🎪bruh-fart

[slender rock]

Are you the way you are?

[river zealot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/945187411862880266/1099579550813405226/y.gif

can we execute this person

[pastel quartz]

No

[pastel quartz]

Mr being fucked

[shell venture]

not anymore

[pastel quartz]

被操

[shell venture]

[pastel quartz]

Bèi cāo

No one else gets what we are saying

Im literaly like sponegecock

This is bad out of context

What

I blame this chat for my sleep deprivation

[wraith socket]

it's okay I got something for yall

[lusty sonnet]

Some mofo is gonna start talking in dutch and leave you confused as well

[pastel quartz]

how did the robot get ropreggars

[wraith socket]

https://tenor.com/view/bing-gif-25601964

[shell venture]

satanic black magic

[pastel quartz]

Dutch isnt real

[wraith socket]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-mario-phone-check-walk-gif-15818126186478764678

Ill let myself out

[pastel quartz]

Only language german and chinese

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/gekoloniseerd-voc-nederland-kolonisatie-verenigde-oostindische-compagnie-gif-13241235

[shell venture]

فاك يور ماثر

[pastel quartz]

Die

Ik heb exotische dieren verborgen in mijn kelder

[pastel quartz]

Ik spijker je met je voorhuid aan de muur en kijk hoe de zwaartekracht je dikke reet er langzaam van af rukt.

I was raised muslim by brown people

[dreamy flax]

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[pastel quartz]

@slender rock TO THE BARBER STAT

[pastel quartz]

Monster

[river zealot]

nice moustashe

[pastel quartz]

Definitely has unregistered fire arms

[wraith socket]

https://tenor.com/view/fafo-findout-fuckaround-fuckaroundandfindout-you-gif-26826252

[pastel quartz]

the facial hair is ok but i can tell the backside of his hair is a shitshow bro needs a barber immediately

I meed

A gun

And just one bullet

to shoot yourself

poggers

Yes brotha

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.betterttv.net/emote/626ee4eb3c6f14b68846c0f2/3x.gif

[wraith socket]

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-cobain-nirvana-kurt-cobain-smoking-kurt-cobain-smoking-a-cigarette-gif-1404711523471374692

[pastel quartz]

I traveled across the planet to see my sister and she gave me a mullet and sent me back

[pastel quartz]

Ja

[dreamy flax]

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[pastel quartz]

Silly

@shell venture

I took that while skating on a bridge over the giant river

Called notre dame bridge

[pastel quartz]

you need sunshine

[lusty sonnet]

Fake language

[pastel quartz]

emo bitchass

Am always sun

[pastel quartz]

I live in tent

Obviously

I look 6

[heady crow]

I need dutch "peoples" skulls to study them

[pastel quartz]

Guess my age off that picture

[river zealot]

are you fucking homeless

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-sonic-the-hedgehog-tails-knuckles-freaky-gif-12830799583270855342

[pastel quartz]

I started rock hard and ended rock hard

No mak has legs like that

[pastel quartz]

TEAR MY LIFE INTO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

lookin ass

No

My hair is short in that

My apolocheese

Is the wind

My hair is usually beyond shoulder like grandpapa

[shell venture]

https://tenor.com/view/nikolas-sad-chat-bubble-discord-reaction-rain-gif-13671655099393727488

[lusty sonnet]

What you studying?

[pastel quartz]

REAL

[naive bison]

Costco Turkey Tom

[heady crow]

Ridiculous fake language and culture. I need to know which of yakubs creatures they are closest to

[pastel quartz]

Die

[pastel quartz]

Die

[pastel quartz]

My pfp is insane

[river zealot]

hey osaka

[potent hamlet]

Hello

[heady crow]

New larp outfit?

[naive bison]

Like mentally Ill type insane tho

[pastel quartz]

Deip

Deip

[pastel quartz]

Oil up

[naive bison]

The “Scott Pilgrim ruined a whole generation of women” PFP @potent hamlet

[broken topaz]

you wouldnt dress up as scout troopers with me?? 🥺

[shell venture]

KYS

[river zealot]

hows its going

[potent hamlet]

I slept past my hour

Now I have to run

[heady crow]

Whaaattt. Noo when did i say thatt. Id love to dress up as imperial troopers with you :3. Im gonna be a snowtrooper though

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-storm-trooper-gif-11072383

[heady crow]

Theyre cold

[broken topaz]

real

[heady crow]

Anyways corii hey hii

Whatsup

[broken topaz]

doing some uni stuff atm

while marie takes a nap

[heady crow]

Again?

[broken topaz]

:3

[pastel quartz]

Nuhuh

[heady crow]

Does she sleep most of the day like a puppy

[broken topaz]

rn waiting for some packages and a codebase to download

[river zealot]

[broken topaz]

no not that bad

[heady crow]

Alright, thats whats up. I guess its good that you get time to do uni stuff too

Havent been kicked out yet atleast

[pastel quartz]

Back

Lost my og pfp

[pastel quartz]

Shit your wjole ass

[dreamy flax]

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[river zealot]

Mods can we Ban this user finally

[shell venture]

[pastel quartz]

I used to be admin of a server called wagnee

Few k people

This guy would come on

Smoke meth in front of like 50 ppl in vc

And program

[river zealot]

[pastel quartz]

Bro is extraordinarily good at it

He is a full time functioning member of society

[lusty sonnet]

Iedy will goon to it

As will flop probably

[glad carbon]

@broken topaz goober!!!!

[glad carbon]

[river zealot]

I wonder if its a man

[glad carbon]

who doxxed xalrider

[pastel quartz]

Me

Jk

https://tenor.com/view/walrus-wet-mouth-open-grossmouth-gif-14327523

[novel palm]

How do you know he didn't doxx himself?

[narrow lotus]

Flat ass

[glad carbon]

i forgot i blocked iedy

whoops

[rare mica]

WHY DO STALKER 2 MODS HAVE TO BE ON NEXUS MODS?

[river zealot]

Brainfart members trying to go 5 minutes without blocking someone(impossible)

[glad carbon]

because moddb doesnt have stalker 2

[glad carbon]

he was posting big spoilers while i was installing game

[deep topaz]

Xalrider lives on earth

Leetol gonzobongo

Get doxxed

[rare mica]

so much for fucking gamma 2. enjoy having to pay for nexus premium

or spending 4 days downloading mods individually

[deep topaz]

Just use notascamdownloader.com

[glad carbon]

dude you realize 99% of stalker mods rn are pak files

mod tools arent out yet

i bet once they are, moddb will be the major hub for em

[rare mica]

if they are. do you believe people would move to moddb?

[glad carbon]

yeah

[rare mica]

i doubt

[glad carbon]

you are stinky

[glad carbon]

NOOO

[deep topaz]

My cars bite my fingers sometimes and it's cute

[ruby minnow]

hulk tuah, smash that thang

[inland jackal]

i found xal @river zealot

[novel palm]

https://tenor.com/view/cars-bite-gif-22891948

[deep topaz]

Geekin

[river zealot]

the car usually slaps me

@glad carbon

[deep topaz]

I've never had slappy cats, only bitey ones

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/its-been84years-titanic-rose-dawson-gif-5372593

[deep topaz]

Every once in a while if I'm really trying to get him wound up, he'll swat at me

[river zealot]

@placid sail

[deep topaz]

Does anyone else hear the high pitched frequency from CRT tvs?

Almost nobody in my family can

[river zealot]

i think i know what youre talking about

[deep topaz]

This radio in my work van is killing me cause it does the same thing

[glad carbon]

@river zealot

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/876870963055181826/1309497480047759370/sTA8DMa.mp4?ex=6741cc10&is=67407a90&hm=6d0bfe65ae94f145aeafd0b48592308c8b8b55edaa420662255664695aac2bba&

[gleaming geyser]

It is a very slightly higher frequency than my tinnitus. I literally cannot sleep if a CRT is powered on in the same room

[river zealot]

[river zealot]

@narrow lotus

[gleaming geyser]

Am I supposed to be able to read that?

[narrow lotus]

Have fun

You have to do that everytime you reload game

[potent hamlet]

Last night I noticed my little cat was sleeping with me instead of my brother

Like, my dog in my lap and my cat in my chest

[river zealot]

[river zealot]

awwww

[narrow lotus]

Did u trip on a tank mine and hit ur head?

[river zealot]

no why

[narrow lotus]

We dont say awww we say cool dude

[potent hamlet]

I'm scared that my brother becomes jealous of me because she's supposed to be his cat, not mine

[river zealot]

[narrow lotus]

Isnt he like an adult

[river zealot]

concussion man, sorry, im afraid its permanent

[mossy void]

https://tenor.com/view/car-garn47-garn-47-garn-car-garn47-gif-17918098241540694989

[atomic crane]

i either dreamt that i got up out of bed at 12 am thinking it was 6 am and took my meds, or it actually happened

one more dose couldnt hurt... right chat?

gambling

[potent hamlet]

He is

[atomic crane]

not saying aww is toxic masculinity

the 20-pager is due in 2 days and i have 3 pages left to write

[potent hamlet]

But I've never been actually better than him, so since animals seem to like me so much and Im not scared of dogs or cats, I usually fight them back when they try to assert dominance

And I obviously win because dogs and cats are smaller

[river zealot]

happens often to me before

woke up and thought i was doing routine

to actually wake up 5 minutes later

[potent hamlet]

My big cat has tried to show she's the leader just for me to fight her until she gets tired and decides I won

[river zealot]

@narrow lotus fucking rivatuner isnt working

its wroking?

[river zealot]

stop beating the cat osaka

[potent hamlet]

Same with dogs, it's pretty funny how dogs that bark and try to bite me have been unsuccessful because I just go and fight them lmao

[potent hamlet]

I mean I don't beat them, I just play their game

Not like I hit them full fist

[narrow lotus]

Yes

[potent hamlet]

But it's like, slap but not with force, more like pushing their face to the side and stuff

It's pretty funny tbh

[river zealot]

[eager igloo]

Call me european the way I got all of those

[river zealot]

this little pieceo f shit

[glad carbon]

use mod

[storm stream]

you're not all that, lil bro

calm down

[river zealot]

hey catbites

[storm stream]

Serval pfp 🤝

[river zealot]

🤝

[potent hamlet]

My two cats usually try to fight and since the bigger one is 2 years old and the other is like a month old, usually her force is a lot more

[dreamy flax]

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[potent hamlet]

Yesterday I threw a chancla at them because the little one started to meow like she was hurting

[storm stream]

chancla?

[dreamy flax]

:flag_es: **Galician** *(Galego)*

⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

flip flop

[river zealot]

the spanish genes are showing

[tidal trellis]

its the crashing anomaly

it made a return

[eager igloo]

Okay Im not narcoleptic usually

Also Im not lil nor bro

[storm stream]

how tall are you? (if you don't mind telling)

[river zealot]

@placid sail

The little sweater is hand made

[tidal trellis]

oh

[runic kernel]

Hi

[river zealot]

alo cayboyo

how its going fella

[river zealot]

@placid sail

[eager igloo]

~180

[eager igloo]

Hi sugarpop

[potent hamlet]

Steve is a menace to society

[river zealot]

bro 16 gigs on loading shaders

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/sogga-binguscord-bongus-floppa-gif-20268084

[river zealot]

how do you even have these

[tidal trellis]

how cute

[thin trench]

@placid sail

[river zealot]

[glad carbon]

[eager igloo]

Hijacking

[glad carbon]

holy FUCK

@river zealot burers are fucked

like insanely fucked

[frail scaffold]

Thank God

Gunslinger sweep

[glad carbon]

OMG

webfishing goober

[pastel quartz]

Sleep deprived

Nah

Owl

[frail scaffold]

Hii

[atomic crane]

schlicking

[river zealot]

nah man poland and slovenia are the femboys

[river zealot]

the what

[pastel quartz]

Artem

[atomic crane]

the eastern front

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-surprised-bunny-rabbit-jump-scare-gif-12977487485869674980

[atomic crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1307781127725125642/ezgif.com-optimize.gif

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/rabbit-binky-zoomies-snowball-bunny-gif-12603676718404936109

[river zealot]

of course

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-cat-typing-typing-cat-gif-5751430

[river zealot]

we should bring back /urban

[river zealot]

what now?

[ruby minnow]

the devious bloodsucker

[pastel quartz]

Whenever i see ur name

I think of

Metro

[ruby minnow]

!sean

[split canyon]

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[ruby minnow]

his real name is Artyom

[pastel quartz]

Artyom

[river zealot]

thats my fucking name bro

[pastel quartz]

Oh

Word

[atomic crane]

that is sad

[ruby minnow]

real

it pings the potato sean tho

that's why i do it

[frail scaffold]

Yeah i still see the ping

[pastel quartz]

I love metro

[ruby minnow]

nah metro is shit

[pastel quartz]

Sa

Ss it send it

[ruby minnow]

i prefer bus

[pastel quartz]

Bus?

[placid sail]

horrible fate

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/prince-of-egypt-hebrew-nonsense-gif-18542110

[pastel quartz]

Topology

[ruby minnow]

yeah bus

[ruby minnow]

the bus

[pastel quartz]

Jesus

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-light-christ-gif-14661498768781402241

[pastel quartz]

Low pixle

Androids

[pastel quartz]

I switched apps

I loved when @frail scaffold said this

[placid sail]

but what if fiber optic sells well too

[frail scaffold]

Real

[pastel quartz]

Need me 600ft of not copper

[atomic crane]

does food heal you in call of pripyat?

[pastel quartz]

I think

I have not played it in so long

Idk if i can handle the clonk anymore

[placid sail]

so were there any patches released for sdalger 2 yet aside from what grok cooked?

[pastel quartz]

What is sdalger

Oh

Yeah

[atomic crane]

zdolger

[pastel quartz]

Deadzones

For console lmao

They released the game and forgot to add deadzones for controllers so little kids to molest their controllers couldn’t not spin

[atomic crane]

what the fuck are you yapping about

[arctic talon]

should I download stalcraft?

Any good?

[atomic crane]

another one lost to the roblox zone

[torn pivot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/404338516336574477/1309372384066932778/aGydXXX_460sv.mp4?ex=6741578f&is=6740060f&hm=a17b34311c4571b202df18e3d6dcd3c5945ae30b16b85bf63109f9acb5139e70&

[arctic talon]

Haven't got it yet tbf

Literally downloading gamma rn

[atomic crane]

god i love the PSO scope

the rangefinder is so nice

i wish every scope had a rangefinder built into it like that

[river zealot]

@potent hamlet fighting the dog

[fluid epoch]

Stalcraft pretty pog, early game seems to be the most fun

[pastel quartz]

Wx wife took the kids

[pastel quartz]

My som

[dreamy flax]

@upbeat river (nigger_34785) has been banned for reason: Nice new account, too bad it breaks rules.

[atomic crane]

my alt

[pastel quartz]

Wild

[potent hamlet]

I once was skating and a dog came to bite me, I tried to grab him because a biting dog in the street is dangerous, I grabbed him by the collar and a little girl told me to let him go

[pastel quartz]

Biting dog in the street is dangerous

[river zealot]

usually the dogs i see are all bark no bite

[potent hamlet]

I can't remember well what I screamed but it was between the lines of: "Bitch, control your fucking dog, almost bite me" and she wouldn't accept that the dog almost bite me

[potent hamlet]

I mean, the dog came directly barking and wanting to bite me, you can tell when they bark and not bite

[arctic talon]

Uhmm bit* ☝️ 🤓

[potent hamlet]

Bit is the dick you have

[arctic talon]

Trve!!!

[river zealot]

nah i would kick the bitch

[arctic talon]

I have a bit of a dick

[river zealot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viE-RcTtKdE&pp=ygUGI3NxdWlp

[arctic talon]

Running kick fuckslap into superman punch combo on a dog small enough to fit in a handbag

[atomic crane]

the squirrel was a fed

[pastel quartz]

Fart

[river zealot]

he's a feeeeed

[atomic crane]

when i saw "kick the squirrel" i thought it would just be a funny animal abuse moment but it quickly turned into a sqvirell mvlcher moment

fuckin gored its ass

[river zealot]

"funny animal abuse"

mhm

[arctic talon]

based actually I fucking hate squirrels. They're invasive where I live.

[atomic crane]

[arctic talon]

Had one sneak into my room once, climbed on the back of my computer chair.

[eager igloo]

Its very tasty

Tastes like human blood

[potent hamlet]

At the end the mother came because the girl started screaming and I told her the dog almost (@arctic talon) BIT me and she said sorry and stuff

[pastel quartz]

Shart

Shart

Lmao

Fuck

[dreamy flax]

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[pastel quartz]

Peg

[narrow lotus]

@eager igloo

🖕

[pastel quartz]

Poland

https://tenor.com/view/polish-cow-cow-dancing-dance-dancing-cow-gif-19109155

[potent hamlet]

Dude just wanted to burn his house

[narrow lotus]

@stone blade @inland jackal

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/the-patriot-the-patriot-laughing-red-gif-15141690

I love being a grammar nazi unironically

[pastel quartz]

Ghost of gamma

[river zealot]

[narrow lotus]

My neighbour at 6:26 AM

[pastel quartz]

9:15 am

I win

[broken topaz]

Gooba

[river zealot]

didnt we esteblish in call of pripyat that there are anomalies in the air

[atomic crane]

only in some areas and moreso toward the center of the zone

cuz in SoC and CS i believe there were hinds flying around cordon and shi

[ruby minnow]

what the hell is that

[atomic crane]

and agroprom

[pastel quartz]

‎

[ruby minnow]

what kind of aircraft is that

[pastel quartz]

Tis

[atomic crane]

weather balloon

[pastel quartz]

Pee

[river zealot]

weather ballon aye

[pastel quartz]

Weird display

Unicode weird

[inland jackal]

the power

[pastel quartz]

Powa

[ruby minnow]

the retard above me thinks he's cool or something

[pastel quartz]

So col

[heady crow]

Which one, half of brainfart?

[ruby minnow]

there is no S addition to the retard

so its only a single person

[heady crow]

Dont get logical with me

[heady crow]

SULLSOIIIII

SUOMIIIII

[pastel quartz]

War

Wawr

[heady crow]

Peak finnish defence forces. Went back to the brigade for 3 days and all i did was sleep on my bed

[pastel quartz]

Femboy

Wait

I have an idea

[narrow sorrel]

we're all the same person wdym

[frail scaffold]

https://x.com/ratemyplatenow/status/1840465768036868422

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Haggis ft Mash by Ben B

Twitter · Sep 29, 2024, 6:56 PM

poop with a side of shit

[glad carbon]

haggis 🤢

[pastel quartz]

It womt transparent

[river zealot]

@glad carbon how the fuck do i get this shit

[inland jackal]

who the hail are you

[pastel quartz]

Banjo

Samurai

[river zealot]

nvm i got up

[inland jackal]

who?

[pastel quartz]

😢

[inland jackal]

the homo?

[pastel quartz]

Yes

[inland jackal]

oh right

[pastel quartz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/617061138877906944/1156493408530075678/ezgif.com-gif-maker_39.gif

[inland jackal]

you da homo guy]

[pastel quartz]

Okay weseli

At least im not

A furry

At least im not in dmz

[inland jackal]

whats wrong with dmz

[river zealot]

@glad carbon a good stalker playthru starts with raiding the military

[river zealot]

orang

the liberals dont wnat you to know

but you can just stab them do death

[pastel quartz]

I did not cook with this one

[river zealot]

can we ban this user

[atomic crane]

https://youtu.be/kFx3X3dLwls

[pastel quartz]

I did nothing

[heady crow]

I agree

All greynames shouldnt be allowed here

[inland jackal]

how does fucking artyom have more fps than me

[narrow sorrel]

Junji Ito's Uzumaki

[inland jackal]

maybe i havent optimized it yet

[atomic crane]

W did u get drivers

[narrow sorrel]

closer connection to The Zone

[river zealot]

fsr bruh

and fps gener

[inland jackal]

oh right

[river zealot]

i mean we have good ones

kokopelli

[atomic crane]

Did u just call frame generation "fps generation"

[heady crow]

Need to buy more of his works. I only got hellstar remina

[atomic crane]

Kinda awesome

[river zealot]

i didnt want to type it out

[heady crow]

Isnt he gone?

[inland jackal]

right there

[atomic crane]

Frame gen is same amount of letters as fps gener

[river zealot]

hes right here

[heady crow]

Oh right, without the orc pfp i didnt recognise him

[river zealot]

ok the big red propane tank does explode when stabbing it

fuuuu

[atomic crane]

Hey I am not a greyname

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1109195332216164484/1287504182554661048/3C7E5C69-7702-4A7C-944A-E1EDB7D41C8E.gif

[river zealot]

also grey names already cant get here

god fucknig damn it, i have to kill the military again

[atomic crane]

Greyname or gamma-born?

You got artifacts in your ears? I said greyname or gamma-born?

Skyrim reference, epic win

2009 was such a good year for music

Alright brainphardt, time to head into the office

[inland jackal]

@atomic crane if the driver idea works, im going to shoot myself

[atomic crane]

See you later

[atomic crane]

It's not an idea it's a requirement

[pastel quartz]

The 2000's were just great for all media

[river zealot]

oh i had to upgrade drivers

[pastel quartz]

What I would give to go back to the 360 era...

[river zealot]

i didnt

shit

[river zealot]

hey finland

[narrow lotus]

You see Artyom , in the zona , knife is better than bullet

Also have u seen Skif's godly PB pistol has more damage than rifles 🤣

In the zona , PB is russian deagle

[pastel quartz]

Hi! 👋

Love the feeling of having nearly straight A's even though I have been doing jack shit

[severe flicker]

https://youtube.com/shorts/D9wBMrXJ0nw?si=WKU-SCkKWl4IxG1M

[pastel quartz]

My motto for life is to try and get 80% the results at 20% the effort

[river zealot]

yeah same

[pastel quartz]

By the time I'm home I've been on my phone for like 5 hours in total

I need to atleast do something productive on it though instead of watching reels

[river zealot]

@glad carbon the military has some good shit

[wheat kestrel]

(Fuck you btw)

[pastel quartz]

I love fsr3 and dlss but ONLY when its on top of a well optimized game, it should be a way to reach high fps and not meet the bare minimum

[wheat kestrel]

Exactly.

[pastel quartz]

Like with fsr and dlss I can get like 200 fps on cyberpunk with my 2080 super on high settings

[inland jackal]

fuck you

[fluid heron]

I'm already getting dreams about stalker 2

[wheat kestrel]

[pastel quartz]

Fsr and dlss should never come close to touching the recommend specs page

[wheat kestrel]

Truest statement

[pastel quartz]

Sadly though like in every other industry, technical innovations are used to further cut corners rather than to improve what we already have

[wheat kestrel]

Less work = cheaper product = more profit

Who need some optimization bullshit when we cane get frame gen to do it for us

[glad carbon]

oh this one

[inland jackal]

@river zealot send settings

[river zealot]

everything else on minimum

actually native on 60 fps

but for some reason looks like shit

[pastel quartz]

Taa maybe?

Fucking hate taa

[river zealot]

why does it look like this

Taa looks fine

i will run Taa for now

[pastel quartz]

Taa is the worst AA option imo

[glad carbon]

???

[river zealot]

nah i get microfreezes on taa

i will run xess

[glad carbon]

TAA with fsr off

[pastel quartz]

God those are the worst

Microstutters

I found out reshade has some like pointless setting on my default that caused them and it was so nice playing with it off and having a smooth experience

[glad carbon]

lol

[final rose]

Artem will get shot by the mods

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus @coarse bear @frail scaffold @steel bone @wooden surge @pastel quartz @river zealot @inland jackal I get a phone call from UK guy his internet is not workign none of his divices are connected
after 30 minutes of troubleshooting he tells me his old router is still plugged into the old sockets on the walls

[steel bone]

[frail scaffold]

Classic IT moment

[stone blade]

IS HE STUPID

[inland jackal]

[steel bone]

He's regarded

[stone blade]

dude

NO WAY

I'm sure his divices were connecting to his old router which is plugged into the disabled network

[river zealot]

why

[narrow sorrel]

sdalger2 chat

[glad carbon]

@steel bone

[steel bone]

Oil up

[glad carbon]

okay :3

[tranquil basalt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1083656234319749130/IMG_1119.gif

[steel bone]

[river zealot]

me n who

[steel bone]

Me and my inner voices

[hoary elk]

i love protein

[tranquil basalt]

this video would had cured ryry

[steel bone]

[steel bone]

He was doomed

No-one could save him

[tranquil basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/itsover-wojack-gif-4367840179675491690

[naive bison]

started a far cry 5 playthrough

just to see if it's as bad as i remember

just realized how retarded the story is

they send 4 people to arrest Joseph Seed

[naive bison]

why does this US Marshal have a fucking makarov?

[inland jackal]

@river zealot

[river zealot]

[steel bone]

Fuck. Laptop

[river zealot]

oh retard

yeah why do i have better fps

[inland jackal]

[river zealot]

your gpu is weaker

[inland jackal]

oh well, time to play real stalker 2

[steel bone]

Anyway, my GPU is 14 °c hotter

[inland jackal]

time to play league

[steel bone]

Ew

Go wash yourself

[inland jackal]

[potent hamlet]

Because keeping your enemy's gun is cooler

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/stargaasm/status/1859688565057388576?t=LJ-Xl7elrB617guCb7tM_w&s=19 @tidal trellis

[inland jackal]

hi alicia

[river zealot]

wait what the fuck

youre right

lol

[potent hamlet]

Hello

[steel bone]

Why he stranding there like he shitted himself

[high wing]

I dunno

[tidal trellis]

Guh?

Why was I pinged

[high wing]

Also how was your mute?

[inland jackal]

hi twink

[potent hamlet]

Because he did after trying to lift those boxes

[high wing]

Hi Twink

[steel bone]

FUCKING AWESOME

[potent hamlet]

What you did

[steel bone]

I almost committed suicide, 12hrs is too much for me

[high wing]

LOOOOOOOOL

he couldn't handle it

[potent hamlet]

I had 24 hours yesterday

[river zealot]

he pinged dry in every channel

with some other russians

and me but i got off scot free

[high wing]

Thats expected from you with all the batshit crazy stuff you say

[steel bone]

Nah

[potent hamlet]

Was the only day I did all my chores perfectly

[steel bone]

He cutted our plan

[naive bison]

which enemy is that

[steel bone]

He deleted the command before we started executing our plan

[potent hamlet]

Russian

[steel bone]

And then killed 3 of us

[river zealot]

bro

[tidal trellis]

[steel bone]

Wdym. It was a joke

[tidal trellis]

So anyways how's everyone doing? good bad?

I haven't been here in a while

[steel bone]

Wery god
You thought i was muted

But you are missing the fact that i could type in #🔨base-gamma-support still

[tidal trellis]

Yeah

[river zealot]

they should mute you until you help a 100 people

[solar obsidian]

[tidal trellis]

It's like a mini game you see

[steel bone]

They think a bit different

Mute me until they're satisfied

[river zealot]

damn the chat is piss coloured huh

[solar obsidian]

posting spongecock can make a man go insane

[steel bone]

Brother..

Spongecock incident

[lusty sonnet]

Do it again

[steel bone]

Ping Dry?

Oh

Post spongecock

[lusty sonnet]

Spongecock incident 2.0

[steel bone]

You perv. Go google for it

[lusty sonnet]

Nah im about to go train

[steel bone]

[high wing]

Not u

[lusty sonnet]

So making pasta and going

[steel bone]

Use reply option

[high wing]

No

[steel bone]

[tidal trellis]

🚋

[steel bone]

Who uses that anyway

[lusty sonnet]

Yeye i know you want some people to run a train on you

[tidal trellis]

Idk

huh

Who'd wish such violent death on me

Smh

[lusty sonnet]

Wait flop doesnt know that expression

[steel bone]

Twinkistani is proud of you

[tidal trellis]

That's a expression???????

[river zealot]

the little one is clueless about a lot of things

[tidal trellis]

we lost disowned

[river zealot]

he is inncoent

[steel bone]

[river zealot]

dont spoil his inncoence please

[lusty sonnet]

I keep overestimating him time and time again

[tidal trellis]

What does this expression mean??? 🤨

And no I don't mean the emote

[steel bone]

[tidal trellis]

stop.

[quartz pier]

Train manslaughter

: )

[tidal trellis]

I got flashbacks to 2020 from seeing that thing

[steel bone]

Now that you said that - me too

[light steeple]

PSEVDAGIGANT

[steel bone]

Understandable

[quartz pier]

https://tenor.com/view/get-real-get-real-meme-stalker-stalker-game-energy-drink-gif-25080407

[inland jackal]

@tidal trellis

[potent hamlet]

I need some of those small headphones

Earphones?

Like those small ones with cable

[quartz pier]

Ear muffs?

Yeah

[naive bison]

the game takes place in 2018, what are you talking about

[quartz pier]

The customer service grindset headset

[potent hamlet]

Man I wanna go home

I'm bored as fuck

[steel bone]

@river zealot

[potent hamlet]

I reached 18k points in tetris

[river zealot]

ping @inland jackal instead

[steel bone]

Will he understand?

[tidal trellis]

I don't drink monster!!

[river zealot]

maybe?

[steel bone]

And you're also playing sc

[tidal trellis]

I don't need energy drinks

[potent hamlet]

Haram

[prisma venture]

u like normal monster right?

[high wing]

What do twinks drink for nutrients

[steel bone]

Semen

Obviously

[high wing]

O

[prisma venture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1094239408179396680/1129889427137769552/femboy-speech-bubble.gif

[tidal trellis]

Eugh

Disgusting

[steel bone]

S2?

[lusty sonnet]

New flop react just dropped

[river zealot]

i played for an hour

its alright

[high wing]

It literally looks like you flop

[quartz pier]

Cannot relate

[tidal trellis]

No it doesn't!

[steel bone]

Whatever you say 😼

[tidal trellis]

Dandy I swear to god

[high wing]

Lmao

[tidal trellis]

DISOWNED!

[steel bone]

[high wing]

Where is the that "murder kill"

[steel bone]

I hope they reown me someday

[lusty sonnet]

I fr thought flop said "daddy" instead of "dandy"

[steel bone]

Eh

[river zealot]

@glad carbon 's alt

[high wing]

There it is

[lusty sonnet]

Multitasking aint it for me

[steel bone]

Fucking disgustang

[river zealot]

your mother is pretty good at multitasking

[tidal trellis]

Get better glasses

[quartz pier]

Or open ya eyes

[tidal trellis]

THERE

Finally

Autocorrect moment

Smh

Smh

[steel bone]

https://tenor.com/view/true-gif-14423606592036775082

Why was it marked as True

[quartz pier]

[quartz pier]

[narrow sorrel]

cyrillic
murrican freedom units

[lusty sonnet]

Yea i know

[high wing]

False true

[narrow sorrel]

oh wait that's just artem's discord

[steel bone]

Brother

[river zealot]

???

[steel bone]

Dirty thought are taking over my mind

[river zealot]

what the fuck are you talking about vro

[river zealot]

weak

[prisma venture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/798522844531130378/1042052379165597766/apple-emoji.gif

[steel bone]

No. Reread what you said previously

[narrow sorrel]

I was like "hur dur why are there cyrillic letters AND amurrican FREEDOM units on his profile" but then I realized it's just because you took that screenshot

[river zealot]

[steel bone]

[steel bone]

Какой же всратый смайлик

[tidal trellis]

What he say

[steel bone]

[dreamy flax]

⚖️ 111.0lb (pounds) is equal to 50.349kg (kilograms)

[steel bone]

Me?

Sosal?

[dreamy flax]

:flag_ru: **Russian** *(русский язык)*

⬇️

:flag_gb: **English** *(English)*

What a shitty smiley

[inland jackal]

@tidal trellis

[narrow sorrel]

"smiley"

Xela

it's 2024

[high wing]

You all will hate me for this

[river zealot]

@placid sail @potent hamlet

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/ShitpostGate/status/1859948697834180890?t=hH7UeuMhJqrepcYjc5VUvQ&s=19

[steel bone]

What

The

Kys now

[river zealot]

[steel bone]

[high wing]

[steel bone]

Please

I beg

[tidal trellis]

u

[high wing]

Look at it

[river zealot]

kill yourself

[steel bone]

Already looked twice

[narrow sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/freiren-sousou-no-freiren-souou-sousou-frieren-gif-10769670424773664679

[steel bone]

Kys please

[high wing]

Never

I live to spite you

[steel bone]

[placid sail]

Боря

[steel bone]

The more i look at it, the more disgusting it gets

[tidal trellis]

What he say

[steel bone]

Borya

[tidal trellis]

What that mean

[lusty sonnet]

Borya

[steel bone]

Someone's name.
In this case, i think it's a cat

[tidal trellis]

Ohhhhhh

[steel bone]

Like.. Boris?

[tidal trellis]

I see!

Interesting

[steel bone]

Twunk learned new word
🥂

[slender rock]

He's growing up so fast

[steel bone]

[lusty sonnet]

Βορις

[river zealot]

@high wing

[steel bone]

[quartz pier]

The hells a twunk??

[dreamy flax]

Couldn't find anything on Twunk

[lusty sonnet]

Buff twink

[dreamy flax]

📚 LGBTQ slang

LGBTQ slang, LGBTQ speak, queer slang, or gay slang is a set of English slang lexicon used predominantly among LGBTQ+ people. It has been used in various languages since the early 20th century as a means by which members of the LGBTQ+ community identify themselves and speak in code with brevity and speed to others.

[river zealot]

i hate this shit

[quartz pier]

Wait is that a hunk and a twink combined

[river zealot]

bring back urban

[lusty sonnet]

Flop has at least 8 of those in his personality, and it aint "The Boys" one

[eager igloo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1306701559790436403/Squidward-How-Original-meme-1.gif

[night berry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/339274772896546819/1309384974155382814/11736580.7_balls.mp4?ex=67416349&is=674011c9&hm=21df17a884bfa5d8039e0f316dff41db7c082843b2fc1fbd615235069f59c6cd&

[quartz pier]

Look at this car

[quartz pier]

Didbanas

[steel bone]

[tidal trellis]

You're corrupting disowned!

[tidal trellis]

Cute

[quartz pier]

There's so many more lmao

[tidal trellis]

Show

[tidal trellis]

What a goober

[quartz pier]

The goobs

[narrow lotus]

@river zealot @placid sail

[quartz pier]

Holy that fov

[tidal trellis]

It won't load :(

[narrow lotus]

i think its from console or idk

[tidal trellis]

Asparagus! Now it loaded

[quartz pier]

Wide-screen ah monitor

[eager igloo]

Luv asparagus

[river zealot]

please god strike this stalker down

[quartz pier]

Yee
I need to find the rest lol

[tidal trellis]

Pls do

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-gif-24107071

[tidal trellis]

I love cute things and cats are on top of that list

[eager igloo]

I get itchy randomly

I am going to tear off my fucking skin

[severe flicker]

I'm guessing you're gonna upload that to twitter

[river zealot]

there are lesbians under your skin

[quartz pier]

Agreed
My dogs a goob so I get plenty of photos

[severe flicker]

Seems about par for the cause over in that hellscape

[tidal trellis]

!!!

[tidal trellis]

Biggol eyes

[quartz pier]

Them autistic eyes

[inland jackal]

@tidal trellis river has no water and washing machine breaks, how do you fix it

[quartz pier]

[tidal trellis]

huh wha

[narrow lotus]

who washes anyway

only god can wash away my sins

[prime zenith]

🥺

[lusty sonnet]

"River has no water"

[inland jackal]

your mother

[river zealot]

what the fuck type of question is this

[tidal trellis]

Do I look like someone who knows how to fix a washing machine

[quartz pier]

"River has no water"
So it's not a river

[prime zenith]

dried out river

idiota

[narrow lotus]

PIZDETZ

[tidal trellis]

😵‍💫 ???

[inland jackal]

not yet

[dreamy flax]

📚 pizdetz

The word "[pizdetz]" (пиздец) is attributed to "[Russian mat]", a sort of Russian slang which is based on sexual content an is commonly banned from official use as well as considered inappropriate for use in conversation by general rules of conduct. The Administrative Code of [Russian Federation] even sets a fine for [public use] of „[mat]”, though this [sanction] is purely formal and its use is seldom. „[Pizdetz]” is originally derived from the word „[pizda]”, which is a „mat” term for vagina. „Pizdetz” may carry different meanings. Here are the most widespread:

1. Short description of a situation, usually negative. This particular use is probably the most widespread. A situation may be described as heavily negative by this sole word. For example, an answer „Pizdetz” to a question „[Kak dela]?” (How are you?) bears a meaning close to „Everything’s [totally fucked up]”.
2. A characteristic of an object. In this case the word also generally bears a negative meaning, though may...

[steel bone]

https://tenor.com/view/durka-gif-8537639936294509544

[quartz pier]

Brb work time

[placid sail]

mf who wrote that definition doesn't know what "obscene language" is, it seems

[tidal trellis]

Escape

[placid sail]

had to invent a second definition

[narrow lotus]

bro's flexibility going out that window is insane

[inland jackal]

did you fix the washing machine yet

[tidal trellis]

He didn't want to go to the doctor

I don't know how to fix washing machines!!

[inland jackal]

why

[tidal trellis]

I just don't!!

[inland jackal]

simply why

go learn that

[prime zenith]

maybe cus it never broke

[tidal trellis]

You'd get a new one or call someone to fix it!

Why!

[inland jackal]

waste of money

haiya

flop debil

[lusty sonnet]

Flop is the washing machine

[inland jackal]

[lusty sonnet]

Twink's job

[tidal trellis]

bruh

[inland jackal]

maybe flop never washed his thigh highs

[river zealot]

i really doubt you would be able to fix it yourself

[tidal trellis]

I don't wear that shit!

[tidal trellis]

THANK YOU

[inland jackal]

i went to school for that

[narrow sorrel]

is there actually a fine?

[inland jackal]

flop didnt

[tidal trellis]

took my side

[slender rock]

Denying it pretty hard over there

[river zealot]

[inland jackal]

men fix stuff, women call men for the problem

[slender rock]

So defensive

[tidal trellis]

shut up blur

[river zealot]

im not on your side, im just against w's side

[tidal trellis]

So you ARE ON MY SIDE

HA

[inland jackal]

nobody is on a twink side

[narrow sorrel]

Flop wears full tights instead of thigh highs

[river zealot]

they used to beat people for that in pakistan

[placid sail]

like every law here, it applies very situationally. common russian swears not that rarely, but to get a fine for that, you either have to call a cop a cunt or upset some local feudal lord or interrupt some sort of event

[tidal trellis]

The hell is that

[slender rock]

Flop is adorable when he's mad, it's like angry little creature trying to fight you, but he can't reach

[placid sail]

they sell better when they're used

[inland jackal]

flop
is 20
cant solder 2 wires

[tidal trellis]

no?? Wha where are you getting this information from

[inland jackal]

conclusion, flop is useless

[tidal trellis]

bruh

[placid sail]

he never even made a tea for himself and you expect him to solder some wires and not electrocute himself?

[inland jackal]

at this point im concerned about flop, doesnt cook, doesnt work, im starting to assume hes some fatass

[placid sail]

be realistic W

[tidal trellis]

Click here to reclaim your bruh moment

[narrow sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/tights-pele-fat-man-dance-gif-20054721

[inland jackal]

i guess i overestimated him

[tidal trellis]

Disgusting

My eyes, my poor eyes

They burn

[steel bone]

https://tenor.com/view/ayeriz-gif-21508663

[narrow sorrel]

sir I said FULL tights

[narrow sorrel]

not thigh highs kek

[inland jackal]

caught

[slender rock]

Okay iedy is going to come in here now

[lusty sonnet]

[river zealot]

iedy's coming already

[narrow sorrel]

goonfart hours

[steel bone]

Ik i sent the gif with my will

[slender rock]

Although nice but god fucking damn it's too early for that

[steel bone]

Am i banned

[tidal trellis]

Okay smart guy let's have you take a crack at it

[river zealot]

he's gonna put you in a jar

[narrow sorrel]

is this a man?

[slender rock]

You're technically staff you just get a paddlin

[steel bone]

no