#🎪bruh-fart
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pussy
imagine not being over 6 feet 
you're not using any either dipshit
gordon freeman took down 2 alien empires being 5'11, shut ur face
never said i'd use any
unlike you
gordon freeman has facial hair
he also had a successful career with a phd, and had beautiful silky smooth hair, can you say the same?
so what?!
I don't like facial hair!
its icky
I don't like it on me
I'm not planning to marry, ew
what
📏 170.0cm (centimeters) is equal to 5.577ft (feet)
you will be stoned mashallah

why?!
@shell venture i posted it in stalker 2 chat
i got many keks
more keks then ive ever seen
📏 1.85m (meters) is equal to 6.07ft (feet)
get fucked

how old are you ?
if they posted more pepes, they would've won
breakfast
what a fascinating word 
"HAAAAANK"
Some kids got jumped in the locker room trying to bully a friend of mine for having a boyfriend. It didn't end well for em.
WHAT IS THAATTT
my facial hair is pretty much the exact same as his
how is that an ew
don't you have a girlfriend, do you just not feel that crazy for her?
oh I thought you said you had a girlfriend at one point
well whatever I guess you want to be some random single town bike that gets a train ran through them every week, I wouldn't want to be in a relationship in that scenario either
HUH
wha
???
what does that even mean
I can cope through whatever but if I end up emotionally hurting someone I care about? that'll hurt more so, being friends is people is 10000x simplier
You get to create unrealistic expectations of the other person, put each other on these idealized versions of them and but completely disillusioned when it breaks

Yous just a coward
nothing wrong with being friends
is shrimple as that
not very clamplicated or conchfusing

Twink through and through
Finland I swear 2 god
it's true
Twinkiest of them all
Sorry, look I back off the twink jokes 90% of the time flop but, genuinely
Your messages read as they were sent by most homosexual man all time
Like
"Guh
whar
grr you're so mean
"
This you ?
flop who's in your pfp?
is it a dude
look I'm not judging, nothing wrong with it, but like cmon

you gotta admit you type very fruity
"Guhh ?? No i dont, take it back or I will hit you, mr ! 😡 "
@tidal trellis
I do not!
Tamari
tamari!!!!!!!
some twinkistani thing, idk
me too
All tamari gifs are weird
HUH?????????
LITERALLY HAS A TWINK AS HIS PROFILE PICTURE
"guys how in any way do I act like a twink
, grr"
It's a twink
its ok flop we accept you
mr do I look like a ai to you
lemme check
yea
Iraqi production
rhetorical question, no I'm not
Flop do you like subway?
kill yourself
Dont it's nasty
Bruh i just heard a metal pipe.mp3 outside
"it's nasty"
brother YOU MADE THE SANDWICH
Mid quality ingredients for premium price
choose better ingredients then 
Just make it at home it's 5x cheaper lmao
eitherway might try subway one day
yeah but then you're not eating fresh
Yeah about that
Home sandwich will be fresher than subway
I got the next 9 days off 
nuh uh
didn't you hear their slogan?
Mmm lystria
it's literally "eat fresh", its clearly fresher than homemade
from the creators of Femboy Hooters: Twinker Eats, food delivery service
Yeah flop likes the foot longs
corporate advertising schemes would never lie to me
Nah they just mean the ingredient are refrigerated
smh, you need to start listening to companies more
they are your friend
also I thought I didn't exist to you until next month
what happened
the very first day of the experiment where a bunch of people decided against twinkposting, your ass were bullied a bunch of kids anyway
based
so it felt entirely pointless
bruh
I wasn't bullying you later on just because I didn't feel like it, not because of it
I wanna play warframe but I don't want to finish the star chart
so boring doing menial missions I plow through
Gauss is so goated
overall, while it would have been funny to make the entire brainfart ignore you for a while, it is virtually impossible, because there are some people here like bogdan, who are less intelligent than ants, and simply would not comply
shut up tard
warframe is good
i disagree
for what it's trying to be

funny how
yes you would, wouldn't you?
by farming tards to play
woke
yeah, bad game 
smh
they put you into stalker
impossible, if it has gauss it cant be a bad game
@tidal trellis
gae
is there still dooty and freedom in sdalger 2?
yes
nice
Why does charon keep pinging me
Is it something i said
no, they got plowed by monoliths monodick
and ward
less nice
based

i hate duty and freedom
ofc you do
There's hippies everywhere yes
jarvis pull up the boykisser freedom logo
it's okay flop, sdalger 2 is much more modern game than the original trilogy
@tidal trellis
soon, some modmakers will add femboy faction as a mod which you can relate to
clear gae
disgusting
and you won't have to pretend anymore you like freedom
that's your people
hell no
die
uh huh
tebboun send 10 more harraga to marseille 📲
boom
chemistry
water just does this on it's own
yeah Mr White, yeah sorcery
what is that
piwo tesco is beer
Hello Samantha
hello
hi there
Salutations
2014 was only 2 months away
I dont get that joke
I dont get it
What is there not to get
I still dont get it

hold on a minute

I got asked before for pizza prizes, this is my local pizza place
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScKzvZuhkv0 what the fuck 
Enjoy!
watch full length VODs: @torsadzvods
@grizzled meadow
Damn, that has to be bad for the digestive tract or the sphincters
Kidneys too, since some laxatives have substances that when abused in excess can cause an overload on the cells of your kidneys
put that down
thank u for the pass
do'nt need it
but is it endless?
Sir, you do not have enough brown on your body to even think about using that word

Delight is actually a 4,2 Uganda midget, so he can say it. I would show pictures but he's very self conscious
I need proof still
holding up a piece of paper with todays date and hand written
otherwise it's AI propaganda and fake
Delight is the one on the right with the mustache
the only brown that managed to stay on my body is below the belt and only your mom or sister can see it.
@solar obsidian isn't that right 
lies
this is kinda low key racist tho fin
well yes, what if delight is a AI program
and he doesn't actually exist
but is a machine
running a simulation
😦
Are you saying ugandans aren't real people?
no, they are real people
Im canceling you
Me and delight were buds back at the diddy parties, if he's not real I dunno who was blowing will smiths back out back in 08'
Its true
hmm
Thats why his nickname was long dick Johnson
Mr smiths and delights affairs are personal
Video footage comes at the steep fine of being sodomized by mr diddy himself
Good luck with that then
I'm drunk as fuck playing stalker 2 just realized I've made zero progress in the past hour
@shell venture end game is buggy af
its glitchy
af
take your time brop
time to play other things in the mean time
@shell venture
yea im going slow af
might be fixed by the time im there
Damn
That's a Muslim
It's always so happened that whenever I smoke with friends, it's when it is cold outside and the nicotine makes me shiver like a tard
Fuck
that carpet has seen some shit ||much like your mother
||
just replace that junt with some cheap hardwood slats at that point
my mother? you mean ours.
umami
Meow
meow
Exactly


delete it
silly silly man doesnt know yakub's whole lore
kys
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so you know the games you play are dogshit

shut up wetart
stupid bich
no nipple havin ass
cross eyed blind eye lookin ass

a classic
c'mere youyou lemme beat you up

So drunk I got input lag
you are the input lag
Inputing it in your mom
zamn,
i bought a kids dental paste because i hate strong mint flavor
its literally the same flavour i tasted when i was in kindergarten
tempted to put DG on and sprint at 4am
its so fucking good i want to eat it
I have a strong inclination to rip open my brake lines to see why my brake lights are always on
don't do it
but it's also 40 outside and fuck that
🌡️ 40.0f (fahrenheit) is equal to 4.444c (celsius)
zamn
I'll just go to the autozone when i wake up I cannot be fucked to take apart my floorboards
maybe there's a homeless man living there
reatrd
give them a permanent home 6 feet under
god i wish
They should be thanking me
this goes hard
everyone with a necoarc pfp should be executed
agreed
in minecwaft
The CIA will be executed by an AA gun
when you have money to give me
They're called floorboards bc originally they used to be literal boards of wood, and people say "they're rotted out" bc they would actually rot.
Nowadays they should be called floor_panels_
preach
preach
i saw that
king terry 
i wanna try Freedom in anomaly
I ain't reading all that
gae
what if I pay you with compliments instead
average gamma player not playing gamma
not enough
bitches when they realise fat fellas can lay pipe
what if I pay you with stash locations in stalker 2
just attempted to listen to a single death grips song and it felt like I was getting a lobotomy
Track 12 from Death Grips - Ex Military
http://thirdworlds.net
I WANT IT I NEED IT (Death Heated)
Been working way too much need to get out and get fucked up
Whats going on, where's it at
Make some calls to make it crack, lets see...
I need money, drugs, a ride
And a spot with hot ones inside
The mission:
To get all of the above in a limited am...
maybe i can now run it without problems
s2 or gamma ?
i've never really listened to death grips
you're on like a 980 or whatever right
like, it doesnt call me
2015 gpu
i have a Ryzer I3
yeah nah
bitch got that ryzen and intel collab cpu
I need to build a new PC and a new ak
combine em
lmao
build a PC with a side rack to store ur ak
or build a PC into the stock of ur AK
Finna zenitco the fuck outta it
raspberry pi with some lil screen ontop
tf2 strange weapon
playing doom with motion controls on da ak74
@shell venture yeah the main qu est is completely broken you cant continue
tried reloading and everything
lmao
You playing stalker 2?
yeah i'll continue exploring
S2?
yea
yes
I've just had visual bugs
Classic gsc
same
like my optics being completely fucked until a restart
yeah towards the end the ai breaks and the doors are locked and there is shooting in a single area but there is no one where
the only bug that is bothering me is like
core gameplay is good tho
when they fix the shit
I got bugs in the appt building
my hands going weird if I pick something up with a detector out
hopefully they fix it soon cause its unironcally unplayable
zboilers
SO MUCH z clipping in there
bitch
like the walls are legit strobe lights
I had one where whenever I pulled my ak out I had a giant piece of metal stuck on the inside of my hand
i had dead npcs tpose
L+Ratio+the ward is like the first faction you meet
still sad
false
L don't rush
i did every side quest and got every stashed and explored everything
your just slow af
nuh uh
i need the 52 bandages
i have like 40 bandages and 60 medkits
on stand by
already have a rpg
upgraded armor and guns
etc
L enjoy your broken endgame 
i cant even enjoy it
smh
maybe its a curse for spawn camping the bandits
and breaking the game earlier
i never used an rpg
ive gotten rpg ammo and rpg ied's
is stalker 2 even buyable in chile
if you're talking about gamma
rpgs are from scripted spawns only
I fucking love ieds in gamma
I've killed hundreds of mercs at army warehouses
I've memorized their pathing in that specific checkpoint
there's a mod that adds tripwires and shit
@shell venture what if i have to restart
my entire stalker game
they always spawn iirc
its like every 20 days or something
that and mortal sin
ingame week
yeah and it could be them or zombies
ye
retard
love u
yeah, we have Stalker
is like 40 bucks tho
We have stalker 2 at home
Love between youyou1992 and light_warrior is at 26%

@dreamy flax kys
💱 71,900 CLP (Chilean Peso) :flag_cl: is equal to 72.88 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:
nice
bro wtf is imgur even about
they keep showing me weird shit everytime i scroll down


real
B-but I don't have feelings 
Bitch
carlbot is the goat xelA is a hack
🎱 Question: is carlbot the better bot
Answer: no... idiot
:8ball: Fuhgeddaboudit.
based
Tempted to use the love calc on me and flop but if it's low the joke will be over before it started
🎱 Question: will youyou oil up for us
Answer: bruh moment
Love between _fatraccoon and youyou1992 is at 73%
Love between _fatraccoon and therealflopultrahd4k is at 68%
Love between _fatraccoon and therealflopultrahd4k is at 68%
probably resets after some time
Love between breezy8008135 and light_warrior is at 57%

Love between _fatraccoon and light_warrior is at 33%
bro why do i keep getting smitted
makes sense fuck you
fuck you gsc
📚 Quick ( | kwɪk )
- Apprehending and responding with speed and sensitivity
- Accomplished rapidly and without delay
- Easily aroused or excited
- Performed with little or no delay
- Moving quickly and lightly
Is annexing turkey as bulgaria zased or no
nobody has tought about a installer for gamma?
Get easily aroused and dont die
what are you on about
You rage baiting?
im too lazy to do paperwork in my pc
stupid
@steel bone
Ello
He's not THE twink
Couldn't find anything on Twunk
skin that kid alive
Lul
its a twink and a hunk
Two opposites
nah its the middle ground
So a regular fucking dude?
Couldn't find anything on Gumping it
nah a twink but with muscle
Couldn't find anything on Shrigma
P!urban twunk
by peakix
A term used amongst [the LGBTQ community] to describe males (typically gay) with the face of a [twink] (boyish-looking, pretty) but the body of a hunk (muscular, [jocky])
Person 1: Did you see that guy at [the gym]? When I first saw his pretty face I thought he was a [twink], then I saw his body and damn he was [muscular].
Person 2: Yeah he was giving twunk energy.
:thumbsup: 233 :thumbsdown: 16
Gumping it is just fucking someone who's not quite retarded but is on that line
Try agane

so you have intercourse with a brainrot person?
Yeah basically
that's...
morally weird
they are not retarded but on that line
like me
yeah basically whoever does it with you is Gumping it
Now, why do you say that...?
yeah
Cat be getting gumped on the regular
retarded alright
glomped
I would shoot and skin tails
i would skin you alive and eat your arm while you see
I would bash his head in with a lead pipe
based and eggman-pilled
This some shit the twink would say
Flop does say he will fry people
flop loves people
Yeah, fried
do you wanna try people?
but i mean it
Try people or fry people
nah you physically couldn't stop me from skinning tails
a .45 could probably
Neither then
and acting like I wont skin you too
A 45 mm record you mean
of course, i would record you and then use it in court
Imagine the court bringing out a grammaphone
A corpse can't show up to court so idk
It's called "the Hillary"
Idk this dude sounds like he means it
What is the least someone could do to you for you to flay them
I can’t get political in this chat anymore
Yes and they should have just banned me then
You got lucky
I don’t care

The physical torment of being unable to get political because a red name told you so is punishment enough

hi dry
yeah i redid all of them
and don't use the weapon wheel
More like weapon squeal
Most of us squeal when we get weapons, yes.
oh no his lil twink heart
your ass

I paid for a Fallout 4 mod and I feel silly
They really do not give a fuck you are just blowing them up
I'm a person of non violence, and peace son
I don't do that
now that actually pisses me off, are you taking jokers quote literal if so then it's stupid
they just slump over like they're fatigued, you'd think a point blank nade would blow someone across the yard
Cause that very own comic disproves that stupid ass statement
And I am tired of hearing it everywhere
Doesn't even blow their limbs off
smdh my damn head
I chucked twelve nades at that controller part with the zombies and they were all just missing one arm it's fucking lame
"oNlY tAkEs oNe BaD dAY" man James Gordon had his worst day in that comic and he wanted bats to handle joker by the book!
also grenades feel like fucking ass to use it feels like they don't kill unless they literally picked it up off the ground and shoved it up their ass
Only book flop reads is twink monthly
I went to where a bar full of bandits was, 5 of em in the room and a grenade square in the middle of them only killed one, I had to lob 4 more in to get the rest like wtf
Racoon I swear to god and that's isn't a thing!
They either kill (doesn't happen) or they do no damage
Welp back to eep I go
still haven't gotten my entire beauty sleep
see y'all later
Needs lots of sleep to maintain that twink form

i would love for that to be real
gn adorable fella
weird obscure magazines
seems there's already a mod for it. modders doing the heavy lifting for GSC yet again, the glorious tradition continues
I am not adorable
that's what someone adorable would say 
Too bad I'm playing this shit on Xbox cause I haven't built a new PC yet

my $5000 PC plays this game better than your $700 console
seethe
I'm too ugly 
I ain't even paid for the game I got that shit on gamepass
game ass
nice try, we all know you're an adorable twink you can give up the act bro 
cute lil fella
Brother I'm 50/50 feeling ,on my own mirror reflection, I am ugly
I'm sure it's not that bad bro
I was looking in the mirror earlier drunk and I was seducing myself I was looking fucking beautiful and then it all came crashing down
twinks are so dramatic
gae panic is real
PAYNE !!!!
Morning twink
liver just kicked in I'm fucking spinning
Why would you spin if you’ve been drinking
It's called the spins cuz everything starts spinning around
Listen
Your equilibrium gets fucked
fuck that I'm doing both
a shot or a beer does take the edge off, but after getting alcohol poisoning I can't do it no more boss
not like I used to
I think you look pretty
is it just me or does stalker 2 feel like roblox a little bit
Speak more on that
like the movement and the way the weapons feel
it feels like the most ambitious Fallout 4 mod ever so far
Fucking what
i dont know how to explain it
It feels like dying light 2 if you could only walk
I’m enjoying it, I just think enemies are too tanky and it’s a little buggy
It’s very dying light 2
I'm gonna beat it once vanilla on veteran difficulty, then I'm gonna try again in a year when modders finish GSC's job
And the guns right
Meow
Idk I stopped playing dying light 2 before they added guns
What about the first game
Nothing like it
They should add parkour to stalker 2
Ur mom
Slide
Can be do able
Wait till grok starts cooking
Gamma had crazy good reanimation i wouldn’t think sliding would be too difficult
Movement and animation arnt the same
I could animate my character upsidedowm and the movement would stay the same
Yk
Movement is decent for what it is but not crazy good
stalker 2 movment is kinda shit in some areas
Stalker movement has always been kinda shit
Yeah imagine if you could slide though
Maybe a double jump
you move like a snail in water
I don't think any of them have actually moved
in water
How big is it
its like 90%
140-160?
150gb
Bigly
Thats like 30m download light work
Ima wait tipp my gpu comes tho id be fine now but i really wanna experience it
ive been having a blast
paymoneywubby mentioned
even on lowest settings it looks better than og stalkers
How long does it take for your shaders to load
depends on your pc, takes me about 20-30seconds?
but when it very first did it was like a few mins
Ok ok, I was about to freak out
cause remember its loading the WHOLE map
theres no starfield
where every door is a loading screen
Now THERES a good game
tbf if it made the game run better, i'd be fine with everything being open world except going into underground labs
i cannot fucking stand that flashbang anomaly
how do you fucking avoid it
THERES NO RHYME OR REASON TO IT
like every other one has been pretty straight forward
it tries to spawn right infront of me at times
so you cant even trip it and run by
I
modders add an encylopedia when mod tools come around
atleast anomalies
maybe when you run into em
damn these hand models are really cool
very fitting to the armor
i got this ward armor from a lil secret spot and it's got some neat models
I hope modders add frota to the game
zaton or swamps
tryina get another journalist item
thats the uhh
swamps
veteran
cause old church
its in icarus

i already got veteran
neat
dont tell me what it is i wanna be surprised or dissapointed when i find it
spas
aye aye
I could go for a sirloin
wow you can really pimp out the saiga
and the spas
ok spas it is
@high wing do traders have different buy prices
should I just stash all my "sell" stuff and guide to a different guy for better prices
i think its all the same
im just now realizing my pc has been on the wrong time zone
for nearly 18 fucking months
im so fucking stupid
Dummy
@glad carbon i made a huge lapse in judgement going that far south into the swamp 
psi
🦌
it involves story in order to access an area i need to get to
so now i gotta hike allllll the way back up
no safe zone in the swamp btw
@uncut hinge are you free yet
OMG
hes not
Its been 2 if not 3 months
holy shit
free muh boy
@river zealot BOY
What is it
yea
did you adjust sharpness
Horrible
Gonna go back to sleep in a few minutes
Need to do something
Is FSR upscalping?
Then yes
Looks like everything is shimmering but it's a fun game regardless
night femboys
I dont think FSR is upscaling
Gn borka
Then I don't know if I use upscaling
instead of upscaling existing ones
ill upscale you
Keep it to your pics
what it looks like
Meow

Looks better than my game
In my game the trees are ghostly
Buildimg a fickint castle







