

some cops were shooting at some dude who jumped the ticket thing for some reason

and hit like 4 random pedestrians and another cop

[uncut yew]

I have no clue but considering the state of the US, probably

[potent hamlet]

@tidal trellis if i was your neighbor i would come to your house to kiss you rn

[glad carbon]

dude wasnt even armed 😭

[uncut yew]

Suppressive fire on that acorn!

[lusty sonnet]

bootleg maja do be drunk

[glad carbon]

flop seems like he'd be a bad kisser

[solar obsidian]

anytime 🤝
also, anime is bad

[glad carbon]

hiii delight

[potent hamlet]

i dont care

[lusty sonnet]

he's a boykisser after all

[potent hamlet]

i'll teach him

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1262790815613452298/1290706319401029723/caption.gif

[uncut yew]

You gotta replace "anime" with "Asian cartoons" to really hurt their feelings

[lusty sonnet]

does delight read books? 🤔

[solar obsidian]

chinese cartoons*

[solar obsidian]

no

[lusty sonnet]

damn

gotta start reading

[solar obsidian]

yes

[carmine isle]

thats from a game

[lusty sonnet]

start with 1984

[carmine isle]

wow i got replaced

my #🎪bruh-fart gf replaced me

[potent hamlet]

you considered me your gf?

[magic tartan]

my waifu is real chat

[carmine isle]

[potent hamlet]

damn, should've told me earlier

[carmine isle]

ive seen some wild roblox avatars the past 2 years

[magic tartan]

nevermind she is dead

[carmine isle]

still body or what ever the kids say

[magic tartan]

i saw this other day

[carmine isle]

thats tame

thats beena thing for ages

[lusty sonnet]

Helghast looking dude

[carmine isle]

ive seen big tiddy curvy girls

[magic tartan]

flop roblox

[carmine isle]

https://tenor.com/view/arsenal-arsenal-roblox-bna-michiru-nazuna-gif-23424496

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1240014689610633319/1311793650115805264/IMG_4015.gif

[magic tartan]

can't really find those in zombie shooters

[potent hamlet]

you lost my interest when you didnt show interest tbh

[potent hamlet]

but @tidal trellis is just different

i like him because he's different

[carmine isle]

no crazy military girl

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/jjkneko-ieatsua-gif-21892270

[magic tartan]

gordon freeman chat

[low atlas]

@potent hamlet guess what

[potent hamlet]

maybe im too drunk today

[potent hamlet]

yo

what

[low atlas]

chicken butt

[potent hamlet]

what happen

[magic tartan]

eww drunk

[carmine isle]

rdr2 eventually

[potent hamlet]

where is you

what is

I GOTTA DOWNLOAD GAMMA GAWD DAMN

[lusty sonnet]

@low atlas

[pastel quartz]

Im gonna be alone soon in my house in the woods no parents grandparents siblings kinda scary man

[quartz ridge]

roblox is half femboys half neo nazis

[magic tartan]

this looks cheesy

[pastel quartz]

My grandparents are gonna croke eventually

[potent hamlet]

invite a prostitute

[pastel quartz]

so used to have my mom around man

[low atlas]

heya

[pastel quartz]

I traveled alone like 14000km

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/no-i-am-not-going-to-hear-you-out-hear-me-out-sheep-flames-fe-studio-gif-26478875

[pastel quartz]

Ive been alone sense

[potent hamlet]

i can clean, wash clothes, clean dishes and make beds uwu

[pastel quartz]

I guess

[quartz ridge]

loves being abused is crazy work can we fucking kill this guy'

[magic tartan]

okay imma head out

[pastel quartz]

Work home sleep

[magic tartan]

yapp

[pastel quartz]

Dont really have any bills

Kerosene and electric and wifi

[magic tartan]

ing is at catasthropic levels

[pastel quartz]

So i keep like 90% of my pay

[potent hamlet]

so no head?

[magic tartan]

you fucking retard

[pastel quartz]

Gas too for cars

Gonna need a wife

[carmine isle]

no im not

[pastel quartz]

I feel no need for companionship

[magic tartan]

[potent hamlet]

i feel euphoric rn

[pastel quartz]

Ig i get to straight asmongold the rest of my life

[magic tartan]

ride wife

[potent hamlet]

like anything will make me giggle

[pastel quartz]

Cigarette

[potent hamlet]

and kick my feet

[carmine isle]

https://tenor.com/view/oomfie-hug-mayburi-bridget-may-gif-11343093385535605455

[pastel quartz]

Ssame

[potent hamlet]

ifrnifaonrfrjda

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/bucktooth-kicking-feet-goofy-smiling-emoji-gif-2930542273670425871

[potent hamlet]

oooohh

iii

[pastel quartz]

Iii

[potent hamlet]

i just woke from a dream

where you and i

[pastel quartz]

Im going to buy your country and give everyone a pony

[potent hamlet]

had to say goodbye

[pastel quartz]

HWAT

[potent hamlet]

and i dont know what it all means

but since i survived i realized

[carmine isle]

meow

[pastel quartz]

it means you had a dream and should smoke a cigarettes

[potent hamlet]

wherever you go that's where i follow

nobody's promised tomorroooow

[pastel quartz]

Harasakis reading her suicide note

[dreamy flax]

🎱 Question: should rain kiss a girl
Answer: no... idiot

[potent hamlet]

so imma love you every night like its the last night, like its the last night

[quartz ridge]

i have the urge to send a gif thats like

[quartz ridge]

ya know what'

[solar obsidian]

no

[lusty sonnet]

do it

[dreamy flax]

🎱 Question: should rain kiss a girl kisser
Answer: Might be possible

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/chad-cock-order-bbc-muscular-guy-gif-23529914

[potent hamlet]

if the world was ending i wanna be next to youuuuuuu

[pastel quartz]

I have the ability to gutentee my demise tmr

[brittle wigeon]

[potent hamlet]

if the party was over and our time on earth was throuuuugh

[carmine isle]

harasan ignored my friend request sadge

[potent hamlet]

i wanna hold you just for a while

[brittle wigeon]

@solar obsidian

[potent hamlet]

and DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WITH A SMIIILE

[pastel quartz]

If the world was ending, I'd wanna be next to you
If the world was ending, I'd wanna be next to you

[potent hamlet]

IF THE WORLD WAS ENDING I WANNA BE NEXT TO YOUU

oooooooh lost

[pastel quartz]

Real

[potent hamlet]

lost in the words that we screamed

[lusty sonnet]

it's a sign

[solar obsidian]

u?

[carmine isle]

no its not
a signs made from wood or metal

[potent hamlet]

i dont even wanna do this anymooore

[carmine isle]

ye

[potent hamlet]

cuz you already know what you mean to me

[brittle wigeon]

kys

[carmine isle]

rood

[potent hamlet]

and our love's the only war worth fighting for

wherever you go that's where i followw

[carmine isle]

why are you singing?

[potent hamlet]

JF TJ4EN GFWANRTW

[carmine isle]

she broke

oops

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/juvia-juvia-lockser-fairy-tail-water-mage-blushing-gif-491746434010845485

@tidal trellis pls come back i miss u

[lusty sonnet]

@placid sail the maja AI needs a reboot

[pastel quartz]

I remember when I first noticed that you liked me back

[pastel quartz]

We were sitting down in a restaurant waiting for the check

[potent hamlet]

i wanna be next to youuu

FUCKK IM CRYING NOW

[pastel quartz]

We had made love earlier that day with no strings attached
But I could tell that something had changed how you looked at me then

[potent hamlet]

LMAO

[carmine isle]

are you ok dear?

[pastel quartz]

Kristen, come right back
I've been waiting for you
To slip back in bed
When you light the candle

[potent hamlet]

last christmas

I GAVE YOU MY HEART

[carmine isle]

i gave you my gyatt

[pastel quartz]

No

Stop her

[quartz ridge]

CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHER!!!!!! TO A PLACE WHERE BLIND MEN SEE!!!

[brittle wigeon]

[carmine isle]

i miss my thigh highs and skirt
i wonder where they went

[pastel quartz]

Wromg song bro

[deep topaz]

I love eating my processed gelatinized cranberry sauce product

[quartz ridge]

no creed is peak

[pastel quartz]

Same

Tbh

I just ate some

[atomic crane]

pops just brought an old klx-450r home

[carmine isle]

tasty

[atomic crane]

thing sounds like gunshots when it revs up

gonna get the cops called on us lmao

[potent hamlet]

JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS

YEAHHEA

OOOOOHYEAH

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS

SABES MI AMOR, PÓRTATE BIEN

NO DEBES LLORAR, YA SABES POR QUÉ

SANTA CLAUS LLEGÓ A LA CIUDAD

ÉL TODO LO APUNTA, ÉL TODO LO VE

TE SIGUE LOS PASOS, ESTÉS DONDE ESTÉS

SANTA CLAUS LLEGÓ A LA CIUDAD

TE OBSERVA CUANDO DUERMES, TE MIRA AL DESPERTAR

NO INTENTES OCULTARTE DE ÉL, PUES SIEMPRE TE VERÁA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObIH2jBhK6w

[atomic crane]

sounds so creepy when you put it through an online translator

[pastel quartz]

shit ruined my week

tonight we hang ourselvs

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-skull-kms-gif-1200559089239851574

[uncut yew]

The modern equivalent of an American folk hero, somehow

[potent hamlet]

A crowded room, friends with tired eyes

im hiding from @tidal trellis

and your soul of eyes

my god, i thought you were

someone to rely on

me? i guess i was a shoulder to cry on

a face of a lover with a fire in his heart

a man undercover but you tore meeee apaaaart

now i found a real love you'll never fool me again

last christmas, i gave you my heart

[atomic crane]

what do we think chat

[potent hamlet]

but the very next day you gave it away

this year, to save me from tears, i'll give it to someone special

[pastel quartz]

i wish flop was actually a twink

[pastel quartz]

the sex offender 7s

[atomic crane]

consider your sex: offended

[potent hamlet]

if not 500 or 480

l

L

[atomic crane]

those are both some cholo lookin ass sneakers bruh

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/veeunus-spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-squidward-done-gif-24674884

[potent hamlet]

but they look better than pedo 2.0s

[atomic crane]

someone wearing those is gonna sell me laced marijuana

[potent hamlet]

:b

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1146824111214043276/Blast.gif

[uncut yew]

Leather shoes or bust, is all I'm saying

[pastel quartz]

sean is deffo an elf

[atomic crane]

leather shoes are cool if you dont plan to walk a lot

[potent hamlet]

laponian army institute

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/shoes-gif-26065202

[atomic crane]

i have some oxfords and some chukka boots already but they just aint comfortable for running around at work

[uncut yew]

You can get leather shoes that are not boots, and are comfortable

[atomic crane]

i have leather shoes that are not boots

they're oxfords

they're okay as i said but i walk around a lot

[uncut yew]

Right, yeah those are not good for running around in.
You'll want something more causal like nice leather sneakers etc. since formal wear is not made for movement

[atomic crane]

cant get leather sneakers in wide sizes

[uncut yew]

damn

[atomic crane]

yeah even new balance was like nah

and they're width kings

[uncut yew]

Have you considered those shoe stretcher things in wood that you can buy, or are they not feasible for you?

[atomic crane]

probably not feasible, i need wider soles

my feet spill out over the sides lmao

[uncut yew]

sheeet, damn

[deep topaz]

i need wides too

otherwise shoes are woefully small

[atomic crane]

yeah its like they're making women's shoes and calling them men's shoes

god damn librals.

[glad carbon]

thanks for the free steam game code

[pastel quartz]

id hang myself before i touch elderscrolls online ever again

[final rose]

code doesnt work, is it a one time thing?

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-thighhighs-gif-9504280496513715016

[pastel quartz]

my grandmas gonna say the cold is gonna mke me sick until i get sick inevitablyl in the nmext like 9 months

than be like

told you

[final rose]

doesnt work on me

try flop

[glad carbon]

i mean yeah they were black