🎪bruh-fart

[potent hamlet]

And gangs and cartels lose money because the most common thing to buy is weed

[slender rock]

Again, you can't please everyone

[digital quartz]

I am just happy recreational use is legal

I doubt cartels make much money with weed

compared to cocaine

or meth

[potent hamlet]

They do tho

[slender rock]

Harder shit is more profitable due to the addictive nature

[digital quartz]

The revenue from cocaine isn't even achievable logistically with weed

[slender rock]

So they lean into that more

[digital quartz]

its physically impossible

[potent hamlet]

Since weed is a lot more common, selling small amounts at a low price, it's a win

Even more if you lace it to be addictive

[pastel quartz]

neamng multiplayer is really good

[digital quartz]

you are dealing in metric tons when talking about cartel business

shipping metric tons of weed is expensive

[pastel quartz]

[potent hamlet]

Not really

They might have a lot of stuff, but it's not like they have a store to sell it

[minor cypress]

Bro i am a slut for that garlic sauce on pizza crust

[potent hamlet]

They have small sellers

[pale ingot]

continuing even stronger, random bloodsucker jumped my ass and i died

[pastel quartz]

No matter what you have to be neatly settled into one of the two political parties due to how this country's bumfuck political system works

[river zealot]

[minor cypress]

Gimme a tub of that garlic butter

[slender rock]

Damn you been fucked over several times already

[potent hamlet]

Ooh, A10

[river zealot]

Yeah, syria

Born too early to fight in the middle east

[potent hamlet]

Oh, well, who cares

Lmao

My firsts war footages were on Syria

[digital quartz]

I looked at the civil war faction infographic and felt like this

https://tenor.com/view/charlie-day-gif-18564553

[potent hamlet]

Like a lot of guys screaming Allahuakbar while shooting

[river zealot]

[pastel quartz]

Relistening to IGOR

[potent hamlet]

Yo gf looks like ma mama

[river zealot]

Old war footage is just seeing some guys shoot somewhere

Now you see a person get blown in half

In 4k

[slender rock]

Pink mist

[potent hamlet]

Yeah, pretty much

[river zealot]

And with rock music in the background

[solar obsidian]

fat and ugly?

[potent hamlet]

Or meme music

[digital quartz]

rock? its all phonk

[slender rock]

Or Rammstein

[potent hamlet]

Imagine dying and your last moments are shared with Mango phonk

What a way to be remembered

[pastel quartz]

somthing about tese trees man

[potent hamlet]

I miss when phonk was darker rap

And old songs remixes

[sleek cape]

it's cause your car's got no oil in it obv.

[river zealot]

Man my buttock hurts

[minor cypress]

Give it 10 years and we will have 4k streams discord polls where chat votes decide if drones go off.

[river zealot]

[potent hamlet]

Now you have a kid screaming "Cuando se te olvida la tarea" and music over

[minor cypress]

We already have the shitty phonk or rammestein edits

[slender rock]

Fucking hell

Literally wargames

[minor cypress]

Give it some speakers and eventually someone will meet god to the tune of carameldansen

[digital quartz]

in 10 years there is going to be swarms of tiny hornet drones directed by some neural network jet out of visual range

[river zealot]

Dvrst has some nice phonk

[potent hamlet]

Evilmane still makes og phonk

[pale ingot]

While mishearing the lyrics

[digital quartz]

what you are looking for is old Memphis rap

[potent hamlet]

Oh, yeah, pretty much

[digital quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7tenj5V-aE

[digital quartz]

pretty much

[minor cypress]

Just imagine, you're on a ruck. Tired as shit, going down a city center. You go to clear an apartment complex, hear faint buzzing and an oddly familiar tune. You blame the sleep deprivation and brush it off

[pale ingot]

the death to caramelldansen fanfic

[river zealot]

Man i need to get up

[river zealot]

Ive been rotting in bed all day

[minor cypress]

It slowly gets louder and louder. Its gotta be the meds and not shitting for 3 days straight. "Ooh ooh oooh a wah wah" gets closer and closer, but all you want is your next smoke

[pastel quartz]

Back when it used to be slower, not as absurd, now it's just some shit named like "MOONGAZE" is 130 decibles, has 10,000 cowbells, and was made by some American teenager

[digital quartz]

dont forget the pretentious font in the youtube title and a picture of bart with a vaporwave filter

[narrow lotus]

Just enough for brainrot tho

Thank you Donald Trump

[river zealot]

[minor cypress]

a game with stalker atmosphere, but its you being hunted by drones/robots.

[digital quartz]

lean cup

purple color scheme

[potent hamlet]

Half Life 2

[digital quartz]

you get what I mean

[minor cypress]

Sup ted, how ya been

[broken topaz]

art

[sleek cape]

so sir, you are being hunted but not british?

[pale ingot]

they were right.. bleeds did get buffed

[river zealot]

Forever winter?

[pale ingot]

i got popped once by a fucking protecta and i bled out to death even after applying a bandage

[broken topaz]

now make it not suck

[potent hamlet]

We in my class we making secret santa and I asked for some reasonably priced stuff

[river zealot]

[minor cypress]

Thats the life. We've just been chilling and enjoying the holidays

[digital quartz]

did you say a gun or some shit?

[potent hamlet]

And the one I have to give the present asked for a fucking pa Parasol

[narrow lotus]

God i hate secret santa , such a bullshit design

And wdym you asked for reasonable priced stuff , why do u even get to ask

Exactly the reason why secret santa is a shit

[pastel quartz]

Would love if it had that apocalyptic scrappy vibe like something like rainworld

[river zealot]

What an umbrella

[digital quartz]

true its more like Santa Santa than Secret Santa

[river zealot]

Do they even have rain in there

[potent hamlet]

No, a cool lighter, a metal band shirt or something about miku

[slender rock]

You give them a giftcard instead

[narrow lotus]

No bro , a fucking solar panel

[potent hamlet]

For the sun

[slender rock]

Works better

[potent hamlet]

The gift has to be 5 bucks maximum

[digital quartz]

I want a house

[pastel quartz]

Where the fuck do you get a parasol fof 5 dollars?

[narrow lotus]

that literally gets you two chocolates and a soda nowadays

[potent hamlet]

A fucking sun thing

[pastel quartz]

I don't even know how to get one regardless

[potent hamlet]

I don't fucking know lmao

[river zealot]

Cardboard box

[digital quartz]

touché

[pastel quartz]

But they sound overpriced so 5 dollars makes it worse

[slender rock]

Half a box

[minor cypress]

Looks cool but hard pass

[narrow lotus]

secret santa is so bad , i had it at work , i got fucking aftershave and deodorant , every fucking time

the person is a male ? heyy we got the perfect gift

every single time , men get deodorant and aftershave

ez

[digital quartz]

true moving boxes are expensive 5$ might get you half of one

[river zealot]

I swear i heard my friends play a game just like you described, but i completely forgot the name of it

[potent hamlet]

Cheapest one is like 25 bucks

[digital quartz]

its better with friends than in a company

[runic sorrel]

forever winter

[narrow lotus]

what is this water mechanic

[potent hamlet]

Where the fuck do I get 25 bucks?

[runic sorrel]

need to give water to refugee

[pastel quartz]

25 usd?

That sucks

[narrow lotus]

you dont , and if you do , you dont spend it on a gift for a random person lmao

parasol my ass

[river zealot]

[minor cypress]

Theres that one swedish robot game, but i want something darker

[narrow lotus]

get her a lemonade umbrella

[river zealot]

Just dont gift it bruh

[narrow lotus]

one of those little things

[potent hamlet]

I mean, it's an approximate

[narrow lotus]

i mean in high school i literally got condoms

that was funny

[river zealot]

Tell the teacher that its too expensive

[digital quartz]

[runic sorrel]

generation zero

[potent hamlet]

I'm just gonna see if I find one for 5 bucks

[pastel quartz]

Uhhh, I guess get them a used umbrella and some sunglasses, that's close enough to a parasol

[potent hamlet]

One of these mfs

[digital quartz]

fuck I should probably start thinking about christmas gifts too

[narrow lotus]

jesus who thought of this

[broken topaz]

what are you getting me :3

[potent hamlet]

I don't want anything tbh

[steady trellis]

completely overblown aaaaah ragebaby suff

[narrow lotus]

female colleague at work got sexy lengerie to use with her husband from other coworkers , i cringed so bad

ugh

[digital quartz]

firm handshake

[broken topaz]

you are coming over for christmas?

[digital quartz]

digital

[broken topaz]

:c

[minor cypress]

No idea how bad it is, never played it

[river zealot]

Just ask for cash

[narrow lotus]

It is , now i get most of them there knew each other since childhood , they were close friends

But you do that at like a work gathering with everyone that is just bad taste

[potent hamlet]

I had a bf that gifted me Arma 3

[pastel quartz]

What the fuck? 😭

[river zealot]

[digital quartz]

as if you have time

[broken topaz]

true

gotta work

[narrow lotus]

Like just do it at a private outing between yourselves and shit

[minor cypress]

Cringe, unless she is close af with her coworkers. Like "come over and get shitfaced for holidays" close

[digital quartz]

have you alternatively thought about playing CS instead?

[potent hamlet]

Nah, my family will probably set me a trap to get a gift

They did the same last year

[minor cypress]

Unless it happened at work. Then thats godless

[narrow lotus]

Yeah she was but not with like the whole coworkers, you know , they could have just as well do it privately or meet up only them another time for that

[broken topaz]

I have

[river zealot]

Idk i always asked my family for cash for all the holidays

[river zealot]

Wdym even bruh

[narrow lotus]

It looked very perverted ngl and bad taste ngl

[potent hamlet]

"I don't want anything"
And they took me to the mall and suddenly my brother says: "Choose one vans"

Knowing I wanted some new vans

[pale ingot]

look at what yo boy copped off a loner in the swamps

ak-74m with a working barrel

[minor cypress]

Wait, you working at a school makes this even more

[digital quartz]

so?

[narrow lotus]

One of the coworkers called in sick just before the party and didnt bring a gift for another colleague that bought him a gift , that was cringe as well

[pastel quartz]

What the fuck really??

[broken topaz]

You can just ask me if i want to play cs with you tomb

you dont have to be so coy about it

[digital quartz]

[narrow lotus]

I mean, teachers are humans and adults as well so i see no issue there

[pastel quartz]

Also why would anyone let iedy work at a school

[narrow lotus]

Party was obviously adult only , we didnt bring kids lor shit lol

[pale ingot]

time to pass by cordon omw to the evil ass bandit crib

[broken topaz]

yea

but i gotta dl it first

[potent hamlet]

Last time I played secret santa I just bought a lot of chocolate

[narrow lotus]

Same, i got a chocolate , a christmas decoration and a santa hat

[potent hamlet]

And I got some bike glasses lmao

[runic sorrel]

somone gift me a 1kg pot of nutella

WTF am i doing with 1kg of nutella

[potent hamlet]

Eating it and making sweets

[runic sorrel]

no thanks

[river zealot]

Yeah just ask for cash idk

[sleek cape]

vandalism

[narrow lotus]

Lol

[minor cypress]

Yeah i get that. But if it happened at the school, at work, with coworkers, thats insane

[narrow lotus]

also what is white elephant

[runic sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/joeys-world-tour-poop-joey-world-tour-cringe-mukbang-gif-21001666

[narrow lotus]

no , we went to a restaurant , it was outside work

[minor cypress]

Kinda like secret santa, but for gag gifts

[narrow lotus]

i would 100% give a very cool lighter to a non smoker

as a gift

[minor cypress]

Next year, industrial barrel of lube

[deep topaz]

i thought it was dumb expensive gifts

[potent hamlet]

Fuck my nape is hurting and I have a ugly headache

[minor cypress]

One year we gave a giant box, wrapped in multiple layers of paper, coated in ductape, cured in superglue, with multiple boxes the size of a tv box

After multiple layers, it was a card with an expired gift card.

And a note on the back of where to find the gift. It was a roll of toilet paper

[potent hamlet]

That's expert level trolling

[runic sorrel]

nape ?

[potent hamlet]

People know I'm too lazy to pull that shit

[potent hamlet]

Back of the head

[runic sorrel]

put your head in rice

[potent hamlet]

I think my hair is getting too heavy

It's annoying

[runic sorrel]

cut your head

hair

[minor cypress]

The next year i got a bottle of bodywash, they replaced it with dawn dish soap and reshrinkwrapped it and said nothing.

[potent hamlet]

I'm gonna ask for a haircut as Christmas gift

[minor cypress]

White elephant is always diabolical

[pale ingot]

chat what is this dubious little status effect

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/ah-kid-peanut-butter-baby-peanut-butter-do-you-like-that-yeah-gif-14466576

[runic sorrel]

buzzcut

[broken topaz]

cancer

[minor cypress]

Same. Im at the point where i need to find more hobbies because i don't want anything and shopping is a bitch

[potent hamlet]

I would like some Tarkov damage stuff for stalker lmao

I would struggle so bad

[runic sorrel]

whait for mod

in 5years

[broken topaz]

my brother once gifted me a mini blowup sex dolls for christmas

as a joke

I had to open that infront of my grandparents

[potent hamlet]

And you used it

[eager igloo]

[river zealot]

I mean gamma has it

[broken topaz]

no it was really small

when i say it was mini

[narrow lotus]

you are shitting yourslef

[broken topaz]

i mean like average plushie size

[river zealot]

You can probably just put the mod on vanilla anomaly

[runic sorrel]

?

[pale ingot]

im a renegade anyway bro its not like anything will change about my smell

[minor cypress]

That or its too niche/technical that i'd need to sign off on the gift.

[potent hamlet]

I want to mod anomaly fr

[river zealot]

Average sized

[civic panther]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1242408245935472690/1313318104012558456/RDT_20241128_010921.mp4?ex=67505b0c&is=674f098c&hm=780aadf66dca1f88a2d6d6653b892925ba169835fac5a4edb76c4ad988aeca02&

[minor cypress]

And asking for coffee/tea/strange candy/booze and locks to pick isn't festive enough

[broken topaz]

perfect size for you

LOL

my grandma also thought it was really funny

[minor cypress]

Everyone needs at least one degen grandma in the family

Drink you under the table, say worse perverted things at the best time, make good food, etc

I like getting my normally straight edge grandma just drunk enough that she starts roasting her kids

Nah you already know the preacher kids stereotype is always wild

Plus she's on dialysis, so 1-2 drinks and she is shitfaced

Bro old ladies are filthy, don't let them fool you

[slender rock]

They're seasoned vets of raunchy things

Talk about getting creamed

[minor cypress]

One time she got really drunk and went on a rant about how she used to sneak viagra into grandpas food.

[slender rock]

Jesus

Lol

[minor cypress]

Whole family just sitting there like

[deep topaz]

seems people either get super horny grandma or super closet grandma

[slender rock]

This came up in suggestions

[pale ingot]

what the fuck is up with these loners

[slender rock]

[pastel quartz]

🫦

[river zealot]

hey tree

[pastel quartz]

hello

cunt

[river zealot]

[solar obsidian]

@pastel quartz's

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/boondocks-read-rap-fans-exorcism-uncle-ruckus-gif-23038600

[solar obsidian]

no

[pastel quartz]

your blue

like the feds

[solar obsidian]

its meth color, cmon

[pastel quartz]

whichever mod keeps adding and readding the same emotes needs to be demoted

[river zealot]

man i wish i had nitro

this is a nice emote

[solar obsidian]

[solar obsidian]

Skynet removes good emojies and Falco re-adds them

[pastel quartz]

i am ass molesting these guys

i hucked tat van at mock 12

[pastel quartz]

[lyric horizon]

skynet vs felicius

[solar obsidian]

@grizzled meadow

[lyric horizon]

can we get pin?

[fading portal]

[river zealot]

@glad carbon

[slender rock]

Allo schizoid treeman

Instagram be fucking on some shit today

[lyric horizon]

fixing memes

[river zealot]

[river zealot]

@narrow lotus look at this

[deep topaz]

this is cute

hory shet

[river zealot]

60 dollars

isnt it like 5 years old

[deep topaz]

2019

[river zealot]

@slender rock did you see squad 8.2

[slender rock]

Played it

[deep topaz]

woah guys this new underground game called Terraria is half off

[slender rock]

It's causing people to sit in FUCKING BUSHES LIKE IT IT WAS IN GE

clears throat it's meh

[river zealot]

cucks

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/493156996644864001/1313513383944785940/image.png?ex=6750682a&is=674f16aa&hm=f38a1c33e4319356ce8aa3984bf4779849dc68dd051257c4fc46b683b66f3ff6&

[river zealot]

you give them an option to push and they use it to sit

[slender rock]

Marines got downgraded

No more Abrams

[river zealot]

[slender rock]

Which IRL Marines have no more Abrams now

[deep topaz]

left too many crayons in the engine bay

[slender rock]

Then marksman gets a different DMR that they don't use.. devs used the civvy model

My feed is fucked

Getting shit out of it by telling it do not show me this shit

Goes more shit to show of it

[lyric horizon]

Whats autistic about this?

[slender rock]

2

[lyric horizon]

3

[slender rock]

Shape of the fork

[deep topaz]

its 2

[lyric horizon]

!catbomb

[split canyon]

https://i.redd.it/oaxih2aqrp0z.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/UFFjN5Q.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/VbbQiyj.jpg
https://i.redd.it/i1r1r3r6us7z.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/TJspfqt.jpg

[slender rock]

Sensory sensitivity shit

[lyric horizon]

aw

[slender rock]

Blep

[pastel quartz]

cooked??

[remote vine]

any good games to buy in the steam sale?

[pastel quartz]

red dead

cyberpunk

Nier games

[remote vine]

got them both

[lyric horizon]

cheap?

[remote vine]

not the nier games tho

[lyric horizon]

What genre

[pastel quartz]

games

entertainement genre

[lyric horizon]

fifa

[pastel quartz]

ok

Personally i would yar har fifa

[remote vine]

not particularly picky as long as it's not something I need a good team of people with

[pastel quartz]

but its ur choice

[remote vine]

nothing too competitive

[pastel quartz]

dark souls

[lyric horizon]

disco elysium

[pastel quartz]

elden ring or sekiro

[lyric horizon]

fallout nv

[shadow wyvern]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/788731752587198474/1313496851646779453/we-peaked-at-amogus-v0-vlbascmqxi4e1.png

[remote vine]

got nv

[pastel quartz]

days gone is good

baldurs gate 3

[remote vine]

yeah might pick up sekiro

[shadow wyvern]

this was my monthly brainfairt post
see you guys later

[pastel quartz]

space marine 2

[prime zenith]

press this brother

[pastel quartz]

hitman games

[prime zenith]

lotta crazy games

[pastel quartz]

all i can think of

[lyric horizon]

witcher 3

metro

[prime zenith]

check out northgard

hella cheap

[lyric horizon]

If you want something kinda expensive but for long playthroughs

rimworld

[prime zenith]

@pastel quartz

[lyric horizon]

or factorio

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/anakin-star-wars-revenge-of-the-sith-morgan-freeman-true-gif-3684085210592241841

[lyric horizon]

@pastel quartz one more fake react and you will be the second twink on this server

[pastel quartz]

:3

[lyric horizon]

twink

[remote vine]

so many porn games after I press this button

[prime zenith]

not for me

[pastel quartz]

lmao you said twink now flops typing

[lyric horizon]

Birds of a feather flock together

[prime zenith]

also adjust here

[tidal trellis]

Anakin my allegiance is to the to DEMOCRACY

[tidal trellis]

wackass

I was doing a meme

[prime zenith]

get mad max

[pastel quartz]

[prime zenith]

hella cheap

[edgy abyss]

@narrow lotus

[lyric horizon]

true

[prime zenith]

ror2,batman arkham knight

[edgy abyss]

how dare you not use the emote

[pastel quartz]

the sex with hitler franchise is also on sale

some good games there

!true

[split canyon]

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[pastel quartz]

[remote vine]

yea good shout with sekiro actually I did want to get it at some point

[pastel quartz]

your welcum

[remote vine]

I'll see what else I want

[lyric horizon]

true doesnt feel like a word now

[tidal trellis]

something something why do sekiro's enemies even fight him, something something

[pastel quartz]

violence

[lyric horizon]

something something why are you gae?

[tidal trellis]

I AM NOT

[remote vine]

PoE2 in like a couple days tho

[prime zenith]

cus mid soul game

[tidal trellis]

I'm straight!

[lyric horizon]

Denial. You are almost in the middle of the stages of grief

[remote vine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1195104008952619101/1247577387785261066/attachment.gif

[lyric horizon]

Can't wait for acceptance

[edgy abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/right-yeah-right-yeah-oh-yeah-ohh-gif-14553729619893238098

[tidal trellis]

there is no denial

I am straight

[lyric horizon]

alright then

Boobs or ass?

[slender rock]

Twink

[tidal trellis]

I care about the person

not features

[edgy abyss]

you're a straight ass twink is what you are

[tidal trellis]

[lyric horizon]

twink

[prime zenith]

said evry liar

[tidal trellis]

MAN COME ON

[prime zenith]

on other one*

[river zealot]

there is another way

[edgy abyss]

[pastel quartz]

I AM NOT GAEEEE I AM STRAIIIGHT!!!!

[lyric horizon]

look at grim over here

[tidal trellis]

you're on my team grim you're supposed to be with me

[lyric horizon]

He might be a furry

But he aint a twink

[tidal trellis]

if you're not with me, you're my enemy

[prime zenith]

soma is piss cheap

[lyric horizon]

Don't.

[prime zenith]

-90%

[edgy abyss]

I am on your team Flop, now come on out of the closet

[lyric horizon]

Flop

We wont insult you if you will admit it

[tidal trellis]

there is no closet

[lyric horizon]

Flop

[edgy abyss]

he's too deep... He's in Narnia

[lyric horizon]

You are like that sopranos character

https://tenor.com/view/the-shah-of-iran-phil-gif-23048104

Phil and flop have one in common

[tidal trellis]

who

never watched the show

(don't tell falco )

[lyric horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/vito-sopranos-party-hard-dance-gif-12028486

[tidal trellis]

I don't get it

[river zealot]

youre saying

flop was catching

not pitching?

[tidal trellis]

????

[edgy abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-my-star-trek-gif-19129737

[lyric horizon]

SON OF A BI-

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-paulie-walnuts-gualtieri-betrayal-how-much-more-betrayal-gif-16615173

[river zealot]

catching not pitching?

[tidal trellis]

can someone explain

I don't get it

[river zealot]

why dont you go outfront

get yourself a sandwich

some soda

[slender rock]

Lol

[lyric horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/take-your-clothes-off-paulie-sopranos-gif-12259056237205500072

[naive bison]

La creatura with offspring

[tidal trellis]

woah woah

[river zealot]

i cant belive i stuck up for him

[lyric horizon]

Soft drinks of choice

[river zealot]

it feels like ive been stabbed in the heart

[tidal trellis]

I don't do that on first dates man,plus I'm straight

[naive bison]

How much betrayal can Paulie take?

[lyric horizon]

None

One more and he...

oh wait

[river zealot]

who knew that when he was always talking about helping the newbies, thats what he meant

[lyric horizon]

TONY SIRICO

[cursive holly]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153910891347968/1136651054801494066/4x.gif

[lyric horizon]

He was an earner though

[pastel quartz]

you mean vito

[lyric horizon]

Phil came out of the closet

And vito is gae

So they both have some flop in them

[pastel quartz]

same ting

[lyric horizon]

Oh and vito is fat

[river zealot]

vito is what?

[lyric horizon]

He was...blowing...

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-soprano-reaction-gif-9998282

[pastel quartz]

I love to think he ||was looking out the window and when they saw or heard vitoo coming he just thought lemme get in the closet to make an entrance ||

[tidal trellis]

what am I?? a analogy?

[pastel quartz]

A lesson

[lyric horizon]

twinkology

[river zealot]

you got 2 flops in your head

[lyric horizon]

biflopar

[edgy abyss]

[tidal trellis]

me from 2 years ago and me now

[tidal trellis]

DO NOT

[edgy abyss]

[river zealot]

yeah you turned gey

[tidal trellis]

no I just became more peaceful and carefree

[tidal trellis]

god damn you tree

[pastel quartz]

im just helping the community

[edgy abyss]

[tidal trellis]

no you aren't

[lyric horizon]

[tidal trellis]

what does this even mean?!?!?!

thats not even a coherent sentence!

[lyric horizon]

alright

its just jokes

[lyric horizon]

twinkle twinkle little flop

[tidal trellis]

oh yeah??? Be used as fuel for a campfire to warm my hands then then I'll say you're helping the community

[lyric horizon]

didnt even put a dot at the end

[edgy abyss]

FLOP! Are you saying that @pastel quartz is hot?

[tidal trellis]

no!

[lyric horizon]

and he is the one to point out incoherent sentences

[slender rock]

Lol 🤣

[tidal trellis]

silence soundtrack

[pastel quartz]

twinkle twinkle little flop how i wonder how you hawk, tuah so high up in the sky watching all the rainbows by

[river zealot]

@stone blade

[lyric horizon]

[tidal trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1124362110844010566/1124391606359949383/image.png?ex=674fe909&is=674e9789&hm=6811c8dbc8f09f706f465b9dd751f36a057205d19a6f601d518ce6a172fefe4f&

me rn

[slender rock]

#Mindbreak

[lyric horizon]

you are perfectly sane

be happy with life

dont act like you are depressed

[river zealot]

[slender rock]

Flop rn

[tidal trellis]

snuuy

[red holly]

Dang

[tidal trellis]

damn, I wanna play omori now

[red holly]

Our contry enlawed martial law

shit

BRB

[lyric horizon]

what cumtry

[red holly]

republic of korea

damn

I'll quit

BRB

[lyric horizon]

soth?

[red holly]

south

[river zealot]

no dumbass north

what do you think

[narrow sorrel]

Southern Choseon

[lyric horizon]

east

[narrow sorrel]

undemocratic republic of joseon

[lyric horizon]

I cant be higher than that

[red holly]

😦

[lyric horizon]

I feel like bob marley had a kid

[narrow sorrel]

Jin Zhong Un has it figured out

[pastel quartz]

@solar obsidian i require your ANUS

[red holly]

S.T.A.L.K.E.R : Shadow of Seoul

[solar obsidian]

sorry, but its taken

[red holly]

on board

[narrow sorrel]

Nekoringo it's gonna the park dictatorship 2: electrical boogaloo

[river zealot]

escape from seoul

[narrow sorrel]

100% c8

[red holly]

ROFL

[cursive holly]

https://tenor.com/view/south-park-china-randy-marsh-winnie-the-pooh-gif-15468681

[red holly]

faq

It seems shiitty

[narrow sorrel]

honestly sounds like a fun time kek

[red holly]

I need to keep'in ma body safe

[narrow sorrel]

do I get to explore the ruins of the samsung campus

[pastel quartz]

[lyric horizon]

south park is such a fucking mindfuck

I love it

[minor cypress]

Stalker game in seoul would be dope

[red holly]

I hope see you guys again

[cursive holly]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/946135426861781002/993450175068651570/20-23-28-ezgif-4-c650d9e859.gif

[narrow sorrel]

have you gotten conscripted yet?

[minor cypress]

Gaijin, get out of there! Brooout soon

[narrow sorrel]

are you done being conscripted?

[lyric horizon]

Anuuu, cheeki breeki iv 플롭은 트윙크야!

[narrow sorrel]

are you too young to be conscripted?

[red holly]

Nah I'm 25

need to care about my words and mind

PRAY MONOLITH

[minor cypress]

Samurai exo armor would go hard

[red holly]

I need nosorog

[narrow sorrel]

sir we're talking about gorea

[supple island]

weeb shit but i approve

[lyric horizon]

shut up

[narrow sorrel]

you get the funny hat

[red holly]

help

[lyric horizon]

He has a point

[lyric horizon]

p!repost

[foggy mantle]

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[minor cypress]

The xlabs is just unit 731 labs

[supple island]

not a repost if i didnt get it from here

[lyric horizon]

Imagine

Hear me out

Bloodborne + Stalker

[minor cypress]

Have all the anomalies be creepier versions of asian folklore

[lyric horizon]

[supple island]

if im not looking at something it doesnt exist, object permanence is for suckas

[narrow sorrel]

average day in birmingham uk?

[minor cypress]

You go to an abandoned village, go in a house, and it is full of ceiling fan anomalies

Chimeras with oni horns

[supple island]

snorks are kappas

[minor cypress]

[narrow sorrel]

only 2nd worst

ayylmao

[minor cypress]

Stalker: return to fukushima

[fresh rose]

the xrmp multiplayer stalker thing

is so laggy

and the desync is even worse

[red holly]

see you guys twomorrow

[river zealot]

a bit loud

[red holly]

if it can

[river zealot]

stay safe

[red holly]

lul

[supple island]

Wasnt there a series of stalker novels that came out after the games where multiple zones opened up around the world or something

[minor cypress]

Maybe

[river zealot]

we played xrmp with some farters, didnt really desync much, and frota is american

[supple island]

i mean in stalker 2 (slight spoiler warning) ||anomalies happen outside the zone||

[naive bison]

@glad carbon I just found out apparently that the Hunter Biden pardon was worded in such a way that there was a 4 hour window after the pardon was issued where he could have committed any federal crime he wanted for free

[minor cypress]

If you go off roadside picnic, Stalker canada is canon

[fresh rose]

weird

you used radmin right?

[river zealot]

yeah

[fresh rose]

mega weird

[river zealot]

#╟📸stalker2™-media message

@potent hamlet never let bad fps stop you

[solar obsidian]

idk, man, i tried with my fellas and it was smooth af

i think the problem is when someone doesnt have a good net there

unstable more like

i dont think mcdonalds wifi users could play it

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1313203245501517914/Choochie.gif

[lyric horizon]

Anyone from korea here?

History is being made on our very eyes

[pastel quartz]

🖐️

whats going on in korea

[lyric horizon]

Martial law

[fresh rose]

boi aint no way boi

nvm

[minor cypress]

Fukashima exclusion zone

[fresh rose]

twink is here still

@tidal trellis hi twink

[lyric horizon]

car cemetary

[pastel quartz]

It was a good movie

came out in 2000 not really groundbreaking though

[brittle wigeon]

QUE VIVA EL PORNO???

[solar obsidian]

which one?

[brittle wigeon]

[wraith osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/tekken-tekken-8-fight-fighting-law-marshall-gif-10508867890610440184

[tidal trellis]

[brittle wigeon]

[solar obsidian]

[green schooner]

Hi twink

[tidal trellis]

go away charon!

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/топдрузябандо-бабаджоба-сталкер-сталкер2-стрелок-сталкер-gif-8086819743968637215

[brittle wigeon]

[green schooner]

I just woke up

I slept through like 5 periods

Or 4

It was great

[narrow lotus]

EVERYONE

[brittle wigeon]

[narrow lotus]

DUCKASS PARTY

[solar obsidian]

shut up

[narrow lotus]

[brittle wigeon]

[river zealot]

[brittle wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/dented-pepe-dentge-meme-hit-gif-15873918808390144538

[digital quartz]

yeah saw that too

[pastel quartz]

:duckass: :duckass: :duckass: :duckass: :duckass: :duckass: :duckass: :duckass: :duckass: :duckass: :duckass: :duckass: :duckass: :duckass: :duckass: :duckass: :duckass: :duckass: :duckass: :duckass: :duckass: :duckass: :duckass: :duckass: :duckass: :duckass: :duckass: :duckass:

[brittle wigeon]

:duckass: :duckass: :duckass: :duckass: :duckass: :duckass: :duckass: :duckass: :duckass: :duckass: :duckass: :duckass: :duckass: :duckass: :duckass: :duckass: :duckass: :duckass: :duckass: :duckass: :duckass: :duckass: :duckass: :duckass: :duckass: :duckass: :duckass: :duckass:

[minor cypress]

@potent hamlet a challenger approaches

[solar obsidian]

removed /fun clap. literally 1984

cant have anything

[pastel quartz]

romanians on their way to japan as we speak

[old kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1188807580135473265/1232659722402791484/01.gif

shake it shake it

ohhyeaa

[brittle wigeon]

[old kettle]

yeaah

[river zealot]

[native aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-26627966

[brittle wigeon]

[old kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/light-skin-stare-gif-27568384

what

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/топдрузябандо-бабаджоба-сталкер-сталкер2-стрелок-сталкер-gif-8086819743968637215

[brittle wigeon]

[native aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/mike-o'hearn-real-brainfog-gif-7666610795160025826

[digital quartz]

apparently the presidents own party leader has already spoken out against him, impeachment is on the table

[green schooner]

Hi twink number 2

[narrow sorrel]

bro's going big or going to prison

[digital quartz]

but the national assembly is shut down so we'll probably know more in a few hours

[digital quartz]

he really went all in

[digital quartz]

But Koreas presidents have a crazy track record so it isnt surprising. More presidents went to jail, were assassinated, or committed suicide than not

[river zealot]

@tidal trellis plap plap plap, get unfrozen get unfrozen get unfrozen

[potent hamlet]

Everytime I think about having a romance with a girl, I get reminded of the: "Just because you're a girl doesn't make this less pathetic"

[prime zenith]

wow mitsuki is just like you!

[digital quartz]

take some of your own advice

[river zealot]

[solar obsidian]

[tidal trellis]

HUH?!

[brittle wigeon]

[river zealot]

[tidal trellis]

man if u wanna unfreeze me wait till summer

then I'll be out of this block of ice

[final rose]

Plap?

What did he mean by that

[solar obsidian]

sex

[river zealot]

[potent hamlet]

Idk, I don't get that hurt to have bandaids in my face

[prime zenith]

sex

[final rose]

Can someone translate the text

[placid sail]

ufo porno

[potent hamlet]

I do have some injuries, mostly from fighting with my cat

[brittle wigeon]

look in #☢чат-сталкеров-ru-ua there's an inadequate man out of the mute

[river zealot]

"go fuck yourself"

[river zealot]

man my arms were all fucked up from my previous cat

[final rose]

I see

[river zealot]

he was such a cunt

[potent hamlet]

Yes, I do have Alien socks

[tidal trellis]

ouchh

[tidal trellis]

don't annoy them then

idot

[potent hamlet]

My cat fights me without restraint

[prime zenith]

u gotta show whos boss

[river zealot]

[solar obsidian]

is that a cigarette burn?

[potent hamlet]

Even bosses get hurt in their fights

[potent hamlet]

Yeah, it is

[river zealot]

why?

[solar obsidian]

and who did that?

[potent hamlet]

Can't remember

[prime zenith]

[potent hamlet]

Probably myself

[tidal trellis]

damn

[solar obsidian]

right...

[potent hamlet]

Stress or sum shit

[river zealot]

accident?

man fuck

[potent hamlet]

My intrusive thoughts won that time

[tidal trellis]

you don't do that anymore, yes???? if u did do it to urself

[final rose]

The twinkest thing I have heard in a while

[potent hamlet]

Nah, it was a one time thing

[placid sail]

every mentally funky girl has either the razor scars or a cigarette butt scar, youngtyom

[tidal trellis]

ok good

[placid sail]

it's their faction's badge

[tidal trellis]

u worry me osaka

[river zealot]

[prime zenith]

its just intrusive thoughts guys

they won

[potent hamlet]

One time

Some girls get the intrusive thought to cut or dye their hair, i get intrusive thoughts about normal stuff

Like slitting somebody's throat or grabbing a cop's gun

[prime zenith]

[potent hamlet]

And that time was burning myself with a cigarette

[minor cypress]

[solar obsidian]

deja vu

[river zealot]

dumbass

[potent hamlet]

I've been here in this place before

[tidal trellis]

funny frog

[potent hamlet]

Man I want to cut my hair

[minor cypress]

New faction

[potent hamlet]

Too scared to do it myself and ruin it and too expensive to ask somebody to do it

[solar obsidian]

is she pregnant?

[solar obsidian]

barber is too expensive?

[minor cypress]

Delight, november is over. You can be free now

[placid sail]

to be fair, a chunk of them does that self-mutilation thing not out of desire to get attention, but out of a fucked up, but somewhat working coping mechanism "the pain makes the painful ass emotions go away for a bit"

[potent hamlet]

Making a skirt

[minor cypress]

Can confirm, glad to be past that shit. Monkey brain is wild

[solar obsidian]

wdym by that?

[river zealot]

we used to kill people with hammers for this

[potent hamlet]

Nah, I noticed it was useless because I was used to get injured and keep thinking

Lol

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/no-nut-november-kieran-culkin-saturday-night-live-nnn-november-gif-23824913

[solar obsidian]

fedposting

[potent hamlet]

I'd have to be bleeding out to think about something else

[solar obsidian]

||i know what u meant||

[brittle wigeon]

[river zealot]

what eu countries speak the most english

as in like

[solar obsidian]

bri ish

[tidal trellis]

thats wholesome though'

[river zealot]

apart from their main languege

[river zealot]

[solar obsidian]

i think netherlands speak english many

[potent hamlet]

I never showed anybody that scar and usually I say I was smoking and fell asleep and it fell on my arm

[solar obsidian]

u were smoking in bed?

[river zealot]

i need to get the fuck out of here, for now ireland seems like the best choice

[solar obsidian]

dont get ur car exploded

[low atlas]

my neighbor just rung my bell 3 times at 12am because a cockroach was at his door and he couldnt deal with it

[digital quartz]

Our hell is an Irish Bar called the Emerald Piper and its St. Patricks Day every day

[potent hamlet]

No, always outside

[minor cypress]

Kill

[solar obsidian]

was it a woman?

[potent hamlet]

And I have a secret spot to go and relax in the forest

[low atlas]

no, it was a man

[solar obsidian]

manliest uae man

[minor cypress]

[low atlas]

pakistani actually

so it adds up

[brittle wigeon]

[solar obsidian]

lmao

the jokes write themselves

[potent hamlet]

I don't have the roaches conflict

[pale ingot]

why the fuck is there a zombified stalker at dark valley

[solar obsidian]

normal now. they replaced regular zombies

[pale ingot]

buddy is tweaking

[solar obsidian]

werent u banned

[brittle wigeon]

no more regular zombies, only zombified stalkers

[pale ingot]

oh ok

[potent hamlet]

And I usually kill stuff that's in front of my door

[low atlas]

if i think hard enough i can hear him yelping before he rung my bell

[river zealot]

can i be in front of your door

[potent hamlet]

I would be scared shitless but my hammer would be at hand

[river zealot]

man why do they always have this other shit for gey people

[solar obsidian]

cuz poland doesnt like homos

in public

[steel bone]

[potent hamlet]

I actually have two things at the side of my front door, a stick and a rusty hammer

[brittle wigeon]

[solar obsidian]

simp

[potent hamlet]

If I got paid to fly to Ukraine, I would do it ngl

[river zealot]

what now

[steel bone]

Are you out of your mind

[high meteor]

gm doodoo heads

[steel bone]

Why am i asking anyway

[river zealot]

hey bird guy

[placid sail]

god bless turkish donuts, the protectors of my sanity

[digital quartz]

Martial law was lifted a few minutes ago by 2/3 vote of the National Assembly we are nearing the find out phase 👍

[potent hamlet]

Let's get money to get @tidal trellis out of Pakistan and make him live as the femboy Twink he's destined to be

[tidal trellis]

WHAHA HUH

[tidal trellis]

I rather stay here then! than be turned into that

[solar obsidian]

friendly fire

[low atlas]

can i steal flops kidney

[high meteor]

smh flop you gotta strengthen thyself

[digital quartz]

wait dont you live in Korea?

[potent hamlet]

DON'T TURN OVER YOUR DESTINY

[digital quartz]

or do you just play on Korean servers?

[low atlas]

lokma?

[solar obsidian]

@tidal trellis, just post to assert dominace

[low atlas]

i just play on korean servers, asia servers are korean

[digital quartz]

ahh okay

[solar obsidian]

lokma balls

[low atlas]

you wish

[river zealot]

bruh so you would travel to a fucking warzone

[potent hamlet]

Yeah

[low atlas]

why whats happening there?

[tidal trellis]

I'll never turn to the dark side

[tidal trellis]

no

I only have 1 of it

[river zealot]

[low atlas]

is dark going to service again?

[tidal trellis]

what, will I grow a kidney?????

no

[potent hamlet]

I could bring so many AK's,

[tidal trellis]

I need another incase 1 fails

[solar obsidian]

argentina sends their finest forces to assist

[digital quartz]

uhhh you might refer to the news 😅

[minor cypress]

Artyom trying to escape

[river zealot]

they would have to pay me mad fucking money to go back

[river zealot]

[placid sail]

yr

ye

very tasty

[low atlas]

i didnt know it was called turkish donuts, nice

what do you put on it?

[prime zenith]

+1 str end seems pretty good

[low atlas]

bad early on but picks up in the late

[river zealot]

the fucknig madirex pipeline man

[placid sail]

listen man I jusst ordered some food while working it's called turkish donuts in it I don't ask for their backstory

[prime zenith]

rela

[potent hamlet]

You live in Pakistan, you're on the darkest side possible and I don't mean it politically

[prime zenith]

late game scaling

[river zealot]

i think he also wanted to move for being gey

[placid sail]

and they're coated in sweet syrup

but it's not too sweet

very ood overall

[river zealot]

look where he is now

[low atlas]

yees thats how mom makes them aswell

very good stuff

[prime zenith]

i fucking love kunefe

😩

[low atlas]

me and my friends travel 40km for a kunafa shop

[tidal trellis]

the alternative will cost me my soul, if I must die in Pakistan, so be it

[low atlas]

every couple of months

[prime zenith]

worth it

[potent hamlet]

Lmao

I knew it

[minor cypress]

The brainfart sequel

[low atlas]

craving a cheese one right now

[river zealot]

i actually wonder if they pay them

for active duty here you get paid 200k hrivnas if youre on the frontlines

[potent hamlet]

You're on the ultranationalist femboy thing

[dreamy flax]

💱 200,000 UAH (Ukrainian Hryvnia) :flag_ua: is equal to 4,808.70 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:

[potent hamlet]

I should've known

[tidal trellis]

they got osaka

brainfart got to osaka

they corrupted her

[potent hamlet]

They ask for previous army experience tho

[river zealot]

dude

[low atlas]

tell them you played war thunder

or arma 3

[river zealot]

they would be happy to take anyone rn

[river zealot]

also how the fuck do you know

[potent hamlet]

I would have to join some resistance or partisans

[potent hamlet]

Well…

[river zealot]

we dont do that here

[placid sail]

"I regularly dress up in camo and spook the skinwalkers in a local forest, does that count as recon service experience"

[river zealot]

man you know now that i think about it

im mad lucky i ahvent been hit by shrapnel

i had so much shit explode near me

[low atlas]

cus you're compact

[potent hamlet]

I'm gonna bring El Chapo's head to the legion and they'll go like: "Yeah, you're in"

[placid sail]

after several years of living two steps away from the frontline, densetyom realizes he's kinda risking it

amazing

[tidal trellis]

bocchi the rock

[river zealot]

[potent hamlet]

Yeah, it's honestly impressive

Just don't think about it too much, if you think about it, it happens

[river zealot]

[placid sail]

don't mean to bring you down and all but best you an do is to give El Chapo head

[low atlas]

ooo i want an electric guitar and an amp to show up to my doorstep so bad ooooo

[digital quartz]

armour of ignorance

[minor cypress]

4800 every 2 weeks?

[river zealot]

month

i think

[potent hamlet]

For some reason it always happens with bad things

[low atlas]

okay, let me correct

[potent hamlet]

Like that time I didn't wanted to get hit by a car