#🎪bruh-fart
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thats the whole of ukraine bro
19 man
and most of them are 2+ years or shitty pay
middle/senior
a condenced douchbag
@pale ingot what are the THV chemical bullshit?
kindly take your luife
random human enemies just exploding into gas on death
bro
the harran virus
fucking forget about IT jobs if you're not solid af specialist
the market is oversaturated as fuck
yeah but how does the gas mechanic work
uhhh
hwat
like im fighting bandits and they randomly explode into gas
its saturated with retarded cucks that passed uni and think they can get a job
where do you live
no
its because mfs realized they can outsource IT work
they beg people for it here and anything hvac welding yk
truth is IT uni wont give you enough
ie. ITAAS
jsut
you're not understanding me
we should start a war
that's why I've said "unless you're solid af"
they got stuff on em idk
i think they can throw those nades too
and you can
you can make arrows that have THV on em and they make enemies turn
but hear me out, we kill a lot of old guys and people that saturate the market by overstaying

and we end it for a couple more years

covid did that alrdy lil bro
then how the market hasnt been better?
because covid also fucked up the market
because it only killed poor people
right, it's the old people who die first in wars after all, and not the young money-spending and vital for economy workforce!
gee osaka, you've solved it!
cause ur strat doesnt work?
i know, im just yapping
trolling even

single-celled alpaca organism called "stupid camo girl"
dude dont tell me to listen to Kino
its like making me listen to Omega
you should check the lyrics for that song
i dont remember if its the right one
harasaki stop being stupid
hara is just trolling, guys, c'mon. its not what she really thinks 
hii delight
Here's hoping
hello 
lohi
Hi delight
stinky
how do i write it? bosna?
ah yes
you want a lore reason or gameplay reason
like how it work ingame or y it exists ingame
whast omega even
first time i hear about it
@narrow lotus @stone blade @naive bison

I need subtitles.
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10000 lépés
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SPASIBA NAHUI ZA POMOSHT 
Ofc. What's the point of inciting a global nuclear war, if you don't plan on running shit afterwards.
hungarian rock
its pretty chill actually
reminds me of kingdom come deliverence
NAAAAAH MY MAN IS PINNED DOWN IRL
hi alicia
HES GONNA FUCKING EXPLODE HOLY SHIT

TAKE COVER
gamma max
wdym?
Man my job is so hard. The one person I'm supposed to transport today called off so I still get a full day's pay but don't have to work
whos voice in the video
It's terrible
i havent said a word in both of those clips
oh

brother all of them are 20+
Woman
woman
хто цей жудак
я збираюся здерти з тебе шкіру
kinky
ви граєте в симулятор реального життя
Shes better than me in tarkov


we won
He won
INGILIZCE KONUS OC
ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER
DO YOU SPEAK IT
so are cigarretes and junk food

and alcohol
Iedy check the clips
NEIN
holy shit is that mario
Ich habe es nicht einmal gemerkt
I don't want Nintendo to kill me, so i don't know
es sieht aus wie Mario
dili mi anlayabiliyor musun?
Ja
yok
NEIN
translate i hizli kullaniyo pezevenk
bütün türk halkının terbiyeli bir şekilde ırkçı olduğu doğru mu
King of Fah Habbah
why turkish
@narrow lotus
@river zealot damn i hate the repair costs so much
guns are already massive moneysinks
if you wanna max out upgrades on a gun its like 150k easy for an AR
i arrive for my once in a blue moon incursion into this realm
hi
been a while fellas
we have turkish people
Holy shit
Welcome back
then 12k everytime it gets to yellow durability? wtf man
what else
Why can't laptop makers settle on one fucking charging standard
thank you! fuckin uhhh...when was i last here?
jesus
i cant remember
1 sec
real
i dont use a laptop
but
New laptops even have usb c port to connect to docking station
holy shit it's been since june 11th
WHY CAN'T THEY JUST USE THAT
fucking wow
Omg its jaboopy
heya menace
laptops arnt that popualr i dont thinkl
less momney so when a small company makes one implementing usb c is such a gioant ecpense
i cant speell
@pale ingot i was gonna look up like "dying light 2 combat exp farm" and it auto completed "dying light 2 combat is bad"
what is a jabooby
jatiddies, you may even say
i really hope modders add in cut stuff to stalker 2
theres some really cool looking detector and creature in the artbook that im pretty sure isnt in the game
atleast not mentioned by name in the files
dude
s2 mods are gonna be crazy
so much more things can be implemented now
much more easily too
its pretty mid yeah
at the expense of cancer ue5
melee is so sad
did you wear oyur mom as a hat opr pants
back to youtube
S2 being a game that seems to actually function fairly okay immediately opens the door to hella possibilities i'd imagine lmao
Hi Frota Hi jaboopy Hi Ivan Hi nofayse
❤️
yes yes
what was possible on xray is ten fold here
hi homie
there's been a LOT that happened between then and now
ive bnever even sat down and had an actual run ion gamma
which creature
iirc there was supposed to be some stickbug lookin mf no?
no some weird half life 2 combine stalker lookin ass creature

sir that's called a controller 
post a pic of what ur talking about tho
explain the meme
no
idk what that is
spoilerge
even d3
just dm it to me doofus 
no its got weird metal bits shove in it
idc im not gonna play s2
for legal reasons right
no?
i wasn't interested from the start
omg fuck windows
i dual booted linux and windows
i clicked to not show me an ad and it locked my alt tab and taskbar
Yakuza 0, the video game, has the rights to ownership of a small plot of land between multiple buildings about 10 feet across in size situated in the middle of some random spot in tokyo as a central source of conflict in the plot.
i literally cant do anything but type here
crime family shit
2 os one system
ok
the joke is that's happening in NY 'cause haha pattern seeking brain
mid tier pc when you wanna play stalker 2 on 1080p
ITS BECAUSE I OPENED A FUCKING PDF IN EDGE
microsoft KYS your browser is fucking garbage
OH NO
Hiiii gatita
I mean youre a twink
Might as well move to Linux
edged on accident
😔
@river zealot 
The timing here, wow.
oh goddamn that fireball's pretty big
he's so soggy
youll be soggy in a bit if you keep shit talking
what is it about this picture that you like
what did they do to my vro
Yeah, i don't know enough about this shit to know how that happened, but the radio comms before the crash are public, and there's definitely at least a faulty read-back of approach altitude. =/
cat so 😐
sogged em
hes a chill guy
#wizardstruggles
fr
wat
i bet you dude
im going to beat artemn next time i do this shit
dw about it
BRO DID YOU SEE WHAT THEY DID ON DUMBLEDORE ISLAND
DID YOU SEE THE TELEPORT LOG BRO
Wizards 100% get up to freaky shit but they molest creatures from planes beyond this reality instead of children.
HUGE FISH!!!
im starting to think all americans on the internet are gae
ill take it
i bet they transformed someone into kids dude
wizards are fucked up man
i thought u were american
now i'd catch that carp 🤠
i mean i cant exactly disprove this but i feel like that's statistically improbable
i feel like they should unban the qword gae its clear everyone here wants to say it
i like men
oh right that word's banned i forgot about that
i am a woman
yeah i keep forgetting
they are going to leave me in groks hands and let him abuse me
vro i saw your ass change your pfp and banner as soon as you got into brainfart

the mask is on
coooked

i gotta change mine
look i cant have people immediately seeing the PFP and banner i match with my boyfriend
that'd be a source of a running joke 2 seconds into any conversation
the amount of gey people in brainfart is very concerning
i think i can count the straight people on the fingers of my one hand
that one breakout season Harden had in Houston was crazy but he still never left the second round
Playoff choker
nah but that's one of the things that happened between last time i was here (june) and now. ive had a stable relationship for the past 3 and a half months
:D
Ignoring the Bisexuals bro? Rude
Damn
i count them as gey
there's the three factions. homosexuals, confirmed straights, and bisexuals/dubious creatures
the dubious creatures are the dominant faction
They do pole and taco hole
true
p!avatar @upper axle
server profile moment

poop
Duality of a brainfart user

truly
how cooked am i
what in the actual fuck is that even
i accidently changed my time
WUH OH
You're very well done.
yeah
It's only one Unix epoch away, you can wait it out.
Man i love rocks
rocks rock
So the dog did chase her out of the house
c
Ugh
c
O
hi crae
my cat was an outdoor one, but he usually returned at night
hi crota
She's not
At least she's also tagged though
Oreo ran out and died at the neighbors backyard
Found out by the dude like ah
Well that explains it
i love how my forza 4 just decides to stutter and give me long loading times one time
and at other times its perfectly fine
was oreo your other cat or something?
Yeah
i'd do this to you
other way around

damn
shitted
fellas, i'm looking for PSP game recommendations. anyone know any banger PSP games that arent Monhun or MGS: Peace Walker?
Tenchu
the more strange and esoteric the better, tbh
Ye
Ghost in the shell psp is weirdly hard
Yea, sell and buy pc
There's at least one on the PSP

aight what's it about gimme the lowdown
jokes on you fucker im emulating 
You're playing as a literal ninja
Mission by mission, complete stealth or bust at times
And it's from FromSoftware
oh wait fuck Dissidia is a PSP game isnt it
Yes
oh hey it's yappopy 
BUSY MY MAN

guys
sup
yea
dam
i refuse to believe this isnt just chris' schizobabble until there's an actual baby in a hospital delivered
i REFUSE
business as usual in dota
im looking at the PSP games on a site rn and i just see the most goofy fucking name
"Z.H.P.: Unlosing Ranger vs. Darkdeath Evilman"
the world is scattered with the bones of those who could not accept reality
i mean when there's proof of the reality i'll accept it just fine
not like Chris is doing better than me in the dating department, cant say the same for a lot of people though
must suck to know that info if you're single
What the actual fuck
Oh no you don't give that fucking protoplast props
no im saying i dont care if the creature knocked up some chick
It's more of the point that the kiddo being raised by such a creature
Is fucked
If true
i sincerely doubt that the child will be allowed to remain in the care of Chris Chan at this point
I fucking hope so
the creature is on the radar of law enforcement nowadays and is a known vector in the local area now
then again, that relies on the authorities doing their job.
bad bet.
Spotify suggested me new goth metal band with 3k listeners
We are so fucking back
nice
And they have violin too
is there any country in the world where child protection services are not supervised and ruled by literal hitlers?
shoutouts to metal bands that incorporate instruments out of the ordinary for the genre
i sincerely doubt it.
"the government is incapable of doing their goddamn job correctly or on time" is a universal concept
@eager igloo
@narrow lotus
oh hey it's great war guy

no, but im his top guy
oh fuckin' yknow what i just realized is a new thing i can yap about here?
i got involved in a TTRPG group and it DIDNT implode this time
we're playing Delta Green rn
fucking banger game
@eager igloo now kiss
@coarse bear add the Wahhkekl emoji
alexander hydovski
inhaaaaale
obaaaaaammmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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i thought we went through this, obama is evil now
good
punished barrack, a man denied his third term
so am I
P!kiss @eager igloo
its the magic number
I'm not sure that's possible... 
not me you idiot
yapper's playing a ttrpg too
Love between bz11k and myshinka_ is at 18%

📚 1337
Year 1337 (MCCCXXXVII) was a common year starting on Wednesday of the Julian calendar.

Learn to read
@solar obsidian you like retarded shit like that
its peak humor
what retarded shit are you talking about
talk with yapper about rpgs now
what is it stinky
or else.
@river zealot

cool pussies
ur dad
I cast lush facial hair on myshinka
i'm gonna download some hd models and fuck my PC because i am just cool like that
im gopoing to get myself ban in epoch server

i cast ball cramps on bz
hi buddy
I endure the pain and drag deez nuts across your stupid face
Roll endurance
With disadvantage
1d20
🎲 3
-# [ 3 ]
yes, but i've seen it
you faint from the pain
Who out here crankin it
testicular torsion
Oh my skibidi
1d20
🎲 15
-# [ 15 ]
twists balls with MIND
welcome back, Stalker Gamma Roleplay Channel
ill bite you
slash me touches delight's medium-sized breasts
gonna slash your car tires next
:(
true
i wish to not be reminded of that fucking channel
p!8ball Do we oil up @placid sail?
:8ball: Not in your wildest dreams.
20 ➡️ 1d20
🎲 9
-# [ 9 ]
whenever a mod says they are without a sin, whip out the rp channel screenshots
🎱 Question: do we oil up busy
Answer: Without a doubt
Thanks, xela
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Love between bz11k and memeg7837 is at 1%

strangling Artyom on sight
don't you already do that

piledriving Artyom into Falco's belly and listening to his muffled screams
here we got @grizzled meadow vore fantasy
@narrow lotus 
mods
snitch
wtf
i mean that Falco is the one that eats
My goodness flop twinkman it is you
zip it plop
zlop
you and whose army

Hi twink
Twink rage

twiank
lord give me strength
My bad King
Am bored, hungry, tired and annoyed soo.. if i was in your shoes rn, i would be better off
most attractive nail paint
ig its time to hop off epoch
Oh hey its me
thats just wrong
the reason people have a nail biting habit
CHESTER STONE
Gaevolver
wuh?
im going to wager its a joke referring to me
it is
i love salami
and still getting called by the same scam caller 
You're in Pakistan, it's cheaper for Hindu scammers to call you
too bad I wont pick up
a hindu scammer calling a pakistani is like the poor scamming the destitute
@river zealot @low atlas
theres no sense in it
ill tuck u in vros
Cuddle me up so i can finally sleep normally
i mean that's not exactly unheard of let's be real
every hindu scammer targets the us bro, why the fuck would they target pakistan
no im talking about the poor scamming the destitute
idk, answer the phone for me and ask Alex
not exactly unheard of
why do u assume i understand
he asks for help?
ow my ear
-PLEASE HELP
-where are you?
-no one is fucking checking the fucking bridge, and you fucking say i dont help you
-ais, where are you
-301
-AND OF COURSE I GET KILLED BY 33 HOURS
-Thanks for the help, fucking teammates
bro should take a break from tarkov
Hi twink
i understood he needs help cause he says pacmanite
so you didnt sleep??
night
Inb4 snake between those legs

@tidal trellis
Guh?
The Guh special
I was expecting to be unable to run stalker 2 but I actually got playable performance on epic with DLSS on the DLAA setting
why was I pinged for this
inb4 its a man
Live twink reaction
Fear the beard ✊
Charon I swear 2 god
My CPU was below the minimum CPU lmao
wait you live in gachimuchi country those thighs need to be BUFF
Damn, which people?
James Hardens China years will be legendary

looking cash money green over here
Nah he went over there too?
aboutta get out of silver
James Harden is the most famous NBA player next to Curry and LeBron in China
Me n who
he goes there every year touring
Also tomb i met some germans on the train to the brigade yesterday. No idea what "schnaps" they put in the coka cola but i only started to sober up at like 2am
Huh, kinda suprised but ig he has a unique look
Or is there another reason for his fame there
there are like 3 whole people like that here
how are you bruno?
he played for Houston wich is Chinas favorite team because of Yao Ming
and he does A LOT of outreach in China
as I said he goes there every year for a month or two
also hi Surrae
heyo
Lieutnant is somehow still sick so we havent done anything today so kinda bored. Well not like we have anything to do in regards to maintenance
ngl playing in korea is making me wanna just swap to eu and grind there instead
jorking it in the tent aye?
hey better opponents means you learn quicker
Tent
you either get smurfs that surrender instantly, or people who ass blast fuck you
hahaha thats dangerous
hmm yeah I can see how that sucks
Nah jorking it at the brigade
but winning feels hella good
europe is pretty good with smurfs I think
You people are crazy
its not as infested
Anime is trash
its addictive
brother you play league and stalcraft
shut the fuck up

the best feeling is when you hit all your timings of your build and things work perfectly
there was a 30 minute game i won just barely against a terran, got up, laid down on the floor for about 10 minutes before seeing my win
+10

like I dont even care about fucking up my micro if my macro is going perfect and I am not losing anything
yeah macro feels nice, feels like clockwork at some point
those 30 minute games feel like you ran a whole marathon I swear
couldnt fall asleep yesterday until like 5 am
barrely slept
they are NOT 30 minutes im certain
especially for me in my old ass age
I love those games where you mine the whole map out and both are too scared to engage
feels like hours
there was a point where this cunt
picked up his cc
and just flew it over his troops
to stop me from targetting
because we mined everything at that rate and you know how terrans have 10 ccs per base obviously
Same, got some sleep at around 6am and then slept from breakfast to lunch

Sleep rhytm is a fuck
it was gonna work
3 hour sleep and a stalker energy drink 
but disruption nova would like to introduce itself
im fueled by hate
i think its only a couple slavic counties
because hte back only has ingridients in ukrainian, bulgarian and romanian
and some other country
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Kill all mods…

bagamias pula in nasul tau



man my shoulder hurts for some reason
try digging trenches with a smaller spade
next time

no

⬇️
how do you know

bro its just skin wtf
pussy pic
@narrow lotus
thats artems shoulder
I bet some of you retards actually believe im a woman
@potent hamlet
Me n who
@river zealot @heavy peak @stone blade @inland jackal @placid sail Half Life : Balkan menu screen
real
distorted trumpets mp3
@narrow lotus @heavy peak @inland jackal @river zealot I
I go out
instantly smells of cevapci and pleslavica
real
So fucking real, especially Kuze
ahh ...home
pljeskavica*
Hey falco
you and no one you are alone in this photo
🎱 Question: does anyone love artem
Answer: Most likely
Nothing ever changes 
dont worry artem im sure there is someone out there who will be a good husband to you one day <33
This Birds are genius In Building Nests to protect their family!
Crazy unexpected bird name bro
!wormy
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Grab me a watermelon red bull, I’ll pay you back
@river zealot bust it down NOW

I gotchu
elixir shop
What?
I SAID NOW

What the fuck are you saying jackass
your husband will be a wormy cocksuker 2 @river zealot
you fucking worm
there we go
This is slander
Im not a homosexual
Yet
yet
and your like what 2000 league games deep rn?
Thats why i shall never touch league
You make up every color of the damn rainbow and then some
🎱 Question: am i a homosexual
Answer: You'll be the judge

BRO NEEDS SECONDARY CONFIRMATION
it's over artem
🎱 Question: is artem gay
Answer: no... (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
just date men at this point
🎱 Question: is artem just confused about his sexuality but secretly likes cock
Answer: Yes
ok
mwadification*
@river zealot 
artem rn
see
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i understand what the americans mean when they say lgbt propaganda to the kids
its real bro

fricking jackasses
jackass channel
32 keys is low man
do you see this fucking slander 
and only 1 is enough to unlock that collar of yours
@grizzled meadow
What fucking collar
AJ's "football career"
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How do you grow after making mistakes and enduring pain? What is your favorite thing about Iroh?
Licensed therapist Jonathan Decker and filmmaker Alan Seawright are reacting to Avatar: The Last Airbender again but ...
no you idiot
no amount of propaganda can suddenly make you g'ay
unless either you are already, or you're so impressionable that you're going to suck dicks while being straight just because some idiots online said it's hip
Yea artem was always gae
yeah okay, fuck you guys 
artyom is a lost child but he will find his way
"guys twenty penises later I can confidently say I'm not g'ay"
"just one more to be sure"
i remember Joey Diaz saying like "you ever met a guy that's married and has 2 kids and could probably be talked into suckin your dick?"
just one more weener please sir 
is this fucking kolerider
I mean lots of gae men get married to women
kolereder
idk if thats how it works 
chat is brainfart reverse conversion therapy

Alot of them dont realize it or cant accept themselves as such
So they hardcore cope
hold on, there's a gif for that exact situation
okay tenor refuses to cooperate, so imagine me posting the gif saying "not this retard again"
McDonald's wifi
thank you Artyom

RIP Frota's PC, opened Edge by accident








