🎪bruh-fart

[river zealot]

@placid sail

[placid sail]

two weeks of daily nudes send by you to josta for this transgression

[slender rock]

I'll just save that for a later date tho

[placid sail]

man

[green schooner]

Why isn’t it a man

[steel bone]

Why should be

[placid sail]

I've cooked some pretty simple shit, omelette with onions and ham and some fried diced potatoes on top, but it being all made decently and generous spices made it just

[slender rock]

Cat spawn point found

[green schooner]

[coarse bear]

I can't believe we're about to witness another Helper's death

[slender rock]

Do you want the truth

[steel bone]

[tidal trellis]

can I have some

[slender rock]

Or nah

[inland jackal]

only crack someone taking here is you

[steel bone]

Which one

[steel bone]

I know y'all like men

[placid sail]

not until you at least make some tea yourself for once in your life

[narrow sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/witness-rage-mad-max-gif-20022990

[steel bone]

Just asking why

[river zealot]

damn @placid sail , he is asking you for "some"

[coarse bear]

[river zealot]

whats gonna be your response

[tidal trellis]

Rude

[low atlas]

Flop

[tidal trellis]

Surrae.

[low atlas]

have u ever tried mint tea?

[tidal trellis]

no

[slender rock]

Both teams get a plapping tbh

Just saying

[narrow sorrel]

does flop even drink tea

[steel bone]

[slender rock]

Lol

[tidal trellis]

yes

[low atlas]

what about milk tea

[steel bone]

I mean uhhhhh

[tidal trellis]

Every morning for breakfast

[lusty sonnet]

Lipton ice tea

[slender rock]

Hahah

[low atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/we-dont-do-that-here-black-panther-tchalla-bruce-gif-16558003

[slender rock]

Yes we do bitch

[lusty sonnet]

Flop does it

[tidal trellis]

Nuh uh

[low atlas]

this is why you take it up the bum

[narrow sorrel]

[slender rock]

Only because she said she'll take me to get ice cream afterwards so

[lusty sonnet]

Worthy trade

[slender rock]

See that as a win

Yeah

[narrow sorrel]

is that what the 2nd wife is for?

[sage otter]

If you ask me if I want tea and then bring back a lipton ice tea we're fighting

[slender rock]

Okay what about sweet tea then

[low atlas]

she?

i didnt know i was a girl

[lusty sonnet]

Fuze tea?

[sage otter]

No

[river zealot]

isnt it just the same shit differnt brand

[slender rock]

[lusty sonnet]

Basically yea

[sage otter]

Tea is maximum half a cube of sugar for a big mug

[river zealot]

damn

[lusty sonnet]

No sugar

[narrow sorrel]

all I got :/

[low atlas]

u dont even taste the sugar at that point

[narrow sorrel]

sugar

[low atlas]

just put a bit of milk if u wanna counteract the bitterness

[slender rock]

Yeah but also she isn't real either so 😭

[river zealot]

i had some chinese black, and uloong tea

but i havent drank them for a wihle now

[sage otter]

It's for people who maybe find it too bitter idk, I don't put sugar in

[slender rock]

Southern sweet tea is another thing entirely

[narrow sorrel]

It's called red in china

[slender rock]

Don't really like it but eh

[river zealot]

[low atlas]

uloong tea, the enemy of ushoort tea

erm, its OOLONG?!

[placid sail]

if your tea is bitter, you fucked up

[slender rock]

This

[quartz pier]

I'm back
What'd i miss

[slender rock]

Fucking steeped too long you bring the tannins out

[narrow sorrel]

we're fighting the tea wars rn

[sage otter]

"People" think lipton ice tea is tea

[deep topaz]

Twinktivities

[quartz pier]

Damn

[shell venture]

if you put milk in yo tea kys

[quartz pier]

I live in the south so I make it by the pitcher

[sage otter]

Milk is for pepsi only

[deep topaz]

My old grandma drinks hot tea with a bit of milk

[shell venture]

real

[narrow sorrel]

Is diabolo menthe still a thing?

[shell venture]

pilk

[slender rock]

Tea wars

[narrow sorrel]

no beer milk (bilk)?

[sage otter]

Ig so yeah, it's simple to make so you can just ask

[shell venture]

can't do that

[narrow sorrel]

Oh I meant do people still drink the stuff lol

[slender rock]

Blue milk

[sage otter]

Not often, it's more of a summer beach drink

[quartz pier]

Bro I just put sugar and tea until the pitcher and raise it with water

[placid sail]

I am full of tasty food now

[slender rock]

Gobbless

[sage otter]

what the fuck did you just say right now

[green schooner]

fatty'

[shell venture]

milk + pomegranate syrup

[quartz pier]

Something wrong tea boy?

[slender rock]

Freedom tea

[shell venture]

yummerz

[quartz pier]

Gobbless da ooh ess of ay

[naive sail]

I assume you drink multiple of those cups to stay hydrated

[quartz pier]

Oh yeah
2 cups of sugar at the bottom of the pitcher

[sage otter]

diabetus cocktail

[quartz pier]

Mixed in as I fill it up

[slender rock]

Praise Jeebus oh lawd, yeee hawww

[quartz pier]

This is a PITCHER
Not a small glass with 2 cups

And not one of those tiny ass pitchers

[tidal trellis]

Didn't share any, smh

[quartz pier]

Solid 2.5 gallon pitcher

[slender rock]

They don't know what a pitcher is bro

Or gallons

[naive sail]

Capacity?

[sage otter]

Why don't you just make a pincher of plain tea to drink throughout the day ?

[deep topaz]

1 gallon is 3.75 liters

[placid sail]

no sharing until you make something yourself and show us, manchild

[deep topaz]

or 9.5 liters for 2.5 gallons

[quartz pier]

True.... 🗣️ 🇺🇸

[sage otter]

"pitcher" dude that's a barrel for the openspace fountain

10 fucking liters

You can't drink that in a day

[quartz pier]

Remember

[quartz pier]

I'm making this for me and my roomates

Trust me

Well drink it in a day

He'll half a day if the weather calls for it

[deep topaz]

sweet tea does not last long

[river zealot]

man this the most american shit ive heard in a while

[tidal trellis]

bet

Still though how rude busy

[lusty sonnet]

Man's gonna piss solid sugar cubes after a barrel of his tea

[tidal trellis]

Thought you'd know sharing is caring

[arctic pawn]

damn

[crude osprey]

liquid diabetes..

[naive sail]

Bro needs to take a piss every hour

[quartz pier]

Your goddamn right

[placid sail]

correct 👍

[quartz pier]

Nah I only gotta piss maybe twice a day max

[tidal trellis]

So!?

[slender rock]

Freedom piss

[green schooner]

hi twink

[green schooner]

weak blatter

[tidal trellis]

GO AWAY CHARON

[quartz pier]

I do in fact live in the south

[green schooner]

i will be

[quartz pier]

Other then Texas this is as best as it gets

[tidal trellis]

Oh

Have fun!

[arctic pawn]

i am literally addicted

[river zealot]

engrish or ukrainian VA?

[green schooner]

im going to search for the seva suit under cement factory

that i heard about

wrong person

@tidal trellis

[arctic pawn]

lmao

[naive sail]

I'm sorry for not having the piss-capacity

[green schooner]

ukr

[tidal trellis]

Goober

[river zealot]

good

[green schooner]

would be prefer english wasnt so shit like the orginials where they did both

[tidal trellis]

oh

[green schooner]

it is retarded

[slender rock]

Pissing contest starting

[visual stirrup]

regularly scheduled group jelqing session

[shell venture]

english in s2 is just bad

not even funny bad

[quartz pier]

No crossing streams allowed

[green schooner]

yeah why is everyone british

[visual stirrup]

one of the reasons I hate corporate culture

[quartz pier]

Everyone gets their own bowl

[quartz pier]

British "people"

[quartz pier]

Real

[shell venture]

[high wing]

something @glad carbon would say

[high wing]

btw doofus

if you crouch you can go through the shard anomaly

without bleeding

[shell venture]

no you can walk

i had to jump that's why im bleeding

[high wing]

liar

[slender rock]

Skill issue

[shell venture]

i swear to god

[ruby minnow]

I have not missed long drives at all

[shell venture]

this shit busted on god

[quartz pier]

I love driving (it's my job)

[green schooner]

WHERE IS IT

[high wing]

wait till you get the deluxe outfit

[shell venture]

ik it's broken
not gonna use it

[ruby minnow]

İstanbul i am in you

[shell venture]

in garbage lab

[green schooner]

ive been running

this shit

all game

[shell venture]

what did you get it

[shell venture]

ye i saw it
not gonna use it

[green schooner]

i pre ordered it Standard

[shell venture]

i never found that one lmao

[quartz pier]

Humor me
Is there a revolver

[high wing]

yes

[quartz pier]

YES

[high wing]

deluxe edition only

[green schooner]

where is that again

[high wing]

[quartz pier]

I got ultimate
That work

[shell venture]

why not stat bar
how tf do i compare a helmetless suit
with a helm + suit

[high wing]

FUCK

[shell venture]

this is so retarded

[shell venture]

the ward mission where you meet scat

[green schooner]

ah

[high wing]

scat

[narrow sorrel]

/ck/ is a weird place

skat9

[ruby minnow]

Btw my brother was going 200 with a yarris for some reason

[shell venture]

do i really need to pull up the ruler to see what combo is better lmao

who tf made this shit

[narrow sorrel]

do math

[shell venture]

no numbers

it's retarded

[narrow sorrel]

count pixels

[shell venture]

dogshit ui design

[river zealot]

@placid sail

[placid sail]

I don't get it

[pale ingot]

my condolences

[placid sail]

is someone abusing you with voice messages

[shell venture]

5 min voice message

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/by-the-nine-im-tweaking-by-the-nine-im-tweaking-signalis-signalis-game-gif-14031434859351507230

[green schooner]

i would to

[placid sail]

joke's on you poles are into that shit

[pale ingot]

so is that how the insurgence of femboys in Poland started

[eager igloo]

And no recordings survived

That shit would be so funny

[river zealot]

oh lawd he's recording

[quartz pier]

I know

[shell venture]

[eager igloo]

Bar I was in had a really pretty graphics on the walls

I asked the guy at the bar who made them, even waited for the manager

I got the name

And I can't fucking find her

Searching with photos also failed

[shell venture]

🇱

[green schooner]

@shell venture i heard there is a seva in cement

do you know where

[shell venture]

nope

only found the ssp

and got the one you have rn

[tidal trellis]

Find out by playing

[green schooner]

flop shut up

[tidal trellis]

[shell venture]

ask in s2 chat or yea get exploring

[tidal trellis]

Y'all taking the fun outta it by asking

[green schooner]

i saw frota mention it

[shell venture]

don't y'all me retard he's the one asking

[quartz pier]

Valid response

[tidal trellis]

EXACTLY

See

[eager igloo]

Scientific method

Im writing "don't y'all me" into my dictionary

[quartz pier]

"How do ya this"
Fuck around n find out

[tidal trellis]

Yuh exactly

It's less fun being told everyone

[shell venture]

wtf why does the game look better on medium with light shafts off

satanic black magic

[tidal trellis]

Mfs optimize the fun out of the game

[quartz pier]

Just go watch some YouTube walk through if you don't want to learn the game

[eager igloo]

Uni profs be like
(It was not fun)

[quartz pier]

God I know

[tidal trellis]

Damn my PC is loud

[green schooner]

gtuess what im wearing the entire game

monolithhh

[quartz pier]

Ask it nicely to quiet down :)

[tidal trellis]

PC is not alive

Silly

[visual stirrup]

have you tried asking it?

[shell venture]

can't wait for 2nd playthrough to side with the ward

[quartz pier]

[visual stirrup]

you don't even know if it's alive

[tidal trellis]

It's not a sentient living thing!

[quartz pier]

Are you assuming it's sentient state?

Lmao

[visual stirrup]

you're not even a sentient living thing

[tidal trellis]

I am

[visual stirrup]

you're just a twink pfp in my discord

[tidal trellis]

I think therefore-

HEY

[quartz pier]

Flop your about to get dogged
You'll never see it coming

[visual stirrup]

how do I know that you think?

[tidal trellis]

what

[eager igloo]

Flop doesn't believe in machine spirit

Smh

[tidal trellis]

How do I know YOU think?

[shell venture]

i don't

[visual stirrup]

you don't

Now

ask your PC to quiet down

[tidal trellis]

Wha

[visual stirrup]

you self centered prick

[shell venture]

hit it
that's how i fixed my old dogshit pc

[tidal trellis]

that isn't the same thing!

I think that's how you break things

By hitting them

[quartz pier]

It's coming

Are you ready for it flop

[tidal trellis]

Man what is

You scaring me

[quartz pier]

You're about to get dogged

[narrow lotus]

[quartz pier]

They've been dogged

[visual stirrup]

we're getting the debris from STALKER 2

[tidal trellis]

Man what do this mean?!

[quartz pier]

Look at your messages lol

[visual stirrup]

anybody who is disappointed with STALKER 2 ends up here

[quartz pier]

I like it
But it could be better

[narrow lotus]

I like the game

[tidal trellis]

My PC quieted down

All it took was restarting it

[visual stirrup]

you asked it politely, didn't you?

[quartz pier]

[tidal trellis]

No I restarted it!

You idot

[quartz pier]

Ie. Asked it nicely

[placid sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/872198687512727583/900798371210612736/image0.gif

[tidal trellis]

Computers are not living!

I can't believe I'm arguing about this

[narrow sorrel]

motherfucker I can hear this image

[visual stirrup]

twinks are not living!

how do YOU like it when somebody says it about you?

[pastel quartz]

this mf never heard of the machine spirit. Dumbo prolly thinks his pc is just slow and not because hes a dumb asshole who cant cater for its feelings

[tidal trellis]

Go away tree

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/what-did-you-just-say-gif-27520460

[pastel quartz]

hi flop

[tidal trellis]

Salutations

[pastel quartz]

[quartz pier]

[placid sail]

[tidal trellis]

Hey no!

Terrible!

[quartz pier]

[river zealot]

@narrow lotus i was hoping someone nice pinged me

but its just fucking tigz

[shell venture]

how is synthetik 2

@placid sail

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1018157222393557125/1263670649939955824/balls.gif

guys i hate it

went for a 20 minute walk

instantly started raining

[shell venture]

pussy ass bitch made of sugar

[placid sail]

it's been a while since I've played it, but even in it's early access stage, it was pretty fun, albeit buggy at times

[pastel quartz]

Do NOT PING ME I WILL NOT USE THIS AS A BAIT TO MAKE A MEME ABOUT THE AMOUNT OF DISCORD PUSSY IM GETTING

[glad carbon]

another 20 minutes back and im soaked to the bone

the second i get home it stops raining

god doesnt want me outside

more stalker 2

[river zealot]

[glad carbon]

soaked to the bone(er)

[low atlas]

my fault og

[glad carbon]

surrae stop seeding clouds

UAE bastard

[low atlas]

nuh uh

[glad carbon]

did you say "i didnt know you were clouds"

[low atlas]

rain must've taken a toll on you

poor fella

[river zealot]

why the fucjk isnt betterdiscord luanching

reeeeeee

[dreamy flax]

❤ Love Calculator ❤

Love between memeg7837 and surrae is at 57%

[tidal trellis]

Stop causing rain

[hollow oar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1030550509255413770/1309487072951926804/good_mornin.mp4?ex=6741c25f&is=674070df&hm=adcc32ae3e09353b76a47d3ae5beb051e55b45bbf2e65e58e578b785f73e4d6a&

[river zealot]

i love him like a homie

[glad carbon]

[low atlas]

We ain't brothers?

[wraith osprey]

Mike Ma,
my beloved

[narrow sorrel]

I wonder...

[wraith osprey]

read his books

[narrow sorrel]

ah no I cant invoke a 3rd party bot

[river zealot]

youre a brother to me

https://tenor.com/view/gachi-gif-21555585

[narrow sorrel]

gachimuchi country

[hollow oar]

https://tenor.com/view/gachi-billy-herrington-billy-herrington-call-gif-20154359

[low atlas]

surop

[narrow sorrel]

surop

[low atlas]

me havnig a bowl of surop

[glad carbon]

can i have a bowl of surrae

[visual stirrup]

syrup

[narrow sorrel]

do you put surop on your pancakes

[low atlas]

you already got rained on

[low atlas]

hell no

[glad carbon]

🥛

[river zealot]

the chalice

[pastel quartz]

pizzer

[narrow sorrel]

a7a

[dreamy flax]

❤ Love Calculator ❤

Love between unwiseandmysticaltree and _pizzeria is at 23%

[pastel quartz]

fake

[visual stirrup]

bro said he's finally been getting help

he got sessions with "Better Help"

fucking online therapists

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1299297494403911733/image0.gif

[river zealot]

[glad carbon]

not even that

[river zealot]

bro what?

[glad carbon]

they're unlicensed

they're literally just random dudes

[visual stirrup]

uber eats for psychological help

[river zealot]

why teh fuck are you pinging me

[glad carbon]

and they SELL YOUR THERAPY INFO

[river zealot]

what?

[visual stirrup]

You mentioned the chalice
So I naturally pivoted to Yanderedev

[narrow sorrel]

@pastel quartz nekotina agrees

[narrow sorrel]

[naive bison]

who's the jokester responsible for this tomfoolery

[pastel quartz]

[river zealot]

oh i dont know that guys fucking whoel lore

[glad carbon]

artem can u get new pfp

you're too much like catbites

can you do lunaistabby

[river zealot]

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/erm-what-the-sigma-oso-gif-7610478615258254705

this critter

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/changed-game-furry-pfp-russian-gif-26196739

[river zealot]

i change my pfp once in 3 years and this is what i get

[visual stirrup]

are you feeling lucky?

change your pfp

[river zealot]

no

[glad carbon]

@solar coral

[glad carbon]

meant to ping whoops

[river zealot]

lemme see if i got anything in my galery

[narrow sorrel]

Playing roblox

[glad carbon]

yeah he's stupid and likes roblox tarkov

[narrow sorrel]

tarkovblox?

🤮

just play chinese knockoff tarkov

[glad carbon]

roblox obbies are peak

ngl

my zoomer brain loves these zoomer made ones

[glad carbon]

its like brainfart but you jump around in it

[river zealot]

maybe this smella

[glad carbon]

u smella

[visual stirrup]

just get VR chat like a normal person

[river zealot]

yeah he seems cool

[dreamy flax]

🖼 Avatar to memeg7837

Account avatar: JPEG - PNG - WebP

[glad carbon]

/touch memeg7837

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/yZedw0oE6n.jpg

[glad carbon]

[river zealot]

gale?

[visual stirrup]

great, now we gotta ban xelA for using automodded words

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/Yqevzw1EeD.jpg

[high wing]

report it to the mods

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/g0eKAxxpPM.jpg

[visual stirrup]

I'll do you one better

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/YqevzQldeD.jpg

[glad carbon]

@river zealot my advisor, what ammo do I use

5.45, 5.56?

[visual stirrup]

Gotta go to the top to resolve this problem

[pastel quartz]

I made a gif of this let me get it for u quick

[river zealot]

545

[glad carbon]

5.56 it is

[river zealot]

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1288495041643417671/image.webp

[visual stirrup]

not a gif

[pastel quartz]

real

[visual stirrup]

Gotta remember to never ping the victim of the joke when using this

the yellow highlight makes it too obvious

[green schooner]

@river zealot https://medal.tv/games/s-t-a-l-k-e-r-2-heart-of-chornobyl/clips/j8A8uZHcETqMfl2Rm?invite=cr-MSxrQzQsMTQxNzY5NDIs

I think he was excited to see me

[river zealot]

a bit too excited

[visual stirrup]

just guys being guys

[green schooner]

monolith piss scorcher

[tidal trellis]

the pisser

[green schooner]

his name is the pisser and he said

hes gonna piss everywher

so he pissed everywhere

[tidal trellis]

eugh

[green schooner]

@river zealot https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1300649097690349598/1309295976883818606/image.png?ex=6741b926&is=674067a6&hm=c2ca353c8602e91a9ede35288348310a2a9a47d6b66b43f6de4a8efc4dca06a1&

this you

[visual stirrup]

oh, no

poltical character

[glad carbon]

charon is deathly afraid of people different than him

[glad carbon]

he pisses himself when he sees a blond person

[pastel quartz]

flat

[visual stirrup]

flat fuck friday

[glad carbon]

deboned

[green schooner]

blonde hair and blue eyes?

[river zealot]

flat

[placid sail]

where's the Friday night funkin' clip

[naive bison]

bladder failure due to too many rads at belt level

[placid sail]

you worthless idiots

[naive bison]

he is melting

[placid sail]

it's Friday, and there's no clip

[naive bison]

busy is yapping today

old man needs to fill out prescription

[green schooner]

true

[pastel quartz]

!friday

[split canyon]

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[pastel quartz]

@tidal trellis is FRIDDAAYYYYY

[tidal trellis]

OH YEHA

I forgot

[pastel quartz]

HAPPY FRIDAY EVERBODY

[tidal trellis]

it is

[high wing]

its flop friday

[pastel quartz]

flopday

[quartz pier]

IT'S FRIDAY

[quartz pier]

Lmao people reacted keep yourself safe, how kind

[primal rapids]

https://fxtwitter.com/pal_zoology/status/1859931699326615896

[naive bison]

kill yourself

[digital quartz]

why is Josh Brolin sitting on the shitter eating donuts?

[glad carbon]

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/leaf-blower-most-powerful-leaf-blower-cleaning-make-it-real-the-hacksmith-gif-13817045

[quartz pier]

Keep yourself safe too baby girl 💜

[pastel quartz]

I hope you meet your soulmate one day and i hope you live happily for the rest of your life you usless furry asswhipe

I HATE YOUUUU

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/krill-yourself-fish-kys-gif-14092708955095955883

[quartz pier]

Lmao I'm not even a furry

I just have the emote because it's silly

[visual stirrup]

sounds like something a furry would say

[pastel quartz]

Ill be back in 8:21 mins guys

[quartz pier]

[pastel quartz]

[high wing]

im strugglin need monies

[final rose]

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/f1cs-cheat-f12020-f12021-f2021-gif-19217590

[naive bison]

this artstyle looks like pure fucking slop, not gonna lie

this looks like starfield or something

genuinely

[digital quartz]

💀 81 medikits

[glad carbon]

sell guns

[naive bison]

you call them medikits ☠️

[high wing]

they all damaged

and im not selling those

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/500-ciggarettes-gif-11805300176740010737

81 medkits

[pastel quartz]

ACTULLY its syringes 1 medkit has like 5ish syrngis in them

[glad carbon]

DANDY YOU CAN SELL YELLOW TIER GUNS

[pastel quartz]

so its A GROUP

[high wing]

THOSE ARE FROM THE ULTIMATE EDITION

IM NOT SELLING THEM

[high wing]

i had over 100 earlier

[pastel quartz]

SELLOUT PTW LOOSER

[digital quartz]

So do you just die through 1 shots?

[glad carbon]

have u not been picking up guns to sell

[high wing]

but got into a massive firefight

[high wing]

loser*

[quartz pier]

My last favorite thing

Why do we collect the cheese medical squares

When we inject itself with an injector

[final rose]

Used 19 mids?

[pastel quartz]

loser

[digital quartz]

Imagine what Skifs forearm looks like

absolute medkit fiend

[final rose]

Skill issue

[glad carbon]

injector in squares

everything else is like painkillers or anti-inflammatories in that kit

he only uses the morphine syringe

[quartz pier]

The squares are too small to fit that in it

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/the-square-hole-square-hole-shapes-piklas-gif-24625312

[quartz pier]

They hold ampules not a full epi pen

[glad carbon]

yeah and he reaches into the backpack and pulls out 30 aks

so what

[quartz pier]

And if consumes the square

[glad carbon]

dont nitpick everything nerd

[quartz pier]

That's it

Give me your credit score

[high wing]

god this server is so miserable

"it looks like starfield"

[digital quartz]

the animation should've just been Skif taking a bite out of the square

[high wing]

plz shut the fuck up

[quartz pier]

True...

[river zealot]

i still hate the fucking inventory

ugly

[cunning lance]

holes

[river zealot]

hey roflin

[cunning lance]

choo choo

[naive bison]

it has a syringe

[placid sail]

yes

[quartz pier]

Eh I just wish they actually used the kit instead of a weird injector

[digital quartz]

eating while on the toilet seems a bit ... idk

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/find-urvish-gajjar-aapnu-cinema-you-tuber-gujarati-gif-18397137

[quartz pier]

Hopefully modders make something for that

[pastel quartz]

mf i cant read

[naive bison]

fuck you google it retard

🖕

[pastel quartz]

Nug uh RETARD

[high wing]

DONT TALK TO TREE LIKE THAT

[visual stirrup]

p!xkcd 986

[foggy mantle]

Comic #986 - Drinking Fountains

I've always wondered whether you could drink slowly enough, and eliminate fast enough, that you just sort of peed continuously. But I'm afraid to try because I worry someone might call while I'm doing it and ask what I'm up to, and I won't be able to think of a lie.

Published 12/5/2011

[pastel quartz]

[high wing]

YOU FAT BITCH

[naive bison]

the injector is the most important thing kinda cause it's a pain med

[visual stirrup]

don't want to get stuck in a loop

[naive bison]

that's kinda the closest thing you get to video game hp restore medkits

[digital quartz]

[pastel quartz]

Im not fat

[high wing]

NOT YOU

[quartz pier]

I'm just nit picking, ignore me

[high wing]

LMAO

[pastel quartz]

too late im phoning your mom

[high wing]

nit pick deez nuts

[naive bison]

pick some nit somewhere else, buster

[glad carbon]

dandy loves fat bitches

[high wing]

i do

[quartz pier]

That's it
You're ass is getting nit picked

[naive bison]

[quartz pier]

[naive bison]

your*

[high wing]

kendrick lamer sucks

and he is short

[naive bison]

drake, log off

[pastel quartz]

This bitch is fat where is matters 💅

[high wing]

drake also sucks

he a kiddy diddler

[quartz pier]

https://tenor.com/view/youre-your-gif-22328611

[high wing]

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-gif-1567502554834460145

[placid sail]

that's a fungal parasite

you should probably do a check up tree man

[pastel quartz]

I feel like could rub off a layer of crust off of her face fake ass bitch

[pastel quartz]

its cosmetic 💅 💅 ✨

[digital quartz]

thats how they make oud for perfume

they inject funal parasites into a type of tree

[naive bison]

dooge

[pastel quartz]

lmao you sniffing my ass

[final rose]

low res
please provide higher res

[digital quartz]

they die and they harvest the infected corpse of the tree

[placid sail]

no, fungal parasite in tree's flesh ✨

[digital quartz]

pretty fucked up from a trees perspective I guess

[naive bison]

https://www.google.com/

[pastel quartz]

ok Boomer

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/false-morgan-freeman-false-morgan-freeman-gif-8346363354631851401

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-look-cat-look-at-camera-silly-cat-in-a-cage-gif-889392959852579879

[digital quartz]

I thought you'd be the one to care

[final rose]

[pastel quartz]

the dogs name is boomer

[high wing]

my suit costs 80k to fix 💀

[placid sail]

the booms name is dogger

[quartz pier]

Fur suit moment

[pastel quartz]

run naked bruh you die from 1 bullet anyways

no diff

[high wing]

im gonna kiss your mom

[placid sail]

call tge bondulance

[high wing]

ive taken like 40 bullets

[visual stirrup]

damn, it really is tarkov

[quartz pier]

Alright
Tell me how ashes taste bbg

[pastel quartz]

but would you take a bullet for me 🥺

[high wing]

hell naw

[potent hamlet]

Besides him being a childkisser, his music sucks ass

[digital quartz]

Just tell the bandits to dome you in the temple and end it because you will never financially recover anyway

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/1blocked-message-discord-meme-troll-brick-wall-gif-23392632

hunter who?

never heard of em

[naive bison]

https://open.spotify.com/album/0hvT3yIEysuuvkK73vgdcW?si=9nO5IinoQN-bqg-MsXYG8Q&go=1&utm_campaign=fAfTD_96_fmly&utm_source=Original_Original&utm_medium=Original&utm_content=4a727016-6ded-42d7-b9b7-28e5a0e4025c_none_Kendrick%2BLamar_none_none_none_20241122_https%253A%252F%252Fmy-gnx.com%252F_pglane_US_KendrickLamar.lnk.to%2FGNX&nd=1&dlsi=7814d47f42f14f84

WAIT ITS A WHOLE ALBUM

[pastel quartz]

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[split canyon]

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[final rose]

forgotten

[potent hamlet]

Dalai Lama is still alive?

[pastel quartz]

yea

[inland jackal]

that dog is familiar

boom boom?

[pastel quartz]

fc5 dog

[final rose]

hello @tidal trellis

[inland jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/boomer-far-cry-far-cry-boomer-far-cry-5-boomer-boom-boom-gif-6490990740061328837

[digital quartz]

you realize thats a title right?

[inland jackal]

i saw him in fc6

[final rose]

almost mention'd falco

[inland jackal]

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/far-cry-far-cry5-far-cry-discord-ban-gif-26578989

[pastel quartz]

YOU WHAT

[potent hamlet]

No, i didnt know

i actually now searched it up and noticed its a title

lol

[pastel quartz]

@potent hamlet dont go just yet i need to nerdsplain you quick

[potent hamlet]

the actual Dalai Lama is still fucking alive

holy shit

[digital quartz]

it would be pretty dope if the Dalai Lama was alive for 500 years + but yeah sadly not how it works

[potent hamlet]

sorry i gotta get 20k points in tetris

[pastel quartz]

it is the responsibility of the High Lamas of the Gelugpa tradition and the Tibetan government to seek out and find the next Dalai Lama following the death of the incumbent. The process can take a long time. It took four years to find the 14th (current) Dalai Lama, Tenzin Gyatso.

[idle veldt]

T-spin double

[pastel quartz]

so the dalai lama is never technically dead

so saing still alive is the wrong use of words

you should of said is the 14th one still alive

[potent hamlet]

last thing i watched up about the Tibet is when the Chinese wanted to conquer it and they Dalai Lama was like 5 years

[river zealot]

was there really absolutely nothing better to do

[pastel quartz]

🤓

[idle veldt]

T-spin triple

[potent hamlet]

i mean i have to do a lot of stuff

but im tired

walking in the sun is no joke

[dreamy flax]

:flag_cl: Chillán, Chillan, Ñuble, Chile

:clock3: 22 November 2024, 15:34 (03:34 PM)
🌎 UTC -3.0
☀️ Day

☁️ Scattered clouds
🌁 38% humidity
🍃 SE 130° | 2.57 m/s wind
🌡️ 23.85°C (Feels like 22.85°C)
74.93°F (Feels like 73.13°F)

[river zealot]

me n who

[narrow sorrel]

They did conquer it, and then they did it again

[potent hamlet]

24 degrees

[digital quartz]

still looking for love?

[river zealot]

[cosmic cave]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/588474826105290753/1036606419857838140/IMG_2762.gif

https://i.imgflip.com/9bb25g.gif

[potent hamlet]

Idk, i saw a couple of chinese dudes shooting AK's

[pastel quartz]

You cant walk on the sun its so hot you would burn instantly you should of said walking in the UV rays of the sun outside

[narrow sorrel]

back2back

[high wing]

Why is this pic so @tidal trellis coded

[pastel quartz]

[digital quartz]

I fear you have to go outside to find something substantial

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/gosling-sad-gosling-ryan-gosling-blade-runner-snow-gosling-snow-gif-6845320348811377304

[river zealot]

brother the only substantial thing i will find outside is an fpv drone

[potent hamlet]

i mean i do have stuff that blocks the UV Rays and sun

[visual stirrup]

free explosives

[digital quartz]

I guess we are not far enough in the future to court an fpv drone just yet

tough

[pastel quartz]

put on yo suncream

shrimple

[inland jackal]

whar

[river zealot]

[naive bison]

what are they in agreement of

[narrow sorrel]

this is like that episode of family guy

[potent hamlet]

but wearing them give you a lot of heat and sweat

[digital quartz]

I feel like this applies to almost any situation in life

[green schooner]

@river zealot

[digital quartz]

I am not sure you are supposed to apply it like a second skin

[cosmic cave]

is how people from chile say friend

[digital quartz]

doesnt it soak into the skin?

[narrow sorrel]

No the DRONE episode

[inland jackal]

@potent hamlet

[narrow sorrel]

involving a bird

[digital quartz]

oh I see where this is going

[river zealot]

oh do we have another fucking south american

[potent hamlet]

i dont really have anything that will help let me cool off and not being exposed to sun rays

[river zealot]

fuckers gonna start a cartel

[cosmic cave]

im mexican

[inland jackal]

@naive bison they buffed yi

[digital quartz]

dont you have a poncho?

[cosmic cave]

ive been here, i just been busy brother

[narrow sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/minor-spelling-mistake-gif-21179057

[river zealot]

never seen you before

[inland jackal]

he meant that

[digital quartz]

💀 you sure?

might just be a slur

[river zealot]

[visual stirrup]

get a camo poncho
very functional and can be used with any outfit

[potent hamlet]

i mean, kinda? Pana is a central american word, they used it a lot in memes and by the argentinians, colombians and venezuelans, so it got into the chilean language

[cosmic cave]

for a sniper at the start its pretty good

[inland jackal]

so Panama is mother friend?

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/who-said-i-was-joking-clint-eastwood-i'm-not-kidding-no-joke-not-joking-gif-9807196645054668991

[digital quartz]

I read it as "without any outfit" and thought wow thats bold

[cosmic cave]

mostly hear my chilean friends say it now

[ruby minnow]

Ponchos are real cool

[potent hamlet]

no, Panama is a central american country

[inland jackal]

so a friend country

[potent hamlet]

chileans call their friends ''Weón''

[placid sail]

man I wish I had a real poncho

[visual stirrup]

that sounds like a nightmare i would have
walking around completely naked in public, save a poncho
covered, yet so exposed

[river zealot]

they are so fucknig ugly man lol

[digital quartz]

Osaka dodging the Poncho question so we dont pull her Chilean card

[potent hamlet]

Weón usually means anything

[ruby minnow]

Nuh uhh

[inland jackal]

hey anything

[placid sail]

sending a swarm of drones upon your house

[digital quartz]

I feel like now you are doing it on purpose

[river zealot]

bruh

[potent hamlet]

Weón is meant to be a friend, a person, an enemy, a dumbass or somebody that's not very bright

[river zealot]

i didnt even notyice it myself

[ruby minnow]

And i will cut the tb2 supply this instant

[inland jackal]

what about gringo

[broken topaz]

Totally forgot i had a work dinner with all my colleagues tomorrow

Im not even in the country lol

[primal rapids]

I want that aesthetic where everyone is wearing rain ponchos over their armor and gas masks

[digital quartz]

you started working again?

[broken topaz]

Yea

[potent hamlet]

Gringo is a word for specially Americans

[broken topaz]

A lil while ago

[inland jackal]

[digital quartz]

coding related?

[broken topaz]

Anyways just had to text my boss a shameful message that i couldnt be there and forgor

[broken topaz]

Nay

[river zealot]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2wgBBqtX5x2UfcJItChy3H?si=e8452c833d0a4cc4
@inland jackal @potent hamlet @ivan

fuck

@stone blade

[narrow sorrel]

are you on pto?

[broken topaz]

Yes

[inland jackal]

real chads use youtube to share links

[narrow sorrel]

[cosmic cave]

also where did you get the lynx from? dont tell me my boy nimble is still on the trading business

[potent hamlet]

you can call any person outside the country and that doesnt know spanish a gringo

but its specially for people from the USA

[digital quartz]

Just say you are unorganized and dont really care about the team anyway he'll understand

[broken topaz]

The dinner was scheduled before i planned to come here spontaneously

[broken topaz]

LOL

[potent hamlet]

I think its a mexican originated word

[broken topaz]

Real and true

[river zealot]

wait i have to repost something

[broken topaz]

But i cant say that

[inland jackal]

[river zealot]

@potent hamlet

[visual stirrup]

gringx

[potent hamlet]

damn

[broken topaz]

I feel bad

[digital quartz]

one of my ex colleagues was important enough that he got away with shit like that quite regularly

[green schooner]

Strider

[potent hamlet]

yeah, Argentina is really fucked up

[digital quartz]

wich was always very entertaining

[broken topaz]

I should have notified her a little earlier

[digital quartz]

he did not hold back at all

[inland jackal]

@river zealot @stone blade average serb spotify

[broken topaz]

Lol

[dreamy flax]

💱 1 ARS (Argentine Peso) :flag_ar: is equal to 0.98 CLP (Chilean Peso) :flag_cl:

[river zealot]

bro you aint much better

[dreamy flax]

💱 1 UAH (Ukrainian Hryvnia) :flag_ua: is equal to 23.87 CLP (Chilean Peso) :flag_cl:

[river zealot]

[broken topaz]

Unfortunately im very replaceable

[cosmic cave]

gringo? ye its from the mfs who got denied entry to the US, cuz they didnt have a green card, so to get the point across they were tellin em "green go"

[dreamy flax]

💱 1 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us: is equal to 986.71 CLP (Chilean Peso) :flag_cl:

[digital quartz]

what do you do anyway?

retail? waiting?

[broken topaz]

Retail atm

[inland jackal]

1 hryk uah

[broken topaz]

Part time

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-mad-gif-26238667

[prime zenith]

dam it been snowing for a while now

[potent hamlet]

usually the CLP is more common is thousands

[digital quartz]

franchise or private?

[prime zenith]

[broken topaz]

Franchise

Our corporate sucks ass

[river zealot]

how much is a pizza there

[digital quartz]

ahh I guess team dinners arent that super duper important then

[broken topaz]

District manager shouted at me the other week

[potent hamlet]

like, 1000 chilean peso is like 1 buck

[broken topaz]

Over the phone

[dreamy flax]

💱 1 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us: is equal to 104.35 RUB (Russian Ruble) :flag_ru:

💱 250 UAH (Ukrainian Hryvnia) :flag_ua: is equal to 5,968.71 CLP (Chilean Peso) :flag_cl:

[broken topaz]

For smth that wasn't even my fault

:c

[potent hamlet]

idk, 5k to 12k

roughly from 5 bucks to 12 bucks

[river zealot]

@visual stirrup you know what they call 50 cents in russia

50 roubles

[potent hamlet]

from individual to familiar

[digital quartz]

do you have a drivers license?

[dreamy flax]

💱 1 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us: is equal to 20.47 MXN (Mexican Peso) :flag_mx:

[broken topaz]

Yea

[river zealot]

damn thats expensive

how is it so expensive even

[tidal trellis]

who ping!!

[digital quartz]

if you dont like retail (wich I would hope because no sane person does) you might want to look into driving for medical or food service companies

[cosmic cave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/289854346395385856/1308466743785820320/toji-fushiguro-toji-zenin.gif

[inland jackal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4Csfuz6o6M

[digital quartz]

good hours good pay

[broken topaz]

I havent driven in forever

[visual stirrup]

If I had a dollar for every time I heard some variation of this joke, i'd have a trillion rubles

[digital quartz]

That just means you dont have any accidents in your record

[prime zenith]

real i lost my mind working retail

[broken topaz]

I mean true

[potent hamlet]

idk pizza prices, last time i ate pizza it was 15 bucks with 2 french fries bag, 2 bags of cheese empanadas and 2 bags of chicken nuggets

[broken topaz]

But also i dont like driving

[digital quartz]

gotta think like HR to get hired

[broken topaz]

Especially not in the city

[potent hamlet]

cheese empanadas is the best thing you've ever tasted to me

[digital quartz]

then maybe call center? sameish pay but way better hours and home office?

[visual stirrup]

the grammar isn't grammaring

what does this mean?

[split canyon]

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/1071843868435304600/SPOILER_en.mp4

[broken topaz]

Id rather not work with people

[visual stirrup]

does that sound natural in spanish?

[digital quartz]

I know bank hotlines hire like crazy currently

[digital quartz]

ahhh I see

[potent hamlet]

idk man im watching a spanish video while writing in english and my brain is like, mixing stuff and grammar

[broken topaz]

I hate people and if i have to listen to complaints all day

Im gonna go insane

[stone blade]

.mp4 1080p x264

[river zealot]

ok this shit is just

this but fried

[digital quartz]

my friend worked for a banking hotline during covid he had to deal with these older eastern german gentlemen regularly that were very ... rude to say the least

he achieved this Zen like state

[inland jackal]

[broken topaz]

In retail i atleast dont really have to interact with people

[digital quartz]

dealing with their bullshit

[inland jackal]

[broken topaz]

I have ny 3 npc lines

[potent hamlet]

these are empanadas de pino

dumbass

[broken topaz]

Hello

[digital quartz]

"I'll look in the back"

[broken topaz]

Here's your change

[potent hamlet]

i said cheese empanadas

[river zealot]

[broken topaz]

Goodbye

[stone blade]

@broken topaz AAAAAAAAAAAA @potent hamlet HI

[digital quartz]

"I can get the manager"

[broken topaz]

I just tell them we dont have any items in storage

[broken topaz]

Haiii

[potent hamlet]

these ones

[river zealot]

i swear i saw this before

[prime zenith]

second day of working retail i had an old man say to my face im a disgusting idiot human

[broken topaz]

Sometimes i am the manager for the day

[digital quartz]

what about selling cocaine?

[visual stirrup]

it's like somebody put cheese instead of beef into chebureki

gross

[broken topaz]

Don't have any cocain

[river zealot]

SEE

[prime zenith]

5seconds after him comes another man saying dont listen to that idiot

[river zealot]

HE FUCKING GETS IT

@placid sail BRO

[narrow sorrel]

...pork

[river zealot]

THE FUCKING CHILEANS GOT THEIR OWN CHEBUREKI

[shell venture]

[digital quartz]

wait really? So you got a full time contract?

[potent hamlet]

also these are

[broken topaz]

No

[digital quartz]

that can change

[prime zenith]

🫃🏼

[potent hamlet]

oven empanadas

[river zealot]

[broken topaz]

But my manager doesnt work on weekends

So

[river zealot]

idk it just said argentian

i figured its all the same shit

[digital quartz]

they let you run that shop anyway? what kind of Saftladen is that?

[broken topaz]

:3 im just a hard worker

Trustworthy

Fast learner

[river zealot]

i think i just alerted the horde

[visual stirrup]

every culture has "food in a bag made of carbs"
there are so many in Russian culture alone
pelemeni, chebureki, varenki, etc.

[digital quartz]

time to negotiate a pay raise

If your manager likes his free weekends

[broken topaz]

They'll find some other sucker

[digital quartz]

I am sure he'll see reason

[broken topaz]

And i need the money

[potent hamlet]

Yeah, its like Chebureki and Gyoza and all that because its a really common thing to make, like, filled dough with meat

[broken topaz]

She is very reasonable

But thats up to corporate

Who arent reasonable

[river zealot]

all the same shit eh

[potent hamlet]

yeah, pretty much

[digital quartz]

wich is why I am pretty sure you aren't even allowed to be shift manager