🎪bruh-fart

[ruby minnow]

it fucking sucks

[coarse bear]

How's the weather, chat

[civic panther]

shit i didn't make it, do whatever, im not one of the brain rotted dipshits who hit recycle on everything they've seen more then once

[dreamy flax]

:flag_ua: Dnipro, Dnipropetrovsk Oblast, Ukraine, 49000

:clock1: 20 November 2024, 13:03 (01:03 PM)
🌍 UTC +2.0
☀️ Day

☁️ Overcast clouds
🌁 67% humidity
🍃 SSE 167° | 7.28 m/s wind
🌡️ 9.85°C (Feels like 8.85°C)
49.73°F (Feels like 47.93°F)

[river zealot]

wait what

10c

[dreamy flax]

:flag_tr: Adapazarı, Karaosman, 54100 Adapazarı/Sakarya, Türkiye

:clock2: 20 November 2024, 14:03 (02:03 PM)
🌍 UTC +3.0
☀️ Day

☁️ Scattered clouds
🌁 34% humidity
🍃 SSW 210° | 3.23 m/s wind
🌡️ 17.85°C (Feels like 16.85°C)
64.13°F (Feels like 62.33°F)

[ruby minnow]

17

[solar obsidian]

@coarse bear

[river zealot]

11C even

holy its warm

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gato-mago-gato-mago-comiendo-gif-15352601151133641343

pitsa

[dreamy flax]

:flag_dz: Algiers, Algeria

:clock12: 20 November 2024, 12:03 (12:03 PM)
🌍 UTC +1.0
☀️ Day

☀️ Clear sky
🌁 53% humidity
🍃 W 268° | 7.29 m/s wind
🌡️ 21.85°C (Feels like 20.85°C)
71.33°F (Feels like 69.53°F)

[fading portal]

I don’t trust who know the age of consent at the top of their head

[civic panther]

ah, yes, a law that literally never gets put into use or used, because most people with brains realize it is complete fucking suicide to walk up to someones house, and pull out a lawbook reciting this shit

[heady crow]

Damn thanks dude, youre the best

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/beavis-and-butthead-beavis-butthead-bnb-laughing-gif-27525805

[ruby minnow]

SAOMI

[river zealot]

whats your issued firearm as a tanker?

[ruby minnow]

RAHHHHHHH

[glad carbon]

@river zealot how install

[river zealot]

do they give you foldable ak5c or some shit?

[river zealot]

whar

[glad carbon]

is it done yet

[heady crow]

Glock 17 as a personal firearm

[glad carbon]

[ruby minnow]

AK5C is a swedish gun

[glad carbon]

im going to cry

[inland jackal]

@lone cedar, @tacit bolt sapunja macora

[river zealot]

wait what really

[civic panther]

wouldn't go that far
also, is your pfp from a hamlet movie or something?

[coarse bear]

Uh-huh
Sure hope so, but those 30k kids probably would tell you to shut it
Now we walk away from the topic due to its heinous nature

[river zealot]

oh yeaj

[ruby minnow]

yeah its swedish not finnish

[inland jackal]

Jebo sliku svoju

[placid sail]

mister prigojin sends his regards, doomedtyom

[river zealot]

yeah youre right

[lone cedar]

stojaneeeee

[coarse bear]

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/benny-fallout-new-vegas-shot-the-game-was-rigged-from-the-start-gun-gif-17170137

[glad carbon]

can we talk about child labor laws instead

[river zealot]

dude

i dont like

[heady crow]

Yeah, the service rifle here is the rk-62 and its variant for the most part

[river zealot]

control file extensions you know

[glad carbon]

and how those got repealed in some states

[coarse bear]

The children yearn for the mines

[placid sail]

so uh, denizens of not mordor

[coarse bear]

Yeah that's the joke

[placid sail]

is stalker 2 already available for download for you

[river zealot]

[heady crow]

Its from the seventh seal

[river zealot]

ive already shat my pants

you cant joke like that man

[glad carbon]

parents literally signing away childhoods to "build some character" because they're too retarded to take care of the kids themselves

[coarse bear]

You're welcome for clearing your gut blockage

🤝

[river zealot]

idk if i like it or hate it

like its ugly?

[glad carbon]

yeah

[river zealot]

but ok looking?

[glad carbon]

stock sucks

[glad carbon]

its bad

[solar obsidian]

joever

[glad carbon]

its gotta be fake

[river zealot]

i mean whats your standart issue when you are inside the tank

[novel palm]

They're still missing the 'y' in the name.

[river zealot]

do you take the rifle with you

[glad carbon]

i thought marriage had more govt benefits than just being engaged without

[heady crow]

Glock 17 like i said

[civic panther]

agreed to walk away from said heinous topic, but most of those 30k are likely amish and back-asswards households, which is a whole other can of worms

[minor cypress]

The tank

[river zealot]

tonk

[novel palm]

Most modern places have commonlaw marriage past the first handful of years, anyway.

[river zealot]

got it

[heady crow]

Its alright, bulk of the infantry uses the modernised one with a telescope stock

[heady crow]

Also haha if you though the rk62 was bad we got a east german ak copy with a foldable wire stock as a rifle in the tank

[novel palm]

But if you wanna do it for the benefits, i think you'll have better luck with an arrangement with a friend. Spouses are notoriously unreliable. You have a better chance of divorce running you broke, than marriage benefits resulting in a meaningful improvement in your life.

[heady crow]

https://youtu.be/Q7FUjVHx46c?si=WpYefQVKxyuM8kFt you can see it on the vid here

[ruby minnow]

holy skibidi yapper

[potent hamlet]

i never really liked Hello Kitty

i think sanrio characters are cute? yeah

do i like them and want my whole life revolving around them? hell nah

[unreal gull]

aight the last one made me laugh

[placid sail]

no no zoro it's HOLA GATITOOOOO

[potent hamlet]

Argelia and Angola

[river zealot]

i strive to be like this guy

[novel palm]

Try again

[placid sail]

I almost choked on that "that's a good question homie"

[potent hamlet]

at one point he said two african countries that starts with the letter A

[novel palm]

Try spelling Algeria again.

[potent hamlet]

oh, Argelia

lmao

[solar obsidian]

damn, how'd they knew

[potent hamlet]

ah

what?

Algeria?

[river zealot]

[potent hamlet]

alregia?

[novel palm]

I thought i was having a stroke.

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/sakurako-yuru-yuri-oomuro-sakurako-cute-yuru-gif-14389128236455563315

[potent hamlet]

they always know

[naive bison]

bro is playing pocket pool

pocket billiards

[river zealot]

damn my friend got no electricity

point and laugh

[civic panther]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1283101573274144899/1306334228195184722/v15044gf0000cq0tb8fog65hu3779ovg.mov?ex=673edbce&is=673d8a4e&hm=0b86d3f96a2d053270df55d70f97ac9b37d095fd298bb098dad72515a5030711&

[unreal gull]

nooo he's gonna miss stalker 2

[naive bison]

HE GOT REDUCED TO CALIFORNIAN

they hit him with a brownout

😭

[naive bison]

my bets: technically broken and underbaked

it is a game coming out after the year 2010

[river zealot]

i love making fun of people of my fellow ukrainians not having electricity

because they dont turn it off where i live

hehehehe

[unreal gull]

I am so SICK and TIRED of unpleasable autistic nerds trying to ruin shit for me on the internet

[naive bison]

noted

[river zealot]

[unreal gull]

quiet League player

your tastes have been noted and I don't give a fuck

[novel palm]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=me5rX7Y9XKU

[naive bison]

bro i can't use any comebacks i got and not get banned

this aint fair

[naive bison]

"tastes"

what tastes

[unreal gull]

do it coward

[naive bison]

i didn't say the game isn't gonna be like fun or whatever

[naive bison]

have a bad story

it's prolly gonna be another 2024 release with way too many cutscenes and developmentally underdone

guys i don't care so much i'm gonna react to every message

https://tenor.com/view/excited-gamer-gif-13862831

[hazy finch]

a whole 12 hours of rain

[naive bison]

i don't understand humidity as a concept

what happens at 100%

all air is water?

[minor cypress]

That shit will haunt me forever

[civic panther]

https://stupidpenisx.com/nocontextcrap/status/1856251837847920663

[potent hamlet]

damn, is that celsius?

[hazy finch]

yea its not even summer yet

[civic panther]

STUPIDPENISX.COM?!?!?

[naive bison]

busting a move

[naive bison]

what kind of URL is this what the fuck

[potent hamlet]

i love rain with medium-warm weather

[glad carbon]

REPOST

[river zealot]

rain is so nice in the summer

[ruby minnow]

cerveza crystal

[potent hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/cerveza-cristal-gif-6925033108088358710

[hazy finch]

fuck i dunno if my caravan could even handle this theres been a couple of leaks that have been popping up everynowandagain

[civic panther]

naaaah, we are so cooked

[river zealot]

@narrow lotus

[glad carbon]

woods menace

[glad carbon]

[river zealot]

[civic panther]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/550869975385112606/1307339810284769340/Snaptik.app_7433187160372595999.mp4?ex=673e8fd3&is=673d3e53&hm=befb608d6d245faefbf52f115c5531c404405d7a97efbc77bf075b56ee4291ff&

[lone cedar]

AHAHHAAHHA @tacit bolt

[placid sail]

don't give me this shit you ate vermicelli with milk in your childhood

[placid sail]

@unreal gull and none from you either american, even your water has corn syrup in it

[tacit bolt]

Even funnier is that's 99% how i look IRL

[glad carbon]

@placid sail , @river zealot , and I

[minor cypress]

Wait like the tiny rice noodles?

[river zealot]

yeah well at least i dint get a kilogram of sugar into it and encapsulated it in chocolate

[unreal gull]

nah I'm with you on that, corn syrup is terrible

[river zealot]

which one am i

[civic panther]

didn't you need to get a job in the government so you could still be on discord?

[glad carbon]

:3

[placid sail]

no just a plain ass wheat vermicelli cooked in milk with sugar, a token children's dish, usually for breakfast, in many households and kindergartens

[solar obsidian]

lemme just repost this in #🇮🇹-general-ita real quick 🤝

[glad carbon]

idk silly fella

[minor cypress]

That just sounds like oatmeal with extra steps

[river zealot]

i do remember eating something like that

[placid sail]

of course you ate it, you're post soviet

[glad carbon]

i just hate how wet it is

[placid sail]

it's like a black guy saying he got no bass guitar in his basement

[river zealot]

biblicly accurate dog

[glad carbon]

its literally just watery pasta inside chocolate its so gross

[arctic pawn]

[glad carbon]

@placid sail

[minor cypress]

wait do slavs think all black peeps play bass?

Thats fucking hilarious

[placid sail]

it's supposed to be coated in sweet condensed milk which is usually pretty sick, I have no idea how the fuck they made it so watery

[glad carbon]

they're stuck in the 70's

culturally and technologically

[placid sail]

also for the record, the dish in question was never eaten here before and some ragebait shit I've just brought to show y'all

vermicelli in milk is real though

[civic panther]

shouldn't have fucked with that cracked out wizard thought the ancient beholder

[naive bison]

SHE FOR THE STREETS 🗣️ 📣

[minor cypress]

Next they'll talk about afros and disco platforms

[unreal gull]

bro's really trying to gaslight us into thinking chocolate-covered pasta is normal

[placid sail]

that's... that's a south park joke made by cartman, zoro

[glad carbon]

"lol imagine speaking in jive har har har"

[naive bison]

NOT THE EVIL BURGA

[naive bison]

1 ass wink and all the progress resets

[river zealot]

you know maybe twitter isnt that bad

[naive bison]

when you gotta 1 cycle the poo it's the worst bro

[civic panther]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/426113640198832128/1308709168852631573/53291-1690624588-1230406071.webp?ex=673eede4&is=673d9c64&hm=146515aeb8a93c166c41b4acc83164bf1376589a38268bcef1c1640a1a86bc14&

[placid sail]

so when germans eat chocolate pizza it's all good and all

but chocolate pasta is NUH UH

[naive bison]

too much makeup but

[river zealot]

dont the swedish eat banana pizza

[naive bison]

man i hate when women do makeup

[unreal gull]

chocolate pizza? what in the type 2 diabete are you talking about man

[glad carbon]

???

[minor cypress]

I'm cashing in my "1.5hr until weekend starts" card

[naive bison]

makeup, plastic surgery, lip fillers n shit

[naive bison]

sad how so many people are insecure

[glad carbon]

artyom you better make that stalker hurry up

[civic panther]

something about the background, sword, and face, is screaming AI at me

[naive bison]

when pretty women completely ruin themselves with all that it's the worst shit ever

[carmine pebble]

Ukrainian immigrants in the tram

[naive bison]

too late,

[carmine pebble]

Stalker 2 reference????

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/mythbusters-explosion-boom-busted-gif-19459237

[civic panther]

bro will see someone make disgusting food, and immediately believe everyone in a country eats nothing but that

[minor cypress]

Dr. Oetker sponsored by big beetuz

[solar obsidian]

damn

[naive bison]

russians only eat meat jelly

[glad carbon]

its just the lighting but nah shes done a ton of cosplay

its real

[naive bison]

and brits eat Stargazy pie

[unreal gull]

my brother in christ just make a pie at that point

or a cake

[placid sail]

oh no no buddy, we had germans in this here chat confirm they eat and like that kind of dessert pizza

[river zealot]

[naive bison]

HE ALRDY FOUND IT 😭

[river zealot]

@winged chasm what teh fuck is this

[glad carbon]

@placid sail SHE DID PANAM

cosplay

[river zealot]

what that black woman?

[naive bison]

honestly i see no issue with this:
It's just chocolate on a cookie crust of some sort
it's not an actual bad topping combo
it's a flat pie

[glad carbon]

isnt that the video game character busy goons to or something

[minor cypress]

But the ring on her finger doesn't?

[naive bison]

"chocolate pizza" sounds bad in context if you put chocolate on tomato sauce and cheese

[glad carbon]

or was that someone else

[nimble thorn]

???

[civic panther]

they were 90% talking about this
its just a big ol cookie, cut into pizza slices

[placid sail]

girl looks nice, but panam isn't doing it for me, her entitled impulsive bitch character ruins it for me

[naive bison]

yeah this is fine

[naive bison]

dialog=0%
goon=100%

[shell venture]

double cheeked up

[civic panther]

looks fine to me, didn't even see it at first
that or the image resolution is too low

[placid sail]

you're just not ready to handle the truth are you

[glad carbon]

artyom tell ur ISP to hurry up before stalker 2 releases

[river zealot]

she does fucking asmrs for money

[glad carbon]

get that cash

hell yeah

[hazy finch]

my mum has a homemade pizza recipe she uses thats cheap and a part of the recipe uses a small amount of raspberry jam you might think that would make it taste weird but raspberry jam being cooked has quite a savoury taste

[civic panther]

what was your reaction to kids in school mixing a bunch of shit into a milk carton? that they actually were gonna subsist off of that?

[civic panther]

dont think that makes it any better

[placid sail]

we didn't have milk cartons in our school cafeteria

only macaroni with cutlets and occasional side of worms

(it was pretty scandalous)

[unreal gull]

I'm sittin here trying to imagine what chocolate pasta would even taste like

[civic panther]

oh right
third world country and all that, sorry

[minor cypress]

I could see it, people put figs on pizza

[placid sail]

brother it's literally the same wheat you get in pastry

[naive bison]

it's not even about that

[hazy finch]

i only realized that she puts jam in it like a year ago and the earliest i can recall eating that kind of pizza was about 5 years ago

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/gnocchi-pasta-italian-food-enjoy-your-meal-gif-11824323

[naive bison]

it's about people being insecure with themselves

[placid sail]

it's not some exotic shit like chocolate dipped steak or something

[naive bison]

and ruining themselves for society

[civic panther]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/493156996644864001/1308756007434059788/67j578k57k5uk5.mp4?ex=673f1983&is=673dc803&hm=86b6b5749052dd28c11ed5f96ebc3ce2537bbd8ddc73cf9f1bf2551252b45bbd&

[unreal gull]

I don't even eat pastries tho

[minor cypress]

Gnocci, but built as a desert item could work

[placid sail]

wait isn't gnocci made out of potat though

[civic panther]

eeeeeh
iv had gnocchi plenty times before, and i think its a bit too chewy and potatoy to be a good desert dish

[civic panther]

yeah, potato pasta i believe

[hazy finch]

when i say its a cheap recipe i mean its cheap
tortilla wraps with cheese whatever meat is in the fridge and put in the oven for like 15 minutes or so

[unreal gull]

spiced beans and lard?

[minor cypress]

Cinnamon spice gnocci

[unreal gull]

o shit

[placid sail]

daaaam

[eager igloo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1303937145165054022/luce_stoning_speedy.gif

[naive bison]

do you think furries on benadryl get haunted by their fursonas

[minor cypress]

Or what about gnocci, but made with sweet potato instead

[river zealot]

im not racist, my bitch is black

[eager igloo]

Idk you tell me

[unreal gull]

bro is cooking literally

[eager igloo]

Stfu

[river zealot]

[glad carbon]

keep yappin vro

[placid sail]

I only tried sweet potato once in my life, and it was... sweet

https://tenor.com/view/unexpected-didnt-expect-i-dont-know-what-i-expected-arrested-development-charlie-bluth-gif-16828385

[civic panther]

bile burning in my chest? check
5 am? check
losing will to keep staying awake? check
yup, eepy time

[eager igloo]

@placid sail lets kill artem with hammers

[naive bison]

we already got one artem from the mirror dimension

[river zealot]

cant even be not racist in this world anymore

[minor cypress]

Flavor of monkey bread, but in gnocci form

[shell venture]

kill xal first please

[naive bison]

no kinda can't - everyone is mixed at this point

[unreal gull]

make a cut in a sweet potato, rub the outside with butter and spices, wrap in foil and put in camp fire

[naive bison]

Hitler had dark hair

[unreal gull]

mf heavenly

[naive bison]

[shell venture]

stop posting food here im hungry

[minor cypress]

Depends on how you make it. It can be savory if done right

[placid sail]

are you jealous artyom is gooning to some twitter lasses and not you

[naive bison]

what is monkey bread

[naive bison]

[naive bison]

jsut eat then dumbass

[river zealot]

never never goon

[shell venture]

not ready

[unreal gull]

I aint had fast food or nothin for 2 months. Maybe I should get some tacos tomorrow

[placid sail]

I bought some frozen sweet potato friez to try expecting them to be a bit sweet but overall somewhere around french fries taste, but they were overwhelmingly sweet to my taste

[unreal gull]

they are pretty sweet

they aint called sour potatoes

[eager igloo]

Nvm @river zealot lets kill bussy with hammers

[solar obsidian]

racist

[placid sail]

slut, immediately betrayed me

[river zealot]

he is like a brother to me

i would never

[minor cypress]

Similar to a cinnamon roll, but more gooey and meant to be pulled apart. Usually has a sweet glaze and nuts on it.

[solar obsidian]

[minor cypress]

Usually we buy em from Deez

[solar obsidian]

Deez?

[placid sail]

deeeeez nuuuuuuuuuuuuuts

[ruby minnow]

holy shit

HD real

[naive bison]

couldnt you just make em at home

eat sth cooler

[minor cypress]

Monkey bread

[eager igloo]

!kostyumier

[split canyon]

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[unreal gull]

you're right, I actually could. good suggestion

[steel bone]

[eager igloo]

Oh it pings you

[unreal gull]

I will secure the beef tomorrow, I already got tortillas and vegetables

[eager igloo]

Not sorry

[steel bone]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1066752640790298684/1110409362360508517/image0.gif

[glad carbon]

hi

[minor cypress]

Yeah they're usually sweeter. Garlic, parm, salt and sweet potatos goes hard

[river zealot]

hello shizowned

[minor cypress]

You got a pressure cooker?

[steel bone]

Hey
How you doing

[unreal gull]

ye, what you thinking

[river zealot]

downloaded stalker belarus

@glad carbon we are belaruisng today

[minor cypress]

Lazy bitch taco bowls. Frozen chicken, corn, beans, rice, any other veggies you want, whole can of chunky spicy salsa. Use chicken broth instead of water. Put in pot, cook, shred.

[pastel quartz]

@maiden carbon this ones for you brother

[glad carbon]

yes

[minor cypress]

Make taco bowls or burritos

[pastel quartz]

Excuse my ping pookie

[river zealot]

2 of them

damn

[unreal gull]

cuh, normally I'd be in on that but I want beef, onion, cilantro and maybe a squeeze of lime this time

[green schooner]

@tidal trellis good morning twinkkkk

[pastel quartz]

Found this old picture

So edgy

[unreal gull]

might substitute the beef with chorizo

[glad carbon]

hi hello what % is it at

[naive bison]

cute fellas

[minor cypress]

Shit, add everything but the beef. Or do birria tacos

[pastel quartz]

Banned

[unreal gull]

https://tenor.com/view/aight-yeah-sounds-good-to-me-uff-okay-gif-16247969

he said birria

[naive bison]

Гандон

[unreal gull]

shit cuh I'm in, I'm so in

[glad carbon]

peanis

[pastel quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-robot-gif-5733980

[river zealot]

try join server stinky

[minor cypress]

We have a place down here that does a birria quesadilla

Shit goes so hard

[pastel quartz]

I hate birria

[unreal gull]

I'mm post these mf tacos tomorrow and make brainfart hungry

[pastel quartz]

I hate the meat and onion

[tidal trellis]

Bad Charon! Go away!!!

[pastel quartz]

Twink

[tidal trellis]

MRRR ROBOTT

[minor cypress]

Bro you think the slavs have ever enjoyed good spanish food?

[tidal trellis]

[glad carbon]

@river zealot it works

i tabbed out and it fucked my res up

giv me a sec

[unreal gull]

their miserable demeanor suggests not

[river zealot]

yeah same

[green schooner]

I skipped wearing uniform today

I am joyous

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/damn-boi-he-thicc-anthony-fantano-thats-a-thicc-ass-boi-melon-the-needledrop-gif-15012595

[river zealot]

try to unfullscreen it

[glad carbon]

nvm

"invalid host"

[river zealot]

yeah my bad

it turned off server

[minor cypress]

At least they got pelmeni

[river zealot]

@glad carbon try now pookie

[dreamy flax]

📚 Pelmeni

Pelmeni are dumplings of Russian cuisine that consist of a filling wrapped in thin, unleavened dough.

[minor cypress]

Speaking of slav food, you fuckers love sour cream, right?

[unreal gull]

hmmm

[heady crow]

[shell venture]

you got me hungry
im making some frites omlette 🥖

[minor cypress]

Hunt this down, its that good shit

[unreal gull]

is this slav ravioli?

[minor cypress]

Pretty much

[placid sail]

goes with half the food

[placid sail]

that's pelmeni for you

[glad carbon]

@river zealot holy yapping

[placid sail]

and they go great with sour cream

[unreal gull]

toasted ravioli goes hard af

[tidal trellis]

This guy has a dress code for school

L

[arctic pawn]

good

[pastel quartz]

The creature feature

Featuring the creature

[arctic pawn]

students cant walk around looking like crack addicts or whores

[placid sail]

man

[pastel quartz]

Here’s half a cropped meme

[placid sail]

I should cook some pelmeni today

[pastel quartz]

Looks like a dumpling

It is

Nvm

I will take 500

[naive bison]

basically

it's just mince meat, onions and cooked in salted water with bay leaf

[naive bison]

covered with dough ofc

[naive bison]

what the fuck

[pastel quartz]

The creature

[tidal trellis]

Looks both good and like vomit, what is that

[coarse bear]

Nice

[coarse bear]

Fucking excuse me?

[green schooner]

no?

[tidal trellis]

One half looks good, other looks meh

What is it Dry, tell me

[naive bison]

that's sour cream, dickhead

[coarse bear]

It's sour cream, you philistine

[naive bison]

[tidal trellis]

ohhhhhh

[naive bison]

he what

[tidal trellis]

What'd you call me?

[dreamy flax]

📚 Philistine ( | 'fɪlɪ,staɪn )

• A person who is uninterested in intellectual pursuits
• Smug and ignorant and indifferent or hostile to artistic and cultural values
• A member of an aegean people who settled ancient philistia around the 12th century bc
• Of or relating to ancient philistia or its culture or its people

[unreal gull]

can you eat pork or it is haram sir

[green schooner]

This is what I have to wear

[tidal trellis]

I'll give you this much Dry, you have a large vocabulary

[tidal trellis]

Oh

[green schooner]

it is unfun

[unreal gull]

would the school be West Point

[tidal trellis]

Pork = no for me

I cannot eat it

[green schooner]

no

[inland jackal]

You full or?

[tidal trellis]

no I just can't eat pork, period

At all

Ever

[unreal gull]

well that's a shame bro cause I'm whipping up some mf chorizo birria tacos tomorrow

[tidal trellis]

never had tacos

[coarse bear]

Halal foods it is

[green schooner]

I’m coming there and eating pork

[coarse bear]

Which includes shawarma, so he's good, folks

[green schooner]

Ze best in da west

[inland jackal]

@coarse bear

[tidal trellis]

I, Flop, have never ate Tacos.

[inland jackal]

Convinced my teacher to preorder s2 ultimate edition

[fading shuttle]

why

[tidal trellis]

I am not

I am not lyin

[inland jackal]

To have it as an example to show us how would it look on dev side

[coarse bear]

No

I don't believe that

[tidal trellis]

Maybe one day, I'll try tacos

[fading shuttle]

he could just buy it after it releases normally

[unreal gull]

you should. you can use beef or chicken, doesn't have to be pork

[inland jackal]

He even preordered AC tokyo

[coarse bear]

Man

[fading shuttle]

ah so he is retarded

[inland jackal]

He has money

His mother has a share on a beer company

[tidal trellis]

Anyone who preorders in 2024 is a fool and I pity them

[fading shuttle]

he spent money on a modern assassins creed, he is retarded

[winged chasm]

This really exists

It was shit

[narrow lotus]

im gonna do the duckass and nobody can stop me

[tidal trellis]

The what

[inland jackal]

Do it

[coarse bear]

Duck
And ass

What's so hard

[inland jackal]

He doesnt know whats a milf, dont overestimate flop

@sage rover @narrow lotus

He got muted cause he pinged groksi 3 times

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/black-panther-christmas-christmas-gif-version-you-are-a-jolly-fellow-you-are-a-king-gg-blackpanther-holiday-gif-4868310304434186622

[tidal trellis]

It's not time

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-fuck-fucked-get-fucked-fallout-new-vegas-gif-568499856954385743

[inland jackal]

All i want for Christmas is you admitting you are a twink

[shell venture]

[tidal trellis]

Never gonna happen cause it's not true

[inland jackal]

By opp he means Oppenheimer right?

[inland jackal]

Im never gonna give you up

You are mine now, i will rent you to anyone who wants you

Im yer pimp now

[tidal trellis]

HUH

It went from a 0-10000 real quick

[inland jackal]

Oh wait your first one dw

[tidal trellis]

?????

[eager igloo]

I will have to leave you hole in the ground first

I think I had tacos at kfc

[tidal trellis]

Menace come on, we on the same team

I thought we were cool

[eager igloo]

I meant Pakistan

[unreal gull]

taco bell and kfc are owned by the same company so maybe

[eager igloo]

No I had tacos at mexican restaurant but they werent very good

[narrow lotus]

i ate tortillas with turkey meat , grilled cheese and monster ultra

[eager igloo]

Dripping from all sides

[inland jackal]

Thought that was a bloodsucker behind for a sec

[eager igloo]

Their burritos were the best tho

[green schooner]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1018225826656952411/1018989988278435880/thecatlooksmalicious.gif

[tidal trellis]

Ew, monster

[eager igloo]

Well, maybe almost as good as mine

[unreal gull]

yeah nah good tacos aren't supposed to be drippy

[green schooner]

I have 2 C4’s in my backpack

[eager igloo]

Taco bell we don't have

[glad carbon]

@river zealot the box should open when you fuck with it

[tidal trellis]

Why

[glad carbon]

idk why its not

[inland jackal]

I hate it when women walk faster than me, now it looks like im stalking her

[river zealot]

it does i think

[green schooner]

It’s good drink

[glad carbon]

no its not

[river zealot]

it even does a little animation when picking up

tring to

[inland jackal]

@river zealot @glad carbon xrmpe again?

[glad carbon]

just press right click and it should open up magically

then you just pick it up automatically

no need o press F on it

[river zealot]

belarus

[glad carbon]

@river zealot delete the save folder

and we can restart

[inland jackal]

i thought that got a halt on developing

[river zealot]

i did

[glad carbon]

aight

[river zealot]

try join

[glad carbon]

idk last update was in may

[glad carbon]

it work

@river zealot

[green schooner]

@naive bison I didn’t even understand it till I saw the number 5

And da

Aw

[ruby minnow]

[naive bison]

Бэбра ВПН

[narrow lotus]

this is how dudes stay next to each other at the toilet when they say they like gacha games

[pale ingot]

yo wait isnt stalger 2 dropped already by now

or am i buggin

[narrow lotus]

la ora 6

pentru noi

[true sedge]

4pm gmt

[pale ingot]

kk mulțumesc bb

[true sedge]

3 hrs 30 mins

do you think we will be able to crash the steam servers

i remember that happening with bannerlord

[pale ingot]

maybe

[lone cedar]

Stalker 2 bread
I am stocked

[pale ingot]

the urge to preorder stalker 2 is real but

i cannot be that retarded

i must hold out and wait for reviews

[dapper lark]

You didn't pre-order a year ago?

the hopium delivery must have missed you

[glad carbon]

@river zealot uh

what happen

5000ms

did artyom get mlrs'd

[river zealot]

ping spike upon ye

[glad carbon]

game only saves at apartment

artyom ngl half my shit vanished

[pale ingot]

i dont get that shit brah

[glad carbon]

i put all my stuff in the weapon locker and it poofed

i had just a DB

[river zealot]

you stupid

youre also not it i dont think

[glad carbon]

@river zealot is it up

are you up

[river zealot]

this is horrible

let me do it again

[naive bison]

Spell RUN

[pale ingot]

the industrial revolution

[inland jackal]

@river zealot @lone cedar @fresh rose @stone blade look what has just arrived

[river zealot]

what is this

a rat

[glad carbon]

im in

[naive bison]

@river zealot https://youtu.be/nQ2ouzQ9kVw?feature=shared

[river zealot]

@glad carbon get in

[naive bison]

More brain rot to pop into ur brain randomly

[glad carbon]

sir yes sir

[naive bison]

This looks like a rat that fell into a KFC fryer bro

[inland jackal]

Whole pig

Skin is like chips

[pale ingot]

the feast

[river zealot]

smal ass pig

[pale ingot]

they done caught peppa pig's little brother

auurghhhhhh

[naive bison]

[river zealot]

@placid sail

bro no way

they got a whole ass series on this

[inland jackal]

I feel my blood pressure rising

[thin trench]

[broken pebble]

@tidal trellis

[thin trench]

[broken pebble]

[pale ingot]

[fresh rose]

[tidal trellis]

Am busy! Shoo!

[narrow lotus]

what is blud dxoing

[arctic pawn]

[coarse bear]

He's holding the TV antenna in the PERFECT position so the signal is received

[naive bison]

He hittin the

Gif won’t load so no punchline

https://tenor.com/view/man-frozen-froze-stuck-stuck-in-time-daiyaan-gif-2333459399262130537

There we go

He hittin that

[glad carbon]

@river zealot ngl

this mod sucks ass

like really really

[river zealot]

i agre

[glad carbon]

do u wanna just stop now

its like tarkov but not fun

[river zealot]

lemme see if there is anything at base

and then yes

[naive bison]

should be right up your alley, buster

what mod tho

[glad carbon]

my dialogue is bugged

i cant exit it

@river zealot

game over

[river zealot]

alright no more

dogshit mod

[broken pebble]

bussy?

[glad carbon]

dialogue is so bad

[naive bison]

what mod

[glad carbon]

it locks you into the fucking dialogue window if you select any of em

is mod maker retarded

[glad carbon]

"we voice acted all of these, so you're forced to listen to them in full"

cant esc or anything

[broken pebble]

alt f4

[glad carbon]

yeah im not keeping that game on my pc

[broken pebble]

amen

imma prolly uninstall gamma for stalker 2 because my ass dont got much storage

[pastel quartz]

you deadass made me close the app

[glad carbon]

@naive bison 's ass has alot of storage

[broken pebble]

thats what it does

[pastel quartz]

@dreamy flax how far can the human anus stretch

[broken pebble]

have you never learned any important keybinds?#

[glad carbon]

@river zealot 3 hour

[broken pebble]

try ctrl shift and esc

[naive bison]

[river zealot]

[broken pebble]

opens performance manager

[glad carbon]

its like 8 inches or something i think, i read it in some funny meme so it must be true

[broken pebble]

more

[grizzled meadow]

@dreamy flax how far can the human anus stretch, @pastel quartz is asking

[dreamy flax]

The human anus can stretch significantly, but the exact limit varies from person to person. Generally, the anus can accommodate various sizes, but it is important to approach any form of anal stretching or anal play carefully to avoid injury.

If @fair nacelle would like detailed medical information or advice, it's always best to consult a healthcare professional! 😊

[glad carbon]

give us an answer in numbers

[broken pebble]

WHY IS THERE A BOT FOR THIS

[grizzled meadow]

I need numbers

[glad carbon]

stupid robot

[naive bison]

i am drinking my second energy drink of the day after drinking coffee earlier as well

[dreamy flax]

The human anus can stretch up to about 2 to 3 inches (5 to 8 centimeters) in diameter when relaxed. However, it can stretch more during bowel movements or with careful preparation in the context of anal play. Some individuals have been known to accommodate even larger objects, but it's crucial to prioritize safety and proceed gently to avoid injury.

Always remember, it's important to listen to your body and not push beyond comfort! 🥰

[naive bison]

@river zealot am i cooked?

[grizzled meadow]

@glad carbon the meme was correct

[river zealot]

oh just 8 inches

[glad carbon]

diameter

[narrow sorrel]

er

[pastel quartz]

I will consult the pro then... @naive bison i demand your knowledge on the anus

[dusky needle]

brain fartherr

[narrow sorrel]

diameter derp kek

[pastel quartz]

kys

[naive bison]

kill yourself

[pastel quartz]

<3

[narrow sorrel]

what about length

[high wing]

How deep is a tree anus

[glad carbon]

xalrider must have a big anus if @pastel quartz was created from it

[pastel quartz]

32 cm

[high wing]

O

[broken pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-monolith-сталкер-монолит-моноліт-gif-2897425510303898959

[glad carbon]

hi dandy

how is it goin

[grizzled meadow]

In two hours*

[eager igloo]

If u were busy u wouldn't answer

[glad carbon]

[eager igloo]

You want to be beaten vro

[high wing]

Eepy

[tidal trellis]

now I no longer am

For time being

[high wing]

Prolly gonna go back to sleep till its stalger time

[glad carbon]

oil up

[high wing]

No waltuh

[narrow lotus]

@stone blade @inland jackal

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/dan-hentschel-daniel-hentschel-goop-guy-white-liquid-angry-gif-2486699680966888871

[glad carbon]

is this fucking ai generated

oml it is

[pastel quartz]

Tbf i though falco made this meme with all the spelling errors

[naive bison]

why have multiple people discussed my anus????

[glad carbon]

because you brought it up

[naive bison]

????????????????????????????????????

when

[glad carbon]

when you responded to me

[naive bison]

if i responded to it, who brought it up first?

[glad carbon]

you put fuel into the fire

[glad carbon]

[naive bison]

i'll fuel you up

[glad carbon]

as long as its under 3 inches in diameter

[naive bison]

nah

ur getting stretched buddy

you're sitting on a propane tank

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/conductor-we-have-a-problem-cat-cute-funny-gif-17168115721186324165

[heady crow]

???

I thought no erp in brainfart

[naive bison]

You're next

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/shock-shocker-shocked-black-guy-gif-27526370

[high wing]

Xal is a butthole bandit

[frail scaffold]

Anal astronaut

[naive bison]

bandit implies lack of consent

[high wing]

You would know

Booty bandit

[glad carbon]

[low atlas]

gae creature

how many monsters have you consumed

[glad carbon]

3 teabags

[naive bison]

what is this thing

and why do you keep posting it

i'm gonna release

[glad carbon]

[low atlas]

what kinda tea

black?

[glad carbon]

chai idk

its some twinnings stuff

[low atlas]

ah\

good that you arent drinking coffee

good job

[glad carbon]

i hate coffee

i'd rather drink xalrider

and he's bitter and mean

[low atlas]

you'd rather drink anyone

[atomic crane]

frog drinks cokkee

im drinking coffee

and eating mexican doner

[frail scaffold]

Boner

[green schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/wumpus-wave-joker-thirty-five-years-without-a-christmas-gif-11042127337034341702

[atomic crane]

hahah. Good One, Shien!

[high wing]

Stop meat riding shien

[atomic crane]

https://tenor.com/view/godzilla-x-kong-king-kong-punch-knockout-monkey-apex-gif-8198598115822855198

shut the hell up....,,,..

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/crunch-cat-luna-eat-gif-3997701764820700221

[high wing]

Lmao

[atomic crane]

stalker 2 comes out while im at work

wont be able to install it

[glad carbon]

@low atlas im so.. sleepy

[atomic crane]

sad!

[glad carbon]

ouhhhh

[high wing]

Sad for u

[green schooner]

Same

[high wing]

I sleep for a bit

[green schooner]

But I’m in class

[frail scaffold]

When does it come out

[green schooner]

11:30 AM EST

[atomic crane]

in 2 hours and 15 minutes

[glad carbon]

2 hour

[low atlas]

there there

drink lots of water

[frail scaffold]

I can grab it probably

[low atlas]

water keeps you awake

[frail scaffold]

Just need comms to come in so i have enough for phone bill

[atomic crane]

bhone pill

[green schooner]

pbone jill

[frail scaffold]

Who is jikl

[green schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1305952457880502476/image0.gif

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-yeah-woo-yeah-oh-yeah-woo-yeah-woo-time-woo-time-bunny-oh-yeah-woo-yeah-bunny-gif-8457484959688895098

[atomic crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1231286447131328544/1281671714425802973/this_is_glorpshit_caption.gif

[glad carbon]

glorp and go is what im gonna do to @low atlas

[low atlas]

Huh?

[glad carbon]

[green schooner]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/975470467408355350/1295328007099125812/caption-5-1-1.gif

@low atlas Gn I’m sleeping through all my classes

[atomic crane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1307781127725125642/ezgif.com-optimize.gif

[narrow lotus]

[glad carbon]

iedy can u lend me some of your bulgarian marching powder

[green schooner]

He’s Romanian

[buoyant ravine]

Tragic

[atomic crane]

romanian marching powder = sand that someone tricked u into thinking was cocaine

[green schooner]

Reminds me how the Roman’s describe the inhabitants of the UK as not even worth conquering and “lower intelligent life”

[ruby minnow]

i hope they don't touch our pile of rocks those weird blokes

[green schooner]

[atomic crane]

what was hadrian's wall for again

[heady crow]

Basically trumps border wall but for picts coming from scotland

[atomic crane]

based

[low atlas]

u need some of them bus driver pills

[atomic crane]

keep THEM out

[potent hamlet]

I need a poncho

[atomic crane]

you wont even record your voice in here, shut the hell up bro

[potent hamlet]

I need a poncho

[atomic crane]

fucking fed

[low atlas]

I need a poncho

[potent hamlet]

A military poncho

[digital quartz]

why is the german poncho so fucked up?

[atomic crane]

federal agent but frodo-maxxing

[potent hamlet]

It's because it's made to be a tent

Like Russian one

[atomic crane]

get out of my head

[green schooner]

What if Osaka isn’t a Chilean and actually a US federal agent

[atomic crane]

there is no "what if"

[potent hamlet]

I would be showing my heat

[atomic crane]

you cant even show us your voice

[low atlas]

maybe ur a fed

did anyone here hear kokopelli?

i didnt.

[atomic crane]

you simply did not send an image of your entire body when you're so afraid that u wont even record ur voice

ur a man

[heady crow]

@broken topaz While youre there can you get me a norwegian poncho?

Its hard

[digital quartz]

that does make sense I guess

I still want a cooler looking one

[low atlas]

polish one doesnt even look like a poncho

that shit is a coat

fuckin

cloak

[digital quartz]

yeah right the norwegian one has a nice cut

[atomic crane]

frodo-maxxed poncho

[eager igloo]

Polish one too, you can connect 2 together for that

[shell venture]

osaka unmuted im outta here

[eager igloo]

So u can kiss ur army homie gn

[digital quartz]

Pomodoro method actually works though

not with these increments

but overall

good method to do things

[atomic crane]

90/20 is just slacking off at work

[low atlas]

speaking of!

[narrow lotus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKO4PL8Xzik

[low atlas]

have you started yet? @atomic crane

[narrow lotus]

[low atlas]

STRELOK?!

[atomic crane]

yes i did, thx for askin ❤️

i started on the 13th

[low atlas]

hows it been?

[atomic crane]

it's going well, i really like the environment and my boss

coworkers are cool

[low atlas]

have you been to the WaR rOoM

[atomic crane]

lol no war room for me yet, that'll be in a few years

IT is more like the technological fire department

[narrow lotus]

MOMMY AGATHA

[atomic crane]

whats dat game

[glad carbon]

https://imgur.com/lYihh7Z

[glad carbon]

BITCH

[narrow lotus]

stalker 2

[glad carbon]

STOP SPOILING THE GAME

im going to peg you iedy

[narrow lotus]

its official trailer retardatus maximus

[glad carbon]

i dont watch that stuff

its all spoilers

[narrow lotus]

do not care , take ur eyes out then

[digital quartz]

stalker 2 will be about the zone

[glad carbon]

take ur balls out

now

[digital quartz]

spoiler spoiler spoiler

[primal rapids]

My brother in Christ, an official trailer is not a spoiler

[glad carbon]

have you seen movie trailers in the past 20 years

[prime zenith]

stalker stalker stalker stalker stalker

[low atlas]

ah ye i forgor what your title was when you were applying

still, job is better than no job

[atomic crane]

yea i'm "service desk technician I"

[prime zenith]

sometimes it is actually

they show too much

[glad carbon]

those mfs literally will put plot twists in the trailer if it makes it look more interesting

[narrow lotus]

im gonna post smth get mad if u want

[frail scaffold]

Im glad im not the only one who stopped looking at trailers

[frail scaffold]

#╟📸stalker2™-media

[narrow lotus]

[glad carbon]

iedy is getting put in the Cube until I actually get to play the game

[atomic crane]

yesterday i re-imaged (installed organization's backup of OS and programs on) 4 computahs

[prime zenith]

rreal

[atomic crane]

i re-install windows n shi

[atomic crane]

did u get early release

[frail scaffold]

Trailer

[atomic crane]

o

[narrow lotus]

what

OFFICIAL TRAILER ANIMALS

holy shit brainfart

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/chill-guy-my-new-character-gif-2777893510283028272

[river zealot]

[glad carbon]

artyom my eyes are sooo heavy

[river zealot]

Got a horrible haircut frota

Might kill myself later

[frail scaffold]

LOL?

[glad carbon]

its fine, it comes with being slavic

[frail scaffold]

Just wear a hat its November

[prime zenith]

getting cut today then stalker 2

[atomic crane]

Wear ushanka

[primal rapids]

I’m slowly losing hair to worry about

[river zealot]

Eh i dont really care but still

[primal rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/savingprivateryan-ww2-old-soldier-matt-damon-gif-4203998

[atomic crane]

New brainfart cancer patient just dropped

[sage otter]

Buzzcut chad arc soon

[arctic pawn]

2 HOURS

2 GOD DAMN HOURS

[prime zenith]

1

[arctic pawn]

its 10 am here

its going to be 12:00

[glad carbon]

[arctic pawn]

in my place

[atomic crane]

Yeah it releases while I'm at work so I can't install it for like an additional 7 hours

[arctic pawn]

i have an internet with 200 MB/s speec

speed*

ill be fine

[atomic crane]

I'm 1.2 MB/s

[prime zenith]

good luck downloading guys

[arctic pawn]

mega bytes right?

[prime zenith]

personally i have 1gbs

[arctic pawn]

cuz if its mega bits

[atomic crane]

Guys u think my i7 6700k and 2070 super can run it?

[arctic pawn]

that poor devil...

[atomic crane]

Ye

[arctic pawn]

phew

mine is actually like 21 mega bytes per second download

still very fast

[atomic crane]

Oh u got 200mbps

[arctic pawn]

yup

cheap as fuck too

[atomic crane]

Damn