#🎪bruh-fart
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Yes
Yeah
yes
always have been
Aren't we all?
no
Yes
Me too brother, me too
ppl be drinking charcoal and think it's fine
Saved
@tidal trellis is a twink, he doesnt count as retarded
shit crazy
Yes we are you dumbass
@naive bison
?
that just makes him a retarded twink
@naive bison
He makes it a sodomite
See the our Brit gets it
You can’t chat in a channel called doodoofart without being a little bit on the spectrum
wait did ANOTHER HAMAS LEADER DIE?

remember memes that being a rapper is the most dangerous job?
We've past the spectrum this time we're own phenotypes
apparently dead 2 weeks ago
There's a dude at my job with a Palestinian flag on his welding hood. I'm tempted to get a pager and put it on top of his toolbox.
16th oct
brainfart disease
Real
jesse what the fuck are you talking about
ISIS stands for Israeli Secret Intelligence Services.
what teh fuck is cowboy coffe
We must cook the mef waltah
🗣️ 📣 BRO IS ONTO NOTHING 🔥 🔥
woltah
Boil water - add coffee - let cool - drink.
woltah the horse is here
Coffee just brewed as if you're homeless
A quick rundown on how to make cowboy coffee!
#coffee #outdoor
AND THE CROWD GOES MILD 🔥
People say it makes the coffee taste better but all it does for me is make it taste like ass.
uhhhhhhh
how else do you make it?
You don't
filter i guess?
Pouring it over a filter with the grounds or letting a machine do it for you
huh?! 😵💫 you betray me osaka!? 
with milk?
never was loyal
i saved you
I bought a espresso machine and I’ve used it about 3 times in the past year 
how!
There's moka pots, perkolators, etc.
the ones with pods are retarded expensive
It's all the same process of letting ground beans and hot water dripping through a type of screen, mesh, filter of paper or cloth.
Really fucking cheap actually
i like the strong flavor it has
Moka pots are cheap
The strong flavor of ass that is
I picked mine up for like 20 quid
yes she saved flop from being shot by others by shooting flop herself
wait i gotta dig up something
gimme a percolator i be poppin that shit like the blue jolly rancher ong
i like black coffee too, you dont know about flavors because youre american
If you buy a Kureg you're retarded in the first place. The coffee they make is lukewarm and weak.
(i have never done drugs, alcohol or cigarettes or even blue jolly ranchers)
coffee i drink is lukewarm and weak 
Brother I buy whole beans and weigh my water and grounds. I know what I'm about son.
you did drugs
caffine
Technically you're also an American because south and north are the Americas you doofus
retard
????
are you one of them who spends 4 hours making a coffee just to drink it in 2 mins
you can't smoke it or boof it so it don't count 
Unitated States of America is not the same as Chilean
South American
wrong but go off honey
Alicia, listen to me
I make 12 cups and drink it throughout the day.
you know what YOU can boof?

vodka
12 cups of coffee a day mate I’m a Brit and I don’t even drink that much tea in a week
you know what boofing is right
The Americas include both fucking contents
didn't steve-o do vodka in the veins too?
yeah put it in your ass
:3
so your asshole lining absorbs it better
that's only like 2.8 liters. It's over the course of 10-12 hours in the cold.
this one is crazy cause how is it NOT lethal
yeah it absorbs into the blood faster than via stomach lining
gross
yeah you'd know
its the same thing, its just dangerous because you cant puke it up
I drink 2 large gatorades along the way.
because normally you pass out before you die, but some guy did it and had it basically on a iv so when he passed out it carried on
so if u ingest too much via ass/lungs ur kinda screwed
you can say you're fucked

okay :3
where does the vodka even go
@pastel quartz hiiii pookie
wdym
I'll fight you on this hill
is chile a big grower of coffee beans?
If so I could imagine black coffee would be more enjoyable there since the beans are more fresh and locally grown, instead of being processed and shipped thousands of kilometers
Is it just a cycle of shitting out the vodka which is replaced by more vodka
in the toilet

don't drink alcohol
it's gei
in ur ass, then into the lining of ur intestines
same way food gets absorbed after its broken down by stomach acid
but just skipping the stomach
I can’t even stand the smell of vodka now
On my 20th I drank way too much and now i cannot stand it at all
Instantly makes me sick
Hated beer loved spirits, now hate spirits but love beers
I've never had a sip of alcohol, a cigarette, or any other stimulant or drug besides caffiene. I'm above that dumb shit
i was talking with myself about how much i enjoy the meme of Phenomena
Kermit visits Sandra Bullock about his seeing strange creatures everytime he says the word "Phenomenon"

the odd drink is fine, but especially here with our culture people drink way too much
and my mother wouldnt stop looking weird at me
Like it’s nothing to go out on a Friday and come home Monday morning
its why old brits are so fat and red
liver failure
headass
I don't give a shit what you think about me. I'm a grown ass man lmao
making fun of people for doing the right decisions lmao
i love my stimulants
folded to peer pressure like a house of cards
@pastel quartz
damn right, I fucking love making fun of people for no reason
"all the cool kids vape"
@pastel quartz is my favorite stimulant
what about any sugary shit
stimulants
😋
Why should I drink something that smells like chemicals, or inhale fucking tar?
Aren't you mr straight edge
we're gonna stimulate u vro
pause vro
I had some pretty good drugs when I got 8'' of my small intestine removed. Dauladid and Fentanyl were cool, but honestly they didn't do much to take the pain away, and Fentanyl made me puke my fucking guts out.
damn
fair enough
I got put on diazepam once
uhh
icl I could see why people take it recreationally but fuck that
🏃🏼♂️
Oh I don't even vape, smoke, or drink, I just like being a nuisance
go white boy go
The oxycodone they gave me after they discharged me just gave me a migraine like headache and ruined my balance, but did jack shit for the pain, so I didn't take any more of them after the first
I absolutely despite nicotine and get no enjoyment from being drunk/tipsy, you should know by now I'm just a cunt 
Cigarette smokers smell like shit, too. Literally makes me sick to my stomach.
Megacunt
you would HATE osaka then, they're an absolute black lung 
I used to be an utter wanker when I was drunk but Ive calmed down a lot now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmyZgjgzHmA me as hell
Couldn’t find this video on YouTube so I uploaded it
My mother smoked a 1.5 packs a day of marlbro red 72's. I didn't let her ride in my truck once because she had a lit cigarette.
I give no fucks. Fuck smokers.
as someone who quit smoking years ago and is surrounded by smokers it’s actually horrible
good for you for standing up for yourself then
Even years later the smell is horrible but the temptation is still there
Yeah sucks
It never leaves you
Have yet to kick my nicotine habit. My mom went cold turkey 6 years ago and has been clean ever since
I started when I was 16 and quit about 19 and half
Smokers spend like 15 bucks on a pack of ciggies that doesn't even last them the entire day, and then they wonder where their expendable income went.
Started vaping and rn I’m on 0 nicotine it’s just the actual habit I’m working on getting rid of
15 bucks? What year are you living in? 1982?
Shits way more expensive now. At least where i live
Mine was 25 quid for the entire week
Roll your own
Fuck buying straight they was 25 a pack
They're about 10-15 bucks a pack where I'm at. At least for marlbro red shorts.
Dude I despise nicotine, worst shit ever, tried a 6mg zyn and I wanted to puke after having it in for 30 minutes
had to spit it out
yeah it’s nasty stuff
man i just remembered randomly how cucked idubbbz is
21 euro's for a 20 pack over here lmao
I remember one day just thinking what I was doing to myself threw my tobacco outside burned it and never looked back
I can tolerate high quality tobacco smell. It's the regular cigarette shit that smells like straight cancer.
Felt pretty good
What makes it high quality in your opinion then?
Unburnt tobacco actually smells amazing
^
Dude I work with smokes cigars. They actually don't smell that bad. He's "into" cigars too, so he smokes only the good shit.
Cigar / roll your own tobacco tends to be higher quality, the stuff they make straights from is just the sweepings off the floor
Expensive, reputable, like a good bag of coffee beans vs preground folgers.
You buy tobacco from select places, kinds, strains, etc.
Nah it’s not even that, straights are made from sweepings after they’ve cut the cigar tobacco off
I usually get a bucket of lucky strike tobacco in belgium for a 100 euro's and some fruity click filters. Way more tasty imo
I mean most pre ground coffee has straight dirt in it too.
We used to find cardboard in ours
Tofu dreg ciggies moment
The worst I've got to worry about is rocks destroying my grinder.
@naive bison
@grizzled meadow
@robust cove
he loves comedy but doesn't understand it
gmod

how are you
what
You know what's worse than cigarette smokers? The weed smokers who insist they're not addicted and smell like it 24/7
Eep time
beat them with a pipe
Same for me but I’m just tired
tbf from my experience i get what they mean, I use a vaporiser but I’ve gone 6 month and never even bothered me not using it
Guilty. Except for the denial and smelling part
I think it’s more a habit then a straight addiction
Just picked up some more green. Speak of the devil
A guy I work with actually quit weed after having smoked it for 5 years daily. Dude suffered from insomnia and having absolutely 0 apatite.

I got 3 pounds coming tomorrow
I didn't even know weed withdrawl was a thing
I think it varies a lot
Think it's different from person to person
Since with me I can put weed down and it just doesn’t bother me at all
Since if started i've been doing it once every two weeks. Haven't had any appetite for more so far
@placid sail
that's a weird way to spell cocaine
Hey pavlo
imagine if jerma was real
scary stuff
true...
least g'ay gamma moderator be like

it was mildly not irritating to know you doomedtyom
at least the kitty gets to eat well
also still no sex option with karlach
I'd refund the game have I not dumped a lot of hours in it already
HOLD ON
LET HER COOK
INFERNAL COOCHIE HERE WE GOOOOOOO
down horrendous
down infernal
@placid sail
oh wow, an actual sex scene
I forgor baldur's kek does that
a bit goofy ah, with mild texture clipping and all
bro is yanking his chain rn
but anyway, fiery lady shagged 
is bz at the bear part yet
fiery lady is so cool in fact that she changes colors like a gamer mouse whe's horny
True
False
@grizzled meadow hi comedy
Time to change name again?
she is
I gotta say, sometimes taking a shit feels awesome.
Depends tho.
Could have diarrhea. Shitting hot tar ain't pretty.
does anyone like motorboating?
Polak sends his regards
i love motorboating
I'm gonna motorboat you 😏
Same but not nescessarily in that order.
do you think people ever take laxatives so they can shit longer
Longer? No. Faster? Yes.
turbo lax™️ get everything out, all at once. 👍
Slowly pushing out a fat log beats sweating for a turboturd any day
Gotsta savor the moment y'know?
literally Iedy 2
youre talking alot of shit for someone in smooching distance
what a nice Paulie painting
ever farted so hard you shivered?
Yeah
My mom took me to the supermarket
Less than me lmao
Love between xj_.9 and hunterdandy is at 84%
Just paula deen looking like she's forcefeeding fried shrimp to some random black guy
@solar obsidian gamma 2 release today?
yes
display toilet
singular
are at full capacity
plural

english not at full capacity
@naive bison kys

Yes audible I would love to read this book
quit yappin !!!

well that was interesting
Drove around the fucking edge of the earth to find propane
Does the audio also sound bad to you guys?
I cant tell if its me or not
Discord has shit memos?v
Iron maden
Instagram took my comment down for calling someone a sheep
Yet i called someone a spineless retard and that was fine
Also
More many more
Rage bait I didn’t even watch the video
finished in november or in december?
December
My estonian slave wife said i was allowed to
Joke
Not joke
But its not December yet
post christmas
Crustmas ?
:flag_pl: Poland
:clock11: 30 November 2024, 23:55 (11:55 PM)
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🌑 Night
🌑 Clear sky
🌁 99% humidity
🍃 SSE 158° | 2.77 m/s wind
🌡️ -1.15°C (Feels like -4.15°C)
29.93°F (Feels like 24.53°F)
:flag_mx: Mexico
:clock4: 30 November 2024, 16:55 (04:55 PM)
🌎 UTC -6.0
☀️ Day
☁️ Scattered clouds
🌁 11% humidity
🍃 NNW 345° | 4.24 m/s wind
🌡️ 23.85°C (Feels like 22.85°C)
74.93°F (Feels like 73.13°F)
Google Maps API tells me that this location doesn't exist...
:flag_gh: Ghana
:clock10: 30 November 2024, 22:56 (10:56 PM)
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🌑 Night
☁️ Broken clouds
🌁 33% humidity
🍃 N 4° | 1.06 m/s wind
🌡️ 24.85°C (76.73°F)
:flag_us: White Mountains, Lincoln, NH 03251, USA
:clock5: 30 November 2024, 17:58 (05:58 PM)
🌎 UTC -5.0
🌑 Night
☁️ Overcast clouds
🌁 79% humidity
🍃 WSW 250° | 1.3 m/s wind
🌡️ -6.15°C (20.93°F)
Nothings
Gonna be -15 in few days
Nice and toasty in here tho
Probably a bit colder where i actually am
You have snow there?
Yes
I dont
I dont like weather like this , Winter without snow, is like icecreams without icecreams
Si
just wait for the shar enclave in act 3
Gonna feel you
john bottlenecks finest battle
Me gusta el fla de estar fly
Anestesiado sin sentir
Porque en la vida real todo lo pienso de más
Y si mañana no estoy
Dale no lloren por mí
Sé bien que amé a quién me amó
Y nunca odié a quién sí
⬇️
I like the feeling of being fly Anesthetized without feeling Because in real life I think too much And if tomorrow I'm not here, come on, don't cry for me I know I loved well who loved me And I never hated who did
Damn even in English it rhymes
Is this you
This is some poetry?
Hmm 2 beards ?
What
Dont know
I dont even play stalker tbh
⬇️
I like the feeling of being fly Anesthetized without feeling Because in real life I think too much And if tomorrow I'm not here Come on, don't cry for me I know well that I loved who loved me And I never hated who did
I have maybe like 500 hours of straight customizing mods and reshades my game looks really good tho
knife ear spotted
New capo
Yes
Wtf is this
Who is brag
Gonna learn all the stalker somgs
Nothing really
Right
Right
Hara you name will by ok ? Is easy to remember
Nice backpack...
Is 45 kg backpack
It's a copy of 3-day assault I think
Who is this peon ?
One of my guitars

I mean nice, how many you have
Okay
I hate tou
Tam
I have
Like
6
Idk
I have some here some other place
U have 4?
No you
MP5 lol
This water gun ?
Fent
Aha ok , what you playing, have songs to campfire or covers
Anything
You are good at fingering?
Ask @river zealot mom
Chinese Pilgrim
Haraskaisna out here straight raw dogging backpack pics
Ladaboy ?
man would be incorrect
but boy wouldn't 
Yes
She is no from thailand
she is not
Hello there my fellow Skibidis
!melon
today we have gathered here for the annual Hawk Tuah
ah
he wants to talk to er'
I like sound
Teeths
WTF is not true
You need go tu Man public bath
And make friends there
I remember smoke bath salts and i losy time for 3h
What are you talking about
i greened out on gummies and lost 3 days of my life
took 400mg edible my first time
Bath salts are like meth
In crystal
But meth is cheeper
I think, that was 20 years ago
Tacos🥰🥰
elves at this point has become such a staple of any fantasy setting whatsoever they're more basic bitch than humans
tieflings are cool though
Tacos with bear meat you have?
Ja
Ja da ?
:flag_ec: Galápagos Islands, Ecuador
:clock5: 30 November 2024, 17:43 (05:43 PM)
🌎 UTC -6.0
🌇 Sunset
☁️ Scattered clouds
🌁 61% humidity
🍃 S 170° | 5.66 m/s wind
🌡️ 24.85°C (76.73°F)
Google Maps API tells me that this location doesn't exist...
Google Maps API tells me that this location doesn't exist...
Wtf
Google Maps API tells me that this location doesn't exist...
smh
serbija has been nuked
:flag_rs: Serbia
:clock12: 01 December 2024, 00:45 (12:45 AM)
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🌑 Night
☁️ Overcast clouds
🌁 93% humidity
🍃 E 81° | 2.75 m/s wind
🌡️ 5.85°C (Feels like 3.85°C)
42.53°F (Feels like 38.93°F)
xmas just a week away
@inland jackal
Mayby,is hot there
Ja da
Polej po jednym
it's a subtle hint to stfu
thank you, good grinch, and a n||jolly||r christmas to you too 

:flag_ru: Russia
:clock6: 01 December 2024, 06:50 (06:50 AM)
🌏 UTC +7.0
🌑 Night
⛅ Few clouds
🌁 100% humidity
🍃 NW 325° | 0.71 m/s wind
🌡️ -36.15°C (-33.07°F)
russians migrating south to wait out the winter
Ye but not all
imma put pop rocks in your urethra.
they just endure it
like real russians
kinky
True
erm actually its ASIA
if you see this low bitrate image, you'll see that its asia
Yesyes i know
why do you have a gif saved as a vid..
Love between krescent_knight and metronxp is at 59%
Good
FUCKING WHAT
Cuz thats how it saves
He got sent it thru WhatsApp
Default save gif it saves to mp4
Love between xj_.9 and nofayse is at 31%
cap
Love between xj_.9 and psychomor_ is at 80%
What is this shit, it doesn't look like a map of the continents or parts of the world 
its some kids map from years ago
Drowning
.
tiny..
Im 99% sure shes like 10
Scorpion hehe
In Anomaly there's no Scorpion, right?
No
I'm pretty sure there's none
I dont think so
Damn
Ive never heard or seen of
Ugh
Evo
I want the og
Yeahh
Yeahhh
That's what I'm talking about
This is this another scorpion, i mean first version
looks like new gun from juan
Plastic
The og scorpion
I love how it probably has a modified RK grip
Ye IT look like
That’s what you’re talking aboot
I remember how somebody once said that if you wanted a sight in your UMP-45, you had to cut the sight in a V to have vision
Google Maps API tells me that this location doesn't exist...
Guitar hurt fingors
why would you want the scorpio if there's the switchy pistols?
Been like 7 years and my fingers still hirt
The feel and look
I like the Scorpion

Why would you want a Glock 18C if you have a Stetchkin?
I hate pork
Me too
Scorpion is good Urban weapon
Yuckers
Either chicken or beef
What kind of asian are you
god damn chatbots
No, Scorpion is a panic weapon
kill yourself?
Urban doesn't mean CQB
Fat?
Fair
🎱 Question: should he?
Answer: Yes
confirmed
Have you seen Sarajevo?
🎱 Question: is he a mouth breather?
Answer: no... idiot
Dam
Film ?
🎱 Question: ass?
Answer: bruh moment
Urban doesn't mean CQB
No, the real war
🎱 Question: breath at all?
Answer: You'll be the judge
Hmm i was young in that time
43
Close enough
You remind me of this german guy i played diablo with
Hes cool
But sad german guy orgin story
Papa
Box
Papera
Papa heh
@potent hamlet why backpack
She is preparing for somthing and i think someone should be concerned
1 man army
I like stuff
Or resolution
Militar stuff idk
Revolution
I would like to have something decent to go camping or to travel with
I'm 21
Grok is 27?? I think
Lol
I am
@tidal trellis is 23
Guess my age
no I'm 20
I will not tell you
I turned 20 this October 6th
I am not a minor tho
So i can by yall father
Actually in a couple months I will turn 22
Im older than flop
Damn
Who told u I was 23 lmao
Probably gonna walk around the woods and freeze to death alone
I wanted you to be older than me
You are 40
I forgive you

Writing on fart
Nothing to apologize for anyway lul
Salutations
I'm trying to gather friends to go camp someday or go to the beach
Bonjo why you are on mountains
Rn I have 3 inside the plan
it's 4am, I'll stay awake
Charon I swear to god
Yea
Hehe because discord
im waiting for my hearts of iron focus to be done
Prick
@tidal trellis go to sleep
I'm 20
cute lil critter
twink
My blood is boiling but my sleep is greater
Eat snow
The yellow snow
Lol
My pee is red idk
ping falco, ask him pin this 
I'm uglyyy tho
Hmm too much vine
@grizzled meadow we made a group decision to get this pinned
Or buraki
Why even
Nuhuh
What is guh
sigh
When a man and a woman love each other
Ok
Generation X ?
Tablet boomers
Fat
car
WHA
Me
You have bad taste in posts
And it feels targeted 
Cute
Tepnn
:3
Twink? Where?!
Close enough
I heard gunshots and now a car turning left hasn't moved for five solid minutes
Woman look
Avg 5 minutes where i live
Dina banned
That's your chance to buy a glock for very cheap

it russian word, means endure or something similar in meaning
I lose
Lol
We should be like the swiss
They don't have army, but everyone has a rifle
Same in usa
If somebody tries to attack, you'll get shot from any angle possible
That's worse I think
Imagine trying to attack Switzerland and you get shot even by a grandma with a K33
Look at gang wars in usa
The usual suspects?
I blame man
Why
Womens smalls good
Are you really silly
She probably didn’t even massacre rostok
Smell ilke fish ?
Hehe
I've massacred Rostok and took me 3 days
Insane
are there any like
boxy sort of pistol carbines out there
That’s all ive done
With my settings, i need couple months making way to endgame
That why waiting for update
Eugh… uncanny…
i mean real life
Show the black one
Idk whay that is
The non-criminogen one, not this one
She's a cheese eater
You’re a cheese
Motherfucker she died
Cooked
stuff like the FMG-9
So ? Show photos
but not a million billion dollars
I have cat pics
No
Animal crossing?
My ex had like
5 cats
I used to have 8
Down to a dog he died few weeks ago
Jacky poo
Ok
He was 20 somthing
I love xanax
If you lose you have to eat the ones that fell
And opioids for the rest
The day my cat died I was talking to a friend about it And a classmate almost wanted to discuss with me why it was important to give her meds and I was like: "Motherfucker should've told me that before, She's dead now dumbass"
Right
Like, she wasn't in the conversation and got in because she was listening
give children opiates for a sore throat like in the early 1900s
Hehe true
When Big pharma wanted you to have a good time
Sometimes it comes too fast, my last kitty was 15 but in good shape, and her liver gave up in a single week, yellow skin, jaw locked, wouldn't drink water
We tried treatment but it was too late
In the Streets Of Tarkov
theres an anomaly in stalker 2 that is not beeping and its like a little star that explodes into a birght fire damage type thing
Yes this too
that's not a anomaly
I have autisms
With that comes
Freaking tf out
Not actually
I think everyone here has autism
We have a autism leaderboard
I know
Yeah but i am genuinely a diagnosed person
where
Do it
Am I in the first 10?


